You could take away the "it's getting late since the clock is already providing that information. If you wanted you could add a window to show that it's night for extra clarity
Actually I'd drop either the first or second panel. They convey the same information and can be condensed into a single set up. Panel 3 is fine in this case because it creates the pause and the last in the punchline.
that ruins the setup for the joke, I think a two panel layout would be best
I don't like this. The shy guy saying goodbye just for the goomba acknowledging the time comes off as rude and like he wants him to leave. Also, why is he talking to himself?
Actually I'd drop either the first or second panel. They convey the same information and can be condensed into a single set up. Panel 3 is fine in this case because it creates the pause and the last in the punchline.
Chain Chomps are the equivalent of Mario dogs though so this is fricking weird. I don't think they've been capable of speech in any Mario game ever, including spin-offs like Paper Mario.
years and years ago there was some thread where a comic with redundant panels was trimmed down to be better by removing some
cue years of bot learning behavior later
...
...
... >HERES 1 PANEL OF A COMIC, GIVE ME YOUS
it often makes sense to remove panels from shitty comics that overexplain jokes but I feel some people either don't get why panels are being removed or are purposely doing it for lulz. you end up with people taking it to the extreme
the entire meme only came from B^U
the rule was remove the middle 2 panels, and remove all dialog from the last panel. it was funny in how often it worked.
nowadays people just remove panels for le funny haha even though pacing is a good thing if comics know what they’re doing.
well you see, it was used as a way to experiment if comics really needed so many words and panels, and the reduction it brought made many laughs, even if it's now used ironically. You made me explain the joke so it is no longer as funny!
it only really works on ctrl+alt+del and penny arcade anyway because those two comics never learned how to deliver a punchline in the last panel instead of the first or second panel
No one even knows that's from here at this point. It's been endlessly reposted on social media and the like. That goes for most things that aren't just straight up post screencaps.
Original aged like milk because zoomers watch people stand around on TikTok pretending to be NPCs going >Mmm roses >Mmm roses >Mmm roses
for literal hours on end.
Well, it removes the joke but reinforces that gamers are evil incels that hate women >These heckin chuds hate women SO much they would hate on their own child for not being a straight white het male
Reinforces that message a lot better than lol this cuck is so obsessed with hating women he doesnt know hes been cucked
Has the classic anglo technique of removing anybody that isnt blonde haired blue eyed whites when called out on their BS lol
the edit has no real humor I would say. People are mad their baby isnt born a gender they want a lot of times. In the original this idea is subversed by showing that the dad is so away from reality that looking at a black baby just makes him rant about politics. There's no apparent cheating on the first comic too
I dunno, the idea that his wife knew he’d be pissed at it being a girl and him caring so much is much funnier to me than a misdirection
Btw I am an autistic moron
when your career is funded by donations and subscriptions from a bunch of trannies on x, playing into their hysteria and signalling your participation in the culture war is a matter of practical self interest
Ah yes, the nurse is obviously the father. He and the woman can tell right away because the baby's hair is slightly lighter than the husband's.
Totally didn't ruin the joke.
but the mom's oh shit face in panel 4 loses meaning if it's a white girl baby. the world sucks now but at least i'm not one of these people, imagine living in such miserable confusion every day
cucking yourself so you have to have the og comic under your edit along with explaining why the joke sucks now is never any good
not that the og joke was even goos to begin with. it’s just “lul gamers hate women” like 5 years after gamergate
she shouldn’t even recognize the baby as the mr. curly’s instead of her husband’s, and thus have no fear. that face is the the face of a “oh shit i just gave birth to a black baby because i’m a useless prostitute and my husband is gonna kill me”
and then it ends with LUL GIRL BABY POLITICAL KEKW to make the male gamer the real bad guy of the comic because he’s a gamer
I recall when some dude was in Thailand and the police tried to seize his stuff. They asked for his notebook's password, and he said he wasn't going to give it to them because it was illegal, the EFF said so. So the policeman grabbed him by the hair and hit his head on the desk until he said the password.
