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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not Lae'zel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have chosen a better pic for my sweet loyal virgin trad wife

      That's a troonoid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the best romance between these two?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        both are great. you can't go wrong

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends, do you like passive and broken or aggressive and juvenile?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      First post - best post!
      Shadowcumdumpster is for literal cuckolds with a possible troony fetish.
      Lae'zel is for real men with high testosterone levels who love beautiful women and are willing to tame one for passionate sex.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lae'zel is a prostitute that fricked me really quick. it's too ez. I like my shadowheart

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked killing her githyanki friends right in front of her

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked killing her githyanki friends right in front of her

        she reminds me of jaheira. annoying, and weak. she's OK in combat though unlike that widow crybaby. God I hate the harpers

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't compare that ugly frog c**t with mommy Jaheira

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I killed your worthless mommy for the xp in bg2 for extra xp right after I finished her worthless quest. took two seconds to pit pocket the gay right next to her, then kill the lich behind the painting. solo berserker 7 mage 13 solo

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >weak
          hasted 5e warrior
          does not compute

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/CwHOgjk.jpg

        name one flaw

        Um I'll just marry both, okay? They made up and love each other now

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >berserker top
          >overpower lae'zel
          >make her watch you pound shadowheart

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very based

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Um I'll just marry both, okay? They made up and love each other now

            I'm waiting for a mod that allows harem love like in kotor 2

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just have one question.
        Can a human fertilize her eggs?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're planar beings. I'm surprised they have women

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I slit that b***h's throat when she attacked me in camp

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude you missed out on some story that went as far back as planescape torment. there are hidden disks laying around certain areas. i

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >submit yourself
        >[barbarian] roll nat 20
        >lae'zel gets on her back like a timid woman

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, she's a switch.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          OATHS AREN'T ALL THAT I BREAK

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Lae'zel's character, but I can't fricking stand the goofy ass looking face, it just kills it for me. SAD!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't the real way to play BG3 by choosing either Lae'zel or Shart as your origin character, and then romancing hte other?

      peak romance, surely

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No yuriBlack person kys

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love frog women https://youtu.be/nhraDaL-1gk?feature=shared

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >failed the roll and now she never kisses me publicly
        I should have just savescummed

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are already trainers to rape the non combat dicerolls

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this edited? The eyeroll looks too robotic..

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, that's just the level of quality the animations and cutscenes have in this game. Blew me away too when I first started playing. Shit is straight out of a bioware game from 2007

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I'll wait for the definitive edition from Larian before I purchase.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            post a smooth eyeroll

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >name one flaw
      I'll name two flaws. She's stuck in a shitty game. She's a shitty character.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have chosen a better pic for my sweet loyal virgin trad wife

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you save her parents?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she deserves it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yjk

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She don't frick dog, she frick bear.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When does she change her hair to white?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        after she drains every man in camp

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So, just me?
          Well, Minthara with that jaw and that voice... but no no, she's a woman

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's some big change of mind of her after act 2

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why doesn't she go by Lightheart instead of Shadowheart

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but she's not a virgin. she talks about all the guys she's been with

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except she doesn't

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >virgin
        You know she says she slept with every dude in her temple, right?

        Very organic, anon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't reply to shitposters and just let them circlejerk each other, they eventually move on to shit up another thread
          If you reply after this warning, you're a moron who deserves to be beaten to death, you've been warned

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >thread is titled "name one flaw"
            >posts an image listing out many flaws
            >"nooooo you're not supposed to list THOSE flaws! You're a just shitposter who should be ignored!"
            Disingenuous homosexual

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              nobody cares about your delusions troony

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's funny how easily and immediately you can spot a troony by the way they attempt to argue online and the moronic tone they take

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >virgin
        You know she says she slept with every dude in her temple, right?

        >virgin trad wife
        lol

        >but she's not a virgin. she talks about all the guys she's been with
        Only Shar Shadowheart does. Selûne Shadowheart is a born again virgin.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's also lying. she doesn't get her memories back in either route

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            > she doesn't get her memories back
            >he didn't give Shadowheart the noblestalk

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              you haven't played the game. she only remembers the troony after that

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you haven't played the game
                i'm in act 3. the noblestalk gave her memories of her childhood + her childhood friend, and aylin gave her memories of the day she was kidnapped

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                but none of her supposed lovers, if she had any

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing in this game fix her besides her settle down ending she still got shar wounds events if you free the parents selune way

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >puts out for me in act 1
        >when I ask her about where I stand with her she says I'm literally the best guy ever
        sounds like a skill issue

