Now that the dust is settled, why it was so underwhelming?

Now that the dust is settled, why it was so underwhelming?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shazam lost

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nah, that's your empty life, loser

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP btfo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Says the guy who platinumed elden ring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just Souls in an open world, an open world that might be nice to look at but is underwhelming and hollow beyond that, with a tacked on crafting system. It also suffers a bit from the whole "no handholding/no aid/frick the user/super duper hardcore" philosophy. There needs to be a quest log or journal that tells who you spoke with, what was said, where, what was done and what still needs to be done. And it has some balance issues.

      But it's not bad. I enjoyed it. It just isn't the God's gift to gaming like many made it out to be.

      Souls fans are very sensitive.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There needs to be a quest log or journal that tells who you spoke with
        Or just the npc not bullshitting you with vague cryptic shit

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >make 20 hour game
    >copy/paste 5 times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a culmination of all the moronic design decisions these games have had since Demon's Souls.

      its has extremely safe design. They didnt innovate or take risks. Its basically DS3 with with flat MMO like open world
      >Verification not required.

      it feels flat as frick. The underground zones are all separated by magic elevators so they dont feel like proper descend into the unknown. Nothing comes even remotely close to ash lake or giants tomb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >itroony

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          or, better yet, just don't post it at all and avoid being perceived as a buckbroken schizophrenic that spends so much time sucking jap balls that (you) see any criticism as an attack on your person

          fromtrannies have to deflect elden flops complete failure by inventing invisible groups who just hate them for "no reason" as opposed to everyone fricking hating your worthless trannoid ass for sucking the shit out of a developers butthole and asking for seconds. seriously, and i mean this for real, take your meds if you think elden flop failed over some kind of secret cabal. it failed because IT IS A BAD GAME.

          >invisible

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least post the complete version.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fromtrannies have to deflect elden flops complete failure by inventing invisible groups who just hate them for "no reason" as opposed to everyone fricking hating your worthless trannoid ass for sucking the shit out of a developers butthole and asking for seconds. seriously, and i mean this for real, take your meds if you think elden flop failed over some kind of secret cabal. it failed because IT IS A BAD GAME.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >take your meds if you think elden flop failed over some kind of secret cabal
            No one thinks this, because in reality (i.e. not your discord chat), it was a gigantic commercial and critical success

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What is this kind of mental illness? Why get tribal about something so massively autistic that you take personal offense to people liking a video game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Discord troony raiders cultishly trying to "create a negative perception," they think they're super smart social engineers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least post the complete version.

        or, better yet, just don't post it at all and avoid being perceived as a buckbroken schizophrenic that spends so much time sucking jap balls that (you) see any criticism as an attack on your person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Man I sometimes wonder who's the real buckbroken here.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not me, ESL

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I'm sure you're not, anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not, I'm just aware enough to know you and your ilk are moronic and pathetic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah I see you've enjoyed kino as well.
                Why are we even arguing again?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because I'm sick and fricking tired of every fricking thread that has to do with this series being a shitflinging mess of a bunch of autistic manchildren claiming every modicum of criticism are the magical troony ghosts and it can't possibly, no way at all, unfathomably, be because the game(s) are imperfect and not everyone is going to endlessly wienersuck them into oblivion. There's already a dude ITT responding to every somewhat negative post with variations of TROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN because his mindmelted husk can't do anything more than that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have to thank the prior shazam posting for that my man.
                If not were for those autists, you wouldn't be b***hing about it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >people were being moronic in the threads like 6 months ago so lets be even more moronic back but continually so to the point it doesn't even make sense anymore LOLOLOLOLOL
                fricking brilliant, totally not mindbroken

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The only mindbroken here is (You) mate.
                I had a good time with the game and I'm not seething about it as you are doing

                Because I'm sick and fricking tired of every fricking thread that has to do with this series being a shitflinging mess of a bunch of autistic manchildren claiming every modicum of criticism are the magical troony ghosts and it can't possibly, no way at all, unfathomably, be because the game(s) are imperfect and not everyone is going to endlessly wienersuck them into oblivion. There's already a dude ITT responding to every somewhat negative post with variations of TROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN because his mindmelted husk can't do anything more than that.

                here.
                But in any case this isn't relevant at all to you and you'll continue to b***h about it in the next Elden Ring threads you'll see.
                See you again at the Game Awards and at the inevitable DLCs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are incapable of reading

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stay contrarian my man. I'm sure it does you wonders.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >complaining about rampant autism is being "contrarian"
                Again, you are either incapable of reading or you are just fricking stupid, I don't know which is worse

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >autist who's spent four months screeching and shitting his pants because a game he doesn't like was successful calls the people who tell him to fricking shut up already autistic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yet again, incapable of reading, sugoi

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Go away dumbfrick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh but you're the one complaining here mate. And certainly with this 'rampant autism' you speak of.
                Take this final (You), you've earned it champ.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you trannies would stop posting the exact same words and phrases in the same manner over and over and fricking over every single fricking day it would be less obvious that you're part of a coordinated discord raid, you fricking moronic dipshit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Literal schizophrenia, get help you fat ugly frick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pathetic, go start another "now that the dust has settled, why is Elden Dogshit Ring so awful?" thread you mutilated fricking freak

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you will never have sex

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your apology

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There are filters on Ganker for a reason.
                I instantly add the newest /misc/homosexual buzzword whenever it pops up. Works like a charm.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The issue is that 99.9% or complaints about anything on Ganker are ebic shit posts. It’s even more apparent with ER because of how popular the Souls game are on here. You’ve got a vocal subset of Souls antis that like to meme about muh flop and other bullshit head cannon nonsense just to get a reaction. Plenty of people have criticized ER. You can easily find hour long videos of Souls cum slurpers saying X boss is shit or X weapon is bad or X layout is trash.

                The honest truth is that we’ll never see hood criticisms coming out of Ganker because you have discord homosexuals with an agenda.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >obsessively, religiously shits on popular game for four months nonstop
                >calls other people pathetic
                lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes of course anon I am the same person that is here all the time just shitting on Elden Ring, I was hired by the feds to make your life miserable and harass you by spamming negative Elden Ring threads until your blood pressure gets so high you go into cardiac arrest

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah right, anyone who notices you repeating the same shit in multiple threads a day nonstop is just a schizo. The last ditch effort of the floundering discord troon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >game has glaring flaws that is hard to not see
                >it's just one person complaining about them
                Unironically have a nice day. fromgays are worse the tendies at this point

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah there are probably about a dozen of you in your discord, but you still haven't realized that making all these threads exactly the fricking same way with the exact same phrasing again and again and again instantly outs you for what you are. have a nice day already you waste of fricking skin

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >discord discord REEEEE discord trannies
                Actual mental mental moronation. I really hope you die

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Actual mental mental moronation
                >he's seething so fricking hard he can't even type properly anymore
                have a nice day troony, everyone sees through your bullshit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >deliberately avoid all spoilers
                >dont watch any gameplay
                >i dont want it to be ruined, the groundbreakign new game
                >play it
                >it's just dark souls with bosses constantly repeated and a pointless open world
                >there are barely even any armor sets to find
                >the 'reward' for exploring are things like mushrooms
                stopped playing after the length of a normal souls game

                Yet again, incapable of reading, sugoi

                >complaining about rampant autism is being "contrarian"
                Again, you are either incapable of reading or you are just fricking stupid, I don't know which is worse

                you will never have sex

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Saved for future discord raids. Thanks.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pathetic, go start another "now that the dust has settled, why is Elden Dogshit Ring so awful?" thread you mutilated fricking freak

                Yes anon, I follow you to every thread and make sure to complain about Elden Ring so you eat more comfort food and gain even more weight. I also fricked your mom, while making negative posts about Elden Ring. I then killed your dad when he was out for cigarettes with weaponized negative Elden Ring posts. I enhanced your local Black folk with negative Elden Ring posts, making them rob more stores and steal your tires.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you 13?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've utilized the magical energy created by negative Elden Ring posts to reverse my aging process, I am now functionally timeless

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because I'm sick and fricking tired of every fricking thread that has to do with this series being a shitflinging mess of a bunch of autistic manchildren claiming every modicum of criticism are the magical troony ghosts and it can't possibly, no way at all, unfathomably, be because the game(s) are imperfect and not everyone is going to endlessly wienersuck them into oblivion. There's already a dude ITT responding to every somewhat negative post with variations of TROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN because his mindmelted husk can't do anything more than that.