>he also has busted legs so i think the idea is he can do a lot of damage but you pretty much have to walk up to him (like for a melee attack)
oh duh, i feel dumb
I've actually seen something like in a game before
watching people play the game and insist that the boss is unfair when they try to melee it was aggravating to be fair the boss didn't have giant muscle arms but it isn't hard to figure out when you keep getting b***h slapped that melee is a bad idea
>I never even got the "I never asked for this" line in game since I wasn't a b***h
It was at the very beginning, when you leave the Sarif building for the first time right at the entrance, and it was one of 3 choices I think. It's the canon line to pick.
Also, "yeah, RIP" is the second canon line you pick there.
Sea lions have stolen my catch while fishing. They can follow fishing boats to schools of fish but can’t be assed to catch their own food? Frick sea lions.
awful style, it's like you want to force us to like it with your unecessary stylize limbs and your one joke of monster fricking. your drawings will not have soul like the previous Ganker guy, your talent is a waste of mediocre with lazy anime style drawings struggling to appeal a market who is not here but elsewhere you are a minimalistic style dobson
i’m glad he’s only collecting infamy for his shit comics these days
shouldn’t have forced himself so hard. literally no punchline in anything he does except “I’M GAY”
You could certainly suggest that someone use fewer words, but it wouldn't change that they used the original amount. It sometimes amounts to a style choice, and verbosity can be an element of style.
This cutting down panels just makes me think of my job where I need to cut sentences down to a ridiculously low reading age for the general public. I'll have a perfectly readable sentence but my manager will tell me to remove words until its lost all meaning "but at least the reading age is grade 5". I swear I'll sometimes have to remove words because they have three syllables.
I want to know how the process works in bed.
Preferably with detailed images.
If they have children, if they can have them, are they half of each? Or is it like a few isekai where either the male or female determines what the kids are?
the other is targeted electromagnetic radiation from the global mind control grid aka radio/cellular network while the other is israelites but japan and later movies made them almost the opposite to israelites
in the last panel, it's supposed to be his eyes, but instead and his eye looks like a mouth, and he's making an 'o face' like he's sexually charged from being shit on
he had a stroke or something, took an indefinite break from his comic, was doing some other project but it’s not going anywhere
basically hes dead, jim
>female chain chomp wife
AAAAAGGGGHHHH SEXY GOD FRICKING DAMN IT
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE HER >SPHERE SHAPE >FEMININE
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT YOU SEXY prostitute
FUUUUUUUUUCK
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
ILL FILL YOUR WOMB
TAKE ME TAKE ALL OF ME GOD YOURE SO HOT
PLAP PLAP PLAP
HUUUUOOPPOOOOGGGGGGGHHHHHH
TAKE IT ALL b***h MAKE MY CHILDREN
AAAAAAAUUUUUFGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Natural selection is part of evolution. You die cause stupid gene no baby, no baby no more stupid gene(or less of it). Reality is mankind has been mostly free of evolutions main grasp since we invented pointy sticks and fire.
Not true. Since the homosexual Habilis, we evolved a bigger brain and a straighter back allowing us to be the fastest long distance animal on the planet.
>Reality is mankind has been mostly free of evolutions main grasp since we invented pointy sticks and fire.
that's the whig story. truth is that humanity is in an extremely volatile evolutionary arms race since we invented the pointy stick
>those homosexuals who drove m00t away are still seething at him for abandoning ship
All you homosexuals had to do was leave real life shit out of Ganker, you refused. Now we have g00k, someone known for selling user data to governments.
Actually these are edits. Someone just grabs these comics that originally are about stuff you can except from webcomics about artist's life and edits them in way to turn them into foot fetish comics.
yeah seems to be one guy with a huge foot fetish for her
That's fricking hilarious. Imagine having some autist latch on to your character so hard he spends thousands of dollars a month to jack off and as a consequence it makes everyone think you're writing a foot fetish comic.
