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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Legends Unova with colonial america settttings about original dragon
    BW3 set 10 years in future
    BWBW2 remakes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Granted but with Project Bloom in the works all 3 have been outsourced

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's about the DLC, you dumbass. There are literally TWO (2) coming up until mid 2024. They can't distract people from that with your Unovabortion shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both DLC are coming this year, hence "Fall 2023" "Winter 2023"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Winter 2023 means Dec 2023 to March 2024, you dumbass. Same way winter 2024 means 2025 as well. Are you implying the second DLC is coming between 21st of December to 31st of December when they are wasting resources for the first DLC closer to that period of time? You need to be clever if you want to correct me.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it doesn't mean to march 2024. It'll probably come out between in the holiday season 2023

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's fine and all but why not put Early 2024 instead of baiting investors and customers with a "Winter 2023"? Just dirty marketing strats

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because it's not coming out in 2024

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Early 2024 means somewhere in June, early winter is somewhere in March.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the DLCs are obviously being developed concurrently this time, compared to the gen 8 DLC where was one was getting significantly more focus over the other and part 2 barely got shown off until after the first part released.
            that said, you're off the mark with winter 2023 semantics. while yes, calendars officially follow astrological winter, which starts at the end of the year and is mostly constrained to the next year, movie and game releases usually operate under meteorological seasons, which consider "winter of (year)" to start from december 1st.
            if they had no intentions of releasing it in 2023 they would have just marked the release date as Q1 2024 or just listed it as early 2024 instead of explicitly mentioning 2023. doesn't mean it can't be delayed into 2024, but ignoring the countless instances of tentative winter 2023 games actually releasing in 2023 and insisting that it always works that way is just being willfully ignorant

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Behead unovabortions

        >placucks are borts
        it all make sense now

        Bumpy wumpy troons are grumpy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i honestly forgot about that shit ass dlc. frick.
        nvm zero hopes for this one bros. business as usual. jacking off to poke girl feet

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is the comment that helped me realise why people have such stupid expectations for this direct. thanks anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Behead unovabortions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      god no i want them to take their fricking time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's going to be shit anyway, better to just take the bullet sooner rather than dragging it out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon they announce new games in Feb..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >placucks are borts
      it all make sense now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both good games. Seethe more, nugengay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks we will get BW3
      >He thinks we will get a good gen 5 remake and not slop by ILCA
      >He thinks we will get another PLA

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This lol. The only thing Gen V is getting in the next year or so is an ILCA-developed "faithful" "remake". Hope everyone has fun with more "smol and adorable" 3D chibi shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>He thinks we will get another PLA
        well yeah, it wouldn't be another PLA, because there aren't going to be two legends games centered around arceus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >colonial unova
      Wild West bro
      >humans expanding into dangerous new frontier
      >TRAINS
      >first villainous team bandits

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hilda ancestor cowgirl ass

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sekushi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Gen 5 remake/legends stuff until gen 10

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legends Unova but it's in a futurisitic city like Black City

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically wanting remakes after bdsp
      Okay /vp/ this is the one time it's okay to shit down a Unovabort's throat, he's earned it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gen 5 remake no earlier than 2026

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ignoring the clear 'MM' from the video
      Bort have got to be the most schizo obsessed fandom in the entire community
      You would think that after their endless b***hing about BDSP and PLA they wouldn't be in an endless state of remake baiting but here we are

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Platinum remake that's actually good and not like BDSP
      Yes i'm coping (and seething)

      >colonial amercia
      Black person Black and Paleface White?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Black person Black and Paleface White
        It's Cracker White, dumb wh*teboy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paleface sounds better, cracker just doesn't make any sense

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have a Legends Unova centered around the two heroes having different factions fighting each other.
      MC could be one of the heroes, or a third party with Kyurem.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretend i posted an image of groudon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      posting one for (you)

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DLC being available right after the presentation

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pipe dream is Pokken Tournament 2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would be cool; there are some things in my wishlist.
      >a more appealing art style (GG Strive(?) cel shading comes to mind)
      >some weirder picks (a fish or bird Pokemon, for example)
      >remove Nia completely. disabling her voice wasn't enough

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a great gif

        Source? I know she said she hasn’t played Pokémon since X/Y (lol) but when did she say she’s hates Pokémon games in general?

