Nine Sols

Seriously why the frick did he do that?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was pissed at her for being in cahoots with Eigong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rather, he thought she was in cahoots with Ewwgong. Had he met with her after leaving Lady E's soulscape, I think he'd be a bit more forgiving.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can’t believe they didn’t save her in the true ending route. She would have been extremely helpful for the apemen with all her agricultural skills

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yi never did ask if the other sols actually knew about eigong creating the virus did he? He just assumes that they knew.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic. If the Apemen knew they could use their own compassion, rather than only obey orders, they would've freed her right away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine... apemen remove her collar... phase 2 ensues...

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She just happened to be the first sol that he could unleash his anger out on. He becomes a lot less blood thirsty as he makes his way through them.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game made by Taiwanese
    >Chinese people-equivalent are depicted as vain, power-hungry and autistic, one character mentions evil is ingraved in their genes
    >protagonist is literally a manlet furry Joseph Mengele
    >plot turns around a genetically engineered virus that the government tries to initially contain with a flawed va- I mean serum that ends up becoming ultra experimental gene therapy
    Was someone having a bad day in the dev team when writing this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does that make Eigong the solarian doctor fauci

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Protagonist is just as vain, power-hungry and autistic, and he only realizes that closer towards the ending

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chinks really do have evil ingrained in their very souls, not even Black folk are like that they're just mindlessly destructive by comparison.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plus their women are extremely frickable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you...ever taken the time ri read about how the Chinese nobility treated commoners? It was not a good time to be alive if you weren't wealthy and male.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have YOU ever taken the time to read about how Chinese nobility treated each other? Being wealthy and male doesnt help you if you are a bugman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have YOU ever taken the time to read about how Chinese nobility treated each other? Being wealthy and male doesnt help you if you are a bugman.

        >nobility
        the bureaucrats (legalists) exterminated the chinese aristocracy in the bronze age. it's mengeles all the way through.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean... if you check up on what Chinese and Japanese people do, I'd say Asians in general do have evil ingrained in their soul.
      The shit japs did during WW1 and WW2 is crazy, and whenever I see what chinks used to do on LiveLeak and what they do to animals I think they're just as bad;

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Chinks aren't as bad as India's children AKA Arabs/Jews because chinks at least kept to themselves. They could have taken over Europe at any time especially when Julius Cezar invaded them and got his ass outnumbered 20 to 1. I am still surprised and pissed off asians never attacked India to balance things out. That self hatred is really strong cause it's always "I have the right here because I am the same race" that's how the Three Kingdoms bullshit started and why Napoleon could never convince Egypt(taken over by Arabs) to join his army.
        Europeans are easy to coerce cause it's the same damn race, but also because whites are just easy to coerce in general. Unlike the cancer cells that are arabs... and chinks are something weird .. they're not like russians neither south americans (which aren't as bad as africans and muslims) , chinks genuinely believe in communism and pour their heart and soul to being moronic and evil with extra steps by going full industry moron and other bullshit.
        Indians and Africans are still stuck in a lack of infrastructure and Russians simply don't give a shit.
        It's impressive and interesting how many great nations spawned out of the vikings; Britain, Germany, (with the shittiest example being Scotland and Russia where they achieved nothing) , same for Asia with China & Japan which are polar opposites political wise , yet the same "work yourself to death" mentality.
        Same for how nothing but dogshit countries spawned out of the arabs/jews; infected Egypt, infected Greece, infected Italy, Spain(original), Mexico(original), SouthAmerica?, Phillipines? and then America...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's just what happens when your culture lacks christian values. If only they had seen the light sooner.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chinese people-equivalent are depicted as vain, power-hungry and autistic, one character mentions evil is ingraved in their genes
      They're just being historically accurate

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This angry little manlet is fricking scientist b***hes and basically you're fricking moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only girl he had a chance with is a brain in a jar now. He ain’t fricking shit

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chinks think cruelty is correct in all circumstances because they're soulless bugmen who have no true morals or ethics.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the game somehow gets a sequel and stars the titular Yi again, I hope he gets a fricking bō staff. I just want to knock homies around with a stick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's not what titular means, unless you're making a joke i'm not getting

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yi is kind of a sociopath

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My cute little fluffy Mengele

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn frick all three of them in one go

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Yi is a man?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, and?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to double team both of them with Yi as my wingman. After we're done we bump fists. That's the dream.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She deserved it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      context?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Protagonist was upset she turned two humans into mind controlled super soldiers and gave her a taste of her own medicine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Play the game youself
          She was the sol responsible for cultivation and harvesting of Apemen, and idiologically she believed that giving up personal freedom for a more calculated overarching control is better than letting things evolve naturally. So she created two genemodded apemen as her personal guards and raised them personally. They were under mind control for better combat effectiveness, but after you defeat her and snatch the collar, in a twisted sadistic urge Yi decides to leave her die helplessly with her own tools.

          Thank you. I'm going to play it eventually, but it's a packed month for vidya. Just wanted context for this scene that I keep seeing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Play the game youself
        She was the sol responsible for cultivation and harvesting of Apemen, and idiologically she believed that giving up personal freedom for a more calculated overarching control is better than letting things evolve naturally. So she created two genemodded apemen as her personal guards and raised them personally. They were under mind control for better combat effectiveness, but after you defeat her and snatch the collar, in a twisted sadistic urge Yi decides to leave her die helplessly with her own tools.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you know when you put it like that and what

          >game made by Taiwanese
          >Chinese people-equivalent are depicted as vain, power-hungry and autistic, one character mentions evil is ingraved in their genes
          >protagonist is literally a manlet furry Joseph Mengele
          >plot turns around a genetically engineered virus that the government tries to initially contain with a flawed va- I mean serum that ends up becoming ultra experimental gene therapy
          Was someone having a bad day in the dev team when writing this

          said, this game's themes are very apparent.

          Why didn't he just frick her on the spot? She wouldn't object.

          i know i would have but before slapping the mind control device on her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't it all Yi's idea to harvest apeman? Infact, the whole invasion was his idea

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but the calculation technology itself and breeding pens were designed by Goumang

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finished my last game session by getting to Eigong phase two. Can already tell this is going to be a boss that will take me a while to beat, so I'm not going to rush it. In the meantime, want to give this game a review.

    The good:
    Combat - is a rip-off of Sekiro, but in a good way. Prob will stretch the same itch if that is what you are looking for but for fewer $$. Can be a negative if you don't like the parry overreliance.
    Art and Writing - Art is cute and striking, able to be fitting in moments of calm and cruelty as the story demands it. The story is also well written, with few glaring potholes and with plenty of well-defined characters.
    Level design and Bosses - The levels are fun to traverse moment to moment, well crafted around your movement options in the same way that bosses are crafted around your arsenal. Each boss also has its own personality that shines through during their battle.