You might just have a double digit IQ if you can't see how the art style clearly changes as soon as the foot drawings show up, clearly indicating they were drawn and edited in by somebody else.
What makes you think that? It's just not as common or as spoken of, because men with footfetish hate manfeet so you rarely see it in porn unless it's gay porn and men don't wear any bawdwear for them casually.
Remove the third panel and the speech bubble in the last panel
Third panel is SOUL
Cut the comic down the middle and the right half is better than the original
Define soul
that ruins the setup for the joke, I think a two panel layout would be best
Fan of this format but the original did make me crack a smile
You could take away the "it's getting late since the clock is already providing that information. If you wanted you could add a window to show that it's night for extra clarity
>Window
It could still be dark out at 11am depending on location and if the sun is chasing Mario
>hi honey
>not “I hate my wife”
Not boomer enough for me.
A crummy ball and chain?
I laughed for the first time in days. Thanks anon.
Someone replace panel 3 with this, except the shy guy doesn't say anything in this panel and in panel 4 he says "dude are you fricking a dog?"
I don't like this. The shy guy saying goodbye just for the goomba acknowledging the time comes off as rude and like he wants him to leave. Also, why is he talking to himself?
Based Shyguy not wanting Mike to break up the group by bringing b***hes to the table
too many words, characters, colors, and lines
cut it down more
no, 3rd panel is soul and sometimes comics are a journey, not just a punchline delivery machine.
sovl
improved
Holy Kino Sovl.
lost
thank you, anon
I truly connected with the journey the Goomba had home, thinking about his loved one. Thank you.
holy sovl
the definitive edit
fixed
soul
Actually I'd drop either the first or second panel. They convey the same information and can be condensed into a single set up. Panel 3 is fine in this case because it creates the pause and the last in the punchline.
>no "see ya, mike"
ruined
Wrong, there must be something wrong with you
True
It has to be four panels you frick!!
Cute, but does not make me laugh out loud.
This made me verbally say lol
This post made me say lol just to exercise my vocal cords
I'd plap that chain chomp.
Chain Chomps are the equivalent of Mario dogs though so this is fricking weird. I don't think they've been capable of speech in any Mario game ever, including spin-offs like Paper Mario.
i hate Ganker's obsession with removing panels.
There would be no need to remove panels if comics respected your intelligence
years and years ago there was some thread where a comic with redundant panels was trimmed down to be better by removing some
cue years of bot learning behavior later
...
...
...
>HERES 1 PANEL OF A COMIC, GIVE ME YOUS
it often makes sense to remove panels from shitty comics that overexplain jokes but I feel some people either don't get why panels are being removed or are purposely doing it for lulz. you end up with people taking it to the extreme
the entire meme only came from B^U
the rule was remove the middle 2 panels, and remove all dialog from the last panel. it was funny in how often it worked.
nowadays people just remove panels for le funny haha even though pacing is a good thing if comics know what they’re doing.
well you see, it was used as a way to experiment if comics really needed so many words and panels, and the reduction it brought made many laughs, even if it's now used ironically. You made me explain the joke so it is no longer as funny!
it only really works on ctrl+alt+del and penny arcade anyway because those two comics never learned how to deliver a punchline in the last panel instead of the first or second panel
only good edit
?si=I4FWwvZqMyMOm5Cv
Now with voice acting!
what is this obsession with stealing contents from this website and turning them into videos
Easy views.
If I had an ounce of talent voices I'd do the exact same shit.
No one even knows that's from here at this point. It's been endlessly reposted on social media and the like. That goes for most things that aren't just straight up post screencaps.
We steal memes from twitter and reddit all the time, it's the cycle of life
It's not stealing.
guffaw
WELL
HOLY
GODDAMN
I don't get it, and I've played all X games up to 6
I dont remember this autist.
At least he quit youtube.
No new videos for over a decade, good for him man. Good.
JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFIYING, I actually somehow must have erased that shit from my memory.
She interrupted the boys...
now post him smiling
Me reading this thread
koopa just thinking of how the sex would even work but he knows it'd be rude to ask
>Watches porn in living room with no doors or privacy.
Not sure if thats based or depressing.
it’s not really a popcorn activity, would call it depressing
Maybe hes watching cinema snob. Doesnt he post reviews of literal porn on Porn hub?
he just didn't realize they were unsalted so he's improvising.
>he doesnt jizz in his popcorn for the extra joules before round 2
ngmi
there used to be full episodes of anime on pornhub
I remember watching evangelion AMVs on there
>Implying you don't play along at home while watching porn
Know how I know the person who drew this is a zoomer homosexual?
stop watching porn
Original aged like milk because zoomers watch people stand around on TikTok pretending to be NPCs going
>Mmm roses
>Mmm roses
>Mmm roses
for literal hours on end.
yeah that’s all content for kids
Zoomers are literally eating nothing but tide pods and shitting in litter boxes
the tide pod shit is ancient news, grandpa
>field
I liked it, so I fixed it for you.
I didn't realize that was why it was called the book of Genesis.
>Super Smash Bros.
did a skarbrand/taurox coop camp recently with a friend and it was insane how fast we steamrolled the world.
topical, I love it.
>bizarro Ganker ‘improves’ a comic
i find it funnier now
>A POKEMON CREATURE!?
>THEY MADE OUR BABY CRUMMY!
>had zero water comics saved to this computer
good thing there was a thread up
>Was
Goddamnit, I hate missing crummy threads
rumao
The original actually had a good joke, but their need to be PC completely destroyed it.
This. I actually think it's kinda funny to portray a gamer-bro more concerned about the gender of "his" child than the fact that it's not his child.
Well, it removes the joke but reinforces that gamers are evil incels that hate women
>These heckin chuds hate women SO much they would hate on their own child for not being a straight white het male
Reinforces that message a lot better than lol this cuck is so obsessed with hating women he doesnt know hes been cucked
Has the classic anglo technique of removing anybody that isnt blonde haired blue eyed whites when called out on their BS lol
All humor dies in the race to be PC.
Chudolf Shitler
He's just like me, fr fr
>Not a single squirrel
Pure coal
Even worse, he did it because of politics.
Are you moronic?
>Even worse, he did it because of politics.
Even worse, he did it because of politics.
>The original actually had a good joke, but their need to be PC completely destroyed it.
Gonna be honest the edit is funnier
The original had too much “insert 50 punchline into every frame” vibes
the edit has no real humor I would say. People are mad their baby isnt born a gender they want a lot of times. In the original this idea is subversed by showing that the dad is so away from reality that looking at a black baby just makes him rant about politics. There's no apparent cheating on the first comic too
>t. White woman
at the end of the day it’s just a mediocre strawman ‘i’m so silly’ comic
I dunno, the idea that his wife knew he’d be pissed at it being a girl and him caring so much is much funnier to me than a misdirection
Btw I am an autistic moron
>Acts like the person being made fun of in the comic
heh
Imagine living your life like this
when your career is funded by donations and subscriptions from a bunch of trannies on x, playing into their hysteria and signalling your participation in the culture war is a matter of practical self interest
Joseph anderson is now blonde?
>already assuming the baby's gender
How do these people live like that
The baby is still a Black person as women are the Black folk of gender.
Ah yes, the nurse is obviously the father. He and the woman can tell right away because the baby's hair is slightly lighter than the husband's.
