>Nintendo won "Not E3" again
How the frick do they do it?
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>Nintendo won "Not E3" again
>Nintendo won "Not E3" again
How the frick do they do it?
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By making games people want instead of this
>false flag
all Nintendo gamers are queers
People want that shitroid prime 4?
Since 2007, yes
The straight ones, yeah.
I'm a gay and believe me, I hate this stupid push to appeal to us. it's so shallow and clear that they do the bare minimum to get our money
You have to thank LG HDTV people for that since they celebrate over any gay shit in media. Companies are kinda not at fault for taking advantage on a community full of attention seeking morons
>leave the hecking companies alone!!!!!!
>Much needed queer visibility
>Less then 5% of the pop considers themselves queer
That number drops when you look into the market of video games consumers
This board is fricking obsessed lol
Haven't seen a single thread where you don't moan about rainbows and troons
If you are really thiis mind broken, You Lost
This. You guys are just as bad as the weeds you keep complaining about.
Nintendo doesn’t inject globohomosexual in their IPs
we as in the united states of america are forcing them to as a condition of continued military and economic support. nintendo publicly announced the establishment of DEI compliance departments earlier this year. pray that their compliance is as incompetent and malicious as japanese ingenuity allows
>much-needed
why?
Wrong
where were the black people in Nintendo direct?!?!
The fricking Hobbit game. You get a little representation.
are you blind?
playing smash
by showing games not cinematic trailers
fourth post best post
ok, which mobile game aimed at children 3+ made you ꜱoyjak the most
personally, i liked the oversaturated 2.5d game with the fat plumber guy in it
Xbots on full damage control today. Does it sting that a port of the original Perfect Dark makes more fans happy than your fricking manfaced SBI slop?
>snoys seething that their bitter rival showed games rather than GAAS
>ninteBlack folk really have to pretend that this absolute shitshow of ports, remakes and bing bing wahoo was great
You aren't wrong on Nintendo, but you're omitting the disgusting amount of trooncore in every other show of Summer Games Fest.
Nintendo could sell an empty cardboard box and their audience would freak out like they've won the greatest E3 of all time, and we know this for a fact because that has literally happened before
>Nintendo could sell an empty cardboard box and their audience would freak out like they've won the greatest E3 of all time
nintendo derangement syndrome moment
Pretty sure they stopped making those products because no one wanted them. The idea that the Nintendo audience will buy anything is ridiculous with how often their product actually does fail.
The Variety Kit sold 1.3mil copies. For literal fricking cardboard. The fact that Nintendo stopped making those is more of a testament to the fact that Nintendo has shitty production practices in regards to quantity
Don't the Labos come with games
in no world was this direct better than the xbox show
at some point you have to admit nintendos last switch year is borderline shovelware tier
>in no world was this direct better than the xbox show
No one cares about your AAA shovelware anymore. They are all flopping now.
The Xbox show was better to watch, but the reality is half the stuff has no release date and everything except Doom will probably be lackluster and kill a studio when it dies finally come out.
Doom TDA is also a multiplat game published by Bethesda, which only proves all these acquisitions have been pointless.
they still multi plat releases though
they both looked like shit
but then again i'm on top of the world being a pc gamer
The Direct was alright, I'm honestly still a little disappointed with that Metroid trailer, but I have no idea why people loved the Xbox showcase. Most of it was fricking repulsive, just generally less boring than Sony and SGF.
Anyone still falling for Phil's tricks hasn't learned anything from the past 10 years. He knows how to make presentations that please investors, but his games don't actually appeal to anyone.
I'm more excited for Gears of War than anything Nintendo showed today
Gears of War is trash and was never good to begin with
Xbox’s was better, it’s a garbage year for gaming
Simple
more like Nintendo Switch has the same fricking game over and over and over
1 > 0
>Nintendo Switch has games* **
*also on PS5, PC and Xbox
** also it's a port or remaster
Pfffffffttthahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
So you like the games you just don't wanna pay for them? That's cool, bro.
Yes, it is cool. Thank you.
