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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there must be something about that wii u source code / design infrastructure. doubt it will ever happen unfortch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's simply the fact that the Wii U is more powerful in terms of pure processing power, and this game doesn't use any modern graphical bells and whistles, it simply has a lot of polygons on screen, which is too much for the Switch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Switch can't handle XBX unless they redo the entire game. They already said that much. Definitely being reserved for Switch 2.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would be a waste, they would rather make something new.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'd take an xbx2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Memory bandwidth was one are that the Wii U seems to surpass the Switch when it comes to pure specs. The Switch is memory bandwidth limited but manages to do more with less absolute bandwidth because it has delta compression for uncompressed textures like frame buffers and it has more L2 cache for it's GPU.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you actually played it on Wii U you knew how fricking hard that game pushed the system. Nothing but nonstop CLICKCLICKCLICK from the hard drive the whole time the game is running
      at this point I'm convinced making it involved some voodoo black magic coding tricks that they can't replicate to get it on Switch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hard drive
        u wot m8?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          disc drive, am moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read somewhere that Sony owns the music in X. That's why none of it is in Smash.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Switch can't run this game. It'll happen on Switch 2.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can play it on PC at a higher resolution, higher framerate, censorship removed, and undubbed on PC with middling specs
    what's the point?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cultists can't into emulation

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's over

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    owari da

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol
    lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick they really want people to forget X ever existed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean to be fair X isn't directly tied to main canon the same way 1, 2, Torna, and 3 are at the moment.
        >b-but Elma appeared in 2
        Not canon. Until XCX or a sequel does damage control to tie back into 1, 2, and 3 it'll remain its own thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WiiUChads stay winning.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This image aged like milk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How? Elma was never added to smash while Pythra BTFO her and X continues to be ignored.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    See you on the Switch successor Xenogays

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only morons want this now instead of waiting for a Switch2 remaster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're about half right. Have it be on Switch 2? Sure. Have it be a remaster instead of a sequel? hell no.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If this game came out today there would be endless shitting on it over localization.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he wasn't there when the censorshipgays spammed the threads on release because of the boob slider

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How so? The only unwarranted change the censored outfits and the breast slider removal. All else is handled pretty decent for a Nintendo-related title. Also lets be real, even the biggest weebs prefer the name "Skell" than "Doll" for the giant ass robots. I get it but its rare instance where the EN one sounds better.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because a lot of the lines are obviously not direct translations. If you've seen any of the localization threads recently, that's considered worse than killing babies.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Skell is better than Doll
            NO, god no. Don't you just love it when a localizer, who absolutely thinks that men aren't sensitive enough tries to avoid using a feminine word because they think it won't sell? Absolute hypocrites. Doll is better, it sells the lifeless angle, it ties into the whole themes of the game with the Mims and if they are actually the people transferred or they are simply the "ghost in the machine" and all of humanity is just dead. Why do we celebrate getting rid of nuance because you are uncomfortable about playing with Dolls? Stop being a superfluous piece of shit. This is why X will never be remade and I hope that X2 never gets fricking made. You clearly don't deserve it and I will dedicate ALL of my fricking will on bending reality to ensure it never happens.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know how badly treehouse butchered the whole game
            they're so moronic they can't read between the lines

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair, its not like these messages are completely lost. The entire reason behind Lao's betrayal is the selective nature of the project, both on who boards the White Whale and who gets to live on in a Mimeosome. Ganglion is also portrayed correctly, you can clearly tell they have great control over the vast space, the other alien races do point at this plenty of times. Again im not saying its a good thing to change things but in the case of XCX there's not total replacement or downright removal of context, lore or dialog, its not perfect but its not horrible either.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But the entire point is the translation.
                If the game is ALWAYS, albeit indirectly, making mention of how these are life units specifically FOR rich people, instead of how the game seemed to imply at first that it was "first come first serve", that would be more consistent with Lao's betrayl. It's almost like Xenoblade always had a shitty fricking localization because these westerners can't be bothered to make shit accurate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How so? The only unwarranted change the censored outfits and the breast slider removal. All else is handled pretty decent for a Nintendo-related title. Also lets be real, even the biggest weebs prefer the name "Skell" than "Doll" for the giant ass robots. I get it but its rare instance where the EN one sounds better.

        X Black folk BTFO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
        ENJOY NEVER HAVING YOUR "GAME" homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie who hurt you?

          Because a lot of the lines are obviously not direct translations. If you've seen any of the localization threads recently, that's considered worse than killing babies.

          Im not for one to side with extreme liberties in localizations but XCX really wasnt hurt as much as other Nintendo/Other titles. You dont need to look far, just look at any Fire Emblem title. XCX and Xenoblade in general has it way easier in comparison. If you replay or watch a playthrough again you'll notice many things that will make you go "Ayooo wtf, did they really allow this?!?!?" Censorship of any kind is wrong yes, but with Nintendo in between all this, we take what we can get and Xenoblade has it good compared to others.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Skell is better than Doll
            NO, god no. Don't you just love it when a localizer, who absolutely thinks that men aren't sensitive enough tries to avoid using a feminine word because they think it won't sell? Absolute hypocrites. Doll is better, it sells the lifeless angle, it ties into the whole themes of the game with the Mims and if they are actually the people transferred or they are simply the "ghost in the machine" and all of humanity is just dead. Why do we celebrate getting rid of nuance because you are uncomfortable about playing with Dolls? Stop being a superfluous piece of shit. This is why X will never be remade and I hope that X2 never gets fricking made. You clearly don't deserve it and I will dedicate ALL of my fricking will on bending reality to ensure it never happens.

