Halfway now
If you missed it, the good stuff is M&L, whatever that metroidvania was, and Dragon Quest. also DKCR port but you could just play the 3DS version
A game that's been decompiled and run natively on your computer at 60fps with mouse and keyboard controls
Yoooooo
You have to an actual fricking moron to look at dogshit roms being dumped on that dogshit emulator
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100% they are blowing their load on the M&L game and last game announced
Quite literally most of the games announced so far are ports and updates to preexisting games
>You guys don't like Mario games >You guys don't like anime games >You guys don't like old games >You guys don't like new games >You guys don't like AAA games >You guys don't like indie games
What do you actually want, and why are you here?
I CANT WAIT TO WATCH MY FAVORITE STREAMERS FROM YOUTUBE AND TWITCH TO PLAY MARIO PARTY AND MAKE WACKY FACES HAHAHAHHAHAHA IT WILL BE SO COOL!!!!
BETTER GET MY WALLET READY TO MAKE PLENTY OF DONATIONS AND GET THE STREAMERS ATTENTION!!!!!
Yeah too bad they'll keep garbage unfun mechanics
The newest games proved that old tracks alone weren't enough to make the game fun more than once >nooooo the creators of mario party 10 totally know what they're doing
TRANS SISTERS WE WON >TRANS SISTERS WE WON
TRANS SISTERS WE WON >TRANS SISTERS WE WON
TRANS SISTERS WE WON >TRANS SISTERS WE WON
TRANS SISTERS WE WON >TRANS SISTERS WE WON
TRANS SISTERS WE WON >TRANS SISTERS WE WON
TRANS SISTERS WE WON >TRANS SISTERS WE WON
Here is everything that has been shown off so far for those who came in late: >Mario & Luigi: Brothership (Nov.7) >Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition (July.18) >Fairy Tail 2 (Winter) >Fantasian: Neo Dimension (Holiday) >Nintendo Switch Sports - Basketball Update (Summer) >Mio: Memories in Orbit (2025) >Disney Illusion Island (Update Today) >Hello Kitty Island Adventure (2025) >Looney Tunes: Wacky World of Sports (Fall) >Among Us (Update Today) >Farmagia (Nov.1) >Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (Jan.16) >Dragon Quest III: HD-2D Remake (Nov.14) >Dragon Quest I&II: HD-2D Remake (2025) >Funko Fusion (Sept.13) >Luigi's Mansion 2 HD (June.27) >The New Denpa Men (July.22) >Metal Slug Attack Reloaded (Today) >Darkest Dungeon II (July.15) >NSO - The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Four Swords (Today) >NSO - Metroid: Zero Mission (Today) >NSO Mature 17+ (Today) >NSO - Turok: Dinosaur Hunter (Today) >NSO - Perfect Dark (Today) >Phantom Brave: The Lost Hero (2025) >Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics (2024) >Super Mario Party Jamboree (Oct.17) >The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY
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>more than 30 seconds spent on a fricking chibi slop garbage dogshit game
maaaaan this is why i will never pay for nintendo shit ever... literally a redditor company if you buy these games you're a massive homosexual genuinely
Don't you think it's suspicious how once Nintendo openly started talking about ESG bullshit we got: >Vivian trans >Peach protag game >Zelda protag game
And all that bullshit?
Ive always thought that it only made sense to make zelda playable if they made a game adapted to her that fits her character and they fricking delivered. It also helps that i love LA's remake.
Here is everything that has been shown off so far for those who came in late: >Mario & Luigi: Brothership (Nov.7) >Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition (July.18) >Fairy Tail 2 (Winter) >Fantasian: Neo Dimension (Holiday) >Nintendo Switch Sports - Basketball Update (Summer) >Mio: Memories in Orbit (2025) >Disney Illusion Island (Update Today) >Hello Kitty Island Adventure (2025) >Looney Tunes: Wacky World of Sports (Fall) >Among Us (Update Today) >Farmagia (Nov.1) >Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (Jan.16) >Dragon Quest III: HD-2D Remake (Nov.14) >Dragon Quest I&II: HD-2D Remake (2025) >Funko Fusion (Sept.13) >Luigi's Mansion 2 HD (June.27) >The New Denpa Men (July.22) >Metal Slug Attack Reloaded (Today) >Darkest Dungeon II (July.15) >NSO - The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Four Swords (Today) >NSO - Metroid: Zero Mission (Today) >NSO Mature 17+ (Today) >NSO - Turok: Dinosaur Hunter (Today) >NSO - Perfect Dark (Today) >Phantom Brave: The Lost Hero (2025) >Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics (2024) >Super Mario Party Jamboree (Oct.17) >The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom (Sept.26) >Just Dance 2025 Edition (October) >Lego Horizon Adventures (Holiday) >Stray
ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATION ON SWITCH >ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATION ON SWITCH
ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATION ON SWITCH >ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATION ON SWITCH
ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATION ON SWITCH >ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATION ON SWITCH
This direct is so fricking disappointing. No new DK, a bunch of shovelware shit, a new Zelda where you don't play as Link. What the frick is this shit.
>Almost had a heart attack at the mention of "a strange journey" only for it to be fricking Stray.
Admittedly SMT doesn't have a monopoly on those words, but still.
CAM ON NINTEΝDⵔ
SHOW SOME FACKIN MARIO >CAM ON NINTEΝDⵔ >SHOW SOME FACKIN MARIO
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but CRPGs are now moving more towards turn based >the most succesful recent CRPG was nearing pornography in parts
well shit you might be onto something
HERE COMES ONE LAST THING >HERE COMES ONE LAST THING
HERE COMES ONE LAST THING >HERE COMES ONE LAST THING
HERE COMES ONE LAST THING >HERE COMES ONE LAST THING
WHY DOES IT FRICKING LOOK LIKE THIS
I can't believe someone looked at the OG sprites, then this, and said yeah bro this looks fire fricking ship it out
REMAKE DIRECT KEK >REMAKE DIRECT KEK
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NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON PRIME 4
BOTW definintly didn't look as good as the switch could have pushed it
Prime 4 looks good enough though, and I do assume switch 2 version will push it more
actually did they explicitly say prime 4 was coming to switch or tactfully ommited platform?
Here is everything that was shown off for those who missed the event: >Mario & Luigi: Brothership (Nov.7) >Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition (July.18) >Fairy Tail 2 (Winter) >Fantasian: Neo Dimension (Holiday) >Nintendo Switch Sports - Basketball Update (Summer) >Mio: Memories in Orbit (2025) >Disney Illusion Island (Update Today) >Hello Kitty Island Adventure (2025) >Looney Tunes: Wacky World of Sports (Fall) >Among Us (Update Today) >Farmagia (Nov.1) >Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (Jan.16) >Dragon Quest III: HD-2D Remake (Nov.14) >Dragon Quest I&II: HD-2D Remake (2025) >Funko Fusion (Sept.13) >Luigi's Mansion 2 HD (June.27) >The New Denpa Men (July.22) >Metal Slug Attack Reloaded (Today) >Darkest Dungeon II (July.15) >NSO - The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Four Swords (Today) >NSO - Metroid: Zero Mission (Today) >NSO Mature 17+ (Today) >NSO - Turok: Dinosaur Hunter (Today) >NSO - Perfect Dark (Today) >Phantom Brave: The Lost Hero (2025) >Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics (2024) >Super Mario Party Jamboree (Oct.17) >The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom (Sept.26) >Just Dance 2025 Edition (October) >Lego Horizon Adventures (Holiday) >Stray (Holiday) >Tales of the Shire: A Lot of the Rings Game (Holiday) >Ace Attorney Investigations Collection (Sept.6) >The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy (Early 2025) >Romancing SaGa 2: Revenge of the Seven (Oct.24) >Metroid Prime 4: Beyond (2025)
REMAKE DIRECT KEK >REMAKE DIRECT KEK
REMAKE DIRECT KEK >REMAKE DIRECT KEK
REMAKE DIRECT KEK >REMAKE DIRECT KEK
REMAKE DIRECT KEK >REMAKE DIRECT KEK
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It restarted development in 2019. It was always being made with Switch as the main platform. Cross-gen is the best we can hope for, but it will still be a Switch game under the hood
Yeah, more than likely I can imagine. They probably just didn't want to make people mad with it being on Switch 2, so just made it cross gen. I'm still shocked that it happened.
Both 2 and 3 are available on PC you tard >bbbut I want them on the switch so they can stay trapped there too when nintendo moves to the next console! And the next console. And the next console. They should keep remastering their 20 year old games every gen
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first for METROID PRIME FOUR
kek moron, there's a sticky already
moron
>there's a sticky already
what are you talking about, moron?
Halfway now
If you missed it, the good stuff is M&L, whatever that metroidvania was, and Dragon Quest. also DKCR port but you could just play the 3DS version
We're only halfway through this direct. How many remake/remasters do we have left?
All of them
YOOOOOOOOO PERFECT DARK
A game that's been decompiled and run natively on your computer at 60fps with mouse and keyboard controls
Yoooooo
You have to an actual fricking moron to look at dogshit roms being dumped on that dogshit emulator
inb4 sticky
Considering the Switch 2 got delayed by a year I'm sincerely impressed so far
how do companies that have Switch 2 games in development for 4+ years now accept that?
It wasn't delayed.
>no sticky
Why would mod sticky just a port direct?
Because the alternative is 18 fricking threads
so, not like any other threads on this troony board are any good. Just twitter threads
No one is surprised by this
Post gacha bawds
Kuro is pure and innocent
segs
MODS
WHERE IS THE FRICKING STICKY?
good on the mods, frick tendies
MAHVEL BABY
All of this time wasted for games that won't even reach the top ten in Japan, despite pandering massively to them
ports
ports
ports
Wait for the Switch 2
GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
I'm brown.