    The Bad
    It's no Hollow Knight - The moment I realized that this game would not be hollow knight is when I looked at the bow sitting in my inventory and realized I never once used it to unlock new areas or secrets. It's so easy to imagine it as a stationary crystal dash to hit far away levers, but alas, it never happened.
    Linearity - The game is honestly fairly linear. You get some freedom to pick among the first three bosses and the two remaining ones, but there is no real sense of neurons firing when you find a new traversal ability, since zones are intended for a specific move set and further abilities don't cause them to open up. Even the boss choice order is meaningless since if they are not hard ordered, they don't unlock anything.
    The Music - Chinese opera. Chinese opera fricking everywhere.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Music was okay. It didn't stand out, but it was fitting to the action on screen and wasn't agressively bad or distracting. There are a few good tracks i've already listened to outside of the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was considering getting this game but after hearing about some bosses i am hesitating. I looked up a video of lady ethereal and she seems doable, but eigong looks ridiculous. I could not do the white palace/grimm guy/boss rush in hollow knight. I platinumed sekiro with tremendous effort, but i heard the parry timings in 9s are even worse. I realize theres a baby mode but i would rather just not buy the game than do that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eigong isn’t that bad once you figure out her timings. She’s just 2D Isshin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There literally is a babymode, but you won't enjoy it because you're a filthy casual.
        Game industry is ruined exactly because of people like you, those who prefer to look shit up instead of exloring it themselves and who are bothered with difficulty even before they buy the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >doing any amount of research to see if you'll like a game is FILTHY CASUAL SHIT
          nta anyway but come the frick on, don't act like people can't make sure that something is right for them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >muh research
            >i don't wanna waste my time!!!
            >what if game's too hard to me? i'll be wasting my money!
            >not everything is for everyone so spoilers are okay!!!
            Neither of you treat videogames as art. You deliberetely spoil and distort your experience just out of minor fear that your new toy won't be satisfying to use.
            You don't care about creative vision. You don't respect or trust the developer. People like you are the reason why there hasn't been a single worthy AAA game release in past 5 years, because nobody wants to "waste your time" and everybody will do things as safe as possible so "you wouldn't be fighting the same for hours".
            You will never enjoy anything that would push you out of your shitty comfort zone, you don't have enough patience to spend 20 hours on a singleplayer game blind.
            I can, with full confidence, say that world and games would've been better without people like you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Neither of you treat videogames as art.
              oh, you're one of those pretentious homosexuals. nevermind, man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So, do you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                games may have artistic qualities, but they are far too different a medium from regular artistic mediums like cinema or straight-up art to be considered "art." it's why walking simulators and AAA slopfests are fricking garbage - they're trying to be something they aren't. i can evaluate the artstyle and story and writing on artistic levels, but not gameplay itself. nobody can, try as they may. games that have tried to make the gameplay an artistic quality of its own end up being dr. jekyll and mr. hyde tier garbage. themes that are experienced via gameplay like mindless violence in hotline miami can certainly be evaluated in terms of its artistic merit, but that's not what i'm looking for if i see a clip of someone playing a game. i want to know if it looks like fun or if it looks like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Games aren't art but they do contain art and artistic elements. It's really that simple. Musical pieces, animations or backgrounds is art

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gameplay IS an artistic quality, but because the medium itself is so young relatively to other kinds of art (games which fully combine interactivity, storytelling and presentation emerged around late 80's, i can't think of arcade quarter-sucking cabinets as anything but a product), the way creators treat it has not matured to an extent which neatly interacts with other parts of the medium, which leads to majority treating it as a separate, isolated aspect. The good analogy is sports in this situation: sport competions aren't art since there's usually very little room for self-expression, but it doesn't mean that the rules which such games obey are completely devoid of creativity.
                Gameplay CAN be made in such a way that it directly conveys the developer's vision. The most popular example of which is probably a high difficulty level which is used to display the misery or unfairness of the world you partake in, popularized by the souls series in recent years. The best way to make player feel misery is to make his experience miserable.
                And we're talking in terms of traditional, well-established mechanics here. There are so many poorly explored areas of mechanical gameplay interactions with which very few developers are willing to interact, and creating it to be a reliable system which can be expanded upon and used to deliver different kind of experiences takes A LOT of creative will. Non-standard input devices? Sure, let me control my game with blinking. Web-page navigation as a main exploration mechanic? Yeah, just let me take some notes so i could decypher the puzzle link myself. Simulating ecosystem to use it as a main gameplay drive? Why not?
                My conclusion is, you just hasn't interacted much with actually GOOD games with GOOD gameplay to start treating them as separate artform. And my logic is as follows: if the examples i have mentioned before are art, why more categorized and broad approaches to gameplay design be treated as art of a lower margin too?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >My conclusion is, you just hasn't interacted much with actually GOOD games with GOOD gameplay to start treating them as separate artform.
                maybe i haven't interacted much with actually good games because so, so many games are absolute fricking garbage (even the ones that everyone adores). maybe the reason why i would want to see gameplay footage is so i can better judge if a game will be good or not. MAYBE b***hES SHOULD JUST STOP MAKING BAD GAMES IN THE FIRST FRICKING PLACE!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, you cannot avoid it. 90% of everything is at best - mediocre. It's not a bad thing, it's just the it is and has always been. Majority of works are forgotten and do not stand the test of time. But you shape your taste not by finding out what you like, but the opposite - what you actively dislike. I sometimes watch movies with horrible reputation and play generally-hated games (unless they are obviously created as a product) in order to understand what exactly makes them bad, and this can often lead to unexpected discoveries of things you actually enjoy about them, which would make finidng better pieces easier in the future.
                Failure of some media is not your personal failure, you can still extract something valuable out of it.
                And yes, i agree. Lately quality of games went to complete shit, so i had to resort to playing mainly indies, but i gave some AAA games a try (namely cyberpunk and few ubi games) only to realize to nobody's surprise that i have already played the exact same thing before.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno about you, but misery is not the sensation I get out of DS(1, anyway).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do, honestly. The unforgiving bosses which will absolutely FRICK you on the first playthrough and often won't teach you how to deal with them directly lead to a pretty miserable experience. Paired with the backdrop of a dying world and constant loss the characters experience, it synergizes quite nicely.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some developers are in a race to the bottom to see who can make make the most miserable games. Though i agree dark souls isn't that difficult. Hard modes are good. Default or only difficulty being hard is bad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fromsoft games have overrated difficulty but the games are clearly designed to kick you in the balls if you aren't being careful. Which fits the aesthetic of their settings almost always having a dying or wartorn world where brutality is the norm.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't buy that shit at all. Art is just expression of the human soul/spirit. Anything that a human pours their being into can be classified as art. And video games are unique in being able to grant an immersive experience unlike any other form of expression by allowing you to directly control and explore the setting of the game. Any good video game will express the will of its makers to the players in a way that no other medium possibly could.

                The reason people don't accept video games as a potential form of art is frankly just a mixture of old morons and stupidly pretentious 'artists' that think sticking a banana to a wall expresses something deep about themselves or the world to others. And these are the exact kind of morons that crap like The Last of Us panders to desperately to for validation.

                If anything I'd argue video games are the very epitome of artistic expression. It compiles various artforms (music, artwork, storytelling, etc) into an immersive experience that directly engages the observer and allows them to explore and understand the expression of the work in full. And these artistic qualities are magnified the more passionate and coordinated the people behind the game's development are.

