>bossfight begins, pyramid head roars and then charges at you >hold left to dodge one swipe >hold right to dodge one swipe >hold left to dodge one swipe >try to counterattack with a basic combo but the pipe clangs onto the pyramid head >"Shit! I can't get through that fricking pyramid...." >pyramid head roars and charges at you again >dodge his combo again, this time quick aim into him and shoot his knees but nothing happens >"Frick! He just keeps on comin'!." >Angela speaks into the radio >"James! Let him run into the walls! He can't see shit with that fricking pyramid on his head!" >"Frick you're right...why didn't I think of that?" >hover near the wall and bait his charge, this time when I dodge the pyramid smashes into the wall >pyramid head roars and stumbles back, falls onto his knees and the pyramid rips open, glowing orange tentacles and eyes burst out to writhe around >"Now i've got you you son of a b***h" >Start mashing RTRTRT halfscreen to arkham magnetize into the melee combo, stock squishy noises and then the tentacles retract into the crack and pyramid head gets back up again >"I think I just made him angrier..."
It's really like I'm playing a modern Resident Evil game
mock it all you want but that shit is super fun. original silent hill/resident evil games are boring unless youre very young and/or new to horror games
>finally defeat the double Pyramid Head fight using my Preorder Bonus Amazon Baseball bat with infinite durability with bonus damage after 7PM >they face each other before slowly removing the others helmet >revealing both of their actual faces to be James >they turn to look at James >ITS ALL YOUR FRICKING FAULT >WHY DID YOU DO IT? >cut to black
>What the FRICK is he doing? >Oh Gawd he's RAPING the FRICKING mannequin!!!!
*Pyramid head leaves*
*James turns towards the player* >Well, that just happened!
Honestly , i think they'll barely change the script, but these threads have been going on for long enough that at this point i prefer this to the normal script.
How love how the SH franchise is moron gorey edgelord shit but the morons on Ganker think adding profanity, a thing they've just made up is going to happen, will some how make the franchise silly.
>OH FRICK... mary... where the frick are you... >pyramid head sunddenly appears >SHIT.. RUN! >"hold down" >you are now in a room >shit.. what the frick was THAT >a pop up appears >"When pyramid head appears you have to hide" >*Achievement unlocked*
>one hand emerges from the dirt in front of the tombstone >then a triangular red helmet >"P...P...PY..PY... PYRAMID HEAD!!!!!" >James darts out of the room at the speed of light making a cartoon "VROOOOOM" sound, a big cloud of dust can be seen where he was one second ago, causing pyramid head to cough and choke
The town?
In universe Pyramid Head is based on the Silent Hill executors who looked like KKK members but red, which gets translated as having a red pyramid thing on his head
>eddie: I knew it. You too James. You've been posting cringe behind my back this entire time and now you're to pay (wieners gun) and lose subscribe. Just like that STUPID DOG!
if pyramid head showed up and dabbed on my ass i think i would have a nervous breakdown
>*explodes like a gmod model*
>he actually says that in the remake
>devs claim the game has been finished for a year if not more
>except that clearly isn't the case
They said the game is in beta not that it has been FRICKING finished
that's not what I read on Ganker
its pronounced vuh
>OH SHIT, HE IS FRICKING DABBING ON ME
wtf is that real?
Was this deleted? I didn't see this on @silenthill_official
Too horrifying
>bossfight begins, pyramid head roars and then charges at you
>hold left to dodge one swipe
>hold right to dodge one swipe
>hold left to dodge one swipe
>try to counterattack with a basic combo but the pipe clangs onto the pyramid head
>"Shit! I can't get through that fricking pyramid...."
>pyramid head roars and charges at you again
>dodge his combo again, this time quick aim into him and shoot his knees but nothing happens
>"Frick! He just keeps on comin'!."
>Angela speaks into the radio
>"James! Let him run into the walls! He can't see shit with that fricking pyramid on his head!"
>"Frick you're right...why didn't I think of that?"
>hover near the wall and bait his charge, this time when I dodge the pyramid smashes into the wall
>pyramid head roars and stumbles back, falls onto his knees and the pyramid rips open, glowing orange tentacles and eyes burst out to writhe around
>"Now i've got you you son of a b***h"
>Start mashing RTRTRT halfscreen to arkham magnetize into the melee combo, stock squishy noises and then the tentacles retract into the crack and pyramid head gets back up again
>"I think I just made him angrier..."