MAHVAL BAYBEE
Good Direct so far, I'm impressed.
oh nice marvel 2
that hasn't been on anything for a while
FEbros..................................................
HABE FAITH
OPTIC BLAST
WTF MVC
NINTENDO WON. troony JANNIES ARE FINISHED.
MVC LET'S GOOO
I'M GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE~
>vimms died for mobile ports and funko pop games
Yup, I’ll stick with my 3rd thanks
IT'S MAHVEL BAYBEEE
Took them this long to port MvC over to the Switch.
IT'S FRANKING TIME
IT'S MAHVEL BAYBEE
>Street Fighter
>not the original Super Smash Bros
>doubt they'll even say anything about MP4
fricking hell I slept six hours for nothing
>She's a woman
You can't trick me. That's a e-girl
This is now a Tails Direct
Moar anime!!
>post yfw when xbox actually won
YOO A PHANTOM BRAVE SEQUEL
thread going so fast no-one will know i prefer Anya to Becky
sexually?
When Mawvel?
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I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
Holy shit!, Max status?
Hyper Viper Black person Dagger confimred.
100% they are blowing their load on the M&L game and last game announced
Quite literally most of the games announced so far are ports and updates to preexisting games
jp direct had NEW phantom brave, not a remake from nis on the new disgaea engine
>mario sharty
Star Fox ASSAULT Remastered
Surely it will be announced with all these ports coming out, right?
fox x krystal is the best ship btw
i would argue the Arwing is a better ship than that.
No, but I want to frick krystal
>MVC ports
Holy shit finally, only took them 10000 years
blame disney
Disney + whoever has X-Men rights I'm guessing. But it's fricking happening
oh my science it's the may may song!
Please don't be kart shit
NEW MARIO PARTY
NEW MARIO PARTY
NEW MARIO PARTY
NEW MARIO PARTY
SUPER MARIO moronY
NEW MARIO PARTY
New Mario Party, time to see if it's dogshit
Stop with the Mario remakes and games and give us Zelda shit
scuttlebug jamboree
Does anyone actually want a new Mario Party? I'd be so surprised if it were good
PLEASE DLC ABOUT MELIA FRICKING SHULK!
>PLEASE DLC ABOUT SHULK FRICKING MELIA!
PLEASE DLC ABOUT MELIA FRICKING SHULK!
>PLEASE DLC ABOUT SHULK FRICKING MELIA!
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PARTY TIME
>jamboree
scuttlebug playable when
New Mario Party!
NEW MARIO moronY
WHEN'S KERFUFFLE???
IT'S A JAMBOREE
>stayed up past midnight for this shit
Where the frick do you live that it's 1 AM right now
Middle of the pacific ocean?
not that anon but it's 2:25am here in New Zealand
Get a better time zone, homosexual
That's what you get for not prioritzing sleep you stupid kangaroo
WAO MARIO PARTY
How many fricking Mario Parties does a single console get?!
As many as it takes to revive the series
Mario morony
wtf ninji playable?
>island
Is... is this what he was talking about?
SCUTTLEBUG JAMBOREE BROS, WE FINALLY FRICKING WON
Will there be Scuttlebugs?
I think gaming is dying guys
YOOOOOOOOOOOO MARIO FRICKING PARTY
HAAHAHA YEES I DONT EVEN HAVE FRIENDS HAHA YEEEEEEES
IM JUST GONNA BUY IT AND PRETEND I DO
HAHA YEAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE MAKING A NEW MARIO PARTY!!!!!!!!!111
POG POG POG POG POG
That Phantom Brave game ran at like 10 fps holy shit.
>resort island
m-masaka, tomo-
>super mario party
Oh hey boards aren't tiny
No kart shit, good.
Mario Party has never been fun
JAMBOREE?
Perfect Dark and MvC2 are currently the best games in this direct
Super Mario Party Jambalaya
>You guys don't like Mario games
>You guys don't like anime games
>You guys don't like old games
>You guys don't like new games
>You guys don't like AAA games
>You guys don't like indie games
What do you actually want, and why are you here?
those but good
I didn't say that
I want 2D Zelda and Metroid Prime
Incoming (on JP).
blessed
Are you happy anon?
except for the Zelda artstyle, yes
Metroid
Show me the fricking Xenoblade Chronicles X port god dammit
He's in
My daughter Marona is getting a remake??
a new game
I think I tried playing Phantom Brave like 5 times and always quit for whatever reason.
mario pingas
FINALLY A NEW GAME
>40 SPACES
some motherfricker is going to get 3 stars in 1 turn
>Sports with basketball
>DK Country HD
>Marvel vs Capcom 2
the Black person worship is out of control
I'M GONNA BE DA MOLE!
What the frick 20 player Mario Party?
They should just remaster old mario party games, these new ones are all trash
20 players!
TJ """"""HENRY"""""" YOSHI IS REALLY DEPRESSING AND NAIVE
WESTERN LAND IS THE BEST MARIO PARTY BOARD
I CANT WAIT TO WATCH MY FAVORITE STREAMERS FROM YOUTUBE AND TWITCH TO PLAY MARIO PARTY AND MAKE WACKY FACES HAHAHAHHAHAHA IT WILL BE SO COOL!!!!
BETTER GET MY WALLET READY TO MAKE PLENTY OF DONATIONS AND GET THE STREAMERS ATTENTION!!!!!
Sounds gay, make some friends loser.
PRE-MIGGED
>new Mario Party game that has new tracks and retro tracks together
Holy frick FINALLY
Can't believe this took them fricking like eighteen games to do
Yeah too bad they'll keep garbage unfun mechanics
The newest games proved that old tracks alone weren't enough to make the game fun more than once
>nooooo the creators of mario party 10 totally know what they're doing
where is he homosexuals? new wario game?
15 MINUTES LEFT
YOU RIKE THE RPG GAMES?
WE ROVE THE RPG GAMES
Actually not a remake! It's actually a new fricking Phantom Brave game!
I fricking love Phantom Brave! The best NIS game!
I actually can't believe we're getting a sequel!
Neat, a new 2d zelda
Oh hey yet another low effort Mario Party. When was the last time they put actual effort into these?
>PORTS
>REMASTERS
>ROMS
It's the same fricking game
thread moving so fast nobody will know I cheated on my wife with a cute femboy last week
Good on you gay.
Richard wtf
I want a divorce
streamer game
fr bruh this is dogshit nintendo ain't cookin here no cap straight L
i used to have people to play mario party with.....
Brother that capcom collection is fricking sweet
Battle Royal Mario Party
Sneed, this direct sucks ass, imagine NIntendo going to E3 with this embarassing showcase.
looks fun I have no one to play it with
20 player online!?!?
Is this gonna be an Oracle remake or it’s own thing
PYORO WAS FULL OF SHIT ITS JAM PACKED WITH 1ST PARTIES
Zelder?
NEW ZELDA?!
"2D" ZELDA FRICK YES
ZELDA
SIN AND PUNISHMENT 3 OH SHIIIIIIIIEEEET
More fricking chibi shit ports I don't CAAAAAAAAAAAARE
ZERUDA
pyoro stays winning
oh ffs they're still using that awful art style
The legend of Linkle
Zildo
holy kino nintendo can't stop winning
>they kept the shitty toy link
nooooooooo
LA 2?
>more remakes
14 MINUTES
>14 MINUTES
SILKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
it's just 40 minutes
it doesn't need a sticky
>more Zelda
ENOUGH
>shitty direct gets no sticky
princess zelda
>A Link Between Worlds port
Eh
AGES
SEASONS
there are too many zelda games
ZELDABROS
it's that fricking artstyle again wtf is nintendo smoking
yipee
another remake
THIS WASNT THE ZELDA I WANTED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Daisy cosplay poster please tell me you migrated here too
Got you, senpai
Ugly spic
cute massively underweight bmi cosplayer
got any pics with legs/feet
I need Soma Bringer pleaaaase
>MARIO SLOP
>JRPG SLOP
>ANIME SLOP
>ANIMAL CROSSING SLOP
>DRAG QUEEN SLOP
>REMASTER AND REMAKE SLOP
>SUCK A GUCCCCI
WHy am i even here
A LINK TO THE PAST REMAKE?
>more funko zelda
meh
>chibishit will be 2d zelda going forward
Eh, at least games are still being made
ORACLES!
>they brought back toy chibi link in the new zelda
FOR FRICK SAKES THIS LINK IS THE NEW TOON LINK
>FOR FRICK SAKES THIS LINK IS THE NEW TOON LINK
at least toon link is kino. this shit is just awful
A LINK TO THE PAST HD?!
which zelda game is it?
NEW ZELDA
LETS GO BROS
OH SHIT THE ZELDA PLAYABLE GAME
wow I was double right
Oh wait shit this is a new one
Oh wait
oh well this might be cool too but I worry the liberals are going to get insufferable about getting their way
ZOLDER IS THE MAIN CHARACTER
why do they keep using that ugly zelda artstyle
Mods are so fricking moronic
God kill Nintendo
>they kept the funko pop artstyle
>shitty art style
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ZELDUG
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS
PLAYABLE ZELDA OH MY FRICKING GOD
Oracles Remake or entirely new game?
>playable Zelda
WE ARE FRICKING BACK
>not Oracles
I got excited for a second
>new game
>NO I WANTED REMAKE SLOPPA
kys
We got Link's Awakening, we need the rest of the GB trilogy
I miggied
OK BUT WE DONT WANT ZELDA
ONE HUNDRED TEN FRICKING MINIGAMES
7 FRICKING BOARDS
COWBOY LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE IS A GOD
link fricking died
>they actually re-used that frick ugly ass art style
2D zelda bros...
HOLY SHIT LINK IS PLAYABLE
Zeldamaker?!