                In short, gameplay is a vehicle by which you can explore the culmination of human artistic expression. Trying to dumb it down and say it isn't 'true art' is a sign of genuine mental moronation. That mentality leads to dumb frick hacks like that dipshit Druckmann losing sight of the medium entirely for his work to be accepted as 'true art'.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gameplay can be artful, it's just that the medium is not mature enough (never will be?) and barely anyone tries to push the limits.
                One example I like to bring up is genocide route in Undertale. Player will usually reach it after they complete neutral or good ending, get bored and frick around killing everything (N.B. going on killing spree and reloading a save is a common behavior, Undertale piggybacks off that). Later, it is revealed, that the main antagonist went through the same process. This stimulates the player to see events up to that point from a new perspective. Interactivity of video games is uniquely suited to convey this, because reflecting on your own actions (as opposed to actions of some character) carries more emotional weight.
                You kinda dismiss violence in Hotline Miami, but it's a good use of interactivity to put the player in specific emotional state. High difficulty is often implemented for similar purpose. It's a small thing, but it counts.
                Also, gameplay mixes with other aspects in new interesting ways, as anons pointed out

                Gameplay IS an artistic quality, but because the medium itself is so young relatively to other kinds of art (games which fully combine interactivity, storytelling and presentation emerged around late 80's, i can't think of arcade quarter-sucking cabinets as anything but a product), the way creators treat it has not matured to an extent which neatly interacts with other parts of the medium, which leads to majority treating it as a separate, isolated aspect. The good analogy is sports in this situation: sport competions aren't art since there's usually very little room for self-expression, but it doesn't mean that the rules which such games obey are completely devoid of creativity.
                Gameplay CAN be made in such a way that it directly conveys the developer's vision. The most popular example of which is probably a high difficulty level which is used to display the misery or unfairness of the world you partake in, popularized by the souls series in recent years. The best way to make player feel misery is to make his experience miserable.
                And we're talking in terms of traditional, well-established mechanics here. There are so many poorly explored areas of mechanical gameplay interactions with which very few developers are willing to interact, and creating it to be a reliable system which can be expanded upon and used to deliver different kind of experiences takes A LOT of creative will. Non-standard input devices? Sure, let me control my game with blinking. Web-page navigation as a main exploration mechanic? Yeah, just let me take some notes so i could decypher the puzzle link myself. Simulating ecosystem to use it as a main gameplay drive? Why not?
                My conclusion is, you just hasn't interacted much with actually GOOD games with GOOD gameplay to start treating them as separate artform. And my logic is as follows: if the examples i have mentioned before are art, why more categorized and broad approaches to gameplay design be treated as art of a lower margin too?

                I don't buy that shit at all. Art is just expression of the human soul/spirit. Anything that a human pours their being into can be classified as art. And video games are unique in being able to grant an immersive experience unlike any other form of expression by allowing you to directly control and explore the setting of the game. Any good video game will express the will of its makers to the players in a way that no other medium possibly could.

                The reason people don't accept video games as a potential form of art is frankly just a mixture of old morons and stupidly pretentious 'artists' that think sticking a banana to a wall expresses something deep about themselves or the world to others. And these are the exact kind of morons that crap like The Last of Us panders to desperately to for validation.

                If anything I'd argue video games are the very epitome of artistic expression. It compiles various artforms (music, artwork, storytelling, etc) into an immersive experience that directly engages the observer and allows them to explore and understand the expression of the work in full. And these artistic qualities are magnified the more passionate and coordinated the people behind the game's development are.

                In short, gameplay is a vehicle by which you can explore the culmination of human artistic expression. Trying to dumb it down and say it isn't 'true art' is a sign of genuine mental moronation. That mentality leads to dumb frick hacks like that dipshit Druckmann losing sight of the medium entirely for his work to be accepted as 'true art'.

                , but post is already too long.

                I partially agree with what you said about "walking simulators and AAA slopfests". My problem is that they rely too heavily on cinematic aspects. As a result, even though such game as a whole can be described as art, they don't make a good argument for why video games as a medium can be artful. Rather, they show that adding minimal gameplay to an already artful movie doesn't completely ruin its artfulness. If a story is better suited to be a movie, pushing it into a video-gamey form can feel somewhat intrusive to gaming community, or at least I've felt that way on a few occasions.

                That said, I don't think it's wrong to just ignore all that and just play what looks good/fun for you. No point in declaring "games MUST be art" or "games MUST be purely entertainment", both approaches have their audiences.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It would take me 40+ hours for sure

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A jrpg that requires me to grind for hours to beat bosses and a game that is hard mode by default and requires fighting the same boss for hours are equally disrespectful of my time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry that I'm not a gaming genius nor I have time to spend hours and hours learning boss fights

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it doesn't even take that much. i consider myself pretty casual, but it couldn'tve taken me more than a few hours each to beat lady E and eigong.
            eigong in particular was honestly so enjoyable to fight that i was still having fun despite getting my ass kicked. took me dozens of attempts yet the only time i felt any kind of frustration was when i fricked up and ate shit in phase 1.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Angry Manlet was just out for Revenge and killed anyone that wronged him and was gloating.

        Eigong is a real test of having learned every single move in the game. I finished her after 1 hour, but i had to actually use the skull kick and jumps for the talisman. She is overall a well designed fight and the only bad part is the talisman hitbox and that she chains a lot of attacks.
        >parry timings
        parry is different in this game, you can do an imperfect parry no problem and not lose real health. You get internal damage. It doesnt kill you if u go to 0 hp and heals on proper parrys and a lot on unbound counters, which eigong gets plenty of. It is absolutely worth finishing once. Also the Eigong fight has 2 phases per normal ending and 3 phases with the true ending.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually managed to do a few cool skips using the bow mixed with talisman dash and airdash

      games may have artistic qualities, but they are far too different a medium from regular artistic mediums like cinema or straight-up art to be considered "art." it's why walking simulators and AAA slopfests are fricking garbage - they're trying to be something they aren't. i can evaluate the artstyle and story and writing on artistic levels, but not gameplay itself. nobody can, try as they may. games that have tried to make the gameplay an artistic quality of its own end up being dr. jekyll and mr. hyde tier garbage. themes that are experienced via gameplay like mindless violence in hotline miami can certainly be evaluated in terms of its artistic merit, but that's not what i'm looking for if i see a clip of someone playing a game. i want to know if it looks like fun or if it looks like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

      Gameplay is an art that the player gets to learn and develop, i feel like everyone in a nine sols thread who have beaten the game should be in agreement on that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this review aside from the music. Frick you, Chinese opera is god-tier.
      There still hasn't been a single hollow-like that has done exploration as well as Hollow Knight.
      The only other game that made me consistently go wide-eyed at how increasingly large the map got every time it expanded was Elden Ring.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hollow-like

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I see no problem with that label. Calling some games metroidvanias doesn't get across just how much they're influenced by Hollow Knight. Take a look at Animal Well and compare it to Nine Sols, Bō or Crowsworn. Even though all belong in metroidvania genre, there's a dense cluster around Hollow Knight, design space-wise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's no Hollow Knight
      that's a good thing troony, reddit knight is the second most overrated slop after binding of shitsaac

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >BUZZWORD BUZZWORD BUZZWORD BUZZWORD

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Troon has no argument
          Like pottery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's no Hollow Knight
      have a nice day homosexual

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn’t we save her…?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >clearly obviously a cat
      >is named "Dog"
      Kojima is such a fricking shameless hack.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That looks like a Shiba Inu to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the meaning behind the scenery? I'm not familiar with the boat symbolism.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing this takes place in either the afterlife or an alternate universe where that one guy and chiens mom weren't buttholes and everyone isn't dying of Tianhou.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just frick her on the spot? She wouldn't object.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too skinny for him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He only craves apemen shotas

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if solarians purr

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ShuanShuan says he snores loud as frick at least

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why were the ancient chinese so obsessed with incest?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Incest is how you keep wealth within a family.
        Italian, israeli, and Chinese families are powerful because of their incest.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to hug Yi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, except that instead of hugging it's raping.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me too, broski.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the real lesson of this game that went over everyones heads is that cats raised to understand asian culture would be the most evil creatures in existence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's bullshit
      But I believe it

  16. 2 weeks ago
    The guy who posts best girl

    Best girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apemen Male on Female Solarian

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would anally fist every character in this game that is not human or fat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shove your hand into Abacus
      >get mangled and electrocuted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ROBOTS DO NOT HAVE ANUSES!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >huh this studio name feels familiar somehow
    >it's the guys that made that one horror walking sim that was forcibly taken off Steam by Xinnie the Pooh
    fricking wild

