Name a more forced and no chemistry videogame romance than Luka and Bayonetta.

Name a more forced and no chemistry videogame romance than Luka and Bayonetta.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute!

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally just launched the first game stop spying on me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wish 3 gave the two some more scenes like they in 1. You really can’t beat how cute their chemistry is in that one. I love the scene on the highway where they’re just bantering at one another.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was treating him like a pet. Not a romantic interest.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She shoves his face in her breasts right here.

          I literally just launched the first game stop spying on me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game lets you get your ass grabbed
      other games like this?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeanne and Bayonetta had way more romantic chemistry. Luka was an annoying best.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You lost gays, deal with it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lesbos were the only thing going for this game, if i wanted straight romance with chad self insert I can play DMC

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        but dante is a turbovirgin

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Takes two canon lesbians. Kills one and Straightwashes the other.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are so many people incapable of understanding that two people of the same sex are able to share a deep bond without it being sexual or romantic in nature?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because that is a copout. Bayonetta 2's relationship between Jeanne and Cereza was explicitly romantic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        was it or did you just interpret it that way? because the story doesn't seem to agree

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the games themselves imply that Cereza & Jeanne's relationship is romantic. There's an in-game note that directly says that, it's even called "taboo".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The taboo part is about bringing back life, imageboarder. Messing with cycles of life and death and soul transmigration is a big no.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still, it outright calls Bayonetta a "hopeless romantic".

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Romance isn't necessarily applicable to explicitly one sexual context bit you try to use.
            Romantic outlook on life, much like idealism, is exactly what it is, as broad as it can be.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you know what that term means

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Someone who believes in love. I don't know what you're trying to get at, though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Degenerates spreading degeneracy, as always

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >luka is a werewolf because he had a voice in his head telling him to seek the truth
    frick bayonetta 3

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not even the dumbest thing that's happened in the series

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seethe harder homosexual.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather have ninja gaiden, dmc and bayo anons whine at each other in cuhrayzee generals than these stupid yurigays.
    Man, not even game threads are the same.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noctis and Lunafreya

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it, making dangerhairs and autogynephiles seethe

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't. I'm pretty sure people only like this pairing out of spite

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    link and zelda

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >player character is a girl
    >your love interest is a man
    Gay as frick.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonetta 3 still bruising trannies.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ? nothing about their romance is forced you giant homosexual. it was heavily hinted at in 2. he also hits on her all throughout bayo 1.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it was heavily hinted at in 2
      it wasn't
      luka barely gets any screentime in that game

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luka is unironically Kamiya’s self-insert

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense, he has a mommy fetish. Plus the whole take down glasses scene. It's only natural.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Luka is a "representation of his own hopes and dreams"

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