Nothing on this is worth playing in 2022

Nothing on this is worth playing in 2022

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >being an NES-let

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You meant to post the PS3 but i forgive your mistake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The NES is one of the best consoles of all time.

      Based.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That a shitty NES Mini though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now that Demon's Souls runs at 60fps on PC yes, no reason to own one of those noisy shitboxes.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You never had one as a kid

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, wrong pic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are at least 4-5 games still worth playing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        much more than that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          distinct lack of Bomberman Hero in that group

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I bought most of thsoe before getting the everdrive. Bomberman is on the SD card

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          From left to right, top to bottom:
          >On PC
          >Better on XB1
          >Japan only
          >Sequels are better
          >Literally what?
          >Remake is better
          >One game
          >Remake is better
          >Remake is better
          >Remake is better
          >Shindou is better, but that's also N64 so I'll give you that one
          >Remake is better
          >Worst Kirby game
          >Sequel is better
          >Three games
          >PSX version is better
          >PC version is better
          >Japan only
          >Bad game
          >GX is better
          >Bad game
          >Bad game
          >Remake is better
          >Four games
          >Sequel is better
          >Sequels are better
          >Bad game
          >Remake is better
          >Pseudo-remake is better
          >Not a game
          >Pseudo-remake is better

          A whopping 4 games in that image are worth playing nowadays.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's a whole lotta goalpost moving, anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >those dont count
            CLASSIC Ganker

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >t. the world's fattest "man"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have to be really generous to think that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can only count one: Sin & Punishment.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one asked.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you are getting a mini console you would be moronic to not get the snes mini over the nes
    you can just sideload the os for the nes mini on it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mother is pretty good
    >But combat is bad and encounter rate is too high!!!!!
    Just use the romhack that adds the ring which increases exp/gold earned and reduces the encounter rate.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So... some pal of mine wants to get into gaming and is a fricking boomer like me so he wants to play Snes and PS1 games what should I tell him to buy that emulates everything?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A computer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PS3 with CFW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no 240p support
        It's a crying shame what the PS3 is capable of and they absolutely neutered it. Into the trash...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a pc and a hdmi cable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      retroarch 🙂

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the mega man games

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mother 1
    >zelda 1
    >zelda 2
    all great games I beat recently and thoroughly enjoyed as a zoomenial

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just remembered I still have one of these, still in its box, lying around somewhere.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NEStroid
    Bionic Commando
    FFIV and III
    Adventure Island 4
    SMB trilogy
    kirbys adventure
    megaman 1,2,3,6
    Tecmo bowl
    Journey to Silius
    Kid Icarus
    excitebike
    Tetris
    ghosts n goblins
    battletoads
    blaster master
    ducktales
    rygar
    crystalis
    faxanadu
    Super C
    contra force
    mario bros
    goonies II
    a boy and his blob
    rad racer
    wizards and warriors
    kid niki
    metal storm
    ninja gaiden trilogy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bionic Commando is pointless after 2007, the remake completely mogs it in every conceivable way

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Was there a 2D remake? Or are you talking about that shitty shooter game that just has the same name?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Add power blade to that list. Game is dope, and Captain Skyhawk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Add castlevania 1+3, punch out and batman. God damn I love the NES.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      River City Ransom for 2 player beat em up KINO!
      #1 Cheese Merv Fan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Add Shatterhand, Startropics 1 & 2, DraQue 3, Turtles 2 & 3, and Tiny Toon Adventures.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wrong

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >put cartridge into the console
    >hit the power button
    >already playing video games
    >no loading screens
    >no OS bullshit
    >just vidya
    Makes me sad that consoles will never be like this ever again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The memory card managers and CD/DVD players were cute. 7th gen was a mistake.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shatterhand
    Ghost's and Goblins
    Power Blade
    Castlevania
    Golf
    Gauntlet
    Fire n Ice
    Punch Out
    Mr Gimmick
    Megaman
    Solomon's Key
    and more...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ghost's and Goblins
      One of the worst ports ever made. It was so bad it forced capcom to stop allowing micronics to do their ports, and they started doing them in-house.
      You can't be serious including it in an otherwise decent list.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's fun. The challenge is fun. You just don't like fun. Bet you shit on the nes double dragon too huh shitter?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no one can deny there wasnt truckloads of shit for the nes but its got a lot of games i feel are worth playing today
    mario1-3
    zelda (just the first one)
    mike tyson's punch-out
    contra and super c
    metroid (hasnt aged as well, probably considered brutally hard by todays standards)
    mega mans
    startropics
    bubble bobble
    castlevanias

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just beat adventure island 3, beat yo noid a few weeks ago. what are some lesser known platformers on this thing that are worth playing? also accepting famicom games as i have hardly scratched the surface of its library

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what are some lesser known platformers on this thing that are worth playing?
      Gimmick! / Mr. Gimmick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what are some lesser known platformers on this thing that are worth playing?
      gi joe
      little nemo

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >console from 1985 is no longer necessary

    Fair enough

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a picture of the PS5.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Punch-Out!! is fun in any year.
    Super Mario Bros 3 is a great platformer that competes with anything on Switch.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer literally filtered by the lack of objective arrows and GRAB THIS THING notifications.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gen z is filtered by anything that doesn't hold his hand or requires skill, which is pretty much the every game on the system

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zelda 1 still hasnt been topped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what do you like about it so much? to me, yo noid! hasn't been topped

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Back to fortnite zoomie

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't play a lot of nes games because of the full screen fast blinking seizure strobe lights that most nes games had. I can only play the virtual console versions that removes the "seizure" effect

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not true at all. The real problem with the NES classic is that while there are games worth playing, you can get better deals for all the worthwhile games, either through collections that have a higher percentage of worthwhile titles, or through re-releases or remakes that offer a better experience than a rom of the original would.

    SNES classic as a whole was a lot better, though I only bought to "physically" own Star Fox 2 officially.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you think you're better than me because you own the ROM on an officially license nintendo emulator while i just have it on my computer?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Weird takeaway from one line in my post. No, I don't think I'm better than you for it. I just find owning official releases preferable to unofficial ones. I don't see that as having any bearing on you as a person.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The original GI Joe game on nes is a masterpiece

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