>omg Kojima is such a narcistic butthole he is thinking about his image being destroyed.
It's not just his image you idiots. He is being accused of mirder of oneof Japan's most important figures. His life could be in danger because of this, not just his career or image. the journalists didnot only ruin his image but also put him in danger. imagine he goes to E3 and some boomer thinks he is the real killer. Do you all even realize how dangerous it is for an innocent person to be falsely accused of having killed the president. THIS IS A SERIOUS SITUATION. WE MUST PROTECT KOJIMA
Maybe he shouldn't have murdered the ex-prime minister of his own country. That's really fricked up.
Maybe the ex-prime minister shouldnt have dishonored kojima's OC
shut the frick up, holy shit you're annoying
cope seethe and u know the rest
please refer to
sez u
Nice meme and copy pasta. homosexual.
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Time slips are caused by mass public government employees using previously used dates on legal document signature fields like previously used dates are current date. Again, there is a current date, but a previously used date is used on legal document signature fields. A public government employee walks into work, looks at cell phone, news paper, and television. The public government employee sees wrong date. Anyone looking at mainstream newspapers, nationally broadcasted television, or syncronized cell phones? You see a wrong date. Mass public government employees use wrong date on the legal document date field.
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KEK
Shut up reddithomosexual go back to your shitty site
>REDDIT REDDIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERYTHING IS REDDIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
toss urself off a fricking bridge
Scratch that, you sound more like an insufferable bunkerchan troon. Its time for you to join your sisters in hell
and u sound like a buck broken homosexual who involuntarily screeches reddit whenever you see something you dont like
>T. Gayreek journos
please refer to
Too bad, should have released Silent Hill
Now he has to work for undergound Yakuza as a hitman to make a living
MEDS, NOW.
please leave kojimbo
Dont accuse samehomosexualry without posting a screenshot of the proof. Otherwise you just look like some crybaby reddit homosexual.
He has an alibi, he went to see minions that day
Please stop talking about things you don't understand. The ex-prime minister was a super-soldier clone of Kojima's father. He was plotting World War 4 along with the Big 5 of Konami. Hideo Kojima was the only one who could stop the terrorists. He's a hero.
Man standing here, I realize Kojima was just like me trying to make history.
I would like Kojima to get a billion dollars to create a new game.
>kojima gets a trillion yen from the japanese government in reparations
>he buys Konami and releases MGSV: The Director's Cut
stranger things have happened
hes done with MGS and doesnt give a shit about ZoE. Let it go
Never
didn't he say recently (or a few years after V atleast) that's he's still down to work on mgs
He had wanted to handoff the series twice, at one point to the co-director of MGS4, and at another point he wanted to hand it off to Satoshi Itoh after MGSV
We truly are the Stranger Things season 4 part II
it'll be just more generic open world delivery service man
All he cares about is himself. No remorse for the loss of his ex pm
Kojima will now receive the title of Prime Minister. The winner gets everything.
not my problem
Ganker here
Who the frick is this guy and why should I care?
>inventor of the camera
>inventor of the strand genre
>not a gay
>killer of Japan’s PM
he invented the camera
CEO OF ANIME
how the hell are you Ganker and you don't know the creator of the camera. Without him you wouldn't have anime until pcs got powerful enough to do the whole thing digitally
Naruto hos rotted his brain. Many such cases.
Kys
Don't meet your heroes
le creatividad
he created the camera you fricking moron
>invented camera
>invented gun
>invented stealth
>invented cardboard box
>invented tactical espionage action
>invented his own video game genre, strand
Literally one of the greatest minds of our time
imagine not knowing anything
Something you may also know him for in case none of what the other Anons said are ringing any bells, but he was also the genius that finally identified the rope as mans second greatest technological feat alongside fire.
No one in Japan, thinks Kojimbo killed Abe. Yamagami's photo was widely circulated and Japanese people can actually read Japanese (I know, shocking).
That's really fricked up. How the frick did kojima manage to get away with murder just like that?
it wasnt him dipshit
You're right. It was Hideo. It's up to Kojima now to avenge sexman.
He's literally in the pic moron.
THATS NOT FRICKING KOJIMA DUMBASS
SHUT THE FRICK UP moron ITS LITERALLY HIM, ARE YOU BLIND??????????
Realistically it can't be Kojima because the suspect would be wearing expensive homosexual clothes and glasses
Ever heard of blending in, dipshit? It's another concept he invented
Kojima would never not want to show off his clothes or designer glasses
That’s not him. Seethe.
