>only main character dad in all of Pokemon
>spends all his time "working late at the gym"
>is in walking distance of Roxanne's gym
post yfw Norman is fricking Roxanne on the side
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Norman has good taste, especially if it's ORAS
Cope. He gets fricked by Slaking every second night.
>singular
he gets Eiffel Tower'd by both Slakings
>every second night
i see what you did there, KEK
kekking
at least he has time to recover
>Walking distance
>Takes literal days to go from Petalburg to Rustboro
????
>"I walk the 30 minutes from home to here every day." -Norman, Pokemon Emerald
It only takes him 30 minutes to walk from Littleroot to Petalburg, so getting to Rustboro or whatever the frick Roxanne's city is called would be no issue either
That's Littleroot to Petalburg, not Petalburg to Rustboro. Go look at the actual map and not the game version, the distance disparity is massive on top of needing to traverse a huge fricking forest.
>huge fricking forest
I wouldn't call it huge, lol. Petalburg forest is tinier than Eterna or Pinwheel. It's barely larger than Viridian/Santalune and around the same size as Ilex Forest.
Viridian Forest takes 2 days to cross on foot and is smaller than Petalburg Woods. Just to give your autism some perspective.
>viridian forest
>2 days
dude you can cross it in 5 minutes
What an abysmal "forest."
I've never played the games, but are you sure it's normal walking distance? Because realistically, those little game maps could be massive, and a walk from point A to B would takes hours if not days IRL.
I never got why he didn't just move you and your mom into the same city where he's gonna be working
What are they divorced?
Hoenn mommy doesn’t like city life.
It's not that uncommon to have a job that requires a commute to another town, especially in Japan, anon.
yeah but it's pretty damn far away
It's 30 minutes away on foot
It's half an hour away, anon. They directly state that.
Where
Only found it in the German Pokemon fanwebsite.
>https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Norman
The English page lists it as well.
It is canon information from Emerald’s PokeNav.
Oh yeah, thanks!
>walking distance
There's an entire beach, forest and river between them.
I’d call Roxanne mommy
Isn’t kind of weird that Norman will either have a Daughter named May or a Son name Brendan? His child that wasn’t born in the universe is also then identical to someone else’s child.
Kind of weird when you think about it.
It's as if... Norman is the father of both at the same time. Meaning Prof Birch is NOT the father.
There's a much bigger gap between Petalburg and Rustburo than Petalburg and Littleroot.
>one route
>an entire forest
>a whole other route
versus
>one route
>a tiny town
>probably the shortest route in Hoenn
>ywn sneak into the forest during work to meet and frick roxanne
bros.................................
>Norman is fricking Roxanne on the side
I mean, you wouldn't?
Well, at least in XY and USUM Dads are mentioned.
In XY if you talk to your mum, she may tell a story about how during one of her races her Rhyhorn did not stopped at finish and just smashed into your dad. Considering weight of a rhyhorn and fact that it's basically rock on four legs XY's dad may be dead or in state not worth showing on screen.
In USUM next to your house there's car garage with a "dad's car". Not sure what a somewhat hot milf is supposed to do on exotic islands with her clueless husband being at home.
>Not sure what a somewhat hot milf is supposed to do on exotic islands with her clueless husband being at home.
She'll figure something out
In the ashnime theres an episode where his wife suspects him of cheating on her with nurse joy, she even packs her bags and prepares to dip. he's definitely cheating on his wife
He fricks Wally's dad
I mean... Look at how similar gold looks to norman...
(OP)
As for Roxanne, Nope! Not Norman's taste he might think she is for Brendan, and still skeptical on it.
However, Roxanne is actually, obliviously groomed by Devon Corporation. Period.
>In Rustboro City, Devon Corp. HQ
>Her school she attended there is fully funded by Devon Corp.
>She was the (>first) valedictorian graduate of that school
>She decided to become Rustboro Gym leader, specialized in Rock type
>Coincidentally, Steven is her role model, and he also knows her
>Steven's patrician, young tycoon demeanor also sculpt her into an 'Ojou-sama' model
>Moreover, Rock-Steel type close relation and Steven also use many Rock type Pokémon (virtually his 2nd specialized type). Also 'Stone family'.
The only reason she hasn't been groomed by Steven is because Roxanne isn't for his level only few women like Cynthia, Diantha are worth for him (Or Diancie, Magearna if he is a Pokéfricker) and too autistic on stones. Which makes her goes to Steven"s father if you think about exemplary female student serving rich old man hentai doujinshi trope
Moreover, some speculation on Devon Corp. (which is my crack headcanon)
>Pokémon world's largest conglomerate in stone quarry, mineral mines, and various geology related technology. Oreburgh coal mine is fully owned by Devon Corp.
>Devon Corp. competing with many big tycoons like Sliph Co., Aether Foundation, etc.
>All Rock-Steel-Ground Gym leaders around the world at least know who Steven is (and tried to make good connections with him)
>Steven being a Philanthropist in archaeological museum. He loves loitering around at various archaeological museums around the world. Like in Pewter City, Oreburgh City, Nacerene City, etc.
pic not related, but spicy
vigorous sweaty sex with norman