Nine Sols

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The good times.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sweet memories

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a Ji game thoughbeit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is she so cute?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thumbnail makes him look pretty round

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a Solarian's size decreases, their cuteness increases exponentially. This is Ji's secret to his power.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LE DERIVATIVE SOULS SLOP HOLLOWLIKE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that explains why that game looks so janky

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >game made by two thai ladyboys
        can anyone debunk this?

        That explains a lot.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pedophile sees child abuse everywhere because he's a pedophile
          get help

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The image post you're replying to is for another game.
          https://store.steampowered.com/app/1614440/B_Path_of_the_Teal_Lotus/

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It even says the games name in that image.

            >pedophile sees child abuse everywhere because he's a pedophile
            get help

            I think he was just making a funny joke...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I think he was just making a funny joke...
              Sorry, I get kinda irate about this stuff when you have actual pedophiles posting softcore e-girl porn 24/7 on this modforsaken board.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reddit may be better place for you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when you have actual pedophiles posting softcore e-girl porn 24/7 on this modforsaken board.
                I think you should just leave instead of having eventually blowing vein in your brain over fictional content.

                No, you fricking double Black folk
                If you want to jerk off to e-girl THEN GO DO SO OVER AT /b/ WITH YOUR FELLOW DEGENERATES.
                THIS IS THE VIDEO GAME BOARD
                FOR, YOU KNOW, FRICKING VIDEO GAMES

                DEATH TO COOMERS

                DEATH TO COOMERS

                DEATH TO COOMERS

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you don't fit in

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This game's got nothing pedo about it. Just a grumpy scientist cat and a curious child bonding over the course of the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when you have actual pedophiles posting softcore e-girl porn 24/7 on this modforsaken board.
                I think you should just leave instead of having eventually blowing vein in your brain over fictional content.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >of eventually

                This game's got nothing pedo about it. Just a grumpy scientist cat and a curious child bonding over the course of the game.

                He's bothered by people making art and comments. He's not fit for the internet or life in general since he can't reconcile that fiction isn't hurting anyone and it's pointless to sperg out about it.
                See

                [...]
                No, you fricking double Black folk
                If you want to jerk off to e-girl THEN GO DO SO OVER AT /b/ WITH YOUR FELLOW DEGENERATES.
                THIS IS THE VIDEO GAME BOARD
                FOR, YOU KNOW, FRICKING VIDEO GAMES

                DEATH TO COOMERS

                DEATH TO COOMERS

                DEATH TO COOMERS

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please tell me how e-girl porn is related to video games.
                Go on, I'm waiting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >art of video game characters
                Pretty self explanatory. If it was art of Lady E, you would be very silent right now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, what color is this board?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see any porn images being posted and board color has never, ever, dedicated what can be discussed. Topic does that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please answer my question.
                And while you're at it: what does the board color signify?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did, you are now ignoring it. And so you will be ignored from here on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i just started this game an hour ago but this relationship does seem pedo coded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ah cool you weren't joking about using my stupid meme to bait.
      for anyone wondering it's just this, based on a post someone made in a thread about bo path of the teal lotus where an anon described it as
      >japanese nine sols, which is taiwanese hollow knight, which is australian dark souls

      i swear i didn't really mean anything by it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >picrel
      We really did come full circle... life is beautiful

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no iframes after getting hit
    who the frick thought this was a good idea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have an instant recovery dash in the skill tree.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no iframes after getting hit
        who the frick thought this was a good idea

        You can also parry after taking a hit. Still, feels like the recovery dash should've been in the default kit.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Like fighting a boss
    >Don't want to kill it or make any progress
    What do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pray that they patch in a boss rush mode or that one anon finishes their mod.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back up your save file.
      Also is the boss Jiequan? I don't want to replay the game up to his part

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how are you healing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a jade which recovers internal damage on hits. I don't remember how i got it though.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're way more mentally ill than actual furgays, troony.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best girl

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    somethingawful lost
    join lowtax and eat some 5.7

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, there's no way I'm ever beating Eigong.
    After 20 attempts I've only managed to get 10% of her health bar down.
    I think I'm just going to give up and look up the endings on youtube.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn homie you suck ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      20 attempts is nothing
      Just keep going at it, you will eventually no-damage the first two phases

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're gonna give up anyways, just turn on journalist mode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Previous anons have struggled to beat her, they took a break and came back hours later and kicked her ass. You can do it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had to take a break after fighting her for an hour, because my index finger started aching a bit from mashing the parry button a bunch. Succeeded the next day after letting my hand rest a bit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it for Heng.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was going to be miserable for me but I was able to do it in a few attempts after coming back from sleeping. You can do it, broski. Always take advantage of the true parry when you can, it's literally free damage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I downloaded a trainer and trained each of her stages for 1 hour with infinite health, not attacking, just parrying
      then I beat her 3rd try

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        let's be honest and admit a game is fricking dogshit when anyone even considers doing this. I simply fought true radiance for an hour to ultimately beat radiant difficulty true radiance after a dozen or so tries. parrying was a mistake, dodges can be (and are in many games) so much better when the timing is less strict than a matter of frames but the element of spacing is added.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There isn't anything particularly wrong with either approach. It depends on what kind of combat the designers want to aim for.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            video games are obviously better when the gameplay doesn't boil down to le QTEs. be serious and admit you prefer games with less depth.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But you can dodge everything the final boss does in Nine Sols, too?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick, it's like I'm playing an entirely different game than you
                If I try any that crap I get hit despite not even being close to her animations

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >let's be honest and admit a game is fricking dogshit when anyone even considers doing this
          I don't judge games by what a moron does.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            filtered, both of you

            uhh frick you? infinite health training against Eigong were the best 3 hours I spent in Nine Sols

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, as long as you had fun. I still wouldn't judge the game on your actions though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's hard to deny that Eigong (3 stage ver) is an insane difficulty spike compared to anything you had to fight before
                such difficulty is usually reserved for secret bosses not the final one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It took me less time to get P3 down than it did the entry into P2 and P2 itself. P3 is just visually intimidating so when you get to it, you tend to panic or misjudge what's going on and that leads to dying. Once I got there and took a moment to see that, I got it down quickly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          filtered, both of you