Man, Kojima looks different without makeup.
I didn't know there were 3 Kojimas
proofs?
see
??? Then why did they arrest him?
Appealing to natural law
That was Hideo
>Yamagami's photo was widely circulated and Japanese people can actually read Japanese (I know, shocking).
you say this like there's any chance they would have made this mistake in the first place.
He admitted to doing it on Twitter (though it’s now deleted)
Fake news. That was some french nobody
Um, sorry honey, that’s been debunked. It was a legit tweet from him.
Someone screenshotted it before it was deleted. It's real.
>June 9th
that must be one slow ass bullet
It's still June in Japan dingus.
holy frick ur a moron lmao
It's funny how you can't tell if posts like these are genuine anymore
>he doesn’t understand how hemispheres work
And you have the gaul to call anybody else a moron
its still fake and you're still a moron for believing in this edited twitter screencap
Are you moronic?
Kojima predicts the future like he always has, idiot.
See, MGS 2
>Kojima predicts the future
That would be Fukushima Tomokazu you Koji-simp
Most people don’t know who that is and for the ones that do they will never give him his credit. Anons really think Kojima made MGS by himself
Yeah but Kojima takes credit for it so its his.
but its july tho
>tweet your reply
>kamiya's profile picture
yea totally real lol
oh, you are such a charmer, jikoma
I don't care what everyone else thinks, he is innocent till proven guilty
this and deepfake videos makes being famous look scary in this internet era
literally morons can slander and destroy your image without consequences
Being famous is what makes people give a shit about proving whether it's fake or not.
Imagine an ex or an angry coworker doing this to an unlucky random joe and basically ruining their life. No one would care to prove it or defend them, no one would listen, this wouldn't even make it on the local news. They'd cut to the chase and ruin you.
he was caught on CAMERA you fricking IDIOT. EVERYONE SAW HIM DO IT!
>invented the camera just to capture this moment
Absolute madman
> being a victim defamation and imputation of a crime
> take all legal measures
> that's bad
rly???????????????
Literally NO ONE with 2 brain cells would actually think he did it. It's a fricking joke the same as Sam Hyde being a shooter in every terror attack. The guy was immediately captured and is in custody, while Kojima is walking around free. Obviously it isn't him this greedy slant eye just wants to get free money because his name came up. He really is a hack piece of shit god I hate him.
The funny thing is a few news sites feel for the Sam Hyde meme.
This is almost as funny as a US senator thinking Sam Hyde was the ghost of Kiev.
Wait, that dude was a senator? Holy frick
There was also the one YouTuber that thousands of people thought was a supreme court justice. Like the name Justice Dankula didn't give it away immediately.
People are fricking morons
Shinzo Abe was a commie loving jap israelite wasnt he? Stories say it was because of his affiliations but no one says what was it
>claims japanese and german war crimes aren't real
Yeah sure sounds israeli to me
thats every centrist to right wing japanese politician
moron
abe was about as good as you can hope for out of a politician these days. politicians feeling fear is a good thing though. keeps them honest.
hes has connections with the moonies
of course not international news or even /misc/ would say that shit,cant hurt the image of the base nipponese man
you'd be hard pressed to find someone that was more anti communist than Abe. that's why China had him assassinated. Keep in mind you cant say that just like you cant mention how they let a virus leak into the world thats killed millions, a virus that was made in a level 4 biolab in Wuhan.
WTF
He was as far right nationalist as you can get. If Abe wasn't right wing enough for you, then I have no clue who is outside of Lucifer.
>right-wing = devil
you're even more moronic than the guy you're replying to
So easily fricking triggered lmao
I don't know, many left wingers openly worship satan and other satanic figures. Hollywood in particular is very upfront about it.
can't trick me lucifer
Alright you got me. Go out and watch Marvel movies, protest the Supreme Court, and propagate gender theories on my behalf, my child of Satan.
I'm not Am*rican
yes you know what they say, you are what you virtue signal!
t. satan
>not muh heckkin political affiliatorinos!
I hate Americans.
We get that it's all you have but find a new obsession.
How can you prove that it wasn't him? As far as I'm concerned, he's guilty until proven innocent. We all know Kojima was an outspoken communist.
can you show me the post that started alll this? I mean, people have a LOT of proof Ganker did this right, can you show me? if not stop spamming these fuvcking threads
I did not kir him I did not! Oh hi my genuine fliend Mads Mikkersen, the actol.