            Meant to reply here also, frickshitfrickfrickfrickshit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You realize that everytime homosexualry is implied in XCX, they're mocking it, find it abhorrent, and outright shame that person for remarking on it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Looking at them, I think that's probably how my folks were, too. Each one serving as the other's compass. The perfect partners for adventure... Man... Now I really miss my dads.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. Hence the reaction face.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed. When I saw 209X though, my heart sank. They don't fricking deserve to get a port of this shit. Thank God when the Galactic Federation came up, I realized it was Prime 4.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yfw fricking romancing saga is in but not xenoblade

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's too technically advanced for the Switch.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rest in piss xenonigerrs

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good, X was a stain on the name of all jrpgs and deserves to be forgotten forever.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Niche can remain. I'm glad we got it at all, and it's fun being a part of a small group who got to enjoy it.
    I don't play video games anymore anyway.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy a cheap Wii U at this point homie this game Wind Waker Twilight Princess HD and the Star Fox games are Wii U exclusive games

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over X bros, for me, It's Wir fliegen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    emulate at 4K with the HD textures pack. legitimately one of the best looking games ever made.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. + Emul let you restore almost all online content

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET BACK. DON'T GIVE UP.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After XB3 DLC the devs said they are not touching this series for years.
    Don't expect anything xenoblade related this decade.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >With the DKC announcement this is now the last game stuck on the Wii U
    frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Star fox and devil third are there to keep it company.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's for the best. You'll just end up with even MORE censorship like the disaster that was Xenoblade 3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just run the Wii U decensor patch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Besides the point. It's better that Nintendo NEVER touch X ever again. It will end up like Tokyo Mirage Sessions where the port is censored everywhere cause localizers are evil shitstains that ruin everything.

        I can only think of ONE TIME where a game got ported uncensored and that was Mugen Souls. And I have no frickin clue how that happened.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I can only think of ONE TIME where a game got ported uncensored and that was Mugen Souls
          Because the publisher changed hands to East Asia Soft, and they wanted to restore content that NISA gutted.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Before that, it got ported to PC by Ghostlight who didn't uncensor the game despite being able to. Just changing hands to a different publisher isn't enough. It's still a miracle Mugen Soul got uncensored.

            It will also remain funny how the 2nd game, which was also censored, flopped so HARD in the west but even then NISA refused to uncensor it but instead lazy patched in the CGs in hopes they could trick people. Didn't work.

            Didn't this get an uncensor patch for emulators? Why would you guys even want a Switch port?

            Possibility of ending DLC like Future Connected. That fricking cliffhanger was a b***h.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's fine. Let Monolithsoft wholly concentrate on the future.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick? I like Baten Kaitos but how is that more profitable than Xenosaga?
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2146170/Baten_Kaitos_I__II_HD_Remaster/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone in BN and Monolith Soft really pushed to revive BK and Bamco execs are still fricking idiots

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well we are talking about Harada here.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played XBC1 and it was literally, LITERALLY offline WoW. Are JRPG players so starved for complex games this is considered the peak of the genre?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay is offline WoW but unlike WoW it has a great story and fantastic music. No one plays these games for the gameplay, which is just serviceable and generic but inoffensive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unlike WoW it has a great story
        It does? Like WoW it was just random bathos until I got bored of the game halfway through, does it pick up later?
        >And you're an idiot if you compare their visuals and soundtrack as "equal."
        True, WoW had better art design and better music, you'd have to be an idiot to think they're equal.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You realize this reply chain is speaking about Xenoblade Chronicles 1, right?
          You're commenting that 2010 XBC1 is visually, audibly, and a worse JRPG title than MMORPG title World of Warcraft.

          I'm glad Nintendo is staying away from introducing you to XCX.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are a moron then, not worth engaging with.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you on about?
      It's a 2010 game on the Wii. They didn't play "World of Warcraft" on their Wii. And you're an idiot if you compare their visuals and soundtrack as "equal."

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Switch 2, just like Kid Icarus.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better wait for a new hardware to do large scales games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only the switch 2 can handle it

      New cope?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only the switch 2 can handle it

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this get an uncensor patch for emulators? Why would you guys even want a Switch port?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    censored garbage should stay on a garbage console forever

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    devs refashioned cut story and themes into xb3 whilst allowing it to be xb2 sequel. xb3 also shows that they are now more focused on smoothing usability curve since xb2 and botw put them in the big leagues with top of Nintendo.
    I doubt we will ever get xbx and if they decide to do xbx-esque game, it will be very different. The most we can hope for is getting a scifi focused game where they market the hell out of 90% side quests.

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