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are on first base there moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >virgin
      You know she says she slept with every dude in her temple, right?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. She only slept with the women, and as we all know that doesn't count

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the women
          That's no woman.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trad
      Why are Ganker sorts obsessed with women being trad when you guys are not trad men?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I go to the gym on weekends and have my own veggie field, that's pretty trad

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough but most people here arent like that

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >on weekends

          What’s the fricking point? Lift 5 days a week or not at all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >virgin trad wife
      lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >virgin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They hate him because he spoke the truth

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The flaw was that her eyebrows and pubes didn't become light as well. Ciri looking ass. However a mod has fixed that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        White hair + black eyebrows is god tier, you have shit taste

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do not reply to me with your disgusting opinions ever again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt she like 400 years old? lmao its impossible for her to have been a virgin, especially for a mindless "religion" devoted sheep.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Isnt she like 400 years old
        She's 40. If she were 400, she'd be dead because she's a half elf. Jaheria who's 150 and also a half elf is already granny tier.

    • 10 months ago
      Sage

      Average beta male cuck worshipping prostitutes and defending them for free online

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you have your dedicated waifugay shitposting thread already?

    [...]

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the anti-shadow shitposting thread

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowqueen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shartyfart's camp outfit with no shoes
      Kino look

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to push her into killing Nightsong. She is a follower of Star, why would she throw away an opportunity to be Dark Justiciar? Some twat said that she was afraid of wolves? Don't make me laugh
    She is alright but to be good she needs a push in a right direction, in a direction that suits my needs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? In my game she literally tried to murder our whole crew because I tried to persuade her not to murder the frick out of nightsong and failed (because lmao 30 dice roll literally impossible for my character cool nice one).
      I had to fricking slaughter her. She was my cleric. I had her just right the build was awesome the gear was awesome she basically could not be hit and could heal and buff my guys to the moon and back.
      I tell her to stand down so I can talk to nightsong and she goes fricking apeshit. Tried to knock her out too but I guess I'm not allowed to be that smart because it just killed her anyway.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >didn't build up enough rapport with shart to convince her peacefully to turn away
        skill issue

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do not associate with prostitutes.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    shes not showing me her feet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    her pubes aren't thick enough

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a vapid c**t.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only one?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    20 year old jenevelle before the abduction was cute too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cast disguise to look like your young self again OR ELSE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought she was between the ages of 10-12 before the dark mother brainwashed her

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope she was abducted at her coming-of-age ritual, and half-elves come of age at 20

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't look like that in game though...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she doesn't look like that either

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do they not have a female child model? what is that shoulder complexion?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine having a 'female child' model saved on your PC haha

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            im not a pedo you glowie she just looks like a boy

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's super ugly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit taste

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are brown

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    not drow enough and not fertile enough

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no wiener

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nyl will fix that

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ugly

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuckolding
    polyamory

    did you play the fricking game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i did actually, unlike most of this board. no such thing happened

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shadowheart doesnt mind you fricking other people

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you don't get best ending with Shadowheart if you are a bawd

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          shadowheart is a shit ending anyway, would you date a 50 year old woman thats been in a cult since childhood? who knows how many wieners shes sucked, she could have sucked 37 dicks or more.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick yeah as long as she's hot and disease free

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >37 dicks
            In a row!?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              God i hope not, Tell shadowheart not to suck any dick on her way out of the house of grief.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's a boomer reference

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you telling me that when im doing the reference?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe you already forgot

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where does this meme come from that she's an old hag anyway? Her voice and dialogue make her sound like a fricking edgy, angsty teen

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              it comes from homosexual butt hurt incels from plebbit

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              In house of grief you find books detailing her life for 40+ years, she is half elf, so she has long lifespan.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                she is around that age, but it's not old for a half-elf

                Ah alright that makes more sense then lol

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              she is around that age, but it's not old for a half-elf

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shitposters are trying to force as many memes as they can, including calling a HALF ELF an old hag for being 40

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Where does this meme come from that she's an old hag anyway?
              Half Elf

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Babymaking sex with shadowpurewife

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowhearts route unironically upset me. At first I didn't know what the shar stuff really was, and later on I just thought that it was a religion worshipping absence or something, but then I found out shar is basically pure evil, and the shit she pulled with shadowheart, torturing her parents and making her feel it every time remotely, potentially making her torture her own parents as well, just because of some personal feud with selune(?) was so fricking messed up.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    not a virgin

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shes boring coombait

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her default subclass is awful.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean trickery domain cleric's stuff is underwhelming. Maybe it would've been better if I was using a rogue in my party.

        tempest master race

        Exactly, I made her a tempest cleric and she started wrecking shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah the trickery stuff was kinda worthless

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tempest master race

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's because she starts off with one class isn't it?