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking way.
      >it's real
      NO FRICKING WAY.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I noticed it after a while, this game is extremely edgy in the way that Devotion is extremely edgy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shuanshuan was playing one of these horror games in his VR display

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That, or he's having a foursome with Gou Mang, Lady E, and Nuwa. (He has to wear Fuxi's clothes though)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the face of an apeman seeing action beyond his feeble comprehension.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT I GOT TO THE LAST 20% OF EIGONG
    I AM SO CLOSE TO BEATING THIS FRICKING GAME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fixed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shitter detected

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some of us have responsibilities, anon.
            We can't all play video games for over 8 hours a day.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My problem with Eigong is that she does way too much damage. Even her basic combo fricking deletes your healthbar or sends it so deep into red you'll think it's made of ketchup.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that she does too much damage, it's that unless you play perfectly it only takes two hits to die.
      And that goes for most bosses. Only with Eigong you're expected to learn new timings five minutes into the fight.
      Not to mention that there's really only one way to play against her. You get actively punished when playing in any other way.
      So not only is the boss fight tedious, you'll also suddenly need to change your entire playstyle you've been using the last 15 hours.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect parry and equip the jade that increases internal damage regeneration

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect parry and equip the jade that increases internal damage regeneration

      I've had the most success so far with these jades.
      Focus on parrying everything. Including unbounded parrying the red orb attack and the third red slash she does in phase 2.
      Also use the water talisman. Full control does more damage at once, but you're going to be able to place a lot more water talismans during the entire fight.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Full control is way better

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For getting through phase 1, yes. But phase 2? You're barely going to get to 3 orbs.
          You can hit her way more often with the water talisman, then hit her with some extra slashes in the time you'd spend charging full control.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bro I…

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's like one out of three (if you're lucky) openings where you can get a five-charge off.
              In the meantime I've already used my water talisman 10 times.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you haven’t beaten her and I have

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And you haven’t beaten her and I have
                Oh by that logic, I guess reading all those "how to get rich" books by rich people will definitely make me rich!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?si=_rEm5zXaMXt1TPZK

                This guy shows off another way you can use full control

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >full control after her three flash slahses
                Interesting, i've never though of doing it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but I beat her yesterday and waterflow is much nicer honestly. It does half the dmg but i can wave in sword strikes and not be stuck casting. In phase 3 full control is insanely annoying.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes she'll hesitate instead of instantly attacking after an opening, just talisman and if she's about to attack settle for 3 and parry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not supposed to take damage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah bro let me just not take damage when everything leaves black flame and weeaboo slashes behind and the third phase is screen wide weeaboo slashes because frick you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >everything leaves black flame
          just don't step in them
          >weeaboo slashes behind
          just get in front of her when she does it though easier said then done when she does it raw instead of as part of a combo
          >screen wide weeaboo slashes
          just dash lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          flames don't really do much damage, you can just ignore them mid combo and step out when it's finished or juste ignore them if you have an opening, you'll take 1/5 your life at most

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >1/5 your life
            >at most
            do you realise how you fricking sound pretending that losing 20% of your health because you clipped a moronic post talisman trail is a normal thing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >taking damage from flames
          Shitter who can’t unbound counter detected

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i will not try parrying ze talisman and its absolute beyond dogshit hitboxes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >dogshit hitboxes
              skill issue

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >spent a heal in fricking phase 1
                >talking about skill issues
                yikes/cringe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How can you tell it's phase 1?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the hexagrams told me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the talisman attack doesn't leave flames in phase 1

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >proof you don't have to be perfect
                >"Playing imperfectly? Skill issue"

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can we go full AUtism?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the paradox of completely insane lust for lady ethereal that you thin her out from constant sex and aren't attracted to her anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thin her out
      How do you make a brain lose weight?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm worried that this game is turning me into a furry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still on the "anthros and furries are different things so technically I'm not a furry" stage of denial

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just take the hmofa pill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both Yi and Ji are turning me gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ditto. Speaking of, which is a better subject of a sketch, Yi and Heng kissing or Yi and Ji kissing?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We need more Heng stuff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Heng and Eigong kissing.
          The ultimate display of her re-accepting the tao.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Heng & Ji kissing. Share the love.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now I'm interested to know what Heng would think about Ji being immortal and what their conversation would be

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They could have a back-and-forth between their thoughts and ideologies inbetween their kisses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't sympathize to fictional characters outside of the story, so i am immune. Yes, this includes visuals also.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How? There is a perfectly cute brown shota to lust over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There aint a single sexy female in the game. If you get turned on by shit like Eigong then you got bigger issues than being a furry.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >big chungus
          >is just a brain in a jar
          no thank you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What about a sun princess(male)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Big chunguses are Yi's preferred type of solarian.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual homosexual gay boy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kuafu if he real

    • 2 weeks ago
      SolarianSupremacy(TAD)

      I don't look like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FAT FRICK

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what is Taoism?
    Why cat+roots = magical science chinese alien cat people?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But what is Taoism?
      You might as well ask the question
      >What is God?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What is God?
        That's easy, God is everything and everywhere.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, there you have your answer!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      taoism is a lot of things and because you are able to interpret it in nearly whatever way you want the short version is the way of the tao is to live in harmony with the universe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have no fricking idea. Usually in other games Taoism is about becoming immortal, but it means the opposite here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Nine Sols takes the Taoism immortal idea into a more metaphysical realm. All the science to prolong life was delaying the inevitable eternal existence Heng was dialed into and hyped for.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the original Tianhou immortality attempt actually did work and the 'virus' elevated all solarians to the next plane of existence
          My final cope.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            put your trip on, eigong

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nah, that's heng, homie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        immortality in taoism is a subset of it that thinks you can't live in harmony with the universe if you aint there. This was relatively popular as well since throughout china and basically everywhere not dying was a pretty desirable thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All life has but one purpose: to experience death. And yet, the death of one will give life to another. The two concepts are intertwined. There exists balance.
        Now what would happen if a few mortals decided that they'd rather not die? The cycle will have been broken. Stagnation occurs.
        Taoism in the world of Nine Sols is the force behind making things tend towards this balance. And as such, the fate of these immortals was to perish.
        In a way, it is akin to blaming our universe for having stubbed your toe. Sure, you may have done the act yourself, but it was the universe who made things, including the table foot, to be.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but why kill the whole race along with those seeking immortality

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Such is the will of the heavens.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yi's out for revenge. His actions might lead to re-balancing the scales the same way a wildfire works: untold destruction including civilization, but paves the way for new life.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was under the impression the councils workings were affecting the entire solarian race somehow. Perhaps fricking with the tree fricked everyone up on a genetic level.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s mentioned in the lore that the council was basically a secret society until the tianhuo emerged

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's just a magical virus that manifested when granny fricked up, everyone is infected. Imagine smth like this;
              >Be Solarian
              >Have full blown immunodeficiency, live your entire life in a high tech cleanroom
              >Eigong fricks up
              >Suddenly get Tao AIDS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How come Lear gets to chill forever in his heavenly realm then? It's not fair...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uh, anon? Lear became one with Fusang after the last time you met him.
            There is no "heavenly realm", just a repository of individual experiences.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but he might mean the post-ending Collage video they released, where you see Yi and Lier somehow existing and playing checkers in the roots.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn’t. He mentions at the end he can’t remain there any longer

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Young Yi is so cute

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna say it, Eigong doesn't actually look that unattractive for a supposed Sphynx cat

      The only thing that makes her look off is when she's drawn with a weirdly small mouth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was probably quite the looker like 50 years ago.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, you tell me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Me on the bottom right.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My hero Yi is passive and calm, without the slightest hint of negative emotions on his face
            >That stupid prostitute Goumang is furrowing her brow and frowning like the moody b***h she is
            She had it coming

