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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    are the fricking jannies going to do something about this list spam or they're too busy fapping on the waifu thread or out of hotpockets
    and frick you OP

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate when people talk about video games.

      https://i.imgur.com/Pwkk4gc.jpg

      The 5 GREATEST NES Games

      See

      Swap Mario Madness with Mario 3

      and swap CV with CV3(better game in same series), DW3 with LoZ(better RPG) and Kirby with Punch Out(Kirby? Really?)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >talking about videogames
        >post picture with random games LOL GAME GUD and literally nothing else
        >needing 19 threads (and counting) to do just that

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're the one having trouble starting a conversation, do you need to be spoonfed a talking point.
          >do you really need 19 threads about old games on a board dedicated to old games?
          Really?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(Kirby? Really?)
        yeah don't act so incredulous homosexual you know kirby is fricking fun. I don't care that it's easy, most games are easy.

        Anyway CV3 is great but CV1 has tighter pacing and more deliberate design, it's a great game to blast through and master.

        Zelda is good but not an RPG. And DQ3 is the greatest RPG of all time let alone on the NES.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >an role playing game

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Most games are easy
          Not on the NES zoomie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither NES Zelda are better than any of the NES DQ games, even DQII

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically a perfect list except I'd replace Castlevania with Mega Man III.

        kirby over mega man 2 is crazy
        op MIGHT be gay

        Does everyone on this board think they're Mr. "Too Hardcore for Kirby"? Frick off. You're not that cool.

        Kirby is a literal God and blasphemers like you should have their skulls carved open and your marrow melted into candle wax.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will frick you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree
      It's bs

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swap Mario Madness with Mario 3

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person Adventures 1
    Black person Adventures 2
    Black person Adventures 3
    Black person Adventures 4
    Black person Adventures 6, because Black person Adventures 5 were underwhelming (no BBC cutscene with princess Peach? Fricking Nintendo puritans).

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kirby over mega man 2 is crazy
    op MIGHT be gay

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mega Man 2(or 3) I guess, needs to be somwhere on that list.

    Kirby is a top 5 NES game though, it always gets left out of the conversation but it's amazing.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not Dragon Warrior IV
    >not Dracula's Curse
    >anything over a fricking port
    >not SMB3
    >Kirby is a good capstone on the NES, ya got 1 out of 5 anon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      NES Tetris is not a "port", it's the first good version of Tetris ever made. Seriously look at the history of Tetris before GB/NES, they're unplayable by modern standards.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The version in Tetris + Bombliss released after on the Famicom is even better.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna spoil the fun for all of you and tell that Kirby will make it into 1 THE MOST GREATEST NES GAME of all time. I can see it from a mile away.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My top 5 off the top of my head:
    >5. Tengen Tetris
    Why anyone would choose the Nintendo version over the Tengen is beyond me.
    >4. Kirbys Adventure
    I don't care if it is babby easy. It's a blast.
    >3. Castlevania III
    Toss up between 3 and 1 but 3 just has so much more content so I'm going with that one.
    >2. SMB3
    No comment necessary
    >1.LoZ
    Yes, shocker I know.

    Picking top 5 for the nes is a real challenge and I may switch some out the more I think about it but at the moment this is what I would pick.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >top 5 nes games
    >three of them are bing bing wahoo
    >the last two are a jarpig and a port
    It's time we finally admit the nes was a joke.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't like the NES you shouldn't be posting on /vr/.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go into nintendo thread
      >see people talking about things related to nintendo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically complaining about bing bing wahoo
      >on the fricking nes
      terminal Ganker brain

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Castlevania was fundamentally not all that fun to play. It's fair and difficult but it just feels clunky

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A fixed jump arc isn't clunk if it's responsive and acts the same way every time

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo nes tetris
    unironically a zoomer

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And you can take Kirby straight off that list.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does everyone on this board think they're Mr. "Too Hardcore for Kirby"? Frick off. You're not that cool.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering it's on the NES.

        Not a bad game but not released in the nes's prime.

        Too many exclusions from the list. If something had to go it would be Kirby.

        There was already a Kirby on the game boy. Now you can put Kirby on a game boy top 5.

        Not a bad game at all.
        List doesn't have to be ranked.

        But other games need to be on that list.
        Absolutely they would get seniority over Kirby.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not bad. I've seen much worse lists around here. I'd probably replace SMB2 with SMB3 or Mega Man 2 but it's hard to argue with the rest.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doki Doki mario 2 USA Madness
    Bionic Commando
    Metroid
    Devil World
    Felix the Cat

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Legend of Zelda
    Super Mario Bros.
    Castlevania
    Mega Man
    Metroid

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really feel a lot of people in this thread are zoomies, so here let me do your homework for you.
    The Guardian Legend
    Bionic Command
    SMB3
    Metal storm
    Crisis force or Gunnac (Best shmup)

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario 3 or Megaman 2 or 3

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda cute how your obssesion is progressing, osto.
    But remember: it won't work!

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Contra
    >Life Force
    >Super Mario Bros 3
    >Castlevania 3
    >Faxanadu

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is my top 5 🙂

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Fire Emblem Gaiden. I spent two many hours just managing inventory in the first game.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why no love for Blaster Master? 🙁

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can make a case for Top 11, but Top 5's competition is too stiff.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No shatterhand
    Wrong

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good list but you can improve it by removing every Nintendo game or game released on a Nintendo platform

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Megaman 2
    Kirby's Adventure
    Bionic Commando
    Ninja Gaiden II
    Castlevania III

    No I didn't forget Mario, I just wouldn't replace anything in my top 5 for it.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario 3
    Mega Man 2
    Tetris
    Contra
    Skate or Die 2 - Ramp Mode

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Castlevania
    >Super Mario Bros.
    >Life Force
    >Hogan's Alley
    >The Guardian Legend

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metal storm
    Recca 92
    Mario bros 3
    Megaman 4
    Contra

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are legit people who make this every hour on the hour
    >There are legit people who see the thread, click on it, waste time out to type an angry remark and think it solved everything

    This board is trash

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Kirby.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the date of the game's creation is before your birthday you can leave this thread. op, see you 'round.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the NES have greatest overall library of games? Soooo many fantastic fun titles.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ZANAC
    Bionic Commando
    Contra
    The Legend of Zelda
    Super Mario Bros

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