>Paradox releases new game. >It's actually fun on launch once you get the fix for the constant crashes

>Paradox releases new game
>It's actually fun on launch once you get the fix for the constant crashes
Don't pinch me, I have to be dreaming and I don't want to wake up
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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Paradox only published it, not delevoped it. They don't have anything to do with the quality of the game.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >souless UI
    game for trannies and Black folk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a time to be alive eh

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >once you get the fix for the constant crashes
    my game only crashed once on me so far it was right upon achieving victory
    chaos ratgay by the way

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's got fricking pronouns, frick your marketing I refuse to buy any of this ESG shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your post contains pronouns, moronic mutt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The prophet Muhammad fricks dudes in the ass.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Schizo post

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you are still using pronouns.
          are you feeling unwell?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >still using pronouns
            Can you point at the pronoun in his post?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It's got fricking pronouns
      That's a joke, right? Right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dude there are females with beards in this trash

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's got fricking pronouns, frick your marketing I refuse to buy any of this ESG shit.

          dropped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So did Elden Ring, mod it out or ignore it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good to know. Thanks, anon. I don't buy coffee if someone spat on it. Even if it tastes the same.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think at this point it's a moral imperative not to give these companies our money when they incorporate this insanity into their products and marketing.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No breasts
    No buy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hmmm
        Now make them big.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Small indie company
          Please understand

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Fine.
            You've still got a chance.
            Show me more breasts loosely covered by cloth.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I can show you orc musclegirls

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                While you're at it, show me human ass.
                How's the legwear - or better yet, lack thereof.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to go back to the main menu so I will show you this plant breasts event instead
                There are some skimpy clothes for female wizards especially but most of the nude units are dryads and fairies and shit like that

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >wizards
                What about the druid?
                >nymph
                While I can appreciate the attempt, the AoW3 nymph was far more daring.
                Speaking of, are there sucubus?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              triumph games always get mods that expand the customization options.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        YJK

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wait, you can play as a mole man?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. 4 still has the underworld map too and tunneling mechanics.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        FEET

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shill me OP, looking for something to play

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Strategy game with highly customizable fantasy factions where you go from random humans, elves, dwarves etc. (also furgays) to an entire race of angels, demons, plant people, undead etc.
      If you've played Heroes of Might and Magic or Endless Legends its sort of like that
      You build your own tech tree by combining different magic tomes as you progress

      >wizards
      What about the druid?
      >nymph
      While I can appreciate the attempt, the AoW3 nymph was far more daring.
      Speaking of, are there sucubus?

      I think so? I honestly don't know because I haven't played a Chaos build yet
      I think you can turn your own race into demons though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >plant people
        Is this one of those?

        I don't want to go back to the main menu so I will show you this plant breasts event instead
        There are some skimpy clothes for female wizards especially but most of the nude units are dryads and fairies and shit like that

        . If so, they look fricking gay

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >playing a paradox game on launch

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Take your shill shit somewhere else marketer. If you were an actual gamer you'd talk about the game not try and sell it to us.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you. I want to know if its worth my money.
      Go scream in the nintendo thread for the 100th time today.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's fun and it's not 60 dollars so I think it's worth it but there's a lot of DLC already planned because it's a paradox game, so take that with a grain of salt
        Also it was having a bunch of crashes but the beta branch fixed them
        And apparently there's difficulty playing mp right now because there's not enough servers for all the people playing
        But if you're asking if the actual game's fun, I've been playing it for the last two days and I think it's fun

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >servers
          You can't host locally to play with friends?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It has remote play together so maybe? Again I haven't actually tried that yet

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cannibal

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if it's a bug, but I'm pretty sure the game rolls crits before hits and crits never miss. I tend to have high morale so I'm constantly critting and constantly hitting 10%-30% shots.
    Also am I moronic or is there no easy way to scroll through heroes in the hero level/equip screen?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no easy way to scroll through heroes in the hero level/equip screen?
      not that I can see. just using the H key or hero panel

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    thats not a paradox game, just like doom isnt a bethesda game.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >still haven't captured the feel of the original games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AoW2 is by far the ugliest game in the franchise. Even Planetfall with its shitty color palette wasn't this bad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I played the shit out of shadow magic as a kid, but I tried it again recently and just couldn't get into it, idk why.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Name, now.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the game? Is there character creation? I this a D&D thing?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you are going to shill, at least drop the name.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's wizard furries who summon elementals to fight for them.

      Name, now.

      What's the game? Is there character creation? I this a D&D thing?

      Age of Wonders 4. New fantasy 4X game with lots of customization.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, not going to slurp your pozzed pronouns and body type goyslop, shill. Shouldn't have made it so female chars can have male titles (not even the custom ones btw), I saw you can have KING on a female char. Degeneracy will not be tolerated in my games. Also LMFAO the clown leftoids trying to gaslight people itt about "using pronouns" while very well knowing how the left applies them. Die horribly, thanks! 🙂

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is the arch-druid in?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There are lots of nature magic tome but there's no dedicated druid culture. Closest you'll get in the base game is primitive barbarian culture like OP posted. The 3rd DLC will likely have a druid culture since it's themed all around nature, but that's probably not going to come out until next year.
      >DLC1: Lizards and dragons
      >DLC2: Machines and magitech
      >DLC3: Nature and fey stuff
      >DLC4: Horrors and arcane stuff