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was his fricking problem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tbh I would also be kinda scared any apeman I saw would want revenge for the heinous shit I'd been a party to that they surely must know about by now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he like this

      where are the kuafu racist memes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not racist. Just don't like 'em.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >UH ALL THE APEMEN OR APEGGRS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM

      Fricking calm down, kuafu

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ;_;

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit happens, man.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    already did. no boss replay mode so uninstalled
    8/10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon was working on a mod

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just realized that chien was the one writing all those duskguard reports you find.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did it bros.
    It's probably gonna be my GOTY.
    Does breaking the map robots do anything?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not really, other than giving you the achievement and preventing shuanshuan from building the fortune teller

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >preventing shuanshuan from building the fortune teller
        Ahh, so its one achievement or the other I see. Glad I kept them all alive, because breaking one would be much faster. But I'm probably not gonna cheevo hunt, seems like such a waste of time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >preventing shuanshuan from building the fortune teller
        >tfw i didn't break any of them besides the one that goes aggro on you and the one that's pre-broken and i don't know wtf you're talking about

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >threads slowing down drastically
    Solbros, it was a good run. See you in the Great Tao.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is normal as a new wave of players come in and take their time beating it. just wait, people will be begging for advice in a few hours

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hope you're right man. If that fricking undertale fangame had threads for half a year we can have threads for at least half a month.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love this chicken.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is mine!

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I use the gene eradicator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From what I heard it doesn't change the fight too much. It makes it slightly easier giving you more openings. Dialogue might be a little different though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Should I use the gene eradicator

        It gives you an achievement if you do use it

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok how to I solve those bell puzzles? I have no idea how to ring all at the same time. Nothing works.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...you're not supposed to ring them all at the same time
      it's an order thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do I know the order?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          depends on what bell puzzle you're stumped on. if it's the one in the tower where you meet that lil homie for the first time, there's an item you get eventually that reveals it. (just make sure you've been finding all the artifacts and giving them to shawn.)
          if it's the one in the empyrean district, it's on a painting in the room to the upper left of the bell room.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First puzzle is tied to an item you give to Shuanshuan.
      Second puzzle you just go to a room connected to it.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some cool myth facts.
    Yi is based on Hou Yi, who shot down 9/10 suns.
    Shennong was a man who ate poisonous herb to come up with medicine. Using tea instead of alcohol.
    Kuafu was someone who wanted to chase and catch the sun. He eventually succumbed to thrist. Apparently that's why he's always drinking in the game.
    Ruyi means "as you wish". It combines with the word for abacus is an expression means to be overly optimistic.

    Fuxi and Nuwa were basically the Adam and Eve of China.
    The Shanhai 9k tour guides are probably based on the Shanhai classic, a text of mythic geography and beasts.
    Some bosses are based on beasts in this text, like Yingzhao, Goumang, Kanghui (otherwise known as Gonggong), Chiyou, Xingtian.

    I had no idea why Lear didn't sound chinese. I looked up the hanzi and it's actually Li Er, or more commonly known as Laozi, the founder of Taoism.
    Similarly, Lady Ethereal's chinese name is just butterfly, which is probably a preference to a story in one of Taoism's foundational texts, Zhuangzi. You probably know it, guy woke up aftering dreaming a butterfly, was he a butterfly dreaming a man, or the other way around.
    Ji was too short for me to search info about, so I tried the hexagram divination instead, and found the I Ching divination. The main contributor was Ji Chang, the founder of Zhou dynasty, when Taoism appeared.

    I'm stumped on the rest though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heng is based on who was the archer Yi's wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, anon. That's some fine detective work right there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xingtian is a guy who loses his head and then his body becomes his head all so he can kill god

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile games written by westeners:

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the Lear translation is a major oof. Calling him Laozi would have made the connection far more explicit and not make it sound like he's a random westerner.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fuxi and Nuwa were basically the Adam and Eve of China.
      Is it just normal for siblings to frick for Solarians then?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based solarians

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          quties!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do not remotely blame fuxi, his sister is hot as hell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Shanhai 9k tour guides are probably based on the Shanhai classic, a text of mythic geography and beasts.
      For any other chinkshit webnovel readers out there, Shanhai is spelled with the runes 山海, which literally translate as 'mountain and sea'. Which I found enlightening.
      >Similarly, Lady Ethereal [references] guy woke up after dreaming a butterfly, was he a butterfly dreaming a man, or the other way around
      That's a really interesting reference, for her character.
      Though I understand the translators since Lady Butterfly would have just felt like an inappropriately-blatant Sekiro reference (and nobody would have connected it to that story anyway).

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish it had some nicer designs for characters. Yi and Shuanshuan are good, but the rest is lacking. Combat is fine but the jump deflect for red attacks and green auro sucks wiener. Should have made it a 2nd deflect for strong attacks instead of jump.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2x more expensive than hollow knight
    yea im pirating this shit homie

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beat jiequan in like 5 attempts was he supposed to be hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't that tough, I found.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly age depended I've boticed through some basic survey (plebbit based though) and twitch streams people below 30 rarely have many issues with bosses purely due to reaction time and more plastic brain that molds fast to the need

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat the game; solid 8/10.
    Some bosses felt too easy (Goumang; Crane-claw.) Others were great with a few flaws (Lady E; Jiequan; Ji; Twins.) And some were just bad (Eigong; Most mini-bosses.)
    Fun exploring the map and the lore and art is interesting. Lots of little secrets and fun character interactions. Can't say much for the map design, but I never felt lost and could tell where I was rather easily.
    Enemy variety was fine, lots of enemies are just 'small-guy-but-big/yellow' but they often have unique designs and additions that make it feel more like a way to let you apply old muscle memory to new enemies.