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shut up Yi
              Fricking manlet teacher's pet

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That is a normal face, if anything, yi's face stands out more because he looks literally emotionless

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How do we know he isn't seething behind his expressionless face?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The eyes are a gateway to the soul
                Even if he tried to hide it, his eyes would show his rage, of which there is none to be found in that image

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She’s always looks b***hy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's because she always is b***hy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >never got to settle down with someone and start a family because of circumstances + massive extinction event
                >stuck being second fiddle 24/7 and only being used for your agriculture abilities
                I'd be b***hy 24/7 too tbh, she was probably doing the most work out of any of the sols towards the future where tianhou is cured. Like, now that I think about it, what the frick do the other sols even do that benefits anything outside of messed up outliers like lady ethereal

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Fengs and Yanlao
                Money
                >Kuafu
                Energy
                >Jiequan
                GM expertise and security detail
                >Ji
                His genes
                >Yi and Eigong
                Research for the cure

                She's very jelly that Yi is Eigong's favorite and not her.
                [...]
                [...]
                Goumang definitely has terminal RBF. It's funny how she's still seething at Yi even 500 years later. Her Soulscape must consist of endless fantasies where she humiliates and proves her intellectual superiority over Yi.

                I bet her souscape is full of the kids she never had ;_;

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What I mean is more working towards the future where tianhou is cured, which yeah, Yi and kaufu are doing their part
                >The fengs
                are literally hosting parties 24/7 whenever they're awake to ignore the horrible hellscape outside their tiny abode. That money is doing nothing but wasting away solarians until they're dead from ODing
                >Jiequan
                I agree until i consider that most of what he's doing is goes beyond fricked up and if they ever cured tianhou, he would be a net detrimental to their society. He would just start another war, kill this homie asap he is easily the least beneficial person to solarians society
                >Ji
                The genes that led to fricking mutants. And even then, he does nothing to better anything. Which I guess is his point since he doesn't care but it doesn't make it any better.
                >Eigong
                Was fine until she lost her fricking mind obviously, if she actually found a cure its possible she would have a 180. Even then, it's possible she still cares way more about immortality itself than the solarians race

                It took me a bit to realize how useless 90% of the sols would be in a world where they actually cured tianhou. Legit just goumang, Yi, and kaufu.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I suppose it would make sense for Jiequan's role to be producing guards for New Kunlun and the future to be used for keeping order.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frame 1 the instant they land back on penglai after curing tianhou he would start shit. He only has pain, agony, rape, and torture on his mind.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As long as Yi keeps him busy I think the rest of the Solarians will be fine.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She, (in a very AKSHULLY manner of speaking) did find a cure and did prove that she cared about immortality more than about the Solarian race (technically)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >She deserves a fate worse then death because...
              >SHE WAS LE NOT NICE TO ME

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >HENG I WAS TOTALLY SAVED BY EIGONG AND THE POWER OF HECKIN SCIENCE!!! EVEN THOUGH MY CHEST WAS BLOWN OPEN AND SHOULD HAVE DIED WITHIN SECONDS, THE ROOTS DONT HAVE HEALING POWERS

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The RAW, unbridled power of SCIENCE saved this beautiful young man's life. And yet Anons in this thread still mock it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >be a petty b***h to him when there's no real benefit even back before things went to shit
                >surprised when he'd be petty right back when in a situation where he has the upper hand and a valid excuse to be so (you tried to trap and kill him a few minutes ago)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly think the real reason she so salty is because yi became eigong favorite pupil.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How much do you think would change if Goumang was the protagonist taking the Sol seals instead of Yi?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She'd speedrun the Apeman route.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's the deal with solarians having forbidden relationship with apemen?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Flat apeman nails are optimized for scritches.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                frick now i'm imagining this game getting shovel knight-style alt campaigns where you get to play as some of the other sols.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She's very jelly that Yi is Eigong's favorite and not her.

              She’s always looks b***hy

              That's because she always is b***hy

              Goumang definitely has terminal RBF. It's funny how she's still seething at Yi even 500 years later. Her Soulscape must consist of endless fantasies where she humiliates and proves her intellectual superiority over Yi.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you mean 550 years ago?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd absolutely fricking smash, yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as a hag lover i would absolutely rape the shit out of her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that bottom left
      Vaxxed?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take the booster, chud.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this game and why are people talking about it nonstop? Is it just FOTM furbait?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Hollow Knight meets Sekiro with cat people committing hyperviolence.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The main talking point is the challenging difficulty. Particularly the difficulty of the final boss.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/119634562

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jie bros we cant stop winning

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it feel like the normal ending feels like a better ending for the cast?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you have low IQ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's better in every way for everyone involved, but the epic ending has more kino points.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WEAVE MY SOUL INTO YOUR MELODY

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Add Yi's unusual workplace attire.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like he's wearing nothing at all. Considering they were able to get any work done at all is further proof Solarians only have sex drives during estrus season.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The guy came dressed in skin-tight clothing every day!
      AND HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? - psychologist

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finished the game. Both endings. True ending is only ending. Favorite Bossfight: Jiequan. Favorite non-boss song: Their Faces, Your Voices

    Ahem.
    FRICK Eigong
    FRICK the Tiandou Council
    FRICK the ruinous pursuit of immortality
    FRICK science
    EMBRACE the Tao
    EMBRACE living well
    EMBRACE completing your journey within the great Tao
    EMBRACE returning to Heaven and Earth
    And most of all,
    EMBRACE Heng, tightly, because Yi never did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FRICK Eigong
      Uh, literally or metaphorically?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leave Heng to me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heng is the type of girl to act all proper and nice, but in bed she's an absolute demon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >so pure of heart she wants the best for (You) and all creation
        >will demolish your pelvis
        The perfect girl.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What stops the Apemen from just inventing science and fricking themselves over in the future?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apeman here. No need to worry. We're shit at it and we can't even figure out genetic engineering.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, that's the whole point. Hengs thoughts on the matter is that after millenia of existence, the solarians time had come. The solarian's rejection of the Tao led them to uplifting humanity. Now the Solarians are gone and it's humans turn. Someday it will be humanity's time to return to the Tao and pass the torch to another. Such is the Tao.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If the tao is always going to kill you off 100% no matter what anyway, then how was Eigong even wrong about trying to science out until they escaped it? At worst she accelerated the dying process which is good anyway. Better to go out brightly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Solarians elevate the apemen... and then the Humans elevate the cats. I clap every time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humans don't have the Tao gene. We're a Science species.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yi and uncle chubby raising a son together is cute.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps she never had a choice. She was fated to violate the natural order of things so that events would play out as they did.
    If it hadn't been her, it probably would have been someone else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. The Tiandou Council would have simply found someone else to research immortality.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do you actually get anything if you pay for the map data? I've never done it since 800 gold is fricking extortionate.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    colored

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen a godhand comic in ages

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to throat frick Yi

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was it the Tao's will that the two cats in the lab escaped, made it to the Apeman evacuation despite being animals, and survived on the pale blue planet long enough to repopulate?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. And it's quite silly that people talk of it like Solarians were completely destroyed for their actions. They're still around and doing fine. If a little lower on the totem pole.
      One of the most popular pets, really. My mother even owns five Solarians.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    proper Kuafu boss fight in the DLC
    Heng mode in the DLC where you play as Heng on Penglai with her own Tao magic moveset