        His ass. She loves gen 2 and 3, and also played through SV.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’d prefer if they just made it a 2D fighter. Would be more popular competitively and have more focused gameplay.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly yeah, or just make it a 3D fighter like the Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm games. Alterating the 2 styles in matches really bugged me.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly yeah, or just make it a 3D fighter like the Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm games. Alterating the 2 styles in matches really bugged me.

          as somebody who plays competitively, I think this would undermine a lot of what makes pokken interesting and fun and actually make the game have less depth

          Firstly, the game, at it's core, IS a traditional 2d fighter: the 2d phase is where most of the match and most of the game's systems take place in, and in that each character has a unique movelist with different command inputs, there's a height system (though it works differently), there are cancels, just-frames, etc.

          The shift system at a basic level acts as an anti-infinite system for the 2d phase (since 2d>3d shifts occur when the hidden PSP guage is filled) that also forces a return to neutral, and the 3d phase itself acts as a second layer of neutral on top of the 2d phase's (since any heavy hit will cause a 3d>2d shift) But because different moves on hit will add more or less PSP, it's also a mechanic to discourage flowcharting and add risk-reward, resource management, adding to the mental stack, and adaptational skillgaps: you'd ideally be changing up your combo routes/composition at all times so your combo ends right when the gauges is filled so the combo isn't interrupted by the shift before your ender, for example. So depending on the current PSP guage value when you land your starter, you'd change the resulting combo.

          You can also intentionally go for a combo that maybe does less damage or is less safe but builds up less PSP, say if you wanna not cause a shift to keep the other player in pressure in the corner or as a sort of combo reset for more long-term-damage within that 2d phase instance if you can win another interaction; OR a combo that builds up more PSP to shift faster, if you wanna get the meter/health regen causing a shift brings, or say if you got a reversal and want to break back to neutral fast. Some moves/tech can also reduce or reset PSP

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gen 3 on switch

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mobileshit
    merch garbage
    DLC for the shitty unpolished game
    last minute Worlds advertisement
    Detective Pikachu
    the stopmotion netflix shit

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want the ability to swap my Pokemon's Pokeball, bros. Please.. I'm so tired..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it. Just put a Pkhex machine in the actual game at this point.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    and you are not wrong, who the frick expect something good from pokemon in 2023 lol, this franchise is low tier mediocre

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokémon Sleep Sex Expansion

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... I just want a new Mystery Dungeon... Please...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t care if we get a new one or an Explorers remake, but I need something. RTDX outsold Gates and Super, the series ain’t dead yet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about anything else either, I just want this

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Virtual Console but i can transfer Missingno to Home

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diamond Pearl remake

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WATTU FUKKU MISTAH MERIKKU!!!!!!
    WHY U RET THE INTERNETTU REAKKU THE DATU OF POKKET MONSTERU PRESENTO???????
    IRR SHOVE TERASTALIZE BUGGU TYPPU URSARUNA UP YOUR ANUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love a good Masuda post, but damn if the meme didn’t peak with the Weird Al parody and the vocaroo shitpost that ends with Joe Merrick getting raped by Kricketune.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which Weird Al parody?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://vocaroo.com/15xEVpwXGHbY
          Dare to be stupid

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The announcement of the Mewtwo raid in S/V, and then the rest is adds for stuff no one cares about.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >announcement is purple and neon
    Colosseum and XD remakes confirmed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, I wish. ;_;

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Tama said it was shit so no

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick that c**t and what she thinks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tama is an old hag who doesn't even like Pokemon, why do people listen to her?
        Especially when Chuggaaconroy has twice as much autism as her and actually likes most of the games

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tama already said that she hates all Pokemon games

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Source? I know she said she hasn’t played Pokémon since X/Y (lol) but when did she say she’s hates Pokémon games in general?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What a great gif

              [...]
              His ass. She loves gen 2 and 3, and also played through SV.