                Anon, you’ve been caught. You were caught long ago.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Playing with a dedicated buddy most of the time makes almost any game enjoyable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You've been exposed, troon. Everyone sees through your bullshit, yet you keep obsessively trying

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            None of this is true, you are an obsessed mindbroken troony

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Statistically you're a lot more likely to have a nice day than I am

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like that Ganker has settled into a state where a game must be good only because a group of trannies lead a wet-fart campaign against it at some point.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All of society seems to have come to that same viewpoint in the last month. Its pretty cool seeing the normiesphere mirroring Ganker's views.
          That pendulum boomers talk about moved.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a culmination of all the moronic design decisions these games have had since Demon's Souls.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of the best games I have ever played, but the multiplayer is pure cancer and the ashes are build in easy mode that doesnt punish you for using it.
    Plus one boss is extremely unfair and not fun to play against

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off already.
    Ganker is a souls board.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker will never shut up about elden ring

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trannies will never stop crying about Elden Ring*

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its has extremely safe design. They didnt innovate or take risks. Its basically DS3 with with flat MMO like open world
    >Verification not required.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >flat
      You didn't play anything but the beta?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it feels flat as frick. The underground zones are all separated by magic elevators so they dont feel like proper descend into the unknown. Nothing comes even remotely close to ash lake or giants tomb

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not talking about them I wasn't even thinking about it. What about all the legacy dungeons who aren't flat at all? Ephael brace of the haligtree? The academy? The inverted tower? Leyndell?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            legacy dungeons are alright I was mostly talking about open world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has an extremely safe design because it was designed for mass appeal to drive profits just like any other multi million dollar corporation
      Fromsoft isn’t a paragon of the industry especially under a banner like bamco

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I was persistent enough to go through that piece of shit consecrated snowfield because the haligtree is amazing like Leyndell, can't wait for farum azula. Peace discord troons. (Yes I'm stuck at Maleniabut I got to second phase on my third attempt so it's not hopeless).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He’s gotten to second phase ONCE
      Make sure to stream it when you rage-suicide, homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I only fought her four times gay. Now I'm finishing the dungeon and then I'll burn the shit-tree and then do azula AND THEN I'll go back to fighting her. I'm not gonna bother with this b***h right now. I'll be back when overpowered with Tiche and a fully upgraded Astel's sword.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd play it more if the music was better. It's the only thing that really felt underwhelming to me. And the fact Melina was wasted

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Dark Souls 3 but with a bunch of giant areas filled with giant enemy crabs. I wish I was living in a different timeline.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hardcore Dark Souls fans loathe Elden Ring
    >Casual Dark Souls players like myself liked Elden Ring
    I wonder why is that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hardcore Dark Souls
      got any examples?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People who play Dark Souls almost exclusively, are very big about the PvP scene, have all the achievements, have done challenge runs like SL1 runs, have subscriptions to Souls e-celebs, don't play Soulslikes not made by From, etcetera.
        Every single Soulsborne fan I've interacted with has absolutely nothing positive to say about Elden Ring; hell, one of my Steam friends is a Soulsborne streamer and he hates Elden Ring like you have no idea.

        Meanwhile I play the Souls games very casually (only PvE and co-op with friends, no PvP, no achievement hunting) and even like games like Nioh, The Surge or Code Vein, and I liked Elden Ring as much as I liked the other From Souls games or Bloodborne.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          None of this is true, you are an obsessed mindbroken troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not hardcore vs casual. It's just a lazy as frick game. It's like listening to a once great band repeat their greatest hits with a bad drummer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not hardcore vs casual.
        Considering only the biggest souls gays cry about Elden Ring it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just like souls games mate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is good on superficial things like environments but the actual combat design/balance/replayability etc is awful. If you also haven't played souls games much a lot of the creative bankruptcy will be lost on you and a lot of things will seem cool and novel when it's actually the 5th time they've done it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as someone who has only played ds3 and elden ring i wonder if this is accurate. i did like elden ring better because there were more options but i could see what you're saying could be true

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Elden Ring is the most replayable one since Dark Souls 1 for me, I've replayed all of them to various extents and Dark Souls 3 and Bloodborne are probably the least replayable ones in my eyes because while I really liked Bloodborne it's pretty linear and doesn't have much build variety, and Dark Souls 3 is just kinda bland overall. It's not a bad game but it definitely feels the blandest of them all, meanwhile Elden Ring has a shitload of build variety and it's also gigantic and very nonlinear so you can approach it from pretty much any angle you want

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Especially when you realize the early most of the Limgrave catacombs and caves only contain spirit ashes with only a handfull having weapons or talismans.
            So on repeat runs you can beeline to what you need for your new fresh build: weapons, spells, armors, talismans as long as they're not some endgame boss weapon shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This, I swear morons try to say you have to complete all the side dungeons on every playthrough.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like how there's always more than 1 route when thinking about speedier repeat runs. Its a minor step up from every run being the same levels/areas.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have a sneaking suspicion this group of raiders, as a group, have arrested development to some degree. I think Elden Ring's massive open world frightens them in the same way the irl world does. Its too big and the options are too varied so they end up with the paralysis of choice, which also afflicts those with arrested development.

            You know, you could probably write up a few killer psychology papers on the type of mental failings manifest from these types of people and how they volunteer the info themselves on message boards and discords. Its like they open up a vector of attack willingly while having a life crippling mental illness that impairs life.
            It just sounds like a recipe for disaster on the personal level, but I'd like to read the papers people would write on the topic.
            This game could be SO good its going to advance the medical field randomly, like how GiTS: Stand Alone Complex pushed forward discussions on some funky new personality types manifesting in society. Definitely something the authorities should keep an eye or five on.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              schizo post

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                troony post

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its pretty spot on. I don't fear its describing me by proxy though so I'm not personally threatened and can judge it more rationally.

                >samegayging this heard because i called out your schizo post

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day trannoid

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh

                >WOW BROS, I CAN INSEPCT ELEMENT, SEE I'M NOT SAMEgayGING
                Nice try troony

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I inspected element on my phone while I'm drinking a jack and coke at the bar lol, you caught me you utter dumbfrick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >phone poster

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >discord troony

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Aren't you the one posting from your phone troony? Go back discord with your boyfriends and stay there

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pathetic projection

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                Don’t worry anon, the honeymoon phase is almost over, your raids will start working in no time.

                >Still trying to samegay
                Holy shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >still this desperate
                Give it up already troon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Keep trying anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're floundering hard, it's almost cute

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Noticed how I called out your samegayging and it stopped? I won troonyboi

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is this garbage lol, I took screenshots proving I wasn't samegayging. Try another tactic discord troon, this isn't working as well as you think it is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, whatever you need to say to convince yourself. You lost troony get over it and don't samegay in future threads, we're catching on to your wile ways troon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is so fricking pitiful

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >still trying to continue his raid
                It looks like your comrads abandoned the thread already, you probably should too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is so fricking pitiful

                >Went back to samegayging
                Holy shit, phoneposting, samegayging troons are ER's biggest defenders, kind of sad honestly

                >this discordgay repeatedly exposing himself
                At least your honest, tell this homosexual
                [...]
                [...]
                to follow your example.

                Can I help you troony?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he's still desperately scratching and clawing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >This desperate to clear himself of samegayging

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Keep saying it, that'll make it true

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Samegayging stopped again after I called xir out
                I'm beginning to notice a pattern

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone who replies to me is the same person
                You are mentally ill

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >stopped
                No one is samegayging you fricking idiot. More than one person knows about your dumbass discord.

                How many times are you going to go through this?

                >Immediately started samegayging again
                Don't you have anything better to do? Go dilate before your wound starts healing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Last pic you’re getting, I think I’m being trolled, although that gives a lot of credit to discordgays.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Last pic you’re getting, I think I’m being trolled,
                Took you morons this long? Thanks for all (You)s though, fricking idiots

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you enjoy our time together, phone poster?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Me too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I was just pretending to be moronic
                lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Call a post I didn't read a schizo
                >Say that the people who replied to my post are samegayging
                >Anons desperately attempt to prove they weren't samegayging to an obvious troll
                Don't be mad because you fell for the bait anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Eric trolling moron-kun, simply eric

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I got good bit of (You)s and pics, so I'd say it was pretty successful

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure that's very fulfilling for you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I got a chuckle out it and it took no time or effort. Much better than being trolled too 😉

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thinking like this is a bad sign. Might be the onset of depression or worse.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not really

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Could be worse, I spent the last 2 hours baiting people with contrarian arguments in various threads just to get (You)s

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >stopped
                No one is samegayging you fricking idiot. More than one person knows about your dumbass discord.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I genuinely can’t imagine the type of person that would spend time doing this because they don’t seem to have any end goal beyond ruining discussion for the sake of ruining it. It’s obviously not for fun or to convince people of something and everyone sees it a mile away so just… why?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How many times are you going to go through this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its pretty spot on. I don't fear its describing me by proxy though so I'm not personally threatened and can judge it more rationally.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >samegayging this heard because i called out your schizo post

                [...]
                >WOW BROS, I CAN INSEPCT ELEMENT, SEE I'M NOT SAMEgayGING
                Nice try troony

                >phone poster

                Aren't you the one posting from your phone troony? Go back discord with your boyfriends and stay there

                Don’t worry anon, the honeymoon phase is almost over, your raids will start working in no time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >this shitter shattered over dog
                embarrassing really

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >this discordgay repeatedly exposing himself
                At least your honest, tell this homosexual

                Noticed how I called out your samegayging and it stopped? I won troonyboi

                Keep trying anon

                to follow your example.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >uhhhh shit they noticed we keep posting the same things over and over
                >call them butthurt, that'll work
                >we're winning this fricking war, sisters

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they made a compilation of me posting in threads and included people with different file names and posts from months before the game was even out
                >they must be butt broken beyond repair
                >post one more time for good measure
                >dumper devastation on full display

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they noticed me posting the same shit over and over again
                Not him but yes, that’s the point. Your discord raids lack any type of subtly

                I genuinely can’t imagine the type of person that would spend time doing this because they don’t seem to have any end goal beyond ruining discussion for the sake of ruining it. It’s obviously not for fun or to convince people of something and everyone sees it a mile away so just… why?