LETS FRICKING GOOOOO
>THE LEGEND OF FUNKO
New 2D Zelda means no WWTP port
bros...I don't feel good
WHAT IF ZELDA WAS A GRLL
What if Zelda was a girl hivemind
WHAT IF ZELDA WAS A GIRL?!??
Legend of Zelda: Zelda's Awakening
oh shit it's real, new 2D zelda with playable zelda
>play as Zelda
WOKESHIT
WANDS OF GAMELON REMAKE YES
>tfw Euro 2024 kino in one and a half bong to save me from this shit
>zelda slop
ZZZZzzzzzzzzZzzzzz
TRANS SISTERS WE WON
>TRANS SISTERS WE WON
TRANS SISTERS WE WON
>TRANS SISTERS WE WON
TRANS SISTERS WE WON
>TRANS SISTERS WE WON
TRANS SISTERS WE WON
>TRANS SISTERS WE WON
TRANS SISTERS WE WON
>TRANS SISTERS WE WON
TRANS SISTERS WE WON
>TRANS SISTERS WE WON
>zelda games
Ohhhh
nani???
WOKETENDO
>legend of link
>play as Zelda
Of fricking course
HOLY SHIT WE'RE GONNA PLAY AS ZELDA'S GIRLFRIEND
A ZELDA game?
haha playable Zelda
>Mother 3 64 in JP direct
>Westcels can't even get it on GBA
LOL
Wait what?
Black person you best be joking
kek
my hotwife Kuma
GOD I WISH MOTHER 3 WAS ON SWITCH! FUUUUCK!!!!
It is
>No Earthbound trilogy remake yet
I wish they'd make one that looked like the clay models/toys.
why though?
mother series through a modern gam dev lens would have them ruin half of it
why the frick would you want to see the spritekino ruined?
I LOVE SPATS
two more weeks...
>MILQUETOAST 3
Fake since I'm watching both
New?
>What if Zelda was a girl
Hard pass
oh no
What if zelda was a girl?
Holy shit, it's not a remake?
Finally an actual Zelda game.
THE LEGEND OF LINK
APOLOGIZE
>playable zelda
>not named the legend of link
LAME
>woke zelda
You joke but people will probably be posting that on twitter now
I will
Bruh, is that an actual playable Zelda?
>playable zelda
it's over.
WE ARE GOING TO PLAY WITH LINK
ORACLE REMAKES?
HOLY FRICK A LEGEND OF ZELDA GAME WHERE YOU PLAY AS LINK
>WOMAN SAVES MAN
>WOMAN SAVES MAN
>WOMAN SAVES MAN
>WOMAN SAVES MAN
>WOMAN SAVES MAN
>WOMAN SAVES MAN
>WOMAN SAVES MAN
Hey what's so bad about returning the favor?
ZELDA!
NINTENDO WON!
IT'S OVER
Oh the Zelda game
Echoes of Wisdom
THE LEGEND OF LINK
HOLY SEXO PLAYABLE ZELDA
Why do they have to go for the most toddler tier artstyle
Legend of Link
I might almost care if it didn't look like funko shit
NEW ZELDA
NOT A DRILL
Here is everything that has been shown off so far for those who came in late:
>Mario & Luigi: Brothership (Nov.7)
>Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition (July.18)
>Fairy Tail 2 (Winter)
>Fantasian: Neo Dimension (Holiday)
>Nintendo Switch Sports - Basketball Update (Summer)
>Mio: Memories in Orbit (2025)
>Disney Illusion Island (Update Today)
>Hello Kitty Island Adventure (2025)
>Looney Tunes: Wacky World of Sports (Fall)
>Among Us (Update Today)
>Farmagia (Nov.1)
>Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (Jan.16)
>Dragon Quest III: HD-2D Remake (Nov.14)
>Dragon Quest I&II: HD-2D Remake (2025)
>Funko Fusion (Sept.13)
>Luigi's Mansion 2 HD (June.27)
>The New Denpa Men (July.22)
>Metal Slug Attack Reloaded (Today)
>Darkest Dungeon II (July.15)
>NSO - The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Four Swords (Today)
>NSO - Metroid: Zero Mission (Today)
>NSO Mature 17+ (Today)
>NSO - Turok: Dinosaur Hunter (Today)
>NSO - Perfect Dark (Today)
>Phantom Brave: The Lost Hero (2025)
>Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics (2024)
>Super Mario Party Jamboree (Oct.17)
>The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
CHIKAbawd!!
>no tomboy Zelda
oh well
YOU PLAY AS LINK
Zelda sisters?
IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT
FRICK YOU AONUMA
PLAY AS ZELDA
>Sybb's game
>a legend of zelda
>you actually play as Zelda
Outrageous!
No, you play as the princess.
MOVE OVER LINK ITS TIME FOR THE GIRLS TO GET THINGS DONE
Oh shit, Zelda's the protagonist
WAIT YOU CAN PLAY AS THE GIRL FROM ZELDA?????
Japs have awful haircuts lmao
show hairline with timestamp
>BABY ART STYLE
KEEEEEEEEK
You're a baby
Reminder that Shiori got fricked by a BBC at that love hotel.
source? vid?
sauce
I'm fine with it if it is kept reserved for zelda games instead of all zelda games
PLAYABLE ZELDA
>Zelda is the MC
it's real what the frick
also frick you aonuma
I cannot believe Link is fricking dead.
>first 2d zelda game in decades
>its woke trash
A LITERAL ZELDA GAME
Scuttlebros we won
YOU'VE ALWAYS PLAYED AS ZELDA moronS
bro, that font is so fricking gay
zelda deserves better
er ma gerd remembah breath of da wild?
Blame localizers
That still looks bad
take me back to ocarina of time logo kino
ZELDA PLAYABLE PROTAG TROONS GOT THEIR GAME PFTHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE ARTSTYLE
>The Legend of Link
No one wants to play as fricking Zelda
hell yeah
ZELDA AWAKENING?!
>actual ZELDA game
I kneel
>Nintendo is now woke
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>Zelda game where Zelda is the MC
WAND OF GAMELON 2 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Not naming it Legend of Link
Missed opportunity
ITS AN ACTUAL ZELDA GAME
THE FIRST EVER ZELDA GAME
NEVER BEFORE SEEN ZELDA GAME
>Not Legend of Link
Missed opportunity honestly
That would've been hilarious
Looks like legit dogshit.
WOKE WOKE
WOKE
WOKE
WOKE
WOKE ZELDA
THATS JUST WAND OF GAMALON YOU homosexual
Nintend𐐬 has gone WOKE
finally, zelda has a strong female lead protagonist too.
Zelda has to save Link? What the Scallop!?
>finally get a new 2D Zelda
>playable Zelda
>copy + paste + paste + paste + paste + ....
ANON YOU'RE A PROFIT, THE WHOLE GAME IS ABOUT COPY PASTING THINGS TO PROGRESS!
There, a new game.
ANITA WON
WHAT IF LINK WAS A BOY?
UHHHHHHHHH NO ZELDA IS THE NAME OF THE GAME NOT THE PLAYER CHARACT-
ZELDA'S ADVENTURE HD?!
>we gave Peach a game
>might as well give Zelda one
I mean hey why not
>what about we give Samus a game?
>nah too obvious
GIVE HOUSTON A GAME
ZELDABROS LETS GO
I HATE THE ART STYLE
What if Zelda was a girl
WHAT IF ZELDA
WAS A GIRL?!
You always played as Zelda though?
>new 2d Zelda
>in the nu 2d Zelda look
CURSED SUPER MONKEY PAW
I mean what else were they going to make a 2D Zelda look like?
>This is what all 2D Zelda titles will look like forever now I fricking hate Aonumers so much.
>first game with Zelda as protagonist
>It's shitty funko pop artstyle
Did Zelda go woke?
Lmao you can literally see the ESG bullshit taking over. Already a Zelda protag game.
BUT FATHER
SCREW LINK
I hate woke shit.
its ok when nintendo is woke trash
hmmm tasty slop
another day one pirate
ACTUAL ZELDA GAME OH SHIT
>ACTUALLY GOOD GAME
>Playable Zelda but it's a lazily made spinoff
What the frick a playable girl?!?!
NINTENDO HAS GONE WOKE
WHAT IF ZELDA WAS A GIRL
why are trannies so obsessed with zelda being playable?
Nintendo has a lot of trannies
Happens when old men get obsessed with games for little children
Zelda has gone woke
I fricking hate Aonuma
>peach as playable character
>zelda as playable character
and they say japan isn't woke lmao
Zeldagays lost.
>HERE'S THAT NEW ZELDA GAME YOU WANTED, SON!!!
FRICK THIS SHIT
EWWWWWWWWWWW FRICKING WOMAN PROTAGONIST
>Only 10 minutes left and literally nothing exciting was shown
I'm pretty excited about the NSO updates.
WAND OF GAMELON REMAKE
Actually pretty cool that you get to play a Zelda game as Zelda
>this dogshit art style
>but playable Zelda
I'm conflicted.
Nintendo is dead
Aonuma once again fricking this series into the shitter
>zelda where you play as zelda is the highlight of the direct
Absolutely disgusting.
>zelda saving link instead of the other way around
WOOOOOKKKEEEEEEE
Now we can finally bury the Zelda CD-i games.
This could actually be interesting if they didn't use this slop style.
GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>he still thinks Silksong will happen
>Women has to save man
>she can't fight with a sword though
AARON DIAZ WON
holy shit
it's the wand of fricking gamelon lmao
IT'S FRICKING OVER
It's Peach Showtime all over again
TRI SEXO
HOLY FRICKING WOKE
Tri rod? Really? Fricking really? Not the fricking Trident? You fricking buffoons
>Tri
forced pun
>more than 30 seconds spent on a fricking chibi slop garbage dogshit game
maaaaan this is why i will never pay for nintendo shit ever... literally a redditor company if you buy these games you're a massive homosexual genuinely
i don't like the link's awakening remake artstyle tbqh
I legitimately wonder how this will do financially
>stolen away
NTR!