              On her Twitter
              I think it was last year straight after she complained about Arceus in BDSP

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tama's video is to simulate how terrible it was to try to play it with the goal of collecting every Pokemon throughout the generation.
        Otherwise it's still a good game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >internet person says this
        Maybe boomers were right all along, people are getting worse and worse

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tama IS a boomer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >random gal says a game is bad
        >TPCi reacts by cancelling development of its remake
        holy based

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >TPCi
          >reacts
          pick one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tama is an old hag who doesn't even like Pokemon, why do people listen to her?
        Especially when Chuggaaconroy has twice as much autism as her and actually likes most of the games

        Tama already said that she hates all Pokemon games

        [...]
        On her Twitter
        I think it was last year straight after she complained about Arceus in BDSP

        Why does TPC still give her free stuff when she said shit like this? Is this another situation like Egoraptor with Sonic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >partywide exp
      >pokemon go catching mechanics instead of snagging
      >no unique purification moves
      >battle cds removed (please understand)
      >can't trade or battle with main series
      >but celebi and jirachi are locked behind owning the other games
      >black/brown rui
      >enemies in realgam tower and citadark isle drastically nerfed
      No remake for me, thanks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brown rui
        I know most the things you said were absolutely awful but man, some delicious chocolate on Rui would not be the worst scenario.
        It does line up with the Hollywood trend of blackwashing all the redheads though which is hilarious.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all redheads
          this happened literally only once?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget
        >uses the XY/GO/SM/SWSH/SV models and animations

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This convinced me. I don’t want the GameCube remakes anymore.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish, especially since they usually give those projects to other developers that aren't GF.
      But sadly the neon it's for Detective Pikachu, which is a spin-off not made by GF but clearly one that was made to be released for 3DS.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      XD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could see an enhanced port like Nintendo did for Pikmin 1 and 2.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt they're gonna annouce another games

    What would be point of killing SV?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    With tamagotchi and furby and other 90s electronic shit popular again, wish they'd bring back Pocket Pikachu or even the Pokemon minis.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m surprised there’s not an app version. I’d buy it for nostalgia.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon should do it just so the digimon people can see how fricking moronic they are for not having made a digivice app to sell to people and then get on it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Giga Pets are actually back (I bought one in a gift shop) and Japan has an Eevee tamogatchi (surprised US didn’t get it) so it would be a cool idea

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what I'm expecting
    mobile stuff (includes a reminder about pokemon sleep/pokemon go plus+)
    detective pikachu returns trailer
    one gb/gba/n64 pokemon spin off game on NSO
    pokemon concierge trailer + release date (netflix show)
    merch
    worlds/competitive shit
    SV mewtwo raid
    SV dlc 1 final trailer + release date

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously going by that logo it's going to be mostly about Detective Pikachu 2.
    There will probably be a DLC trailer/release date announcement, an event raid, and then mobileshit as filler.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Logo is for Mewtwo Tera Raid that gives Mew a Mightiest Mark
      Lots of Ms there 🙂

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A glitchy M huh? There's no fricking way they would ever recognize Missingno in any official capacity, but it's nice to think it might be pic related.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be pretty fricking nutty, but in all actuality it's just teasing Mewtwo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You fools, its MEWTHREE

        Winter 2023 means Dec 2023 to March 2024, you dumbass. Same way winter 2024 means 2025 as well. Are you implying the second DLC is coming between 21st of December to 31st of December when they are wasting resources for the first DLC closer to that period of time? You need to be clever if you want to correct me.