Enjoy the games, PC vegan.
I will, tendiecuc
See you in the "bitching about Nintendo taking down emulation" threads, PC vegans.
SEETHING
I don't even own a Nintendo console.
Don't even bother, these morons only think in black and white, you HAVE be one of them for simply disagreeing with them, they cannot comprehend anybody emulating and insulting them at the same time.
>Has to steal Nintendo games because PC gaming is dead.
LOL
i'd like to think of you as the little cattle nintendo rears so I can reap the benefits
thanks for playing
cringe
See you in the "another switch game got leaked weeks ahead of its release date" threads, tendiegay.
SEETHING
Why are you moving the goal posts? If xbox doesn't have games because they're all in PC + PS5 + Switch then the Switch doesn't have games because of all of its games are on PC
Enjoy your 0 game machine homosexual
They are still Nintendo Switch games.
You are just proving his point.
Nice going, moron.
>Sony game comes to PC
>NOGAEMS
>Nintendo game is playable on PC
>umm actually bigot...
It sets a precedence, when the Switch 2 comes out, it will still have games, that you won't be able to emulate for years.
Sony will continue to have no games, and the 3 or 4 they make per generation will soon be on Steam.
>that you won't be able to emulate for years.
I wouldn't be too sure about that
Switch 2 is rumored to be roughly PS4 level in power. How is PS4 emulation coming along?
>rumored
there will be Switch 3 emulations before PS4 emulators
tendies are better at coding
>it will still have games, that you won't be able to emulate for years.
I love how everyone calls shill at the most inoffensive post yet 90% of tendies post shit like this and nobody bats an eye
frick you shill, Nintendo games aren't even worth playing for FREE which I can do at any time kek
>when the Switch 2 comes out, it will still have games, that you won't be able to emulate for years.
This is some sad cope especially since Nintendo systems are the first ones to get cracked on day 0
Thats because they actually have games people want to play.
No one is emulating the ps4.
So the Switch really has no games since normal people play them on PC good to know
So PC has no games, and needs to steal from the Switch.
No wonder PC gaming is dead.
I love how this simple picture causes so much seethe
Not as much as reminding tendies that PCgays get the best experience
Thanks for proving me right moron
Yes, nincels seethe when PC is brought up thanks for confirming that
There you go proving me right again
Why would I be mad at playing Switch games on PC?
You wouldn't. Enjoy those Nintendo games, PC vegan!
I miss the Wii U era for this reason. Cemu is a gimped experience for 80% of games without the GamePad.
>still no fricking way to use the wii u gamepad on Cemu
FRICKING WHY
Are you fricking telling me that the 500 pentabyte giga leak didn't include the wii_u_gamepad_bluetooth.dll file?
It is a weird proprietary communication protocol.
Iwata talked about it here:
https://iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/wiiu/gamepad/0/1/
>Generally, compression for a single screen can be done per a 16×16 macroblock. And on Wii U, it rapidly compress the data, and the moment the data has built up to a packet-size that can be sent, it sends it to the Wii U GamePad.
>That is completely different from the usual way of compressing video.
>It's extremely tough, wirelessly, to have players hold the Wii U GamePad and move with it because of the Doppler effect
>And they all run wirelessly. We had to develop software for a lot of things—NFC, the TV control button, and the geomagnetic sensor., -it was a lot of work!
>The Wii U GamePad displays so quickly, and because many of the newer televisions have latency due to their video processing components, that there are times when the Wii U GamePad will display images faster than the television that is actually connected by a cable.
>The design concept for the Wii U GamePad is that of a controller—it's unlike any other pad-like device—and our pride, or the feelings of Nintendo are packed into it, so I hope people will try it out.
I miss the Iwata era so much bros its unreal
Surely a massive autistchad will be able to reverse engineer it, right?
One autistchad can't compete against an entire team of autistchads that went to create the WiiU gamepad.
Nintendo knew what they were doing when they made this ad
Making snoys seethe since 1996.
>PCgays get the best experience
Until their rig breaks down.