    Didn't miss any-thing and never had to grind or any-thing like that, 12 hours to 100% no guide on standard difficulty.
    Fun game, felt like one rather than a grind or way to pass time.
    Suprised it's not more popular. Should be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they didnt put out a lot of review copies, people look at it as a hollow knight derivative, and the fricked up stuff probably puts some people off would be my guesses. pray its a slow burn and it gets more popular the more time goes on

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It won't be popular. Not when it looks like shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >100% in 12 hours
      how? It took me 24.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mis-read 17 as 12...
        I started after they reworked the maps so chances are that's why I took less time.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >parry eigong's stupid talisman attack
    >don't even get a single free hit out of it
    God I hate her so much.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im just glad that more games are copying Sekiro's formula

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just entered the soulscape area and holy shit this is pure kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are in for a treat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick why couldn’t I save lady ethereal…

      How the hell did she do this? Why did she do this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The robot in the area mentions how Yi would run past him without seeing him. Was he tripping on soulscape shit or was he unconsciously blocking out all the apeman brains

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dragged into the dream when walking past most likely.
            The brain being gone until the signal; the jumpscare and the entrance the first time around being a tent/shroud/memorial thing hint towards it.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ywnbaj

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be normal, you animal fricking freak, have a nice day you deranged freak.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tfw playing a game with two-legged animal characters literally makes you a dog fricking animal suit wearer

        [...]
        kys, you will never win. feel free to kneel at any time.

        thread is about a video game, not furshit porn, homosexual

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goumangs game, aka my moms game. My mom who was wrongfully brutalized by some manlet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute cripplewife

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dogshit FOTM furshit thread still up
    go back to

    [...]

    you fricking subhuman furries.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be normal, you animal fricking freak, have a nice day you deranged freak.

      This is just a game with cartoon cat people characters. It's on the level of like pokemon or something. Why are you guys throwing a melty over it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats FOTM you pol-chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never, kneel. Stop resisting. Just let it happen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you not understand that pissing off normalgays is the best part

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro at least change the filenames so you don't look as pathetic as the people you hate

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you will never be normal, you animal fricking freak, have a nice day you deranged freak.

    >dogshit FOTM furshit thread still up
    go back to [...] you fricking subhuman furries.

    somethingawful lost
    lowtax killed himself
    shmorky died of aids
    all of the gay let's players trooned out or became soimen
    all of the based furgay destroying helldump/FYAD users trooned out and killed themselves
    vilerat was killed by sandBlack folk for being a glowBlack person
    its your turn to join them all

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    kys, you will never win. feel free to kneel at any time.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did she turn herself into a butterfly lady

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its the ideal figure for swooping down and abducting manlet solarians.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her character is based on taoist myth
      "I dreamt I was a butterfly..." etc

      • 2 weeks ago
        Thought leader of /pol/

        Yes Taoism
        It's from Zuangzi book. He dream he was a butterfly. But when he wake up he is not sure that he is dream of butterfly or butterfly are his dream.

        The matrix spinoff also use this as reference

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stand with Eigong!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. No one

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the loonatard is here
    almost as cringe as the 10buxer

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    dunno why that part would be circled then
    guess anon used an old image lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it says no anthro PORN, not no anthro outright

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yi's ears have bones.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yo FRICK THIS GUY
    took me over 10 tries
    fricker is just SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can go past him and break the shield generator and come back

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he like this

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    (For Ban Evasion)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The great pro anthro - anti anthro war (anti anthros are the humans and pro anthros are the machines)

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw finally understand the Eigong fight (normal ending)
    water flow + charged attack is actually crazy good, I was sitting on this combo all game. was able to beat it with only like 1-2 pipe uses

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick why couldn’t I save lady ethereal…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone is far past the point of saving, anon.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can still choose to save Yi anon
    so he can't find a way out of being a good brother again

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game is Overwhelmingly Positive if you filter out Chinese language reviews, so frick the CCP i guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're being review bombed by chinese bot for their past game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Thought leader of /pol/

      Once Taiwan reunion with china . This game will be praised by ccp for great interpretation of Chinese mythology. And the reviews will increase positive.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man they try really hard to make me care for shuanshuan but I just don't
    I know I'm supposed to like him but I just don't
    is there anything wrong with me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Thought leader of /pol/

      You are furry.
      And nothing wrong with it .

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s literally a substitute for Yi’s dead sister

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid sexy ji

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, someone actually beat me to it. Welp, enjoy Yi channeling some Confucius trying to solve the mystery that is Ji.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK WHY COULDNT WE SAVE HER

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH WOW
    >you are supposed to lose here
    NICE DESIGN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heroes are forged in pain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suffering builds character anon.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The bedroom eyes are pure sexo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      split his ass on my wiener

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was this fight so shitty?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Parry 5 times and you've beaten him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He only has two or three attacks and it's not the end of Yanlao's segment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I uploaded the wrong pic. I meant the extra fight during the point of no return.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did people actually struggle with it? the guy does like frick all but autistic tantrum left and right the axe and if you tag his ass during his heals it breaks him out of it instantly. Killing the 2 mobs isn't even hard since he's slow as shit and doesn't chase effectively while you deal with them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's just not fun to fight against

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's so basic that its hard to get into. At that point of the game you're very much used to long combos and this dude is essentially a basic mob with a huge healthbar.
          I just spammed arrows at him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, where is this? I think I skipped this fight.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          top left of the research center place during the escape sequence at the very end of the game past point of no return.

