>peaceful all female race births one male
>everything immediately goes to shit because he's a power hungry warmonger
men are the true enemy
>peaceful all female race births one male
>peaceful all female race births one male
>everything immediately goes to shit because he's a power hungry warmonger
men are the true enemy
thats not how sexual reproduction works your fantasy is moronic
>Your fantasy world is unreal
I want to know your beliefs on elf lifespan, then laugh at you for being such a humongous homosexual
Hylians (including Sheikah) and the Gerudo are human. Hylians just have pointy ears, while Gerudo have only one male every 100 years.
>looks like an elf
>barks like an elf
>"it's human, bro, trust me"
lol
>Same lifespans
>Only difference from humans being pointy ears
>They're totally elves bro
yeah
the ears are what makes elves elves
I mean, it depends on the universe. Typically though, elves are known for their pointy ears, tendancy for blonde hair and blue/green eyes, fair white skin, affinity towards nature, high magical affinity, and notably long lifespans.
The pointy ears are enough to make them NOT HUMAN, and at that point anything goes since only humans exist in real life.
>only humans exist in real life.
there are also Black folk, israelites and trannies, all of which are not human
I wasn't even talking about Zelda "elves"
They are clearly desert israelite
hot
agreed
There exists a subspecies of Amazon frogs which reproduces in the exact way that the gerudo do. They always produce females but mate with male frogs of different subspecies
frogs can basically change sex at will anyways doesn't matter
Anon did you read the post? They don't sex change the mate with frogs of different species
they go to the hylians to find men. its really just the brown desert variant that are the problem.
heh
>"your fictional world doesn't work like IRL"
ok?....
Gerudo uses Hylians to reproduce, and they either give birth to other Gerudo women or normal hylians.
The only who would be able to make pure blood Gerudo is Ganondorf, and he's a cuck for power.
Isn't the child always Gerudo, like the Asari from Mass Effect?
>women frick up raising child properly
>WTF WHY DID THE CHILD GROW UP TO BE BAD
Every girl was raised properly though
Gerudo women are extremely sexist and spoiled ganondorf to death. But also the witch “caretakers” of ganondorf weren’t great role models (it’s canon that the two witches from ocarina of time are also in the totk timeline and take raise ganondorf as well)
WHO SUMMONS ME?!
Part 2
they're a xenophobic backwards warrior tribe that somehow refuses to actually go to war despite living in a lifeless desert minutes away from the most prosperous nation in the known world
it's like if the spartans didn't fight
>lifeless desert
You can't walk 10 feet without harvesting lemons, cactus fruits, and watermelons that grow in Gerudo desert without there supposedly being any rain ever
>Every girl was raised properly though
You only assume that because gerudo women are scatterbrained and weak with no ability for conquest.
>Guy is literal incarnation of evil god and always commits evil no matter when he's born and how he's raised
>"The women are to blame"
lmao
Then why are his surrogate mothers explicitly shown to be crazy and evil?
In one life he's got one pair of surrogate mothers that are totally evil so clearly he's got that situation in EVERY life
There are only two Ganon(dorf)s in the entire series. The BOTW/AOC/TOTK one, and the one from every game before that. TOTK shows that the same two surrogate mothers appear again in one of the cutscenes, so the second Ganondorf also has a similar upbringing.
That was a shitty retcon from Skyward Sword so they could keep recycling the same big evil ganon plot for the entire franchise instead of trying to make new villains for once. Why try to make Ganondorf a complicated character who is just trying to do what he thinks is right for his people when you can just have him always being the generic lusting for power bad guy?
He was never a complicated person. He was always an evil bastard. Making him an evil god reincarnated just cheapens that though. Why can’t he just be evil?
Because Nintendo has, never, ever given a shit about western takes on their shit.
>there are people who STILL take WW Ganondorf's little "time to feel sorry for myself and make excuses" speech at face value
You fricking saw what he did in OoT when he got his wish for total power and control of Hyrule, he elevated the castle and kept the entire thing for himself, tortured and harassed everybody else and still left the Gerudo tribe to suffer in the desert with his psychotic nannies turning dissidents into mindless automaton Darknuts.
Good logic
But isn't the main character a man too?
>But isn't the main character a man too?
He's queercoded, so he doesn't count.
No he isn't
For woketards he is, and that's all it counts to them, they don't live in reality.
>For woketards he is
How so
am i the only one who hates the word 'queer' a lot?
just call me homosexual, but queer? wtf is that?? it sounds so fricking obnoxious and newspeak.
>but queer? wtf is that??
