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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not woke

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't have goblinas

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proper management of resources i.e. no Black folk and homosexuals.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hot springs scene
    >walking on a girl taking a shower scene
    >smaller breasts girl is jealous of big tiddies girl
    >katana is shoehorned in this game that has a western setting
    >it can't be helped
    >new year's shrine visit scene
    >summer festival scene, bonus points for yukata

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy kino, what game?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        vagrant story

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        persona?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chrono Trigger

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        trails of cold steel

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has hot anime girls but the gameplay makes me wanna off myself

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fund and good melee combat, good combat animations and a understanding of animation priority and startup, active and cooldown frames

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good soundtrack and fun gameplay

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute and sexy women.
    God tier aesthetics, music and setting.
    Super fun and will age extremely well, if ever.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good looking characters

    • 5 months ago
      Boco

      >Sameface is good

      Fricking hell.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black characters look cartoonish

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only japs are able to write good black characters, shit is almost ironic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japs dont have white guilt so don’t care about trying to look as non racist as possible. Meanwhile whity has to be a token black dude but make him essentially a white guy personally wise but also as wholesome and chungus as possible with zero edge or fun

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dogshit pc port

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*Gong sound* "YOOOOOOO!"
    >"It's time to defeat God, my cat companion"
    >"Nyaaaa, I can also talk too even though I am a cat"

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    CUTE~! (*^▽^*)

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The UI is dogshit and obviously designed to be navigated with a controller.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overemphasis on presentation aka style over substance.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      style done well can be substance

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    only play games in subscription.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun
    The characters are attractive
    The story is silly but fun to rag on or talk about

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has gameplay instead of being a glorified moive

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good music that's also not orchestral

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awful Latin fonts, ugly blue UI, no qol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are signs you're playing a Pixel Remaster made by Square Enix's Indonesia branch

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute boys

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the girls aren't ugly

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Font is either Times New Roman or monospaced
    Menus have abbreviations all over the place
    Quotation marks look like this:「 」
    Press B to accept, press A to cancel
    Items are priced at 100 times what makes sense

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The story, plot and lore are garbage and have no basis in reality. It plays like you're in some dream and things just happen for no reason.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't pay wall features in their games.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The voice acting is good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yo, is that my boy Clive Rosfield, voiced by 内田雄馬 in his 少年期 and 内田夕夜 during his 青年期? That's sick!
      I love his famous quote: "俺 can't 立ち止まる until I 討つ my brother's 仇."
      That's so poggers, fellow Japanese learner!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely seething

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day

          You will never know Japanese.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            And you’ll never be a woman but I guess everyone’s gotta cope with something

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Safe to assume this is one of the dubgays who keeps posting how he wants the English VA to “sit in his face”

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          most games that say anything beyond objection, wahoo or hadouken have terrible voice acting, dub or otherwise

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        dogshit netcode.
        If anime style, shitty gameplay with 20000 hours of generic story for morons filler
        If not, a flawed but fun experience that shits on most games from the west

        this post struck a nerve with the eternal N7s lol

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ironic since the prior post clearly struck a nerve with him too

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half the dialogue consists of ellipses and calling out people’s names

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous


      A-Anon-kun!!!

      …Anon-kun…

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men with weird haircuts and bad and exaggerated voice acting.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. nintendo games are very good

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dodge rolling i-frames

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >number go up
    >no choices beyond yes and yes
    Was legitimately shocked when 3 houses had an actual branching path in hitlers route

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No gameplay but lots of girls with big breasts to milk out the money from homosexuals who never got their dicks wet in high school.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's well made, no ugly girls and everything in the game is made with purpose

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normal beauty is idolized instead of shamed and replaced with trannies Black folk and obesity.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    women are attractive.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can't be helped

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EEEEEEEEHHHHHH???!!!

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"It's can't be helped"
    >MC Kun: "we can do this"
    >Love interest: "MC Kun....."
    >"My conviction"
    >*Te*
    >*Tsk*
    >*hmph*
    >*DORYA*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DORYA

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dirty country
    dirty games

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the streets of Paris.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gratuitous panty shot

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a movie today called Zombie Ass and it was the most Japanese thing I've seen in a very long time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t care plus didn’t ask

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay troon, whatever.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot of walking and talking.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cutscene after and before a fight, right as it cuts to two drunk people
      rmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least you can skip it most of the time, snoygames are all listening with stick forward

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tutorials for 10 hours
    >Hallway level design
    >Gratuitous overuse of text boxes
    >Looks and plays 3 generations behind all of its contemporaries

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seething snoy troon who hates Japan starts posting
    well it's been fun boys

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >apple computer
    did you type redditor in your prompt by accident?

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you find out you are on the FBI watch list.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like PS3 games, with simple shaders and small maps

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Graphics are behind several generations and the performance is dogshit.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I didn't give you permission to post my picture.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese food
    >in any fricking setting
    >and it's always OISHII

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's turned based garbage with VN sections
    basically a movie game but worse

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >multi hit attacks with gratuitous afterimages that stunlock the player for 30 seconds
    >teleports behind u
    >boss blocks a move with a sword or karate move and then does an ultra powerful retaliate that slows down time/deletes your hp
    >it can't be helped.........
    >at least one scene of a guy with a sword wiping out an entire team of gun users

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fishing minigame.

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yo, is that my boy Clive Rosfield, voiced by 内田雄馬 in his 少年期 and 内田夕夜 during his 青年期? That's sick!
    I love his famous quote: "俺 can't 立ち止まる until I 討つ my brother's 仇."
    That's so poggers, fellow Japanese learner!

    samegay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      seething

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You fricking moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          look at the "(63)" brainlet. That's all you need to see for proof if you're not a newbie.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            dogshit netcode.
            If anime style, shitty gameplay with 20000 hours of generic story for morons filler
            If not, a flawed but fun experience that shits on most games from the west

            this post struck a nerve with the eternal N7s lol

            This is the number you’ll want to focus on dumbass

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek I'm a giant moron

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We all make mistakes anon, no harm done

  59. 5 months ago
    Woundwort-fag

    Atractive women

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's in japanese

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The UI. Not every game from Japan is good but one thing you can always count on them getting right is the UI.

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    to name a few

    >plot consists of a soup of judeo-christian mysticism (think Evangelion etc) mumbo jumbo
    >a location in the game is literally just Shibuya or other large familiar Japanese landmark
    >copious quantities of exposition where they characters talk a lot but say very little
    >literally anything resembling or suggesting that Japan won WWII
    >a character who looks essentially indistinguishable from other characters being treated oddly and you eventually piece together that he's White while the other characters are supposed to be Japanese

    I literally didn't know Teddie from P4 was supposed to be white until I watched the anime and they literally go "A white guy???"

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    references to ancient japan are a dead giveaway.
    European game makers don't shoehorn ancient castles with fully armored knights in the middle of an American city

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f
    >criware
    >0 results
    morons

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whistles for a magic user girl party member
    >"MAKEMASEN!"
    >beats cute furballs with a blunt weapon
    >"KACHI DA!"
    >explores an empty hallway with 150 random encounters and the chest in a corner
    >"FLEIMU STRAIKU!"
    >meets a hostile badass NPC that turns out to be an ally and joins party
    >"SOU tbh KA!"
    >sees a girl party member in a swimsuit
    >"YOSSHA!"
    >defeats God
    >"YURUSENAI!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, kino

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