          If you go to your map during the sequence there's a ! on your map at the top left. Only happens if you 100% did all of chiyou's questline though (buy all his shit bring him all he asks)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's weird, there's nothing there for me.
            I did buy everything and got him that weapon he needed for his brother.
            Was there a third step I missed?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he asks for 2 weapons

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Could it be that he asked for weapon 1, I gave him weapon 2 and the game bugged out?
                Because I reloaded a previous save and I literally can't talk to him about it.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got filtered by the red centaur boss like 20 times
    >beat Jiequan in 5 attempts
    >beat lady ethereal in 3 attempts
    I’m getting good bros…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna say it again: Yingzhao is just a little too brutal for a starter boss. Goumang is way easier and picking up the charge attack along the way also helps. You can even go further out of the way and pick up air dash and find Shennong to get at least one HP boost.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        goumang sucks she is a gimmick boss
        >infinitely respawning mob
        >double boss battle that relies on one being quick and the other being slow so they can combo the player
        >actual health bar is invincible and untouchable until certain conditions are met
        the problem with gimmick bosses is that they are either super easy for some players, or hardstuck walls for others and there is no balance

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just keep running away and using charge attack to outrange them.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The final boss was a kino test of skill. The story is well-told, without the typical soul garbage of collecting 1000 items to have an idea of whats going on.
    I wasn't expecting the credits song to be this fricking good, it was the cherry on the top.
    Solid 8/10, doesn't innovate much as a metroidvania and the battle system is not really complex, but it was really enjoyable to play.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >been lurking in threads for a while
    >see everyone praising and having fun with the game
    >too poor can't buy the game
    >cant bring myself to pirate as well because I know I won't be able to enjoy the game knowing I pirated a good indie game
    It's a feels kind of feels.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just pirate it anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same, but I pirated it anyway. I'll get it on sale at some point

        Can't do it, I've pirated plenty of times before and the same thing always happens.
        Play the game and start having fun if it's a really good game, but a bit later starts to feel guilty and end up stopping and never touching it again, autism issue I know but I can't help it.

        You can buy it when you stop being poor.
        I haven't bought a game since regional prices were removed in my country, but they're still wishlisted for the time I get a job.

        I'm a student right now and can't really balance a part time job with my classes. Especially since I screwed up a few things during my uni stuff.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Idk man. Just knowing I'll get it eventually is enough to not guilt-trip myself. Do whatever's comfy, Anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but I pirated it anyway. I'll get it on sale at some point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy it when you stop being poor.
      I haven't bought a game since regional prices were removed in my country, but they're still wishlisted for the time I get a job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw was hoping some big dick rich Chad would gift the game on steam
      Well I guess you can't expect miracles to just happen to you :')

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when Heng tells us to do nothing and wait to die, it's based? But when Nuwa tells people to party and wait to die, it's cringe?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's simply the way of the Tao.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's about accepting it. If you're blocking out reality then you're still denying its inevitability.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the difference if you die in the end anyway? You go out satisfied either way.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just pointing out the difference, I don't agree with it. The game supports Heng because she's the only character that advocates acceptance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But when Nuwa tells people to party and wait to die, it's cringe
      I don't think the game implies that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But then this means the game says that drugged out month-long cat sex parties are, infact, a good thing. And there's no way that's the case.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, that's the overarching moral message of Nine Sols...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the whole point of Nuwa though is she delusionally thinks things are going to get better. like she's shooting vaccine into a 500 year old corpse

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the whole point of Nuwa
        is to love her brother, anon. Like love love.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think yi cares he just want the seal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we need more protagonists like these, preferrably someone who keeps repeating a word like "chaos" and fools the entirety of Ganker into being a marketing campaign for the game by just repeating this single word

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yi cares quite a lot about some council members, he often tries to talk it out before fight becomes inevitable, sometimes not out of need but out of sympathy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't care that much
        except a certain bird cat
        that was just down right hatred

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe he just hates women?
          The fat homosexual cat did get to live after all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He tried to save Lady E but it was a bit too late for him to do anything.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and Yi will continue stop caring in the normal ending

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /v/, hand over your Sol Seal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will never hand it over so now we must fight needlessly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seriously, why didn't any of them just fricking give it to him? he's root-noded out the ass and literally impossible to kill, what's the point of fighting?
        jiequan had the right idea, but then he too succumbed to the moronation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kuafu gave it to him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but they were buddies even before that, fighting wasn't even on the table. nobody (outside of jiequan) ever acknowledges that beating Yi is impossible.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was confused on that part. Jiequan implies his immortal and will just continually revive but then Kuafu and Abacus are scared he’s gonna die when Chiyou brings him back

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I imagine that dying would take 500 years to recover from again, and respawning only happens quickly for game-play reasons.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jiequan was quite reasonable if you consider the bigger picture. Either he wins and it's epic, or Yi wins and he gets an equally epic kino death.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why didn't any of them just fricking give it to him?
          Ji "did", technically, but he wanted to a last-minute frick.

          Nuwa also did not mind.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>Nuwa also did not mind.
            She got pissy when he came for the second one, telling him he wasn't invited to the party. She could have just let him through.
            Although Fuxi would still need to die as he is spreading the mutant virus by existing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >She got pissy when he came for the second one
              She didnt, she was about to hand it out but then muntant brother got nagery

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                those were just corpse grunts that she was schizoing out over. it's like the voices told her to do it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Was he even intelligent enough to be saying anything, or did Nuwa just make that up?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody knows, but it Eggnogg's research is true an not just her copium, the mutants actually their own race and have a mind

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah Nuwa flipped on it, more to the point she thought she could kill Yi despite all the root frickery, which is utterly moronic. i guess she wasn't exactly sane at that point though...

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just here to kill chaos

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Yi is pretty cool. He kills sols and doesnt afraid of anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek. Nice
      but he should be "eh"

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got game, expected just edgy stuff
    >got many gato sexo
    >got depressed
    pick was me the whole game

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICK FINALLY.

    Honestly it was a real gamechanger when I realized in phase 2 and 3 after I make her parry whiff her talisman combo that ends in a little patch of fire on the ground I EASILY have enough time to dash in jump, slap a tag on her ass, and peace out before she recovers. I was slogging like crazy till I started doing this and then beat in her in the next 3 tries

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what is a sign I have everything for the true ending? Did the final village protection, gave all the stuff to shuanshuan, i THINK I did everything for the shanghai 9000 and the salesman?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you need to have a deep bond with shuanshuan (achievement), the poison guy has to have been made into the village chief, and you have to have found the rhizomatic bomb in the grotto and given it to kuafu

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That one Heng and Yi memory
    You should have gone with her to the seaside, Yi. While you still had the chance...

