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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ubisoft
    literally when

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Assassin's Creed II and Brotherhood

      That was Ubisoft's peak.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Far Cry 3 was
        There isn't a single good asscreed game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Far Cry 4 and 5 are basically the exact same game as 3 but with better settings, and thus are better games.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You mean 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is nostalgic for EA or Ubisoft games?

      These companies published good games prior to the 2007 casualization of the industry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prince of Persia? Splinter Cell? Stupid zoomer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When they had their old logo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is nostalgic for EA or Ubisoft games?

      newbies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i'm replaying it right now
        the combat is literally asscreed tier
        it's not as good as i remembered

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is nostalgic for EA or Ubisoft games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ubisoft
      literally when

      newbies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mirror's Edge
      >Dead Space
      >Battlefield
      >The Sims
      >Mass Effect
      >Dragon Age

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick is nostalgic for EA or Ubisoft games?

        >forgetting about spore

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          EA's frick up of spore is what killed Maxis and Ruined Will Wrights desire to make anymore games.

          Frick Spore

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Spore is fun, but the creature combat is spammy and minimally strategic, and you should be able to omnivore without being so specific in the cell stage. DNA should be obtainable more variously. The world should be more diverse and deep.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Shit
        >Shit
        >Shit
        >fricking shit
        >shit
        >crap

        is that all?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked battlefield bad company and prince of persia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For Honor has one of the best combat systems available. It's still a lobby game, which is repetitive while players want to live in a world.

      Assassin's Creed has some of the best mobility in games. Better combat and roles multiplayer would be fantastic.

      Shadow of Mordor came up with the Nemesis system. It could technically be used in place of losing equipment for a slightly more shallow way to gain status in open world multiplayer (how would players become powerful in the first place; could it still function economically if characters are mostly getting buffs to alter their playstyle; why not simply have it be equipment?).

      >Mirror's Edge
      >Dead Space
      >Battlefield
      >The Sims
      >Mass Effect
      >Dragon Age

      >Shit
      >Shit
      >Shit
      >fricking shit
      >shit
      >crap

      is that all?

      Mirror's Edge parkour would be fantastic in a character action or shooter iteration.

      Dead Space is at least a functional "linear story" while having horror notions.

      Battlefield was really fun in BC2, and basically every iteration since is too similar and mediocre to be reasonably played each (mobility; recoil; class design; map design), but environmental and building destruction is exciting and strategic.

      The Sims doesn't have an alternative; it's fun (the music is nice; the character fantasy is varied and deep).

      Mass Effect has aliens and could explore a lot more of the universe in a fantasy-meets-reality way.

      Dragon Age is an RPG with entertaining gameplay and would be way better without pause, with better melee, and with a competitive multiplayer world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am, but only for the prehistoric era when they were Electronic Arts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dead space is my favourite game of all time and it sadly comes from EA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this may surprise you but they used to put out games before gen 7

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      system shock 2 and rayman come to mind (these were made before you were born)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People that grew up on xbox 360s as their first console. Its a crowd probably 5-10 years younger than you complaining about being old now

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It lead to him being fricking obese.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blizzard never made a good game
    >b-but some asiatics like starcraft
    they also eat dog meat and drink fermented feces

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I fricking love corporations!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blizzard not the one jerking off

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ubisoft was always shit.
    EA went to shit in 2010s.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Settlers
      >rayman
      >og rainbow six
      >og ghost recon
      >splinter cell

      Fricking zoomers

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rockstar is the only company featured in that comic that wasnt complete dogshit back in the day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >rockstar is the only company featured in that comic that wasnt complete dogshit back in the day
      >hunted down every SA multiplayer server
      no.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of these companies have been shit literally since the beginning.

    There's commented code in EA games from 1988 talking about how shit they are to work for.

    Ubisoft literally invented the modern free-to-play model in 1999.

    All the shit Blizzard is in right now is specifically *because* of bullshit they did in the office since 1998

    Rockstar was actually alright, I guess.
    They're the least bad, even with the bullshit they pull these days

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EA has been corrupted since the early 90s

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel sad because I had an awful childhood. No, I didn't have abusive parents or financial/academic troubles. I was just really, really lonely but I didn't realize it until I was an adult

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a time when Blizzard was great, R* was good and Ubisoft wasn't Ubishit, but there was literally never a time that EA wasn't absolute asscancer. Just because you liked a couple of their games when you were a tasteless child doesn't excuse them from inventing and/or perpetuating most of the shittiest aspects of the vidya industry.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EA, Ubisoft and Blizzard were always trash. Not a fan of Rockstar but they were alright.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you are completely wrong

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