Phoenix Wright

>Hurr durr, this case is bad because it is not related to the moronic sister plot

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but let’s watch this video again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"the first shot missed because the shooter is blind!"
      What the FRICK, Apollo?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a fricking 7 km magnum was used
      >let’s blame it on this child, he got the muscles for it
      >WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE NEED TO SCAN FOR FINGERPRINTS ON THE MURDER WEAPON ? WE WILL NEVER DO THAT HERE
      What a load of bullshit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >7km magnum

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Massive fricking bullet

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >7 km magnum

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Come to think of it, did anyone mention anything about fingerprints in that case at all? That would’ve destroyed the caee from the get go

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >did anyone mention anything about fingerprints in that case at all?
          Only thing I can remember was the airvent.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THE KID IS BLIND EXCEPT NOT REALLY AND HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH EXCEPT HE WAS MERELY PRETENDING ABOUT THAT TOO
      I know that game had a lot of meddling, but what were they thinking...

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bad
    meds
    >difficult to get through/be interested in
    better

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the good ace attorney games are the ones in which maya fey doesn't exist

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to watch the anime
    >they don't include any of the game's music

    why.... why

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kinda like that initial D movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they don't include any of the game's music
      That's wrong though. They did several remixes and Godot's theme they used is 1:1 the game's version.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, this case is bad because it's not about solving the mystery of why Phoenix doesn't just suck on Mia's big ghost breasts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her breasts are that large, in retrospect

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone shit on Big Top so much? MaskDeMasque was way more annoying.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because at very fricking least you get Luke Atmey is one the most entertaining one-off characters around.
      That said, 3-3 is much worse if you want to compare to Big Top.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ... and the absolute worst "press once to instantly die" Cross-Examination segment in the series associated with him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        luke atmey and that case are fricking trash and way worse than the big top

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What' swrong with Luke Atmey aside from his stupid CE

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            boring design
            boring personality
            just spams bazinga over and over
            boring case all around

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like you hate fun. Besides the whole point is his personality.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love fun. Which is why I dont like Luke Atmey

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MaskDeMasque was way more annoying.
      I loved MaskDeMasque.
      The layers were really fun to peel back on that one for something so light hearted.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does everyone shit on Big Top so much?
      They got CLOWNED on by based Moe.
      Also probably the asspull with the cape.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also probably the asspull with the cape
        Not even the worst asspull in the trilogy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, DeMasque back-to-back with Recipe makes 3 almost unbearable on replays

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ehh, not really. At least the case has some fun twists with the double jeopardy thing and Atmey is a fun villain. Meanwhile, the circus is just full of annoying morons and the cape thing is utter bullshit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved big tops, helped that I played the games as a middle schooler like you're supposed to and not as a jaded loser in my mid 20s

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No but seriously, where is AA7?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the next ace attorney game will be open-world where you can travel around the city and pick up cases, kinda like L.A. Noire

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the player's driving is always interpreted as being because maya takes the wheel every time

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of CE segments, I am way more annoyed by these examples when the contradiction is in plain sight but the game wants you to press and then present evidence even if you were right the first time anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahem,
      >it's a "present button always fails but choosing to present evidence in the dialogue works" ce
      >it's a "the hidden statement rewords a previous one with 100% more moronation" ce
      >it's a "actually you have to press the 5th statement first then the 1st to progress" ce
      >it's a "one press is basically a whole new testimony" ce
      >it's a "there are 2 pieces of evidences stating exactly the same thing but only one works" ce
      >it's a "pressing deals more damage than LITERALLY DOING AN ACTUAL LOGIC ERROR" ce
      Out of the top of my mind. This minigame can become really frustrating.

      >Why does everyone shit on Big Top so much?
      They got CLOWNED on by based Moe.
      Also probably the asspull with the cape.

      It's not difficult, just an annoying plot overall with even more annoying characters. Ironically enough Moe is the most decent.

      >Also probably the asspull with the cape
      Not even the worst asspull in the trilogy.