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    forgot i had to go through the heng scene again for the true ending run in the lab

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what did he see

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He saw Yi naked from the front.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What would happen if put something in Yi's heart hole?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It would be extremely painful.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's a little guy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                l-lewd!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to hug Yi and tell him that he tried his best.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drugged up drummer cat's massive dick

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to HENG

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HENNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OH GOD I'M HENGINGGGGGGGGGGG

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OH GOD I'M HENGINGGGGGGGGGGG

        Warning. Do not watch if Heng is your weakness.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cute

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incest the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and that's a good thing

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok you weren't kidding about eigong phase 3 what in the frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think if you get to that phase its okay to cheat now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used cheat engine to get 100% completion right before the cutoff point. Couldn't care less about le troony exploration and pixel hunting in those large maps to localize items I could've missed, especially in a game where boss battles are the highlights. The loading screens between rooms (seriously, in a 2024 game) and lack of movement options also do not help. (no shinespark as well)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >calling things troony
          Die
          >pixel hunting
          How? I grabbed everything in every area as I went through it by just jumping around.
          Sounds like you just want a boss rush.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly phase 2 is easier than phase 1 just because i fricking hate dodging the talisman dash move where it grabs you mid dash sometimes if it isnt tight enough. phase 2 seems to do it less so it's easier imo

        The flash-slash attacks are the only new thing, and they always end the full sequence (flash into talisman into uppercut into finisher) with an unbound counter. Run the jade that transfers your internal damage on unbound counter and play hyper defensive.

        But it does take a few tries to get the timing down, by which point you should be able to do the first phase with no mistakes and the second with only a few. The fast medicine pipe jade is also helpful here.

        ok yeah it was just the intro flash slash dash bs of phase 3. legit got mugged the first run lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The talisman dash move is literally the easiest attack to deal with in her moveset. It's free damage or Qi charge, every time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh yeah I've been dashing instead of the air kick. I've been using water flow + charged attack mostly, the talisman dash is easy to dodge as well, i'm just moronic and sometimes do the dash too early

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The flash-slash attacks are the only new thing, and they always end the full sequence (flash into talisman into uppercut into finisher) with an unbound counter. Run the jade that transfers your internal damage on unbound counter and play hyper defensive.

      But it does take a few tries to get the timing down, by which point you should be able to do the first phase with no mistakes and the second with only a few. The fast medicine pipe jade is also helpful here.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What food did they eat that caused mass extinction?
    Don't tell me is Batsoup

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None. Old Cat b***h accidentally made it while fricking with Solarian DNA to create immortality.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Full Controls damage is shit, the big 5 talisman blast does not make up for its long as charge. Water style of just spaming another talisman after each explosion does more damage over time and is much easier to apply.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Counterpoint:
      rule of cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used internal damage perfect parry jade + water flow to ditch out insane single hit damage numbers, up to 30% health per talisman

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really like eigong fight because of how dynamic it is. Bosses usually have one or two attack pattarns which lead to a talisman window, instead she chains her attacks like crazy and forces you to constantly re-evaluate if going for a strong attack is safe. It's such a good change of pace, i wish more bosses would've done that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuxi tends to convert his downward claw slash into a reverse claw which is pretty neat.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I nominate adding Yi to the "white creature indie game protagonist" list.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's more off a piss-stained off-white than pure white imo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh Yi's pissed alright.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't deserve to be in it. He has colorful clothes, a distinct design, a voice and a personality. As much as I like Baba is you, Rain World and Hollow Knight, Yi just mogs them. He's not even truly white btw, he's asian white

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry anon, Rain World conveys it's message better by forcing player to adapt the buddhist lifestyle in order to complete the game. If you don't accept unfairness and suffering, or the game will spit you out.
        Nine Sols just shows the consequences of rejecting the taoist way, with gameplay not directly related to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There, happy now?
      Tbh, the yellow kinda clashes compared to the others.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would have sex with all of them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >CAPTCHA: 0TR0

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        10/10 drawing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon, too much yellow
      He doesn't fit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah Fez. If only the dev didn’t have his sperg out, we could have a second or third game by now. What a shame.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhh, hello???
    help???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, she's Force choking that cat!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's wrong, Eidong? Slowing down in your old a-ACK.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mogged

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yi is too yellow to be counted amongst the white... How ironic.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you recommend the game if the only reason I'm interested is because I saw Shuanshuan x Yi porn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sure, but you also should show me the porn

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It got fixed a few days ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >goumang would permanently break

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, like my pirate games are ever up-to-date.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >suck in the lady ethereal realms

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to suck on Lady E's realms if you catch my drift

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate how flying enemies in this game keep hovering at fricking high distance. And why there is no checkpoint when going back to the village...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i hate how flying enemies in this game keep hovering at fricking high distance.
      You'll unlock abils which will let you deal with them easily.
      >And why there is no checkpoint when going back to the village...
      Why would it be there, like logically.
      It's a breeding pen, solarians need not apply

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would it be there, like logically.
        i think he just means one of those non-diagetic checkpoints, like you get during the lab escape

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those floating guys with two knives out that occasionally fly at you while spinning were my least liked enemy type. Like, they're not hard, but when I was just cleaning up areas to pick up any collectibles, they were really persistent about following you around sometimes.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can somebody post the ost rips from last thread
    i forgot to save them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://nixeldrain.com/u/boFisdoR

      full nine sols soundtrack ripped from the soundcloud below
      (subscription quality - 256kbps 48k Hz AAC m4a files)
      Replace "n" by "p" in the link.

      https://on.soundcloud.com/Qgp34x7TL8gMdbus9

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goodnight.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These were good threads when they lasted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything will eventually pass anon, its best not to cling on longer than needed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to let these threads die. I will fight the Tao. Brb

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your blind enthusiasm won't only kill this thread, but all nine sols threads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, I'm going to make these threads immortal. That way they'll be good forever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So we'll be come mutants that all share a braincell?
        Or become incredibly gay?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Or become incredibly gay?
          My fellow Fangshi, this is Ganker.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Worse, we have to accept we're apemen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the threads were filled with chinese shills from the beginning, as most chinese games will tend to
      they were never good by default

