>Normario after rescuing Peach from Bowser >You didn't...He didn't force you to suck his massive dinosaur wiener, right? >Force? No. >Peach, did you touch his mammoth, scaly, dinosaur turtle hybrid wiener? >... >Life Counter goes down by 1
>Princess Daisy told Mushroom Kingdom reporters this week that her will-they-or-won't-they relationship with Luigi has been over for some time. The key moment, she said, came when she realized that she was Princess Daisy, and that he was Luigi.”
>In other news, police are currently investigating the gruesome murder of a woman and a waiter at a prominent New Donk City residence. While police are not naming a suspect at this time, they have released this artist's rendering of a person of interest.
>This week in the Mushroom Kingdom goombas have gone on strike, protesting their working conditions. When asked for a comment Mario Mario said: >Hey, maybe I do stomp on them a little too hard, but at least I didn't kill my wife and a waiter too
I'd rather him be cranky kong
>hey luigi did you uhhh figure out what was goin on with those ghosts?
have a nice day feelsguy homosexual
it was never going to happen
>Twitter tries to shit on him especially after hearing he died
unbelievably based comedian to the end
The voice of Luigi has dressed up like a nazi and said Black person on TV on multiple occasions
I don't think Nintendo would care
based norm
the more I learn about this Hitler fella the more I dont care for him
Shoulda been Jeff Dunham
Did op just take two completely separate trending topics and combine them or is there an article that confirms this
IGN confirmed it, it's why Christ Pratt's portrait is the only one that's black and white.
A Goomba goes into a podiatrist’s office...
I miss him so much, bros..
He couldn't even do a fricking southern accent, do you think he could do a good Mario/Italian impression? Frick no.
and fricking Chris Pratt can??
Probably not, I hate Chris Pratt.
Who should Gilbert Gottfried be?
cranky or kamek
Waluigi or cranky
>Thank you Mario but OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
Toad
This is the only correct answer
I think cancer is a small price to pay for the chance to lick Princess Peach butthole.
>Gay bowser
That bowser guy is a real jerk!
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
>mfw i wake up in 1996 and tupac and biggie and still alive and the twin towers are ok and everyone is sane again and it was all a bad dream
"What is he moronic?"
>The worst thing about Bowser is the hypocrisy
>Really? I thought it was the kidnapping
>Mario spends 90 minutes talking about how OJ is guilty AF
Toad: Really bad time Mario. Princess Peach has been kidnapped.
Mario: I know how you feel I just lost my hat.
>Hey hey easy with that! That's my lucky goomba stomping cap
I walked through blood and bones in the streets of New Donk City, trying to find my brother.
He was in the Mushroom Kingdom
World 9-1....*laughter*
Reminds me of that terrible tragedy...
>Well I'm off to destroy Canada. They've had it too good for too long
I love it how he downgrades it to manslaughter. Norm gave zero fricks, in many ways he's like Sam Hyde if he had actual class.
yeah he's like Sam Hyde but he didn't rape and beat a 15 year old
Wait, I thought that was how he met Adam Eget.
heh
lmao
Explain for the folks at home what a “goomba” is
This guy doesn't believe in the toadocaust, he never stops talking about the smokestacks at the Mushroom Kingdom.
>you know toad? yeah, he was a bit of a moron but was real smart.
Would you like to hear my impression of the 9/11 call from when Princess Peach got kidnapped?
>Normario after rescuing Peach from Bowser
>You didn't...He didn't force you to suck his massive dinosaur wiener, right?
>Force? No.
>Peach, did you touch his mammoth, scaly, dinosaur turtle hybrid wiener?
>...
>Life Counter goes down by 1
>Princess Daisy told Mushroom Kingdom reporters this week that her will-they-or-won't-they relationship with Luigi has been over for some time. The key moment, she said, came when she realized that she was Princess Daisy, and that he was Luigi.”
>Mario keeps calling out Luigi in front of everyone for being a holocaust denier throughout the entire movie.
>In other news, police are currently investigating the gruesome murder of a woman and a waiter at a prominent New Donk City residence. While police are not naming a suspect at this time, they have released this artist's rendering of a person of interest.
>This week in the Mushroom Kingdom goombas have gone on strike, protesting their working conditions. When asked for a comment Mario Mario said:
>Hey, maybe I do stomp on them a little too hard, but at least I didn't kill my wife and a waiter too
Norm's tragic irony was that the only thing that could've killed his cancer was OJ Simpson.
it didn't kill his career, he was invited back to host SNL like a year later
No fricking way, was this actually planned?! FRICKKKKINGGGG NOOO NORM WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO SO SOOONNN