Transformers are such a cool concept it makes sense that Hasbro keeps milking it today, but I don't understand why they keep pushing GI Joe.
No one gives a shit about GI Joe.
Tabletop gaming is the biggest farce. It's the equivalent of paying for a game's code because you're supposed to imagine the graphics and pretend you're playing the finished game.
>I'M HYPED FOR THIS STAR WARS GAME BECAUSE YOU CAN'T USE THE FORCE OR BE A JEDI I MEAN WHO WOULD WANT TO DO THAT IN A STAR WARS GAME?????
What the frick
>people who don't play crpgs >people who don't play p&p games >people who don't play turn based games
you should not be allowed to talk about games on my board
why can't I ever find a recap of these shows? I really don't want to sit through all the cringe announcers, I just want to look for interesting games to put on my wishlist and wait for them to never come out
Missed the start >Sword of the Sea: you surf a magical hovering sword as a hoverboard across scenic deserts. >Dorf Fort Adventure Mode: roguelike mode. I think I saw a bara hippo companion. >Holstin: Polish Resident Evil. Is isometric but switches to over the shoulder when aiming. Has a demo on steam now >Under a Rock:third person exploration something thingy - early access >Persona 3 Reload:2/2/2024 release >Unrailed 2: Looks like a co-op/pvp party game where you put shit on a wagon as it slowly moves forward, looks kind of like Overcooked or Moving Out or those games. Early access 2024. >Harold Halibut: Not really sure what the gameplay is. -The game is supposedly animated through hand made puppets and sets. >Sands of Aura: ARPG. Currently out. >GI JOE Wrath of Cobra: 2d beat em up. I don't think it looks as good as the TMNT one. Q1 2024 >Echoes of the Plum Grove: 2d paper cutout artstyle, farming/community management >Lost Isle: Looks like a tarkov-like but with fantasy/archeology shit. 2024-q1 >Unforetold Witchstone: CRPG. EA in 2024 january. >Star wars outlaws:They got a streamer to say how excited she is about over cinematics >Wild Bastards:meh looking fps/turn based hybrid >Skate Story: mediocre looking skate game >Republic of Pirates: a fricking city management game/ not anno >Datajack 2020:
frick this
Any game by a studio you've never heard of with "good" graphics means they spent their budget entirely on assets and the game will have zero to no gameplay because you're supposed to have fun just walking around doing fricking nothing.
he's a streamer, there was some uproar about one of his emotes, a drawn picture him in dress and shitty makeup, a couple years ago and people tried to get him cancelled as a homophobe before they realized he's gay, he just doesn't really ever mention it
>"Bro, what if like, all your gear was like actual items could find in the world or buy from the main menu" >"But imagine this man, if you die, you lose all of your shit" >"So like, you enter a match, and like loot and stuff, but then like you actually have to exit the map if you want to keep using that stuff" >"it's totally hardcore bro, like you have to wage your progress every time you play"
>dragon's dogma 2
can't help but notice every character and pawn I've seen so far is the same height...don't suppose they kept the same old super customizable character creation?
>you can do 4 points of damage with equipped armor action press the button and turn on the lever unlockable techniques and equip your weapon do 5 points of damage evade for 10 spaces and
Who thought making your trailer just gameplay info dump was a good idea
Very common indie dev problem. Tons of those frickers have no idea how to present their games in a way that actually looks appealing.
A 101 marketing crash course would do wonders for them.
The first title I was interested in was Hawked and that was after like 30 titles shown.
I then looked it up and saw it's a dataminer and stopped caring.
>4 of them already accused of being involved with rape >1 of them is accused of killing his own mother >2 of them is accused of being involved with woman trafficking's
Damn, gamers are hardcore.
The "glorious PC gaming master race" brand, already hijacking popular Ganker memes, have started removing the "master race" portion of the meme out of their products and advertising
So not only did they steal this branding from popular culture and a youtuber, they're also spineless sellouts
You can just tell when a game is going to have no content other than walking and the occasional scary noise
No horror game other than AAA ones have real gameplay
I've kept the show on second monitor for like an hour while finishing work
What the frick is this? Why even do this a week before TGA? Anything worthwhile will be announced there
Just gimme the MH6 trailer already, I want my 4K Lagiacrus
they said they were looking forward to silksong and showed nothing new
Unironically yes
They showed an old trailer and talked about Silksong.
[...]
You think that's bad? I've been listening to this whole damn stream and heard many stock sound effects mixed in.
That mixed-camera pixel hacker game set in 2020 is literally using an alarm sound from 007 Goldeneye.