A word that's been used since the dawn of mankind. homosexual is more obnoxious and newspeak.
homosexual sounds way more natural.
'queer' is the sort of word people who made up 'latinx' invented.
you're really not gonna share your contact with big sister so i can make you squeal...?
aww :c
>homosexual sounds way more natural.
It actually doesn't. Queer is a much older term than homosexual.
sounding natural and being older aren't the same.
i guess it's just a preference thing at that point.
uuuuhhmm, ackstually, it's a real world synonymous with "weird".
I don't have a Discord though. Sorry, I may be trans but i'm not a filthy queer.
When im not shitposting here you can catch me gooning on s¤yjak.party though. See you there chud! c:
i-i mean, i do have other stuff like matrix and session, but... i-if you really don't wanna talk then, okay... ///
Relationship ended with
(Sorry, I can only see you as a friend)
is my new boyfriend now
>i've been ntr'd
hot
cucked =/= friendzoned
being cucked is hotter, friend.
Nice trips but you're not allowed to watch. So friendzoned it is then...
I know, I know.... It's not fair... It's just... You're not going to watch is all. :]
Best I can offer is gaygueer or queeggot
Pick your poison
So he isn't.
>Link is not a homosexual
every elf is, stop the cope
Men take credit for fixing shit they even started. All these wat heroes are fighting because otheren started shit
Would be cool to play a game as ganondorf where he somehow resists being posessed by ganon and you have to conquer Hyrule... to save it.
But nintendo would never.
That'd be tops
Ganondorf is never "possessed". Ganon is just who he really is.
In the sense that Ganondorf is a monstrous man and Ganon is him just dropping the man part to hulk out, yeah.
That's exactly what I mean
Demise curse hits the Hylian that looks like Link, but the Link hero soul reincarnates as the Gerudo male born that generation.
all female race births one male
>manages to frick up one male
huh
Yeah, men should be enslaved and forced to lick women's feet
>men should be enslaved and forced to lick women's feet
I will start a revolt and demand that I be upgraded to their asses.
I will follow you to the end
Ideally their ends
you have my axe
AND MY ASS
and my spear
this pic is even hotter whet n you're bisexual
Please more where
>boy raised with 0 father figures
>goes omnicidal
checks out
Yeah....
Uh....sure....
Definitely what happens...
Not forced to wash their clothes and being careful not to mix X and Y sister's stuff together and told "you don't need the shower first, let your sisters go first"...
Oh is that what that Honest Trailer joke was about?
Gerudo aren't black.
You forget how all the women drop everything they were doing to serve his wiener
only in OOC.
OOT*
Sorry, i had my hand on my wiener and it makes typing hard.
Im trans btw
twinsies.
so am i
let's share discords, bestie
I thought you said "twinksies" and I leaked a lil' bit uwu :3
lemme make you leak a lil' bit more, sister~
after i put you into a pretty pink leash with your name on it
:3c
You can call me "OP"
*licks your penis* ok
same
i look like this but i dont smoke
There are about 350 posts worth of lies, trolls, and bullshit in this thread but I can guarantee you that this
Is easily the biggest lie of them all.
Ocarina of wiener
futa mommies
i want to frick her full of jizz and make zelda lick it off her pussy.
Knowing Riju will eventually grow out of her lithe sex creature phase and become a hulking monstrosity makes me sad.
Buliara and Deltan are both cute.
I don't think so. She's 18 or 19 in Totk and still a shorty. She barely grew in 6 years.
I choose to believe Gerudo have a longer maturation period. Twinrova lived to 400, after all
>no e-girl Riju
post it yourself, homosexual
i dont have any thats why I'm asking
shit.
i need some too
>no pubes
>all black female race
>the one black male acts like an animal
Hmmm, how intruiging. Surely us noble (white) elven men impregnating them continuously must be the answer. They seem to bat their eyes at us and demand intercourse every time we talk to them anyway.
>They say that Gerudos sometimes come to Hyrule Castle Town to look for boyfriends.
>”Damn, this white boy is sexy!”
He cute
>breed with outsiders
>only produce brown amazon women regardless of the father
Weak hylian genes
Dominant Amazonian Genes
Imagine a Gerudo stealing your seed. The horror...
>I call him massa any time!
Imagine what she would look like with that bone structure if she was skinny.
they rape men
good.
Where can I apply?
>peaceful
Secondary BotWgay
My ideal world
Sahara would be rainforest with that geography
If we lower the Sun's luminosity a bit, we'll avoid the worst parts of this geography (the elevated global temperatures), but yeah. The entire world should be a rainforest here.
or just move the earth back a bit
Thank makes things hotter. Imagine finding an undiscovered tribe of all wemon in the jungle.
turkey is not europe
string up all turks and colonize Anatolia.