>moronic journo makes a mistake because all chinks rook saem, lol
>every geek journal or otherwise makes news about it because it's so silly and gives easy views
>public image tainted
He should just sue. Give some dibs to twitter or any journo who managed to screenshot the news and rake in cash for Dead Stranding 2 - Prime day edition.
thats what kojima gets for partaking in the mental illness known as social media
Dont the Japanese take libel and slander really seriously?
Yes. Muh honorabu samurai code and all that
yeah also former prime minsters are a very respected figure in the populace
nobody in japan is moronic enough to think kojima did this. they all know it was hideo.
>suing in Greek court
Good luck!
If you change around some of the letters in "Tetsuya Yamagami", and get rid of a few others, you get "Hideo Kojima". Coincidence? Doubtful.
my mind is blown
He's not going to be accepting any more birthday cards from us now.
Election tourists literally ruin everything.
There are people IN THIS THREAD who had never heard of Ganker until 2016.
hes right im one of them
I'm still not sure if the actual shooter was Hideo or Kojima
Hideo is dead anon
Should have banned guns
Oh wait
What is it with rightoids seeing a rare occurance and taking that instance to the absolute extreme? Violence/ shootings in Japan overall doesnt even begin to compare to the weekly mass shootings here in burgerland.
The former PM got murdered lol
This isn't going any time soon if ever
the weekly 'mass shootings' are all perpetrated by nigs against other nigs over drugs, that's why you never see it mentioned even once on the news. Only matters when leftists want to take away the guns of white people (but need to make sure nigs can continue to nog)
You can print guns you delusional moron, the archaic concept of gun control has been vaporized and will only dig the hole deeper for it through the coming decades as printers get more advanced
None of what you said answered him. back to
with you bbc poster
Still much harder to make a gun yourself than going to walmart to buy one. See, that removes access to guns from morons, Black folk and poor people so there is no reason to be against it.
Nope it's actually very simple to do, and current 3d firearms are capable of handling up to and over 1000 rounds. The point is that I'd you want to cause mass death and chaos they the tools to do so are out there, well actually before printers they already were given knives, cars, explosives whatever, but now you leftie shits can't cope with the fact free people will be armed and you can't stop it
If it's so simple why aren't aren't most shootings in burgeristan made with printed guns then? Checkmate atheist.
Because it's how the founding fathers intended, now cope seethe and dilate
The founding fathers didn't have 3d printers though, why should I care what some boomers wanted?
I can't believe Kojimbo killed Abe for his next masterpiece...
Holy shit, I can't stop laughing at journalism
Why did he do it?
All we wanted to do was play his games, what pushed him over the edge?
Didn't want to procreate.
How would you respond if POTUS told you to have sex?
>accused
They arrested the guy, idiot
Hideo Kojima was also reportedly in Gran Turismo 7 (through the lens of gaijin):
https://www.gtplanet.net/gt7-easter-eggs-20220410/
holy shit he's in
Maybe he should stop being a communist symphathizer
>i grow beard rike horryrood action star
kojima rn
video games?
If Kojima is so innocent and not arrested, why hasn't he appeared in public yet? Checkmate atheists.
arr rook da same
>MUH FAKE NEWS MUH FAKE NEWS!!1!
Shut up and frick off
hackjima blocked me on twitter after I threatened to kill him.
We must stop Kojima before he kills more politicians
Can't stop, won't stop.
Too late
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE THESE JOKES ABOUT MUH WOKE WESTABOO JAPANESE MAN. HE'S ON THE FRONTLINES OF THE GLORIOUS NIPPON CULTURE WAR
I hate you gays so much.
You're here forever
>spreading intentional disinformation
>jokes
calm down, ivan
>intentional
It's not my fault the moron journos come to the cesspool of the internet for their news
>moronic journos so hungry for clicks that they bite every piece of bait offered to them
>this is somehow a conspiracy
There are multiple articles after every tragedy claiming sam hyde is the culprit. As well as other internet celebrities. Kojimbo is not immune.
>There are multiple articles after every tragedy claiming sam hyde is the culprit.
and those are obvious satire and running jokes on the internet by people that aren't claiming they're being serious
The fact that it's not obvious to some people is the whole joke moron.
>JOKES
unless someone has a disclaimer that it is satire, you cannot go "but I was joking!" when you slander someone
lol that's not even remotely true
ok sir, go on twitter and start randomly calling people murderers and see how quickly you get hauled into court to defend yourself
>and see how quickly you get hauled into court to defend yourself
I would get blocked by most people, trolled back by some and ignored by the rest
I wish Kojima died after MGS4 just for ever thinking of having both Snake and Otacon die
>Chudjima: "NOOOO I AM FAMOUS MOV- I MEAN GAME DIRECTOR, I NO COMMIT NO CRIME, I SUE YOU"
>Nordic cop: "You are a murdering, criminal asiatic. Lock him up boys!"
video games?