                No idea, I think it started with smash rosterhomosexualry and then they just needed something to do after the DLC was all done. They’re probably going to keep shitting on ER until BotW2 comes out and then switch to shitting on that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick are you talking about?

              troony post

              Its pretty spot on. I don't fear its describing me by proxy though so I'm not personally threatened and can judge it more rationally.

              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              Don’t worry anon, the honeymoon phase is almost over, your raids will start working in no time.

              Do you guys even know?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The post kind of explains itself doesn't it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dark souls isn't even that good or hard. The bosses in ds 2 are a fricking joke.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DS1 and Demon's bosses are a total joke, but DS2 are far harder and more in line with DS3/BB/ER difficulty, especially with the nerfed poise and magic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did an SL1 run in DS1, I've finished the max NG+6 in DS1 and Sekiro, NG+4 in Bloodborne, (which is also the sole reason I got a PS4 for), NG+1 in DS2, NG+5 in DS3 and NG+2 in ER. How much more hardcore souls fan can I get? I also liked Elden Ring.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why it was
    This specific combination of words should automatically be a bannable offense until ESLs learn how to ask questions in English.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing wrong with it chud

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was supposed to be the magnum opus of FromSoftware and a proper send-off to a franchise that always had troubled development ended up being a rehash and slight refinement of what we've already been playing for over a decade. They've always had an excuse until now.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It all started going downhill (probably) when Miyahacki kneeled to the suits at Bamco and didn't make DS3(true)

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many more times are you trannies going to make the exact same fricking thread

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The longer you play it, the worse it gets.
    The final boss being one of the worst bosses in From history is also truly the icing on the cake.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because you got your ass handed to you and you lost all hope and quit.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The open world is fricking shit and feels out of place in a game like this.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Too long
    >Due to its length and content, it drags
    >Game is 95% combat but said combat isn't too great to justify the sheer time investment
    >Some cancerous enemy designs that make the combat even more unappealing
    >Egregious input reading
    >Nonsensical NPC quests that can be broken by exploring or require backtracking across the large world

    Its a good game but its lacking.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it’s just an empty glorified DS3 open world mod.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obscene amounts of content reuse far above even the second-highest-reuse From game (Sekiro)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's real funny to see compilations like this when most games have like 5-10 enemy types through the whole game and about as much bosses.
      Also why list Gideon when he's basically an invader fight?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >U-uh, other games are also shit!
        doesn't make elden ring look better
        plus whatabouting other games doesn't actually help when I'm playing a hundred hour plus open world game and experiencing nothing but retreads and low quality bosses that are then also reused
        >why could gideon
        Because the game presents him as a boss, and he's required to finish the game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But I never said that having few enemy types makes a game shit. And maybe you wish to present an example of better quantity and quality in games?
          >low quality bosses
          As compared to?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          name another 100 hour game that do not reuse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this game might not be for me then. i hated this shit in dark souls and sekiro. it's so fricking lazy and shitty, especially when they do it with bosses of all things

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats fine. I'm glad you magically came to an amicable resolution right as we hit autosage, its very convenient.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does Sekiro manage to be so shitty in every sector lol

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MGS V: Dark Souls Edition

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    man, Elden Ring with Assassin's Creed/BotW climbing mechanics would've been kino, the open world looks sick but you can barely interact with it, what a waste.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Game is full of weapons
      >Ashes of war let you do whatever the frick you want
      >You can cheese the whole game with status effects and different builds
      >You can summon spirit ashes or NPC's for various bosses
      >Poise and poise damage was brought back, and very easy to abuse with jump attacks
      >Despite all this, people still decided they needed a level 170 password summoned friend to help them beat Godrick, Renalla, and the entire game
      It's only underwhelming if you had someone play the game for you.

      Yeah that would have been neat, but people would have just abused that like AFK farmers do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is what baffles me with morons basically worshipping a homosexual that they summon to kill Malenia when i just got tired of her bullshit and called my waifu Tiche to fully rape her without issue

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was fun enough to play and explore, but it started to outstay it's welcome reusing stuff and the 'storyline' was just boring. I didn't expect a clear coherent plot but I just didn't care at all, no intrigue.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dlc when

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls was dark fantasy, Sekiro was weaboo fantasy, Bloodborne was victorian sf/horror, Elden Ring is high fantasy the lowest of fantasies.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >co-op mod players start complaining about how the game was underwhelming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying the people shitting on the game have even played it

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >deliberately avoid all spoilers
    >dont watch any gameplay
    >i dont want it to be ruined, the groundbreakign new game
    >play it
    >it's just dark souls with bosses constantly repeated and a pointless open world
    >there are barely even any armor sets to find
    >the 'reward' for exploring are things like mushrooms
    stopped playing after the length of a normal souls game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most enemies drop their sets. Which is kind of annoying because it makes Arcane even more broken.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's only good for 1 playthrough. after that the sense of discovery is gone and the bullshit starts to show it's ugly face.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i still liked it a whole bunch, yeah there were a bunch of flaws but the pros massively outweighed the cons for me. waiting for dlc now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >elden ring dlc
      >mini boss tree spirit
      >3 extra copypasted catacombs
      >a flat field full of recolored soldiers
      >myrmidon of loss
      >$79.99 australian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb frogposter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what's even funnier is in order to make the DLC le prepare to die the player will just get oneshot at 60 vigor and they'll inflate enemy health pools even further, nice powercreep hacksoft.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Miquellan straight sword already shows power creep but you didn't mention it because its lategame and you got filtered long before it shows up.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the devs literally give up after leyndell
              >BUT SOME SHITTY SWORD ALSO I AGREE(?)
              nice argument duder

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he fell for the "game falls apart after Morgott" meme
                Farum Azula and the Haligtree are two of the best areas in the game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Visually and level design yes. Enemy wise? Frick no. Literally EVERY enemy is a rehash. Oh boy new areas!
                >Soldiers with new paint
                >White trumpet gays
                >Ulcerated gay spirits
                >Annoying spidernun
                >Ants
                >Beastmen

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This.

                Elden ring has abysmal enemy variety. It’s insulting that they keep rehashing the same dogs, rats, hollows and skeletons from the past 4 games. And don’t forget about the fricking rehashed crabs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You'll get over it, its just a video game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Objectively incorrect, have a nice day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You'll get over it, its just a video game.

                EldenSissies absolutely losing over fair criticism, you love to see. I think this is the most embarassing fanbase i've ever seen and i've been on Ganker for 15 years

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You'll get over it sister.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >OVERTUNED OVERTUNED ELDEN SHIT RING ELDEN FLOP EMPTY RING THE OPEN WORLD WAS A MISTAKE OVERTUNED
                Cool criticism, mutilated trannoid, everyone instantly sees your bad faith arguments for what they are. You're pathetic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Name these unique enemies please. Rethinking the only enemy I remember not seeing previously were the lightning beastmen.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Explore more instead of doing the wikiruns.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Explore what? Copypasted dungeons with Watchdog #368 as boss (featuring broken floaty animations)? Empty plain (yellow)? Or perhaps empty plan (snow)?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Explore what?
                The game anon, we're talking about a video game.
                If you want to reduce the game to moronation it just looks like you didn't like the game.
                Thats fine.

                >Explore more
                I explored every inch. You're just a trolling gay.
                >Wikiruns
                I don't even know what that homosexual shit is but obviously you do.

                Don't care which of you is the real (you), same applies.

                Good luck buddies!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We accept your admission of defeat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't even know the memes
                We got a live one here boys!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Still no actual argument
                Sad!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of course I didn't like this piece of reddit dogshit lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Explore more
                I explored every inch. You're just a trolling gay.
                >Wikiruns
                I don't even know what that homosexual shit is but obviously you do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Multiple kinds of albinaurics, misbegotten, demihumans, oracle envoys, perfumers, multiple types of perfumers, multiple types of skeletons, the big shrimp dudes, trolls, t-rex dogs, stormhawks, giant crows, bears, multiple types of gargoyles, the big golem dudes, bats, harpies, giant ants, giant lobsters, shit that's just off the top of my head

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ...you just listed all the enemies you see a million times before those zones. We are talking about how Haligtree and Farum do not have anything NEW.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, thats where you keep trying to guide discussion. Its pretty sad how inept you've been so far.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Read this comment you fricking moron.

                Visually and level design yes. Enemy wise? Frick no. Literally EVERY enemy is a rehash. Oh boy new areas!
                >Soldiers with new paint
                >White trumpet gays
                >Ulcerated gay spirits
                >Annoying spidernun
                >Ants
                >Beastmen

                All posts from me stem from this point.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >We are talking about how Haligtree and Farum do not have anything NEW.
                No we aren't you frickwit, jesus christ you troons are so fricking transparent. When are you going to give up? You're painfully obvious

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Direct replies to my comment about two specific zones
                >T-that's not what we were talking about!
                Then don't reply to me you dumb Black person.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You weren't talking about them you fricking moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good god. Frick off and go read a book.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're trying so hard

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You got so far

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >D D E
                yuck

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >falling for memes
                kek she didn't even get filtered, she never played the game!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Elden ring has the best end-game of any souls game thus far.