        You IDIOT, its WINTER of 2023! I fricking E, January-mid March, and Mid to end of December. OBVIOUSLY, we have passed March, so it must be DECEMBER!

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >35 minutes
    That's long. Definitely more than just the dlc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon Go
      Pokemon Sleep
      Pokemon Unite
      Pokemon Masters
      Pokemon Cafe Mix
      Detective Pikachu Returns
      SV Tera Raids
      Teal Mask DLC
      Indigo Disk DLC
      Pokemon Concierge
      TCG
      Worlds

      I mean, there's a lot of Pokemon related things to go over.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow what a huge list of things that I have no interest in

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have no interest in the dlc?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            brother I don't even have swsh

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not even used?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably shit and Worlds that 98% of the fanbase can’t attend or cares about.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just something Unova/pre-Gen VI related so I can reengage and hopefully finally use my Shiny Tepig that has been stuck in Home purgatory.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon... are real.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wished for this too, but now I don't want to see most shitters of gen 6+ become real no more.
      Specially inteleon, mewoscarada UGLY hands and quaquaval, no.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be garbage, who cares

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The national dex

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything besides S/V DLC. The games have broken me, I am not buying mainline Pokemon games any more. Gamefreak needs to do better.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that MEWTWO from KANTOOOOOOO

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >28 minutes of anime, TCG and mobileshit
    >5 minutes spotlight for the new spyware sleep tracker
    >2 minute bare bones trailer for DLC with release date for the first one but not the second

    If anyone's hoping for a new game announcement this far into the year with both DLCs still yet to be given a release date, not happening, sorry.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has Pokemon Presents ever talked about the anime?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only the webtoons and one shots, but kinda.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, not the actual weekly anime so I don't know why everyone always groans about how it's "totally gonna be there" when it never is

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did they not have anything to say about Ash's departure in the last one? I thought they did, but maybe that was just in separate youtube video announcements. Either way it is exceedingly rare that they talk about anime related stuff so its not a huge issue.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The closest we ever got was Ash being in Pokemon Masters

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That was just a seperated announcement.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did when they anounced Ass-Grehomie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can spy on me all they want if I get shiny pokeymans.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt we're getting a new main series game this soon, but it's worth noting that this is the longest pokemon presents yet, so unless they're going into excruciating detail about detective pikachu for 20 minutes, there will likely be an announcement for at least one other spinoff

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be surprised if there's a music video or two. They are doing collabs with Japanese artists to make Pokemon themed songs

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think that glitching is part of the SV DLC or a new spin-off announcement? New mainline announcement is off the tabel but spin offs can definitely happen.

    Though to be honest, the DLC looks like shit and doesn't have anything for me, so maybe that glitch shit will make the DLC actually interesting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The glitching is for the Mewtwo Tera Raid that was leaked like WEEKS ago
      There will also be a Mew event running alongside it because the Mewtwo Raid gives a huge stat boost to Mew and beating the Mewtwo Raid will give Mew a Mighty Mark

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A special event that will not only cuck us out of Mewtwo again, but the only benefit is if you bought $50 DLC for Let's Go to have Mew, or actually bouth BDSP with Let's Go to have Mew

        Frick Gamefreak

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not having at least 3 Mew and just putting them in Home
          Come on now

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wishing for Pokémon Gen 1/2, Stadium 2, and TCG on NSO
    Everything else is likely already known.
    Starting out with World Championships teaser
    Then the mobile anniversary or events including Nemona and Mewtwo raid event
    Then spin offs like Detective Pikachu Returns (maybe a new spinoff announcement like MD2 DX?).
    And the DLC will take the lion’s share of screentime

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stadium 2
      >with rentals only
      God how horrifying

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Announcement of Black/White remakes

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be Mewtwo themed since Purple and M tends to be associated

