>bruh just keep the big ass hunk of meat in the water bath for 17 hours at 120 degrees mang sheiiit
Frick that shit Black personhomosexual, I got monsters to hunt.
The only reason we can eat steak medium rare is because the cow is properly taken care of and kept safe from parasites and disease, at least in first world countries. Something you catch in the wild definitely has to be cooked through for safety, like bear meat for instance.
Now that Dragons Shitma was announced and those cucks are busy circlejerking each other off to their abortion of a game, when will Capcom announce the actual GOOD game we're all waiting for, World 2, a PC exclusive?
are your teeth too soft to chew well done meat? well done meat is the first real food that made apes humans. eating blue or medium meat is cuckold behavior that wannabe alphas choose.
I looked into it ages ago because it was so fricking baffling (after all, well done is basically burned, medium rare should the target and makes the most sense mechanically with how short the window is after rare).
I learned its a translation thing, the actual terms translated direct from japanese are: >Raw Meat - Raw Meat >Rare Steak - Undercooked Meat >Well Done Steak - Browned Meat
Basically, some localizer afraid of flavour or who fell for the bad science of a few decades ago saying you needed to overcook everything to prevent disease decided to name the meats Rare and Well Done (and added the "meat done right!" to well done steaks description) instead of something reasonable (you obviously couldnt call it Rare and Medium rare that would sound autistic), and we live with that decision to this day, even if it seems immediately bizarre to anyone who knows even a little bit about cooking steak.
rare purists are hilarious soon as you put a rare chicken breast in front of them they sperg out and want it well done
youre all posers living by whatever you think makes you a ‘real man’
nope, you can still get parasites off rare and medium rare same as chicken
you are conditioned as a beta male to try and ‘man up’ so you try and imitate alpha ideals like eating raw beef but pussy out when it comes to chicken
Parasites are very rare with modern farming techniques. The worry with chicken is bacteria based illness, which is far less common in red meat.
You're right about rare meat gays all being pussies though.
remember that A.1 steak sauce isn't for proper steak, it's for rescuing shitty steak
such as steak that has been cooked well done, or reheated by some butthole in a microwave
a true steak sauce is peppercorn, stilton or even better bordelaise >there were people on death row who requested well done steak and a bottle of A.1 sauce for their last meal
fricking kek
>a true steak sauce is peppercorn, stilton or even better bordelaise
Finally, someone with some fricking taste. Especially if it's green peppercorn, that shit is sex.
yeah thats right, I order an $80 steak well done, send it back to be cooked even more, then dump ketchup all over it. because nothing makes a meal taste better than watching food homosexuals seethe
I don’t cRe I’ll fricking chow down anything those god tier palico chefs cook it all looks so fricking good holy shit.
I will hunt and kill every fricking electric monkey if I’m coming home to eating that.
If you don't eat your meat raw you should just bend over and take a black dick up your ass because that is the only way you'll ever be able to satisfy anyone sexually
Reminder that medium is objectively the correct way to cook a steak and anything else is deluding yourself. Even funnier since like half the morons out there who are supremacist about "medium rare" actually want medium (the moment the last bit of red turns pink)
Not familiar with english naming system for steak
I make my steak golden brown on the outside and slightly red on the inside but not bloody. What is it called?
just like real life 🙂
When cooking big ass chunks of meat you want to do it well done because the outside will be cooked but the inside will be raw as shit
Ever heard of sous-vide? Or just sticking the thing in the oven?
Thermometers exist, you know
Black person do you see an oven in Monster Hunter?
Yeah? Ever seen what the meowscular chef stands in front of?
>never played MH games
>still respond as if you know what you are talking about
have a nice day. All you have is a spit roast.
Grammeowster has a massive oven in her kitchen. And everyone's favourite special needs hire The Handler installed cute mini ovens into all the camps.
Hope we get a bit of soulful food again for 6, the dango gimmick was a culinary disgrace.
Never played the game, but surely they have some kind of plastic bags?
You could even use some guts for sous-vide if closed properly.
Ovens have been around for thousands of years of course they have ovens
>bruh just keep the big ass hunk of meat in the water bath for 17 hours at 120 degrees mang sheiiit
Frick that shit Black personhomosexual, I got monsters to hunt.
>Ever heard of sous-vide?
I'll just put my birdwyvern thigh in a plastic bag and simmer it in lukewarm water for 6 days.
>6 days
Yeah sure, I can tell you're proficient with a microwave and not much else.