                Get good homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's more of a testament about how much the other games end content sucks rather than it being about ER being good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seems KINO to me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >telling the thread you are just a chinese national
        For what purpose?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what's even funnier is in order to make the DLC le prepare to die the player will just get oneshot at 60 vigor and they'll inflate enemy health pools even further, nice powercreep hacksoft.

        >the devs literally give up after leyndell
        >BUT SOME SHITTY SWORD ALSO I AGREE(?)
        nice argument duder

        holy projection

        being built around difficulty will never amount to being built around something actually interesting. it doesn't make a lot of sense and takes me out of the experience when a random tree sentinel or a pack of imps could've had the strength to become lord the whole time

        You’re not following the handbook closely enough comrad, please speak with our leader at your earliest convenience.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They've been trying to change it up since their playbook is public info at this point.
          Its still failing because they fundamentally do not blend in with anonymous.
          They don't have the mind for a place like this so they stick out. Their humor has no irony, and their shits all fricked up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          These are the people calling you a mentally ill drone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have to ask WHY?

          For what purpose?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Elden ring haters will spend hours gathering encyclopedic knowledge about the game from YouTubers. But not spend a dozen hours figuring out why everyone loves these games by actually playing.

        I get it you suck at games.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We have this thread every 12 hours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's cultist discord raiders, they haven't stopped since the game came out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The discord trannies are getting more desperate since even they have started to notice that their raids are making no difference.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its a discord raid by men that have a diagnosed mental illness.
      The only thing female about them is their lack of convictions. They always abandon the thread when anons start calling them what they are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy projection

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >y-YOU'RE the mentally ill ones
          >now if you'll excuse me I have to make yet another thread to convince the fromdrones that the game they like is actually bad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            literally mentally ill

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you pretending we don't have this exact fricking thread ten times a day? How stupid do you think people are?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't underwhelming, but suicidal troons are mentally ill so they won't ever stop.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because you have depression

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too open. DS1 was great because it was open enough to feel free but still structured. Elden Ring definitely has a bit of structure but the fact that you can miss really helpful items, namely miner's bell bearings, just makes it a bit stinkier than it ought to have been.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the same old Souls song and dance but with unnecessarily large open areas and copy paste dungeons and bosses.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you know what pisses me off? the fact that I can kill a god by the end of the game but mobs can still randomly kick the shit out of me. feels kinda fricked in balance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's as if it's a video game or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        being built around difficulty will never amount to being built around something actually interesting. it doesn't make a lot of sense and takes me out of the experience when a random tree sentinel or a pack of imps could've had the strength to become lord the whole time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a good thing no one actually cares what you think

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            name a combat based videogame where this doesn't apply

            you both seriously enjoyed fighting the same copy/paste enemies with increasingly bloated stats? it's just tedious.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think a game where enemies posed no threat to me would be boring.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It has more enemy and boss variety than two Dark Souls games combined. I don't even know why I'm bothering, you're a bad faith arguing discord troony

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          name a combat based videogame where this doesn't apply

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      being built around difficulty will never amount to being built around something actually interesting. it doesn't make a lot of sense and takes me out of the experience when a random tree sentinel or a pack of imps could've had the strength to become lord the whole time

      pve combat is asymmetrical. The tarnished can become lord because he is blessed with the power of dodgerolling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't kill a god, you kill a space ayy. The point of the narrative is the gods aren't actually gods.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fair enough, that settles it then. thank you, anon.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    personally I just really didn't enjoy the boss design. they took the worst aspects of previous bosses like tracking animation canceling, aoe, input reading and they added them to pretty much every fricking boss in elden ring

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cant wait to see you kys, troony 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really think reviews mean anything? You do know there is a lot of corruption and politics at play in games journalism?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was ok. I have some grips about it. I wish it was easier to get some weapons earlier so you can play what you want. I hate that every character is bad ended no matter what. The speed increase helped strength weapons not feel like a chore and the coop mod is for when you beat the game and want to romp with friends. I miss the danger of invasions though. It could use a slot or some sort of invading npc.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shazamtrannies ended up winning since it won't even get any DLC

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The open world is fricking boring. There’s nothing to do except fight enemies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ever heard of exploring?
      >ugh why do I have to keep fighting enemies in this game made by devs that make games focused on fighting enemies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only things you ever find are more recycled enemies/bosses and useless weapons and ashes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most enemy and boss variety of any game of its type, tons of weapons are viable and fun, weapon arts and ashes are fun, seethe more

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >enemy variety
            90% of the enemies in the open world are reskinned faction soldiers
            >tons of weapons are viable and fun
            They are all generic and vastly inferior to the meta picks
            >weapon arts and ashes are fun
            They are cheese and just make already easy boss fights even easier

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >90% of the enemies in the open world are reskinned faction soldiers
              Objectively false
              >They are all generic and vastly inferior to the meta picks
              There's a shitload of different types and movesets, and I don't give a shit how metaslave homosexuals think I'm "supposed" to play
              >They are cheese and just make already easy boss fights even easier
              Who cares, it's fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    greed

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Miyazaki is a one trick pony.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DLC universally considered to be scams and bad practices for years
    >fast forward to 2022
    >redditors and homosexuals are actively hoping this game gets DLC
    Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Fromsoft dlc is always fantastic, they're literally just expansion packs like Lord of Destruction instead of cosmetic bullshit and maybe one extra mission like most games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guess, I played all Souls games + Bloodborne but never touched DLCs because I consider it a scam regardless of the dev

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Artorias of the Abyss, Crown of the Sunken King, and The Old Hunters are all the best parts of their respective games and the other DLCs are all still pretty good and on par with the rest of their respective games

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Mmm yes I love paying extra for 1 hour of goyslop cut from the base game mmmmmm yes very good

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Your wound is seeping again.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >heh you like getting more of the thing you like, what a sheep
              lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that you like Elden Dogshit is a problem in itself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Call it Reddit Ring now, follow that script champ

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what videogames do you like playing?
                what was the last videogame you played
                what was the last videogame you enjoyed playing?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't play videogames anymore when I found out that making fromdrones like you seethe and cope is way more fun

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                idk
                spider solitaire
                idk

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Elden Ring
                Elden Ring
                Elden Ring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Fromdrones are mentally ill.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting to explore new areas and fight new bosses is mental illness

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Paying extra to play the same exact content as the base game is exactly mental illness.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's not the exact same content

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It plays the same. It'll be a reskinned Dark Souls boss flailing around like all the other Elden Ring bosses. Enjoy your Roll+r1 gameplay, gaijin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Enjoy your Roll+r1 gameplay, gaijin.
                thanks, I will

                what kind of gameplay do you like?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like shitting on fromdrones like you and making them seethe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No one cares about you or your amateur hour jabs that have already been posted a thousand times, troony freak

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is the most bizarre cope I've ever seen
                >added content in a game will have the same gameplay as the base game
                Whoah no shit? Wow what a scam

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not being able to differentiate between 2 distinct things is literally a mental illness.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go make another "now that the dust has settled" thread, troon, it's been a few hours

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Artorias of the Abyss
      >Three Crowns
      >Ringed city & Ariandel
      >The Old Hunters

      homie they make some of the best DLC in the industry, some of it it's central to the experience of each game, it's like Expansion packs from back in the 90's and 00's

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Souls DLCs are bigger and longer than some full $60 releases, and I'm not counting hours wasted by a bad player dying 100 times.
        A good casual relaxed run though most of the DS2/DS3/BB DLCs will still take you 4-5 hours, even with just a handful of deaths.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are just content cut from the game later sold as separate "expansions". Sure, they may be good, but they're a scam because they're charging you for something you already paid for.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          1) all games have cut content to an extent
          2) any of the base vanilla souls game have x5 more content on average than other $60 games
          3) the DLCs themselves are huge and top tier quality

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            1. So?
            2. Lol, lmao
            3. As I said, still a scam

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ok you're malding, thanks for confirming it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >expansion packs are scams
              Shit guys Brood War duped us all

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're content that didn't work being improved and repurposed. They do this not only in DLCs, but also in other games, like this https://youtu.be/72Mau8eytA4
          Also, there is new content or they wouldn't take this long to announce a DLC

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough gimmicks, Souls level and enemy design isn't strong enough to stand on it's own.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't need to be good, fromdrones are happy to eat up the same shit on a yearly basis and keep asking for more

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing underwhelming is how invasions work. Still a 9/10 game for me, put 400 hours in across several playthroughs. Enemy variety is large enough that them being reused didn't bother me at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Enemy variety is large enough that them being reused didn't bother me at all
      Behold, the absolute state of fromdrone shiteaters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ER is the first game that ever reused enemies? Holy shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >complain about literally anything about the game
          >the immediate, instinctual response is whataboutism
          every single time

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >parrot the same nonsense "complaints" endlessly for months
            >people start giving low effort replies because they're sick of seeing it again and again
            Crazy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Um yeah I didn't mind fighting Erdtree Avatars 12 times or UTSs 8 times
      >9/10!!!
      holy shit have a nice day
      you should start telling me about how Malenia isn't one of the worst bosses From has ever made so I can laugh harder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I enjoyed the Erdtree avatars. UTS not so much. Malenia was a good boss.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >huuur duurr shazam
    >hurrr durrr le discord raid
    I don't know what the frick you normalhomosexuals are talking i only dislike elden ring for being a boring piece of shit game filled with copy and paste.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows what you're doing troony, no one is fooled. Give it up

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you hate this game you're troony
    but if you're a fromsoft cumslopper then guess what? you're also a troony.

    end of case.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People make the mistake of taking GankerGanker seriously. People fail to realize that Ganker is full of spergs and shitposters. Many Ganker contributors simply take the opposite opinion of whatever the prevailing opinion is. In spite of Elden Ring being arguably the best game of this generation, there will inevitably be troonys of Ganker who will say they hate Elden Ring.