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she’s not sitting on my dick

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't play an epilogue with her and our kids on the farm.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowheart approves!

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    one hit wonder before gear

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS CAN YOU SHUT THE FRICK UP ALREADY

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man's chest

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no man looks like that

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get it, you have bigger breasts

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        go on /gif/ you will find plenty

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          those aren't "men"

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            they were once men

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think they got that far. hrt is a b***h

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that an under garment or relaxed wear?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's from EA. they buffed her. play the game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know traps (no hrt) more feminine than her.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's fricking gross dude

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, "women" that get mogged by traps are gross.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you and I view different

            [...]

            threads.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She could have been a sexy dominatrix but that S-tier waifu personality got wasted on the ugly lizard woman

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfection completed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no I like her carpet bush.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A woman unshaved is a woman unclaimed, shave her if you love her, anons.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats a man

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MLP

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Froggays once again couldn't sustain their own thread but to be a parasite in the shart thread. Sigh, how so pathetic...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shadow heart is the true babe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly funny to watch how Shadowheart threads hit bump limit so fast while Karlach and frogBlack person ones don't because their waifugays are too busy obsessing over Shadowheart

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the thing about this devil b***h is that she knows about the blood wars. Karlach can't name the name the nameless one. I like the blood war toss in

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder if you let her wear shoes in camp, you didn't beat the game

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > white male with half elf beautiful female
    >most popular romances
    who would have guessed eh?

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not my real life wife and she never will be. Never will I have sex with her every day. Never will I impregnate her. Never will we celebrate the birth of our first child together. Never will be celebrate our kids' birthdays together. Never have a family christmas.
    I can go on. The future is bleak.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for druid wieners!

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    as much as I hated the pozzed stuff at first it turns out they're just choices, and there is a lot of lore in bg3. I'm OK with larian giving people choices.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's kinda stupid and needs a sky daddy to tell her what to do

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    trickery cleric is the worst one
    it doesn't even have invisibility or greater invisibility for some reason

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    best cleric I've ever been involved with on this series is vicona. she was also bad ass just like shadowheart.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking despise Larian for what they did to her in this game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why what happened to her?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          she hit the wall and got turned into a braindead shar cultist

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all these whinging morons complaining about Shadowfart
          >incessant threads on page 1 bemoaning the cuckoldry
          >I'm over here enjoying the single best romance in the game because I don't have trash taste

          You don't want to know.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I respect the frog posters, but Karlach is the best.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >man body
              >THAT haircut
              >annoying le quirky personality
              >obnoxious moralgayging

              Worst girl by far

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                incel alert

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just ACK her lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only thing I dislike about Karlach is her ugly hair

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely disgusting

                Just ACK her lol

                Based

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                she does look like a man here

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                shes a big girl is all

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She learned that being a soldier slave in hell no lie!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >man body
                troony hands typed this
                >THAT haircut
                Meh, not a fan of shaved side, but mods will fix it
                >Annoying personality
                Ngmi if the most happy, kind, and caring person in the camp is annoying you
                >Obnoxious moralgayging
                Sure would be a shame if I was also a moralgay who agreed with her on every single issue due to not being moronic..

                Filtered.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >troony hands typed this
                he says while posting troony made art for a troony character

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >troony character
                But enough about Shadowbawd who in-universe dated an actual troony who was also voiced by a troony.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They never dated, they were friends at best

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, she fricked through her entire temple while in service of Shar, but definitely didn't bang her closest ''friend''
                Keep telling yourself that, I'm sure you're amost convinced.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what is it with incels and obsession with virginity anyway

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Canon btw.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOO IT'S NOT CANON IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN MY GAME SHE`S ONLY A prostitute IF YOU WANT HER TO BE

                Shadowchuds eternally btfo'd by one image.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >KarlACK is a troony
                >Shadowheart says trans rights
                I'm sure she would support her transition

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                mintharachad here but shadowheart and lae'zel both absolutely MOG the epic spork moron in looks and personality too

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Minthra might as well not exist in the game - that's how little content there is for her atm, but will explore on full release.
                Well yeah, Shadowbawd mogs everyone with her looks - that's why she is the most popular by far. Lae`zel is ugly as frick, only a mother could love that face.
                Not going to sperg about personalities, just gonna say I don't like entitled prostitutes and call it a day.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like all the girls. Stop being a bigot!
                Every girl needs me as her husband.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                marriage

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I smash this b***h's lute and she still wrote a song about me after I saved these red Black folk.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man, wish we could marry her.
                Too bad she's a dyke, because of course she is.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im issapointed you dont break her neck in the blowjob

