Nintendo Direct Waiting Room
Duration:
>40 Minutes
Streaming Links:
https://www.twitch.tv/nintendo?lang=en-us
Unconfirmed Titles:
Ace Attorney Investigations
Mario Party
Some Metroid Title
Notes:
>Pyoro says to manage expectations
>Light on first party titles, focused on third party titles
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I think everyone should feel reasonable in expecting Nintendo will basically only be doing ports and remasters right now
'tendo bout to win this year's pseudo-E3.
inb4 sticky
I noticed that sticky threads has the rarest porn dump for some reason.....
This time silksongbros, this time it's gonna happen
>Silksonggays
>Primegays
>WWTPRemakePortgays
Who's walking away with the biggest egg on their face?
WWTPgays are utterly delusional
Me waiting for a new Punch-Out
you are
Silksonggays no contest, I'm already applying the clown makeup
Being silksong is suffering...
starfoxgays
Nintendo will show the world which beloved franchises will be sabotaged and ruined next with ESG/DEI subversion, courtesy of BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street, in order to demoralize all their white male fans.
Path of Radiance remaster/port or FE4 remake lets go
This is the only thing that I want but something tells me that it's not happening, oh well
@ me with a full list of all the new games once the direct is over please, I got vtubers to watch
What's ur skype
So this is not a rock/builder?
Plants VS. Zombies Wall-Nut
half the fun is seeing Ganker reaction. i missed the playstation and xbox conference last week so at least i got this
would be kino if they also end the switch with Ever Oasis, just like they did with the 3ds
hoping for a Legend of Krystal switch port
They'll remaster it and make it a bundle with Mario is Missing
The game Pyoro is talking about is a Pokemon Concierge Mobile game developed by Netflix Games Studio that's also releasing on the Switch
What could they even show to fill 40 minutes? More ports and indie shit?
yeah
etrian odyssey chads, where we at?
Star Fox bros... may today be our day!
Yeah bro, totally.
My fingers are crossed
Should I watch with you guys or do I just watch by myself 🙂
I'm keeping one monitor open for the Direct, one monitor open for this thread
Im closing the threads as soon as it starts, Ganker complains too much and I wanna enjoy it
I'm keeping the threads open during the direct, Ganker whines a ton and it's hilarious
You acted gay last time so go watch by yourself
>Nousagi fricks silksonggay in the ass
Many such cases!
Silksong or we riot.
>third-party titles
Final Fantasy VII remake? Tekken? That's what I'd want.
Those are Switch 2
ngl, I would buy one for Tekken. I need to practice at home when I'm not playing it with my friends.
Maybe we finally get new Senran Kagura Switch exclusive.
I hope we get DKC Returns at least.
Monster Hunter Stories 3, calling it.
I hope they keep the remakes and remasters down to a minimum, I'd like to see some new games
I doubt it
Switch 2 was supposed to come out this year, they can only spin their wheels since they can't reveal the launch titles
There will NOT be any Fire Emblem titles this direct
Trauma Center remake with the joycon waggling.
Metroid prime 4. Cap this
my bussy
>already nearly 200k watching at 10am on a Tuesday
>dozens of restreams already up
Kek these things always do such stupid numbers
People really like video games and there's only one company that makes them for some reason
I checked this is real
HOLY SHIT
Predictions for the first announcement?
Kirby Gaem
Some lameass Splatoon update. Or pokemon magenta.
Don't we usually have a Kirby game whenever a Nintendo console is at its last year? Could we be getting Air Ride?
I always get nervous when these start, here we go
why would you be nervous?
idk honestly it's just a natural reaction
usually directs have some good stuff for me and only me
LETS GOOOO ITS STARTING
WTF MARIO AND LUIGI ALIVE
Remake?
MARIO AND LUIGI IS BACK
NINTENDO IS SHIT
rip sprites
>that new Mario voice
I'll never get used to it
I don’t like it either. Mario sounds like Mickey Mouse now.
RIP ALPHADREAM
didnt they close alpha team or whoever the frick made them?
alpha dream went bankrupt, most of the team were hired by Nintendo
oh
good for them well
didn't they just remake this shit already?
we are getting remakes of remakes
did you forget what a sequel is
These animations are sleek
The concept of a new game is lost on the current generation
hard to tell the difference between a remake or a sequel with nintendo
As it should be. Only ADHD morons who don't like games want it to be completely different every time.
nintendo is dead
Why is he purple.
Jesus christ this looks like low quality indie game what the hell
dont insult indies like that
>3D
Actually fricking soulless
The artstyle looks pretty good.
