>player make an audible yawn at the table
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>My players and me (GM) all have sleep issues
>We all yawn during gametime
>This can result in yawn chains where five minutes are spent going around the table with one or another yawning.
I remember being taught as a child that audibly yawning was rude. I can't imagine a person being so autistic that they loudly yawn in front of everyone as if they had no shame.
Being rude only matters around complete strangers. Around friends, being rude should not matter because you know one another. Unless you are being detrimental towards someone, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being rude amongst your friends.
You do play with your friends, right?
Being rude matters around friends you fricking moron. But I guess you must be the guy that chews with their mouth open, speaks on the telephone at the game table, and farts expecting everyone to smell the rotten fumes from a lifetime of gastrointestinal abuse.
>being lax means you should be actively trying to be disgusting
And no, you don't speak on the phone at the table because that would be actively detrimental to the game.
Could it be that you actually have autism, Anon?
You accuse others of autism while respecting a board game over established social norms.
Your teacher was old, wrong, fat, stupid, and a reason school shootings happen.
>Your teacher was old, wrong, fat, stupid, and a reason school shootings happen
Is the concept of having parents so foreign to kids these days that they expect to learn manners from a schoolteacher?
Take your meds troony
I'll try to not yawn during work meetings and such. I'm not going to be on guard against yawning when relaxing with my friends, though.
> natural thing that's hard to control is rude
> even if everyone involved understands and has an issue making it harder like
>We all yawn during gametime
>This can result in yawn chains where five minutes are spent going around the table with one or another yawning. says
have you considered that some rules are just not that good? or even that they can be waived by a group?
I have never once yawned from boredom, but if my sleep bullshit gets bad enough I will straight up pass out in the middle of things I am actually enjoying very much. It sucks and I do my best not to let it happen when it effects others, but people understanding makes it easier to manage and less likely to happen in the future.
In the spirit of the thread if not the letter, if you are playing another game on your phone or some shit, just leave man. We'll both be better off.
You'll get to play on your phone and I won't have to get your blood on me.
>have you considered that some rules are just not that good?
Expecting people to not yawn loudly like they are some kind of bear even though people have the ability to yawn quietly without much effort is considered a bad rule? This is like arguing that there's no problem to spit on everyone when you sneeze because it's not a good rule to be expected to cover your mouth or turn away whenever you sneeze.
In what way is spitting on someone comparable to yawning?
Spitting on someone is comparable to yawning loudly.
You are a fricking stranger, good luck.
Nobody in history has yawned from boredom. This is entirely a cartoon thing.
people who get mad when someone yawns certainly seem to think it's real
And people scream and yell when you say that some israelite 2000 years ago was fictional and/or a liar, what's your point? Mental illness comes in all forms and the only cure is to beat it out of them.
Some people are like me, complete night owls and if I don't have something catching my undivided attention I do yawn after a night or two. The thing is though is that means I'm so tired I'll sleep right away.
You sound autistic and from the 19th century.
>I can't imagine a person [being rude]
How the frick do you play elf games with an imagination that limited?
Rudeness depends almost entirely on the setting.
You display autistic tendencies but are claiming people who yawn are autistic? I think you need to go get checked out, buddy.
I feel the same anon. Same with people that literally scream when they sneeze. It's unnecessary. I understand you want to stand out and get attention, but there are better ways to do that you loud yawners/sneezers.
I'm not holding in my sneezes for you and I cover my mouth.
If it's loud, then it's loud.
Frick you.
Suck my dick.
Eat shit.
Die.
Ect.
Depends on the yawn anon. You were probably taught it was rude to do a full on ogre style yawn were you sit there were your wiener holster agape while making unnecessarily loud obnoxious noises and simultaneously outstretching your arms across someone's dinner plate. That would be fricking rude. Yawning while covering your mouth, not making a loud scene and saying a simple "excuse me" should be enough to show you weren't raised by animals.
>calling other people autistic after this spergy spunk of a post
anon, i have news for you
I'm just sleepy. Experiencing a caffeine crash. Don't take it as an indicator of boredom.
Yawns aren't always the sign of being bored. Sometimes it's also a way to cool down your brain.
OH I'M SORRY, IS OUR GAME KEEPING YOU AWAKE?
barely
Do you have some sort of anxiety disorder that makes you interpret basic physiological reactions as personal attacks?
Like autism?
For actual complaints
>Board game
>Player has anything slightly bad happen to him
>Gives up and competely checks out
>player acts strictly because they have no patience and fricks over the rest of the party
Yawning is a compulsive action, do you beat people up for sneezing as well dickface?
I have literally fallen asleep at the table multiple times. Each time my group just let me snooze because I start badly when I wake up on my own and I guess it's more fun that way.
>be anon
>feel a bit sleepy because you slept badly tonight
>yawn
>OP gets autistic and butthurt
That’s means we’re tired of your /misc/chuddery at the table anon
>one of my buddies only plays an Orc Barbarian with a great axe
>DM allows us to describe the way we kill the monster, beast, etc
>Orc Barbarian guy always says “I go up swing—cutting him in two” in different variations
>by the fifth session we all started taking bets on how he cuts the enemy in two or finishing his sentences for him or yawning when he’s describing his attack
>he texts us that he can no longer make it to the sessions and never plays again
Lol
BASED I fricking hate that "how do you kill it" shit every single fricking time you kill something. I have no idea why it's a thing now.
I don't know, but in my experience it's been a thing for at least 15 years so it's not a new thing.
every time you kill something?
edgelords / guro kink
I sometimes let players describe the killing blow if it is a climactic moment. At most once per session. I never heard people do it for every single kill, that is silly.
I ask it for the killing blow on the last creature on a somewhat important encoutner. It usually becomes the player doing some flashy shit (sometimes I make them roll for it, which kills the creature anyway but may make the player fail spectacularly for the laughs) or cutting some part for a token.
With every mosnter tho? get out of here with that gay shit.
some of us are just widdle sweepy boys sorry it's not no one's fault we just sweepy lil lads. 🙁
By audible, do you mean when they make those completely optional whale noises, or when they exhale hard enough that you can hear it? Because those are very different things.
Have you tried not playing D&D?
Best use of that reply in quite a while
I'm surprised it wasn't used sooner. It's very apt.
I've been playing with two different players who started snoring audibly on their mic during combat and RP
We were supposed to break it up at 10. It's 1:30 in the morning.
>GM make an audible yawn at the table
>at least 3 per session
>every damn week
It's actively putting me off the game.