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dissapointed*

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok so I'm finishing act 2 and your pic was the only interaction I got with minthara
                what the frick bros
                seems like this is it
                her content is over?
                I feel scammed

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                moralgayging
                Oh irony.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only really bad thing about Karlach is her cursing, get rid of that and she'd be muh better

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/filename/1692807765874174.png/
              Funny how the instant you post this the shitposting starts again

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2 results found
                Talk about being mindbroken.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and the other result is a Karlachgay seething at Shadowheart like you're doing right now

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not the same guy, sweetie, just calling you out on your autism.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meh doesn't matter, did the Karlach thread get archived so that's why you came to shit up this one? Assuming there was one to begin with, I didn't check

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Couldn't care less about the red dyke. Wafihomosexualry is a mental illness.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              F tier

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The blalantly retconned her ending and turned her into a Shar zealot that grooms kids
          She also got slammed HARD by the wall, despite being a drow. She unironically looks older than Jaheira who is a half elf

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically good, I always hated that b***h and she got what she deserved. So glad Aerie isn't in this game.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not even half as bad as what they did to Sarevok

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes Sarevok was worse, but one being worse than the other won't stop me from complaining

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                is there no way to add companions to the game? I'd love to add the team back like Sarevok

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game literally just came out
                They promised modding tools, who knows, maybe in an ideal scenario now that we have AI we can have companion mods for Viconia or Sarevok, or other characters like Alfira. I doubt the game will be THAT moddable though

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mods will fix this

                Larianslop isn't redeemable by internet autists doing the devs work like Bethesda games. Modding for DOS2 never went beyond automating the combat and a few asset flips.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Head swaps are doable, see

                https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1419
                Fixed

                And more ambitious mods like 5e spells are a thing already

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mods will fix this

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The blalantly retconned her ending and turned her into a Shar zealot
            That could be explained, however yeah she was never zealous about Shar worshiping, she was very practical, always. Honestly expected her to have a great keikaku for the artifact.
            >She unironically looks older than Jaheira who is a half elf
            Yeah tahts unforgivable

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never liked this c**t, Aerie gang all the way

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you like banging crippled morons?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women are better when they are moronic and weak so they are more reliant of my dick so yes

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            dude bg2 kicks ass, but she is so fricking annoying.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather bang edwina, and I'm straight. at least he is powerful

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        in bg2 I banged the moron arie, put our child into the dumpster in her uncles chest in the circus tent in walkeems promenade, and then killed her for 2000xp.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having Aerie and Jaheira in my party and killing this prostitute on the stake is my go to choice in most playthroughs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only good Drow is a dead Drow.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, because they killed my wife Viconia. Me and my half drow son WILL genocide all drow that worship Lolth

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she died in the ending of bg2.
        >she was murdered by 12 farmers when she was traveling
        she was invincible. she faked her death

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her only value comes late game

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no preggo ending like Minthara

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There a mod out yet that allows you to romance both froggy and sharty?

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are friends since act 2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah the toad woman is dead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I probably missed a lot of shit by keeping Lae'zel dead.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not that anon but I roll with lae`zel, shadowheart, and Astarion, and barbarian oath breaker paladin

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate the fact that I feel pressured to take astarion every time simply to pick locks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah its great

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    shes useless in combat

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope there is a planescape torment remake mod for the this. I want sven to dress up as him too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody likes those morons

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Karlach and that nignog are slimes that fight in the blood war. the nameless one started the Neverending war in the realms of hell

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please keep Larian far away from Planescape, I don't want to imagine how they'd frick up the companions
      >Nameless One died to save Karlach
      >Morte is suddenly the evil ruler of the pillar of skulls who raises other skulls to be his agents of chaos
      >Annah went crazy and killed Falls-From-Grace and is now a mindless serial killer in Sigil
      >Dak'kon was killed by a random githyanki hitsquad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        perfect Elrond.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ts'kva...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHUCK you believe you can survive without me?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, gith I see, gith I kill

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ENOUGH squabbling
        I thirst for blood!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gimme a gith

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes unlike you that you fell in a newbie primitive trap

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I download the 2 og games from gog games? Never played them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can handle RTwP, sure

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if youre fresh from bg3 expect to get filtered

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to kill the green guy and his dragon in chapter 1?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      in divine divinity? yes. spam mage bolt

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what? no in bg3

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm at a cross roads. I need to find a way to kill nere, and side with the goblins. I have to go upstairs and chat with them. I still haven't gotten past EA, because I don't want to see what happens.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can long rest and nere will be dead

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm at a cross roads. I need to find a way to kill nere, and side with the goblins. I have to go upstairs and chat with them. I still haven't gotten past EA, because I don't want to see what happens.