Yeah I was memeing it looks better than Dream Team style lol
I really don't get why people dislike the dream team style so much
>it's a new game in the series
>brothership
incest is best try you brother for a test
>pyoro was full of shit
Another leaker lost
pyoro literally leaked this
We're bruddahs fah life
BROS BEFORE HOES
>"I'll be your guide"
ACE ATTORNEY CONFIRMED
I was just about to say that
3d looks like shit compared to the sprites these games used to have but I'll probably pick it up anyway
>Mario RPG Reamke
>TTYD Remake
>Brand new M&L
Mario JRPGbros, we're FEASTING
Imagine paying for 128kb roms
>switch
>paying
your paperclip sweety?
oh yeah this
too bad it doesn't include the full games
I really like the style
I know it's beating a dead horse but I really hate the new voice and how obvious it is.
Goyslopchads we eating good tonight
mario and luigi looks fricking great
Online leaderboards never go well, there's always cheaters
🙁
That deluxe edition for the NES championship does look kinda amazing. Too bad it's going to be scalped hard.
>that aliasing
SAY HIS NAME
Cosmo's Buck Breaker
I can't believe they streamed a "man" being raped on stage like that
k
based nintendo is teaching zoomies how to git gud at nes games
the first fairy tail game was turn based wasn't it?
FairyTailbros won
>animeslop
i remember reading it in ongoing
what a fricking shitshow it was
>Team Nazi
We third reich nao bros.
looks like mobile shit
Fairy tail slop?
Xenoblade with a Fairy Tail skin you mean
>nothing but trash
typical nintendoshit
>Fairy Tail
Does the manga have any rape in it at least?
It's not nier :/
Sakaguccimane?
SAKAGUCHI'd
Animeslop after Animeslop after...
You can stop telling us you'll never be a woman any time.
more like gaytasian
fooled me once with I am setsuna, never again
L
Mid
People still care about fairy tail?
Wasn't this a mobile game?
Yeah apple arcade
Where are the farming sims, we already have anime RPG slop no one will play especially given there are Mario RPGs
PLEASE DLC ABOUT MELIA FRICKING SHULK!
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Melia fricks Nia exclusively.
Queens are for the queens
Wow they made the male protagonist look like a woman
Definitely made by the final fantasy guys
that homie looks like a GIRL
diorama style
that's cool.
Finally, Final Nier Automatansy
there's a Nintendo Switch sports game?
Basketball
how long until direct
-5 minutes
>Most feminine twink
>That Male VA
SPORTS BROS WE FRICKING WON
who gives a literal frick
>gotta sit through 35 minutes of anime shit and garbage just to see metroid
No need to be such a try-hard gay about it
metroid is anime shit
<3
I love you and anime
Prime 4 will happen eventually
Retro hasn't been shut down so they must be doing something
Dont talk about games to someone who loves you moron
B-baka!
>going in assuming you'll see metroid
Don't do this to yourself my brother
Wanna suck my peepee anon?
oh boy, more sports just like everyone's been begging for
Wow, that Fantasia game looked like shit.
BASKETBAALLLLL OH MY GOOOOOOOOD NINTENDO WON
basketball sportsmates
>fantasian finally out of the Apple Arcade dungeon
based!
what stops you from going outside?
This already peaked with that M&L announcement at the beginning
Can't wait to play it with 60FPS MOD on Ryujinx
Betting that’s the only good thing in this direct the rest so far are just anime games or fricking Nintendo Switch sports getting an update and that nes championship thing that’s been revealed already
I really do not want Nintendo to go back to waggle
Please let this fricking fail
AYO WE SHOOTING HOOPS IN Nintendo Switch SPORTS homie
>only Black person shown in the direct is in the basketball game section
What did nintendo mean by this?
it's called Black personball for a reason
and yet a slav is the mvp
HE SHOULD HAVE WON!!!
FRICK THE CELTICS
Teemu 9S
Chibi Robo?
OMG ITS GULP SHITTO I LOVE NINTENDO
ALL GARBAGE. NINTENDO IS SHIT
This is the kind of game you see YouTubers praise and then you play it and it's the most boring shit ever
>you see YouTubers praise
no i don't
Silksong looks different
Metroid at home:
Here's your silksong
Le poetic indie platformer
Mio doesn't look bad for an Ori-clone.
>le artsy 2d playtformer
Mio looks alright I guess? Style over substance probably
>disney
Has Nintendo considered releasing a game that looks like it was made after 1997?
Neither the desire to make it nor do they have the actual talent
>Has Nintendo considered releasing a game that looks like it was made after 1997?
they have, I wish theyd stick to low poly tho.
Sadly many of them do and it's why they look like shit since games should be 2D.
COMFYCHADS WE FRICKING WON
Well this is a fricking letdown, don't know what else was i expecting
YOOOOOOOOOOO ITS FRICKING HELLO KITTY LETSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
HOLY SHIT homie HELLO KITTY ISLAND ADVENTURES????
Why does everything look like a fricking mobile game now?
Was Illusion Islands any good?
