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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chanting blasts out your eardrums

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >OOO-HON-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://files.catbox.moe/1j57ur.wav

      https://files.catbox.moe/aytwtx.wav

      >OOO-HON-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

      https://files.catbox.moe/9g141b.wav

      All the audio files are uncompressed in the game folder.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can upload em to vocaroo and then they can be played through browser instead of getting downloaded
        https://vocaroo.com/1aPErAzdrjIG

        What does the dude in Administrative City say?

        https://vocaroo.com/1byD8XaC2ZRF
        Maybe someone can figure it out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In English version he was saying something to the effect "Confucius says [gibberish] true knowledge."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh you mean that
            The line is (i think)
            >"Confucius says - He who keeps the old akindle and adds new knowledge is fit to be a teacher"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, that's the one. Didn't know akindle is even a word.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh you mean that
                The line is (i think)
                >"Confucius says - He who keeps the old akindle and adds new knowledge is fit to be a teacher"

                This is funny. In a college history class I was fricking around with my professor and literally quoted this and he said, "Confucius had a Kindle?"

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bugman Simulator

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You'd think that they wouldn't frick up translating something as easy as the name of their own country... and it is still translated into a weird ass "Rise of (an) empire", where the word for empire isn't even empire, but "imperial dragon".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Rise of an Imperial Dragon
          That sounds pretty good to me, maybe it was a deliberate namechange

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, it is a shitty way of translating the term "empire", or rather "imperial". It's literally machine-tier. Extra weird, since Middle Kingdom (or Country) is literally what Zhongguo, the Chinese word for China, means. It's the sort of translation that's really fricking weird. To put it into some perspective it's as if Bongs translated "the United Kingdom" as "The Federation of Kingdoms" - makes barely any sense and you would think they would realise what the frick they are translating.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Middle Kingdom is more eyecatching as a title than China.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Middle kingdom = one of the names of China, i knew that much, but having the game just straight up called "rise of china" makes it sound much less appealing and drier than "rise of the dragon" or "rise of the middle kingdom" (in english)

              Middle Kingdom is more eyecatching as a title than China.

              no, "middle kingdom" IS china in chinese. its like Hellas = Greece or Deutschland = Germany, but worldwide its name is china from the qin dynasty due to some etymological frickery

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no, "middle kingdom" IS china in chinese.
                I know you dolt, I'm saying it's more marketable.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But it is not in Chinese "Rise of China". It IS literally the Rise of the Middle Kingdom. So it's like your own example with Hellas = Greece. Or even better, Bundesrepublik Deutschland vs Germany, or, you know, the United States of America vs America or US or whatever.
                Knowing Chink translations, I'm more eager to chalk it up on someone fricking up, rather than it being intentional "poetics", since it doesn't even work like that, it's just plain wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Begon Zoomer 6: Chink Edition

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me why you have the mint available in several missions where bronze is no longer available for collecting nor for trading?

    I feel like for a game going over 3000 years, they could have included some kind of tech tree style of play.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know
      But thankfully you will, once you will move up over the campaigns, you fricking scrub

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand what you are getting at?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Mint mines copper directly from rocks, which continue to be present on maps even after upgrading to Iron. It does not process bronze from your warehouse.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wut?

            I beat all the campaigns knowing that, except for the very final level which crashes my computer for some reason.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              *without knowing that

              But honestly, by the time you are at iron, you can make bank off easy jade carving.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what a great post

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gong xi fa cai!
    Xin nian kuai le!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ping pong ding dong Ching Chong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. moron who never played the game

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does the dude in Administrative City say?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      “I’ll suck your white dick for some opium”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can upload em to vocaroo and then they can be played through browser instead of getting downloaded
      https://vocaroo.com/1aPErAzdrjIG

      [...]
      https://vocaroo.com/1byD8XaC2ZRF
      Maybe someone can figure it out

      The Administrative City is a stock sound of a "busy bazaar" with stock page-flipping sound overlayed on it. It's not even words, those are just sounds, since original was made by people who were told to simply babble like children.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lovely game but it's too damn long

    burned out by fifth campaign. being able to just cheese the rival cities made it unexpectedly unfun

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is early 2000s 2d art perceived by the latest generation of zoomers? Does it still get a pass?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heard people praise the monuments in this game, but I'm at the start of Zhou, and so far they don't seem to do anything, and you can only build them when they're mission goals. Pretty lame compared to the temples of Zeus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Complains about Emperor's monuments
      >While praising and comparing them to Zeus
      What in actual frick? I mean I would get it if you were doing Emperor-Pharaoh comparison. That's something to talk about. But Zeus? Are you off your meds or something? Zeus has the shittiest "monument" building of all three, variety is non-existing and you don't even need those temples for anything (not to mention the only really useful ones are Hades, Artemis and Ares)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And then there is the obvious, at least when one's has even a surface level familiarity with Chinese history:
      You are in Zhou campaign. You won't see any monument construction until Qing and then until Sui-Tang combo (WHY those two are merged together?!), while Han monuments are shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well obviously I'm still in the early part of the game. But so far they don't do anything, from what I read in an earlier thread they don't even increase neighboring desirability, you only build them as mission objectives, and so far they've been the objective that takes longest to achieve, so you don't even get to look at them finished. Compare that to Zeus were you can always choose between multiple temples, and where most (some are legitimately useless) of them have unique advantages. Sure there are obvious tiers of usefulness, and they aren't balanced with construction expensive, but the temples you can build vary between maps. On maps where you can't produce their resources the production gods are very useful, Apollo can kill any monster (though I don't recall him being buildable on any maps with monsters), Aphrodite can greatly increase your tax income, and I don't recall what Hermes did, but I recall him also being useful. Even if their visuals are eventually more diverse, that doesn't change them so far just being occasionally mandatory decoration you slap off into a corner somewhere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretty lame compared to the temples of Zeus.
      You literally build the grand canal and the great wall in this game. That type of scale is only comparable to Pharaoh in the series. Superior to the Disney's Hercules style temples you build in Zeus in every single way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do they have any real utilitarian effect on the map or is it just a matter of building them then moving on to the next map?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Boost ancestor mood, but since they take so damn long to complete, they don't do much.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >loved OST
    >turns out it's by the guy who made total war's music back when it was good
    based Jeff van Dyck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have more images like this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >loved OST
        >turns out it's by the guy who made total war's music back when it was good
        based Jeff van Dyck

        Yes, shortcut to get this screenshot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >zero industrial sector
      >four weavers for that entire city

      hmmmm. sus.

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