          I won't make comments on it until I fricked them up. the problem is it's about 115°end of summer. it's too hot to move

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ya

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am ironman

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not shaved.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      perfect

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said flaw moron.

        Enjoy your mondavoshki.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mondavoshki
          English, mother fricker

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He said flaw moron.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >romance Shadowheart
    >gradually-unfolding mystery about her past
    >cute scenes about staying up all night to flirt
    >ongoing drama about her desires as a Sharran cultist vs. her desires on a personal level

    >romance Gale
    >sex
    >sex
    >sex
    >OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO DIE WHY WON'T MY EX TAKE ME BACK
    >sex
    It's actually fricking sad just how thoroughly Shadowheart and Lae'zel steal the show both romance-wise and story-wise, they're literally the main characters.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >See magic projection of Gale
      >THIS IS VERY URGENT ACCORDING TO MY REAL SELF BRO YOU SHOULD COME AT ONCE
      >Think that he's about to explode or something oh shit better help my bro
      >It's that fricking gay shit romance scene where you watch the stars together and he very obviously wants you to frick him
      This fricking game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I thought that was really awkwardly upfront too. Nothing beats Halsin, a character whom I had barely had ANY conversations with, suddenly saying he is in love with me and thinks I am with him. What the frick is up with some of the writing in this game man

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >barely
          heh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mystery
      >When even a negative IQ moron can spot the "twist" coming a mile away
      I'm tired of wrpg therapy sims where I have to babysit emotionally moronic morons until they learn the obvious lesson that dark is bad and light is good.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Shadowheart!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So does half of Baldur's Gate 😉

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did larian manage to make some of the best waifus in this game?

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cant kill the dragon in chapter 1. He is immune to all damage.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that totally sucks. what happens if you have a level 6 ability? even in baldur's gate dragons had immunities past certain levels

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every attack on him does 0 damage

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You cant kill the dragon in chapter 1. He is immune to all damage.

          lmao larian are pussies

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The dragon is required for plot

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Just make him essential bro
              We Bethesda now

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              there is no script in bg3 to attack the red dragon. that's what I'm complaining about. why not program it to be a fight? it should just fly away

              in bg2 you can fight at least 3 fully fledged dragons. all ez.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's 4 in bg2, the shadow dragon, silver dragon in underdark, firkraag and black dragon(i think) in elf city before irenicus, there are also 2 in bg3 but i wish there were more

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm too used to bypassing the dragon in jon irenicus home town.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you kill that dragon isn't that the queen of the wood?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          there is no script in bg3 to attack the red dragon. that's what I'm complaining about. why not program it to be a fight? it should just fly away

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cast fear
      >immune
      why? larian show have allowed it, and made it a true red dragon. extremely powerful. that would have been a good fight

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too cute

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sustaining 2 threads at once
    She's too powerful...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it really count when it's shitposters that hate her doing it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah because I just block them out. There's plenty of real Shadowcute posting between the hate.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Halsin's so lucky

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bragging about your samegayging

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexual breeding which leads to pregnancy.......... with Shadowheart!!!!!!!!!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      only works with dreary looking women in this game sadly, plus thats cut content.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I was fighting a dragon I'd cast lower resistants 3 times, fear, spell breach
    >this is simulacrum
    > start nailing physical attacks
    bg2 is easy with a solo build max xp Duel wield berserker mage. I like how larian gave more thought to paladins
    >dark/light

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I broke up with Vicona, and let her go. I'm with half elf now.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a mintharabro I would happily join forces with Shadowheart and Lae'zel enjoyers to exterminate all the karlACK gays

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Scared" shitless of wolves
    >Gets MOON'd
    >Halsin says something about the shadowcursed lands being green once or some weird druid shit
    >Shadowheart: "I can make animal sounds if you like :D"
    this b***h is a fricking furry. She would present to wolves like a b***h in heat given the opportunity.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She would present to wolves like a b***h in heat given the opportunity
      Nice

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know if you are to have sex with any member in your camp and needs to pass a check, she is there to help you. Kind of like a peeper amiright haha

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowpeeper haha

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mod yet that gives her a better face? Manjaw ruins it

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone figure out the best solo build yet? paladin7, warlock5

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her VA is a dyke and dates VA of a squirrel, shadowheart is cannonically lesbian squirrel fricker

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As soon as I saw that she had guidance and was the only companion that you could ask for your standing with her I recognized the blatant dev favoritism and left her dead on the beach.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I start BG3 now will I be done in time for Starfield?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My playthrough took about 70ish hours

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was me being fairly extensive. I did pretty much everything in chapter 1 and 2. It was only when I got to chapter 3 when I didn't do everything but I did like 70% of the stuff in chapter 3. I was getting bored at that point so just wanted to finish the story. You could probably do it in like 50 hours if you just want main story and the major side quests like companion quests.