HELLO KITTY GODS WE FRICKING WON
TENDO
OMG ITS GULP SHITTO I LOVE NINTENDO
OMG ITS GULP SHITTO I LOVE NINTENDO
Do tendies really?
Isn't Alphadream dead? Who's making the M&L game?
me
Alphadream employees that were scooped up by nintendo
fanboys will say no gaems because they're waiting for switch 2, but every direct is like this. Nothing but SHIT GAY GIRL "GAMES"
>Sanrio Animal Crossing knockoff
0/10 unless you can romance Kuromi
>Hello Kitty Open World
G O T Y
O
T
Y
>sus things out
do people even know who the frick the looney toons even are anymore?
Was that Retsuko with Hello Kitty?
Hello Kitty confirmed coming to Smash
Is this your first console generation? I'm surprised any of you expected anything more than this with a new console on the way. Just work through your backlog you lazy shits.
whats with all the Black person pandering?
Bnyuu sexo!
>open world Hello Kitty
KINO
Any chance they'll show games on this direct? Looking grim so far.
nothing but shovelware
Fire Emblem?
LicensedKINO in 2024?!
So is Brotherhood the only worthwhile thing so far?
Alright enough with the le comfy cozy bing bing stuff.
I need some real heat.
The Switch needs a system hardware upgrade. The hardware was cool for 2017, but 4GB RAM can be limiting in 2024.
wii shovelware is back on the menu, boys
amongus
>no sticky
dead board
BASKETBAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL WE WON
SUS
Sus
SUS
Just farted and it smells really bad
Nintenbros everyone is laughing...this shit is embarrassing.
I want like half the games they've shown already Mr. Snoy.
sus
SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS
AMOGUS
amogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogus
AMOGUS!
sus
how the frick its only dogshit
AMOGUS
more like gaymania
sus
>suss things out
SUSAMOGUS CONFIRMED???
Looney Tunes B-ballchads won
where are the good games
AMOGUS
>Farmagia
Why do new games have such shit terms
latinx localization
PALWORLD!
more fairytale shit?
make it stooooooop
notpokemon
FELICNAVIDAD
HOLY FRICKING GIGACHAD
S U S S Y
U
S
S
Y
Now these homies are planting the monsters.
>sus things out
Every jap game looks the exact same
a farmwhat?
Not sure what everyone is expecting here. 3rd party isn't going to be releasing something new &/or amazing prior to Switch 2.
Mihoyo WON
Fairy Tale character designs?
Mashima talked about doing designs for an original game a long time ago so I guess this is it
holy shit
its pokepikmin monstas
Waiting for the WW/TP bundle
kek so far this is worse than the summer games fest
oh look another pokemon clone
>nobody saying anything about that ugly looking Looney Tunes game
kek
first farming game of direct
Fairy Tail dude is making bank
breasts
these are so many good games, I can't find the time to play them all
t. Marketer
THIS SHIT IS JUST RUNE FACTORY WITH WAY MORE MUSCULAR FURRIES LMAO
same devs i believe
yes
Farmagia is a terrible name
>It's another farming game
Is that Hiro Mashima character designs after the Fairy Tail 2?
Anyone play Fantasian on the iPad? Fantasian Neo looks like it has new backgrounds.
Wtf isn't it 7:10 PT right now? What's going on
>10fps trailers
why does nintendo still do this
>sus things out
Nintendo pls
So far so shit
Troon/weeb slop
you got your bing slop now bro
>monster collecting farming sim
Holy shit this is new levels of generic
MARgayIA
Game has breasts so it gets my buy. Don't care.
>even bigger ai slop than palturds
Why the frick do they keep making games with cel shading for the switch when it looks so fricking bad at low res without anti aliasing?
ding ding ding
YES DONKEY KONG RETURNS
DK
DONKEY
KONG
>port
RAVE MASTER FAIRY TAIL IF HE FARMER
>a hd port
MORE REMAKES HAHAHAHAHA
Expand Dong
I want that Hello Kitty game.
Donkey Kong Returns (Returns)
>port
I sleep
>DKCR with good controls
Nintendo won, gg no re
>DKCR with good controls
I already played that 11 years ago on my 3ds
Yes, but this is finally a definitive version at 60fps, with proper controls AND the 3ds bonus levels.
>returns finally got on the switch
Neat
>remakes and indieslop
Fairy Tail garbage again
bring the DQ or else
:0
There you go
I DON'T WANT A RERELEASE I WANT A NEW DK GAME YOU FRICKS
>a port of a port
>here's Donkey Kong Country returns
>that'll be 60$
ahem it's 40$
ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ
>DKCR Remake no new game
>10 years without a new DKC
man
HD DONG
PORT OF A PORT
JUST MAKE A NEW FRICKING DONKEY KONG GAME YOU FRICKING buttholeS
Hot damn, DCKR. I'll buy that shit like the consumerist prostitute I am.
