Now that the dust has settled, can you guys admit that it was shit and that you simply fell for the hype?

Now that the dust has settled, can you guys admit that it was shit and that you simply fell for the hype?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was better than all the other shit

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of those games that's more fun to think about than it is to play.

    >think about logging in to engage in jolly cooperation and help some hosts kill bosses
    >they're all shitters that die in 1 hit to the big telegraphed AOE

    >think about engaging in some honor duels
    >it's all meta homosexuals in tragoth pants spamming ROB, moonveil, double greatspear pokes, fingerprint shield, and stars of ruin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking about logging in to enforce nofun
      >it's all homosexuals having fun
      the horror

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh so you knew all the boss attacks your first time fighting them? You probably did because you're a homosexual that watched streamers play it first.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope and seethe more. I just don't stand in the big fire circle on the floor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Fire circle out of no where, big damage.

          You just bullied a bunch of noobs excited in their first run through in a game they just bought, you should be ashamed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You said one hit you backpedaling Black person.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >expecting fromdrones to make an objective assessment of their games
    lol. lmao.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, it's not a shit game at all but it's a weak entry in the series

    Dark Souls = Bloodborne = Sekiro > the rest

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything has been said. This game is pretty cool but the luster doesn't last long. It simply can't support it's own size, there's not enough unique content.
    Simply they forgot to add the fun

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a massive homosexual for From Software. I'll be sucking their wiener for Sekiro until i die.

    Elden Ring still is a massive step back in almost every aspect aside of scale. Combat is back to DS2 clunk'n'spam, level design went out the window, balancing right after. Online play also has never been worse, being so spread out over distance, character levels AND weapon ratings its easy to lock yourself out of it for most of your playtime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >combat is back to DS2 clunk'n'spam
      Combat is the only objective improvement made to the formula simply because of the amount of options it gives you. DS3 is a r1 roll festival, in ER weapon arts are viable, so are jump attacks and R2 to stagger the bosses. Of course, it isn't as good as Sekiro and still suffers from the infinite stamina problem that DS3 had.
      >level design
      Stormveil Castle is superb. There isn't a single Dark Souls that gives you that many options of progression as Stormveil does. The sewers are also really good

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yea it’s awful. Worse combat than Sekiro and Bloodborne, the worst bosses in the series, worst level design in the series, worst soundtrack, worst atmosphere, worst story/lore, terrible art style. The only selling point is the open world but it’s poorly designed and boring to explore, with hardly anything interesting to find.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >worst soundtrack
      Some of the boss themes are great.
      But the "overworld" themes just riding your horse around are absolutely dogshit.

      >just play 2 long notes on a string instrument really really slowly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Perfectly sumed it up. We can all agree to this. What a shame. I fricking knew this game was banking too much on open world. The atmosphere was great in parts in other installments. Elden ring in all seems like a fricking WoW custom private server, best way to put it if you know what i mean.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think it's a bad game, but I personally didn't like it at all. I'll give it another try eventually. I didn't like DaS1 when I first played it, but came back and wound up liking the series a lot. The difference is now I don't have that initial shock learning curve. I understand how these games generally work and I still don't like it.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps. But I did put 250 hours into it, so I got my money's worth

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder why the transexuals are so against this game?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden ring wasn't shit, just flawed like any other souls game. Beautiful game but they really tried too hard to make bosses fricking moronic to push the summon mechanic.
    They should have just made it a party based game where you recruit 2 other npcs to join you on your journey and give them roles like healer/tank/debuffer etc.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    everything after leyndell was shit

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you want everyone to hate it so bad?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it until Zamor Ruins
    then I stopped playing
    >filtered
    yeah, I guess I was lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I liked it until Zamor Ruins
      how do you get filtered by a random throwaway recycled outdoor ruins?
      Just run in and grab the bell bearing and leave.