>W-Well wait until your PC breaks!
Tell me about the fail rate of joycons again?
Tell me about the fail rate of your penis first.
>nincel immediately starts thinking about dicks
Truly the biggest gays in gaming
My moronic weed lmao friend has been running a gtx 970 build since 2014 for lite and esport gaming. He's finally going to upgrade this year to a 4080. Pcs can last a long time dude. Especially if you don't just play the latest goyslop.
eh it was only slightly better than Xbox overall and only because I love Mario & Luigi
both are clearly leagues better than Playstation and the others thats for damn sure
also Nintendo gets an edge because they actually focus on gameplay in their showcases like explaining the difference in gameplay direction with Echoes of Wisdom and a typical Zelda game with Link is clearly way more puzzle oriented and fresh fitting for a game to play as Zelda
Xbox wasn't really lacking gameplay either, the main issue was that some of the stuff they showed was subpar like the Louisiana Bayou game and State of Decay 3 so it really came down to preference of titles here. The main letdown from the public with Xbox here was that they had their showcase stuff leak with 70-80% accuracy and Nintendo didn't. I'm pretty sure the only reason the leak wasn't 100% accurate was because the showcase pulled back on some of the things, like it also mentioned Silksong being a part of it which didn't happen and that also contributed to some of the negativity. I think if they had announced their new handheld coming and some of the titles that were expected but didn't noshow like Silksong or the multiplatform Halo, they would've won.
I stopped playing Nintendo games when I was about 15. Because they make toys for children.
I’m not sure anyone’s winning with what this summer of gaming events brought firth. For me xbox still had the more interesting titles, but even that was very limited.
Xbox was worse because Nintendo had a Zelda game with the art and assets of Link's Awakening remake and another mario party? Journalists are pathetic, relentlessly sucking Nintendo off
Metroid Prime 4 and Mario & Luigi coming back from the dead after alphadream died was kino.
Looking forward to Fantasian, Metal Slug Attack Reloaded, Romancing SaGa 2 Revenge of the Seven and Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
>Metal Slug Attack Reloaded
why in gods name would you be looking forward to this
I like tower defense games anon and i've always been fond of the sprites in metal slug games.
Yeah I wonder how many days before release we can emulate them.
The way pirates act on this board is honestly the best anti-piracy ad that the industry could ever hope for.
What a delusional and pathetic nintendie basedboy, someone post his profile picture
You mean the guy who is constantly one of the ones pretending Sony is doing well?
>How the frick do they do it?
Games. Like always.
Their competition should try it some time.
So PS4 does have games and all that cope was just nincel seethe?
It was a low bar.
The rest barely try, sadly
>Xbox has the most pozzed conference in the history of gaming
>journos pretend they won jackshit
lmao this guy is full of shit
He wasn't really wrong, the gap between TotK/Pikmin 4 and now the next significant game, Echoes of Wisdom, is around 14 months.
>How the frick do they do it?
By showing coherent gameplay without the need of hiding it or espousing fricking boring ass distracting lore dialogue.
Knowing that Sakurai is a NIS fan. I wonder if he'll have time to play will be able to enjoy Phantom Brave 2.
Most unpredictable and most amazing reveal of this entire "E3" season.
it's the weirdest thing, but nintendo just keeps making video games.
>Snoy maggots coping and seething the past two weeks after the absolute state of play
you love to see it
>monopolies good, COMPETITION BAD
Yes, as long as I win
You don't win shit, because nintendo stock is only for japanese people.
if you call sony and microsoft shitting themselves over and over while nintendo keeps doing the thing they've been doing since the 80's a monopoly you might want to take a step back and reevaluate yourself for a few minutes
Where are the games, snoy?
Unless you have the games to back yourself, you have no room to call anything a monopoly, snoy.
You probably believe IP law should exist outside a mandatory credit, don't you?
>no mention of Sony
>still has the obsessive need to bring them up
Rent free
This. Just because 3 teams entered a competition and 1 team won doesn't give you a free ticket to talk about the teams that lost. It's not conductive to a healthy environment to focus on the teams that cannot keep up. Not very civil.