>I'm too moronic to know sarcasm when I see it
Tism strikes again.
enjoy your microplastics poisoning
sous vide is literally well-done
what are you even trying to imply?
>Well Done with steak sauce
Yeah I’m thinking based and delicious
Only bad steaks need sauce.
The only reason we can eat steak medium rare is because the cow is properly taken care of and kept safe from parasites and disease, at least in first world countries. Something you catch in the wild definitely has to be cooked through for safety, like bear meat for instance.
Now that Dragons Shitma was announced and those cucks are busy circlejerking each other off to their abortion of a game, when will Capcom announce the actual GOOD game we're all waiting for, World 2, a PC exclusive?
Parasites in the MonHun world are probably terrifying
If the bugs are any indication, parasites are probably big enough for people to eat too.
are your teeth too soft to chew well done meat? well done meat is the first real food that made apes humans. eating blue or medium meat is cuckold behavior that wannabe alphas choose.
The only argument against well done is that you're losing nutrional value. It's an argument only a poor person who lacks nutrition would make
I looked into it ages ago because it was so fricking baffling (after all, well done is basically burned, medium rare should the target and makes the most sense mechanically with how short the window is after rare).
I learned its a translation thing, the actual terms translated direct from japanese are:
>Raw Meat - Raw Meat
>Rare Steak - Undercooked Meat
>Well Done Steak - Browned Meat
Basically, some localizer afraid of flavour or who fell for the bad science of a few decades ago saying you needed to overcook everything to prevent disease decided to name the meats Rare and Well Done (and added the "meat done right!" to well done steaks description) instead of something reasonable (you obviously couldnt call it Rare and Medium rare that would sound autistic), and we live with that decision to this day, even if it seems immediately bizarre to anyone who knows even a little bit about cooking steak.
rare purists are hilarious soon as you put a rare chicken breast in front of them they sperg out and want it well done
youre all posers living by whatever you think makes you a ‘real man’
bait
in japan rare chicken terriyaki is popular
The Japanese also eat fish thag could straight up kill them.
Kinda admirable in a way.
nope, you can still get parasites off rare and medium rare same as chicken
you are conditioned as a beta male to try and ‘man up’ so you try and imitate alpha ideals like eating raw beef but pussy out when it comes to chicken
Parasites are very rare with modern farming techniques. The worry with chicken is bacteria based illness, which is far less common in red meat.
You're right about rare meat gays all being pussies though.
Subhumans should not participate in this thread. Imagine eating your meat raw. Kys
remember that A.1 steak sauce isn't for proper steak, it's for rescuing shitty steak
such as steak that has been cooked well done, or reheated by some butthole in a microwave
a true steak sauce is peppercorn, stilton or even better bordelaise
>there were people on death row who requested well done steak and a bottle of A.1 sauce for their last meal
fricking kek
>a true steak sauce is peppercorn, stilton or even better bordelaise
Finally, someone with some fricking taste. Especially if it's green peppercorn, that shit is sex.
>Capcom hasn't yet implemented the Gun Sword from Lost Planet 2 as a new weapon class
???
yeah thats right, I order an $80 steak well done, send it back to be cooked even more, then dump ketchup all over it. because nothing makes a meal taste better than watching food homosexuals seethe
You know what really makes me seethe? Watching people eat wienerroaches, yuck!
You know what to do, anon!
that's not seethe, that's just disgust
Yes, master.
MURDER ALL wienerROACHES
MURDER ALL wienerROACHES
MURDER ALL wienerROACHES
MURDER ALL wienerROACHES
INVADERS MUST DIE
I don’t cRe I’ll fricking chow down anything those god tier palico chefs cook it all looks so fricking good holy shit.
I will hunt and kill every fricking electric monkey if I’m coming home to eating that.
If you don't eat your meat raw you should just bend over and take a black dick up your ass because that is the only way you'll ever be able to satisfy anyone sexually
No one cares about your obsession with wiener you massive homo
Ok why don’t you cook bear medium rare you homosexual?
Reminder that medium is objectively the correct way to cook a steak and anything else is deluding yourself. Even funnier since like half the morons out there who are supremacist about "medium rare" actually want medium (the moment the last bit of red turns pink)
Don't care about steak, rare is the perfect way to eat salmon.
Not familiar with english naming system for steak
I make my steak golden brown on the outside and slightly red on the inside but not bloody. What is it called?
That’s medium rare.
monster hunter? more like monster fricker if you know what i mean, i bet you want to frick lizzards and dragons
Well done + ketchup. The choice for true Hunters.