No, he's an butthole. He can't just take a job, he's such a self-absorbed twat that he has to make himself out to be the real victim of Abe's murder. homosexual never made a good game, he's just a wimp who desperately wants to be filmmaker and settled for video games and glomming onto any D-listers he can because he'd never actually make it in Hollywood.
A bloo bloo bloo
video games?
These threads are the most fun I've had in Ganker in years.
I thought most people stopped giving a shit about Kojimbo after they saw what Death Stranding was about
anyway frick this pretentious wannabe asiatic of a film director, the only time that he's relevant again is the media being fricking moronic and accusing him of murder lmao
>LA PUNTERIA
>LA CULPABILIDAD
>EL MAGNICIDA
mirder
I stand with Samuero Hydeo.
Maybe asians shouldn't all look the same if they don't want to be misidentified.
narcissistic man child who makes shitty games and has even shittier fans.
>Some who places in countries halfway around the world said something
Okay.
All joking aside, is there ANY proof that Kojima didn't do it?
No, which is why he's malding right now and trying to sue anyone who tries to expose him
There needs to be a journalists oversight committee.
LA CREATIVIDAD…
He should have thought about that when he was making mgsv
It is crazy how easy it is to deceive Ganker!
>NOOO ITS ONLY OK TO MAKE SAM HYDE INTO A MEME, YOU CANT DO IT AGAINST HONORABLE JAPANESE GAME DEVELOPER!!!
What is Streisand Effect
>mirder
>mirder
Japanese people are very offended that westerners are making fun of the death of Abe Shinzo.
but a japanese person killed him
Are Japanese politicians like westerns politicians? That the entire populace thinks they're idiots until they die then it's a tragedy?
actually no, obviously they are still just suits who have no impact on the world, but they are often invited on comedy shows, rather than just lamely parodied on comedy shows by soulless late night hosts
So they have a good image to the public? I mean average people talking behind closed doors type things more than television.
eh japan is very 'dont talk shit about elders/superiors' etc, so you might be thinking that behind closed doors maybe they let it rip
but actually in the case of none-unhinged people, they dont talk politics AT ALL in their free time, so its hard to say
>they dont talk politics AT ALL in their free time
Sounds like paradise to be honest.
i didnt mean japanese specifically, i meant generally if you are a sane person you arent talking politics behind closed doors, so to ask what someone thinks of a politician behind closed doors, you basically asking for an opinion of a deranged person, which isnt the best measure of a country
Japanese people are offended by everything
Not as much as chinks, but still 2nd place.
>Chinese people
that's an oxymoron
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurting_the_feelings_of_the_Chinese_people
lol
>this all started because people wanted to disguise off topic shit on Ganker
never change
http://futabaforest.net/b/res/988674544.htm
Bros, 2chan knows...
Good for them?
>kills Abe for not liking Death Stranding
>make the greatest game know to man
>can't even procreate in it
No wonder Abe hated it.
I know he didn't do it, but why is he using this event to promote his games again. Has he no shame?
He's already in prison for killing the prime minister, why would he be ashamed to promote his games?
For a guy who likes to ruse people, he can’t seem to enjoy when a ruse is pulled on him. Why is he such a narcissist? You’d think he’d appreciate a good laugh and free press
>Kojimba bringing more attention to something nobody would even remember anymore if he just kept quiet.
Why are people always so fricking moronic when it comes to news/social media
Has he responded personally on his account since the event? Seems suspicious...
Isn't it funny how people will believe anything they read on the internet?
The mastermind was cliffy.
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I can't believe he did that
I don't get why everyone's shitting their pants over this.
Some irrelevant tier uro countries just fell for the first meme tweet they saw when they had their bored interns google 'who shot abe' because that's what news boomers do.
How is this any different than this happening to sam hyde or saying the black dude from predator is Kony for years?
Is it just Kojima autists trying to hype up their quirky japanese parasocial relationship-friend?
Terrorist scum
Bros, was this Kojimbo's motive for murder? Did Abe diss him for his decision?
Real talk though. Why do they look so similar?
It's mostly the mask that hides the most obvious differences.
Is this real or another 4chong meme?
I really liked that guy, I don't think he would fall that low.