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >chinese
        >taiwan game
        Try harder

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah both sides of the sea are
          more than 90% of Taiwanese claim han chinese ancestry
          try harder

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the "good' ending more than the true because Yi lives and is vibin. True ending is supposed to be better just because they frick off to earth?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I thought too, lmao. I guess it depends on your perspective on how the apeman should be treated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There needed to be some kind of closure. Like a time skip showing the apes thriving instead of just landing there, like what they did in the 'good' ending.
      I think there should have been three endings. Other then the current two, there should have been a third ending where if you DON'T min max your love and friendship with your bros and chose the apemen path you don't have the bomb so you see a truly bad ending of the entire thing getting infected. Would have made the true ending feel better if you could see the contrast of what would have happened without Yi's sacrifice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The implication is that he becomes Eigong 2.0 but I don't see any reason why he'd go down that path. He seems mature enough to pass civilization down to the apemen if he realizes it's truly over for Solarians. I still like the true ending for being a human origin story.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The implication is that he becomes Eigong 2.0 but I don't see any reason why he'd go down that path. He seems mature enough to pass civilization down to the apemen if he realizes it's truly over for Solarians. I still like the true ending for being a human origin story.

      The way I see it:
      Solarians are truly and utterly fricked; there's no cure for Tianhuo, and it's uncertain if the mutant strain in the research lab is being kept in check. Because of that, there is no guarantee that they'll make it safely to Penglai, and even if they do, it may or may not be inhospitable for apemen to live on, because we don't know what state it is in after New Kunlun left the planet, after all those years. So, while Yi doesn't die in this particular ending, and gets to be with Shuanshuan, he's delaying the inevitable, while the apemen are taken along for a ride with an uncertain future.

      Really, all the solarians had to do was have Shennong bite a part off of an infected solarian and have him develop antibodies against Tianhuo. Easy!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get a feeling tianhou is a little more than just a "poison", anon, shit is like DNA coded

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know, but it'd be funny if the solution was that simple.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The tianhou gene is literally why they're sentient.
          In the lab you can see eigong remove the gene responsible for their susceptibility to the disease and her race turns into cats. As in, cats like here on earth.

          Which also means that catgirls are only a gene away!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Catgirls
            catboys*

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eigong specifically states that she created tianhuo by accident when messing around with solarian DNA, attempting to reach immortality. So, while tianhuo is basically like a self-destruct mechanism the virus exploits or whatever, they seemed to be doing pretty alright as far as sentience goes. Without Eigong's meddling, they probably would continue to exist fine on Penglai.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Jiequan simply cultivate enough power to overcome the virus?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was courting death.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So I went past the Point of No Return and basically missed the entire Grotto/Grave of Lear sequences/secrets. Can someone fill me in if they ever explain WTF is going on with the roots/Lear/all the supernatural Tao shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After you beat the game, loading the save gives you an option to go back in time before the point of no return.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dumb questions after finishing the game because I'm dumb and forget things

    Why exactly was Yi unable to die again? like the tree roots kept reviving him? why? wtf was so special about that tree and why does only Yi get that infinite res power?

    why could Heng hear the tree roots? also did that amount to literally fricking anything story wise?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember it being explained how Heng could communicate with the roots, but it definitely led to her causing the roots to revive him. If he wasn't pseudo immortal from this, Eigong would've successfully killed him in the intro sequence.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >like the tree roots kept reviving him? why? wtf was so special about that tree and why does only Yi get that infinite res power?
      He got that power after the incident, most likely thanks to Heng. Why exactly roots keep him alive is not certain, but the fact that Leah himself decides to talk with Yi may mean that this is the way Tao has decided to enact it's plans.
      >why could Heng hear the tree roots? also did that amount to literally fricking anything story wise?
      Heng is special, she has a much more innate understanding of Tao, not as a pretentious philosophical bullshit, but as a natural way of life. Her connection to roots is what most likely saved Yi from dying in his late childhood, so they're both part of the Tao.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't the Council play a hand on grafting that chest hole on Yi though?
        I don't remember the exact context, but I'm fairly certain he mentions owing his life to them at some point.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't die because of the roots, but what made him able to get back to normal functionality is the device that Eigong installed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see, that makes sense.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apemen are not modern humans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, they're proto-proto-proto-Indo-Yangshao-Yamnaya.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My ancestors...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if it's cyclical?
      >humans created solarians (solarians with the part of their DNA that the virus targets removed become regular housecats or at least i think that's what that log was trying to say, when i read it the information just kinda slid right off my smooth-ass brain to be honest)
      >solarians created apemen
      >apemen will go on to create solarian^2s

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Be right back Gankerros, I need to genetically uplift my cat.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Kuafubros, is this true? I thought he hated A*em*n?

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This is not a cat, this is in fact an ancient Solarian descendant that has had the Tao forcibly removed from their spiritual and physical being, rendering them as this smaller animal with less brain activity
    >That's why Officer it can't be considered bestiality and I have not committed a crime

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Currently stuck on the Fengs
    >Two flying knives appear when the big guy charge a crimson attack
    >mfw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro your stagger arrows attack cancel?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just beat this boss, and I only ever invested 1 extra ammo into my arrows, so once those ran out I just had to pray that it wasn't in the middle of the arena when he did it again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just parried knifes and dodged away from him and waited for a better timing to pop tali. I did full 5 charge after parrying the backwards slash attack, the window is huge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >want to give you advice
      >realize the only boss that i struggled against enough to form a cognizant strategy beyond "jump attack/air parry and hope you win" is eigong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The rest of the game can be brute forced pretty easily, yeah.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it looks like an attack is impossible to Unbound Counter, it's usually because it's supposed to be dodged. See also Lady Ethereal's spirit bomb and some of Eigong's combos.

      Also the Fengs have a huge ass arena, you can often just run away to handle the mechanics separately.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just look the other way, parry the knives and immediately start charging your parry right after. That move is free damage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I can reliably do that now
        Now It's the snakes that kick my ass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For the snakes I personally wound up just chilling and waiting until they were gone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't get pushed into snakes, dodge instead of parrying if you're too close. You can also use knockback reduction jade.
            Sweeping horizontal snake attack is kind of bullshit, you have to focus on it to time a dash just right.

