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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hardest champion
    >her ancestor is also the hardest final boss
    how do they do it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She fricks little girls.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And beat up little boys

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          sauce

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          SAUCE

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            sauce

            [Mackgee] Pokemon Heroines

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          mommy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          giwtwm

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      From a design standpoint, there's lots of reasons, but my favorite is that her design philosophy appears to not have been "pick a theme type and go for it" but instead to sort of act as a counterpoint to your typical rival battle.
      Every time before Cynthia we had a champion (or equivalent) who used a variety of types, it was all very simple. They used the classic fire-water-grass almost out of obligation, had maybe a curveball or two in their back pocket (electric or psychic type, for instance), and just tried to have a balanced team. This is how rival battles were typically designed, and the variety champions from before Cynthia were all rivals (or supposed to represent a typical player character, for Red).
      Cynthia was the first time a variety champion focused on the types that weren't "simple". She leads with a ghost/dark Pokemon that's treated only a step below a mythical. Her ace- and ONLY her ace- is a dragon. All of them have significant moveset variety.
      She was sort of a sucker punch for anyone who was gearing up for a typical champion. Then she reappeared as a near-literal jumpscare in gen 5, and put the fear of god into players a second time.
      Now, what about the future "variety champions"? Well, to put it simply, you only have one chance to make a first impression. Cynthia was the first to try this out, so of course she's remembered most fondly. (There's subjective flaws in each future variety champion's team that bother me enough that I'd put Cynthia's objective power level higher than theirs too.)

      tl;dr: Right place, right time to be the first champion with a varied AND exotic team.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beach town in gen 5
        >"cynthia has a vacation home here!" from some random npc
        >huh, cute worldbuilding
        >come back after the elite four
        >walk into a completely innocuous house

        Cynthia was the only champion they could possibly have done this with and they nailed it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That moment is such a piss take on Red in Gen II it becomes brilliant. Your superboss isn't in some super telegraphed cave in an endgame area, she's in a house you're bound to bumble into as you explore Eastern Unova and her team will push your shit in at the natural level you meet her at. She was the perfect way for B/W's postgame to say " you aren't even CLOSE to done yet."

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that shit had me poopin my pants

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I shitted in fear. That piano haunts my nightmares.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wonder if the physical/special split had any impact on the design of her team composition

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who’s her ancestor

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This wily c**t from Pokemon Legends Arceus. Legitimately fun boss fight too. Literally can't believe Pokemon Legends and Scarlet/Violet were produced by the same fricking dev studio.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both are shit, why are you surprised?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >actually fell for the bait thinking this is the ancestor and not the granny

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            they obviously shagged later on

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get why people say Volo is the biggest betrayal when Dusknoir exists.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're talking to people who have never experienced that kino. They think PLA is a good game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        do people say that? I mostly just see others saying he's a cool boss

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cynthia is just Rosalina but as a Pokémon character

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Giga Impacts the Bronzong 4 times in a row*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This seriously. She is insanely overrated, the Gen 4 AI picks moves completely at random

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a huge Pokémon gay since I barely grew up with the games, but can someone tell me why does everyone freak out about walking into Cynthia house in Final Fantasy 7 or Kingdom Hearts terms?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kingdom Hearts terms
      imagine in KH2FM if your first data Org member fight was just a random encounter in post game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you walk into a random house and you get ambushed by emerald weapon

        Imagine walking into some house in Hollow Bastion and having to fight Sephiroth

        You can say No to her its not the same

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In theory yes. But the fact remains that in a game that usually signposted anything significantly difficult, even having a close brush with Cynthia entirely out of nowhere was comparatively heartstopping.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you walk into a random house and you get ambushed by emerald weapon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine walking into some house in Hollow Bastion and having to fight Sephiroth

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like talking to the rug in kh1 and being transported to fight Kurt Zisa

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The piano music is her pre-battle theme.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually the piano music has ended by this point.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You may have posted in the wrong thread but I want you to know that these barely even look different and you should stop being a pedantic frick.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there any other good hacks of platinum? ive grown exhausted of renegade platinum and have little to no desire to continue playing when i just have to waste time and build custom teams for specific encounters

    it sounds cool on paper but its just a huge timesink spent grinding and levelling pokemon for that encounter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait until Luminescent 3.0 comes out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >based heavily on renegade platinum

        Unfortunately gen 4 romhacking hasn't been cracked like gen 3 , for now renegade platinum is the best one

        im just looking for a step up in dificulty, not having to resort to smogon autism

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's why I said wait for 3.0 since that's when they'll start adding gen5+ pokemon and content. Maybe it'll me stuck in dev hell forever but would be promising if it does come out.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you've played it how would you rate its difficulty?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The difficulty is the same as Renegade Plat but there are more qol, modern changes, and various options for difficulty but it still can occasionally be challenging for a casual playthrough if you have all the casual options off.
              https://luminescent.team/docs/features