I'll take Doom and Gears over whatever troon shit Nin-toddlers are peddling
Gears still fricking exists?
And in a sorry state. Yet somehow still better than tendie shit
Cope
> 2 bald space marine games
pathetic
Sounds cooler than gay ass cartoon characters
>Big Hit $19.95 Friend Prices
How odd. It's like MS refused to let them into the Platinum Hits line and they just said FRICK YOU WE'LL DO OUR OWN THING
love balds
I have a computer so I don't need to choose and seethe.
>Gears in 2011+13
lmao, the super slowed cover of Mad World worked on morons like you
>I have a computer so I don't need to choose and seethe.
Same. Feels good being able to play all that shit for free, if only Nintendo had anything that was worth the time
At least Doom and Gears will be fun shooters for a playthrough or 2
Doom is peak troon shit.
Yeah im sure most actual trannies play doom and not Nintendo shit lmao how fricking delusional can you get
It's on the Switch so yeah it checks out
>playing doom after zoomternal
>spics of war
Oh you sweet summer child
Nintendo games are for children
Nu-doom is Bing bang wahoo shit at this point
>trusting the Gears team after Gears 5
They could sell shit on a plate and it'd still be better than Nintendo games
>nintendo derangement syndrome again
I can just play Doom on PC though.
Game Pass is on pc, and Doom is owned by Microsoft. If the new Doom is all you're into then you're on team xbox, bud
Not really. I don't have to own gamepass to buy Doom. Microsoft doesn't own Steam. Also, Quake is better than Doom.
>Dave the timdog simp still malding that Nintendo blew Sony the frick out as usual
Another bad day for the shitny cult and the shitstation 5. You love to see it
>tfw nincels spend more time obsessing over bullies who talk bad about their multimillion company than playing games
Many such cases
Prime 4 looks like total slop
WRONG
This thread feels like Snoys hiding behind and using Nintendo to push their console warring homosexualry. Again.
>tendie makes thread acting smug
>gets BTFO
>w-woah this thread is work of snoys!
lol
Ok Eric it’s obvious. False flagging is a lame and boring schtick when you’re constantly doing it.
>gets BTFO
cope
Of the consoles i prefer Nintendo but this wasn't even close. Xbox won easy
yesterday this guy was a snoy now he is getting his dick sucked off by tendies lol
Mario 294?
Zelda 73?
METROID 17?!?!!
NINTENDO WOOOOOON
This. I only play the second or third game in a series led by a strong woman
ass creed 27
sad dad simulator 12
cod 1203b DLC edition
TLOU super bonus extra part 1 double remaster edition
gotta love how the ninteBlack person has to bring out sony unprompted whenever anyone calls his bing bing wahoo out to be the shit it is.
Yknow this direct wasn’t half bad but ever since I’ve gotten a game pass with my card my shitch has been collecting dust at my gfs and I don’t think it’s gonna change. Most of the stuff that interests me isn’t ninceldo exclusive anyways
Still waiting for wind waker and twilight at any rate any fricking time now sweetie
>Christopher Dring choking down his bile to either praise Nintendo or Xbox because under zero circumstances could he seriously defend Sony in this situation
>praise Nintendo but had to take a swing at Xbox in the process
>Super Mario Bros Wonder will continue to expand its lead over Spider-Man 2
>Nintendo and Xbox individually will publish more games than Sony will in 2023, 2024 AND 2025
>because under zero circumstances
Good morning sir
Nintendo fan boy here, Xbox had objectively the better show and won.
Sony's was laughably bad. Nintendo was like a 5-6 which is understandable with the Switch ending and all.
Isn't he a big snoy?
Yeah but he couldn't say Xbox won.
Never heard of this guy before. I see this tweet. He had to clarify that it was a “joke”. The fact that people saw this as some shit he’d actually say and that the people that are defending him are also playstation fanboys makes me think he might be a Snoy.