    >The Mewtwo Raid event in SV
    >The other half of Mega Mewtwo in Unite

    Not sure what else, but these are pretty much guaranteed.
    Maybe they release Pokemon Stadium and remind you that Mewtwo is the final challenge.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stadium is already available for NSO, Stadium 2 still needs to be released though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, okay then.
        Maybe a Masters Event with Mewtwo Form that isn't there.
        Or a different form of Mewtwo in fricking Cafe Mix

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Detective Pikachu’s neon lights are there so it implies Mewtwo may play a large role in DP2

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, the Detective Pikachu 2 trailer had Mewtwo in it anyway

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it implies Mewtwo may play a large role in DP2
        I'd hope so after the cliffhanger from the first game.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    -Bring back the Battle Tower (I can't believe I have to specify this)
    -Bring back Rika in some form, maybe make her a rematchable opponent and doubles ally for the battle tower among other characters
    -New Mystery Dungeon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bring back the Battle Tower (I can't believe I have to specify this)
      Next game: The Elite Four Project has started!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Enter Pokemon league
        >Immediately fight the champion in the lobby hall

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still looking forward to games after the cancer of SwSh, the boring carbon copy of BDSP, and the literally unfinished failed abortion of SV
    Either you're here to watch the trainwreck or Game Freak really does have you by the nostalgia balls for life.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for a new sprite based Mystery Dungeon game, but I know it's far beyond a pipe dream

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My guy the real pipe dream is getting a new Mystery Dungeon game at all

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Le hecking Pokemon Sleep
    >more Pokemon GO
    >more Pokemon Cafe Remix
    >SV DLC trailer
    >Chibi BW remake
    >Pokemon Legends: Kyurem (YEEHAW, YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE ROUND DEEZ PARTS, HOWDY PARTNER, WEEEELLLLLLLLLL)

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gens 1-3 on NSO PLEASE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon just pirate
      if you want stadium without rentals that badly then pirate stadium as well

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is like, 10-15 minutes longer than previous shows, so there better be some good shit in here
    at least half to two-thirds of it will be taken up by already announced shit or mobile garbage
    >SV DLC 1 release date + raid event
    >Unite, GO, Cafe Remix, Masters EX, Sleep trash
    >way too much time spent on Detective Pikachu 2
    >IRL events
    probably 5-10 minutes of new shit, which hopefully includes some of (though obviously not all of) the following:
    >NSO games
    >a new PMD or Explorers DX
    >B/W remakes
    >a Legends game
    >my ultimate copium moonshot, the Switch 2 announcement showing off graphical/stability updates

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The extra minutes is because they have to shove Detective Pikachu 2 and Pokemon Sleep in it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if I wake up that early in the morning to watch a half-hour slog with little to nothing new revealed I will begin advocating for additional nuclear strikes against Japan

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Better start writing then, anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your entire second half is copium.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's no fricking way they announce a show that's 1.5x longer than usual and spend all that time talking already released/announced titles
        r-right?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't they legit do that with the SV announcement presentation? Two minutes of gameboy game reels going "whoa member charizard!? Member red gyarados WOW member N!?" and then a big chunk was Masters and the TCG tournaments.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would Nintendo announce their new main console in a Pokemon presentation???

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because I want them to

        Didn't they legit do that with the SV announcement presentation? Two minutes of gameboy game reels going "whoa member charizard!? Member red gyarados WOW member N!?" and then a big chunk was Masters and the TCG tournaments.

        yeah last year's presentations were kinda dire, but they were wrapping up gen 8 and announcing gen 9
        this is around the time in the gen cycle where RTDX, new Snap, BDSP, and Legends Arceus were announced, last gen

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Legends Arceus and BDSP were announced at February Anon
          They're mainline games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NSO games
      I continue to hate Nutendo. Subscription services are a cancer designed to milk money from consumers for nothing, and I don’t know how the population, at large, got so comfortable with this concept. NSO is even worse when you consider the fact that old games are effectively being held hostage in an attempt to justify the cost of the service. I find it hard to believe that people who care about playing classics are fine with having rentals as the only official means of access. Worse, I know most NSO members couldn’t care less about access to retro games, meaning they’re paying for access to something they don’t want.

      https://i.imgur.com/bpU919w.png

      WHAT ARE YOU WISHING FOR??? FOR ME, IT'S THE BARE MINIMUM.