It's a different history with different outcomes. The current European language system wouldn't be there, either, now that I think about it...
Man, if only.
Okay but how big are the black women's dicks compared to the white men?
Well since it's an "ideal world" all trannies are immediately executed, so no "women" with dicks there.
bestiality
Yakub lives in the Far Northeastern part of the map.
I'm ok with this only if one black male (reincarnation of Yakub) is born every century
AMEN!
>t.
>human races ceases to exist as wh*tebois are unable to even pleasure any of the single woman remaining.
Sounds disgusting
I wish gerudo were real and that they'd kidnap me and rape me
if i was ganondorf i'd just breed with all the women and raise a generation of warrior princesses.
>peaceful
OOT introduced them as a race of robbers who only obey the royal family because of a deal where they are allowed access to Hylian lands to find men in exchange for not robbing while in town.
In BOTW/TOTK, they are a warrior race.
isn't it beautiful how colonization works, anon?
That is not colonization.
how so? is this not what we americans have done with other nations? oh yes, let's make all these deals, so glad that our nations are working together, hey look you're adopting more of our ideals and bits of our culture and changing how you look to attract american men guess which fricking nation i'm talking about in particular, everyone gets a shot.
This guy isn’t wrong, I’m fine with Mexicans literally because of latinas with big fat asses that like to drink
That isn't even what happens. They end up assaulting Castle Town and Ganondorf kills the King.
Hyrule is all one country, just with different groups. Even war between them was called a civil war. The Hylians imposing extremely lenient conditions (allowing access to town as long as they don't rob or kill anyone while they are there) is not colonisation.
yes, they're all one country united under a single ruling force that has infinite cooperation from its neighboring nations, which are all a part of hyrule. nevermind that regular citizens that are not gorons, zoras, gerudos are referred to specifically as hylians and..hey, where does the "hy" in hyrule come from anyway? hy rule, that's such a name.
>they're all one country united under a single ruling force that has infinite cooperation from its neighboring nations,
The king of Hyrule's rule does not extend to the Goron and Zora as they have their own royal family and it sure as hell doesn't extend to the Gerudo, fricking moron.
>no, this country totally isn't a puppet government, they just have a ruler that is always quick to give undying infinite support to their BFFs over in hyrule! it doesn't mean anything that every single kingdom in hyrule has the same exact type of leader who will offer support as long as our gracious hero mows their lawn every sunday morning!
the fact that only one man is capable of mobilizing one of the different racial factions to arms against the hyrule hegemony should speak for itself.
It's repeatedly stated and shown that the Hylians let each group in the country to their own devices. The only condition that they put on the Gerudo was that the Gerudo could access Castle Town as long as they didn't rob or kill anyone while they were there.
The Hylians only requested support from each group when facing existential threats to the country, which is why OOT Zelda struggled to convince her father to do something against Ganondorf.
>ruler of puppet governments sees no problem, no call for action even though he totally could mobilize the others
>>see, they don't control the known world!
Darunia sends several messengers requesting that his "brother" the Hylian king send help, but Ganondorf keeps killing the messengers. Ganondorf also causes problems for the Zora and the Kokiri. The Great Deku Tree sends OOT Link to seek out Zelda and the King.
The only condition that the Hylians placed on the Gerudo was that in exchange for access to the capital, they don't rob or murder anyone while they are there.
Your attempt to pretend that Hyrule is some oppressive empire instead of a single country with several largely-isolated groups living in it is moronic. Several of the series' problems would have been avoided if it actually was a strong unitary country.
On OOT hyrule is a recently put together country too. No more than 10 years unified
If you mean OoT Link subduing them with his BWC, sure
In my life as a general rule the darker a girl’s skin was the more I liked the sex. I dated a big booba black girl once and the sex was ALMOST as good as fricking a bipolar chick.
Do black girls love white men??
Don't be ridiculous, EVERYONE loves white men silly.
If you are not deformed it is literally —objectively, it’s not just my opinion— the easiest way to find a woman. Black women have incredibly low standards for white men, both because of an innate desire to procreate with another race and also because of the general failings of black males in terms of job prospects and commitment. Remember that for women, while looks obviously matter they are hard-wired to also look for a man that shows he will care for her and her offspring, these are two things that white males tend to but not always have in great supply
Koume and Kotake were Ganondorf's surrogate mothers, they seem just as evil and power hungry as he is.