They showed an old trailer and talked about Silksong.
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023 >WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023 >WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023 >WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023 >WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023 >WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
You think that's bad? I've been listening to this whole damn stream and heard many stock sound effects mixed in.
That mixed-camera pixel hacker game set in 2020 is literally using an alarm sound from 007 Goldeneye.
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023 >WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023 >WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023 >WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023 >WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023 >WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
>thread perks up when silksong happens
kek
you can make more sfw stuff of bugs with designer and dall3 tbh the ai has problems with censoring lizards and bugs. just check out trash and the egyptrian alligator tities
I gave it a thumbs down
more like shitty games show
Most Wanted: More Indie Games About Depression
No wonder Ganker sucks indie wiener so much
are they actually going to show new games?
>WOW, It's fricking nothing! Edition 2023.
Yet still I'm here hoping to see at least one interesting title
IT HASNT EVEN STARTED
Frostpunk 2 might make an appearance.
SEX WITH FRANKIE
Frankie my beloved!
She ages like a fine wine
MADE FOR BIG CORKSCREW wiener
SEX WITH HER
thorin exposed the shit out of her
shame since her oncamera talent is great
Thorin's a gay so I assume she's based
IDK man, Thorin is pretty based, he can make shitskins, brazilian monkeys and feminists lose their shit with his tweets.
He's a twittergay
>thorin exposed the shit out of her
explain
sorry for being explicit but i want her to call me a good boy while i eat her c**t
>PC Gaming Show
this board is for thirdworld monkeys, not pc chads
>we invited ecelebs
why is it so blurry
Still Wakes The Deep looks interesting but I don't trust The Chinese Room to make anything good
>an hour and a half
>horrendously long dev interviews
why
why would they do this
what compels them to do this
Because devs have told them selves they matter. Thanks to youtube morona who hound them for interviews so they thi k they mater.
>baseddevs showing off indie horror game
>25th most wanted
>only one of two horror games
Silent hill better be the other one
>Gamers
>Show a bunch of random women who have never played a video game.
Woow! They clearly know their audience!
I DON'T GUIVE AFRICK ABOTU ANY OF THESE FRICKS
will be good ?
>e-celeb
Woah Sid Meyer is still alive? Good for him
I still cant fricking believe zero punctuation is dead 🙁
Oh adventure mode finally
wtf tarn is a real person?
sorry i play rimworld now
>DUDE.... HEAR ME OUT... DUDE... WHAT IF JOURNEY... BUT SKATING ON A STICK
gaming is dead
>Walking simulator
>5 minute presentation about sound and emotion
>Dwarf Fortress
>30 seconds of gameplay
it's not like this is anything new for DF, they just finally added adventure mode to the paid version
Why is it formatted like a watchmoji video
Oh I played the combat demo for this game. It's bretty good
>mgs + re4
pretty cool gameplay style
game?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2235430/Holstin/
Demo is still playable too it looks like
>pixel art
into the trash it goes
Stop being so bitter, it looks FUN
>anime reaction poster
opinion discarded
Keep being bitter gay
Stop posting AIshit
It's voxels
PC gaming is dead
>DUDE.... HEAR ME OUT... DUDE WHAT IF STALKER... BUT ISOMETRIC PIXEL SLOP
It's RE4 but top down
>I am supposed to stop playing AA, AAA and B to play this shit
I hate indies so much it's unreal
Welp I just got mailed this as the new release trailer.
>26 views
Kek
Yep, it's fricking dead
not a hag, gaming is saved
>A teenager instead of a hot adult b***h
Nah, gaming is dead.
you sound black, go play your spiderman, Jamal
>Cutsey "comfy" foid game that will get 500 mixed reviews on steam.
What's a foid game?
>dramatic CGI trailer
>instantly cuts to survival crafting
Get this shit off my screen
Wake me up when they announce
>DUDE.... HEAR ME OUT... DUDE WHAT IF ANIME... BUT NOW IT'S UNREAL SLOP
>persona 3 demake
KEN SEXOOOOOOOOOO
>this is what personagays cum themselves over
lmao
Cum on Ken.
>English dub in a Japanese game
you can hear the blatant overacting
why can’t japs make good audio?
good thing they don't overact in the japanese dub. Dumb weeb
Of all the things to show the global audience you pick fricking Ken
>fricking Ken
I wish
They should've shown fricking Ken.
That's just the most recent trailer, they didn't prepare anything specific for this thing
>DUDE... MINECRAFT... BUT ON FRICKING TRACKS
are you fricking serious?