      >pipe dream
      Give us a modern Stadium that allows us to import our own rentals from Home. Use it as an excuse to beef up animations + models. SV needs a post-game battle facility, but that game really doesn’t seem to be compatible with the grind (can’t skip animations). May as well have good animations and camera angles if you can’t skip them.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pokemon Legends
    >young Alder ancestor
    >Clay ancestor who lives with ancestors of Lenora, Leon, Nessa, Raihan, Bea, Iris, Marlon, Grant, Olympia, Marshal, Ryme, Hala, Hau, Hop and Olivia

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Characters from Kalos and Galar.
      My switch would be covered in puke.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        better than characters from shitnova

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Legends Unova not being a thing

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just remembered that Detective Pikachu 2 was revealed in the Nintendo Direct last month, not in a Pokemon announcement.
    Yeah, extra minutes is 100% because of that

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The style of that text/logo brings to mind Detective Pikachu. We getting a sequel movie?

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently it's going to be 35 minutes long. I'm also expecting a music video and stuff about the card game

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want our friends to be in the DLC... not buying it otherwise tbh

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Detective Pikachu 1 will be dropping on the eshop after the presents.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it's a revival of the Pokemon Pinball series made using sprite art and not 2.5D or 3D

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk haven’t played Pokémon since Alola. I guess seeing the new Mightyena evo would be nice.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The M's overhyping the unique Mewtwo Raid that gives any successful participating Mew the Mightiest Mark.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Survivors
    >Asymmetrical multiplayer game where a bunch of regular pokemon are chased and beaten up by a single legendary pokemon
    >Free to play, made by tencent

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I much prefer this over fricking Unite to be honest

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HD2D Mystery Dungeon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would unironically be awesome

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      only squeenix does HD2D, and there's zero chance of TPC and squeenix collabing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A 3D world with 2D sprites and some bloom isn't something unique.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's that Suikoden spiritual successor

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Pokken 2
    >No New Mystery Dungeon
    >No Ranger 4
    >No Conquest 2
    >No new Serena alt for Masters
    >No PokeSpecial / Adventures anime

    Why should I care for this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot one
      >No PBR port/PBR 2

      can't believe they're gonna make us sit through 33 minutes of mobile ad garbage with a tacked on less than 2 minute trailer for the SV dlc that we've already seen the vast majority of because it's barebones by design

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you post exact same post in 2 different threads?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do we need two different threads about the same thing anyways.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That aesthetic makes it look like we're getting an 80s prequel for BW

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Emphasis on the M
    >Glitchy Effects
    Bros... is he coming home?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fricking stupid I didn't see

      A glitchy M huh? There's no fricking way they would ever recognize Missingno in any official capacity, but it's nice to think it might be pic related.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with mewtwo real

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Accurate gen 1 remake set in a universe where all other gens are not canon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...So you want them to port RGBY yet again? Because Current Nintendo and GameFreak wouldn't ever be able to capture the original spirit and vision of Gen 1, especially when Pokemon has long since divorced itself from the original "alternate version of the real world where there's Pokemon" concept.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >especially when Pokemon has long since divorced itself from the original "alternate version of the real world where there's Pokemon" concept.
        what part of "a universe where all other gens are not canon." don't you understand?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Real worldgay
        moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explain "The War" that was originally spoken of in the Gameboy Era (Gen 1-2) then.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't invite him to come up with bullshit fan theories.