Women won
Imagine a Legend of Zelda game where you play as Zelda
Absolutely terrible artstyle holy shit.
>Having Zelda get saved at the beginning
lmao, they're gonna be so pissed
>I THINK IT'S TIME I GOT SOME RECOGNITION DON'T YOU THINK?
>LEGEND OF ZELDA?
>SCREW THAT!
>LEGEND OF LINK!
The adventures of zelda and her bad dra- I mean "tri rod"
Zelda Minecraft bras
Tri is definitely the Triforce of Wisdom in larval stage or disguise.
zelda can try my rod
if you know what i mean? 🙂
haha
just kidding
unless????
Finally Zelda will be a GIRL
TABLE GAMEPLAY
KINO
Oh this legitimately looks bad
>you are royalty
>your minions fight for you
It's based
>Breaks conventions
ILL FRICKING KILL YOU AONUMA AAAAAAA I HATE YOU
WHY WITH THIS POKEMON PEARL/DIAMOND REMAKE TIER PUKE ART STYLE NOOOOOOOOOO
all they had to do was remake the oracle games
The graphics suck though
CAN WE PLEASE MOVE ON
nintendo really knows how to make the most boring presentation
I'M SO MAD. I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU ALL
Good luck, didn't wipe
>The Legend of Animal Crossing
>playable zelda
>in fisher-price chibishit
its not fricking FAIR
>Play as Zelda
>Don't call it Legend of Link
One job
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
I rally love this artstyle
I too love IKEA video game design
CHUDS SEETHING
CHUDS SEETHING
>Break “conventions”
DEI game in the making
ZELDA
SHE COME TO TOWN
why are zelda games so autistic now?
OH SHIT LINK'S GOING TO THE OTHER PLACE!
>Zelda game is puzzle focused
I like it actually.
I AM THE TABLE
>monkey's paw curls
DAS RIGHT ZELDA DON'T NEED NO MANS MHMMMM
>Zelda is a interior decorator
lmao
her castle looked like shit
Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon did it first!
okay that's a cool mechanic
>They gave it the shitty toybaby style
HAHAHAHA MUH PLAYABLE ZELDA gayS BTFO FOREVER
TOTK won
It's basically Pikmin
>girlboss slop
Wait, you can create wooden doors ??!!
animal crossing zelda looks interesting
>botw item menu
>Zelda gets to be protag and this is what she gets
HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Don't worry, BOTW Zelda will e the protag of BOTW3, coming to Switch 2 on launch! ($70)
good because a Zelda game playing Zelda is fricking moronic. Only coomer and troons want this
ALBW had a great art style I wish they polished that instead of doing this
>People complained about BotW and TotK
Apologize
I didn't know how low it could go I'm sorry bro.
>papagenos was spot on with his """"speculation""""
how the frick did he know??
Shitty puzzle game. Zelda is dead
>playing as a w*men
hahahahahahahahahahahahhaa
looks fun ngl
Reply if you would.
Onahole
Indeed
Stray was shit but I'm kind of interested to see the sonygay meltdowns at losing it anyway
zelda playing the same as link would have been woke trash, this is better
Imagine if, hear me out, imagine if this Zelda but with BotW graphics!
SILKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
What if The Legend of Zelda but you play with Zelda?
>trans rod
create unusual things like a rope
The 2016 Election really melted your guy's brains huh? This looks fine.
femenists won
Ganker chuds lost
>Zelda’s Adventure CD-I game but made by Nintendo
lol
>20 FPS
>Zelda can't use a sword
>has to spawn animal crossing furniture
IT'S SHIT
g_d I love BLACKED zelda and link so much bros
cry incel cry
This is going to bomb and they will never try Zelda as a protagonist again properly
So they finally made a new game
This shitty LA remake engine still running at 20fps I see.
Wait it looks fun wtf??
>Zelda's tri-rod
Ohhh baby!
>>>>>>>>>>
funko zelda
frick off
DUKE ONKLED IS UNDER ATTACK FROM THE EVIL FORCES OF GANON
>Make a thin you can jump on
>Or a thing you can jump on
>Or a thing you can jump on and throw
>Or thing you can jump on
Honestly kind of cool.
Woke garbage
I love Kass!!
Just have her shoot magic. Good fricking god this looks ass.
zelda became good at handling a rod while link was missing
>item stacking
that's funny
>the same terrible menu from totk
>the same terrible art style of LA remake
frick this shit
This looks more like Captain Toad Treasure Tracker
Wouldn't surprise me if it's that team.
Could be interesting since you play as a summoner.
>getting beaten to death with a rock by Zelda
>zelda will never send you to outer space by summoning 600,000 beds underneath you
This zelda looks cool
X (formerly twitter) isn't gonna be happy about this one
SUMMONER ZELDA
WHERE THE FRICK IS THE STICKY JANNIES
Also
>we dont want to make a top-down zelda
>so we made a top-down zelda
frick you Aonuma
>Link and Mario slowly but surely being replaced by Peach and Zelda
BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
APOLOGIZE
we pokemon now
looks way too easy
holy shit zelda is op as shit
If it wasn't for the moronic funko pop artstyle it would be really an amazing game. I love the concept
Looks fun tbf
ITS LIKE KIRBY BUT BETTER
>Creates a copy of a bokoblin to have sex with
I'd rather hit them with the rod
This seems like an absolute chore to play
Also I love worshipping hairy ass and armpits (women and trans)
Waiting room for porn of Zelda making a bunch of monsters to run a train on her
I like the way you think
>let's make a Zelda game
>let's turn it into a NOT Zelda game
thanks aonuma
>2D TOTK
>in LA style
>with girlboss protagonist
This will take the throne as most hated Zelda on Ganker
>playable female characters is now woke according to Ganker
unless she's a bawd in a microbiikini for my enjoyment, YES!!!
This looks soooo good
I thought this Direct would be shit but this stuff is great
It does look well thought out
oh my god hurry up
can't we echo a fricking weapon?
ZELDA X BOKOBLIN LOVERS CANON
ZELDA X BOKOBLIN LOVERS CANON
ZELDA X BOKOBLIN LOVERS CANON
ZELDA X BOKOBLIN LOVERS CANON
ZELDA X BOKOBLIN LOVERS CANON
HOLY HYPE
Looks cute
>TotK menuing in a 2D Zelda
i'm not watching it right now but no fricking way
>Woman gameplay is Sims furniture/home building and sending army of your simps to fight for you
Fricking lmao, based Nintendo.
>That ugly bloom is still there
DEKUS ARE BACK
>New zelda game is woke
>no more princess who wants to be saved
It's a powerful woman
Seems like DEI effect is working
>Zelda can summon monsters
ZeldaxMonster stock is booming.
>play as female character
>this is now 'woke'
I guess Tomb Raider was 'woke' as well?
I fricking hate you morons, I really do.
most horror games have female protagonists as well.
Horror games are for females so that makes sense.
Don't you think it's suspicious how once Nintendo openly started talking about ESG bullshit we got:
>Vivian trans
>Peach protag game
>Zelda protag game
And all that bullshit?
Zelda/Peach games are fine you are too red pilled
No I don't
Stop being a fricking moron for once in your life holy shit
vivian was originally trans, we've had a peach game before and we've had playable zelda before too
KYS Black person
>vivian was originally trans
Just because NoA is on your side doesn't mean you get to rewrite history, troon
you don't speak japanese, you just repeat what the quarter pounder said.
I don't know who that is, but I know actual Japanese players still rightfully call him an otokonoko, troony
He was always a fricking troony you coping moron.
Mods should fricking ban posts coping about this
>he was always a troon!
>Nintendo just made the mistake of calling him an otokonoko in official material!
eat shit and die
Otokonoko ARE troons
>2025
well shit, no way it isn't cross gen so that means no switch 2 this year
You're a disingenuous fricking moron
I accept your troonycession that you lost and got raped, Eric
We got a Peach protag game on DS anon.
These are the kinds of moron I am sharing this website with
We already had a peach game though
>don't you think it's suspicious that there are female protagonists
Samus?
Lara Croft?
Bayonetta?
nintendo won.
>Zelda MC
>Her power is spawning dining tables
????
AW SHIT
Is that Deku from OOT?!
>now
Why can't Zelda be a cool mage or something?
>kunaboto fuming from his mouth at the amount of money he's about to make with this Zelda
Wew
>the Black folk itt seething about girlboss
The artstyle sucks but this game is trad as frick, stay seething snoygays lol
Now all the zoomer trannies are going to be asking for this version of Zelda for future Smash games unironically
>this is the real fricking sequel to majoras mask
>NEW GAME?
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT LIKE THIS
She's not even fighting. It's fine, chuddies.
DEKUS ARE BACK
But can she copy dildos and sit on each one? You know as a joke haha
>WEARS A HIJAB
MASHAHLLAH
Anti-woke bros… I thought Nintendo is safe from the west…
Would have rather it been a Sheik game
>Let's take the most dogshit system from TOTK and add it to another game
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Zelda is dead.
>Zelda will eventually become Link
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
SILKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It is woke, but it is Nintendo wokeness, so it is OK.
SNOYTROONS ARE YOU OK???
>finally get playable Zelda
>it's the most disgusting art style
cute music tho
Finally got the Wand of Gamelon remake
>Playing as zelda in a zelda game
Not a real Zelda game tbh
10 years ago, people would love this game.
Now?
Just seems like they are trying to be WOKE.
I love it!