Why did they let the one male be raised by evil witches?
Because of their prophecy that he would lead them to ethnosupremacy
>every male, globally, a gerudo sex slave
Ganondorf never needed the Triforce.
He could have conquered the world with this promise alone
I want a Sheikah woman instead
Sheikahs are cute.
That's not a Sheikah, that's some BotW OC bimbo.
WEEP!!!!
that's why we need femDorf
>almost 1 hour since thread creation
>still no e-girl riju
this thread has failed
Good frick BotW trannies
Why is she marinating herself in lemon juice?
so Link can lick it off
>Shock Fruit electric stimulation
New fetish unlocked.
Literally ENGINEERED for Hylians men.
>raised in a moronic girls get done feminist community
>except as he is a man he actually gets things get done
>the things get done are wrong because of the feminist source
Really gets the noggin joggin
>girls get it done feminist community is peaceful and functions properly
>man comes along and fricks everything up
>incels still find a way to blame women
Food analogy
>peaceful and functions properly
In OOT, they are a band of robbers that do nothing but rob and kill people, and go to Castle Town to find boyfriends.
In BOTW/TOTK, the Gerudo are a warrior race. Link goes around solving problems around Gerudo town because the Gerudo women are the most incompetent morons in Hyrule.
name a single group of people who do not take from others. You must consume to survive in this world and any other
Most people don't rob and murder people.
This. It wasn't until Ganondorf that any of them had the balls (lol) to invade Hyrule
>incels still find a way to blame women
It's mommy issues.
It's ALWAYS mommy issues. Every single incel I have talked with doesn't get along with their mom, but many of them also worships their dad.
Thing is that incels don't get along with women so they think women are evil. Their only experience is their mom they have mommy issues with.
That is why many have mommy fetish and wants to be pampered. If they had teenage romance that fricked up, they most likely have a thing for NTR. Blacked stuff if they are vocally racist.
where is the e-girl riju?
no such thing. she was never a e-girl. she will never be a e-girl. she will only grow older in each iteration of the series where she is involved.
>everyone ignoring the """ironic""" trans erp
You can just ask to join anon. You don't have to be so coy about it.
>ironic
i'm not being ironic at all, darling, i want to lick Anonie's girlwiener's pre right out of the tip.
>cucked out of being cucked
okay, it is over.
Don't be like that.
You get to listen through the wall at the bed creaking and happy moans
OK, that's a good thing right? don't give them attention like you're doing now
best part about this thread, there's not enough porn
this, unironically.
still asking for the riju e-girl, btw.
i already told you butthole, there isn't any. she's not a e-girl, never has been never will be. get over it.
she was a e-girl in BOTW you liar
She's a delicious hebe in TOTK
this
now post her e-girl brown ass
wrong on both barrels. you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
also don't reply to yourself
>also don't reply to yourself
Um, it's called "samequeering" you newqueer.
A foursome with e-girl Riju + hebe Riju + adult Riju would be heaven on earth
Zeldagays mogging BotW trannies with their autism isn't a new phenomenon.
Green lipstick all over my wiener.
all female race births one male
immediately goes to shit because he's a power hungry warmonger
I believe they tend to give birth to a man once every 100 years and original Gannon was The Reincarnation of some sort of evil god thingy. And they will a lot last nice in Oracle of time. Also I want Nintendo to make a game well Link is that once every hundred years boy .
>original Gannon was The Reincarnation of some sort of evil god thingy.
Skyward Sword is non canon garbage
>Skyward Sword is non canon garbage
What?
>Also I want Nintendo to make a game well Link is that once every hundred years boy .
Same. Lots of people speculated that thw hero of 10,000 years ago was a Gerudo, then TOTK made him a furry.
>thw hero of 10,000 years ago was a Gerudo
Way that intonation performers at the kingdom what you mean by thw?
*the
It was a typo.
Okay but was the big furry guy mentioned in other Legend of Zelda's games or material before tears of the Kingdom ?
No.
am i late for the erp?
i'm trans too
be the change you want to see in the world
and yet men are the ones that the waters of life flow within. curious.
>Gerudo are a race of single moms
Now who is the criminal production facility here?
In BOTW, the women even complain about how moronic the "no men allowed" rule is.
*one black male
Curious how there can be thousands of Hylian men and nothing bad happens.
Ganon is arab, moron.
There are black Hylians. They're just normal people.
The Gerudo are kidnappers and rapists, peaceful my ass.
Op neglects to mention the entire culture of this race is being the most perfect wife possible to attract a mate. With the only real caveat being your daughters will inevitably return to gerudo town to repeat the process.
