Now that the dust has settled and the shills have found other things, can we agree that this was a completely mediocre FOTM game?
>4 hours
>No impactful story, not even environmentally
>Contextual platforming with virtually zero freedom
>Essentially a puzzle-solving walking simulator, barely any skill-based challenge
Everyone will forget about it by the time GOTY awards are handed out.
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I'm glad that I adopted the game for free as anyone should do when gets a cat. Staring to my cat is a lot better than playing this boring game.
Buying a pedigreed cat instead of adopting one from a shelter is the most NPC thing I can imagine.
>Getting a cat at all
What is the point of small dags? They can't defend you or your property like real dogs, and they can't hunt mice and pigeons like cats.
They're basically big rats - useless, dirty and ugly.
moron.
>and they can't hunt mice
Cats can't do that but certain dogs can.
>Cats can't do that
Bro, my cat has brought dead mice to my doorstep numerous times. Stop being a dumbass on the internet.
Sorry. Some of us have money. If I have $6000 just lying around, I'm spending it on a kitten.
>4 hours
10 hours
>No impactful story, not even environmentally
Better story than TLOU2
>Contextual platforming with virtually zero freedom
Adventure game, not platformer.
>Essentially a puzzle-solving walking simulator, barely any skill-based challenge
Has combat, stealth, quest and exploration areas.
YWNBAW
>10 hours
Were you afk for 70% of your playtime? Even the most brainless journalist and e-celebs completed the game in like 3-4 hours.
following the guide to speedrun the game is not "completion"
If you didn't read every item description and didn't show it to b-12, you didn't play the game.
That's nice but nobody is talking about speedrunning.
Just because you're the slowest gaymer alive, it doesn't meant that somehow there's more content to a game, grandpa.
Imagine being this defensive over a forgotten fotm,
is right, staring at real cats is more fun and interactive than this robot walking simulator
Did you jerk off while afk for 6 hours?
I honestly expect it'll be something like Untitled Goose Game: Cat Edition with realistic graphics and such. All i got is HL2: Cat edition.
No, anon, you are the shills.
The people creating FUD about Elden Ring are the same people shilling crappy games to draw attention away from it.
That's a new hot take. But no, there are dead giveaways in all of these threads that show they are being made by the same group.
>4 hours
5-6 hours is a more fair assessment
>>No impactful story, not even environmentally
A story doesn't have to be "impactful" to be good
>Contextual platforming with virtually zero freedom
Not only is this statement incorrect, it's also nonsensical. You just described most platformers ever made
a puzzle-solving walking simulator, barely any skill-based challenge
Why is this a bad thing?
>Everyone will forget about it by the time GOTY awards are handed out
Why is this a bad thing?
>Dog gays still mad at GOTY
Your girl is getting knotted btw
It's about the experience
nobody expected this to be Witcher 3 or Skyrim
it's just a VIDEO GAME, and a fun one.
go play fartnite and XC3 to coom at little girls
You like pressing X to do everything?
>A = to climb and jump
>X= interact with objects
>Y= open inventory
>RT = run
you never played the game, dog fricker
>You like pressing X to do everything?
YOU JUST DESCRIBED EVERY SINGLE CONSOLE GAME EVER MADE.
At its best, it's an interactive artbook with lovely environments and great sound design. At its worst, it's a shitty half-life ripoff. If they had scrapped the shitty story and most of the dialogue (I'm a cat I shouldn't know what's going on) and it was instead more like Untitled Goose Game in these gorgeous environments with lots of optional little interactions it would have been way, way better. At least it's pretty.
I think the game would be a lot better if it focused more on cats and not muh cyberpunk robots. At least get rid of that homosexual robot companion because it makes the cat MC obsolete except for "WOWEE A CAT SO CUTE AND UNIQUE" factor.
yeah, that's the only thing that I can think I don't like much, but as a fun little game is okay, fricking those disgusting giant eyes
Don't care had fun
>is it comfy?
yes.
>is it fun?
yes.
>does it relax me after a completely fricking exhausting day at work?
yes.
the only people who hate this game are people who enjoyed elden ring and are butthurt people prefer a fun comfy cat game to their "press button to roll" japanese trash.
I had fun