*Dabs on you*
So, the bird was wrong again, huh?
leaked ending to mario party jamboree
This is Windwaker Breath of the wild, in Toy World.
GOLD SWITCH
Tears of Kingdom 2D with Zelda as main character.
This board will implode kek.
it mostly expose all the twitch slaves that only bark nonsense to imitate the e-beggar they paid this week
shit that switch lite looked clean
why the frick don't they make menus 2D? Can't wait for more scrolling scrolling scrolling for the thing I need
>Big fall game is woke LOZ with hasbro artstyle
Every time Aonuma shows up I get the taste of cigarettes in my mouth
I'll buy it
Lol which moron is going to buy a lite when the new one is coming out next year
ALOY'S GAME>>>
'S GAME
im not playing the troony version of Zelda games
>Zelda summoning a redead
Nintendo won, sorry chuds
Can't wait to scalp the shit out of that Zelda Switch.
It's like they expanded on the 2D BOTW prototype.
moron
yes best zelda. why is nintendo so moronic
Despite my misgivings I will play this like the piggy I am
WOOOOKKKE
>First game where you play as Zelda has you place furniture to solve puzzles and summon others to fight for you
Interesting choice...
GOTY
yes, let loose and party on
>this isn't even the closer
what the frick are the saving
Prime 4 of course.
some question better remain unasked
Star Tropics 2
it has to be prime 4
Pokemon Legends....please
Unironically it'll probably release in late 2025 so it most likely won't be shown
Mario Kart 9?
prime 4 or probably pokemon
Another Pokemon.
Is Aonuma going senile
Just KYS
At least it wasn't another port of Toilet Princess, right guys?
cdi bro won
Now that the TRASH is over it's our time Just Dance bros
RA-RA-RASPUTIN
please stop
jesus Nintendo is the MUST corporate of them all holy shit
>Zelda game with crafting
eh
On the bright side at least the zelda game wasn't this
>just dance troony edition
thats every just dance game
so, just dance
I thought it looked pretty good and I'm glad they're going puzzle stuff again
>They made a Switch lite for this game and not TOTK
whatever but it looks cool
Who the frick is still buying Just Dance?
teenage girls don't just stop existing
Teenage girls don't watch Nintendo Direct
normies. My sister and her husband's family buys every single one that comes out.
I don't know, I assume fat women. It's in every single direct for some reason.
It's actually pretty fun if you like waggling.
It's not in the JP direct, so Amerifats, I suppose.
SILKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kill all women
Now back to the trash.
>We finally got the Real Legend of Zelda
Atleast its not overly girly like Peach's Showtime I guess
Why isn't the game called The Legends of Link then if we play as Zelda?
Did you know they actually paint the dancers white
>Just Dance is still a thing
ugh
>just dance still exist
She cute.
KINO
Just Dance more like JUST DIE
what's with the fat chicks
self insert woke shit
Sakurai is furiously jotting down notes for his next Smash game as we speak
JUST DANCE LET'S FRICKING GO
I hate white woman music so much bros
Why is the animation of the cat wrong? Has the animator never seen a cat jump before?
Crazy to think these just dance games still sell millions
I'M DONE WITH VIDEO GAMES. IT'S NINTENDOVER
ITS OVEEERRRR
Capcom : We need to create strong women, not damsel in distress
Nintendo: we too.
muted
>Just Dance
That franchise is still alive?!
>sorry for stealing your series teehee
Probably the worst direct of the Switch era. Just release the next console already for frick's sake
definitely not the worst one. There's been much worse directs
Are lefties falseflagging by calling this woke?
yes
unironically yes. they're coordinating in their dilation discord right now
of course, it's so predictable
i think this is the 2nd worst direct ive ever seen so far
first was the farming one
zelda can't fight
FATAL FRAME COLLECTION YOU FRICKS, DO IT
I'M TOO LAZY TO BUY A NEW PS2
FINALLY, more just dance lore!
Nintendo destroyed microshits and ponies pathetic presentations
about 8 minutes left
Just Dance is still popular?
>didn't name it legend of link
cowards
m-muh brand recognition!!! prease understandu we not rocku the boato
More shovelware… the direct is almost over
Serious question.
These singing and dancing games are apparently so popular and sell so much but
WHO
THE FRICK
IS BUYING
THEM???
SERIOUSLY
WHO???
women
Unironic NPCs
people who have sex
People who are not on Ganker 24/7
people with friends AKA not you not even in a million years
women and parents for their kids
Kids. Y'know the target market for Nintendo games.
nonfriendless losers
women
women for their kids
senior homes
..children? Who do you think this console is for?
NOBODY WATCHING A DIRECT GIVES A SHIT ABOUT JUST DANCE
>Just Dance 2025
NINTENDO WON E3
Leaks that said there was a 2d Zelda game where you play as Zelda said there would be Xenoblade Warriors! Not the Xenoblade X port.
>Zelda replaces link
>Just dance: "You better watch out boys"
Not even subtle
sony bros dont look
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pirating the Zelda game day negative something
Bro hurry up everyone knows how Just Dance works
Why didn't they use this artstyle? Best Zelda, BTW
yuck
Now perish
wow that looks shit
Meanie
too much work
😀
AAAAAAH FRICKING FEMINIST PROPAGANDA
Fucckkkk
will the new zelda be Steam Deck verified
WHY ISN'T IT CALLED LEGEND OF LINK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I think it looks awesome frick you Ganker.
Ive always thought that it only made sense to make zelda playable if they made a game adapted to her that fits her character and they fricking delivered. It also helps that i love LA's remake.
shit taste
good taste
FEMINISM NEEDS TO DIE
>lego horizon again
I legit had to mute the stream the music was so bad
LAST CHANCE WHILE THIRD PARTY SLOPPA
WHAT IS GOING TO BE THE FINAL ANNOUNCEMENT?
FIRE MEBLEMM<EMEM
Metroid Prime 4. Anything else is going to be a dogshit "one more thing".
Please
METROID PRIME PINBALL 2
>Metroid Prime Federation Force HD!
PSO 1. Please look forward to it.
this is literally the last chance for Prime 4 before Switch 2
The friends we made along the way
Where is one more game
Grown time
silksonggays lost for all eternity
AN ANCIENT EVIL
>lego games
Frick zoomers and gen alpha
SNOY WON WTF
Hey Sony, thanks for the exclusive.
THANKS FOR THE BETA TEST, SONY
>LEGO SLOP
Aloy truly is Sony's marketing bawd
PLAYSTATION ON NINTENDO??
>Lego horizon game
Wat?
Industry plant franchise
How many of you ITT are trans?
CADO
Metroid HAS to be the closer
SILKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
CADO
UMMM SNOYS OUR FLAGSHIP GAME IS ON A NINTNDO SYSTEM WTF??????
>ICONIC VIDEO GAME HERO
WHO THE FRICK CARES ABOUT HORIZON???
>lego horizons
my fricking god
SONY NO ONE CARES ABOUT HORIZON
They are STILL forcing Horizon.
IT WILL NEVER BE A THING, STOP TRYING.
>Sony trash
LEGO ALOY IS CUTE
LEGO ALOY IS CUTE
LEGO ALOY IS CUTE
it's pretty much a cute zelda spin-off game to re-use link's awakening engine
industry plant game
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE MY CONSOLE EXCLUSIVE IN LEGO
eat your snoyslop hamburgers, apollo.
where the good games at
Ah here it is
The humiliation ritual game
UUUUUUUUH SONY BROS?????
>they have so little to show that they are replaying trailers from the summer games fest
Pathetic with a capital p.
>Ancient evil
le black bird face
INDUSTRY PLANT
>tfw the Legend of Zelda is actually about Zelda
WHAT THE FRICK SONY????? HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US LIKE THIS????
This literally looks visually better than zelda's game.
man that direct went to shit insanely fast
LEGO x Horizon
But why??
why is this garbage pushing so much ? nobody give frick about it, the majority of sales are from bundles
HOLY SHIT ALOY BROS LET'S GO
Horizon is a fake franchise
So the next 3D Zelda gonna have playable Zelda??
ohshit
another exclusive bites the dust
WE HAVE 10 MINUTES LEFT
PLEASE GIVE US MARIO TOMODACHIS PULLEEAAAAASE
Wait that's how aloy is pronounced what the hell?
Here's hoping we'll get a based announcement to save this direct but with less than 10 minutes left I'm not counting on it
Playstation gamers can't satisfy Sony anymore
>Lego Bionicle never ever
grim
I've watched the last four directs hoping for Fire Emblem, but all I see is utter slop.
so what's the December big game I wonder.
Do you Black folk buy third party games on a Nintendo console?
Only if they're exclusives or vns.
SONY STATUS = BUCK BROKEN
Aloy on Switch?
SONY HAS CREATED A FRANCHISE SO ARTIFICIALLY SHILLED THAT IT'S IN A FRICKING NINTENDO PRESENTATION
>SNOYS LOST
SNOYS LOST
>SNOYS LOST
SNOYS LOST
>SNOYS LOST
SNOYS LOST
>SNOYS LOST
SNOYS LOST
>SNOYS LOST
SNOYS LOST
>I want 2d zelda with puzzles and dungeons
>NO NOT LIKE THAT
puzzles, not BOTW "puzzles"
correct
eat shit
>no not like that
but unironically.
SONY WON
>sony won by having the worst presentation
huh?
>PLEASE LIKE ALOY PLEASE
did sony pay lego or lego pay sony?
who asked for this?
Aloy is my wife
There I said it
holy shit the worlds first aloy fan
the game sold millions of cpoies, you moronic inncel
it was literally bundled with the console
thats like bragging about wii sports sales lmfao
>nintendo is the "best" of the presentations so far and is still fricking trash
bros hold me i literally cant vidya is truly death
Investigations next?
