Nintendoomedbros...

Nintendoomedbros...
...What the FRICK do we do? This article was before the Switch's overwhelming success...
It must be even worse now...

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you moronic or something? It's not saying Nintendo is doomed or anything. It's saying that they've got so much money that they don't need to worry about it for several decades. Now that the Switch is doing very well, they don't need to worry about profits for even longer.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you moronic
      Are you ESL?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know what ESL means?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          English as Second Language.
          You clearly didn't understand what the post said.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take your meds.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    *ahem*
    meanwhile

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how much money they made off of teams during the pandemic

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no incentive to make good games until 2052

    yikes

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo releases good games every year

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        *passable games

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          They release games that most people see as being good games. They aren't gonna have problems as long as they keep doing it.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, like…erm…

        THEY JUST DO OKAY, I JUST CANT REMEMBER THEM RHATS ALL!!1!

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yea, but what if Nintendo lost 4 trillion in a year? Checkmate

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't that depend on how much they loose in the year lol

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      The article assumes 250 million loss every year, worse than the WiiU.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry. If Nintendo starts hemorrhaging money they will just cash out of the video game market and go do something else. They have maybe a decade of losing profits before somebody snaps and fires everyone and they have to pivot away from gaming

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, if they ever start losing money they can just release a new Pokemon. Problem solved.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate articles like this. I could lose a dollar every year and be good for 40,000 years.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bro my company has more money than yours!
    consolewarrers are braindead

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad they're a public company

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo will go bankrupt if they lose $1 a year for 30 years
    What a shame.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo is genius. They have the 30+ yr old tendies in the palm of their hand because they are nastolgia gays and don't see a problem triple dipping on "nintendo classics", they also refuse to make nintendo accountable for using cheap outdated hardware or calling them out on their pricing. so they have the bag secured with this bunch of smelly fat bald men just waiting for anything nintendo drops. this is the same group buying their kids the shit they played and creating a new generation of idiots.

    i can't even imagine not being able to move on from a brand and just sitting by like a fool for anything and everything that this company cranks out. why would nintendo even want to progress when this is their base. LMAO

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