Not surprising
>ANOTHER COUNTRY REMAKE
HOLY SHIT MAKE A NEW ONE
okay now make a new DK game homosexuals
Brother just make a new DK game good lord
MMM YESS PORTS FEED ME SHIT NINTENDO
OH MY GOD JUST MAKE A NEW ONE WHAT THE FRICK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Oh it's just...it' just DKCR.
I did think it was weird that this never got ported but whatever.
I've wanted to try that DK game for so long, finally its here
>no wagglan and doesn't look like shit
thank god
DONG
>DONG
DONG
>DONG
DONG
>DONG
DONG
>DONG
DONG
>DONG
If anything PSO related gets announced I will suck every dick in this thread.
Another remake but returns is a good game so I don't mind it that much I guess
Returns was fine but I'd much rather replay Dong Freeze
disgusting fake breasts
It's amazing this company is still alive making platforming slop.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
Tendies really like their HD remasters.
You know its gonna be 60 bucks too
Re-releasing the same game with slightly better graphics are the new meta to making a quick buck. Blame Todd and Skyrim for that.
wait, they're doing a remake of the "returns" game?
it's been that long, huh...?
KINO GAME ON JAPANESE DIRECT
FRICK YES DRAGON QUEST
comfy hours over
I don't even have a Shitch, I'm just here for Fire Emblem
DQ
>sticky
>only 1000 posts
Gankers dead
How is dragon quest anyways?
Always wanted to try it and bof
The 3DS version was fine tho do we really need another port
I mean it's a great game but come on
The RETURN of DONG RETURNS (Again)
OOOOHHH
BANANA
>Returns
Literally the most bland game in the entire series
DQ BROS
I HATE JAPAN
>dq3 hd2d
2D XELDA
who wants to beat donkey kong country hd will be 60 bucks lmao
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Donkey Kong game
>it's a port of a 15 year old game
THAT'LL BE $70 PLUS TIP, LMAOOOO
tendies will buy it anyway
DRAGON QUEST BROS
DQ3HD THERE WE FRICKING GO
DQ HD2D FINALLY
THE SMASH CHARACTER
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
it still looks like shit
IT IS FRICKING ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DQ3
>another remake
REMAKE CHADS WE KEEP WINNING
How many dragon quest remakes have their been at this point?
>Another pixelshit JRPG
Gamertards will buy anything
Dragon quezzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
new Hunter X Hunter hiatus just dropped
HOLLLLLY FRICK FINALLY DQ3
God I love redheads so much it's unreal.
here more UK girls
Thanks m8, I didn't know she was a slag too that makes it even better.
I almost thought this was Zelda for a minute there
Dkc returns….for the third time
Dragon quest remake
Yawn
REMAKES AND PORTS AND REMAKES AND PORTS AND REMAKES AND PORTS AND
NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO HAS GAMES
Hey at least we got Looney Tunes Sports Mix
>remake
I sleep
That DK port ain't even 60 fps baka
did they add new classes at least?
>dragon quest
Do I look like a jap to you?
hd-2d is fricking abhorrent
L
L
L
L
LLLLLLLL
>hd
>2
>remake
wait huh?
oh so now remake slop is good? make up your mind homosexuals
Depends on my narrative.
Star Ocean 2 was VERY good.
>le artsy pixel blur game
>NOVEMBER
HELL FRICKING YES
>Port
>Remake
Damn modern gaming is so fvcking sick bros!
It's 3D tho
PORTS AND REMAKES DIRECT
like every other direct
Black gay man narrating the DQ trailer
>Returns HD
I fricking called it. This franchise is cursed.
kino art
Microsoft won and nintendo has barely even started. This is just sad
Why is every direct 95% remakes and remasters
why make new thing when constantly regurgitating old thing over and over make money
at least we got a release date
GIVE MORE REMAKES YEESSS I LOVE REMAKES
Xbox fricking won.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>title art not by toriyama
No one tell him. It'd break his heart if he knew.
yeah im thinking KINO
Wow 2 Kino games so far and a dk remake
Not bad
HORY SHIT DQ 1&2 REMAKE
NINTENDO WON
WHERE ARE THE NEW GAMES FRICK THIS OLD BOOMER SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
saved for next year Switch 2
>Also the first two
HOLY SHIT NO WONDER IT TOOK SO LONG
THE BAIT AND SWITCH
hd-2d is soooo good
holy shit more remakes poggers
DQ fans are probably having an orgasm from this.
i want 12
2dhd sucks balls btw
HD-2D continues to rape classic games.
why is dragon quest music so shit
it's funny westaboo take on western music, you don't get it
Okay so Midori was half right. It is all 3 but only 3 HD is coming now and 1+2 are coming later. It's not a trilogy collection
>you will keep buying the same games over and over again
>yes even the mediocre ones
why start with DQ 3 and then do 1 and 2 after?