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont mean to be that guy, but drayano hacks (such as renegade platinum) arent smogon autism tier in terms of difficulty at all. if you want to see real autism try radical red

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe not smogon but once you hit gardenia she's got stupid strong pokemon with lots of good items, even leftovers

            it feels like many of the changes (move replacement and addition of fairy type) are there to just make it more frustrating to play against rather than give the player fun options. so many pokemon have dazzling gleam that it's like it doesnt WANT you to use specific pokemon because it always has prio

            thats some of the other shit i hate in it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately gen 4 romhacking hasn't been cracked like gen 3 , for now renegade platinum is the best one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Renegade platinum is easy as frick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This
        Difficulty scales depending on how willing you are to use high-BST mons or build counter-teams.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ive grown exhausted of renegade platinum and have little to no desire to continue playing when i just have to waste time and build custom teams for specific encounters
      since when do you have to build custom teams for stuff? a generalist team with a solid fire water grass core made up of starters like tortera + infernape + feraligatr is more than enough to hose most of the fights. it's really only fantina that's kinda scary but even then they made luxray part dark so you get STAB on crunch.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's only one gen 4 decomp I've actually seen, but it was for HGSS and was made as a fricking trash nuzlocke focused hack

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered by drayano's easiest hack
      Unironically no hope for you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta, but sucking romhacker dick is only one step removed ecelebgayging. poor form, anon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being butthurt over easiest romhack

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao moronic newbie.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cry more, homosexual

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron doesn't even know what nta is
                >keeps digging himself deeper
                lurk moar, moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >schizo attempts to accuse others to cope with being a moron
                Get real, homosexual

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol dicksucking? All I said was Renegade Platinum really isn't that difficult, not with the options the game gives you. Most romhacks are about as difficult as it, if not more so. You're gonna have a hard time finding anything if that is too much for you.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She kneels to Leon.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cynthiagays are by far the most insufferable bunch of pokemon autists you could ever run into.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to your containment board, gay

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished reading the manga's DP arc today. Why did no one tell me it was pure kino?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      who's hole are they talking about?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Giratina's

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know now that I think about it, Dialga and Palkia have very easy to choke necks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regigigas my beloved

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Regigigas taking a while to start dancing
        My fricking sides.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is great, but also unfortunately I think it's the last great arc in the series. The main cast have a great dynamic, and I especially like how competent and threatening Team Galactic--especially Cyrus--was portrayed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A serious warning: stop reading after BW arc.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >...
    >DUN DUN DUN DUNDUUUN DUDUN DUDUN DUDUN DUDUDUUUNN DUDUN

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She unironically filtered me in my NFE run of brilliant diamond
    Aipom and light ball pikachu can NOT stand up to her garchomp

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    looking back I don't think I even beat gen 4. I got bored because I was like 6 badges in but my team was still full of shitmons. I guess I missed out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      DPP really wasn't that great. It had neat ideas for the story and lore but the execution was off. Better than the 3DS games and Sword/Shield, but HGSS was the real noteworthy part of Gen 4. Platinum is notably better than D/P though if you do decide to go back it, like, way more than Crystal and Emerald were, because those were upgrades of already good games.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, why do RSE and DPP(+ their remakes) the only games that gave an encounter theme to the Elite 4 and champion anyway?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still the best champion theme
    How did they do it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still mad that they removed this for the Rival in HGSS. To me that showed that he finally overcame his weakness that Lance chastised him about when they first met.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    RATE MY VOLT WHITE 2 TEAM
    I'M DOING GROUND/ FLYING DUOTYPE
    STILL GOT A FEW ROUTES UNTIL I CAN GET MY GLIGAR

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hear a lot about how Volo is really hard
    >hear about how it's because of Cynthia
    >play PLA
    >get to Volo
    >beat him on my first try
    Overrated, Ultra Necrozma was harder.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the nature of PLA means how hard someone will find Volo will vary a lot based on how much they fricked around on the way there. I spend so much time catching 'em all that my team was level 100 with maxed out stats by the time I fought him and I just destroyed him, but it seems like many people go in underleveled and unoptimized.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Volo is really hard
      The game is aimed at kids, of course it's going to be easy for an adult

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    not as hard as zoomers make her out to be in either game, although BDSP's rematch was quite decent.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is the most underwhelming champion in your path

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i always found alder more disappointing, especially since he fricking loses to N on screen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't played SV, it's hard to believe they outdid the XY one in that regard. But it's Gamefreak so I believe it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It makes more sense if you play the game. Personally I think SV was good and had a competent story this time, but I understand if Gen 6 onwards (or even Gen 5 if you're on that side of the coin) killed your faith in the series. I skipped the other Switch games too before giving SV a try.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They actually outdid Diantha
      >Geeta even shows up more times in the story too if I recall

      i always found alder more disappointing, especially since he fricking loses to N on screen

      I actually really liked that. I always thought that most Pokemon narratives were anticlimactic by ending on the Elite Four, when you already stop some a huge organization or world ending disaster. Seeing your rival beat the League/Champ before you (a good callback to Gen 1) made the stakes higher. Most people complained about "why didn't the Elite Four/Champion help" for the games, and well, this game did just that, and even then it showed that it was a struggle to stop them.