KONAMI, HIRE THIS MAN!
>next login reward
I would actually play a version of the game like this. It would be really funny
I can guarantee you everyone would buy it for the memes and it'd sell for 1000 dollars a copy 10 years later.
I will allow shitty remakes if they go the extra mile like that, and then a bomb goes off in the studio killing every developer involved
>try asking Stadia
who?
You forgot the part where time slows down and the RT prompt shows up on screen
kino
This is awesome.
Btw Id love a silent hill with dialog from Airplane
It's really like I'm playing a modern Resident Evil game
mock it all you want but that shit is super fun. original silent hill/resident evil games are boring unless youre very young and/or new to horror games
>finally defeat the double Pyramid Head fight using my Preorder Bonus Amazon Baseball bat with infinite durability with bonus damage after 7PM
>they face each other before slowly removing the others helmet
>revealing both of their actual faces to be James
>they turn to look at James
>ITS ALL YOUR FRICKING FAULT
>WHY DID YOU DO IT?
>cut to black
>What the FRICK is he doing?
>Oh Gawd he's RAPING the FRICKING mannequin!!!!
*Pyramid head leaves*
*James turns towards the player*
>Well, that just happened!
MARY GET THE FRICK DOWN
FRICKING JUMP
JUUUUUUMMMMP
Leave her alone! LEAVE US BOTH THE FRICK ALONE
Honestly , i think they'll barely change the script, but these threads have been going on for long enough that at this point i prefer this to the normal script.
>b***h cant even swim
why the frick does it look like pyramid head is ice skating? I can't believe someone greenlit this buffoonery.
It's not real, moron
How love how the SH franchise is moron gorey edgelord shit but the morons on Ganker think adding profanity, a thing they've just made up is going to happen, will some how make the franchise silly.
and the thing is, none of this will be added
people are getting mad about things made-up inside their own heads
>AW SHIET homie IS DAT FRICKING 3D TRIANGLE DUDE HELL NAW MAN
Silent Hill 1 was the best one. Harry Mason > Jimmy Sundae
>OH FRICK... mary... where the frick are you...
>pyramid head sunddenly appears
>SHIT.. RUN!
>"hold down"
>you are now in a room
>shit.. what the frick was THAT
>a pop up appears
>"When pyramid head appears you have to hide"
>*Achievement unlocked*
This has to be AI. No way this is real. I cannot believe it. It is an entirely different game...
It's fanmade
>Nurses laying pipe on me? What the frick is going on.
> I'm suppose to be the one laying down pipe! It's mass hysteria, cats and dogs living together!
>Pyramid Head...I fxxken hate that guy
I agree with him. PH looks too cool to be scary, I was actually looking forward to seeing him in game.
THIS A FRICKING LETTER
To some fat frick in Silent Hill named James Sunderland2988
PLANET
NURSE RAPING
what happened to the remake?
>Wait this is MY FRICKING NAME!
>SHIT!
>This isn't funny anymore!
>one hand emerges from the dirt in front of the tombstone
>then a triangular red helmet
>"P...P...PY..PY... PYRAMID HEAD!!!!!"
>James darts out of the room at the speed of light making a cartoon "VROOOOOM" sound, a big cloud of dust can be seen where he was one second ago, causing pyramid head to cough and choke
Where the FRICK are you, Mary?
Where is the fog
i can't wait to find out pyramid head's tragic backstory and how he got his iconic pyramid head
He has a pyramid head because James was circumcised and wants his "tip" back.
but who made it
The town?
In universe Pyramid Head is based on the Silent Hill executors who looked like KKK members but red, which gets translated as having a red pyramid thing on his head
Pyramid head was a kid who was bullied at school, he used to wear a paper hat to hide himself James was his bully
Eddie, why the FRICK are you eating that damn pizza...?!
Oh shit it's that fricking zip pyramid head
>There was a HOLE here, it's fricking GONE now
AW MY HAND. HEY COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. GIVE ME THAT FRICKING KEY YOU c**t.
>It's hot as fricking goddamn HELL in here
>Not you again, frick off!
>eddie: I knew it. You too James. You've been posting cringe behind my back this entire time and now you're to pay (wieners gun) and lose subscribe. Just like that STUPID DOG!
is that the remake graphics?
its literally worse looking than fallout 4
Why does it look so low res. I don't mean the jpeg artifacts, I can see actual pixels.