    The reasons are usually the same -- The spergs of Ganker like one and only one type of game. For example, they only like linear gameplay and therefore hate open world games without ever playing open world games. Or, they love Dark Souls 1 and therefore hate any game that deviates from the formula set by Dark Souls 1. And then there are the troonys of Ganker. They desperately need attention above all else. So, to get attention, they will express an opposing opinion to whatever the most popular game is of the moment. Witcher 3 is widely considered great? Then, the troonys of Ganker will say they hate it. Witcher 3 is widely considered dull? Then, the troonys of Ganker will say that it is brilliant. That's just how it goes on Ganker.

    Elden Ring is nothing less than one of the greatest if not the greatest game of this generation. Do not take the troonys and spergs of Ganker seriously.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick off shill.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dilate your frankenstein hole, troon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How much do they pay you to be so much of a wiener sucker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Elden Ring is nothing less than one of the greatest if not the greatest game of this generation
      Where are the shadows? Anyway, this generation literally just started you big dummy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Generation means console generation. We are in the 9th generation (PS5/whatever the xbox is now).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I never said that moron. The fact of the matter is that there is no new overworld areas to ride torrent for the last 1/3 of the game

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Farum Azula and the Haligtree aren't overworld areas dipshit, they're dungeons

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the 9th generation just started, plus kung fu delaying every fricking game into oblivion

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            9th gen started 2 years ago. Also, Elden Ring is from the 8th gen, which is almost 9 years old now.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Elden Ring is a 9th gen game. All the reviews and adverts were done on 9th gen consoles and it has an rtx patch coming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >In spite of Elden Ring being arguably the best game of this generation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Elden Ring is nothing less than one of the greatest if not the greatest game of this generation.
      No that's Nier Automata

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone is mentally ill except me

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because after playing through all the souls games you realise they're all the same not just mechanically but also in terms of story, lore, characters and presentation people shit on Ubisoft for having clones in terms of mechanics but at least every franchise presents itself differently with a variety of concepts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The last souls game came out like 6 years ago, try staying on topic.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it isn't, the game is great and only some bullshit bosses bring it down (fire giant, godskin duo, some other bullshit)

    also how do you do the ranni quest without a guide, literally impossible.

    >find blaidd hanging out on the side of a cliff in an underground area

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to find Blaidd there to progress the quest, it's optional. He shows up at the Radahn festival even if you don't find him underground

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but if you don't do the questline you have to fight the bullshit duo boss. what's nice is if you do the quest it also gets rid of the bridge gauntlet stuff, and you get a portal to the festival.
        >did it the hard way the first time
        never again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Which duo boss?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if you don't do the quest you have to fight a crucible knight and the wolf guy that spams sword attacks.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They're there anyway, they're in that room if you go there before the festival starts and they still show up there after you kill Radahn and the festival ends

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                but if you dont do the quest you have to fight them before you do radahn, if you do it they are optional.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, nothing forces you to even go there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to fight them, they're an optional boss. If you don't go into that room before the festival starts you don't have to fight them because the room is populated by friendly npcs instead once it starts, after Radahn is dead the npcs leave and the crucible knight and leonine misbegotten come back

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so what triggers the festival? the first time through I had to do the bridge gauntlet and fight them before radahn, if you do the quest there is no fog gate before radahn.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Entering Leyndell triggers the start of the festival, you can't fight Radahn until you enter the capitol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Entering Leyndell triggers the start of the festival, you can't fight Radahn until you enter the capitol

                touching any site of grace on altus plateau triggers the festival

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It didn't start for me until I entered Leyndell, I just went back through Redmane Castle a couple days ago after reaching and exploring Altus for a bit and there was no chanting

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Starscourge+Radahn
                >he can be accessed from Redmane Castle after activating the Radahn Festival by progressing far enough in Ranni's questline, or activating any site of grace in Altus Plateau.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Try playing the game instead of being a wikitard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Weird, it might have bugged out then. The festival is active for me now but like I said it didn't start until I sat at the first Leyndell grace

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it must be. I beat the DTS using Radahn's gear

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Entering Leyndell by having 2 Great Runes. The player character is actually smarter than Malenia was.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That happens regardless. You can also go do them after the festival if you want by talking to Jerren afterwards.
              The festival just happens at a very specific timeframe in game. The duo fight can be done before or after it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >also how do you do the ranni quest without a guide, literally impossible.
      homie I just explored, I fricking talked to characters and they hinted at the posible answers
      ranni was my first ending, because whatever, never knew how you gays had a hard time with it until I came back to Ganker

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gee, I wonder why people hate the game that shit all over BOTW on nintendogaf. it is a mystery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its a troon raid from discord. They try to pin the blame on nintendo fans every time people start singling them out.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the random teleporters are also really sloppy. like, you've been at this for years find a fricking way to make your game connect in a way that makes sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Will you shut the frick up already you stupid fricking homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        call yer mum I bet she misses you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      None of the teleports are random, they always send you to a specific location.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fromsoft is Resetera's favourite dev by the way. You'll get perma banned for heckin disrespecting them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Swing and a miss champ

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >another unfinished, early access from game with broken quest lines and cut content
    >another religion is evil and the world is dying story, this time with epic music and a pleasing color pallette.
    >Melania is a non character who shows up at a dozen bonfires and then sets herself on fire in what was supposed to be a dramatic story event.
    >no memorable characters, despite being the most talkative demon souls yet
    >no convents or any meaningful character choices beside the endings (of which 4 are pretty much identical). PvP is worse than past games.
    >bosses with so many bullshit dely attacks that they aren't fun to fight. Beating them feels like you clocked out after a demeaning and difficult day at work rather than aceing a test you had been studying hard for
    >like all from games the last 1/3 feels like they ran out of steam and they have nothing new left to show you. Also notable is that you can't use your horse in faram azula, hagigtree, or the final fight against elden beast. Torrent is the first NPC character you see in the game, and you don't use him for the last 1/4 of the game
    It needs a scholar of the first sin edition

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >another longwinded tl;dr discord trooner post
      Brevity is the soul of wit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He thinks you can use Torrent in the other legacy dungeons because he hasn't actually played the game, don't give him (You)s

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He also has Malenia and Melina mixed up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >another longwinded tl;dr discord trooner post
      Brevity is the soul of wit.

      It's bigger and prettier without being more fun.
      Does that satisfy your adhd?
      I was hoping for something that would be as groundbreaking as final fantasy 4 or Ocerina of Time or Dark Souls 1.
      Instead it was just big dark souls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it was just big dark souls
        Which is exactly what it was advertised as, and people who actually like these games were fully aware of that and love it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >small dark souls GOOD
        >big dark souls BAD
        ?????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So it was just a bigger dark souls even though you were expecting something ground breaking like dark souls?
        Got it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wanted something new, like seikero. Consuming the same piece of entertainment over and over again is a sign of autism.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only the discord troons think this game is a souls game. You don't want to find yourself lumped in with that group lad.