>he is actually believes a pack-in title getting a sequel is a major first-party title
LMAO!
What is it about Xbox that makes these types so fricking salty and passive aggressive?
Xbox was the "bro" console when they were teenagers. People like that twittergay were pathetic losers as teens and they felt threatened by xbros. Seeing xbox today (which is pathetic) still fills them with self loathing and makes them feel small, so they lash out.
The HEXbox is evil bro
Dude bro dominated
He probably wasn't looking straight to the point
recency bias
Humans are such temporal beings.
PFFFFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>he thinks the fricking editor of gamesindustry is a Nintendo fan
Laugh at this moron
Microsoft and Sony just have no idea what they're doing.
I mean no-one else is making any games, they only win by default. Maybe someone else should consider making a game?
Nintendo has great games for kids.
Doom: The Dark Kino alone mogs the kiddie/remaster direct
>THIS. SO MUCH THIS. FRICK DOOM TRANNIES
Looks more like a snoy
THIS
yes, that is what the average nu-doom fan looks like
ARE YOU gayS moronic?!
ONLY thing worth a damn shown was romancing saga and prime 4.
EVERYTHING else was dogshit
Idk man it looks kinda shitty
that is halo reach
Nah
>nintendo won
If you are underage and moronic maybe
Sony appeals to both those categories
>b-but sony
Cope
>NOOOO STOP EXPOSING US!!!
Nintendo won.
>PLEASE MAKE FUN OF THEM INSTEAD!
Sony could go bankrupt tomorrow and it would still live in your head rent free in your head until you die
Other way around
>no u!
lol
Sure
The Big 3. No need for tendies round these parts
>Jap girl
>snoy
Stopped being the case since the ps2
middle girl is nintendo, Sony is a troony
>person representing PS is asian
>person representing PS isn't intentionally made ugly
PC + handheld has been the master race since the invention of video games, basically.
If Xbox had actual dates it would have won. Nintendo showed a game for every month of 2024.
I feel like I'm being gaslit. There was literally nothing interesting shown. Everything looked like a phone game from over 10 years ago.
what games do you like?
kingdom hearts
did you watch the english or japanese direct? the english one kind of sucked
Did they show real games on the JP one?
>new Mario and Luigi when everyone thought the franchise was dead, AND it looks more faithful to the entries in the series people actually liked
>new 2D Zelda for the first time in a decade
>MP4 footage
>official localization of Ace Attorney Investigations 2
>new good looking Ori/HK-like game
>Uchikoshi and Kodaka's joint project revealed
>Romancing SaGa 2 remake
I don't know what you look for in Nintendo Directs but for me this could really only be better if it had New Wario Land 5, New Advance Wars, or New Etrian Odyssey.
more games like astral chain and less bing bing wahoo would've gotten me more excited
this direct showed off a bunch of games for that one stinky Black person friend we all have that loves fighting games and ace attorney but that's about it
>more games like astral chain
there was plenty of low quality weebshit though
>half of the announcements mentioned are multiplats
lol
instead of all the games being multiplats
So Switch still doesn't have value unless you're really into bing bing wahoo, some things really never change
So? I have every console and PC. And this Direct probably showed more worthwhile PS5 games than Sony did, lmao.
Here's what I'm interested in:
> Mario and Luigi
> Tookyo's Danganronpa Strategy game
> Dragon Quest remake
> Ace Attorney
> Legend of Zelda
> Metroid Prime 4
I don't know what you were expecting. This is the Switch's last year before the Switch 2 releases. All major development manpower will go there. But in the mean time, there are a bunch of smaller titles that all look fantastic to me that I want to play.
What is it that you were expecting?
gay
I'm personally excited for Mario party, and mario and luigi. I plan on getting the Dragon quest remakes on pc.
Don't try to explain it for idiots. These people can not enjoy games unless they fit into an extremely narrow genre and even then just so so. They will not understand why the Switch is outselling everything and who buys those games.
