Persona 5 Royal

>Welcome back Akira. Have you been staying out of trouble? You're on probation, remember? One phone call to your social worker and you are DONE. It I hear you've done anything but be a model student I will FRICK you so hard you won't believe it. You are SO fricking you little shit. You better not be doing anything out there. So help me God I will FRICK YOU UP and you'll end up in JAIL where BUBBA THE BLACKMAN will make you his b***h
>Now remember to lock up
This seemed a bit much

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *drives you to school*
    I GOT BETTER SHIT TO DO THAN THIS Y'KNOW
    *drives you back from school*
    I COULD BE FRICKING ONE OF MY SIDE b***hES RIGHT NOW
    *gives you an attic, charges no rent*
    WHY AM I DOING THIS, I MUST BE INSANE
    *drinks the good-ass coffee you made
    You are my son Jokerman, now go to bed you got school tomorrow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game makes it clear later he was just acting like a hard ass and cared more than he was letting on.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got that feeling from him pretty early on. He's a very likeable character.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't like how the dialogue from when you come home hardly changes. Learned this entire dudes backstory and he still accuses me of being a miscreant degenerate every time I get home

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's just shooting the bantz, don't lose your shit

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's a PERSONA game he should be sucking my wiener like every single character just like 4! Nobody should be mean to me. When the P3 remake comes out you'll see, it'll be just like that there too!

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    could you yknow... not get with futaba?
    though having you as a son...

    what is a man supposed to do when hearing this...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is a man supposed to do when hearing this...
      Go for the best ending of course. You get a qt gremlin gf/wife, a coffee shop and the coolest dad in the world.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do futaba sl 9, start dating her
      >do sojiro sl 10 right after, hear this
      well sorry boss you shoulda told me earlier

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Akira
    His name is Ren Amamiya

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      could you yknow... not get with futaba?
      though having you as a son...

      what is a man supposed to do when hearing this...

      *drives you to school*
      I GOT BETTER SHIT TO DO THAN THIS Y'KNOW
      *drives you back from school*
      I COULD BE FRICKING ONE OF MY SIDE b***hES RIGHT NOW
      *gives you an attic, charges no rent*
      WHY AM I DOING THIS, I MUST BE INSANE
      *drinks the good-ass coffee you made
      You are my son Jokerman, now go to bed you got school tomorrow

      https://i.imgur.com/YdYEdJp.png

      >Welcome back Akira. Have you been staying out of trouble? You're on probation, remember? One phone call to your social worker and you are DONE. It I hear you've done anything but be a model student I will FRICK you so hard you won't believe it. You are SO fricking you little shit. You better not be doing anything out there. So help me God I will FRICK YOU UP and you'll end up in JAIL where BUBBA THE BLACKMAN will make you his b***h
      >Now remember to lock up
      This seemed a bit much

      Quality writing
      >you are shit and stuff
      >Also i'm gonna tell You my sob story
      >I don't know why i'm telling you this, you are something else 🙂

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Akira

    Shut the frick up

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU BETTER FRICKING STUDY AKIRA

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally everyone else
    JOKER KUN YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BEST!
    >Sojiro
    *Unwarranted mistrust and hatred for 2/3 of the game*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Unwarranted mistrust and hatred
      You're a convicted criminal juvenile who he's providing for and allowing to stay in his place of business, despite you not even being family. He's clearly sympathetic to your circumstances but wants to set you straight so you don't completely ruin your life.
      Despite this, you do betray his trust by starting the Phantom Thieves, using his business as a base for criminal activity and even getting his teenage daughter involved.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weak-ass snowflakes suicide over his dialogue instead of getting stronger so they're better off filtered that way
    World is too full of basedboys who turn trans because muh feelings

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla > Royal

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My twitter friend told me so.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's shorter. Still about 40 hours too long though.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you want short games you shouldn't be playing any JRPGs in the first place

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No Poochie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from a slightly SLIGHTLY better paced main story, it's worse in every way

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The vanillagay is the guy who refuses to play Royal because he didn't have a ps4 (only a ps3) and got sour about it so he's been saying shit like P5 strikers is better than Royal.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. Vanilla was a better designed video game and didn't have the shitty Royal plot nuggets sprinkled throughout.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      both suck and are too easy, but at least vanilla had a few more elements to improve difficulty, there should be a true very hard mode instead of whatever the frick merciless is

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Akira

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found the real life Sojiro and Ren is French

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