>mobile game
>stop-mo-
dropped
Eat a dick, Jack Packard
sovl
>HI.... we're homosexuals!
get these bald homos out of here
FRICK Black folk
why not make a movie at that point?
fricking bald homosexuals
This looks cool but why a game? Wouldn't this be better as a stop motion movie?
>fedora
FEDORA
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A
This is the top 25 most wanted games?
It's the 25 games they're showing, ranked by whatever team I think
Why are puppets so nightmarish
>that afro Black person
lmao
literally who is playing this DOA shit?
aris>>
Enter the new PoE/D4 killer.
>totally not a zelda-ripoff
that wallace and grommit thing looks cool
>that fricking homosexual looking character
LMFAO
GI JOOOOOOOOOEEEEE
I love playing bad versions of old games
can't any of these people come up with something new
Transformers are such a cool concept it makes sense that Hasbro keeps milking it today, but I don't understand why they keep pushing GI Joe.
No one gives a shit about GI Joe.
why are indie games stagnating
Indies have always been creatively bankrupt; that's why 99% of them are 2d pixel Metroidvanias
for real, most of them just look like remixes of old games
rust ripoff
>procedroppedimmediately
>we wuz settlers 'n shiet
>pc gaming is nothing but copies of console games and open world games
pcbros…
Wake me when vidya
>no sticky
MODS=gayS
>he wants a sticky for this fricking slopfest
suck my wiener homosexual
>procedurally generated
AKA we didn't want to be creative
So much ESGslop I'm gonna fricking die
FRICK I MISSED THE FIRST 30 MINUTES ANYTHING GOOD?
I'm documenting the games in a list. So far no and I wish I was playing Sprawl instead.
Dwarf Fortress is finally getting Adventure mode back
We have Kingmaker at home
>journey forth with your multi-ethnic ESG approved party of adventurers
artstyle looks real shit but maybe it can be good?
ACCEPT THE TRUTH
Everyone knows this, it's why that simple HL1 patch that barely did anything actually spread around to a lot of new people.
>Montreal
D
R
O
P
P
E
D
rake
mom : we have bg3 at home
D&D is fricking gay and so is tabletop gaming
gay
Tabletop gaming is the biggest farce. It's the equivalent of paying for a game's code because you're supposed to imagine the graphics and pretend you're playing the finished game.
I could never understand why normoids would rather imagine they are playing an RPG instead of just playing one.
D&D-like predate RPGs, zoomer
So you're telling me that I shouldn't eat an apple because I'm supposed to just imagine it?
>Most Wanted 2023
I was expecting a new Need For Speed Most Wanted, not random indie games that nobody cares about. Dipshit.
>a shittier baldur's gate
why?
Get used to it, gonna see a lot of this slop now.
Where are the art games like Ico, Another World, The Last Guardian, The witness, etc?
This is jus mishmashed indie slop chasing trends
>just Frankie
>no Day9
frick this cringe bullshit
He was one of the panelists or something
>slop wars
ENOUGH
U BE SLOP
Great we're going to be getting a ton of shitty bald gate clones now
>woman
>star wars nerd
NuStarWars is for girls
star wars is all for 30 year old wine aunts now chuddie
lmao @ streamers shilling games even in a show like this.
Wait a second I just realized all of the games are already on the steam page, you don't even need to watch this to see what they're going to show off.
https://store.steampowered.com/sale/pc-gaming-show-most-wanted-2023
out of all the garbage on there only bloodlines 2 might be interesting
>GET HYPED FOR IT BECAUSE IRRELEVANT FEMALE STREAMER SAID SO
they are really falling this low lmao
>streamer slop
>nothing needs to be [the garbage we keep making]
Intriguing proposition.
Thread is moving so slow everyone will know I wanna spread Frankie's cheeks and look at her butthole
>I'M HYPED FOR THIS STAR WARS GAME BECAUSE YOU CAN'T USE THE FORCE OR BE A JEDI I MEAN WHO WOULD WANT TO DO THAT IN A STAR WARS GAME?????
What the frick
>open world star wars kusoge
gaming sucks man
uh yeah star wars is cool, and uh no jedis are cool and you know I think star wars is kinda cool hehe star wars is cool
This game feels like it doesn't know what it wants to be
That was horrible
SMTV????
the absolute state of pc gayming
>devolver digital
really unhappy with women named frankie. dont like this at all.
https://store.steampowered.com/sale/pc-gaming-show-most-wanted-2023
>people who don't play crpgs
>people who don't play p&p games
>people who don't play turn based games
you should not be allowed to talk about games on my board
WHERE IS
SILENT HILL
I
L
E
N
T
H
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L
L
hopefully dead
silent hill is gay streaming fmv garbage now
weren't there two edgy demon skate games?