            This game is a new game just like Sekiro and Bloodborne were. You are being autistic in your shitposting. I'm sorry to throw your petty passive aggressive insult back at you but you aren't making any sense.
            You'll get how dumb all this is when you grow up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dark Souls 4 in all but name
      >fell for the open world meme
      >quantity over quality
      >setting/story is a derivative patchwork of their previous games
      >lore is needlessly ambiguous and contradictory again, for no reason
      >gameplay is DS3 but with jump attacks and guard counters
      >weapons arts and magic are, instead of being useless, completely busted win buttons
      >most of the game is open, flat swamp or chalice dungeon tier catacombs
      >3 decent "traditional" levels in total
      >bosses designed to be obnoxious and cheap in an attempt to balance out your own OP tools
      >QoL changes that revert things that used to be deliberate design decisions normify the game
      >PvP worst its ever been
      >lack of interesting weapons with fun, versatile movesets despite the sheer excess of weapons in total
      >weapon upgrade system worst its ever been
      >spirit summons to make combat even blander and cheaper than it already is
      >no friendly settlements or towns despite game world supposedly being lived in
      >fails to innovate in any meaningful way

      I think people who defend Elden Ring should be hung from the neck. If you enjoyed it, fair enough, you are allowed to enjoy things, but don't pretend this isn't the blandest, most derivative and uninspired game From have ever made.

      https://streamable.com/6ts606

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dark Souls 4 in all but name
    >fell for the open world meme
    >quantity over quality
    >setting/story is a derivative patchwork of their previous games
    >lore is needlessly ambiguous and contradictory again, for no reason
    >gameplay is DS3 but with jump attacks and guard counters
    >weapons arts and magic are, instead of being useless, completely busted win buttons
    >most of the game is open, flat swamp or chalice dungeon tier catacombs
    >3 decent "traditional" levels in total
    >bosses designed to be obnoxious and cheap in an attempt to balance out your own OP tools
    >QoL changes that revert things that used to be deliberate design decisions normify the game
    >PvP worst its ever been
    >lack of interesting weapons with fun, versatile movesets despite the sheer excess of weapons in total
    >weapon upgrade system worst its ever been
    >spirit summons to make combat even blander and cheaper than it already is
    >no friendly settlements or towns despite game world supposedly being lived in
    >fails to innovate in any meaningful way

    I think people who defend Elden Ring should be hung from the neck. If you enjoyed it, fair enough, you are allowed to enjoy things, but don't pretend this isn't the blandest, most derivative and uninspired game From have ever made.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you guys type these up in your discord beforehand and have each other edit and curate them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People get hanged.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ER has better quality and quantity of both bosses and main dungeons then BB+DS3+Sekiro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's literally from the Dragon's Dogma threads you fricking moron
        the most hilarious part about it too is the dude admitted to making it up and faking a ss of a user and server that doesn't even exist
        you played yourself

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares? I mean really who would care to try and fud something like this?
          Sounds like the lady (male) protests too much.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >gets called out for posting fake shit
            >"w-w-w-who cares!11!!!"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So who cares? I don't. I don't even know if its fake or not, I don't care.
              You do though for some reason. It makes me think it isn't fake, it makes me think you'd lie for some reason.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    now that i come i think of Elden Ring is underwhelming

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the absolute sperg in this thread lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its 2 spergs, discord raiders are always sent in pairs. You'll notice quick double replies to especially spicy posts all the time.
      Its how they coordinate and form a false vox populi.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell From deliberately sabotaged the PVP and the game's longevity in general because they don't want to manage their servers for a decade like every other souls game. Don't be surprised if online functions are disabled within a few years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Souls pvp is cancer, only homosexuals care about it. The draw of these games has always been the pve

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        PvP was very big in DS3, that's why even 6 years after it launched, it had 20K players on steam during peaks.
        ER PvP just needs a few balance changes to shitty zero skill weapons like ROB and BHS.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pvp wasn't ever really a big thing in any of these games you were just very into it.
          Thats fine, sadly elden ring wasn't designed to cater to you by design.

          You are the homosexual Black person here anon. Doesn't your jaw get tired of sucking fromsoft's wienertail all the time?

          What a weird post.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How is ER not catered to PvP?
            It's identical to DS3 in terms of matchmaking and invasion mechanics.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >pvp wasn't ever really a big thing in any of these games you were just very into it.
              Its identical to DS3.

              >ER criticism is never gonna be treated as seriously as it should because of shazamtroons
              lmao, has a group of morons ever shot themselves in the foot as hard as them?

              A more conspiracy minded anon would say it was intentional but thats some qanon shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >A more conspiracy minded anon would say it was intentional but thats some qanon shit.
                They aren't smart enough for that, they overplay their hand constantly because they shit their pants when they get called out for their blatantly obvious shitposting

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Its identical to DS3.
                nta but ER doesn't have covenants or PVP zones. You're talking out your ass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was supposed to be greentext like the other line, its a quote of what the guy I was replying to said.
                I almost posted it with the captcha in the textbox!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Its not too weird when you realize he's mad as frick and seething.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all, there's only 1 server and it's used to propagate messages, summons and bloodstains.
      These games have always been P2P once the matchmaking is made.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or they just didn't like the people it created and sabotaged it so they'd all leave.
      Which is what happened.
      You don't "manage" a server farm moron. Its covered in their various contracts and they don't deal with any of it personally.

      I wanted something new, like seikero. Consuming the same piece of entertainment over and over again is a sign of autism.

      >can't spell the name of the game he liked
      KEK go dilate moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are the homosexual Black person here anon. Doesn't your jaw get tired of sucking fromsoft's wienertail all the time?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Your phone's autocorrect kinda fricked you up there, you should read what you're typing before you post it

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ER criticism is never gonna be treated as seriously as it should because of shazamtroons
    lmao, has a group of morons ever shot themselves in the foot as hard as them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The criticisms constantly changing leading up to and after the release made it hard to take them seriously.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This
        >it's gonna flop, ELDEN FLOP ELDEN FLOP
        >oh wait it's actually hugely successful, REDDIT RING REDDIT RING
        >some of the bosses are pretty tough, OVERTUNED OVERTUNED
        >heh the bosses are actually super easy, NORMIE RING NORMIE RING
        >there's no content, EMPTY RING EMPTY RING
        >ok there's tons of content but it's actually all copypasted, FILLER FILLER
        >ELDEN DOGSHIT RING
        It never fricking ends

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I never seen the term overtuned used so much until ER came out. Kind of reminded me of sickdark posting when BB came out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's a small group of people posting it over and over, they have a "playbook" that they can't deviate from or else their discord admins will temp ban them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it will never gonna be treated as seriously as it should
      Ganker is always like this, it's filled with braindead fanboys that will make any kind of excuse to justify liking a shitty game. In other places of the internet people are already realizing that Elden Ring is quite bad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are the fanboys in the room with us right now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ctrl+f "discord"
          >30 results
          >these are totally normal people, not fanboys coping with the fact that their new toy is being criticizing on Ganker
          It's so immensely funny how they will pretend this is some kind of "raid", i guess it makes them feel better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Here's a simple logical conundrum:
            >10 people stand in a room
            >1 person says they don't like troons
            >1 of the other 9 starts kvetching
            Why do you think this happens?
            I'm sure this same problem was something Marika mused over. It ended with people getting thrown down a well.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >i-it's just criticism!
            >it's not our discord posting and reposting and reposting the exact same shit phrased the exact same way over and over and fricking over
            >y-you're schizo!
            When will you obsessed fricking freaks go the frick away, jesus christ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's literally from the Dragon's Dogma threads you fricking moron
        the most hilarious part about it too is the dude admitted to making it up and faking a ss of a user and server that doesn't even exist
        you played yourself

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gets called out for posting fake shit
          >"w-w-w-who cares!11!!!"

          cope lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually full of shazamtrannies like you who refuse to stop spraying diarrhea over anything anyone likes

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because it's literally ds3.2, same shitty animations for the weapons, same shitty fricking sounds, copy pasted models from fricking dark souls which came out over a decade ago, copy pasted enemies
    copy pastes bloodborne chalice dungeons but doesn't add anything that made them unique like the exclusives enemies and bosses
    It's just really lazy all around

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what are you talking about
    I payed for dark souls 4 with a jump button and a horse, and that's exactly what I played, and to be honest, I got a better game from what I wanted
    I don't know what you gays even expected
    I don't even remember the first 3 weeks since I had so much god damn fun playing every single day, not knowing anything just exploring such a beautiful art direction and fighting weird enemies. I WISH I could play it for the first time again, the sense of wonder was great

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because fromsoftware shills hype up their game like it's the second coming of Jesus every single time. This is not not rocket science.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds pretty conspiracy minded. The game sold like 50 million copies or something I doubt they can pay that many shills.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl + F "troony"
    >17 results

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BB zones enemis and Chalice dungeons are soo fricking underwhelming and lame after playing Sekiro and ER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chalice dungeons were another kind of fun
      it was not for everyone
      but it was really fricking fun for me tho
      I wish we had that on ER

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The random ones were fun and dare I say, comfy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The random ones were fun and dare I say, comfy.

        I fricking loved the randomized Depth 3-4 ones, they were hard enough and had enough variety of both bosses and mobs that I spent 500 hours on and off trying different weapons.

        Hitting 5 chalice zombies at once with the Beast Cutter in chain mode is fricking amazing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Man the beast cutter was so fricking cool, I wish it had a more varied moveset

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          same, alternate versions of weapons, unique bosses, material farming, challenge modes, virtually infinite replay value and randomization, even additional lore and atmospheres

          as a huge Path of exile player it was like heaven for me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          GIVE ME ELDEN RING CHALICE DUNGEONS RIGHT FRICKIN NOW

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            An ER chalice dungeon DLC after the regular style lore/legacy dungeon DLCs would be great.
            It would also shut up all the complainers about the BB chalices being "bad content they didn't ask for" as they can just not buy it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I loved Bloodborne but I didn't like the chalices at all, they felt tacked on. I wish they'd have used that dev time to make one or two more main game zones instead

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Chalices have some of the most kino bosses in pre-DLC BB, like this guy who's one of the best mage fights in any souls game.
                He's has a far more fun and interesting moveset then Lagarius, who just spams skulls most of the tume.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Chalices have some of the most kino bosses in pre-DLC BB, like this guy who's one of the best mage fights in any souls gam-ACK!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm replaying DaS1 right now and it's pretty rough, I'm being carried by nostalgia.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah bros, these games really just aren't good, they're shit in fact...