>Race of women that relies on being able to access men to not go extinct
>Repeatedly gives the rest of the country as many reasons as possible to justify total Gerudo death
They can't stop liking evil women.
I want to shrink down and worship Gerudo women's feet as goddesses
In this case its only true because the Gerudo are the israelite cognate race of Hyrule
that's how you know it's a fantasy setting
I can imagine because I was him, busting out of prison sniping, sneaking, and fighting their warriors until they made me a member. Also that's TP Link in your image for whatever reason.
Women don't enjoy sex and hate men, your fantasies are moronic. veganal is about as pleasurable as picking your nose to them.
I don't care about what women think.
t. Not a woman.
You sound like a deranged yuricuck troon
>140 replies
>not one e-girl riju
>not one e-girl riju
>also, people are obsessed with purah
/v/irgins and israelitetubers are both morons anon, remember that
OOT Link used combat and stealth to defeat all of them, then was given a pass to enter and exit freely, and then outperformed all of them in every challenge and training that they threw at him, earning him their respect.
Caramel hebe
Imagine being Zelda and looking high and low for Link, until you finally find him in a pile of 20+ Gerudo women, all dripping his seed and clinging to him like he's a lifejacket in the middle of the ocean.
>find him in a pile of 20+ Gerudo women
Riju is such a brat that she wouldn't be willing to share him, anon
where the frick are the moderators today holy shit
>NOOOOO JANNY SAVE MEEEE
Pathetic
today, yesterday, here, there, it doesn't matter. mods haven't done shit outside of occasional pruning for the past eight years or so now. what can you expect from a volunteer janitor workforce?
that fits the Ganker definition of safe for work zoomzoom
>No nudity shown
Cope and rope you moronic troony
?
this one is definitely sexual.
hey here's some fetishbait real early into the thread
>I intentionally subjected myself to things that triggered me and now im OFFENDED! REEEEEEEE
You can leave now
You shouldn't enjoy coomeristic art and you do not have the right to post it here. It isn't about me being triggered, it's about you knowing your place and being kept in line.
Cringe
Zoom Zoom Zoom
Coomers run the world and the future belongs to coom
>you shouldn't
Opinion disregarded 🙂
What's wrong with the thread
how's that boot taste?
The girl I'm dating legit looks like a Gerudo.
Giant ass thighs, dyed red hair and middle eastern. I'm so lucky bros.
>dyed red hair
Aaaaaaand dropped...
She wouldn't look like a Gerudo with normal hair color.
>peaceful all female race
don't they kidnape men to be their rape boytoys?
They did kidnap men a bit in the first game but I think the farmer girl was implied to have been a nonveruto result of that so they presumably let the men go and give them daughters who are not Legend of Zelda Amazon's.
Yes OP has no idea what he's talking about
They got better
Classic! Afrobull is the GOAT when he doesn't draw futa
doesnt he only draw shemale? hes always had a pretty mediocre artstyle wiener or not
Not always but it is pretty fricking prominent not like it matters to me cause I too find his artstyle to be fricking boring
>all woman society
>they can't raise a kid right and he turns into demon king
Poetry.
Whos surprised? Is anyone surprised? Anyone?
>men are the true enemy
shouldn't have made ganon an incel, b***h
>female race that travels to frick men
I'd take a garudo wife
Reminder: All Gerudo "women" have gigantic wieners.
reminder
No. 🙂
>gigantic white wieners
(In all of their orifices)
Ftfy anon
I mean, they could have wieners in their orifices while their wieners are in others' orifices, too, anon.
What do they smell like
Futagays get the rope, you fricking disgusting homosexual
>Gerudo
>Peaceful
Where did you get that idea from? Like sure they stay out of world affairs mostly but they're still a warrior race of woman.
Also that only happened one time. Though out they're history they've stayed mostly the same.
I hate BOTW/TOTK and their Gerudo. OOT and MM have the real Gerudo. That is all.
You had me at
>I hate BOTW/TOTK
They make little sense unless they actually kidnapp males for snunsu
>single mothers
>peaceful
>when you catch them literally kidnapping a group of innocent hylian men so they can rape them later to get pregnant
Did any of the hylian men protest?
yeah they were scared for their lives did you play the game?
It's more that the carpenters wanted to join the Gerudo thieves, but the Gerudo thieves considered them weak and useless, so they imprisoned them instead.
OOT Gerudo: tribe of thieves in the desert that value strength and allow Link to come and go freely after he impresses them by sneaking around their fortress. Wearing the Gerudo mask in castle town is enough to make citizens recoil in fear. “Aaaaah! A Gerudo!”
