Now that we know how soulless the SMRPG remake was, how will Nintendo frick this one up?

Now that we know how soulless the SMRPG remake was, how will Nintendo frick this one up?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    soulless how?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally impossible to remake Paper Mario. Just make it HD. Even the 64 games still looks good

      Gay Square trash

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you even seen the trailer? It’s not a remake, it literally is a remaster.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          TTYD isn't a remake, it's a remaster

          It looks exactly the same but with different lighting. It's a remaster. It seems like a new translation though so uhh I expect some kind of moronic outrage culture back and forth on places like Ganker about Vivian

          Remake, remaster, semantics, semontics
          You still didn't answer my question on how they'll frick it up

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually, I take my statement back, it looks like a remaster but is actually a remake. The assets look like they've been completely remake from scratch rather than upscaled. It just looked like a remaster at first glance because of the 2D aesthetic of the game.
            Who knows what new things they'll add. The partner back sprites hint that they'll add some things, but I feel like they'll have a pretty faithful remake. If you want to be worried about anything I would consider the script or the OST.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gay Square trash
        not an argument

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't engage.

  2. 7 months ago
    Your Anal Nightmare

    Who cares? You own a Game Cube, right?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they fricked up the remake
    >now I can't wait for them to frick up another one
    Just ignore and play the original, moron.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TTYD isn't a remake, it's a remaster

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really curious to see how they handle THAT character. You know the one I mean.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People will be livid no matter what they do. Address THAT part of the character, use the exact same script as last time, people will be mad no matter what.

      Actually, I take my statement back, it looks like a remaster but is actually a remake. The assets look like they've been completely remake from scratch rather than upscaled. It just looked like a remaster at first glance because of the 2D aesthetic of the game.
      Who knows what new things they'll add. The partner back sprites hint that they'll add some things, but I feel like they'll have a pretty faithful remake. If you want to be worried about anything I would consider the script or the OST.

      From the trailer I think some visuals look better and others look worse. OST is the one thing I'm pretty confident they wont frick up. I'll criticize Nintendo for a lot especially when it comes to remakes, but they're pretty consistent when it comes to soundtracks.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be hinest, I'm not really feeling it so far except for the title theme

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes Mario will constantly grab Flurrie’s breasts.
      Yes it’s okay because she’s a bawd

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks exactly the same but with different lighting. It's a remaster. It seems like a new translation though so uhh I expect some kind of moronic outrage culture back and forth on places like Ganker about Vivian

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, all the switchtards™ are gonna gonna come running in shiddin and pissin. Everyone in /v got sick of them so they won't leave us alone.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paper Mario 64 > Thousand Year Door

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are inferior to Mario & Luigi and Mario RPG

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't play homosexual games so I wouldn't know

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the remake running at 30fps?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, and not adding enough when SMRPG got boss rematches. There will be complaints about not adding a Luigi side-story, but they never paid much attention to it. The joke is that Luigi is a liar. Fast travel back to Rogueport would be nice, but adding more pipes to minimize backtracking in chapter 4 would be too much.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shitpost is soulless

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

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