            just point out surge was known as the lightning american, mew was discovered in south america, sylph employee mentions a russian region, pokedex talks about indian elephants, kanto is literally the real world name of a real japanese region...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Likely retconned, as it was most likely just referencing Vietnam with Surge being "American", a nationality that doesn't exist in universe anymore.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              My headcanon is that Surge is from our world that fell through am Ultra wormhole during the Gulf War.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Obviously we know all that shit was retconned, but it's still very clear that Pokemon was originally an alternate real world before it needed to be sanitized for marketability's sake, with all the details

              don't invite him to come up with bullshit fan theories.

              just point out surge was known as the lightning american, mew was discovered in south america, sylph employee mentions a russian region, pokedex talks about indian elephants, kanto is literally the real world name of a real japanese region...

              mentions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gen 1 remake
      ENOUGH OF THAT BORING ASS REGION

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reshiram had red fire zekrom had blue lightning together the colors make purple. Unova schizo stocks rising.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell its going to be "the year of Mewtwo", wait and see. Mewtwo shit down our throats

  58. 11 months ago
    sexo

    he is real

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my hope that pokemon rumble returns

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only game that most likely could actually have all 1000 Pokemon in it lol
      Just add Shinies and shit so people could use it as a filler game until next year's game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking wish

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >logo changes to neon
    Yup khu was right again, legends unova but set in the future
    holiday 2024
    its fricking happening

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Khu never said that you CentroBlack person

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another game
    >another please understand
    >another 80 dollars
    lmao

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the way the M lights up
    It's definitely a Mewtwo focused stream

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it's Kanto

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happens I hope there will be CHARIZARD from KANTOOOO

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RBYGSC Remakes with expansion content. We start in Kanto and the postgame is Johto
    >Unfaithful BW Remakes
    >RSE ports with online functionality
    >New mobage that is actually worth playing for once

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>RSE ports with online functionality
      NINTENDO
      HIRE THIS GUY
      NOW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Charizard such a chad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Charitard is barely taller than a small Japanese girl
      LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remakes with expansion content. We start in Kanto and the postgame is Johto

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chadizard gets the nihong pussa

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>RSE ports with online functionality
      Wait. Do people really want to pay for ROMs?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Convenience, people pay for convenience.

        Normies don't give a damn about emulators.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        Really I just want gens 1-3 VC, and given the fact that there were leaks that involved them using Ruby/Sapphire to actually test the multiplayer.
        >just emulate/play the originals
        I have all of the games physically (even Stadium 1&2/XD/Colosseum) but the benefit in having them on NSO is that I can play them with friends, the way you are supposed to play Pokemon.

        It's not about just me playing the games, it's about other people also playing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do women get so hot from beasts?

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im reading all these hopes
    all the while we know it gonna be fricking dog shit nothing

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamefreak is proud to announce all post gen1 generations are now retconed and no longer part of the pokemon canon. We will be releasing a remaster of pokemon red and green(blue) that fixes all its glaring issues that will become the de facto pokemon experience that represents the basis of all our follow up games. From then on instead of shitting out new pokemon/regions we will be releasing unique games set in kanto and the 151 universe. look forward to pokemon kanto racing, pokemon kanto snap, pokemon kanto mario party, pokemon kanto fighting, pokemon kanto sports, pokemon kanto gardening, pokemon kanto archeology, pokemon kanto fishing, etc in the coming decades.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S THE BARE MINIMUM.
    National dex?

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully they stay away from gen 1. Tired of seeing it

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lights make me think of a cyberpunk/80's aesthetic... what if it's a spinoff or a remake/sequel to the Unova games in a cyberpunk setting?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's for Mewtwo raid

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT ARE YOU WISHING FOR
    nothing because I have realistic expectations

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's coming

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Porn from the newly announced Pokemon

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT ARE YOU WISHING FOR???
    A massive trainwreck that causes everyone to shit at Game Freak and TPC.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT ARE YOU WISHING FOR???
    Really hoping for a Mightyena evolution, but Khu might've shot that down.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Khu can't give a direct answer!"
      God the defenders of that rice eater are pathetic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >speaks in dumb riddles instead of just leaking the fricking info
      >"dude you're doing the riddle wrong"
      god I hope he gets hit by a bus

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The M lights up first
    Movie?