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just beated it some weeks ago. It's fine, awesome at moments, but combat is a step back. Why would I play darks souls 1 when I played Sekiro and Nioh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the world is fun to explore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Dark Souls 1 is a very different game from Sekiro and Nioh?

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Currently struggling to finish this piece of shit. Am I just too early on the game, or are the dungeons just absolute fricking anus? I've cleared like 10 of them and every single one so far was shorter than my wiener and every single boss was underwhelming. This shit is unironically dark souls without the soul

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine being so broken by a games success you are still trying to shitpost about it after people have played, enjoyed and stopped thinking about until the DLC drops
    They really do it for free folks, what a sad world we live in

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shit quest design
    shit balance, have to play perfectly first 10 hours and when you get some levels you just oneshot every boss before they oneshot you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to get used to how the game works to get good at playing it
      Woooooow fricking bullshit, shit game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you got your ass clapped and responded by over levelling your character
      sounds like a you problem

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i was like 90 ish when i went into the final zone and the game just game me like 40 more levels by killing bosses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i was like 90 ish when i went into the final zone and the game just game me like 40 more levels by killing bosses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >have to play perfectly first 10 hours

      You don't even get one shot by Godrick at SL1 with the soreseal on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but your weapon is like poking a hippo with a toothpick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Upgrade it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only if you just R1.
          Most burst damage weapon arts like impaling thrust do x3 or more damage than an R1 and they're almost as fast plus they cause massive posture damage for those sweet ripostes.
          Even on a base +0 weapon it's not hard to dominate Mergit and Godrick.
          Plus the game gives you around 14 #1 stones just as fixed loot in Stormveil if you explore a bit and 4-5 #2 stones.

          I got to Lyndell at SL20 with just a +3 weapon and I beat all the other bosses legit, I only had to cheese Draconic Tree Sent because the phase 2 lightning was one shotting me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i mean with the knowledge i have know i would obviously do way better
            but yeah im not replaying this shit

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The big empty open world full of recycled content meme is a straight downgrade from the more linear, focussed Dark Souls formula.
    It feels watered down, there are still some good fights, and some interesting places to explore, but you have to get through dozens of hours worth of recycled lazily copypasted shit just to get to them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >linear, focussed Dark Souls formula.
      but people dislike DS3 precisely for this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ER still has the biggest legacy dungeons with the most shoercuts and optional routes of any souls game.
      I'm still finding new ways to traverse Stormveil.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mountaintops, consecrated snowfield and haligtree ruined the game for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Haligtree was my favorite area in the game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was shit with no new enemies. Same with mountaintops.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It would be my favourite zone too if only it didn't have 0 (zero, nihil) new enemies

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too much bloat, caves, mines and catacombs were pointless.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >weak plot behind vague notes in items
    >npc's are forgetable outside Ranni because she have more dialogue than the others
    >combat is still the same and worse, because the enemies comes from faster games
    >no reason to pvp because the rewards are a joke
    >no clan wars or special rewards to keep pvp alive
    >also cheaters
    >no rue reason to NG+, all armors are obtainable in 1 run, cant upgrade armor
    >music is weak outside 2 themes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is still the same and worse, because the enemies comes from faster games

      Not at all, ER enemies are slower then DS3 enemies because the player on average is slower then in DS3 with more recovery frames between rolls, that's why you can't chain mash them as easily now without getting hit.
      They rely on delays to roll catch, not speed.
      Don't button mash.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heres the final analysis.
    >open world
    mistake, ruined the more linear progression and gave a more ds2 unfocused level design to elden ring.
    >interactivity
    the world is almost entirely empty with very little npc or roleplaying moments for the player. almost every area you find is hostile, and the ones that arent serve a single purpose, often a vague purpose that is ultimately binary. complete a task or ignore it. The lack of overworld interactivity, and the lack of roleplaying mechanics is just unacceptable in a modern rpg.
    >inb4 its not an rpg
    pic related
    >inb4 numbers/stats make games rpgs
    if that was true then street fighter and smash would be labeled rpgs.
    >exploration
    probably the most low hanging fruit of the entire game. your rewards are useless spells, mushroom (3), weapons you will never use because you already upgraded your weaponfu, and armor that does basically nothing. 99.9% of items you get in this game are inventory clutter and serve less purpose than coins in a 2d mario game. exploration is just padding between gameplay sections that often results in nothing gained. did level design have to die for this?
    >the combat
    its nothing special honestly, while i enjoy dark souls combat, im basically playing a ten year old character in a modern action game and iframes are becoming a very stale mechanic. if combat is the only interactive part of your game, it really needs to be more engaging than what im seeing in elden ring. Enemies blatantly input reading and scamming you is the natural progression of dark souls combat after all these years.
    >bosses
    bosses have always been the objectively worst part of souls games and i dont know where this modern obsession with bosses came from.
    SCORE
    >4/10
    too bored to even boot the game up again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Enemy variety is complete shit. Pretty sure most of the game is spent fighting those generic recolored knight dudes across the different regions.

      Reskins everywhere
      Reuse everywhere
      Shitty combat with enemies doing all sorts of acrobatics while you stuck with DeS movement

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Enemy variety is complete shit. Pretty sure most of the game is spent fighting those generic recolored knight dudes across the different regions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is. A large majority of encounters are against the recolored lordsworn soldiers especially in later areas because they ran out of shekels.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Enemy variety is complete shit. Pretty sure most of the game is spent fighting those generic recolored knight dudes across the different regions.

        Each of the Knights, Soldiers and Infantry have some few unique attacks, weapon arts/spells and consumables exclusive to one region.

        -Godrick ones are the base starting ones, they're cowards, block a lot and many use crossbows to stay out of the action
        -Cuckoo ones use magic grenades, guard counters and magic weapon spells and glintsone phalanx and occasionally throw pots that disable your heal for 30 seconds
        -Redmane ones use the double slash weapon art, throw fire grenades, one with shields guard counter, ones with torches do the fire breath weapon art
        -Lyndell ones use the determination weapon art, lightning slash, guard counter, throw lightning grenades, use spark perfumes and use repulse if you get close

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So? They are still reused assets with largely the same attacks. If every boss was Margit with a different attack each, would you be posting copium like this too?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The soldiers and knights are a themed enemy just like the black knights in DS1 that shows up in a couple different areas, each of which have dozens of other enemy types in them. Not sure why you're so hung up on this outside of yet another sad shitposting attempt

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              A couple different areas? Limgrave is only soldiers, Leyndell is only soldiers, the Capital is only soldiers, Liurnia is only soldiers, Haligtree is ONLY soldiers and so on.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Verifiably false, you haven't played the game. Frick off back to your discord you smoothbrain

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Steam's scores are hardly indicative of a game's quality. They're barely above Metacritic user score raid shitposts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe and dilate

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have to go back dude. Trust me, you are only setting yourself up for permanent emotional damage doing this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It may not be 100% new content buy it's at least 25% new content on each enemy.
            This is far more than most games where recolored enemies are identical besides buffed HP/damage.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This, they keep citing shit like Skyrim, Ubishit shovelware, and BotW as better examples when all of those games have like five enemy types in the entire game and one of them is used for 90% of encounters. It's utterly absurd

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So, like Elden Ring, considering that lordsworn soldiers/knights, trolls and crows/dogs take up 95% of the encounters throughout the entire game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >she hasn't actually played the game

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn’t change the fact that you fight those recolored knights for 90% of the game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No you don't

                So, like Elden Ring, considering that lordsworn soldiers/knights, trolls and crows/dogs take up 95% of the encounters throughout the entire game

                No they don't

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't, the main dungeons beside Lyndell have unique enemies.
                Stormveil has Exile soldiers and Banished Knights.
                Hogwards has the burgerking mages.
                Caelid is mostly crows and dogs, with just few soldiers.
                Vulcano Manor has the snakes.
                Farum Azula has the beasts and skellys.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No anon those don't count, the troony said you only fight lordsworn knights in 95% of encounters so that means it's true. The insane amount of enemy variety outside of those doesn't count because THE GAME IS BAD, IT JUST IS OKAY

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reskins everywhere
    Reuse everywhere
    Shitty combat with enemies doing all sorts of acrobatics while you stuck with DeS movement

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you stuck with DeS movement

      lol, you literally have Sekiro's Mist Raven ability as a weapon ash.
      Also fricking posture breaks.
      DeS doesn't even have plunging attacks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you can jump dodge that? that doesn't even make sense

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Objection: Suggestive question" ... "Objection sustained"

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can handle the reused bosses. They’re pretty easy. I can handle the afterthought that are time of day based event. I can even handle the shitty caves and ruins “dungeon.” But frick these “heroes grave.” Nobody wants to do a repeated run just to die by touching a goddamn chariot. Drags the entire game down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you die on a repeat run? You've already solved the puzzle once already, its lost its teeth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick shut up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he mad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >u mad
            Trannies reduced to 2010 shitposting

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You might have the wrong guy, appreciate the effort all the same soldier.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Another failed attempt, try again bud

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The chariot is not a one shot anymore, the patched it.
      You can survive it at 800 HP, just don't get it in a position where it'll immediately turn around and hit again.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    new world does it better

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people hate shill this game so hard. Like you can't just have a thread enjoying the game. I didn't even play it but these moronic "why did it flop" posters need to get cancer and die. Are they really just seething over that Horizons Social Commentary was a flop?