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shill-kun, come back in 4 years when this game is actually playable.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Torrent is like 6gigas, is the game that light?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna wait 2 years when it's on sale to buy it
    By then it's probably a complete game

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want syrons and emo boi meandor back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Meandor is already in the game. The 4th story map is literally about getting him to stop being emo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ty anon
        which wizard kings are missing?
        we got yaka, arctica, nekron, fangir but what about merlin for example?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Of the big names, Merlin and Julia are the only ones I haven't seen. But I haven't finished with all the story maps yet.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what game?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Edward, the last dreadnought

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of male and female you get a "Body Type" slider with only two options. Either he or she pronouns can be selected regardless of which body type you picked. Devs don't even try to defend the pronouns and pretend they did it to support custom titles, but if this game wasn't pozzed it would simply pick pronouns off your gender, which "body type" obviously is. The game also censored female models because the presence of breasts made some mental case uncomfortable I guess.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody sane actually cares about your drivel. I can still pick a male and be called he, end of story.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Except you can't actually pick "male", you can just pick a "body type", because the word male drives trannies crazy for some reason. But if you love and accept troon shit and censoring then good for you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can pick male. It's the male body type. But changing a word to another without actually changing anything drives you crazy for some reason.
          You are very, VERY similar to the trannies you claim to hate. Curious.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if i have stellaris is there any reason to play this?
    a lot of reviews saying it's basically the same thing with a different face pulled over it, and they already have a ton of DLC-nested races in the game files so i don't know if i want to get raped in paradox's cashcow dungeon again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There is never a reason to buy any game paradox has touched. They'll always be shallow and expensive.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are they moronic? There a lot differences between Stellaris and AoW I can understand same vibe because they both race builders but if we speak about gameplay they are fricking different. AoW 4 still Civilization with HoMM elements they just added more customization during gameplay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if i have stellaris is there any reason to play this?
      >a lot of reviews saying it's basically the same thing with a different face pulled over it,
      That's ridiculous. It's nothing like Stellaris other than the fact that in both games you get to create your own faction, never mind that the mechanics of doing so are completely different. Outside of that, AoW4 is a traditional turn-based fantasy 4X.

      >they already have a ton of DLC-nested races in the game files
      This seems like a transparent lie but I'll give you a chance to prove it, or at least post a source for that claim.

      >i don't know if i want to get raped in paradox's cashcow dungeon again
      It's not made by Paradox, they just publish it. Saying that AoW4 is a Paradox game is like saying DOOM is a Bethesda game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      well for one stellaris isn't a game so

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its esg shit so i wont buy it. Glad i gave it a pirate.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >esg
      ?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >paradrones trying to claim Age of Wonders
    Paradox is only the publisher. Triumph made it.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still dont know what game im looking at.
    oh well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Age of Wonders 4

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's just a strategy game, might as well look at excel sheets for how much "game" there is in this.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does AoW4 feel like an actual 4x or is it like AoW3 where the civ aspect is secondary to building an army?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot more to it than there was in AoW3, but I still wouldn't recommend it if city building is your main interest.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Paradox
    Enjoy your metric tons of DLC lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All DLC are free

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dont trust cream api

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I dont trust cream api
          why though?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Typical zoomer.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The game's on GOG, you don't have to frick with Steam at all if you don't want to.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Decide to check it out. Didn't see that one coming.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All praise the black Jesus!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon was a gay

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It looks bad t.bh i’m fine playing AOW 2 forever anyway

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Paradox releases new DLC vending machine
    FTFY

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't have a campaign and races are literally just cosmetic since you can have them be whatever you want. Those are my biggest complaints.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Vampire

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i will when developers learn how to optimize their games, no reason a static map strategy game should require same pc as fricking cyberpunk 2077.
    also
    >4 DLC announced in the day of release you can even buy premium version which includes them

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Game is really fun, a genuine surprise how good it is, just a shame I don't enjoy video games anymore (dead inside)

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every time this poor guy's armies step out of the fog of war I cast Earth Shatter on them 8 times and they walk right back.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently I was wasting my time with overworld spells. I had a 2 tier 1 units scouting for me who got attacked by 3 stacks. All I had to do was summon multiple Titans of the Earth and multiple Lava Bursts.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is normal (well, as normal as average for any other publisher) for Paradox published games though.
    How are there STILL people that confused paradox studio with the publisher?

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i just want a real, good, heroes game. that's all. made by someone who actually cares about the ip. no fricking weird-ass monsters, no fricking weird-ass graphics style, no nothin'. just good old fashioned heroes, no more, no less.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately, that's simply not going to happen as long as Ubisoft holds the license.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i like the customization but i think im too stupid for these sorts of games

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >paradox game 1a
    >release loads of DLC
    >prepare paradox game 2a
    >remove all DLC from 1a
    >sell DLC back in paradox game 2a at full price (increased for inflation ofc)
    >make new paradox game 1b
    >hype! its new paradox game!
    >release bullshit for 6 months
    >abandon paradox game 1b
    >prepare paradox game 3a
    >remove all DLC from 2a
    >sell DLC back in paradox game 3a at full price (increased for inflation ofc)
    >repeat
    >repeat

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    did paradox make this or did they publish it?
    the answer to this question decides if its worth a pirate or not

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Paradox published it. The developer is Triumph.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are there dwarves?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course.

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