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking up Jiequan's gene mods so that he's paralyzed but still alive
    Destroying all historical records of the Jie empire in front of Jiequan
    Using Soulscape technology to brainwash all surviving descendants of the Jie empire into forgetting their heritage in front of Jiequan
    Taking away Jiequan's ability to feel pain so that he can no longer practice his ideology
    Using Goumang's body control tech on Jiequan and forcing him to heal others and soothe their pain while he's still conscious
    Jiequan

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STANDING HERE
    I REALIZE
    THAT YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
    TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yi died a virgin in the true ending.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgetting about someone?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why was he so fricking horny for him? they should have turned him into a woman or give some DLC where you fight some Ganker silver-tongued yandere.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody give me a video or timestamp with Yi drinking with ShaoShao or what was his name.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's some words of wisdom at the very least

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stuck on New Kunlun, might as well drink my own piss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drinking with Yi and watching him loosen up and start ranting about dumb stupid T*oists and showing you videos of his sisters musical recitals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hardcore rape ensued afterwards btw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >as if. Just pour me a coup
        I honestly did not expect this response out of him. I mean it is within his character, but not his maturity to indulge into people manipulating him. Albeit again looking back at it his mentor manipulated him damn well. The way he talks about "New planet" sounds like a naive child.
        Most video game characters don't have personality outside of cutscenes (and outside of Dante) so you don't expect Yi to go full Dexter's Laboratory ego on your ass when he's usually so reserved about showing off his full archetype.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bah you wouldn't understand anyway
        Jesus Christ it's like both Dexter and Scrooge McDuck joined together.

        It's kinda sad that the secondary quests/sitcoms have more personality in them than the main story. This is why I think a main story where your characters need to act firm and proper somehow end up sabotaging the charm of your story.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >realize that if you don't find shennong when you're supposed to he'll just magically turn up on the doorstep of the pavillion
        This game is really too kind to people.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God finally frick this fat frick killed me like 20 times frick her and 2 attack thing that it's 90% of her damage because for some reason it's faster than any other movement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good job, anon!

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    need Heng gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't we all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro, you pedophiles are getting kinda annoying
      can't you keep it to your own threads?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's my own thread.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real Heng hours

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hengs

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He seemed to have animosity specifically towards her. In flashbacks later in the game you can see that these two already didn't like each other.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which flashbacks reveal their relationshit together? The flashbacks besides Yi and Heng don't reveal much tbh that's why I think an extended prequel and an alternate universe where Yi manages to get Heng on the spaceship would be the way to do DLC/expansions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The council logs show she was a b***h to him as soon as he joined the Sols
        Granted, Yi has no real moral high-ground over her so he's just him being a vindictive manlet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's just a couple of lines. I'm fishing hard for a justification because I really like the game and this is definitely an odd spot in it. I guess it's also pretty early on in the game and his temper seems to moderate the further in you get.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think the old man should have been the first boss cause Yi's lack of patience really helped him get over his bullshit. Otherwise towards the end he seems more capable of talking to everyone and trying to reason as opposed to in the beginning when he really was out for blood and nothing else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it's entirely Goumang's fault for being an obnoxious c**t for zero reason for 500 years and getting exactly what she deserved
      Yi personally doesn't seem to care until all her b***hing pisses him off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's zero reason because they never go indepth into it, sadly

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *does nothing*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He literally created a nuke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no optional Fangshi Master Lear superboss fight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was probably one of the unreached crowdfunding goals.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My headcanon about the reason why Ji forced Yi to fight him is Ji being a Sojourner (Lear's group) so when the dude who taught his mentor the Fangshi skills through timespace tao frickery shows up on his doorstep he just has to fight him as the most worthy opponent to finally end his life

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how exactly does the bullshit about Yi teaching Lear kung-fu skills work? Back To The Future logic, but more convoluted?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first meeting with Lear he says the place they are in is a timeless realm

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYu7hWVThCU

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A few songs have been stuck in my head, that is one of them. Another one is the antique vinyl record song that Yi sings along to. I'm imagining Yi smashed on sweet peach blossom wine at karaoke night.

      >MILLENIUM MOMENT, YOUR CHAINS STILL MATTERED!
      >MIRRENIUM MONEMT, YUOR THOUGHTS UNFETTERED!
      And if you try talking about it the next day he will think you're making shit up, because he was too wasted to remember.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he will think you're making shit up, because he was too wasted to remember.
        That's when you pull out your phone and enjoy his reaction when you show him the pictures and videos taken of last night's booze-fueled debauchery.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What would Goumang’s reaction be if she saw that pic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She'd struggle with finding Yi attractive after having hated him for so long. She'd be weirded out, confused, angry and flustered, all at the same time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ojou-san "Ohhho-ho-ho-ho!" type laughter while partially covering her mouth with a wing.
            voca.ro/1eHGU4pUvHTo
            >"So *that's* how you got your spot on the Council! Ha. I always knew it wasn't because of your "scientific achievments."

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Look at that smug c**t, she’d peg him for sure

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who do I destroy to make this reality come true

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The great tao itself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eigong (pre-virus)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then apemen would never be harvested and genemodded and shuan2 wouldn't have been born, and solarians probably wouldn't even bother with blue dot planet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's sad that video games still don't release their source code in 2024, despite this being made in Unity it's still a pain to mod properly.
        I mean you guys could add a VN, even do a better job with it through AI voice acting. The graphics are right there, you can just add CGs and be done with it. There isn't animation for the CGs, it's just floating in the wind squash & stretch animation you expect out of Live3D and Adobe Effects.

        All you have to do is pay someone to painstakingly edit and add in VN elements

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically, I've not been interested in modding until Nine Sols. Even Hollow Knight's modding scene didn't interest me, but I've been left wanting so much that I'll happily accept bullshit kaizo level platforming, or shittily balanced custom bosses, just to get a crumb of more Nine Sols

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly not much to mod unless you want to painfully balance things, and again you need to be able to level build in a Metroidvania, not just add extra needless bullshit. I'm still weirded out that Metroid doesn't have an Alien reksin. Reskins are easy. (as long as the hitboxes match).
            Freedom Planet 2 still feels like it had one extra secret ending because Merga saves Lilac at the end, but the scene is completely missing about how she saved her and where the frick did Merga disappear to.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The "easiest" thing to mod is filling up the backstory canon with extra fluff inbetween the logs and Sols' backstories. With AI it shouldn't be impossible.
            However if you attempt serious shit like trying to rewrite the whole story cause you made his sister be the crazy scientist atheist and Yi the dumbass or make the sister come on the ship then good luck messing with the story in a way that isn't convoluted. Even writing a story is hard, but not as hard as programming & drawing graphics by hand.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Yi even after their Sol Seals if all he wanted was blood? wtf was he going to do with them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to shut down the roots, stop skipping all the text

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He needs them to take control of New Kunlun. That’s how he’s able to start the lightspeed jump back to Panglei

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Yi so frickable?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because gato = sexo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see Yi act demure while forcefully performing after being dragged on by Nuwa and Fuxy!

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happens in the neutral end (beside going back to Panglai with your apeman sex toy), does Yi find a cure for the virus or just lives whatever he has left?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the true ending tied to getting every item on the map, or giving every story item to npcs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's tied to giving most (not all) items to shuanshuan and giving everything to shennong, everyone else is optional afaik

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guess ill stop giving items to kid, dont want to get true ending before seeing the normal first

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you meet the true ending conditions, you get a dialogue prompt just before the final fight that lets you pick which ending you want.
          apeman option = true end, solarian option = normal end

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah cool, then i guess i got nothing to worry about. Thanks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I instinctively chose apemen because they did nothing wrong ever.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just started this game. What do you think the apeman meat cubes taste like?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pork and unflavored gelatin

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S
    FUICKING
    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


    This took me 200-ish attempts.