      Did you try to kill all the ice guys?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I did.
        I was also told that the damage scaling on random mobs gets way wacky past that point to the point where you get 2shot unless you're consistently pumping vig and end to wear big nig armor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          honestly you're better off quitting
          the game does take a nose dive into the toilet
          Fire giant is trash

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't blame you, and I'm one of those anons fed up with the spergs trying to make the game out as a trash fire.
          It's a solid 9/10 for me until the frozen wastes, where it becomes an annoying unfun slog.
          It's just like Xen in Half Life, and gets even more like it when the overtuned true final dungeon is also a bunch of floating islands in a void.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its boring af tbh, no flair whatsoever, this medieval shit outstayed its welcome by ds3

    the whole formula is stale but at least you can spice it up a bit by changing the settings like bb/sekiro did with some combat tweaks

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But it's actually good with a few flaws here and there? Sorry about your terminal case of contrarianism, but its not a replacement for a personality.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      here comes the fromdrone

      I have a platinum in every game. I can sincerely say this is the weakest entry with the exception of DS2 pre-scholar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Fromdrone
        I just said its got a bunch of flaws, but its also not dogshit. Whats your issue? I'm no blind fanboy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I just said its got a bunch of flaws, but its also not dogshit. Whats your issue?
          You said it's good.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Saying the game is good makes you a fanboy.
            Jesus Christ. Either you're trolling or you have mental health issues.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played since beating Leyndell because the game forces you to accept Melina's help at that point.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't faking it, people fricking love open world chores

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is there an edit of this with D in his armour? It would work well with the meme.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s good for a first play through
    Unless you like invading, there isn’t much more to come back to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even want to do a NG+ because Ranni's ending is too good for anything else to compare. feels wrong doing any build that isn't Int tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I always let Melina burn the tree, then make sure to progress Ranni's questline to basically the very end to give her hope and then do the Frenzied Flame ending.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I can.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literally 5 months later and these pathetic chink shills are still here posting about it every single day
    I hope they don’t get depressed and
    kill themselves or anything haha

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it has it's flaws but provided me over 400 hours of good times before I put it down for now.
    most fun i've had with a new release in years.
    how much fun have you had recently OP? because you sound like you are a lot of fun.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STOP REPLYING TO BAIT THREADS.
    - Ganker

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it. I'm on my second playthrough now.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I’m playing Nioh 2 now and this game is way better.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game will be completely obsolete once Starfield comes out.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN THE FRICK ARE WE GETTING DLC?!!!!?!!??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Horse gets new armour in it, and the new bosses are in a swamp, with justin bieber soundtracks.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, I genuinely like it. But I've liked all souls games (even DS2) and BB and sekiro, so it pretty much was a given that I'd like it.
    Also played combined over 250h in 5 different playthroughs. Haven't gone into NG+ yet though, but that's next on the list.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Now that the dust has settled
    How many times has the dust settled bros?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hello wetfat

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was actually not hyped at all, because I was kind of burnt out on Souls-type games.
    But I actually enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would. It added enough to make it feel fresh. It's not a game that I would probably ever do more than one playthrough of, though.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a piece of dogshit and I wish people realized it faster.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know a games good when the Ganker hivemind will use any amount of bait, buzzwords, memes and bad faith arguments to denounce its success.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best game From has ever made

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, how did Ganker become so Woke? This site is completely infiltrated now. I remember when Ganker used to be based. Now it's filled with boring normies, homos, transexuals and just overall woke, religious people. It's not fun anymore. It's not good. What happened Ganker?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker has been shit since the fappening.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      take meds homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >REEing about the scary women and blacks existing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who said one thing about blax or women?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's been like 4 months Shazam... move on... you lost.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best game Fromsoft made period

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oh boy, another elden ring "criticism" thread where you can't have any positive opinions about the game, even if you also criticize it.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, it was worth the money and i got 200h out of it.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im going through dark souls 3 on playstation and having a lot more fun with the active forced invasions and smaller areas. to be fair dark souls 3 is still like a 6.5/10, but it's fricking active and doesnt require me to ride a horse for 15 minutes to find one thing.
    DaS1 > BB = Demon's > Sekiro > DaS2 > Das3 >= ER

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