>He fell for it
New 2d Zelda looks neat. A bit uninteresting visually but neat.
OH YES I LOVE MORE FRICKING PORTS
They already said it was going to be on switch you guys
You wouldn't pirate a bokoblin would you Ganker?
https://discord.gg/2ZtU8787
join to watch the direct together
Frick off groomer
"no"
have a nice day bryce
CATKINO
Running to get Metroid Prime 4, wish me luck!
xenosisters...fesisters... its owari da
6 minutes, don't worry it'll be the last announcement(probably)
>ANOTHER GOD DAMN PORT
>familiar faces from the world of Horizon
rather presumptuous
HAHAHAHA ANOTHER SONY L
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
MAKE IT STOP
>Lego doing video game IPs now that the movie industry has gone to shit
>tfw no silksong
>German Localization
free game
>NetEase
FRICK CAN YOU STOP SPOILING SHIT
No chuddie
SILKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Nikocado Avocado on switch
>familiar faces from the world of Horizon
Here is everything that has been shown off so far for those who came in late:
>Mario & Luigi: Brothership (Nov.7)
>Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition (July.18)
>Fairy Tail 2 (Winter)
>Fantasian: Neo Dimension (Holiday)
>Nintendo Switch Sports - Basketball Update (Summer)
>Mio: Memories in Orbit (2025)
>Disney Illusion Island (Update Today)
>Hello Kitty Island Adventure (2025)
>Looney Tunes: Wacky World of Sports (Fall)
>Among Us (Update Today)
>Farmagia (Nov.1)
>Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (Jan.16)
>Dragon Quest III: HD-2D Remake (Nov.14)
>Dragon Quest I&II: HD-2D Remake (2025)
>Funko Fusion (Sept.13)
>Luigi's Mansion 2 HD (June.27)
>The New Denpa Men (July.22)
>Metal Slug Attack Reloaded (Today)
>Darkest Dungeon II (July.15)
>NSO - The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Four Swords (Today)
>NSO - Metroid: Zero Mission (Today)
>NSO Mature 17+ (Today)
>NSO - Turok: Dinosaur Hunter (Today)
>NSO - Perfect Dark (Today)
>Phantom Brave: The Lost Hero (2025)
>Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics (2024)
>Super Mario Party Jamboree (Oct.17)
>The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom (Sept.26)
>Just Dance 2025 Edition (October)
>Lego Horizon Adventures (Holiday)
>Stray
Thanks Chiki
>female
*yawn*
Tummy
cute pits
what's up with sony shilling horizon so god damn much?
kot
>LE HECCING REDDIT CAT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW
NINTENDO WON
GATOOOOO
Look Ganker, a cat!
SOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FAAAAAACEEEEEEEE
GATO GAME
*meow*
>trannimals
GATO
Gato
OBJECTION
>stray port
It's official Xbox not only won they won hands down, Nintendo this is a truly pathetic showing.
c**t cat meme game for Redditors
I look forward to not playing the games Sony ports to the Switch 2.
>Dragon Quest HD-2D
>The Legend of Link
I'll get these.
RAPE ME EDGEWORTH
ANOTHER PORT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anything new or is it just remakes and remasters? I'm just waiting for an announcement of a new Super Robot Wars.
New Mario and Luigi RPG.
New Mario Party.
New 2D Zelda.
catformers
>STRAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANKS FOR THE GAMES, SNOY
There is five minutes left, sorry the game you wanted won’t show up, what’s their name?
WW/TP ports
it's not gonna happen man 🙁 🙁 🙁
Monster Hunter classic collection
Metroid Prime 4 will never be released.
I really wanted a game where I played as a Hobb- OH MY GOD
FRICK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
ENTER
Stray? More like Gay
WTF NOT THE HECKIN CATERINO
What will happen to the blackedbros when zelda kills ganon?
AAI!
real?
Holy fricking shit
IS THAT REAL???
ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATION ON SWITCH
>ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATION ON SWITCH
ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATION ON SWITCH
>ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATION ON SWITCH
ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATION ON SWITCH
>ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATION ON SWITCH
ITS SO OVER
Stray is literally a two hour long game with zero replayability.
>stray 720p
>Meme cat game
>All old game remakes riding on nostalgia and a bunch of indie games
>No AAA game so far
The absolute state of gaming
This direct is so fricking disappointing. No new DK, a bunch of shovelware shit, a new Zelda where you don't play as Link. What the frick is this shit.
>Nintendo shilling Sony games
It can't be just that.... Direct ain't gonna be THIS bad?
>5-6 new games from big IPs
Brah
there weren't even that many remakes and ports...
Stray but at 144p
it's fricking over
>Covid era s𐐬y game
>Mario and Luigi might be good
>Dragon Quest original trilogy HD-2D
>Breath of the Wild: Zelda Edition
That's about everything that looks alright.
holy fricking 720p
homosexual game
The toxoplasmosis got to me...go on without me anons...
toxoplasmosis gives you test. go lift
>5 minutes left
Don't..
Please Jesus
>Almost had a heart attack at the mention of "a strange journey" only for it to be fricking Stray.
Admittedly SMT doesn't have a monopoly on those words, but still.
>METROID WHERE
METROID WHERE
>METROID WHERE
METROID WHERE
>METROID WHERE
METROID WHERE
>METROID WHERE
METROID WHERE
For Switch 2. No Prime 2 or 3 remaster.
>walking simulator, but with a cat ? take my money
i hate cat Black folk so much
dead yeay dead year dead year dead yeay dead year dead year dead yeay dead year dead year dead yeay dead year dead year
You really FEEL like a cat
*smokes pipe*
EDGEWORTH BROS
God I hate this Stray game. I remember seeing so many women literally cry during playthroughs because of the cat. Its the female onions game
This was a FOTM game that didn't even last a month
There are 5 minutes left.
And people are still going to have a thousand things to say about the final announcement
Hobbitbros we won
FARM SIM
stop posting females. If you're gonna post link twink, post the real deal, bare shaved wiener included
THOSE ARE SOME SWARTHY HOBBITS
>THE BASTARDIZATION OF LotR
TOLKIEN BROS
FRICKING HOBBIT FARMING GAME
FINALLY I CAN BE A HOBBIT
I want a Toy Zelda amiibo too
AAI bros? I-it's almost over
>tolkienslop
>Hobbit game
wtf based?
If you want a tradwife you better play the shit out of this game
FARMBROS!
THE ONE FARMING GAME
a fricking LOTR farming game
c'mon now
I don‘t want to be a fricking Hobbit.
NINTENDO WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES?!
me on the left
too big
WHOA MAMA
homosexual
What's the big one going to be, boys?
Hey was that rebuilding Moria game any good?
something something hobbit sex
>Concerning Hobbits
Absolute shite direct
Even Ninty can't escape the 2024 curse of utter shit games.
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
WHAT THE FRICK AM I WATCHING?
a game about sharing the load
STOP WITH THE FRICKING SHOVELWARE GAMES. FRICKING STOP
RETVRN, VVITE MAN
>RETVRN, VVITE MAN
RETVRN, VVITE MAN
>RETVRN, VVITE MAN
RETVRN, VVITE MAN
>RETVRN, VVITE MAN
RETVRN, VVITE MAN
>RETVRN, VVITE MAN
when will they LEARN?
why are they so fricking ugly
two animalcrossinglikes?
>esg approved lord of the rings slop
What an absolute fricking joke, if they had nothing to show why did they even bother showing at all.
>Black person hobbits
>new zelda
>middle of the direct
what's closing the direct wtf
Tolkien is rolling in his grave
>Black hobbits
Nowhere in any of Tolkiens works did he say that there are NO black hobbits.
farm equipment
>the Tolkien estate selling out to globohomosexual AGAIN
make it stop
>hits pipe
You WILL be hobit
You WILL feel happy
>5min left
>literally nothing
So they're just skipping big games for 2024?
LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
SEXO WITH FEMALE HOBBITS
>Dwarf troony
BLACK HOBBITS
WE WUZ HOBBITZ
Silky smooth 8 FPS
>LOTR Story of Seasons
Literally who asked?
Tales of Shit
WE WON BROS
vtuber game
ACE ATTORNEY BROS
gayworth
OOBJECTION
OBJECTION
gay
You're so stunning and brave
NARUHODOBROS
>one piece odessey
gundam breaker 4
>Port
EDGEWORTHBROS
>1.3 million viewers
jesas
YOOOO EDGEWORTH
>UHH OBJECTION DUMBASS
LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHAD CHADWORTH
UPDATED THE AUTOPSY REPORT
HES BACK
more ports
>ACE INVESTIGATION 2
WTF ITS REAL
can I trade my neighbors for a better game?
Aw yiss Ace Attorney time.
W
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAce Atory
>new to west game
frick yeah
Too late, already played both on DS
>Black hobbit
Kisame... We're leaving.....
AAI2 finally getting officially translated is nifty
>fender not ray
kill me
Official translation?
AAI finally
ENTER
>new localization names
SOULLESS
I PLAYED ALL THOSE GAMES ALREADY I WANT NEW AA PLEASE CAPCOM STOP WITH THE PORT AND REMASTER STOP IT
NEW AA PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO ONE FRICKING CARES ABOUT ACE ATTORNEY
WRIGHTBROS
GUNDAM
NATSUYASUMI BROS!!
MY WIFE
Ganker is not just a clown, it’s the entire circus.
FRICKING FENDER
WHERE IS RESIDENT EVIL COLLECTION
But can we fight Sauron?
OH SHIT, IT'S HERE
I'M RACIST AGAIN
>you can play on soul or soulles mode
HE WON
>>>>>>>>>
Summer vacations were better in the 20th century.
Dangan?
Cool, the actually fun AA games.