3 is a prequel to 1 and 2.
Because 1 and 2 are bad games. 3 is when it started to get good.
That's the timeline silly.
It's chronological order, not that matters to anyone who never played the trilogy before
3 is the more popular and iconic game
Holy shit they’re gonna drag out switch’s lifecycle out to 2025
Well they were still doing stuff on the ds when the 3ds was out
YES YES YES
NINTENDO ARE WINNING!
it's all remakes wtf
When I get around to playing DQ these will be the versions I start with
Toriyama namedrop soon
>Namedropping some literal who Chink
I knew 1 and 2 were gonna get a remake with 3
>With
>Year later
This so stupid it makes my brain hurts
3 is a prequel to 1 and 2
That is an OLD Japanese man.
That guy's hair looks greasy as frick
ANY NEW GAMES???????????????????????????????????
fricking nice
God, HORI looks old.
>TRILOGY IS REAL
YOOOO
I, II and III ?
Holy shit thats amazing
>all current consoles are nothing but multiplats, rehashes, remakes and remasters
What the frick is a point if you have a PC?
We still have you at least Horii-sama
>Release 1 & 2 after 3
>so people who aren't familiar with the series gets spoiled
lmfao what the frick
Is re trilogy the last announcement?
I'VE NEVER PLAYED A WEEB JRPG. WHAT SHOULD I PLAY?? EVERYONE ACTS LIKE THEY'RE AMAZING.
Final Fantasy 1
Fantasian Neo
Ys.
Lurk for two years before posting.
they're not
they are
Persona 5 like me
Start with a game like FFV, it'll prime you for Dragon Quest.
ff5 is way better than any DQ game
Starting with the best of the entire genre and games as a whole will just disappoint them.
Better to start with something like FFII where it can mostly only go up.
Dq1 is unironically good though, its pretty short too
Chrono Trigger, unironically.
Devil Survivor
Start with Chrono Trigger since it's the most universally loved one and noob friendly.
>DQ1
No one wants to play that shit
I want to play that. It's my first RPG
this artstyle fricking sucks. SFC version remains the king
plus the SFC version doesn't have the dogshit squeenix localizations
>DKCR remaster
>DQ1&2 remake
DQ3 Remake
I'm already happy
Dragon Quest is a franchise of generic slop without a single redeeming feature.
Nice bowl cut
>Pixel Sprites on 3D worlds
Has to be the most souless shit.
BINGTENDO WON
>Also on pc
VALVE WON
>Sugiyama dead
>Toriyama dead
It'll be a sad day when Horii goes.
FRICKING FUNKO POP SHIT
REMAKE IX INSTEAD HORIIIIIIIIII
>remake
>port
>remake
>port
>rema-
please tell me they're just going through the slop in the first half
HERRO U RIKE PRAY GRAME
i love old pixel rpg! jk i would play them for like an hour and fall asleep.
thank you mr hori
cant japanese people have proper haircuts
UI'M FRICKINFG CUMMMINNGGGGGGGGGGGG
FUNKO POOOOOOPS :O
>remakes
>games for babies
>funko
ok I'm out
>Funko
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUNKO gay
>funko pop game
NO NO NO NO NO FRICK THIS GAY EARTH
FUNKO BROS
POST YOUR SOIFACE
>Funko
What the frick
>A FRICKING FUNKO POP
Jesus a Funko pop game is cursed
>Funko Pop game
NINTENDO JUST WON E3
>funko game
NINTENDO WON
Why can't Funko die?
IS THAT FREDDY FAZBEAR
OH MY SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE FUNKOS
holy frick it's so ugly
LE EPIC FUNKO POPS
HD-2D is so fricking ugly.
>yeah lets include a Funko Pop game in the direct, that'll get everyone hyped
...
Yeah what was in the nip stream?
C R I N G E
>FUNKO
JESUS CHRIST NINTENDIES WTF
MARVEL VS CAPCOM
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LMAO
>see her onlyfans
>turned into a fridge-proportioned fat slob
Nintendo Switch is so fricking tragic
i dunno how anyone takes this trash ass graphics seriously
>funko
HOLY SŎY
>shaun of the dead
what the frick
>reddit: the game
>here's your low poly ludo bro
F zero sissies this can’t be happening no no no no no NOT AGAIN
all I want is F-zero GX HD
thats too much to ask for I guess
I'm cold, shivering, and I got like 5 hours of sleep (I literally woke up at the perfect time for this assuming I'd already overslept)
Should I go back to sleep?
No. You should wake up from this nightmare instead
HOLY FRICK KILL IT
okay, now this is actual slop
funko slop, if you will
holy onions all my favorite funko pop characters in an epic crossover????? i've GOTTA tell my wife's boyfriend about this!
