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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's in my backlog 😉

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobody on Ganker has played a game
    fixed

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did.

    However, NO ONE has played this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks cool.
      I played Syberia like 20 years ago. I liked it at the time but I’m not sure I would any more. I don’t it remember it that well.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to just keep posting adventure games you people have never played

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna have to try harder than that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this one was such a disappointment
        it's full of these need to collect items before you know you will need them puzzles
        and often well hidden with pixel hunting

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about the X Files FMV game?
        I had fun with it, though maybe they could have made better use of some of the mechanics. Lots of funny stuff you can do with the characters. It does play like an episode of the show, which was the intent. Janky even by the standards of the day for sure, but it’s obvious that they put a lot of work into it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you don't even play as Mulder and Scully
          It's been decades and I still can't muster a frick to play it solely because of this.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They were busy filming the movie at the time, so what they did is set up the plot by saying that they go missing following up on alienshit in Seattle (sometime in Season 3) and Skinner flies out and the player has to go find them. It does actually work pretty well. You can piss off Skinner early on if you keep asking him over and over if Scully and Mulder are fricking lol.
            I was looking up to see how to get the game running on my Deck since I’m rewatching the series right now and some guy on Reddit said that he was talking about it with one of the The Lone Gunmen actors at a con or something and apparently, there had been an idea to bring in the characters from the game as recurring characters on the show, but it didn’t pan out. Presumably because the game took a long time to make and series was already starting to die and Duchovny already had one foot out the door by the time the game actually came out.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does X Files get better in later seasons or is it just the same formulaic plots with a rare good twist and breadcrumb status quo progression with season premieres/finales?
          I enjoyed it at first, but it quickly started to feel like one of those shows where things don't actually happen.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >waching X-Files for the overarching story
            Come on now.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd take it if they didn't give away the entire plot of every other episode 3 minutes in. Genuinely what's the appeal episodically once you've seen enough to know the rules like "paranormal thing/person always gets away in the end" and "sympathetic victims/paranormal people almost certainly die"?

              The "UFO plotline" in The X Files fricking sucks. Its the sort of show you watch for the one offs. Oh and it gets even worse as the show goes on. Watch shit like The Host, War of the Coprophages and Squeeze, those are the episodes which carry the franchise.

              That I'll do. They're few and far between, but the good eps were really good.

              the alien shit is only good up to fight the future and two fathers/one one, its bad after that. the show in general steadily drops when they moved production to california. the series finale and what really happened to mulder's sister is beyond moronic, better off to just invent your own headcanon.

              >the series finale and what really happened to mulder's sister is beyond moronic, better off to just invent your own headcanon.
              Really? That was my one enduring investment.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The "UFO plotline" in The X Files fricking sucks. Its the sort of show you watch for the one offs. Oh and it gets even worse as the show goes on. Watch shit like The Host, War of the Coprophages and Squeeze, those are the episodes which carry the franchise.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd take it if they didn't give away the entire plot of every other episode 3 minutes in. Genuinely what's the appeal episodically once you've seen enough to know the rules like "paranormal thing/person always gets away in the end" and "sympathetic victims/paranormal people almost certainly die"?
              [...]
              That I'll do. They're few and far between, but the good eps were really good.
              [...]
              >the series finale and what really happened to mulder's sister is beyond moronic, better off to just invent your own headcanon.
              Really? That was my one enduring investment.

              Oh and to add on to this, Squeeze is a "two part" episode which is concluded in an episode called "Tooms" which is also really great, and you should watch "Humbug" too. There's one other episode (I think its called Firewalker) which is like prototype-The Last of Us involving fungi which survive in a volcanic area and use humans to reproduce, that was cool too.
              Fug now I want to rewatch The X Files

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                AH FRICK ME I FORGOT THIS ONE TOO
                "Darkness Falls" is about little bugs which hibernated for hundreds of years in the growth rings of trees and attack people but are scared of light. "Detour" is about Native Americans who can turn invisible. Also there's one about a Haitian voodoo guy in a prison.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually it kind of just dies because David Duchovny and later Gillian Andersen just left and the show obviously didn’t work without them.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            the alien shit is only good up to fight the future and two fathers/one one, its bad after that. the show in general steadily drops when they moved production to california. the series finale and what really happened to mulder's sister is beyond moronic, better off to just invent your own headcanon.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it a point and click 200 hour narrative adventure game without combat? there is a very small audience for this type of game and I honestly don't think I could get into it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s nowhere near that long.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original two are amazing, I've dropped the third trash one and I'm looking for motivation to come back to it and finishing the series with fourth one.