Totally didn't ruin the joke.
but the mom's oh shit face in panel 4 loses meaning if it's a white girl baby. the world sucks now but at least i'm not one of these people, imagine living in such miserable confusion every day
It turns into a face of "I hate my husband, he's embarrassing me publicly"
still a much shittier punchline than the original
but at that point the husband hasnt said anything so it cant be embarassment
Oh, I count that as the 3rd panel in a 4 panel comic
frick you are right it's the 3rd panel i cant count
The addition of the doctor with the same blond curly hair as the baby seems to imply the same joke as the original, just much less obvious.
cucking yourself so you have to have the og comic under your edit along with explaining why the joke sucks now is never any good
not that the og joke was even goos to begin with. it’s just “lul gamers hate women” like 5 years after gamergate
The doctor looks like a woman to me
she shouldn’t even recognize the baby as the mr. curly’s instead of her husband’s, and thus have no fear. that face is the the face of a “oh shit i just gave birth to a black baby because i’m a useless prostitute and my husband is gonna kill me”
and then it ends with LUL GIRL BABY POLITICAL KEKW to make the male gamer the real bad guy of the comic because he’s a gamer
tldr homosexual
>making an edit
Anon, I
unironically, anon made it funnier by changing girl = political, to Black person = political
She's already black in the original. That's the joke.
where there's smoke, they pinch back
jej
goo'ed one!
fricks sake
Who you giving this to, homeslice?
*homoslice
That is the confusion I am hoping to avoid.
Not how it works.
1, 000, 000 people saying "I don't mind/I think it's funny can't beat 1 person offended.
Are you autistic?
Are you the same poster?
Are you autistic and moronic?
Even worse, I'm not the same guy that made that post.
>He was the same poster
But that's what insults are for, to offend.
What's the issue here?
but if you have a homosexual friend, you’re offending them by calling some jabroni a homosexual
Then it's his problem, I don't mind.
it shows that you’ve no empathy, and why you’re a bad friend
Nah, just shows my friend is a homosexual.
Underrated.
EL
EM
AY
OWE
Finally a good edit
someone post the amputation art
can i get a quick rundown
the what
kek
I recall when some dude was in Thailand and the police tried to seize his stuff. They asked for his notebook's password, and he said he wasn't going to give it to them because it was illegal, the EFF said so. So the policeman grabbed him by the hair and hit his head on the desk until he said the password.
Okay but can you throw me some numbers
i don't believe this pic you are sharing
it's macabre!
Chortle!
i dun geddit
not him but think the joke is that while melee might do more damage getting close to him is still not worth the risk
he also has busted legs so i think the idea is he can do a lot of damage but you pretty much have to walk up to him (like for a melee attack)
>he also has busted legs so i think the idea is he can do a lot of damage but you pretty much have to walk up to him (like for a melee attack)
oh duh, i feel dumb
>not worth the risk
bullshit, more damage means more damage, you're never gonna parse playing like a pussy
if you die then healers are trash
does his name tie into the joke?
He seems like the sort of boss that whiffs 90% of his shit in melee while having moronic AoE moves if you try to fight him from a distance
I've actually seen something like in a game before
watching people play the game and insist that the boss is unfair when they try to melee it was aggravating
to be fair the boss didn't have giant muscle arms but it isn't hard to figure out when you keep getting b***h slapped that melee is a bad idea
comfy kino
fixed
mfw you can turn a clock into loss
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>title is "Fricking Gamers"
>no sex with gamers
Bait comic; bait post.
That was cute.
sometime you don't have to force minimalist on every comic
TF2
Why people from past where so much soulful compare to soi of modern times?
>Ganker still missing the point about number of panels
never change guys
its inent.
jealous
:3c
I never even got the "I never asked for this" line in game since I wasn't a b***h
I hate marketing
>I never even got the "I never asked for this" line in game since I wasn't a b***h
It was at the very beginning, when you leave the Sarif building for the first time right at the entrance, and it was one of 3 choices I think. It's the canon line to pick.
Also, "yeah, RIP" is the second canon line you pick there.
This is an unironically funny gaming comic. Perhaps the first.
This onw really makes me think of a lot of you debategays on here lol
Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative impact any debategay has ever had on you?
Sea lion did nothing wrong
Based sea lion standing up to blatant racism. They've had zero representation on TV since the Mythbusters ended.
