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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamefreak's bridge obsession has gone too far...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gone too far
      A bridge too far

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t get it.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Muffled japanese singing*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >[Beat-boxing Intensifies]

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Train pokemon when???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Duraludon Convergent evolution

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised that's not a thing already with how crazy the japanese are over trains

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was honestly convinced Carkol would evolve into a steam train but somehow we ended up with galarian golem instead

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny Coalossal is suppose to be based off steam trains. Even it's ability reflects off that. I think they missed the mark with that one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        gen7 really had the best Pokemon for shitposting, gen8 had nothing as ugly as Eiscue, Carkoal, etc

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gen8 had nothing as ugly as Eiscue, Carkoa
          >gen8
          >nothing like Eiscue, Corkoal
          What?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            +1 to every number in that post.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coalossal eould be my favorite Pokémon if he didn’t have marge Simpson hair

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the india region along with cow legendary

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    polybridge in pokemon holy

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Archaludon channels electricity and has an Electric signature move
    >is Dragon/Steel
    what did they mean by this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I don't get this either. It get's no stab off it's signature move.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's nothing uncommon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I don't get this either. It get's no stab off it's signature move.

      dreadnaw moment

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    for what purpose

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when pokes were (mostly) believable animals that fit into the world

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite believable animal: metal orb with screws and magnets sticking out of it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a manmade object given sentience. Not something you're supposed to believe is a natural creature of the world like Duralushit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Magnemite is in-universe a creature that just exists though. It’s never stated to be like a Banette thing.
          Archaludon’s goofy as frick but it’s not some new level of weird.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's clearly implied to be associated with Voltorb, who WAS stated to be a relatively recent phenomenon.
            Man, I fricking hate shills that don't even like/play the games in this franchise. Just go frick off to reddit if you want somewhere to talk about only the newest shit.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              nta, but
              >No, it's clearly implied to be associated with Voltorb
              This is not once shown in the games, dex entries, or anime. They're both Pokemon that frequent power plants and that's literally it.
              >who WAS stated to be a relatively recent phenomenon.
              Yeah too fricking bad Magnemit has existed for at least 3,000 years.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I said (mostly) but even that makes more sense than a bridge really. Magnemite could have been put together by humans as drones. A walking bridge is harder to explain

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Magnemite could have been put together by humans as drones
          But they're not. They're not and have never been artificial creatures, they even have a prehistoric ancestor.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they even have a prehistoric ancestor
            you mean an imaginary conception of what their prehistoric ancestor could have looked like 🙂

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >imaginary
              I caught one

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This franchise is beyond dead. Its corpse is being defiled.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bridge shit is honestly awesome because of the fact it turns it into a fricking railgun

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the shiny is gold, I'll nickname it NuggetBridge

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey don't be hard on duraludon, it was trying really hard to be a Charizard Bridge

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now we just need a guard rail Pokemon and we’re set

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Duraludon is hot garbage but where does the second suspension on the back legs come from in bridge form?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      LITERALLY MY MOM'S STAPLER REMOVER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      stapler/anti-air missile fusion?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The yellow things on top of its back legs are able to extend out to become the towers, even though it doesn't look like they should be able to do that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh I see

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at least it wont get worse than the Sinnoh cross-evos!
      >at least it wont get worse than Vanilluxe and Klingklang!
      >at least it wont get worse than Quiladin!
      >at least it wont get worse than A. Golem!
      >at least it wont get worse than Calyrex!
      >at least it wont get worse than Archaludon!
      >

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing is worse than the Sinnoh cross-evos

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I would've gone with something like a bridge layer if they wanted a bridge Pokemon
    Not an actual bridge layer mind you, just a creature that replicates the same thing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Transformers, more than meets the eye!

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t like how they have random pointless energy beams pop up to make the “cables”. It’s like they were afraid some people may not realize it’s a bridge and they wanted to make it super obvious.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modern Pokemon design in a nutshell. Zero subtlety

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old Pokemon were so subtle people have yet to figure out what this thing is meant to be

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