>funko pops
OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE
I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND
These games looking kind of rough Mr.Nintendo, maybe the 2015 Android tablet isn't cutting it anymore.
HOLY SHIT FUNKO POPS
Funko: We want the LEGO audience
funko's are so cool, they remind me of earthbound
They remind me of Chulip
>all the zoomers in the chat genuinely excited by Freddy fricking Fazbear
I hate my generation SO MUCH
SOISISTERS WON
>SOISISTERS WON
SOISISTERS WON
>SOISISTERS WON
SOISISTERS WON
>SOISISTERS WON
Reddit game
DID SOMEBODY SAY BATTLESTAR GALACTICA?!
i pretend i do not see it
FUNKO POP GAME NINTENDO CHAAAADS
>funko pop game
>funko slop with psp graphics
Nintendaddy I kneel
HERES AN OLD GAME PLEASE GIV SIXTY DOLLARS
At least with LM2 it's a game remade with the LM3 engine unlike DKCR which is just the original game at a higher resolution
ANOTHER FRICKING REMAKE
GamestopCHADS stay winning
Losing hope.
>paying 60 bucks for an inferior luigi's mansion 2
who would do that?
how is it not a sticky
>funko pop game
>PORTS PORTS PORTS
Boring.
Wow this direct is unredeemable
The new console got delayed by a year what do you expect lol
TOO DEE EICH DEEEEE
???
a new game?
MARVEL VS CAPCOM COLLECTION
Never ever
It was on the JP stream you Black person.
Why the hell would they show capeshit on the Jp stream instead of the AMERICA stream holy shit they're rtardeed lmao
wonder if it's JP only be because of rights issues or something
OH SHIT
I APOLOGISE ANON
DENPASISTERS
WE'RE SO BACK
DENPASISTERS
WE FINALLY WON
IT'S FREE TOO
I have such nice memories playing it on the 3DS.
it's such an underrated gem
made me go outside for other wifi networks to catch stronger guys
bros, I feel like every game looks the exact same
Denpa Men? Based
>halfway through
>nothing worth a shit announced
being a tendie is tough bros...
mario and luigi was worth a shit
AM I HAVING A FRICKING STROKE
I'm gonna get all three Metroid ports at this rate.
>f2p
>Denpamen is back
LETS
FRICKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Man why did Metal Slug get a boost lately?
Saudi money.
common denpa W
Souless slop
>tendies have to pretend funko is good now
HAHAHAHAHA
Holy slop
Sam Hyde Funko Pop Deep Frying Simulator
>HD
>HD
>HD
epic
look at how they massacred my boy
>tower defense
why
Funko haters……… we lost
The meme is now reality
metal slug game
Metal Slug Tactics has me hyped thoughever
Metal slug looks cool.
HOLY FFRICKING SHIT MAKE NEW GAMES AAAA
ITS ALL REMAKES AND PORTS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anyone with half a brain knew this would be the case
>Genius Sonority
Why Nintendo had to do them dirty like that?
They mogged game freak which is dishonorabu
You mean they became part of Game Freak and helped ruin the series.
Where do you think shitters like Turner came from? Game Freak took most of their staff since they only want one 3D JRPG in the series.
GS is a shell of it's former self and the ones they took shit up the games. You already got what you wanted.
Their games mogged gamefreak and therefore they were sent to the shadow realm
I don't think there will be a september direct bros...
still not a single exclusive
the first game was an exclusive you dope
*also on ryujinx
Are you forgetting about Hello Kitty Island Adventure?
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>DARKEST DUNGEON 2 ON THE SWITCH
ANOTHER PORT
WHERE'S DECAPOLICE LEVEL 5 YOU FRICKING b***h
This Metal Slug game is a port of a phone game
They're unironically showing phone games on the direct
Well yeah, we just had Fantasian
Oooo
Metal slug
>Darkest Dungeon 2
>has no dungeons
>Funko pops
>:(
>Funko pops, Japan
:O
now even halfway through doomers
>20 minutes in
>still nothing I care about
times like these I wish I had broader tastes. happy for you M+L fans, though.
Also I think some guy on twitter was promising to draw the pfp of everyone who commented if Mario + Luigi got mentioned and got 17k replies lmao
All these old ports makes me think Switch 2 is going to play Switch carts
I'm sure there was a leak that it uses the same cards and can boost perfomance for old switch games on the new one
>redditest redditgeon
First darkest dungeon is infinitely better
I'm happy for M+L bros if nothing else
>METAL SLU-
>battlr cats clone
I literally forgot DD2 came out
dude ROMS
LETS FRICKING GO
Nintentoddlers don't care for DD2
No wonder Nintendo hates emulation so much. Greedy fricks.