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do none of these inclusive games have any characters with gyno?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is gyno?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/gynecomastia

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ugly + stupid hair + extremely unfitting voice
    litearlly kill her on sight

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is literally flawless

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am disappointed that I wasn't able to have a battle with the dragon in act one

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every shop carries anti-dragon arrows
    >there's a single dragon you can fight
    >the arrows do shit damage to it anyway

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at the beginning of act 2 and still feel like I don't understand the gameplay of this game even though I played Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic last year.

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bug that made her dump me even though i didn't have sex with anyone else and i completed her personal quests
    REEEEEE GIVE ME MY GODDAMN WIFE LARIAN

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should make her younger

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's pretty alright. But for me it's astarion.
    Laezel, shadowheart, astarion is the canon party

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pointy ears
    INHUMAN BEAST!

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope there is a Bhaal spawn ending

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >suck my bhaals

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1419
    Fixed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      who's that guy?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gale

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowheart would look good with a more masc jaw + chastity cage, with a penis inside ofc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like shit vanilla sh is better than that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks weird, the protruding chin certainly doesn't help and there's no scar

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this "Bane" they refer to sometimes? I never played the og games.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a big guy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a big god

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      y
      Bane is from start wars. get it right, or pay the price

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.tiktok.com/@thisisdevo/video/7269801962894265632

    I like Lae'Zel's VA, even got a filter to make herself look more frog like.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There even was a mod made her brown, taken down already lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit really? Brown elf bawds with white hair are top tier

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is an improvement for real.
      she looks shit as white

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        og is cuter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did any of you download it?

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best friends

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd make lae'zel wait, and watch

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >edgy Shar worshiper
    >so edgy she has to put Shadow in her name like she's Shadow Sonic or something

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfection

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will the game collapse on itself if I keep adding party members with the mod? I have 7 at the moment including my own character. No Halsin or Jaheria or Minsc yet as im only in chapter 1. Imagien walking around with 10 party members.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what mod is it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/327

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a homosexual. I don't use nexus anymore you fricking transvestite

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're going full 7+ party members, then you need to go on install a harder difficulty mod

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I already beat the game normally a few days ago. I'm just fricking around with the game now with mods

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can beat the game solo with the right builds. I'd rather play a few more classes before I mod it to where all my stats are 18 at level 1

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think it can break for between act cinematics, so dismiss some back to camp before starting act 2.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like having six party members like there should be.

  88. 10 months ago
    landing cop

    she fricked me

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    c**t not hairy enough, otherwise she's good, her breasts are even bigger than Ciri's

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell me this is unmodded. I fricking love hairy pussy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's unmodded.

          But she looks even better in asterion's underwear (or the silk version of it that you get from watching a twitch BG III stream)

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rip debug

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of modding, when the hell is someone going to make a mod that gets rid of all the Black folk

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one flaw
    prostitute. b***h. Black person. butthole. Dumb butthole. Stranger.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      we don't sign our posts here

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ohhhh, you think you're so pretty? The prettiest girl on Ganker? NO!

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when does resisting the dark urge become difficult?

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She reminds me of the ugly woman from the shining

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I use mage's hand? Seems like a really useless cantrip since it can't carry items

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can pick up weapons and throw them

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Using it for combat, you mean? I thought it was supposed to be used for sneaking / grabbing shit and opening doors?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, even out of combat. That's how I stole the legendary war hammer from the eagle's nest. Well, that and mist

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah that's interesting. I was using the click and drag to move items, only now been trying out 'throw'

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tbh I also first thought the mage hand was far more useful than it actually is. Like opening doors, pressing buttons, etc. Criminal that it isn't, actually

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not a horse

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Western movie shite.

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1. female
    >2. promiscuous
    >3. not fully human (half-elf)

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one flaw
    she's not real

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker cucks will pick the shadowfart
    Ganker snoys really are cucklords holy kek.
    the type of homies to take care of Sheryl and her bastard son.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      monster fricker

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd frick a monster before I frick a used up larping "tradwife"

        When will they ever learn?

        cucks enjoy the veil of shadows.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When will they ever learn?