            And that's a wrap

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sex with every cat except Fuxi

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't get pushed into snakes, dodge instead of parrying if you're too close. You can also use knockback reduction jade.
          Sweeping horizontal snake attack is kind of bullshit, you have to focus on it to time a dash just right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seeker arrows in P2 while the boss is relatively stationary near the center of the screen.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >made by chinese
    why should I trust you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because CCP fricking hates these particular devs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, don't go back to playing bodytype western slop while i enjoy references to mythology and the way philosophy coalesces with the story

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beat the game. I am proud to say I did NOT use unbound parry ONCE for ANY boss fights. It took me long enough to learn parry timings let alone this reverse timed parry shit. I only used it during mandatory puzzle sections.

    I'm based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can also beat the game without using parry, so there's that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was struggling with the final boss a lot until i learned chargeparry timings on her. How long did it take you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like 4 or 5 hours? I was just being moronic and not taking openings, once I started slapping talismans more it became easier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are a real human bean.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really really really really really really really really really really really really hate screen-filling attacks.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at my cat!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to drink your cat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cats are liquid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do solarians really?

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to Heng her from a lamppost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am aghengst that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yi better not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ah-non, that's not very nice of you

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only hard fights were eigong, lady ethereal, feng twins. In that order. Turns out having 3 fricking phases is gonna add to your difficulty who'd have thought

    Goumang took me a while but not that bad. The rest was fairly whatever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only hard fight was eigong*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lady is one of the easiest bosses. She's the Mantis lords of the game. Super fun, peak aesthetic, but simple.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >simple
        I was a moron and didn't realize you could bounce on the orbs. Trying to weave and dodge them made that fight substantially harder.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon... these are the same orbs you used to complete platforming sections

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know, but I had a smooth brain moment.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of secret bosses would you love to add?
    >Flashback Eigong fight
    >Non old Lear fight
    >Adult Shaunshuan fight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lear definitely could make for a neat optional super boss.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Punished Kuafu after you take his bottle. It's the form which his statue is based on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >re-enactment of Ji fighting Lear as Ji's small form

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ji could actually make a good dlc protag
        >lives forever, so you can put him into any situation whereever
        >small main hitbox so level design would stay mostly the same
        >wealth of ideas for mechanics with teleportation and transformation
        >story potential because of precognition

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Precognition as an ability would be cool

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DLC that lets us save Heng when?

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why eigong wasn't infected? Her corpse doesn't produce a flower.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kill Ji
    >get black screen instead of main menu
    Suits me right for being a filthy pirate I guess
    I'll see if I can salvage my save file but it might be owari da

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From what I've read from patch notes, the black screen issue seems to stem from some graphics setting related thing. You'd need to modify the graphics settings a bit to make the black screen issue go away.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw the only reason why the earth has cats is because uncle chubby attempted to cure himself when he got to earth and released members of his species without the virus gene in the wilds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know, the two in lab do go missing in the end. Maybe they managed to sneak aboard the away ship.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, I thought those were just recordings
        Neat!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2cats
        LMAO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          god damn how deep does dorf background lore generator go

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eigong fricking down. Two phases only. I'm not going back for more punishment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But you will feel great catharsis.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two phases
      Species traitor detected

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked the story, but it left me with a niggling feeling that I just wanted to know more. There might not be enough material to cover for more than maybe DLC, but I just wanted to learn more about the day-to-day stuff between the Sols, you know?
    In contrast, in something like Hollow Knight while I appreciate the overall stories and lore, I don't have any particularly strong feelings about most of the characters involved. You grow an attachment maybe to one or two characters, like with Quirrel, but I don't ultimately feel like I need to know more about them.

    Like, there's nothing wrong with having a more hands-off approach to delivering a story, but damn did Nine Sols deliver for me.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not the best OST but I fricking love the credits song and Last Man Standing. I dunno maybe it'll grow on me. I didn't used to really love most of the Hollow Knight OST until I sat with it a while.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nine Sols' OST is one of those that works in the moment, while you're playing it, but might not work too well in isolation. There's still a few tracks I liked, but a lot of it is still more atmospheric than something to hum to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Lady Ethereal's fight.
      It's what carried me through that hour-and-a-half. Not incredible on its own but combine it with her crazed laughter and the background changes between phases and it rises above the sum of its parts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had the same experience with the final boss, too. The music changing up in the final phase just gets me all tingly while trying to survive.
        You just can't get that experience while listening to the OST on its own.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Last Man Standing
      Best track in the entire game

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >$29.99

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats the issue?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        30 dollars for an indie game made by two thai ladyboys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thai
          They're taiwanese. There seemed to be at least 5 or 6 core developers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're confusing this game with:

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >game made by two thai ladyboys
          can anyone debunk this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Taiwan isn't Thailand.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so what? the game being developed in thaiwan says nothing about the ethnicity of the developers? do you have low iq?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can you debunk your own homosexuality?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      30 dollars for an indie game made by two thai ladyboys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no, that's almost a dollar per hour of gameplay!