BoTW Gerudo: nation of “warriors” that do jack all. They are giant ogres now and are focused on being kawaii. They do not accept Link even after he saves them from an impending disaster.
What would they be if you placed those Amazons right in the middle between the time of orca of time and breath of the Wind? Because I don't think they would have changed overnight from the original betrayal into nice Neighbors who were married man but just not let them in the city.
No, they accept Link. The problem was always that Gerudo had ended up becoming a group of fangirling idiots that didn't know how to interact with a man at all. Now imagine the chaos in town if Link was able too roam around freely.
Except some of the smarter Gerudo women (including Buliara) see through Link's moronic paper-thin disguise, and some (including Buliara) complain about how moronic the "no men allowed" rule is, but say that only the Chief can change the rule.
>the smarter Gerudo women
So not Riju. Got it.
Gerudo women are superior
>tertiary self-hating troon spouting misandrist bullshit
For me, it's that one Oda Non doujin with Erbosa
bed breaking spine shattering pelvis pulverizing sex with gerudos
All I want in life is death by snusnu. Is that too much to ask?
The Demon King will be a Hylian, a Zora, or some other made up race for one game, like a Minish at some point. If Nintendo has the idea of making an Ancient Hero a green FURRY, then the next protagonist of the next Zelda game would be a Gerudo or even Zelda herself.
What did she mean by this?
*gawk* *gawk* *GAWK* *HHHHYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!*
>lesbian witches raise psycho killer son
Many such cases.
What game is this
Legend of Zelda BWCotW
Anybody got a hood compare and contrast Ocarina of Time Gerudo and breath of the Wind Gerudo ?
Ok I’ll try this
Yo homie these Gerudo womynz in oot be cool and badass dawg. Gerudo b***hes in the new ones ain’t shit
There you go
well done
I meant by an image I want an image comparing and contrasting the two or just an image of both of them outline get there different.
Get up off my back jack, you ain't jawin at no fool. Brotha already knows what blood was sayin from the getgo.
>everything going well at Jurassic Park when all the dinosaurs are female
>as soon as the dinosaurs start figuring out how to grow a penis everything goes to shit
What did Michael Crichton mean by this?
Would you steal the gauntlets for nabooru
Pretty wild they so blatantly suggested pedophilia in OoT
if he's old enough to fulfill ancient prophecies and vanquish evil then he's old enough to be a father
The entire plot is that he's circumventing with time travel because he wasn't old enough to do that
>men are the true enemy
Yeah, we are.
What are you gonna do about it?
Jack shit. Beg other men to fix your problem with other men, just like Gerudo b***hes do.
Fricking losers.
Daily reminder the 8th Heroine in Gerudo legend is actually a Hylian man.
thats one happy cuck in the bg
they look like black israelites
Arabs. They look like arabs.
The artist is a homosexual.
Both of them are descendent of Abraham, making both of them Hebrews.
moron
No, theyre not. Theyre Canaanites. It was written that the israelites could not be told apart from the helenistic greeks if they were not circumcised. The people who live in the area now are not the same as the people in the past. Thats like saying the UK was always black.
Riju naizuri
GYAAAT
all female race births one male
immediately goes to shit because he's a power hungry warmonger
Well, the real reason is that the male turns into another brown/N-word. If Gerudos could produce an Aryan, that male would have probably lead their tribe to greatness.
Bleaching Gerudos is impossible despite the women getting dicked by Hylian men.
Only the power of an Italian can cause a Gerudo to produce a non-Gerudo daughter.
Best girl.
Hyrulian anon
Hylians are knife ear fricks.
>brown/N-word
literally doing the goku face
Melee Ganon best Ganon.
Love me some stylish gameplay, learned to do small moonwalks
>brown/N-word
Why can't you just say pajeet and Black person properly?
>TOKUSENTAI!
>divine beasts didn't combine into a megazord
lame
The virgins Sages vs the CHADpions
Mipha sex
Cute little fishy
>Champions
>All talked a big game
>Literally every single one lost
>Their battle themes all have a SOS signal motif in them, implying they were all crying out for Link's or anybody's help
>Sages
>Far more humble
>Willing to take the support role to help Link
>Lived long enough to surpass their former counterparts
>In an alternate timeline, had to save the Champions from getting killed
What did you mean by what you posted?
>Press A
>Meant to support Link
>All needed Link to rescue/free them in the end
Link was just that skilled.