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She isn't on her knees worshipping my wiener

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She takes halfling's bbc. Which is me btw. So no single flaw at all

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand lae'zel cucks
    She got kidnapped and I didn't give a shit, let that b***h die. Lmao.
    I only had shadow heart, asterion, and minthara and that's it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's the most loyal wife after you get through her thick skin

      Me and my other wife shadowheart live very happily with her

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lae'zel is a passionate woman, but sadly that is a consolidation price for lacking intellect.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frog gets more tolerable after she has her midlife crisis, Shart becomes intolerable when you find out she was a prostitute (I still would but she's no longer waifu tier). Minthara is best girl but her romance is nonexistent.

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She asked me to keep her away from wolves so I just keep her at camp at all times

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I respec my companions why doesn't the game recognize that? I give laezel 15 intelligence and she's still moronic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, that's every woman

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now that I think about it every woman companion in this game is moronic. What the frick writers? Everyone is moronic except for gale and astorian

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, you can respec your companions? Since fricking when?

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she doesn't put out family style

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of cut content for this game is shameful. Can you believe we were meant to impregnate and raise a family with shadowheart? Absolutely devastating loss

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      true... but I believe in Sven
      He will save gaming

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >An actual ending? Don't be a bigot anon, here, have some more bear sex

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why I'm glad I held off on buying it.
      Hopefully Sven will have it added by Winter when this game goes on sale.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      since a lot of the work seems to be done we will hopefully see it implemented. but c'mon, every game in history has cut content

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >constantly on the move
        >only one scene where she enters water
        God, her c**t must be so musky

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >6 years of development
        >game gets rushed out
        >Spend millions on marketing teams to shill on gaming websites
        You aren't wrong though. We'll probably see the cut content in an expansion...except it'll probably be a forgettable prequel

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no longer into anal if you go paragon route

  109. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pedophile game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you surprised the redditor companion is a groomer?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le pedo
      She is encouraging the kid to be a fricking thief, and if you tell her that's not a good thing she gets all pissy
      So much of being good

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, really? I hereby denounce Karlach and now alien frog is my wife.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was never good, only entirely concerned with her own survival and security

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally black-coded.

  110. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That she's not real

  111. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feet

  112. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEXXO!! ROMANCE!! CUTE GIRL!! OO I MOST COOM

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you sound mad

  113. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Knife ears.

  114. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't got into any romance because I was so busy larping as a monk/barbarian wresler. Are they worth doing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strangely enough Astarion is worth doing - it really adds to his character if we're going by actual quality of writing and character development rather than wish fulfillment.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be gay
        No thanks.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then no, none are worth doing at the moment.

          what is it with incels and obsession with virginity anyway

          What is it with trannies and obsession with other people`s preferences? YWNBAW, literally just keep walking.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I will just have to make a new character and have her be female. I am White after all my frontal cortex allows for me to understand that she is a character of my creation.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        > I need a wiener to redeem myself

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It adds nothing but more homosexualness as cazador lair about him

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also worth a kick in the nuts, comedy gold and the best acting about getting kicked in the balls reaction

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      laezel, shadowheart and astarion are all worth doing

  115. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So cute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man

  116. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play Lathander Cleric
    >got the lathander's blood without taking the dawnmaster crest
    >whole creche got BTFO'd
    >La'zael demands why
    >Straight up says it's a divine punishment from Lathander
    >Voss reveals truth that Vlakith is a Lich Queen
    >visits camp
    >as a cleric of Lathander your can tell her undead ass to frick off her camp, lest Lathander's light crushes her
    zealot war domain clerics are best

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't believe we didn't get to fight that undead prostitute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait how can you nuke that ?i just managed to remove the trap in the turn countdown

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't remove the trap and run for the hills.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How? Im trapped in a barrier do i have to put something in the slot to remove it?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            misty step?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Or flight. Or Dimension Door.
              Also can just destroy the crystal that powers up the barrier.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That stop the nuke too

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it doesn't.
                Starting from 17:05

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got a video of that? Sounds rad but I don't play clerics and sharty is one anyway

  117. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her inconsitent bawdtery ( i like one night stands , but player gonna spend a long romance process)( shart can sexual assault themselves for sneaking training)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No anon - you have to wait because she just loves you so much and it means a lot to her, she's settling for you so you have to work for it.
      Doesn't stop her from then easily being talked into an orgy with a bear, but y`know...sex is sex and love is love.

  118. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's fictional.

  119. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's incredibly ugly with the body of a 12 year old boy and in a game made for millenial LGBT troonys.