MP4 looks more like a AAA title that might as well have a cross generation release. But other than that you're right, Bingtendo cares about AA titles for downtimes between big releases, meanwhile Sony and Microsoft only want indies or AAAA titles that cost hundreds of millions and half a decade to develop and barley manage to break even.
Nintendo in general produces AA/B level games. It's mainly Smash Bros and Legend of Zelda that they break out the big bucks in development manpower for. Their other titles, Splatoon, Animal Crossing, Mario Kart, and the like are small in budget that they can easily rotate developer personnel around and pump out in less than 3 year development cycles. There's a reason why Nintendo has been against big budget development since forever and deliberately tried to restrict developers from making big games with the mini discs of the GC. It's not a sustainable development practice.
However, it took 2 decades for Nintendo, late CEO Yamauchi in particular, to be vindicated on this and they were the laughing stock of the industry at one point in time. They were right at the end, but the cost was just so big.
>heres what Im excited for
>sequel
>spinoff of franchise
>remake
>sequel
>sequel/spinoff
>sequel
WOW INCREDIBLE IM BUYING 15 SWITCHES FOR ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS RIGHT NOW!!!
Now tell me what's on the ps5?
>MUH CONSOLE WARS
I don't own a PS5, and even if I did I'm not a console wars fricking homosexual like you.
Normal people don't have ADHD which is the only thing that can be assumed by your post. Take your meds.
wtf do you want to play then
stop posting about yourself, homosexual
seriously, honestly and sincerely - who gives a flying frick about nintendo? really. they publish some slight variation of the same 4 or 5 franchises and not a single one of them has been really relevant for years. sure, they sell but they don't capture any cultural zeitgeist. it's like
>hey that new mario game came out and it's really good!
>yeah, cool
>uhuh....
Really, who gives a frick?
I mainly play games on PC but also own a Switch and thought the Direct was pretty good. Sony games continue to suck dick and Xbox continues to be irrelevant. PC and Nintendo is all you need.
Pretty crazy to think people thought TOTK would be the last big title on the Switch lol.
They've got to keep the Switch train running until Switch 2 releases.
i can't wait for the switch 2 man i'm tired of these mobile games
Why don't you Black person just get a PC on top of whatever console you're fanboying for? That way you get to shitpost about who is winning the console war but actually play games
I play on PC, and I liked them both
They make games.
Games without ugly women or shitskins.
They've also fostered and cared for their IPs while other companies don't.
Simple as.
>it's not a videogame unless a it has bright colors and can be played by even fetuses
K
Yeah pretty much. Unless your game is a milsim miss me with the brown realism bullshit. Fricking design a world, not copy the only shitty example we already have
Totally not a cult guys
Sorry for liking slightly different things slightly differently than you
Never said that, however Sony has many games coming out with bright colors and are accessible too.
>Look, gamers! We have Guardians Of The Galaxy at home!
This looks like the result of an 8 hour long focus group session in a studio in LA
>pronouns in bio
Yeah, gamers really will want to play that.
By now even the last dumbfrick should've noticed that people just want to play to have fun and not be fricking lectured.
>it's not a videogame unless a it has bright colors and can be played
correct
>it's not a videogame unless a it has bright colors and can be played
...yes? was this supposed to be some sort of own?
By being the sole company actually making videogames
Frick off and have a nice day twitter homosexual.
Tendies are fricking moronic
>actually announce games instead of pandering to the mentally ill
>announce games that people actually fricking care about
>port titles that people actually fricking care about
>bring back IPs that people thought were dead or abandoned, therefore earning goodwill
>HOW DOES israeliteTENDO DEW IT??????
back IPs that people thought were dead or abandoned, therefore earning goodwill
>>HOW DOES israeliteTENDO DEW IT??????
Yeah it's pretty insane. Their rabid fanboys will jerk them off even if they take 20 years to make a new game in their favorite franchise
You'll survive
Don't forget that Nintendo wouldn't frick up MP the way Microsoft lets 343i rape Halo over and over again. Any goodwill they had with their IPs has gone to the shitter.