Sea lions have stolen my catch while fishing. They can follow fishing boats to schools of fish but can’t be assed to catch their own food? Frick sea lions.
this makes me want to go eat some ice cream
But you eat ice cream every day
I get it, bro, I get it
Ice cream was never good
Sad this guy stopped making funny comics to make his weird creepy alien thing
He was bound to run out of "I'm fat, sad and miserable" punchlines eventually. And I hope he isn't anymore.
>gets a gf and stops making self-deprecating webcomics that appeal to internet weirdos
We should be happy for him. I should be happy for him.
>that time ronnie grew angrias porn
based
what kind of fertilizer do you need for that?
acorns
>he doesn’t know
He would never sully the relationship between him and his imaginary flatmate like this
This did not happen.
She left him and he became super depressed. Then his cat died. I got that from his twitter.
Damn, poor guy. Just living in everyday misery must be easier than almost making it and then falling back down to be with the rest of us chumps.
Ronnie is the king of Ganker
I don't get it, does he want the friend gone so his gf can pee in his mouth?
he doesn't even make that anymore
It's good cream. Just not a good ice cream.
Ice cream? I love ice cream!
Would.
L-Lol?
cool Bolson drawing
can someone explain where link's face is in panel 1? it's not making sense to me
Link's looking off to the side at that boulder or window or whatever. What you're seeing is his ear and some hair
i see it now. thanks
its shit art from a boring artist
Back to the drawing board, holy shit.
>the one recipe picture
I seriously can't tell what's going on in panel 5.
>hehe I like 2 fuk moster xd
Everytime I see these comics I hope the "artist" dies painfully
awful style, it's like you want to force us to like it with your unecessary stylize limbs and your one joke of monster fricking. your drawings will not have soul like the previous Ganker guy, your talent is a waste of mediocre with lazy anime style drawings struggling to appeal a market who is not here but elsewhere you are a minimalistic style dobson
you will never be a board celebrity
i’m glad he’s only collecting infamy for his shit comics these days
shouldn’t have forced himself so hard. literally no punchline in anything he does except “I’M GAY”
the joke is that he likes bara
Moot is trans btw
plz help me refill my moot folder, my hdd died
Thats my only pic of her
Sorry
No way
moot was so handsome, i miss him
haha
I can't believe the rabbis stole his tails.
they circumcised them
made me chuckle
>I heard your mom fricks dogs
I don't get it. Is this some kind of "white women frick dogs" joke or somethign?
A boxer is a type of dog
Or a fighter
Or someone who boxes things
It's a 3 way pun
Jesus anon. I hope for your sake you are pretending to be a coom-brained moron.
>tfw its been 3 years since my boxer died
he was gone as soon as the meme flu started, i miss him
Should have gotten him vaccinated then, Chud.
rest in peace, puppo
Shouldn't the third panel have been a kid opening the box at Christmas so you'd have 'Boxing Day' aswell?
>see ya Mike
???
Meds schizo
>???
r*ddit tier speak, botboi
wouldnt it turn to ash immediately in sunlight
no
Dracula walks around in sunlight all the time.
>t. Dracula
In the book itself, it says Dracula only becomes weaker during the day, the turning to ash thing is from some movie.
(Did you know that in 80 Days Around the World, they've never used a hot air balloon? That's from the movie)
yeah, I read that shit
movie is kino, too
jackie chan passpartout is pure soul
The left can't meme
GIWTWM
Last Panel is Doom reference
NOW it's funny
I didn't even notice this one four-panel strip had THREE authors until your edit
you removed their beautiful portrait...
pointless baggage, it's already very clear that they're a couple
Hey man so what is brevity? You keep saying that word but I never know what you mean
brevity is the pit of soul
>what is brevity?
Fixed, everything else is filler
>>what's brevity
>ftfy
ftfy
>and brevity be?
fixed
>brevity??