      Which one would that be?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Which one would that be?
        Bridge to turnabout, how they got the corpse over the bridge.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah kek. I was too busy laughing my ass off at the implications behind the drawing.
          Not even really an asspull, you weren given a huge fricking hint come on. People cannot fly.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My point is, the cape thing is a cheap asspull, true, yet I am more willing to believe this could happen than transporting a corpse over the bridge the way it was done in that case.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eh, I am more of a mystery purist if you get what I mean. If it makes sense within the hints given then alright, even if it sounds unrealistic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bridge to the turnabout is great, but the fact that Godot didn't burn the letter that was meant for Pearl and instead put it back, was the biggest bullshit ever. The trios whole plan was moronic from the beginning.
          Also, can anyone explain this or call me out for my moronation - was Godot the one who called Iris after the murder and told her to go to the bridge? Because the way I reme.ber it, Iris implied that it was Dahlia who called her (tell me if I'm remembering wrong).

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sexo

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking pachislots, man...

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this play well on Deck? I got it on sale yesterday and want to play it while at the laundromat but dont want to spend the time downloading it if its not playable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a visual novel, i'd be impressed if it didn't

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didnt realize it was only like 700mb so I did it anyways. Loads fine, not sure how it runs, will try it later if Im able to beat Gnosia.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody says that.
    Bad cases are bad cases.
    6-4 is not a bad case in a vacuum but it's paced like absolute fricking dosgshit when the previous one ends in a cliffhanger ending clearly intended to connect with the next one.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey
    hey you
    show me where I can get all the Great Ace Attorney background art NOW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean something like this?
      Funnily enough e-hentai seems to have scans of the artbooks for both games, but I don't know if they have all the backgrounds or just a select few.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I found a couple on the wiki but I think I'm giving up for now. It's so poorly laid out it doesn't even group all the cases by game so I'd have to look up a list of all the locations and go through the pages manually

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the moronic maiden stuff is the worst part of the original trilogy

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    2-4 isn't about sisters though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean the case about saving Maya after she was kidnapped?
      lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >case about Maya is not about Maya
          >but it is though
          >REEEEEEEEEEEE
          kek

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            OP and I both said sisters.
            2-4 is not about the sisters plot.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I said that multiple times. Dahlia is the only good thing about the franchise. The writing outside of the Dahlia cases are 4Kids levels of bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dahlia is the highlight of trilogy but come on now.
      AA1 is all good stuff besides a non-canon case.
      AA2 has ups and downs, but honestly 2-4 alone carries it hard.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AA1 is all good stuff
        the only case that holds up is the bonus case
        writing and pacing is all bad, even compared to AA2
        eg, 3 day trials that are shorter than 2 day trials in later games,
        and plots where twists feel random and poorly built up, like Dee Vasquez' sobstory for revenge which is just a complete afterthought
        or Manfred's motivation and Hammond's death being completely inconsequential for him really

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw already watched DD, SOJ and the 2 GAA games on youtube before they had ports
    >now i can't enjoy the ports blind

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gun X which can shoot 7km bullets. I refuse to explain.

    Wrong VN I know

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie no human could possibly shoot a 7KM Magnum even it existed. Especially not a blind man

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just downloaded this trilogy on my 3ds like two knights ago...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny, I downloaded it on mine four and a half squires ago

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What were they thinking with this design?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Let's make the sexiest girl in the game"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A W O O G A
      W
      O
      O
      G
      A

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Babes...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Face bone dry
        >Sweat looks like oil

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really made her nipple poke through?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where the FRICK is AA7

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aai1 10/10
    >aa2 10/10
    >aa3 10/10
    >aa4 6/10
    >pw vs pl 1/10
    >dual destinies 1/10

    what the frick went so wrong so fast

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pw vs pl 1/10
      Why? The ending sucked hard with its Laytonesque quirkiness, but the majority of the game had the spirit and solidity of the trilogy IMO.
      Agreed on AA5 being terrible and irredimable though. AA6 fixed most of the issues I had with it however, even minute ones, but it also didn't inspire confidence in what they will/could do with AA7.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're AA threads always this way or is it a recent thing? I remember a few years ago they were mostly dumb fun.

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