To play double's advocate, there's not much they can do about MP considering that Hudson Soft was absorbed by israelitenami.
It's honestly a fricking miracle that another M&L was made considering AlphaDream went defunct some time ago.
>double's advocate
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
BING BING WAHOOOOOOOO
IT'S HECKING MARIO 287, ZELDA 73 AND METROID 16 HOW DOES NINTENDO DO IT
>have actual games
>win
It's that easy. The best part is that both M$ and Sony could easily compete with them even without pure IP strength, yet they rather wallow in their fricking movies and diverse indie crap that nobody wants. AA games are dead to them and so they're dead to anyone who wants to play fricking video games.
So PS4 had games? Guess all the 'nogames' was just Ganker seething 24/7 about that fact
>whataboutism
Yep, rabid fanboy
>i'm gonna say stupid shit, but you aren't allowed to call me on it!!
lol okay moron
It was solid enough, I'm excited about M&L, Prime 4 and DQ3, but am actually rather annoyed about the lack of Tomodachi; absolute waste of Miitopia's perfect editor.
Interestingly, Japanese fans seem to be furious about the lack of Tomokore, since the Direct happened on the series' 15th anniversary, so it was a slap in the face to them. Wonder if the outcry means we'll get something eventually.
They really didn't though. Only the Metroid Prime announcement was good. The new Princess Zelda and Mario & Luigi game look like filler fodder (because they are.)
I hate to admit it but Microsoft had the best showing this year. Fricking Microsoft of all things.
Snoy defence force going all out today
>at least it's not kiddie shit!!!
>at least it's generic shooter 74 and not mario 74!!!
What makes people like this?
>meanwhile be PCgay
>can get generic shooter 74 AND Mario 74 through pirating and emulation
>PCgay
*PC vegan
Instead of just saying that microsoft was better while including what nintendo had, you should say what microsoft actually had. They had nothing btw.
still gonna have MH wilds, a better game than anything that came out on the shitch
Rise is literally right there. World sucked ass and Wilds will be worse.
>rise
oh right, the two steps backwards game
...which is a good thing since it's more fun and not a boring immersiveslop piece of shit.
>I didn't want the other games anyway
People can have multiple consoles, and World is just as shit on PC as anywhere else. Except not really because at least you have mods LOL.
>hiding behind PC
Frick off kid. You don't belong to us
Why can't someone own multiple platforms?
Because someone who owned multiple platforms wouldn't be console warring all day
False.
I own a PC, Xbox, Playstation, and Nintendo. I am a true gamer. And I like them all.
>Rise vs World, both multiplatform games, is console warring
It's just a PC vegan thing. Ignore them.
> monster hunter console warring
can you homosexuals STOP?
It has nothing to do with console wars. World was shit, Rise was shit, Wilds is more of the same and will undoubtedly be shit. MH is dead.
Fable
South of Midnight
E-Day
Expedition 33
Starfield
Indiana Jones
Avowed
Stalker 2
None of those are good, sadly.
ok
No one is genuinely excited for those, shill.
>bring up upcoming games for another system
>tendies have a meltdown
You love to see it
Only games I'm remotely interested from on that list are Expedition 33 and Stalker 2
>woke zelda
>mid-roid
they won jack shit lmao
What about the new mario bros rpg?
>Expedition 33
>turn-based RPG
Why is anyone excited for this?
>Mario and Luigi Brothership
>turn-based RPG
Why is anyone excited for this?
Because a large amount of Ganker users like turnbased rpgs
>i've never played any of the games in the series so i am incredibly ignorant about the games, but i am SHOCKED that someone would be interested in something i know nothing about!
Notice how no one had an issue with this post
The nincel brainwash in full force
>people didn't notice my first post, that means there's a bias
I know, right? These morons
think they're the center of the universe or something, where stuff they don't know or understand simply is not important or something lmao
>Astrobot
>probably a turn-based RPG
Why is anyone excited for this?
Nintendo show was pretty mid. Tendies sure are impressed easily huh? I've been waiting for Metroid Prime 4 for over 5 years and it looks worse than a ps4 game.