LITERALLY
FRICKING
ANNO
Frankie is so cute, bros.
I want Frankie to laugh at my pp and tell me I'm pathetic in a husky voice.
This shit still isn't out? They've been advertising it for 10 fricking years I'm sick of seeing it.
I played it on ps plus catalog, it's pretty good
EGS hell.
Has a good game ever got announced in one of these?
>Anno: Mobile Edition
Pirate citybuilder? It looks like a worse Anno 1800
why can't I ever find a recap of these shows? I really don't want to sit through all the cringe announcers, I just want to look for interesting games to put on my wishlist and wait for them to never come out
>use screwdriver on screw
Kek, this is a literal flash 2012 era game
PC gaming is dead
>let's just make Anno
this data jack game would be cool as a free flash game
Why can't indiegames be better
There's plenty of good ones, they just haven't shown any
Missed the start
>Sword of the Sea: you surf a magical hovering sword as a hoverboard across scenic deserts.
>Dorf Fort Adventure Mode: roguelike mode. I think I saw a bara hippo companion.
>Holstin: Polish Resident Evil. Is isometric but switches to over the shoulder when aiming. Has a demo on steam now
>Under a Rock:third person exploration something thingy - early access
>Persona 3 Reload:2/2/2024 release
>Unrailed 2: Looks like a co-op/pvp party game where you put shit on a wagon as it slowly moves forward, looks kind of like Overcooked or Moving Out or those games. Early access 2024.
>Harold Halibut: Not really sure what the gameplay is. -The game is supposedly animated through hand made puppets and sets.
>Sands of Aura: ARPG. Currently out.
>GI JOE Wrath of Cobra: 2d beat em up. I don't think it looks as good as the TMNT one. Q1 2024
>Echoes of the Plum Grove: 2d paper cutout artstyle, farming/community management
>Lost Isle: Looks like a tarkov-like but with fantasy/archeology shit. 2024-q1
>Unforetold Witchstone: CRPG. EA in 2024 january.
>Star wars outlaws:They got a streamer to say how excited she is about over cinematics
>Wild Bastards:meh looking fps/turn based hybrid
>Skate Story: mediocre looking skate game
>Republic of Pirates: a fricking city management game/ not anno
>Datajack 2020:
frick this
It gets better towards the end, trust bro
Is it possible for a woman named Frankie to not be a quirked up pseudo-lesbian??
>battlegrabbers
what
WHO????????????
data jack actually looked kino
Thank god i just bought a new GPU, can't wait to play this banger
an even clunkier Deus Ex?
really looking forward to this
>nun souls-like with you traveling with the devil
Any game by a studio you've never heard of with "good" graphics means they spent their budget entirely on assets and the game will have zero to no gameplay because you're supposed to have fun just walking around doing fricking nothing.
Sounds kino, hope it's a souls like
>cards
Perfect punchline, 10/10
Oh hey they're showing it
Did they say Kazakhstan
So what the frick is RGG studios teasing?
FotNS LP port?
What in the frick?
Jesus christ why is the camera so out of focus, everytime they show her face I feel like I'm, wearing my old glasses
E S G
E S G
E S G
It's made by people in New Caledonia using their people and their culture
NO TRUE SCOTSMEN
dicky
WORLD PREMIER
tchia looks so thematically confused
it has no idea what it's supposde to look like
>card game
>we world we know is dead
bold of them to say this in a show of this caliber
frick card games
fricking card games
I HATE DECK BUILDERS
>obsidian
>holy shit the outer wilds people are making a new game????
>oh wait she said outer worlds
>skyrim but worse
Who the frick is this fat frick?
they got all the fat e-celebs baka
Total Biscuit
Didn't even know he was sick
he's a streamer, there was some uproar about one of his emotes, a drawn picture him in dress and shitty makeup, a couple years ago and people tried to get him cancelled as a homophobe before they realized he's gay, he just doesn't really ever mention it
>dress as an imitation of a gay man
>CANCEL HIM
>dress the exact same way except actually gay
>OMG STUNNING
we live in a society
Did they show Bloodlines 2?
this is what happens when your gender becomes your entire personality
This RPG bubble will pop so hard after people figure out it's really just a bad genre.