  120. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    none that i have cared to think of, i killed her as soon as she told me i needed the thing

  121. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vengeance pally
    >wizard
    >life cleric
    >minthara
    since /bgg/ is too fricking autistic to give me a straight answer i'm asking you. what class should i make minthara? some requirements
    >needs to fulfill a new role
    >needs to bring new utility
    >needs to use gear that nobody else does

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have shit for damage with this party, make her a damage dealer. I am biased towards monk, but you seem like you have 2 fronliners already, so make her a ranger or rogue with a bow with all kinds of funny arrows.

  122. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want the emperor to shove all his tentacles into my butthole

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think you do, but you are merely a puppet for the grand design, it was always part of the plan for you to fill your delicious butthole with illithid tentacles because you have no soul

  123. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Karlach because I have demon fetish.
    And watch her like a schoolgirl around the MC who can't control herself and eventually trow herself at him make me diamonds.
    The other girls are fine tho. I just wish we could bang that GILF.

  124. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, I'll take the hot demon instead.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your explosive ending

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy your zero character development

  125. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hasnt everyone proven shes a prostitute and had a troony bf

  126. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Objectively the best ending is the one where you destroy the netherbrain and rule Baldur’s gate from the shadows with the emperor while having squid sex with him every night

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but I put a belt of masculinity/feminity on him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is the best romance option because he can frick you with tentacles or frick you as the waifu/husbando tulpa you made

  127. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's not sitting on my face after a bunch of men run a train on her and dump their semen inside

  128. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk.

  129. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a better trope than female protagonist with amnesia
    protip: you can't

  130. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine creaming inside Shadowheart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  131. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ambush drider with harpers
    >they steal the lamp after i put in a lot of work
    >find that same asiatic at the balcony in last light inn
    >no dialogue outside one sentence
    yeah they are good as dead next time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have killed the drider the moment you summon him

  132. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ammount of AI shloppers she attracts

  133. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name one flaw
    If you don't romance her fast enough, then Wyll will unironically frick her first. (Unless he fricks Lae'zel first, then she'll turn him down)
    If you have Halsin in your party, then she will want to frick him. Even if you don't let her, she'll admit that she dreams of Halsin and his muscles if you go down her dialogue tree. If you DO let her, then she'll go for a threesome with (you) and Halsin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wyll will unironically frick her first. (Unless he fricks Lae'zel first, then she'll turn him down)
      Do party members actually frick each other?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wyll get no pussy besides karlach, i fricked laezel then minthara and last shadow as durge

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also emperor and raphaela*

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        in EA lae'zel used to frick either astarion or wyll, depending on your choices. but they removed this. other than that, they don't

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wyll get no pussy besides karlach, i fricked laezel then minthara and last shadow as durge

        in EA lae'zel used to frick either astarion or wyll, depending on your choices. but they removed this. other than that, they don't

        yes. Wyll is fricking Lae'zel, and he tried to frick Shadowheart too, but she turned him down because she doesn't like sharing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got that dialogue at blighted village after i speedrunned laezel sex he was just baiting laezel first then shadowheart next

  134. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't they make attractive women?

  135. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't fix her

  136. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit starting domain.

  137. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boot up game
    >rewatch the scene after you save her parents
    >literal tears running down my face
    just love Shadowheart bros...

  138. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name one flaw
    She's a woman.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mods will fix this

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They cant fix wyll boryness shit character even by being white i want the early accese Black person back

  139. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hair

  140. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She does not react if you steal the artifact and then start playing with it in front of her. The game even treats it like its in her inventory in the major dialogs.

    Shit was weird. I expected a fight or something but no the game just kinda ignores that you have it now.

  141. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cant open jergal door by herself she even moronicly bonk the door with no effort( happens if you ignore her at nautiloid)

  142. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A third of the game is blatantly unfinished is a flaw regardless how you feel about bg3. I been called a larain shill for years at this point and even I can’t overlook that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was divinity more complete at launch day?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        When people state its a larain classic that the ending is unfinished there only talking about dos2. these fricks never played divine, beyond, dos1, divinty 2, or dragon commander which are all pretty complete games hell beyond divinty the final 2 acts are actually the highlight of the game. The complete inverse.
        Dos2 original release arx is empty, it had good framerate unlike bg3 act 3, and whats there is complete but theres giant empty spots you can imagine encounters to be slotted in. In my opinion yes dos2 on release was a complete game. Nameless isles the 3rd act because dos2 had 4 acts gets roped into this too but nameless isles is just boring but its complete and full of content that isn’t buggy unlike bg3 act 3.
        The de edition of dos2 literally slotted in content to arx and now that feels complete too so thats the hope in a year for the bg3 de i guess

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      On top of a third of the game being unfinished the true fricking adventure is not even in the game. Its only an elaborate hook to get the party together. The game ends right when it should be starting.

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