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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH boy, I cant wait to play some Black Me-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like it better than HL1.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The joke is that its just half life 1 right? They didn't actually port black mesa to gold source??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they totally ported Black Mesa backwards, it has a lot of changes to see from the original

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty cool looking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They did but don't know for what purpose. Black mesa can run on anything that isn't older than 10 years and there are only few locations like surface tension that is too much for engine and wrecks perfomance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >don't know for what purpose
        for the lulz

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I play it on my Pentium III/Voodoo3 machine?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That actually sounds kind of cool, at least for giving HL1 a better Xen. I'll have to see how much the rest of the game is changed though.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey it even has the poster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously why. we havent had actual new content in how long? and yet we get political hamfisted statements about the wu-flu...?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that hard to slap a texture on a wall somewhere. It's absolutely a silly edition, but it's dumb to think it's somehow distracting from "actual new content"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Had to take that shit for work, I can't get a hard on anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        need some help?~

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its the other way for me, the vax has turned me into a super coomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      was this poster in before the coofshit or was it patched in?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was already there before. I remember seeing it before Xen was added which was 2019.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeeeah, I'll just stick to HL1

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    now we need Black Mesa: Classic: Source

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black mesa is cucked they cut out the sweet rail section I didn't even know people complained about that part.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that part obviously sucks
      obvious reasons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well obviously you have sucked many many penises in your lifetime

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          just the one

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember seeing someone backported hl2 to GoldSrc and thought
    >Man someone should make this in source

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But why?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >removed the cries and fricked the music from on a rail
    I don't care if it is the worst section after Xen that shit is unacceptable

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pride logo
    ITS JULY FRICK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just the regular LambdaGeneration logo you schizo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Prismatic spectrum is forever ingrained with the homosexual community to where you don't know who's pushing an agenda and who just fricking likes rainbows
        I WANT OFF MR CLOWNS WILD EARTH, AHHHHHHHHHHH

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SJW riddled discord
    >no new content, instead de-making/trannifying the game
    >ON TOP of adding scamdemic / wuflu GET LE BOOSTER posters
    >shitty sound design
    >abhorrent, sterile art design
    >fanfic tier music
    >gimped lighting which was better in the literal mod
    >shitty HECU voices
    >xen is still bad, and even longer than the original game, somehow making it worse
    >STILL ADDING WOKESHIT ABOUT SCAMDEMIC
    >Still using pride logo

    Why do you play this pozzed piece of shit when the original HL1 is perfect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ???
      Did you even bother reading the OP, or did you just barge in spouting your /misc/ as a matter of pure instinct?
      Remember: Instinct is the enemy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        see

        Hey it even has the poster

        moronic hl2 Black person

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely weird idea for a mod tbqh. Even weirder than those attempts at gold source HL2 ports.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they finish the game?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    now third worlders can play

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