Just give me silksong news
lol yeah let me give you some news about santa claus too
Obsidian living only in virtue of their past is so fricking shameful
I learned my lesson after outer worlds, obsidian is dead
LOVE FROM KAZAKHSTAN?????
??????????????????????
..la goblina....
add it to that one image
dios mio
>kazakhstani game
very nice
Z
NICE NUN ASS
hellblade-core
>*record scratch*
TRIPALOSKI NUN
>wubaduba
holy fricking christ
NUN VIDEO GAME TRAILER WITH GABBER MUSIC?
LE HECKING AND EBIN TWIST
>that music
WTF
Well.. THAT just happened.
holy mother of sovl
E S G
E S G
E S G
LMAO what the actual frick was that music and editing at the end of Indika
>random hardstep
Yep it’s Eastern European alright
I HATE FORTNITE
greetings from Khazastan
>generic extraction shooter
should've aborted it like Hyenas
It would've been a kino teaser if it wasn't for that shot holy shit
>Black person rap
BANG BANG
HEHEHE
another genderless Black person overwatroony game
Back to black rap.
they hate women in khazastan
WE LOVE FORNTIE WE LOVE FORNTUE
>Fortnite-likes are a thing now
kill me
seeing Black person is a thing, but listening to them...
>rap
>cartoony artstyle
>gay generic rock pop
yep it's trash.
>Fortnite wannabe
PC games are doomed
It's coming to consoles too!
EVERYONE LOSES EQUALLY!!!
SHOVELWARE SLOP FOR EVERYONE
sweet zoomer bait multiplayer game that'll be dead in a day
What the frick is even an extraction shooter?
new marketing buzzword
>"Bro, what if like, all your gear was like actual items could find in the world or buy from the main menu"
>"But imagine this man, if you die, you lose all of your shit"
>"So like, you enter a match, and like loot and stuff, but then like you actually have to exit the map if you want to keep using that stuff"
>"it's totally hardcore bro, like you have to wage your progress every time you play"
and then one day for no reason at all hitler got elected
Take a look at what kind of parties are getting elected in European countries for the past few years.
DRAGONS DOGMA 3????????????????????
AW YEAH I CAN GET SOME PREMIUM CURRENCY!!!! TIME TO DUMP SOME CASH
HERE WE GO
DOGMACHADS
DRAGONS DOGMA DEMO??
FINALLY
A GOOD GAME
WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO VIDEO GAMES
SERIOUSLY
ITS
ALL
TRASH
R
A
S
I fricking hate seeing the same things over and over again. If they show off DD2 at the game awards too I'm offing myself.
Dragons Dogma 2 is the 16th most anticipated game. That must mean everything in the top15 is going to be amazing.
ROFL
DONGMA TWO
shame it has shitnuvo
>dragon's dogma 2
can't help but notice every character and pawn I've seen so far is the same height...don't suppose they kept the same old super customizable character creation?
don't worry pedo you can still make e-girls
haha, t-that's not why I asked, hah
are you sure?
Frostpunk was good but it was honestly kinda easy
all city builders are fricking gay
Hey Frostpunk 2 will probably be good too
>late stage climate change propaganda
>11-bit studios
wait aren't these the guys from Indika?
>frostpunk 2
Ludo has arrived
>we watched snowpiercer once
>uhh actually we watched it twice
WHAT IS THE #1 MOST ANTICIPATED GAME?
Elden Ring DLC
bloodborne pc
>overpopulation is le real
>more breeding is ze bad
E S G
E S G
E S G
I didn't know they were Poles
>only talked for 30 seconds
Based
BOBR KURWA
This is how true gamedevs look
guy on the right is cute
SMT X FFT LET'S FRICKING GOOO
this doesn't look good
SMT, but gay and brown!!!
I thought how the animations all play out after the planning phase was cool but I'm not feeling the art style.
I thought the same thing, the only mildly interesting thing was the combat grid but the aesthetic is kinda yikes
>turn-based tactical RPG
going to guess nothing important happened, as usual
absolutely fricking cursed that is not a real human being, someone needs to murder this fat monstrosity before it engorges itself on whole animals
lmfao ESG approved demon fighting game
Black person if you have to spend 5 minutes explaining how the battle system works, then it sucks
>tumblr character design
>you can do 4 points of damage with equipped armor action press the button and turn on the lever unlockable techniques and equip your weapon do 5 points of damage evade for 10 spaces and
Who thought making your trailer just gameplay info dump was a good idea
Very common indie dev problem. Tons of those frickers have no idea how to present their games in a way that actually looks appealing.