DD2 is such a whiplash
where switch 2?
we were literally told that this Direct would not contain any info on it
My browser isn't letting the other 1500+ thread function anymore...
Holy shit I can actually play 4 swords with others now
>here's your metroid bro
That shit has randomized dungeons?
CONKER??
CONKER TIME
>GBA Zelda and Metroid games revealed
We're getting a new Zelda and Metroid game shown later in the Direct for sure.
The whole point of this direct is to get morons to rebuy everything that was on the 3DS now that they've closed its store.
>Turok
best shit ive seen all stream
thank gods nintendo took out vimm so they could sell us roms
I AM TUROK
>perfect dark at home
13 and up content
PERFECT DANK
was turok really rated 17+?
I played it when I was 7
it was rated M
Yea and same lol
I remember my Dad rented it for me and a friend not knowing what the rating was. Was my first fps
>shoah vimm's lair
>advertise more paid roms a week later
Based
CONKERS COMING?!
le elvis face
sweet
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UNLIMTED BACON
PHANTOM BRAVE REMAKE
>Perfect Dark
>With multiplayer
PHIL SAMA I FRICKING KNEEL
>perfect dark with online
neat
yeah man, gotta keep those toddlers safe from Turok and Perfect Dark
>no conker
UOOOOOH
>Masked Man
MOTHER 3 CONFIRMED
>phantom brave 2
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CUN CUN
This is the most generic anime shit I've ever seen
OH SHIT NEW PHANTOM BRAVE
Cute and funny
Sex with Marona.
>ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>save her friend's ass
>literally nothing but HD remakes, ports, or mobile-game-level slop
THIS IS YOUR SIGN TO FINALLY END IT ALL, TENDIES
cinematic 5 fps
marona cute tho
ToT
>AAAAASSSS
nice 5 fps
SILKY SMOOTH 15 FPS
>port of games that are already in the switch
Jesus
AAAAASSSSSSSS
I didn't expect a Phantom Brave sequel
UOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>Phantom Brave Sequel
I just got whiplash.
donkey kong bros i'm going too kill myself
all these hd remix, surely star fox is on the list
>New Phantom Brave
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GABEN WON
>Mother 3 64 in JP direct
Are you FRICKING kidding me.
HELL YEAH
this has to be one of the most unique animes I've ever seen
>weebslop
>toddler games
>remake
>rince and repeat
>weebslop
>toddler games
>remake
>rince and repeat
>weebslop
>toddler games
>remake
>rince and repeat
>more marvel slop
OH FRICK MVC 2 IS ACTUALLY GOOD.
IT'S
MOTHER
FRICKIN
MAHVEL BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>no red backpack
>no rape alarm
you tried
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>MvC 2
Nice
Oh shit MvC compilation!
It's not a remake! It's a new fricking Phantom Brave game!
I fricking love Phantom Brave! The best NIS game!
YOU WANNA SEE A FRICKIN INFINITE?
MARIO PARTY CHADS WINNING
WHERE IS TOMODACHI LIFE?
there's no way switch 2 isn't releasing in like 6 months because this showing is tragic af
MARIO PARTY HOORAY
scuttle bug
>another disappointing Mario Party
>super mario party
AH FRICK NOOOO
Scuttle Bug jamboree???
Did they seriously call it Jamboree
Bla bla bla give me tomodachi already you fricks
real
>new mario party
lets fricking go
this is all i needed
New Mario Party this late on switch?
they release every 3 years
Wow games I've already played and games I will never play
If I can't play as a sussy imposter in mario party, i'm not buying it. simple as.
More Mario party
>no gay mii game or Zeldaslop
Winning
about that
CARS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A horrible, slow rattling death for the Switch b***h.
Love how this board has preemptive stickies only for every inane Nintendo occurrence including these actual YouTube uploads
>video game board has sticky for video game announcement
say it isn't so
You must be new
im not excited to emulate any of these games
same
Boards still look small. Guess we're never getting huge boards again
holy shit this is so boring, no new games, only sequels, prequels, spinoffs, remakes, remasters, ports, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>oracle remakes
let's fricking go
>20 player mario party
imagine the lag
ZELDA
NINTENDO WON
ORACLE HOLY SHIT
ZELDA ORACLES REMAKE
NINTENDO WON
>now please take a look at this
>another shitty ass 2d zelda remake or whatever
ZEDLA LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
>JAMBOREE
PANNENKOEKBROS
can we get some new games?
Will it suffer the same performance issues as Links Awakening
>Zelda remake
>not the Wii U GameCube remakes twitters been pouting over
Kino
Ain't no remake blud
>remake
Huh?
HOLY SHIT
WAND OF GAMELON REMAKE
Oh my god, she actually is using a wand.
ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD
>remakes ports remakes ports remakes ports
Holy shit just end the stream already if that's all thats gonna be shown
>what if zelda was a girl the game
An actual Zelda game?