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay what the frick is up with Eigong?
    Her talisman teleports you in front of her
    Her red slash moves towards you diagonally
    Her three after-effect slashes have extremely moronic hitboxes
    There's even barely a rhythm to her basic attacks
    I struggled on some of the bosses so far, but all of them at least felt fair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh nice, even the big red circle attack hits you outside of its visuals
      What the frick, man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Time to learn how to dodge everything, or learn the parry timings.
        You can do it, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her talisman attack eventually became the one thing I could consistently parry every time. It's just bullshit that you get zero openings for doing it.
      I unbound parried her screen-filling slash attack once and it doesn't even stun her so there's no point. Just dodge parry parry dodge. Or honestly double jump over it parry parry dodge. Or if she's doing the second variant double jump parry parry jump dash.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he so gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He isnt. You are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old enough to be your great-great-great-grandfather

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yuck
    why didnt you guys say this was in ugly 3d

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like the only area in the game like that.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is a door on the top left on the map of the reasearch center. How can you open it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finish the merchant's quest and it'll eventually open up after the point of no return.
      Apparently he'll ask you for two items, not just one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Chiyou? I was wondering about that because I'm at that point of no return and his quest feels incomplete.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I had the same issue. I think I bugged my game by giving him the second item for his first request, because I can't seem to trigger his second request.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You might need to reload the pavillion or just regular talk to him a few times, that did it for me at least.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is there also more to Shanhai 9000? I gave him every map chip and nothing happens.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              go to the bottom left of the lab during the end sequence

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see successful parry symbol
    >still die
    HOLY FRICK WHY IS THIS FRICKING GAME SO BADLY DESIGNED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was it a multi-hit attack, perhaps?
      You can't die if you do imperfect parries, they just cause internal damage that heals over time.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finish game
    >immediately look up let's plays
    >first one I find the dude doesn't even read lore pickups and skips all dialogue
    Willing to bet at some point he'll complain he doesn't know what's going on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, don't hurt yourself like this.
      If you've ever watched a streamer/youtuber play Outer Wilds you'd know there's nothing but suffering there.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the target audience for games about cute animal people in disturbing dark settings?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Edgy teens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gutter oil connoisseurs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made of Abyss fans. MiA could also make a good metroidvania game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fritz the Cat and the like have been doing it for decades, so there's that

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the story?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mortals attempt to defy the will of the heavens and get struck down.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The heavens didn't make local hag frick everything up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll pick it up as you go.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cat with accidental immortality gets wronged and goes on a quest for revenge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indomitable human spirit meets profound mental moronation

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On one side, the bridge is closed
    On the other I have no idea what to do with the 3 statues
    Help!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use the yellow portals. One of them will lead you to where you need to go.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's only that portal hidden in the chasm that leads me to the top but then I don't know how to get to that platform with the rolled up rope

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I might be mistaken, but you aren't forgetting to use your nymph, right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            First thing I tried

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ooooh, I know what you're missing.
              You'll need to go back an area and explore there.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go out the right exit and work your way up in that area instead.

                AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
                I was the moron all along

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Go out the right exit and work your way up in that area instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big spoils: The three statue door is Lear's tomb. To open it you have to find the three tombs of his disciples in this area and the one next door. They're all a little out of the way and each contains a parry challenge. Then a miniboss appears at Lear's tomb and it's the most heinous miniboss in the whole game.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, no, I give up.
    Second stage Eigong doesn't even telegraph her attacks, they just appear randomly.
    I do not have the patience nor the time to suffer through her first phase only to immediately die at her second phase.
    I rate the game a 6/10. If the bosses were better designed and the combat was a little better this game would easily have been GOTY.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get good little b***h ass homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am not 15 anymore, anon.
        In the past I could easily spend an entire weekend on this.
        Unfortunately I now have responsibilities that come with being an adult.
        Man, I wish immortality was a thing already so I wouldn't have to worry about missing out on things and could just take my time with everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Second stage Eigong doesn't even telegraph her attacks, they just appear randomly.
      They don't, there is a tell for everything she does. Stop panicking and take some time to just watch her attacks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick do you mean "they don't"?
        She literally stands still and her red attack appears in front of me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then you aren't actually paying attention to her. Take the sword waves for example, She will close her eyes as she enters her lai stance, then a sec or two after she opens them she does her red slash and follows that with two white slashes in the same tempo, then she will either raise her sword above her before doing one more red slash or she will put her sword to her side and lean forward to do the judgement cut like attack.
          Really, just take some time to watch her, even if you eat shit doing it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She will close her eyes
            What the actual frick is this dog shit
            Yeah, no, I gave the game a pass for all the other terrible bossfights because I managed to get through them eventually, but I'm at my limit with this bullshit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >What the actual frick is this dog shit
              What's the issue with it? It's a pretty clear tell.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose exp if you die
    no thanks lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im going to give it a negative review too

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an achievement for buying all the weapons from chubby?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. The different arrows are all worth upgrading for different situations but the money talisman is the only one you need and buy it early.

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play on journalist mode already, you stupid frick

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm stuck at lady Ethereal and I don't want to continue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which phase?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3rd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3rd

      P3 Lady is no longer disguised as one of her clones so you'll always know if it's her or not. Landing a talisman will always make her freeze and despawn all clones temporarily. For her genki dama just parry to both sides then dash. Catch her in the air for a big damage window.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >For her genki dama just parry to both sides then dash
        To add to this, parry in the air with tai chi kick, it's easier since you don't have to worry about turning to face each one and you will already be in the air for the dash dodge.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I know what to do, the problem is doing it and not fricking up the weird parry timings

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Switch port when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 hours

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people saying they beating the game 17 hours in
    >im 15 hours in and only just killed lady ethereal
    how the frick are you beating it in 17 hours? i'm barely struggling on the bosses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have like 41 hours on it but I also always leave my game open.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My Story Mode file is at 13hrs and my regular one I did after is at 16. Granted I knew where basically everything was the second time around but 17 seems reasonable if you're not constantly backtracking.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna frick her.

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when Ji does his hexagrams you can just always parry the one that gives you free health
    I am so fricking dumb. I was just hitting them randomly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You still need somewhat good timing to always land it

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there another fight at least half as good as lady ethereal or the transmutation dude?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those two and Ji are the holy trio of good rhythmic fights. Eigong is challenging but I didn't enjoy it. Yanlao is honestly underrated.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        game would be a 10/10 if it had more fights like that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe DLC or such could add some optional bosses. Kind of like Hollow Knight's dream versions of bosses.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yanlao is good but I found it too tiresome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on your preference, I suppose. Final boss was the pinnacle of the game for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One interesting but easily missable detail is that she wears her amulet on her forehead after becoming a Dusk Guardian. I wonder if they are going to elaborate on her story.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          woops, meant to quote

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eigong is fine, it's just that fighting a fricking manlet like that feels out of place

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