A 101 marketing crash course would do wonders for them.
>into the breach but gayer
VHS MODEM HORROR POOGERS
>zoomer homosexual horror
internet hate machine poggers
GLOWBlack folk ARE IN MY WALLS
>le dark web
>le dark web creepypasta zoomer bait
holy fricking cringe
>game about an heroing
WHOA WHOA WE US Ganker UH?
Oh shit the /b/ simulator
>OH MY GOD IS THAT DIAL UP SOUIND EFFECTS??!! A TIME BEFORE I WAS BORN THAT I DONT FULLY UNDERSTAND?! IM GOING INSANE!!!!!
>WHAT IF BLOODBORNE WAS THI4F AND HAD A SHOTGUN?????????
STOP IT
wow so they stopped making terrible movies like this and started making games
holy frick
LEASE GLOOMWOOD
YOU FRICKING HACKS
I'M NOT PLAYING IT UNTIL IT'S OUT
anything good yet?
DD2 once again
Dragon's Dogma 2, Frostpunk 2, Gloomwood
>Gloomwood
Hey Gloomwood is good or so you guys would have me believe
i frickin love gloomwood, god this game is in development for fricking ages though
10 years late to spooky deep web simulator trend
that was fricking long
My game's up next! Wish me luck!
bucket hop?
looks like kino is back on the menu boys
ding
Egg
WE
PoE 2
EGGBROS
Number 15
Man watches PORN and gets NAKED
It's not me being cynical, right? This is a fricking disaster, right?
Nah, there's been much worse presentations in the past.
The first title I was interested in was Hawked and that was after like 30 titles shown.
I then looked it up and saw it's a dataminer and stopped caring.
A lot of style, or at least what the devs push as style, over gameplay substance.
it's kinda bad but you are cynical
Both.
Also way too many city/town/base builders.
That's the one genre that can only realistically be done on PC
Overall a bad line-up so far, but there's much worse out there.
How would the thermals work on that egg PC.
nobody cares about gta6
Silksong.. Please..
I am begging you.
GATO
was that the dude who stole that charity money?
>Grand Theft Snore
holy frick I hate streamers
Yo what's up i'm a minority
ayo whats up i'm a woman
It's ESFAND omg POG
HOLY SHIT
there's no way they're actually going to roll people hyping GTA6 and not have a trailer, right?
it's going to flop, btw
>a 300lb sandBlack person and prostitute are telling me that they're excited about GTA 6
homie what the frick is happening
LISTEN TO STREAMERS THEY ARE THE BEST GAMERS CHUDS!!!
Wow, GTA6 so low? That's nice to see.
wtf what's up with antisemitic hate symbols
estrogen CPU
>Shit thermals based on that case design and mid-tier AIO
>May or may not contain shit-tier Alienware parts
I'm good
I LOVE STREAMERS
GANGBANGED
YJK
what a bunch of insufferable c**ts
Me in the middle
>4 of them already accused of being involved with rape
>1 of them is accused of killing his own mother
>2 of them is accused of being involved with woman trafficking's
Damn, gamers are hardcore.
qrd?
Nothing to see here goy. It's all in your head. Take your meds.
miz needs to get his eyebrows scaled back
emi is so fricking hot
cyr gives off serious rapist psycho vibes
the funniest thing is that GTA VI will most likely not release on PC at launch lmao
WHAT IS THIS LITERAL MOBILE GAME
WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO PC GAMING
>no trailer
fricking Black folk
>2 years since announcement
>still no news about Steamworld Headhunter
kill me
Are they going to show Steamworld Headhunter finally?
ENOUGH WITH THE FRICKING CITY BUILDERS
Frick yeah Steamworld
How did GTA turn into a role playing cess pool?
steamworld build actually seems decent, played the demo and it's literally just anno with robots instead of humans
VALHEIMBROS OUR RESPONSE???????????????????
ROLLSLOP NUMBAH WAN
Making game development easier was a fricking mistake
is that a survival crafting farming simulator holy poggers this is hecking epic for the win
>medieval peasant simulator
tekken? who fricking asked?
Oh I see. So the rest of the games now are AAA/big publisher slop.
>Tekken 8 more hyped than GTA6
[X] DOUBT
Harada always delivers
The "glorious PC gaming master race" brand, already hijacking popular Ganker memes, have started removing the "master race" portion of the meme out of their products and advertising
So not only did they steal this branding from popular culture and a youtuber, they're also spineless sellouts
PC Gamer has been trash for 2 decades
wow valheim at home what everyone wanted
>manage your village
Can I expel any... unwanted villagers?