      Haven't played SV, it's hard to believe they outdid the XY one in that regard. But it's Gamefreak so I believe it.

      It's kind of like an Alder situation where Geeta's not really a final boss, but even more so since the League is also not really the endgame.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the actual "champion" of SV and this team is probably the hardest of any Pokemon games since Paradox Pokemon are effectively all legendary/pseudo level.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not only that but they use several Pokemon that don't unlock until after the battle and have intentionally bizarre type combos so playing blind you almost certainly won't know their weaknesses. Honestly, I thought the P3 battle was up there with Red and Cynthia.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, typically the champion is the final boss, so I get people essentially just calling the final boss the actual champion. However, the game very heavily pushes Geeta as the champion of champions, so I'm not going to let the game get away with just how shit she was by just pushing the title onto the professor, or even Nemona instead.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That fight is beyond Kino
        >AI Sada no longer wishes to battle

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I steamrolled that fight on violet while underleveled. The only pokemon that gave me a hard time was Iron Hands.
        I had a much harder time battling post-league Nemona, I actually had to use revives and potions against her.
        Was it just me having a hard time against her? I never see people bring her up when talking about difficult fights in pokemon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nemona's final team almost as underwhelming as Geeta's, her starter is the only realistic threat of the bunch.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, S/V's designs were so fricking atrocious. Sw/Sh's were decent, I can't really remember having gripes about any of the characters in that game but then suddenly majority of S/V is just "Jesus Christ on ice, why would you draw that"-tier.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *pizza music starts*

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just a generally nice person every time you deal with her
    >Melodramatic piano prelude like you're fighting the Demon King

    Is there a word for something that doesn't fit at all and yet fits entirely well at the same time?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She gets a lot of buildup as this expert, a stern professional who can take on team Galactic single-handedly, and that people are in awe of her. I feel like the piano theme fits that concept and is meant to make her additionally imposing for the player

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This theme means that if you lose, you have to fight 20 battles with borderline cheating RNG before you get another attempt.

    Gen 3/4 had the best filters.

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    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spenser
      >Kyogre staff
      >A(lpha) tattoos on his arms
      >Doesn't show up in ORAS and gets replaced by some French harlots

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gen 6 really was the turning point huh

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still seething

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The piano music only plays before the fight starts

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not that difficult

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw her have babymaking sex with black men.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I saw her have babymaking sex with black men.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    overrated c**t

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Cynthia she's a really cool dancer. Cynthia boogie to the groove now.”

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    /v/ros, how do I get gf like Cynthia?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be a little boy that defeats her in a Pokemon Battle.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And as adult?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cynthia
          >adults
          Sorry anon, Cynthia's a groomer.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steven >>>>>

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    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gen 3 in general>

      captcha:XD0XN4

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      steven's team is toothless. the only legitimate threat he puts up is metagross. the rest are all either too slow, have easily exploitable weaknesses, or lack offensive pressure. the only real benefit is that you can't just solo sweep his team with a starter unless you're massively overleveled.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Steven
        >good
        Wew. He's one of the absolute easiest champions. Only thing easier is gold/silver.

        Thematical theme building>>>>>>just shoving a bunch of good pokemon together with no theme

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry anon. I also have Cynthia related trauma.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          But Cynthia's team DOES have a theme, anon. She's designed as a mirror to rival battles.
          >exactly one of her team members can have its base form acquired on an ordinary route
          >all five others are far out of the way and/or only accessible to players through in-game gifts
          >ghost/dark lead, dragon ace, no duplicate types in between
          >half the types on her team are "exotic" rather than the customary single electric or psychic type

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steven
      >good
      Wew. He's one of the absolute easiest champions. Only thing easier is gold/silver.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cynthia is for plap plap plap

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >acting smug over pokemon romhacks

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not tough she's just distracting

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it smells like cheese!

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TUN TUN TUN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *frantic orchestra starts playing at full volume*

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get why people like the cynthia theme so much.
    Its not even the best theme in dppt.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ignorance is bliss

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's absolutely no reason outside of nostalgia but my favorite elite 4 member has always been sidney. just reading thsi is always so fricking cool. pumps me up

    Welcome, challenger! I'm Sidney of the Elite Four. I like that look you're giving me. I guess you'll give me a good match. That's good! Looking real good! All right! You and me, let's enjoy a battle that can only be staged here in the Pokémon League!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shame the remake buthered the battle theme

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Blue bodied her in an AI tournament.

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