      You're mistaking it for Longest Journey, which has a single with combat and it was fricking awful

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a point and click 200 hour narrative adventure game without combat?
      I can tell you haven't touched a point and click game in your life

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played myst, it was ok
        the world was interesting but it was really boring

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Umineko is 200 hrs. It’s a VN
      Longest P/C is Longest Journey which is also the best one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there is a very small audience for this type of game
      syberia is a popular series and it sold millions
      >Syberia was a commercial and has sold over 3 million units worldwide
      for reference AC6 sold only 2.8 and bloodborne sold 2 million in its first year

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was on xbox btw. I never bought it because it looked cringe.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no mammoth autist bf

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have played it, once as a kid and 2 years ago again as an adult. It had a nice world, but you can really tell that the writers kind of dropped the ball once you get to the soviet rocket place. It felt like filler.

    Started off strong, got more meh as it dragged on.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad The World Before was actually solid despite making Kate gay, it would've been depressing for the creator to die and the game was as shit as 3

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did, but then I had to look up the answer to a puzzle. And then I decided the game wasn't fun of it was hard to the point where I had to look shit up, so I dropped it.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't come back to it after arriving to an area after university

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've played the first 2 once on ps2, once on ps3 and the third once. I think there's a fourth one which I'm considering on getting, but 3 wasn't really all that interesting so I'm not terribly interested in the new one either.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have, I love point and click adventure games.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did, it's probably my favourite adventure game of all time.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy based
    I recently started this on my Xbox
    very cozy game for the season

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick were they thinking with 3? Who was it even made for?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody has played this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACVZ5b8wW14

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sokal made pretty games with what they had available to them at the time.
    It's sort of sad with all these ULTRA HIGH-DEFINITION GRAFIX we have nowadays we have less soulful artistry going in to them than ever.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >less soulful artistry going in to them than ever.
      I bought an og xbox and started playing stuff on there and that made me start revisiting old pc games as well
      I've all but stopped playing anything released in the last decade at this point
      thank god there's a catalog long enough that I probably won't ever need to get with the times again

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is discworld as hard as it’s reputation suggests?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ohohoho anon ohohohoho how the turn tables

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lightning Returns

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like jerking off to Lightning

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >playing games to fap instead of just using porn sites

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It doesnt help that I have a shower mount for the fleshlight, which works perfectly on my PC desk. I'm so fricked up.shinji

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              don't feel too bad, I considered buying a handy just to use it on that one jinx blowjob video because it came with a .funscript
              I still consider buying one every time I wank to it

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              based
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      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Lightningchad

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried it back in the day when it was in the local magazine for review.
    Got filtered in the train.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm firmly convinced nobody on Ganker has actually played and finished this classic PSX game.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played it, but in 2012 I saw Sokal at a comic fest giving an interview and later made a report about it for a blog. This was my only venture in gaming journalism in my life.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you guys like Point & Click adventure games pic related came out a few months ago and is asbolute kino. Great characters/voice acting, original interesting story, and great game mechanics/puzzles.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this game looks amazing. thanks for letting me know.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have it in my library. Should I play it?

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's bad.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat it and then got like 30 minutes into Syberia 2 before giving up, that shit started with running back and forth across the same ten screens like four times to talk to npcs at either end and I just didn't care enough about the characters for the fifth runback.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have Syberia 1 and 2 on my PS3. Still haven’t gotten around to really playing them.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come everyone has this shovelware in ther steam library

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    im part way through the second game now.

    what precisely goes wrong with the third game?

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