AHAHAHAHA Nintendo's gonna fricking woke!!!
The game where zelda is a girl and play as her is real
WAIT ITS ACTUALLY KINO
Zelda protagonist
chudcels lost
ZELDA IS FINALLY A GIRL
>ZELINK CHADS WON
ZELINK CHADS WON
>ZELINK CHADS WON
ZELINK CHADS WON
>ZELINK CHADS WON
ZELINK CHADS WON
>ZELINK CHADS WON
ZELINK CHADS WON
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FINALLY GET TO PLAY AS LINK
>lets break le conventions.
>the troony rod
This is so moronic that it made me laugh. Frick off
woke zelda it's over
That's Tri's penis come on man
ZELDA IS A GURL??????
>Zelda the game
I WANT TO L I V E
>Zelda where you play as Zelda
HOOOOOOLLLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!!
>magic tables
>old beds
>tables
uh oh... totally ebin new powers
>Zelda can't fight
People are gonna be mad about this lmao
>prop hunt zelda
>world's worst inventory system
GREAT MORE MENUS
the real legend of zelda
>legend of link is real
if you play as zelda shouldn't the game be called link?
the journalists are cumming right now
Zelda is fricking his Orc echoes again................
looks fun
WE LITTERALLY ALREADY HAD A ZELDA GAME WHY THE FRICK ARE NONE OF YOU TAKING NOTE OF IT AHHHHHH
we made a zelda game but removed all QoL please enjoy
>minecraft shit
DROPPED
>zelda for girls
>no need to play, the game does it for you
kek
>It's fortnite but Zelda
OH NONONONONONONONONONONO
>deku businessman
at least the dekus are back
bros where is fire emblem...
Its looking grim for us feGODS
>taking out the best thing out of Zelda
Unironically will fail miserably
They took the semen demons out of Zelda?
>woke zelda
LOL
Woke would be if she was just as good of a fighter as link morons
God
All of the asian Nintendo bros are getting old
I hope they are eatting properly and resting well
kino system
legend of wokeda
>Danceslop
troony game
What are they even going to end this on if not a new Zelda?
Metroid 4
zelda hasn't been the protagonist since zelda cdi, correct?
>ubislop
Is this the worst direct in years?
no
no it announced a new mario and luigi game
>just dance subscription
WHAT THE FRICK israeliteBISOFT
subscription is less worse than yearly releases
No it's not moronic MTX slop loving zoomer.
It's no different than buying that shit every year
>snoyslop
>playstation part of a direct
troony beard alloy lego game
The libtards are NOT happy
WTF, I love the game now?
they are so real tho
they are right this time
gameplay looks like slop
No they're not.
when I saw zelda not fighting I knew some unhinged morons would have a problem
lol
Gonna preoder 5 copies right fricking now
BLOODBORNE ON SWITCH
>snoy astroturfing
Actually Zelda was good now that I think about it
At least I'm happy Zelda got her own game
Looks like shit.
Who linked the direct to /misc/? Inb4 Sweet Baby Inc mentions.
>more ports
cat
PRIME 4 ON JAPENES STREAM
>Stole Horizon
>Stole Stray
OH NO NO NO SNOYSISTERS.... THE BM..
The highlights for me are
>New Mario and Luigi
>Donkey Kong port (since I haven't played it yet)
>Phantom Brave 2 (they better not frick it up, I can excuse the 3D)
>le heccin cat game!!
You can easily tell the switch is at the end of its life cycle with all these ports of old ass games
>Mario and Luigi game
>Luigi’s mansion remake
>more old games on online service
>dkc
Yeah this is pretty much just deathbed 3ds
Yet they're still releasing new games. Truly a Nintendo W
SHIRE BROS
GYAKUTEN KENJI BROS WE FRICKING WON
tolkein rolling in his grave
Feet fetishists wet dream
this cat game is context sensitivity: the game, right?
An auto-platformer is what folks here described it as. Plays itself, totally linear, impossible to fail; stuff like that.
are you talking about stray? you can totally die in stray
SEX WITH HOBBITS
why do they have fricked up troony faces tho
>shitty phone game made by chinks
they keep raping LotR's corpse...
OBJECTION!
>hobbit animal crossing clone
why
everyone really saw new horizons selling amazing and wanted in on the pie
The shire is so funny because it's literally just the English countryside
great I can be a poojeet hobbit now
EDGEWORTH
AYOOOO INVESTIGATIONS
EDGEWORTH BROS WE WON
holy shit
MILES EDGEWORTH
Power of LOGIC
I'M EDGIIIINGGGGG
ace attorney bros wwa
it was the clown
cute girl
Yaoi hands bros we won
>animu slop
surely they show something good
Danganronpa?
LETS GO
holy shit danganronpa 4
danganronpa slop