    My final rating for the game is a 8/10.
    Could have been a 9/10 if Eigong's fight didn't force you to change your entire playstyle if you haven't been doing what the developers intended.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that title screen change at the end
      >the music that accompanies it

      THIS GAME IS SO FRICKING GOOD
      Frick, I really hope they make a (spiritual) sequel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GG anon, you've officially mastered the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick i just realised i walked with a couple thousand gold thinking i don't have shit to buy and i forgot to buy all the vials from the 3d printer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Could have been a 9/10 if Eigong's fight didn't force you to change your entire playstyle if you haven't been doing what the developers intended.
      It's honestly been really frustrating watching people, especially "speedrunner" types, insist on playing a traditional dodge and strike gameplay style and try as much as possible to ignore parrying and talismans. Things only get worse when the unbound counter enters the mix and suddenly these pro gamers are struggling more than less skilled players who try to do things the intended way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been watching fireb0rn play, and despite being a Hollow Knight guy he's picked up on the parrying just fine.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    giwtwm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the STDs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its all fricked anyway, might as well enjoy it

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God damn, that twins fight really ramps up out of fricking nowhere.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where did she learn to dance like that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Power of science

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was at the club learning the secrets of the trade when your great-grandfather was still a sperm in your great-great-grandfather's ballsack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You still have much to learn, my student. Observe!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you move so confidently... But can you do the moves?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll krump with you, my student

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why Yo couldn't get a beam katana like his teacher?
    Art of Yi with travis touchdown outfit and beam katana when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has a fricking summon sword, he doesn't need a physical weapon.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jigays want to frick this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically still looks cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd kiss him and tell him how it feels like kissing a raisin before kissing him again but harder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i mean tbf literally every non-human animal looks fricked up if you strip them of fur

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >twink manhag
      i've legitimately dreamed of this before

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God damn it, how do i fap to sexy dancing cats now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      come back later

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its even worse now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          come back even later

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crop tool

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's her expression is supposed to convey? Is this sad surprise, or what? Feels very out of character, even when directly insulted by Yi she kept a straight face and continued to believe in her own rightness

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"I thought you were based, not cringe!"

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know, after spending an entire week fighting Eigong and finally having beaten her, I suddenly feel very, very bored.
    Never thought I'd say this, but I want more Eigong. How do I fill this empty feeling in my chest?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from just saying to play Sekiro (assuming you haven't alread), it's hard to find any game that can fill the void of Eigong. I'd recommend Ato if you want more eastern themed metroidvanias, but don't expect it to be near the quality of Nine Sols.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but plus from what I've heard Sekiro isn't even a metroidvainia, it's a third person game
        that is, if the anons here aren't talking about another game named Sekiro that's much more obscure

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sekiro is just a 3rd person action game. I'd hesitate to even call it a Souls game since the combat is so much more focused and refined.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sekiro isn't a metroidvania, yeah. I recommended Sekiro purely to fill the want for more parry combat, and recommended Ato purely for it being an asian metroidvania

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait... science is... le bad?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >harvesting millions of brains of a sentient race is…le evil…?

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jej

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the passanger tokens random drops?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. There are seven tokens. I remember the pink solarian girl's token is not dropped by a mutant, it's in a vent in the research center. You will have to do what I did and go back and search the maps and kill every single mutant to get the tokens you missed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got 5 out of 7 tokens, im pretty sure some of them are random drops, so far only found on the ground by itself

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't really hear it over the sound of my own heart beating at 60 miles an hour, but Yi's theme goes really hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I couldn't really hear it over the sound of my own heart
      you mean because it never starts playing due to being killed in 3 seconds by a boss that spends more time offscreen than being on screen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Phase 3 really isn’t that hard. I found it easier than phase 2

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >phase where boss has free hits on you and doesn't give nearly any retaliation time is easier than phase where you get free damage on boss instead due to everything being red and requiring unbound parry
          bullshit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The judgement cuts are piss easy to parry and dodge. They literally follow the same 2 patterns every time

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >asian game
    >80% of characters, including the protagonist, are some manner of sadistic psychopath
    Why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Outside of Jiequan most of the sols are just buttholes. I wouldn’t call them sadistic psychopaths

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would hardly call the stuff the people do just asshollery.

        Western softheartedness is REALLY rare. There have been only a few periods across the entirety of human history where people didn't actively try to murder each other and any form of violence or aggression is looked down upon.

        I'm not gonna say westerners have better writing (nowadays), but it's really weird how 90% of asian media is literally only one of two types
        >Murder is always bad, even when it's an genocidal monster, you need to forgive him and let him away with everything
        and
        >Horrifically murder everyone that inconveniences you, sadistic torture and sentencing someone to a fate worse than death for no reason other than your personal pleasure is justified if someone is your enemy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >, sadistic torture and sentencing someone to a fate worse than death for no reason other than your personal pleasure is justified if someone is your enemy
          that's correct

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Western softheartedness is REALLY rare. There have been only a few periods across the entirety of human history where people didn't actively try to murder each other and any form of violence or aggression is looked down upon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much this. Western values aren't universally held, and they haven't even held very long in the west either. Most other cultures look at you as an easy mark at best

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a big fan of Yape (nb: "Yape" means "Yi rape" in the Yi rape fandom)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isnt he the cutest rape bait?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you will fricking die

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yi......
          pretend this image is Jiequan

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do i get through the rest of sky tower? I completed the whole empyrean area, but cant figure that part out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nvm, figured it out

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the first boss Yingzhao, is it normal for him to curbstomp the shit out of you first time?
    He’s a good tutorial for the importance of hanging on for a block and timing your dash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. He teaches you how to parry properly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is it normal for him to curbstomp the shit out of you first time
      Don't worry, every boss will be like this. Have fun!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yingzhao killed me like 20+ times. Every other boss besides Eigong only killed me 3-8 times

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yingzhao killed me like 20+ times. Every other boss besides Eigong only killed me 3-8 times

        Honestly i'm just more relieved that means the boss/game is hard and I'm not shit at it.
        Yeah he definitely got me 10+ times too, his moveset is quite easy but most of the enemies so far have been reasonably easy so I guess Zhao was more of a shock to the system

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and I'm not shit at it.
          say this again when you get to the last boss lmao

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of fighting Tianhou, we should embrace it

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get abducted by hot cat girls
    >they kill and butcher you for meat
    God damn it monkey paw, not like this

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Words words words
    Get fricked buckley

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which way ape man?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one thats soft and fluffy and actually a female

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you require your women to be female that just shows your weakness of will and inability to make manifest that which is rightfully yours
        refusing to have sex with men is the most homosexual act possible

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally beat Jiequan. Glad I poisoned him. Frick.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my friend has yet to take the unbounded parry pill and he's made it to the end of the game, tanking almost every red attack he can't tai chi parry... I fear he will not survive eigong...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t understand how people don’t use it. It’s easy as frick to use on Jiequan and Fuxi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there any more lore on kanghui beyond he was a noble and almost immortal

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game contains fictional countries/civilizations
    >autists immediately scrounge to find real life counterparts
    To what end

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was some hag scientist so fricking strong?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was probably using the same jade system yi was using.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am i supposed to do something here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry about it just yet, trust the great tao to show you the way when the time comes 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe try smashing it open with a bowling ball

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the final solarian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they bury him on earth's soil, will the eternal root grow from his corpse?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The virus only has genetic material from the Root, but it isn't the Root. You'd need to plant a piece of the Root itself on Earth for it to grow.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn. I was hoping Fusang would grow on Earth and uplift cats to Solarians again so we could have a happy Human+Solarian coexistence future.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sadly, magic tao roots ain't real. You're just gonna have to become a geneticist and create the next evolution of cats yourself for future generations to coexist with. Rev up those CRISPR starter kits.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But CRSPR is a flamethrower

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >we will never get inter species human/solarian relationships.
            Frick the Tao

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, rate from easiest to hardest for me:
    Jiaoduan
    Shuigui
    Shangui
    The Living Weapon Boss
    The Miner Bot boss
    Kanghui
    Ghost Ninja Boss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cixen >

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        re-read the question

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well since nobody has any input I will user my own order for difficulty

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guarantee people wouldn't be so mad at Eigong if her attacks did like a quarter less damage. Even if you parry, she still deletes your health bar in the form of internal damage unless it's precise every time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just keep perfect parrying and it will recover

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?list=PL_8erlYwmaumhopXa1Y1Qcz4XjTjQQZXV&t=147

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fuxi was right about the whole 'destroy New Kunlun'
    Mutants really were the next stage of evolution
    >Inb4 Nuwa just imagined it
    Cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eigong how the frick are you getting WiFi in hell?

