Play Final Fantasy XIII

Play Final Fantasy XIII

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I already did
    To this day it's the only game to which I've fallen asleep playing, as in literally sleeping sitting with the controller in my hands; in that one section with the huge tower you had to climb up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry you have the attention span of a zoomer, sounds like a truly terrible fate.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I also fell asleep during that boss battle when you’re playing as hope and lightning, its like some giant jellyfish or some shit. Didn’t feel like level grinding to kill it so I just mashed auto battle, took me 58 minutes while My eyes were closed and dozing off

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >grinding in a game with gated levels
        that boss is the casual filter of the game, kind of impressive you survived for 58 minutes though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that and the first fight snow has after getting shiva were the only story encounters that made me die multiple times.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did this recently get a steam release or something? That reminds me, how is the FFVIII remaster? Worth it? Ye or nay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Digital Foundry did a video jerking it off.
      Steam release was in like 2014 or something.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I already did 11 years ago and once was more than enough.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we don't play video games here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to wait until I upgrade my graphics card to play the series at 4K and uncapped fps.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the pc port sucks, witcher 3 runs and looks way better than ff13 on radeon 680M

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Digital Foundry did a video jerking it off.
      Steam release was in like 2014 or something.

      Did this recently get a steam release or something? That reminds me, how is the FFVIII remaster? Worth it? Ye or nay?

      They were updated this year from the ms store version. Just like they did with Nier automata.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How do you display the depots

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mostly positive
        Steam reviews are basically worthless at this point.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          As if. They're only worthless when they don't support your narrative.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, moron.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, it would be much worse reviews if it was released on PC at the same time as the PS3/360 releases. The fact that it came so much later means that the majority of people buying at this point are people who already know they like the game, and everyone else is avoiding it.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eclair sex.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am playing it currently, it's surprisingly not shit, which is pretty rare for the franchise. It's like a competently designed version of FFX.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I used to hate XII back in the day but the zodiac version as well as the direction the IP took with XV and VIIR have changed my mind and i`ve come to like that one. Back in the day the original XII and X-2 were reason enough for me to believe SE had lost it touch so i didn`t really bother with XIII when it came out but as i said, my opinion on XII has changed so there is a chance i could actually care for it now. I`d still need to be properly convinced mind you. Sell it to me, why should i revisit this instead of say... some Zelda titles that are also in my backlog.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I'm playing something much better

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Serah and Show eternal love. Ganker wouldn't get it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >who's snow
      >my cat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah i already played a better JRPG this year that have godtier ending

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Filthy esl

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, never again. Get that trash the frick out of here.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bellybutton piercing
    damn so the ice queen was a bawd this whole time

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    once was enough. great game

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this game. Despite him being a complete homosexual, Spoony's review of FF13 is spot on
    >BUT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YET

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did, Vanille's game was pretty alright.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did but I can't find my gamepass save and don't wanna restart since I was almost done

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played it three times to try and give it a fair shake, it's still absolute dogshit.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can i get a TLDR on lightning returns? Played the first two games and have no idea how the trilogy ends.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just watch the movie on youtube

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      miracle of the universe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lightning kills god and steps off a train in France

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Power of friendship beats god, again. Lightning becomes a regular human in our reality.
      Literally don't bother with the continuity, none of it matters and none of it is interesting.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SEXO CON CLAIRE

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Toriyama must be seething from Yoshida undoing all his hard work to ruin the final fantasy franchise.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather infinite undiscovery or time and eternity instead, something about a massive production that ends up being totally boring is really offensive to me, same with 15

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just looked, $65,000,000 budget for that shit(13), good lord

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They had already spent a ton of money on marketing for the game before it even had a unified vision. The marketing team threw together the mock trailer with all the big flashy numbers and characters attacking in strings of attacks, and the developers liked it so much they used it as inspiration.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the recent shilling of this snorefest of a game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      13 year anniversary was last week

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >shilling

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nice hallway.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i would like to but it isn't on ps4

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already playing Final Fantasy IIIIIIIIIIIIII

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    POST
    THE
    PITS
    WHAT'S UP WITH YOU gayS NOT POSTING THE PITS WHEN QUOTING FFXII

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i did. to the end. on xbox 360
    i've even made multiple attempts to get through it again so i could try to enjoy 13-2 and LR but have yet to succeed.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I see contrarians have grew their hands enough to grab hallway simulator 13

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sazh is alright

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Sazh is based

      He is the only likable character in this game, and his motivation is at least understandable and reasonable

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably one of the worst games I've ever finished.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Caius is the most unique and interesting villain in the series. FF7R Sephiroth is just a Caius full copypaste.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I beat XIII-2 just last week and I have no idea what his deal was. All I remember was that he kept mumbling something about chaos.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >e-girl cursed with quick death and reincarnation due to goddess' gift of foresight
        >tries to kill etro by destroying all timelines in chaos manifest

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >e-girl
          e-girls are supposed to be cute and sexy. She (I forget her name) is neither of those things.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    XIII is more of a VN than XIV. There I said it.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how did they do it bros
      that shit still looks beautiful

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hallway. FFXII was far more impressive for the hardware, era, and scope.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >play the worst and most shit FF game
    lol no i dont think i will

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did, it was fricking shit.
    XIII-2 was alright I guess.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think they were trying to replicate FF7 and failed miserably

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bitch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >belly button piercing

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, just bring it to fricking PS4

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is a good game and a good story there. Sadly the development problems hold it and none of the characters were developed correctly nor combat system. It's sad, it's one of the most beautiful games ever made, even by today's standards. You could easily pass as a current gen game with some touchups.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did. Its the game that finally killed my interest in JRPGs, a genre I use to enjoy going back to the NES.
    I haven't played a single JRPG made since.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sazh is based

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why does a color make you seethe so much, moron? Imagine being such a fragile cuckboy LMAO.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Projecting much?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Projecting much?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You need to be 18 to post here, bud

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do Hope ever get naked in the game?

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    toblerone chocolate sucks massive dick, torrone is kino tho, but what mutts know

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I already did some 5 odd years ago. I thought it was okay and enjoyed it enough to finish.

    XIII-2 on the other hand was a massive pile of shit and I threw the disc out of the tray the moment the credits rolled. I think I had like 70/160 fragments by the time I beat it.
    I've never been so hopelessly bored playing a video game before. Combat was mindless and 90% of all encounters could be won mashing autobattle with the other 10% only requiring an occasional switch to SEN/SEN/SEN. No idea how anyone finds that fun.
    At first I thought it was neat how you could actually game over from the optional bosses but I got fed up when every single area had an encounter like that. Made me avoid big enemies altogether because I knew my Pokemon and crystariums weren't high enough level and I didn't feel like grinding.
    I very much enjoyed how you could throw the Moogle at least. Not just Final Fantasy, but every video game in existence needs that.

    Is Lightning Returns as brutally awful as XIII-2?

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why keep hanging on?

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