Mipha was the only one that was smart enough to realise that they were all probably going to die.
Too bad the Sage abilities are hot garbage.
>mipha never scored
>It took Zelda being a moronic b***h AND Calamity Ganon making a monster specifically built to counter her for her to die
CUTE
AUTISTIC
FISHWIFE
Tough call
>Daruk > Yunobo
>Urbosa < Riju
>Mipha < Sidon (except when I'm horny)
>Revali << Tulin
Kissing Riju's abs!
Plapping Tulin’s tight cloaca
Peace isn't inherently always good.
Peace sucks a hairy butthole, freddy. War is the motherfricking answer.
What was naboorus tax policy
White men are taxed for 100% of their hourly semen production for each hour they remain on her territory.
*White boys
Kinda funny how that fat frick ruined his legacy with one stupid statement
Gerudo S E X O
imagine the snu snu
Imagine being the one Hyrule male who impregnates a Gerudo female with a son
Link can do it.
It never actually happened. Ganondorf is just a troony.
Man Nintendo sure have no qualms with being absurdly horny in kids games huh
Little boys like hot women
I need an image of both OoT Gerudo and Botw Gerudo.Even if it's just like a screenshot with both of them as adults.
You can do that yourself in paint
Just did.
>this is what they do to male Hyrulian prisoners
Oh no how terrible
SHE IS GONNA KILL HIM
WHY IS NOBODY HELPING THE AVERAGE WHITE HYLIAN MALE?
The last thing link is is average he would be considered the hero stud every woman would want to bang who is single and probably a lot who are not.
Unrealistic game. Women would never be able to get along with each other.
Man, I love cinnamon women.
Doujin where Zelda gets cucked and loses Link to superior exotic Gerudo woman when?
Hypothetical Gerudo between the before and after
Staying here, this thread is better
Post more nabooru and oot Gerudo and this thread will be even better
>is literally groomed by said society to become their king every time the male is born
>women who literally wouldn't know shit about raising a man
>somehow it's his fault he turned out fricked up
Nintendo was warning people about single moms. The sons don't know any better and the mothers play victim.
I think his psycho stepmom does had more to do with it than the fact they don't know about boys.Besides they treat girls practically like boys anyhow so no one was telling him to be delicate with all the girls his own age physically.
My sister does that it’s so annoying. Just let me play rough with my nephew
He has two moms who are evil witches (even for Gerudo standards). He never stood a chance.
>a race of brown single mothers
>their son turns out to be a thug
many such cases.
Most of the Gerudo women turn out relatively fine compared to him and he was the guy who had two parents watching him the old witches.
'the gerudo women turn out fine'
>in a society of women
>who only understand women
'the women turned out fine though'
tell me, if a male Gerudo is born once every hundred years, how many people who raised the last one would still be around to offer insight in how to raise a BOY?
>Two evil and crazy witches
>He had two parents hurr durr
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is that a FEMALE NIPPLE on my safe for work board? O.O
No
[Spoiler] Its 2 of them [/spoiler]
troony thread?
For me it's futa Urbosa.
Only if she's fricking Zelda
<3
Here comes the gay
>Hudson gets a brown QT wife
It’s not fair…
loved this quest, but it hurts to see her go
More like Cobson.
>that shadow
kek
XD
Feels bad, man. At least she’s happy in Gerudo Town.
>futa filth
ZelLinkbro…
>ACgay is false-flagging and melting down again for some reason
Pack it up. The thread is dead now.
Gerudo women /ss/
Why were the Gerudo made into huge amazonesses in the Switch games though? Just to retroactively justify Ganondorf being an absolute unit?
because the switch zelda games are absolutely stupid and moronic in all ways
This is not the first time a race got redesigned. Compare ALTTP Zoras to OoT Zoras. Sometimes it's even part of the lore like OoT Kokiri evolving into Korok.
The Rito went from bird people to being actual birds.
>Compare ALTTP Zoras to OoT Zoras
OOA tried to explain this. OOT Zoras originally came from the sea, ALTTP Zoras come from rivers
cute fish girl
>Just to retroactively justify Ganondorf being an absolute unit?
yes
to make them pure sex
Gorons are actually the only major Zelda race to look pretty consistently similar in all appearances
Rito used to be humans with beaks and wings and not just a race of Falco
And Zoras went from being Creatures from The Black Lagoon, to sexy fish people, to alien fish people, to fish people with fish heads
Gerudos being retconned to all being Amazons is getting off light
Its more like Link and the other Elves are tiny in this world, they are basically Halflings
Link isn't an elf moronic secondary
There is always that one homosexual that has to go
>Ackchyually they are not Elves, they are Hylians
Every fricking time kek
Because they're not you moronic secondary
If you're going to get butthurt that people keep correcting you for not knowing shit then maybe Zelda isn't for you
Link is SIGINIFICANTLY shorter than most Hylians.
