Patapon

What rarepons should I make my Yaripons into in Patapon 1?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mogyun ones are super cheap for yaripons and the meat is just from gold birds and alloys from swamp crabs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They won't be too slow or anything? Their attack patterns were always awful

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this racist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      racism is their hidden power

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Meden (OP pic) wants you to exterminate all Ziggertons (another tribe of eyeball dudes but differently-colored) because she feels like it.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since it's Patapon-adjacent, why you all (generalizing) trust the "Ratatan" kickstarter while things like Mighty no.9 exist?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have gameplay of Ratatan. All we had when Con Man asked for money was a single piece of concept stage art.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        fair. those can be faked, tho. Let's hope it's great.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its also the entire core dev team behind Patapon behind this project (minus one), rather than just Megaman's marketing guy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because things like Hollow Knight exist, your point is kinda bad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go easy on the guy, not everybody came out of MN9 hell the same.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another mighty no 9 boogeyman post
      You people were insufferable as I followed news for Bloodstained which came out great

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bloodstained
        >great
        Its passable at best. Its not a disaster like MN9 but its objectively very underwhelming.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know some people who really like it, unlike MN9 which everyone hated. To me it was just another mid-tier GBA/DS castlevania.

          Not sure why we're still pretending there haven't been tons of great kickstarter games since.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know some people who really like it, unlike MN9 which everyone hated. To me it was just another mid-tier GBA/DS castlevania.

          Not sure why we're still pretending there haven't been tons of great kickstarter games since.

          Obvious castlevania secondaries
          Core fans love bloodstained, its everything dawn should have been and more

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            NO U

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              *rolls eyes, blowjob gesture*

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've played every CV, and about a hundred konami games, beating most before you were even born.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok then whats the best iga and classicvania? This should be easy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                PoR lv. 1 hard mode and Sharp X68000 Akumajo Dracula.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mmmm very close, i was thinking PoR and Rondo. You sure know your castlevania

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funnily enough PoR and X68000 are the last iga and classicvania respectively I played and they ended up becoming my favorites. I just couldn't get enough of them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like every good Ganker opportunist I will make fun of it if it turns out to be shit but if it's good I will claim that I never doubted the devs and was one of the first supporters.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pick pata 2 back up
    >thread 30 minutes later
    why the frick is the retreat chant so unreliable? Frickers trip on their non-existent feet all the fricking time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have feet, pay close attention.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no idea. My guess is the Patapons need to be able to start dancing immediately after 4 beats, and since they only begin diving when they're a certain distance near Hatapon they may skip diving all together. Or their diving animation is sped up, but not the distance they end up diving. Basically, the more spread out your Patapon are, the screwier your retreat will be

      and yeah, I started replaying the games again a week ago.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why MUST Patapons always be singing and dancing? The Zigotons were right, they should be institutionalized.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    UH, ALL THE ZIGOTONS OR ZIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS LAND BECAUSE IT'S FOR PATAPONS ONLY! UNDERSTAND? CAUSE IF YOU DON'T WE WILL MAKE ZIGOTONS DEMON SLAVES AGAIN!

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im a straight male but damn is gong hot

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    have u ever regretted making a post

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not even fricking once, baby

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meden sexo

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any reason to get the hd versions of 1 and 2 on ps4 or it's just better to emulate?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emulation has whack ass timing due to delay no matter what settings you use, you can't get rid of it, just diminish it. If the remasters have perfect timing then they would be preferrable, but their graphics are AI upscaled and thus full of messed up shapes that the AI got wrong.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we get some rock music in Rata similar to Patapon 3

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barsala yari/kiba
    Mogyoon yumi/mega
    Avoid tate/dekapons
    Patapon 1 is fricking unbalance as hell. Get dodongo to lv40 and watch him melt hatepon with unvoidable fire breath. Stagger stat doesn't work on bosses. Crit isnt worth building until 2. Slow gear is a trap.
    Id be suprised if anyone ever got lv 100 on the dongo or shookle bosses, the game simply collapses under haphazard design (no jump and hatepon is a liability)
    I wish there was a Patapon2 without the hero, that would actually be a good ass game with no glaring flaws
    t. Got Lv 100 gaeen in Patapon 1 and Lv 100 secret final boss in Patapon 2

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright who keeps making the horny patapon thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about this thread is horny? If anything the Ratatans are horny, not the Patapons.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was surprised when i found out that people hate this mission
    it's not that hard and is also one of the best equipment sources

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one's that, the final boss? It's been like a decade, jesus.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        middle of the game
        that guy who tends to one-shot you, unless you defend

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just move my main guy to the front and keep everyone else far away.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Papaya

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rushed Toripons so hard I had a full set of 3 when I reached Pharamatara, just so I could take revenge on his massive soiface for walling me back when I first played Patapon 2 a decade ago.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lust provoking image

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played Patapon since the PSP release. I used to get into Fever at 3 cycles and stay in that mode until the stage finished while being able to walk and talk with people simultaneously.

    Now I tried Patapon on PS4 and I keep dropping Fever and frequently have to wait for the free Fever mode pity it gives you. I'm also noticing an issue where a boss will start a big attack right as I am beginning an Attack or Charge Command and then by the time I can react I get slammed in the middle of the Defend or Retreat command input. Very annoying.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS4 and PC emulation have input delay, it's pretty much inevitable.
      That makes it a bit tedious to keep up perfect beats.

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