SILKSONNNGGGG
Slick Trap Beat!
TEKKEN BROS
LITERALLY THE ONLY REAL GAME SHOWED SO FAR
SILKSONG MENTIONED
HOLY FRICK SILKSONG
SILKSONG BROS
>indieshit
>Scamsong
My homie is back!
IT'S HAPPENING
OMG its Sean 'Day9' Hebekikleberg!!!
>NO CRITIC DONT REVIEW THAT MOVIE.
OH MY FRICKING GOD FINALLY
Stop coping.
>troonysong
>reddit knight
HYUK
>silksong
SILKSONG DELAYED TO 2025
PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>soulslike combat
>2D
???????????
YUCK
>Silksong mentioned
>no new news
>Day9 talking
owari da...
god just shave already
>same trailer
it's so fricking over
>soulslike
SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
I unironically blacklisted Hollow Knight due to its insufferable fanbase.
le vaporware
how the frick does a 2d game have "souls like combat"
homosexuals getting worked up over a flash game
SHUT UP Black personhomosexual, VERIFICATION NOT REQUIRED
>all the true most wanted games don't even have trailers
>it's just streamers talking about their hopes for the games
why
Oh, they don't have any actual new info. That checks out I guess
You ARE going to keep waiting.
What the frick did just happened
>hk
>souls like combat
I doubt this man has even played the game
this is the most embarrassing showcase ive ever seen in my life. the only redeeming quality is the hot chick.
NO RELEASE DATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
these hosts read the scripts so good, you almost can't tell they don't mean a word of it
>no release date reveal
>no release year even
>nothing for silksong
th-thanks
>still no release date
okay it's fricking over
>a body type A and a body type B were last seen
Games look like shit, but I like to imagine that I'm a tiny man squished between Frankie and her chair cushion. 4090 babaji
frickin day 9 esports homosexual lying about playin real games
Why do we need ecelebs on screen telling us how they're so excited for game
Parasocial zoomers
This is fricking psychotic. Why do they keep doing this?
>same old trailer
>no release date
what the frick are those c**ts doing
>Gee, wouldn't it be nice if that game had a release date?
>Anyway, here's some other junk
You can just tell when a game is going to have no content other than walking and the occasional scary noise
No horror game other than AAA ones have real gameplay
Darkwood.
>soiwood
>Be strong James
>Don't think about the taste
>Be strong for your son
I always thing the fat fricks behind the camera are frustrated at James because this is the 10th take trying not to spit it out.
WHAT THE FRICK IS THE POINT OF THESE 10 SECOND TRAILERS
THEY MADE HER BLACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ANY game NOT near top 5 (or top 3) is probably GARBAGE, right?
Well?
Has there been ONE - MUST Play game yet?
I don't mean want to play, i said MUST play.
Dragon's Dogma 2
Does pc (in 2024) have NO games?
NO MORE BR SLOP
holy crap it's call of duty vietnam
tarkov but vietnam
>another EFT clone
>Escape from Vietnam, not Tarkov
Eh.
This is awful, how should I kill myself after the stream's over?
u need to apply force
Off yourself immediately
cope
seethe
Shut the FRICK up you fricking moron
What games do they think are more anticipated than Silksong or GTA-motherfricking-6?
>grey zone : warfare
I've kept the show on second monitor for like an hour while finishing work
What the frick is this? Why even do this a week before TGA? Anything worthwhile will be announced there
Just gimme the MH6 trailer already, I want my 4K Lagiacrus
>a literal Tarkov clone, but in jungle where you kill some vietnamese
>gray zone warfare
You couldnt make a more generic name if you tried.
Who even plays all these shitty clones, someone must be buying them or they wouldn't make so many
Isn't that a Max Payne 3 level
classic 10 guys standing around as one guy gets beat up
at least the protag might be cute
one dude stood still with a pistol in hand for the entirety of the scene
Ah yes, what an original and interest response.
Sure showed me! Oh wait.
>entire trailer is blatantly prerendered
They're having fun with ray tracing, I guess
>not even a millisecond in and we have a quirky AI voice companion
>STRONG WYMYN WITH PINK HAIR
Kill me
Sifu but mid
>tiny woman overpowering and beating the shit out of men twice her size
and thats a good thing
>gray zone warfare
Who the frick even comes out with these names?
How do you even market something so generic?
Oni?
>literal moviegame
I think not
Thats what i was thinking, might be fun
Oh, that looks fun. Like Wanted:Dead but not shit.
wait what i just tuned in, did they show silksong?