Fixed your fix
ambiguous, bad
>??, --
Fixed
>
>?, 0/10
You could certainly suggest that someone use fewer words, but it wouldn't change that they used the original amount. It sometimes amounts to a style choice, and verbosity can be an element of style.
>sometimes more words good
fixed
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Make a webtoons version
sex with leib
chain chomp is actually an allusion to blacks and slavery and should be removed from all mario games retroactively
This cutting down panels just makes me think of my job where I need to cut sentences down to a ridiculously low reading age for the general public. I'll have a perfectly readable sentence but my manager will tell me to remove words until its lost all meaning "but at least the reading age is grade 5". I swear I'll sometimes have to remove words because they have three syllables.
you boss be crazy homie
>syllables
*sonants
why don't you go kiss him
how's it like working for the Ministry of Truth?
doubleplusgood?
Fixed
finally, the perfect comic
I don't get it, can you add more text to explain what's going on so I can laugh?
my computer lab teacher in high school had nice fat breasts
I want to know how the process works in bed.
Preferably with detailed images.
If they have children, if they can have them, are they half of each? Or is it like a few isekai where either the male or female determines what the kids are?
she chomps on my goomba till i 1-up
The chain penetrates the goomba's orifices and keeps grinding it from the inside until it splits into two or more new goombas.
>Junji Ito makes posts on Ganker
wild
Couldn't he go through door if he ghost
ghosts can't enter rooms without permission unless the room is empty
That's vampires numbnuts. Ghosts will crop up wherever they like.
the other is targeted electromagnetic radiation from the global mind control grid aka radio/cellular network while the other is israelites but japan and later movies made them almost the opposite to israelites
Posting on Ganker
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
in the last panel, it's supposed to be his eyes, but instead and his eye looks like a mouth, and he's making an 'o face' like he's sexually charged from being shit on
why do people on this site get mad when you use a food analogy
Food analogies are like McDonalds, in that they're everywhere and they're not very good.
Imagine you're buying a car but then the insides are smeared with food
you guys are sure to have the original of this one
Chuds seethe over this to this day.
normally you would post this after other people replied to that image
I don't have anything against black skin, I just hate Black folk.
>fingerguns flamethrower
literally me
_ ____ __ ____ _____ _____
the more i grew up i realized white korra sux and brown korra is where it’s at, but brown korra still lowkey sux (lesbo)
>haha rape funi if its a man xDD
It's only funny if he's being raped by another man.
Is this an edit or the original?
Yesn't.
it’s the original. blobby couldn’t save him.
cute!
NINTENDO!!
this is the only time someone could add mario stomping a goomba for a “he’s a deranged murderer” joke and i’d be very upset
very nice
If I were Nintendo, I'd hire you
Too many unnecessary frames.
Now someone put this in the comic as an animated panel
too many frames. Hat isnt even wobbling
Thank you anon, very nice
when you walking
.
you guys aren’t funny <_<
where amogus
Bottom right panel, the guy sitting at the computer.
no fricking way
What happened to Ronnie? Did he died?
he had a stroke or something, took an indefinite break from his comic, was doing some other project but it’s not going anywhere
basically hes dead, jim
Yes, I love to play different racing games, such as Mario Kart or Crash Team Racing.
very nice
>female chain chomp wife
AAAAAGGGGHHHH SEXY GOD FRICKING DAMN IT
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE HER
>SPHERE SHAPE
>FEMININE
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT YOU SEXY prostitute
FUUUUUUUUUCK
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
ILL FILL YOUR WOMB
TAKE ME TAKE ALL OF ME GOD YOURE SO HOT
PLAP PLAP PLAP
HUUUUOOPPOOOOGGGGGGGHHHHHH
TAKE IT ALL b***h MAKE MY CHILDREN
AAAAAAAUUUUUFGGGGGGGHHHHHH
>anon be like:
>Im'aa over here stroking my dick
>I've got'a lotion on'a my dick
>Im'a over here just'a stroking my shit
It literally has zero sexual characteristics
How does it make you horny. How.