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the official pokemon x bad dragon collab announcement

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there’s another Legends game, it should still star not-Lucas/Dawn. They need to go home. Just make the series about them trying to get home.

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon Smile Gen 3 Addition

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was 10 during Pokemania. I loved every second of it. Despite that I’m so fricking sick of Kanto, especially because now they’re trying to market it to children that weren’t alive. Everything has the Kanto starters on it. Coloring books, fruit snacks, everything to appeal to a generation whose first game was on DS.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kanto franchise, sorry pal

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just give us frlg nso ports and take this kanto jerking session out back

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >purple
    combination of red & blue
    >neon
    muh nostalgia aesthetic

    red and blue coming to NSO, compatible with pokemon stadium.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >red and blue coming to NSO, compatible with pokemon stadium.
      Would be neat for those who missed out, don’t have the originals, or refuse to emulate. However, it’s entirely ruined by the absolute state of NSO. Drones will unironically pop off about something they can never own, will barely play, and will lose when NSO dies. Doesn’t help that N64 titles require an extra fee.

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A game with all the pokemon.

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its gonna be something poketubers will onions over

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you worried about them instead of your own fun

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to hug a pikachu

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wholesome

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >15 minutes longer than normal directs
    Something big is definitely planned then

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Manga readers holding out for an adaptation

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spin off bros, what are you expecting? A switch rangers game with joy con gimmicks? colleseum remakes? Personally, Id like another pokemon conquest type of game
    Also shit on the gameboy emulator thing

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DETECTIVE PIKACHU 2!!!!
    somehow... Ryan Reynolds became a Pikachu again

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they go full troon and start making pikachu and eevee estrogen pills. along with a WEF collaboration featuring, i dunno, fricking lilnasx.
    that is what im expecting
    what i hope for is an artistic remake of bw or a sequel. maybe pokemon grey will finally be real lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they go full troon and start making pikachu and eevee estrogen pills
      obsessed

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one is really expecting anything “huge” from this Presents despite the advertising and extended length, right? It’s going to be mobile garbage, another reminder about SV DLC without really revealing anything + Mew vs. Mewtwo Tera Raid Event, and Detective Pikachu 2. A brand new mainline game when SV has yet to finish with all its content is completely out of the question.

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DP remakes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      being worked on in your mom's bedroom right now

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gee whiz this is the biggest thread I've ever posted and it's still alive. Thank you anons for validating me and my moronation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      guess you got a little more than the bare minimum

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take my gold kind stranger.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lurk moar
      >Captcha: Verification not required

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're welcome

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just release all of gen 3, 4 and 5 on the pc with working online trading and battling so I never have to care about what the Pokémon company does ever fricking again

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want either:
    -pokken 2
    -mystery dungeon explorers remake or a new one
    -a new legends

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokken 2
    Pokemon Unite 2

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the presentation

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woah, take it easy with the anitsemitism.

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pokepark (where i can play raichu or at least mod it)
    >new mystery dungeon with pixel art (or not shit 3d like the last ugly ass 3d games ugh)
    >"we at gameshit announce that we no longer own the pokemon ip"

    i dont expect to see anything i care about. pokemon is dead zombie shlop. spin offs are my only hope.

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really I just want gens 1-3 VC, and given the fact that there were leaks that involved them using Ruby/Sapphire to actually test the multiplayer.
    >just emulate/play the originals
    I have all of the games physically (even Stadium 1&2/XD/Colosseum) but the benefit in having them on NSO is that I can play them with friends, the way you are supposed to play Pokemon.

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trailer for the final movie that involves Ash
    >Asymmetrical multiplayer game like Dead By Daylight, but with Pokemon
    >DLC preview for Scarlet and Violet
    >Tenga collaboration

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