They certainly did.
team cherry is a joke
they said they were looking forward to silksong and showed nothing new
Unironically yes
They showed an old trailer and talked about Silksong.
You think that's bad? I've been listening to this whole damn stream and heard many stock sound effects mixed in.
That mixed-camera pixel hacker game set in 2020 is literally using an alarm sound from 007 Goldeneye.
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
>WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
>WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
>WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
>WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
>WILHELM SCREAM IN 2023
How the frick is all this shit ahead of dragon's dogma 2?
no one cares about your cult bro
got me to reply
because this is what actual humans want to play. nobody but bugpeople and weebs give a shit about troony's dogma
Mate, they put GTA6, the most hyped game of all time, in #13
Sounds like they picked the top 5 by seeing who will give them exclusive footage
>marashit
Okay I kinda want marathon to be good but I doubt it will be
>marathon
>Bungieslop
>marathon
??????
>marathon but shit
This soundtrack reminds me of Meteora era Linkin Park
Bungie is not dead?!?
>bungie slop
just joined, was anything worthwhile shown ?
>EXTRACTION SHOOTER GENRE
EXTRACTION SHOOTER GENRE
>EXTRACTION SHOOTER GENRE
EXTRACTION SHOOTER GENRE
>EXTRACTION SHOOTER GENRE
EXTRACTION SHOOTER GENRE
>EXTRACTION SHOOTER GENRE
EXTRACTION SHOOTER GENRE
>some shitty multiplayer trash wearing the corpse of a beloved singleplayer franchise
>we have nothing to say or show
What the frick is this show?
games that might or might not release in 2024, did you not read the title?
Shit format. Shut it down.
Ah yes, Rogue Legacy.
>my creation has gone ROGUE.....
>it's turned into.... LIKE....
is this a mobile game lol
Ew, a sequel to Crashlands? That's an awful idea.
Surprisingly no. The original is a Don't Starve clone.
MY GENERIC INDIE GAME HAS GONE ROGUE
MORE LIKE CRYPTICAL ASS
>actual mobile games
why is it so blurry ?
i dont know my stream is set to 1080p but i don't believe that is what its running at
how was Dragons Dogma 2 only 16 with all these garbage games
this ""list"" seems very haphazard
paid advertising
nobody knows or cares about dragon's dogma you autist
it will be the biggest game of 2024
>how is a game nobody cares about not higher!
gee that sure is a real mystery!
finally egg2 now i can't stop watching
hasn't poe2 been out forever?
no
Can a kind anon please give me a quick rundown of anything bad or good I missed out?
>quick rundown
>of anything bad
not possible
literally nothing
dunno what you like, but for me its tekken and dragons dogma, nothing else
unrailed 2
Gloomwood is being worked on, still in EA
Frostpunk 2 is still being worked on
that's it
>Frostpunk 2 is still being worked on
Did they at least show gameplay or a trailer?
>Did they at least show gameplay
Darkweb streamer.
A analogue VHS horror game
Chris Wilson won.
>show gameplay
>skills don't go on cd
nice gameplay...
Some skills have cooldowns. This isn't an MMO, so there's no global cooldown.
this isn't diablo 4 where you play the whackamole minigame to keep your abilities on CD
Someone bake a new bread, we are drowning
Page 6?
oh great the dd2 hating troony found the thread
>simplified
It's over
>We want to avoid complexity
Wow, that sounds fricking awful, and I liked PoE1.
>balancing the game around i-frames
into the trash it goes
>depth good
>complexity bad
????
>casualized
dodge slop is a blight on action combat
Hi I'm Chris Wilson that will run GGG into the ground
Actually fricking listen instead of being triggered over words.
you really expect more from Ganker?
>the whole PoE segment is the longest
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS GARBAGE
me 🙂
Me as well.
It's one of the few bigger titles that isn't just "we have nothing to show or share at this stage."
Where the frick is the Indie Live Expo, save me from this hell of no games
NEW
>frog poster is a total fricking moron
The only purpose they exist is to farm (You)s and attention. Never reply to them and never talk about them.
why does it look so washed out
>Imminent
YOU SHOWED SILKSONG
SO DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S COMING OUT OR NOT????
At least it's nice of them to acknowledge what games they're not going to talk about.
>thread perks up when silksong happens
kek
you can make more sfw stuff of bugs with designer and dall3 tbh
the ai has problems with censoring lizards and bugs. just check out trash and the egyptrian alligator tities