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too much bloat
    too many repeated assets
    too much LE PREPARE TO DIE artificial bullshit
    open world was a mistake and gets boring after the second biome
    game balance is terrible with a handful of weapons/arts simply dominating

    Dark Souls 1 and 3 are much better games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >game balance is terrible

      ER even on v1.0 unpatched is 10 times better balanced than DS1's latest patch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people hate shill this game so hard. Like you can't just have a thread enjoying the game. I didn't even play it but these moronic "why did it flop" posters need to get cancer and die. Are they really just seething over that Horizons Social Commentary was a flop?

      >Are they really just seething over that Horizons Social Commentary was a flop?
      Probably

      I got burned out by soul combat.
      But the worst part is that the actual gameplay is terrible:
      Terrible input lag
      Terrible input buffer

      How can the "tr4e g4mers" of Ganker like this game?

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Way too easy, i still loved the game though. I also wish ng+ was more inspired

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Add new enemies or different enemy placement during NG+ cycles, a couple boss rushes. Give the enemies extra attacks during NG+ cycles
      >"REEEEEEEEEE THAT'S NOT LORE ACCURATE!"
      >"REEEEEEEEEE ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY!"

      That's why it will never happen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't find the game easy at all.
      In fact it was one of the most difficult game since it's Sekiro Bosses while you are stuck with one of the most unplayable character in the souls serie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keep playing, you'll get some neat movement options after the tutorial area. You might find a weapon or 2 in that zone that has quickstep even.
        Don't forget to jump during combat, it works like Sekiro's dodges but without the symbols.
        Good luck, never give up!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As I say I can't stand the input lag and the buffer which make your character so irresponsive.
          The jump doesn't reward you with iframes like the roll do.
          Parry isn't viable as well.

          They're only hard if you don't summon. They're all designed around summons anyway.

          yep, never summoned in a soul game. It's not fun for me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like excuses. You sound like you don't like the fun souls games offer.
            Thats fine, it just makes your opinion lesser ya know? You don't show an interest anyway.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No excuse. I played every soul game. Took me 3hour to kill sentinel tree with my wrench.
              Killed the first 2 bosses and I wasn't having fun unlike in previous soul/sekiro/bb games.
              This game doesn't offer anything new in terms of gameplay. And the gameplay itself feels worse.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like depression, hit some orange juice and get on a sleep schedule. Try to kick the pills unless it'd be life threatening. Get sorted brother.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps. I was just wondering if it was the case or if other ppl were like me (played every soul game and find this one meh).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah me too, I'm a big Fromdrone and frankly I found Elden Shit to be a HUGE disappointment, right fellow Fromdrones? It's shit just like all these games are, none of us actually like them, I'm a big Fromsoft fan by the way

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ahaha le edgy reply^^

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're not alone. I played Sekiro right before ER and that become one of my all time favorites. ER is just same old Souls.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're not alone. I played Sekiro right before ER and that become one of my all time favorites. ER is just same old Souls.

                These, ER is just immensely disappointing.
                >recicled bosses
                >shitty recicled dungeons
                >garbage "lore" and story
                >combat is the same as ever, it's dull and outdated for 2022 standards
                >bossfights are moronic anime-esque showdowns where you can't be aggressive and every fight plays the same
                >worst final boss in Souls history
                >later areas are filled with nothing but recicled enemies and dungeons
                >underwhelming OST
                >only 3 good dungeons

                >Cool criticism, mutilated trannoid, everyone instantly sees your bad faith arguments for what they are. You're pathetic

                kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's just... it's just BAD
                Keep posting it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're only hard if you don't summon. They're all designed around summons anyway.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got burned out by soul combat.
    But the worst part is that the actual gameplay is terrible:
    Terrible input lag
    Terrible input buffer

    How can the "tr4e g4mers" of Ganker like this game?

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Word on the inside is the discord sisters aren't taking this well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The dark souls 2 reddit said they are having a day of mourning but won't say much more.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn’t I’ve already made a new character 4 times. Only reason I’m not playing right now is because I’m getting good at DNF Duel.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was it though?

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The conclusion I got from this thread is that Elden Sissies lost hard and shazamtrannies actually won for once

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Every comment from both sides calls the other a troon.
    I hate every last one of you spectrum homosexuals.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds line a troon problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not quite, one side won't use the word troon. Makes it easy to see which side is which. Best part is its foolproof because if they use the word they will have completely admitted defeat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off and die troony

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cool criticism, mutilated trannoid, everyone instantly sees your bad faith arguments for what they are. You're pathetic

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up homosexual

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Say it with me troony sisters. Popular = bad.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's quite bizarre how Elden Ring is the only videogame that is condemned for using the same enemy types as the previous games.

    Any Ace Combat: you fight the same planes on every single game.
    Metal Gear Solid: you stealth around / fight the same human soldiers on every game
    Fighting games: you fight with and against the same Ryu, Kyo, Sub Zero, Ky or Ragna on every game.
    Atlus JRPGs: you fight the same Pixy, Jack Frost, Titania, Set and Pale Rider on every game
    Earth Defense Force: the same insects and giant creatures on every game
    Resident Evil: zombies every single time (except on 7, where the lack of zombies was heavily criticized)
    Elden Ring: uses the same undead soliders, dogs, dragons, monsters and creatures as previous games? WORST GAME EVER!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most of these games if not all of them aren't 100+ hours long though. Imagine fighting the same enemy over, over, over, over, over, over, over and over and over and OVER again in a same playthrough
      Use your brain, this isn't a conspiracy against Elden Ring anon

      [...]
      These, ER is just immensely disappointing.
      >recicled bosses
      >shitty recicled dungeons
      >garbage "lore" and story
      >combat is the same as ever, it's dull and outdated for 2022 standards
      >bossfights are moronic anime-esque showdowns where you can't be aggressive and every fight plays the same
      >worst final boss in Souls history
      >later areas are filled with nothing but recicled enemies and dungeons
      >underwhelming OST
      >only 3 good dungeons
      [...]
      kek

      Pretty much this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Atlus games and EDF definitively are. People who are truly into it can easily spend hundreds of hours with their fighting game of choice.

        >Use your brain
        I do; that's why I wonder why Elden Ring is the only one who's evil for reusing enemies, a standard practice for any videogame.
        Nioh 2 is praised to high heavens by Ganker, and that game not only is 100+ hours long but does a pretty heavy reuse of enemies and assets; pretty much every enemy from the first game barring the bosses is brought back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >a standard practice for any videogame.
          It's standard but most games are as long as ER, and even if they are, they have something to make up for that, for example Atlus games, like Persona, have a story that you can follow through and wonder what it will happen next, in ER all you do is fight enemies and walk to other places where you can fight more enemies.
          >Nioh 2 is praised to high heavens by Ganker, and that game not only is 100+ hours long but does a pretty heavy reuse of enemies and assets; pretty much every enemy from the first game barring the bosses is brought back.
          Nioh has an actual interesting combat though, not justifying the amount of reused content, but i can't definitely see why would someone not feel as tired with Nioh than with ER.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            aren't as long*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not Persona so it's shit
            Fricking lmao is this all you mindbroken troons have left

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            aren't as long*

            Go to bed ESLBlack person

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's standard but most games are as long as ER, and even if they are, they have something to make up for that
            EDF is nothing but fighting waves upon waves of enemies. Same with games like Vermintide 2 or Killing Floor 2 (which by the way reuse the same enemies as the previous game) and no one has a problem with it. Meanwhile all you do on Elden Ring is fighting enemies and the game is condemned for it. Why?

            >Persona, have a story that you can follow through and wonder what it will happen next
            Persona has a generic anime story with the power of friendship and everything; hardly something exciting.

            >Nioh has an actual interesting combat
            Oh really? but you told me that Nioh has garbage combat.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >but you told me that Nioh has garbage combat.
              lol i didn't

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Elden Ring is a masterpiece, i just love playing Demon's Souls for the 6th time but with an open world (which adds no thing to the experience), it's the greatest sense of adventure i've eve-ACK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >psychotic troony posts selfie
      You love to see it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how blackpilled someone would have to be to post this...
      This dude needs to find Jesus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >which adds no thing to the experience
      Honestly I feel that Elden Ring is one of the few games that actually gained something from being open world, It heightens the already great feelings of immersion these games have

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is Valkyrie Drive. A game Ganker calls "a hidden gem". This game reuses its own player characters as bosses several times (the final boss for the "chaotic" route is literally two of the player characters, fighting exactly like they do when the player controls them) , to the point where it only has four original bosses, and even then two of them are recolors.
    Somehow this is fine, but when Elden Ring does something similar, the game is the worst thing ever.

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