It's a ball & chain with sharp teeth.
Not that anon, but shark teeth erotic
whats the og? is she his type?
Yes.
thats my type too
heh
A cautionary tale.
it's shit
wtf it really is, disappointing
same but not in the way that the joke is implying :^)
A HUNDRED DOLLAR STEAK
IN ONE BITE
I would beat that b***h for pulling that shit.
id walk away
Brah, you probably lose while beating your meat, let alone another human
>t. Cope
that's my fetish
>the best part of tummy for 500
frick
Just rape her, bros.
Faster than Eminem?
Mom's spaghettiyes
wallace and gromit on his spaghetti already
Rape is stealing
>you wouldn't rape a car
only if she has an owner
Her father is her owner until she's given away to a husband.
how many fathers do their job and get their daughters married off before they become stray? feral bawds don't have owners
>Don’t mind me, just “pirating” this girl
Just pirates doing pirate things.
B^U
how is 3PS these days? dead?
Last comic is from May 2023
less dead than i expected, guess i'll go catch up
Nee panel should be superconducting cats
happening cancelled due to lying asiatics, sorry
why do we call it the darwin award for dying moronly
natural selection tying into evolution?
Darwin because of Natural selection. Stupid people die more quickly and thus have less chance of progressing the genome and Evolution
it's only a darwin award if it's done before breeding, ending the bloodline
Natural selection is part of evolution. You die cause stupid gene no baby, no baby no more stupid gene(or less of it). Reality is mankind has been mostly free of evolutions main grasp since we invented pointy sticks and fire.
Not true. Since the homosexual Habilis, we evolved a bigger brain and a straighter back allowing us to be the fastest long distance animal on the planet.
>Reality is mankind has been mostly free of evolutions main grasp since we invented pointy sticks and fire.
that's the whig story. truth is that humanity is in an extremely volatile evolutionary arms race since we invented the pointy stick
the purpose of the brain is warfare
Fixed.
unironically funnier
Way funnier
I spent too much time on this shit.
Should be "Be strong, X". He's talking to himself, giving himself a motivational talk.
Fortnite kids are now literally old enough to complain about skibity toilet kids
and it's fricking hilarious
the alphas are going to eat the zoomers alive
>those homosexuals who drove m00t away are still seething at him for abandoning ship
All you homosexuals had to do was leave real life shit out of Ganker, you refused. Now we have g00k, someone known for selling user data to governments.
This is not video games. Why aren't the mods doing anything?
Its video games related and we're having fun
frick off
These ones get me every time.
puns are the height of comedy
>op post deleted
4tran jans will never be a real woman
Lol
that do be kinda hot tho frfr
I would say this is the artist's barely-disguised fetish, but that would imply they're trying to disguise it at all.
Actually these are edits. Someone just grabs these comics that originally are about stuff you can except from webcomics about artist's life and edits them in way to turn them into foot fetish comics.
are the foot comics just edits? I just checked a little of her twitter feed and I didnt see a single foot comic
yeah seems to be one guy with a huge foot fetish for her
That's fricking hilarious. Imagine having some autist latch on to your character so hard he spends thousands of dollars a month to jack off and as a consequence it makes everyone think you're writing a foot fetish comic.
ahh that makes sense
Wait, that's drawn by a woman? I thought women didn't foot fetish, just understood it is one and play it to their advantage.
You might just have a double digit IQ if you can't see how the art style clearly changes as soon as the foot drawings show up, clearly indicating they were drawn and edited in by somebody else.
My wife has a foot fetish.
It rocks
What makes you think that? It's just not as common or as spoken of, because men with footfetish hate manfeet so you rarely see it in porn unless it's gay porn and men don't wear any bawdwear for them casually.
lol?
it really do be like that
Post the too spicy edit
Fixed it
Pottery
Kekus maximus
I want her to rape me so she can give birth to mulattoes.