For as tall as the Botw Gerudo are, they are not that much taller than regular Hylian men.
cute!
I want to tickle her. Non-sexually a course.
You did beat the game with the OoT suit right Ganker?
i meant to but when i found fierce deity set piece #1 i instantly focused on the rest and wore that most of the game
No, I beat the game with the tassled blue cold weather dress :3
why do women hate men when i just want to love women bros...
>Garudo dating mechanic
I will now play your game
What did she mean by this?
Alcoholic and moronic.
Barta is better.
I'm an Isha man myself
Barta is also a moronic Gerudo woman that runs off into the desert without the proper clothing and asks for a food item, but she does it better.
For me, it's Buliara and Deltan.
I'd happily marry any of them, but I love how much of a proper woman Isha is. She fully embodies the "divine feminine" (compassionate, humble, cooperative, gentle, etc.).
She's also a successful business owner, which is cool
Isha also sleeps naked.
wife material
>Isha also sleeps naked
No she doesn't. She sleeps with only israeliteelry on.
So long as she's still wearing her wedding ring, I'm happy
cute!
B-b-b-best girl.
Zelda waking up from the dreams about these again.
Don't spam the thread with image dumps that don't have anything to do with the Gerudo.
sounds like bad single-mom parenting to me.
If only there was a way to allow the Gerudo women's husbands to help raise their children...
based, peace is gay and so are women
>war is the hygiene of the world
BOTW/TOTK Link should be able to kill or at least knock out the Gerudo leadership and guards. The civilians can keep their NPC immunity.
Agreed. For a game about complete freedom and non-linearity, it made no sense for the divine beast quests to be so closed and rigid. And they do it in the laziest way possible. It can't be any logical reason why you can't sneak into the gerudo city in BOTW, noooo it's all magic invisible walls and death barriers.
And these games were hailed as revolutionary masterpieces.
Especially since OOT Link could use combat and stealth to enter the Gerudo's fortress.
I like futa but this thread is too gay even for me.
>I like futa
Nothing is too gay for you.
>Race of women (not futas or "women") that each want to find a husband
>Gay
If you are into muscular women, you are in the closet. You won't see this, but in 1-2 years you will do. It's every time like this.
Gaslighting homosexual. Go back.
If anything, liking muscles is proof your straightness is more highly evolved.
A strong woman would be more likely to survive until term, i.e. you're more likely to pass on your genes
>troony wienersucker preaching about homosexualry to anyone
lol
Link is for dolphins only.
Why exactly is any male Gerudo allowed to live? Shouldn't there be a policy to drown them or toss them into the desert?
Cursed.
How do I get a Riza gf?
Does anyone have the screenshot of the post predicting that humans in the future will evolve into tiny men and giant women?
>It's not my fault (Mea culpa)
>If in God's plan (Mea culpa)
>He made the devil so much
>Stronger than a man (Mea maxima culpa)
What did you expect, he didn't have a father figure in his life growing up.
>raised by a single mother
every time
Demise being reincarnated as Ganondorf was just a freak accident, previously he had already been reborn into Vaati, a Minish, another peaceful race of Hyrule.
The king of Gerudo doesn't have to be evil by default.
Also doesn't help that he was raised by (literal) witches
Twinrova is best hag.
the end state of all gerudo women
>Find a Gerudo wife
>She leaves and lives with you since men are not allowed in Gerudo City.
>She WANTS to be impregnated by you because it's the only way she and her people can procreate.
>It's 99.99999% guaranteed that she is going to reproduce a daughter
>You have a family of women that you can breed after every other generation.
>They all turn out into behemoth Amazonian warrior women with copper skin.
Bro, why the frick would you even frick another human woman again and not take a Gerudo wife if you were a human man?
What this means is that single mothers / lesbians should not be trusted with kids.
They were sisters.
>Brown men are evil but the men are fine
This is propaganda, do not give these beige harpies your sperm, stay strong kings
too late
BotW Riju > TotK Riju
Zelda and Riju should negotiate a timeshare for Link's dick
Best friends should share hat's important to them after all
Can you imagine if there was a race of only men and one female? Her pussy would be an outie lmao
It's called survival of the fittest, also
>peaceful all female
>peaceful
>all female
LMAO
Gerudo women are so beautiful.