>Fujoshit
>investigation
ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Woman protagonists
>Black hobbits
Shittendo is woke and does naked dogeza for ESG/DEI overlords lmao
Looks good.
Just got here did I miss anything good?
New Mario & Luigi, MvC collection and POOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS
EDGECHADS!
new kodaka game
MORE ANIME SHIT FFFFFUUUUUUUU
DANGAN gayS
WE IN THERE
>1 game so far
Black person
frick off Black person
show BBC
Another game by the Danganronpa dude?
>Dangan Ronpa slop
GRIMACE SHAKE GAME
O_o
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CHANGED THE AAI2 NAMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH SHIT NEW DANGANRONPA
is that dongobongo
Ace Attorney chads at least got something
This new Kodaka game is gacha slop
Weebslop
>GACHA
the state of nintendo
IVE WAITED LITERAL DECADES
Dangansloppa
>dangit ron paul
Smash Bros 64 remaster
>Vtuber hair
>it finally happened
>speaking japanese
and a ching chong nip nong to you jap
Are any of these Not Danganronpa games any good?
DANGANRONPA STEALING THE LAST 3 MINUTES
PYORO IS A FRAUD
Danganronpa
DANGANRONPA
Dinglerimple
Man the generic anime slop is insanely strong this time
CMON GIVE US TOMODACHI LIFE
DANGANRONPA
DIRECT IS FINALLY SAVEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oh look, it's the Persona wannabe
I can't believe that the Japanese STILL, FRICKING STILL have no idea how to make 3D games.
>da coomy
dangan ronpa srpg?
RAIN CODE TWO BABEEEEEE
YEEES KEEP BUYING FRICKING PORTS SO THEY CAN KEEP SHOVING MORE PORTS DOWN YOUR THROAT
FRICK YOU homosexualS
SIMON THE MONKEY CLOWN GUY IS THE MASTERMIND
Danganronpa 4?!
This thread is going so fast that no one will know I love all of you guys and you guys are all my friends <3.
we're not your friends and we don't like you
I'm not your friend
I love you too
frick you, regice
i like you too anon :3
great more pozzed censored trash
fricking when?
LEVEL 5 WHERE THE FRICK ARE YOU
>danganronpa but not really
>another animeslop SRPG
I LOVE IT
I dont know why but the game looks so incredibly unappealing to me, art wise. And I like anime stuff
>dangan without murder mystery
What's the point?
>despair
Why did you suck off
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Why did you FRICKING DO IT?
why did you do it?
Why did she do it?
Why did you do it?
did it taste good anon?
You've been exposed. Don't deny it
Why'd ya do it man?
was it good tho
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Repent, sinner
dont listen to them
they are just jelly they didnt suck nogdong
how much good will does this studio even have left?
danganronpa is awful
this game looks like a subtle allegory to gaijin immigrants in gorious Japan
This is by far the most saddening direct. I didn't think it would be this bad.
I didn't care for Rain Code.
>Danganronpa clone
more like a spiritual sequel
it's the same guy
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NEW DANGANRONPA PSEUDO GAME
It looks like the Nintendo drought has officially begun. Sorry we didn’t see anything that cool
that's just what happens at the end of a console's life cycle
>turn based anime slop
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
DANGAN CHADS WE ARE FRICKING BACK WTF
blue reflection 2 if it was mid
>yuritroony game
>better than anything
WHAT THE FRICK
where is Ys X
They don't have anything to end on
>another Square Enix remake
Holy frick.
I need help to end
SAGABROS WE EATING GOOD
I hate the japanese high school obsession I hate the japanese high school obsession
>not an actual mystery game
Lame
despair
Wow that DG looks like absolute shit
>IT'S JUST A TOWER DEFENSE GAME
I WILL KILL THE JAPANESE
SaGa is such trash.
Fricking this, they could have put this effort into anything else
Nice default ass running animation.
NO FRICKING WAY
EVERY JRG LOOKS THE EXACT SAME HOLY SHIT YOU ALL HAVE NO TASTE
Are the SaGa games any good?
WHAT THE FRICK
>AAI remaster instead of new game
>thought it was rain code 2 or a new Danganronpa game but it's just some slop with Kodaka's artstyle
It's so over
WHAT THE FRICK KAWAZU
AHAHAHAHA LITERALLY NO GOOD GAMES AHAHAHAHA
jesus christ SE just keeps shitting out RPGs
CAM ON NINTEΝDⵔ
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silksongbros next time for sure
jesus nintendo, release the switch 2 already this is pathetic
METROID FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE
FRICK
DO IT NOW OR I BUY A PS5
Woof
I want to frick mentally i'll women
ROMANCING SALSA
>Actually good looking SaGa game
What the frick, am I dreaming?
He really doesnt want to make danganronpa anymore huh... im starting to think that he really did hate the danganronpa fanbase
>no sticky
haha
WHAT THE FRICK THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO REMAKE UNLIMITED SAGA NOT ROMANCING 2
ok but when is it gonna be kino tho
>more fricking remakes
>shire game
>black hobbit
im thinking its over
PLEASE STOP WITH THE GENERIC FRICKING WEEB RPGS. WHY DO THEY DO THIS SHIT?
>Capcom delivered in this direct more than Nintendo
capGOD always delivers
Turn based combat only works in porn games in this climate.
MIND HACK
but CRPGs are now moving more towards turn based
>the most succesful recent CRPG was nearing pornography in parts
well shit you might be onto something
timeline battles, aka what FF has been doing since the 80s
>Haha, serves her right!
ENOUGH WITH THE JRPGS
Why they FRICK couldn't Emerald Beyond have this artstyle?
very boring
Switch drought is here so that means Switch 2 is imminent and launching with a ton of games right ?
damn, Japan needs to make games that aren't turnbased slop0KN
>nearly over
>no prime 4
not like this guys
HOLD IT!
A perfect jinx.
You were saying?
EAT SHIT BROOOOOOOOOOOO
Fricking BTFO!
YOU WERE SAYING?!!?!??
How many of you trans?
HERE COMES ONE LAST THING
>HERE COMES ONE LAST THING
HERE COMES ONE LAST THING
>HERE COMES ONE LAST THING
HERE COMES ONE LAST THING
>HERE COMES ONE LAST THING
>LAST
>LAST
This thread’s going so fast, nobody will know that I love summer shotas!
Cute!
>turn based gays constantly complaining
>80% the show is turn based trash
how long will it last this time?
ONE LAST THING
METROID
PRIME 4
PRIME 4
PRIME 4
PRIME 4
PRIME 4
PRIME 4
PRIME 4
LET'S FRICKING GOOO METROID 4
SILK SONG
WHY DOES IT FRICKING LOOK LIKE THIS
I can't believe someone looked at the OG sprites, then this, and said yeah bro this looks fire fricking ship it out
Well then it's a good thing you can play with the original art
METROID BROS
PRIME 4
YOOOOOOOOO
PRIME 4
SAMUS TIME
oh hey Metroid
Not mp4
WTF
METROID
METROID PRIME 4 WE'RE SO VAXK AAAAA
Oh yeah
LET'S FRICKIN GOOOOOOOOO
PRIME 4 FRICKING FINALLY HOLY SHIT
METROID LANDS
And just like that, Nintendo won
Amazing, isn't it?
PRIME CHADS
Metroid!
metroid prime 4 real
ABOUT TIME
METROIDBROS
>wtf why aren't they showing off Mario galaxy remake when they already said they're making a new console
WOOHHHH FINALLLYYYYYYY
OH MY FRICKING CHRISTO
METROIDBROS AAAAAAAA
Holy shit after 7 fricking years
PRIME 4 POGGERS
THE ONLY GOOD THING IN THIS FRICKING DIRECT LETS GO
YOOOOO
ITS HERE
>ITS HERE
ITS HERE
>ITS HERE
>they finally releasing Metroid 4
Silksong was never real..
Oh cool
Get fricked, FEggots.
>almost everything
PRIME 4
There. You homosexualS got what you wanted.
PRIME CHADS WE STAY UP
Oh they remembered
ABOUT FRICKING TIME
REMAKE DIRECT KEK
>REMAKE DIRECT KEK
REMAKE DIRECT KEK
>REMAKE DIRECT KEK
REMAKE DIRECT KEK
>REMAKE DIRECT KEK
REMAKE DIRECT KEK
>REMAKE DIRECT KEK
REMAKE DIRECT KEK
>REMAKE DIRECT KEK
REMAKE DIRECT KEK
>REMAKE DIRECT KEK
PRIME 4 FINALLY
oh shit
Papageno's fricking WON
PRIME 4
NINTENDO WON
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SLOP
NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON PRIME 4
IT LIVES
Nintendo won
HOLY FRICK METROID PRIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
METROID PRIME
FOUUUUUR
ITS HERE.
ITS FINALLY HERE
>Nintendo's Horizon
Fricking finally
YOU SUCK NINTENDO
WHERE IS MARIO
>Prime 4 for fricking switch.
Should've waited for new console.
It said footage still under development, you're in drugs if you think it's not going to come to switch 2
ITS NOT DEAD!
PRIME 4 HOLY SHIT
>remake
>remake
>remake
>remaster
>remake
>prime 4
all is forgiven
It's real.
OH MY GOD PLEASE SOMEONE WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CANT WATCH IT AT WORK
HOLY FRICK PRIME 4 Aahghhhhhdheowpncn
Burds.
heres a shot bro. thank me later
BRAPPPPPPPPPPP
Samus saving this disaster.
We got one game bros let's fricking go
SYLUS BROOOSSS HOLY SHIT WE FRICKING WON METROID PRIME HUNTERS CHADS
>
Prime 4 fricking finally
>they didn't just hold out for switch and now the graphics look lackluster
>game isn't even 60fps
Shit's fricked.
