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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese don’t talk like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my wife did

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >my wife did
        >did
        Divorce or something else? If it's grim I'm sorry for your loss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She is Chinese.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry. *ahem*
      Honda, Subaru, Ramen, Mazda, Mitsubishi, Sushi, Suzuki. Fujitsu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry. *ahem*
      Honda, Subaru, Ramen, Mazda, Mitsubishi, Sushi, Suzuki. Fujitsu

      That's precisely how Japanese people talk, which is why I exclusively listen to English dubbing.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >goes up to the yakuza and tells them to kill themselves
    >the same guys who've been trying to kill her the whole fricking game
    >gets shot
    lol I love how nips punish woman moments mercilessly

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Majima fell for a clumsy blind woman...
    I can't blame him, he probably wanted to fix her

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why can't they pronounce "L"
    it's one of the easiest letters to pronounce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They can, but L and R is the same thing so they mess it up
      Like how angloids can't pronounce X

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but L and R is the same thing
        no they aren't

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          らるりれろ
          it's both L and R

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Technically it's just a ら sound with a different vocal

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            la li lu lei lo?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              la lu li le lo
              I'm a dumbass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                la li lu lei lo?

                no you were right, the order is la li lu le lo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just for arguments sake I'm going to disagree and say L is more of a medium difficulty letter to pronounce since it uses the tongue. Haha it's no "A" thats for sure!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the L sound doesn't phonetically exist in their language. they go through life without needing to learn it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The English "L" sound (as in leaf or mild) does not exist in the Japanese phonetic alphabet, making "La li lu le lo" an impossible utterance in Japanese. Instead, the Japanese have a sound that can be either L-like or R-like depending on its location in a word, with the English "L" being somewhat unattainable (the phrase would thus be spoken as "Ra ri ru re ro"). The idea is that the Patriots change their name to be a phrase that cannot be spoken or written down. However, since English does have the "L", this concept could not be translated. This idea is also subtly referred to when Emma explains the Patriots' attempts at censorship to Raiden and how GW ties in to it, when she mentions that the twenty-six letter alphabet could have originally been thirty and that they removed a few letters.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The idea is that the Patriots change their name to be a phrase that cannot be spoken or written down
          >らりるれろ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its pronounced like El were I'm from

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason why westerners can't roll their R's.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not an expert in japanese or english but I would assume that they can but simply don't know when or how to pronounce it properly when attempting to speak english. It's like when slavs don't care and have a very specific accent when talking to someone in english.
      I think when westerners say "ramen" in english they incorrectly pronounce it with hard R when chinks/japs usually say it very softly almost sounding like "Lamen" instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese doesn't distinguish between L and R so in a Japanese context you just need to get close enough and it'll be understood as the Japanese "R" sound. This is what can cause problems because even if you can pronounce the two sounds, you need to get used to distinguishing them in every context.
      Also the Japanese R is mostly an alveolar tap, i.e. the sound Americans use for T/D in words like Metal/Medal.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't majima frick her at least once
    She forgave oda, she would've forgiven him too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cuz Majima's a good person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Remember when he beat his wife?
        Or when he beat one of his family member with an umbrella?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Remember when he beat his wife?
          he hit her once but his real crime was abandoning her and frick ogita i'm glad he's dead
          >Or when he beat one of his family member with an umbrella?
          stupid motherfricker should've laughed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're thinking of the guy he beat with the bat
            Umbrella guy was beat for not recognizing Kiryu... or something

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Remember when he beat his wife?
          A, she was who-ah
          B, she deserved it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do I get a cute broken english asian gf bros

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    goodmorning ma'am! I shall do the needful with the deed

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >now Omi Arriance want to kiru you…
    Get your Engrish right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what about husbant?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >omi arriance want to kirr you
    >omi arriance want kiryu
    heh.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Omi Alliance was barely a presence in Yakuza 0, why bring them up at all?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were always around in Majima's story in form of Sagawa

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