>Party's mage accidentally summoned an incubus instead of a succubus
What now?
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>Party's mage accidentally summoned an incubus instead of a succubus
>Party's mage accidentally summoned an incubus instead of a succubus
What now?
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Take it up the ass, duh.
Ask him what game we are playing and why its important to know this information.
Cast reduce, then permanency on him
Well that depends is it just a male version of a succubi or is it like the incubus in one of the 3.5 magazines where its just some ugly rape demon henchman?
molest
The baron is still getting seduced one way or another.
I hope you're not a hard top, my demonic twink friend.
He'd be a power bottom if required, but will not relinquish control
>half-incubus wizard
You're describing Merlin
>obsessed with giving dicks to every girl he meets.
I don't think Merlin would do that
perhaps, but Nasu would
>I hope you're not a hard top, my demonic twink friend.
I think every incubus is a hard top, since the word for incubus comes from the Latin word for "to lie on". Whereas succubus comes from the word for "to lie under".
I wonder what happens if an incubus bottoms. Does he become a succubus, or does he just die?
He discovers the joy of prostate orgasms
>is there something funny about
B I g g u s
D I c k u s ??
Smite the foul demon summoner and the hellfiend he has spawned. A true paladin would not consort with such degenerates. Then I convert OPs blatent horny thread into another paladin alignment thread.
Smash.
>"Heh, look at this gay. Hey boss, you really think he'll be useful? I bet I could take him-"
>Gets mating pressed
common L
Sauce?
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/36064
I don't think more boring people exist than the ones into mating presses and instaloss
>accidentally
riiight
>What now?
suicide him in the closest encounter and try again
doesn't give the same bonuses, don't want it
Yeah, you should never cast these spells during pride month.
>Wizards - no sense of straight or wrong
That picture isn't a proper demon, it's a half-incubus wizards obsessed with giving dicks to every girl he meets.
technically incubus and succubus just means top or bottom so he will turn into a succubus if you top him
frick off merlin
xp is still xp doesn't matter how it looks
My character eliminates all the gays.
My character is a paladin so smite the incubus and throttle the mage
>force cages you
>my anger is too powerful for force cages
Actually the book says no physical attack, nor magical, can damage the cage.
I cast Finger of Death
>force cages you
You mean he puts a chastity cage made from force?
Force cage has verbal components, and you appear to have a pair of paladin hands crushing your windpipe.
Silent Spell, moron, and you can't said you cast smite so youre using a weapon and cant put your hands anywhere. Now be quiet when it's not your turn, I held an action to cast this because I knew you'd be a total gay about
I cast Flesh to Stone, followed by a Twinned Quickened Disintegrate
Oh no now there's nothing to resurrect. Guess you better make a new character lol
Huff his fluffy white bush
Any hole remains a goal
Remember that these demons dont only stand for sexual lust, but also for lust for power, pizza or money, etc.
I'm pretty sure lust for other things would just be the other deadly sins.
Well, you can apply much of the presexualisation stuff of Lust to Greed too. It seems like a fine and non distinguishable line.
Our party would beat the shit out of the gay and bring him to the church for prompt flagellation before he is hung in the town square by the authorities.
I'm already hung but I can whip it out in town if commanded
Not into dudes sorry. But I'm gonna impregnate all the girls in the party
Spell Resistance, plus, even if you win, my dick at half size is still bigger than yours
Hey bro I understand that with me around you won't get any b***hes but look at it as a chance to redeem my ragged soul as we team up & kill other evil shit & high five before every battle, in the end I'll jump in front of the final villains killing blow that he was about to hit you with, & you'll have just enough time to counter attack & kill him allowing me to have my redemption in death & you'll maybe name your kid after me when you eventually retire.
Even thinking about kissing a gay makes me as repulsed as seeing maggots.
i hope he's up for handholding and emotional support
Well, the incubus, aka the party Sorcerer/ fiend warlock introduces himself as he roleplays it all as he quickly realizes he's stuck in this new world and has a gaggle of fools (the party) he technically has to serve but hey, it's at least a bit better then the nine hells. (and "at least the divine cleric girl of the party who protested summoning me is easy on the eyes")
Play a Aberrant mind Sorcerer, Divine Soul Sorcerer, or Fiend Warlock and using a re-flavored Tiefling race to play as a incubus.
What starts as a 'forced' servitude becomes genuine friendship and possible conversion from evil to good as he begins to take a liking to this world and ultimately choosing to stay and protect this world instead of returning to the nine hells.
This could be a fun character
An incubus is just a succubus taking on the form of a male and vice versa. They're the same thing.
In some stuff yeah, but that's not as fun, especially if you wanna humanize them. Cause when they can just take whatever form gets them the sex, I dunno, that becomes more of a thing then having a fixed form.
Black person they're fricking demons. They can take whatever form they wish as an embodiment of sin
Yeah, that's more of what I meant. If you don't wanna humanize them, if they can just shift to whatever for gets them their goals then yeah, they're more embodiment of their sin then actual characters.
Depends on what you're aiming for character-wise. Sometimes they don't need to be more complex then that. It's really depending on the writer / GM's goals.
>we will pay the band, split the door and give you merch space
For the love of God don't play "the reason" that song is gayer than 9 dudes blowing 10 dudes
Are you straight? Bin him. If not, frick him.