It'll probably be a simultaneous launch like BOTW for Wii U and Switch
BOTW definintly didn't look as good as the switch could have pushed it
Prime 4 looks good enough though, and I do assume switch 2 version will push it more
actually did they explicitly say prime 4 was coming to switch or tactfully ommited platform?
TUUUUUUUUUBES TIME!!!!
Not a single fanservice game and everything is censored. Shit gay homosexualry. Won’t get next switch frick this
boobs boobs ass gooning uuuunnnggggh
When was the last time Nintendo had a fanservice game? Xenoblade 2?
sylux
It is finally happening
I'm about to bust.
Now they just need to release 2 and 3 on the Shitch and I'll ruin my undies.
RE-ENTER
It looks bad
it's the waluigi
>FRICK YOU SAMUS
SYLUX
BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SYLUX CHADS
WE BACK
OH BABY WE ARE SO BACK
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ITS HIM
Looks like shit
That's a man.
god that fricking cameltoe
STOP POSTING DICKLESS GIRLS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
Kys homosexual
Built like a fridge
I don’t know who you gays are that keep buying rpg strategy games but I hate you Black folk
WE DID IT REDDIT
marble blast won
Marble blast always wins
>Sylux finally being elaborated on fricking decades after Hunters
GodDAMN about fricking time
SYLUXCHADS
this looks mid guys, it's the same shit as every other metroid prime
i fricking hate the console assist lock on mechanic those games have
as usual emulation will have to fix this shit
This but unironically
There's 0 reason to have auto aim lock with the fricking joycon gyeo
Let's goooooo
>post YFW prime 4 came out before silksong
H-hasn't come out yet!
Red Hair Angewomon?
And it fricking head its development restarted too unlike Silksong.
It’s not prime 4 no it isn’t
>the mana tree
It looks like a mid-budget game from 2013
plan your discord raids properly bros...
>2025
Frick you
I don't think the beyond was necessary , just seems hack
Metroid Prime 4 Beyond what?
Beyond 30fps. We have the technology.
Beyond Overdue
>no release date
DECEMBER 31ST 2025
>graphics look like a PS3 game
TENDIES WAITED A DECADE FOR THIS?!
Who won?
Nintendo and it is not close
Xbox and Phil
>2025
NEVER COMING OUT
FRICKIGN SYLUX
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSEEEEE???
Looks good
actual bot
beep boop
>2025
haha
Here is everything that was shown off for those who missed the event:
>Mario & Luigi: Brothership (Nov.7)
>Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition (July.18)
>Fairy Tail 2 (Winter)
>Fantasian: Neo Dimension (Holiday)
>Nintendo Switch Sports - Basketball Update (Summer)
>Mio: Memories in Orbit (2025)
>Disney Illusion Island (Update Today)
>Hello Kitty Island Adventure (2025)
>Looney Tunes: Wacky World of Sports (Fall)
>Among Us (Update Today)
>Farmagia (Nov.1)
>Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (Jan.16)
>Dragon Quest III: HD-2D Remake (Nov.14)
>Dragon Quest I&II: HD-2D Remake (2025)
>Funko Fusion (Sept.13)
>Luigi's Mansion 2 HD (June.27)
>The New Denpa Men (July.22)
>Metal Slug Attack Reloaded (Today)
>Darkest Dungeon II (July.15)
>NSO - The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Four Swords (Today)
>NSO - Metroid: Zero Mission (Today)
>NSO Mature 17+ (Today)
>NSO - Turok: Dinosaur Hunter (Today)
>NSO - Perfect Dark (Today)
>Phantom Brave: The Lost Hero (2025)
>Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics (2024)
>Super Mario Party Jamboree (Oct.17)
>The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom (Sept.26)
>Just Dance 2025 Edition (October)
>Lego Horizon Adventures (Holiday)
>Stray (Holiday)
>Tales of the Shire: A Lot of the Rings Game (Holiday)
>Ace Attorney Investigations Collection (Sept.6)
>The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy (Early 2025)
>Romancing SaGa 2: Revenge of the Seven (Oct.24)
>Metroid Prime 4: Beyond (2025)
Thank you cute fricker
REMAKE DIRECT KEK
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thanks chikorita bro
Thanks chikorita bro
thank you chikabawd. sex behind the poke center?
>No Fantasy Life
Aww. At least I got Ace Attorney.
HOLY SHIT BONDREWD
>Last announcement
our vigil continues
NEVER DOUBT NINTENDO
>2025
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCKKKMMMM
ITS HAPPENNING
OH GOD ITS HAPPENNING
this was a good direct
It had one good announcement
prime 4 gameplay and a new M&L game are good enough for me
OK so MP4 is definitely cross-gen.
Goddamn.
>BEYOND
OH SHIT BEYOND NETERO CONFIRMED
I'm happy for Metroidgays but I was really hoping for some Star Fox.
the first screen made me think it was Star Fox
>2025
It's fricking over frick me.
Is chikorita anon here?
>2025
>switch game
So when do they plan on launching Switch 2? 2026, 2027?
SYLUUUUUUUX
No actual release date.
>Metroid Prime 4 releases on Switch instead of just Switch 2
Its gonna het the TP/BotW treatment.
It's obviously a BOTW situation, where it'll be a launch title for the new system while also releasing on the old one.
It restarted development in 2019. It was always being made with Switch as the main platform. Cross-gen is the best we can hope for, but it will still be a Switch game under the hood
2025 anon
multiplatform game just like botw on wii u
HAHAHAHAHA
multiplat release confirmed
this was 100% running on switch 2
which is surprising since it doesn't even look good graphically
DUNK THAT SHIT IN PHAZON
PHAZON MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER
AFTER NINE YEARS IN DEVELOPMENT
HOPEFULLY ITLL BE WORTH THE WEIGHT
We're almost there, bros.
Switch 2 launch game
METROID PRIME 4 WAS ANNOUNCED 7 YEARS AGO
7 YEARS TO GET THE FIRST TRAILER
They had to start over at one point
>2025
Damn that was kinda shit overall.
cross gen
NINTENDO FRICKING WON
Can’t name 3 games that aren’t port shit
Probably cross platform for switch/switch 2
Yeah, more than likely I can imagine. They probably just didn't want to make people mad with it being on Switch 2, so just made it cross gen. I'm still shocked that it happened.
Did you rike it?
>graphicsgayging
snoys are losing it
Snoygays mad the only exciting games from their event was a sonic game that’s gonna be on everything a Dragonball game and fricking killer bean
I might play dragon quests that's it
ENTER... that one homosexual from Hunters everyone is obsessed with for whatever reason
this shit is not on switch. no way.
it has to be exclusive to switch 2
PLEASE
Hope they don't turn Prime 4 woke by making Samus a girl or something.
>2025
this shit is definitely going on Switch 2, if it even releases that year and isn't delayed even further (it will)
silksong 🙁
>2 games shown
what a waste of ttime
F direct
looked like PS2 indie game kek
what's even worse than a zoomer? that's you.
Reminder that Gura is a mother IRL and she is married.
Yeah me
yeah to me
Oui, moi
she's playing a character
>Aran is pronounced like Aaron
HUH?!
That trailer was terrible. Do they even want to sell the game?
>1
>4
>3 is still trapped on the Wii
>2 is still trapped on the Shitcube and Wii
Nice.
Both 2 and 3 are available on PC you tard
>bbbut I want them on the switch so they can stay trapped there too when nintendo moves to the next console! And the next console. And the next console. They should keep remastering their 20 year old games every gen
They're 100% remastering 2 and 3
post your face after this
Where switch 2?
I was joking at first but that was genuinely the worst, I can’t believe Xbox’s was unironically better
Prime 4 and Zelda saved the direct
Nintendo won
7/10
Will pick up Zelda and Metroid
Maybe a few other games
is this a man
If you need to ask if it is, there is a 99% chance it is a man
No
NINTENDO WON
SNOY LOSE
XBOX KILLED THEMSELVES LIKE THE TRANNIES THEY ARE
Metroid looks good. I am satisfied. Also it was on Switch 2.
Apologize https://youtu.be/BtgaFeuW2w0
>three first-party games announced (excluding remakes and mario party)
Best direct in years by default.
>thread never got a sticky
good it was a piece of shit direct
WHERE THE FRICK WAS BAITEN KAITOS
BAAAAMCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They waited too long, young people don't give a shit about prime
NO POKEMON
BASED
/vp/ LOST
>NO POKEMON
>BASED
>/vp/ LOST
NO POKEMON
BASED
/vp/ LOST
>NO POKEMON
>BASED
>/vp/ LOST
NO POKEMON
BASED
/vp/ LOST
>NO POKEMON
>BASED
>/vp/ LOST
NO POKEMON
BASED
/vp/ LOST
>NO POKEMON
>BASED
>/vp/ LOST
NO POKEMON
BASED
/vp/ LOST
Reminder:
Silksong never ever ever
>Mario and Luigi
>That robot Metroidvania game
>Zelda but you play as Zelda
>Prime 4
It was a decent direct
I liked it more than the other ones
Maybe the true Nintendo Direct were the friends we made along the way
2025
probably cross gen then
Decent last year for the Switch.
Prime 4 is gonna be a cross gen title with Switch 2 right?
That was a straight-up toku villain marching in with his Metroid b***hes, I dig.
He's in Metroid 3 it's a huge lore follow-up.
I WILL RAPE YOU ALL
>no steam emulator
None of the turn based games look as good as Honkai Star Rail.
GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, CHANG
>Direct so bad it din't even get a sticky
HAHAHAHA
Rate?
nintendo won
WEAVELCHADS WHERE WE AT?
>NO STICKY
>2 THREADS
Time for me to play Trilogy on the Wii U I guess