>Tendies slurp shit
Truly newsworthy
>pc cultists slurp tendie shit
Truly newsworthy
>Sony
LITERALLY NOTHING
>Xbox
Actually presents some good games for the first time in years.
>Nintendo
Always delivers. *Also on PC
Nintendo's DIrect was mid but no way it was worse than Sony's. And personally I'd still put it over Xbox's just because Xbox was full of woke pandering.
Nintendo won
I have a gift. To celebrate nintendo winning.
not really anything i was very hyped for. prime 4 teaser was kind of underwhelming, didn't see anything cool and idgaf about sylux. zelda could actually be ok since it seems entirely puzzle-centric. might play nu-danganronpa but eh.
still better than what xbox had to show, idgaf about medieval doom. did sony even do anything this year or have they fully given up. not that i'll give a frick about anything they show short of bloodborne 2
What did this direct even have besides the Metroid subseries for trannies?
>Nintendo showed up with nothing BING BING WAHOO REMASTER HD EDITIONS
>Nintendogays who love BING BING WAHOO love the REMASTER HD EDITIONS
shocking. Nintendo fricking sucks and the fans are braindeads who give no fricks about quality.
>Sony fricking sucks and the fans are braindeads who give no fricks about quality.
ftfy
OH NO NO NO NO NINTENDOGS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!
Based hispanics voting for manjaw pozzed Perfect Dark
>xchads win.png
Yeah, win the bot war
>THATS RIGHT 20 PLAYER MARIO PARTY
>on nintendo's shitty as frick netcode
jesus christ that sounds miserable
Literally any real game would beat the woke slop that Xbox and Sony shit out. Nintendo is the only one actually trying to make video games anymore.
nooooooooooooooooooo
>has to cope about what morons on Twatter think of the bearer of the horseman of the gaming apocalypse, because he's been so BTFO by Nintendo
>>has to cope about what morons on Twatter think
this is a literal twitter screenshot thread anon. youre coping about "winning" because of one moronic journos opinion on twitter
You forget tendies not only play games for toddlers but also have the attention span of one
>they showed shitty demakes and rehashes instead of literal in your face woke propaganda, it was so refreshing!
Put down the gun, soldier, your war was lost ages ago
wait E3's dead??? when the frick did that happen
ahm frick nintendo frick tendies
the other way around
>the only defense nincels have is copy pasting other people's post and have them be about the competition
Didn't expect any less from the rehash company
so I take it he is having is usual melti but can someone show me chikorita's game list?
Too lazy to watch a vod
you guys are so fricking moronic it isn't even funny anymore, it was cute at first to consider a company a winner of a trade show when it was an actual thing, but now it seems forced as frick
dont wanna burst your little bubble, but japan is a serf nation of the american empire, protected by the military industrial complex that its blood and veins all things microsoft
expect nintendo to be under microsoft's umbrella by the end of the decade...if you're alive by then that is
Protip of why that will be is my captcha: 8AVRTX
so many anons seething ITT
>Call of Duty: Black Ops 6
>Blade
>Gears 6
>South of Midnight
>Fable
>Indiana Jones
>Age of Mythology Retold
>Ara: History Untold
>Microsoft Flight Sim 2024
>Avowed
>Halos
>Psychonauts 3
>Gears Collection
>Perfect Dark
>The Elder Scrolls 6
>Fallout 3 Remake
>Clockwork Revolution
>DmC 2
>The Outer Worlds 2
>Starfield: Shattered Space
>Project Mara
>Everwild
>Quake 6
>DOOM: The Dark Age
>Forza Horizon 6
>STALKER 2
>State of Decay 3
>Contraband
>Towerborne
>Hundred Star (Rocksteady)
>Hexen (People can Fly)
>Killer Instinct 2
>Banjo-Kazooie (Toys for Bob)
>Elsewhere
>OD (Kojima Prod.)
I have never seen a bigger list of actual shit in my life. what a travesty.
Burn down alrighty you worthless industry.