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blind

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both the bot and merchant dying one after another seems both pointless and cruel. I feel like the game is too edgy from time to time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These devs are so edgy, their previous game got delisted from steam it was actually because of a xie jinping winnie the pooh joke but still

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I feel like the game is too edgy
      yes it's based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also i dunno what they were expecting when bot just ignored the warning and went to hug the pitbull and merchants thought he was hot shit despite zero combat experience and jobbed to a far easier version of boss you already fought

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where do i get the character entry 15? Thats the only one im missing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's past the point of no return.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im fighting the final boss in normal ending and still dont have it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh then you fricked up, but once you kill her you can go back to before the point of no return

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chaining unbound counters on eigong
    >using arrows to stagger her bullshit
    >building up so much internal damage i can finish phase 1 with a single talisman
    >when the third phase just clicks
    what a boss fight. I haven't felt like this in a long time. hope the devs make more action games instead of horror slop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >horror slop
      Gonna be real, a lot of the especially pointless deaths felt like they were there just for shock value. Still liked Lady Ethereal's stage (except that last part before the platforming section ends) but a friend played it and to him it felt like tacky sonic.exe shit, which I cannot blame him for. Jiequan and Goumang's defeat were definitely someone's fetish though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shanhai 9000 was being a stubborn moron from the start and the merchant got what he wanted at the end. it fits the theme of the game that he isn't upset about dying, just glad Yi is there to free his brother

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They could have at least animated Shanhai 9000's death better, if nothing else, but they clearly were on a tight budget. I really want to see thst artbook and what content got cut.

          >Goumang
          Really annoyed how shes technically alive, but never mentioned again

          There are so many conversations that go on beside Goumang's tree that give background to her and her clan that I have to believe her presence in the pavillion was cut for time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >believe her presence in the pavillion was cut for time.
            Devs should have let you use her as a flying mount to teleport around the map

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Goumang
        Really annoyed how shes technically alive, but never mentioned again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry anon she was forcibly returned to the Tao along with all of the island

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her segment will be playable in the DLC

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            source?
            cute panties

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >disappears if you leave and come back
          >is somehow there in the exact same spot in true ending despite that
          >has a supposed cut second phase
          was goumang a late addition to the game? she's the only sol to have this type of stuff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She gets consumed by the mutant roots

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            imagine the things these tentacles be doing to to her

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i havent seen these characters before now. they are cute shame the story is edgy i'd give their game a try

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy to think about how many cultural paradigm shifts we would skip if we never had to worry about where we got our energy. No pollution, no oil wars, no respiratory diseases during the industrial revolution, just remember to water your magic root.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also frick you op for putting a spoiler as the op burn in hell homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that's an important element for the story beyond shock value, you'll be fine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care I hate stupid Black folk like that. You could just post it in a spoiler image but no they have to be fricking idiots.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NOOO THE FIRST BOSS OF THE GAME DIES keep crying Black person

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual b***h

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't even care about the game anymore anyway because of frickin spoiler gays like you. What if I saw this character and wanted to see more of her. Now I know this is it.

              Every NPC whos not an apeman or fat dies
              Eigong created the virus
              Apemen return to earth on the true ending
              Heng dies alone
              Yi was responsible for harvesting apemen brains
              You will always be brown

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you will always be a moronic homosexual lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but I'm an unspoilered moronic homosexual so I'll always be one step ahead of you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I told you I already got spoiled about what i cared about and that was the cute girl dying. Wow nothing else matters to me now about your moronic game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                keep replying b***h Black person. show me how not mad you are

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You could make me more mad by posting more art of the cute girl dying I guess lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >MORE mad
                no I think my work here is done

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't make me mad I already said you're just a homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok fine here's more of her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I already looked up to see if their was more gore of her on e621 by the time I scrolled through the thread. I won end the end by finding a cute girl to look for art too and calling spoiler gay's idiots.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I won end the end
                >spoiler gay's

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shit frick you. You did make me mad I can't even type right atm. Thanks for at least helping me kill the thread a bit faster I guess.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its alright mate we all get caught up in it. its all good bants see you next thread

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I ain't returning to your fricking threads. You people are just Black folk circlejerking over edgeslop.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                forgot to add I'm trans

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's a apeman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Humans

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What kinda virus is it that eigong made

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even care about the game anymore anyway because of frickin spoiler gays like you. What if I saw this character and wanted to see more of her. Now I know this is it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ACK

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jokes on you I like guro stuff. I don't like spoilers though lol

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All these fem Yis are making me wonder what fem Jiequan might look like (also yes)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kill him? Yeah

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does this compare to other 2d metroidvanias like aeterna noctis (the best one ever made) or hollow knight

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He killed millions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well yea he's made to be a edgy moron just like the players who like this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And he was raped by Jiequan millions of times.
      There, the world comes back to its natural order!

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just read the short manga thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fug

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The mom looks kinda like a sneasel

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this character didn't die I wouldn't be mad. How hard is that to understand spoilergay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But no edgeslop doesn't understand shit about making a appealing story. It just wastes good designs for shock value.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you were leaving

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm killing your thread homosexual. Suck my wiener b***h.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But because the designs good means she will get more art and I can ignore the actual game she's in

      I'm killing your thread homosexual. Suck my wiener b***h.

      You're just a stupid fricking homosexual op lmao

      do you think she lays eggs or nah haha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’s a cat. She’s not actually a bird

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but she modifed herself to be part bird maybe she feeds her apemen with crop milk imagine lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You gave me a idea for a pic I know that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What’s it gonna be

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably some incest with her son and then her laying an egg.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But because the designs good means she will get more art and I can ignore the actual game she's in

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be brown
    >make a beeline to thread about game I never played
    >open the OP image, try to read it out loud (my english isn't very good)
    >its a screenshot from the game
    >ape(man) out for the last 100 posts of the thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least I can take solace in that I've never spoiled a video game once in my 10 years on being on this board.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank you for your service Pedro! I'm so glad I can spoil people about games I played without worrying about getting spoiled myself with nice people like you around

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jokes on you I'm actually a black man. I have a sneasel pfp on discord if we ever meet. 🙂

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're just a stupid fricking homosexual op lmao

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    help where do I go after the first boss and saving chubby cat guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should be able to parry a statue near the pavilion to access a new area if you haven't gone there already

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >threadshitter avatargays as in-game character
    we belong on /vg/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You belong on Ganker. wienersucker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget you're here forever Jaquarius

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish my name wasn't the most white black name sometimes..
          Also I will at least check out the music for this game. I do wish I could like edgeslop but I can't unless it's porn really.

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