>basically admits he imagined her with a throbbing wiener
no he didn't, wordsinmouth-kun, but i guess you're a hot item at sjw parties where it's okay to pretend someone said something simply because you interpret things your way like a feminazi would
sad because he actually doesn't like trannies, especially for the fact that they are cheaters in the sports realm trying to pass off as female so they have easier opponents
he also likes trump btw
>was more than willing to give her the job if she just took her clothes off >was attacked first so was justified in chasing after her with a pen >would've paid $5 million for a weekend but Jane was a greedy b***h
Mark "The King" Thresher never did anything wrong.
I imagine it was supposed to be an FMV game but somehow wound up with not even enough budget for a cheap FMV game so they resorted to photographs instead.
>its the 90s, the advent of digital media, home cameras become affordable and you can even burn it to CD and distribute >people do all sorts of shit to cash in >but no, its money laundering scheme
I share this board with literal vegetables.
what is the guy on the left from? i've seen this and i've seen the 'jak drawing but i've never actually bothered to find out what the source video was.
No one under the age of 30 knows what an AVGN is. The test is basically whether or not you used to check out GameTrailers back when that was a thing. Zoomoids are too young to have done that.
I'm 24 and have known about AVGN since I first started browsing the web in middle school. Are you actually moronic, you know zoomers grew up on the net, right?
You will always see us as moronic underage posters. Even though 2007 is long over. Look at you in your rocking chair while anon has a suit and tie. Still treating him like he was 7.
4 months ago
Anonymous
The widespread illiteracy and shortened attention spans are going to make it a lot more difficult to throw off the mantle of being moronic and underaged than it otherwise would be. When I sincerely post my own thoughts and theories, I don't care whether the broccolihead who responds only to try to insult me is 8 or 88. People who are incapable of sincerity and are too embarrassed by the idea of typing their own thoughts or agreeing with someone else, should not post. This also extends to gen a, maybe even more so.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>anon so used to screaming at people decade younger at him still being kids >anon doesnt realise he's now an old man yelling at clouds
what a sad picture
I'm 24 and have known about AVGN since I first started browsing the web in middle school. Are you actually moronic, you know zoomers grew up on the net, right?
Ah, the flood of FMV cancer back when CD-ROMs were just starting to be a thing.
Makes sense as a thing for terminal contrarians to pretend to be nostalgic about.
I knew of it as PC Gamer's lowest rated game of all time. I think it got 2%.
She was insanely hot though, you have to admit. Even if the game itself was really terrible and stupid, I would absolutely give her the job just to pound her butt silly.
I love watching streamers/tubers play Harvester for the first time, too bad most of them don't get to the all the events. Vargskelethor was a very good watch.
>You know, we get at least 200 qualified applicants for each position here, and without exception, every single solitary applicant is desperate! Do you hear me? Desperate! Do you think I can't see through all this corny melodrama of yours? Do you think I'm an idiot? You're acting. All of you applicants are acting. You're acting like you don't know where your next meal is going to come from. I hate people looking for work. You're all filthy slimes. You're part of that seething, oozing mass of unemployment. Just look at you! You waltzed in here with your perky little face and your bouncy little breasts and you think you're going to walk out with a job. Well, I'm going to kick that sweet little butt of yours out on the street. You and your sniveling little suburban education. You think you can just go into your crying act and get a job any time you want? I'll bet you're a Daddy's Girl. Aren't you? AREN'T YOU? Used to getting what you want whenever you want it? All you have to do is start bawling your little head off and Daddy gives you whatever you want. Well, things are different in the real world! Jobs are for those who are worthy. Jobs are precious and few, as you've just discovered. Perhaps this will be a lesson for you, young lady. Perhaps you'll take your next job seriously- if you can get another job, you peabrained preppy urbain volvo-driving vulva? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THE EMPLOYER'S POINT OF VIEW? Huh? The guy who pays half your Social Security? Who do you think pays your dental and health insurance? Santy Claus? And who do you think pays through the nose on workman's comp when you fake an injury? Do you think jobs grow on trees? Who do you think creates jobs? You don't give a...
the woman who was the inspiration for poison from final fight
Is it >she or she?
she you blind moron
I always thought it was Axl Rose or one of the band members of Poison since there are so many other rock and metal references in the game.
This KILLS futa homosexuals and trannies.
>tons of futa/shemale doujins for decades
>from japan
yeah im suddenly not into futa all of a sudden.
Not really. Every artist just makes futa art of characters no matter what the canon or inspiration says
>based poison off a white woman
>basically admits he imagined her with a throbbing wiener
That really explains the Doujin market for Poison
>basically admits he imagined her with a throbbing wiener
no he didn't, wordsinmouth-kun, but i guess you're a hot item at sjw parties where it's okay to pretend someone said something simply because you interpret things your way like a feminazi would
Video games?
He didn't imagine her that way but you're right about the fan fic market because doujin artists certainly did.
I have no idea how you got that idea from the pic. You are mentally ill or moronic or both
>That really explains the Doujin market for Poison
Doujins are the most definitive proof Akira lost and homosexuals won
sad because he actually doesn't like trannies, especially for the fact that they are cheaters in the sports realm trying to pass off as female so they have easier opponents
he also likes trump btw
>Personally, I think NA Poison as troony, and the Japanese Poison as a real woman.
Huh, just like real life then. This guy was ahead of his time.
Big throbbing futa wiener bros….
There is literally a character named Axl in the game dawg.
She never did HC Porn, but it was close to film one with Asia Carrera at her peak.
Bootsy got brain damaged by TDS, this year will be worse for him.
Kyle and James seems to be on good terms again.
Mike is working with AVGN scripts again And possibly backpedaling on the shit he said in the past
Does James have Time?
what shit?
Very strange "game".
and this game is the blueprint for all snoy movie game exclusives, god of war, last of us, spiderman etc. just add Black folk and troonys
>villains who did nothing wrong
>was more than willing to give her the job if she just took her clothes off
>was attacked first so was justified in chasing after her with a pen
>would've paid $5 million for a weekend but Jane was a greedy b***h
Mark "The King" Thresher never did anything wrong.
did he actually have $5 million?
He literally did nothing wrong.
It's a player choice.
The player is the real villain
All I remember about that game is that the protagonist is pretty ripped.
he also seemed like a gay porn star
>the only thing i remember about this game starring a sexy blonde with huge breasts is this guy's immaculately chiseled pecs
kek homosexual
>I will never be this good looking or this fit
It was rigged from the start.
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
>
NO!
>is undressed in the next scene
The dude just sitting on his bike in the parking lot the entire time kills me
T A K E
What a pervert!
they can if they want to
Found this old site.
https://www.digitpress.com/reviews/plumbersdontwearties.htm
Always cool finding old blogs.
Thank you anon, I'm reading it now.
Old usenets conversations are the best
>click the "COMMENTS? Post them HERE"
>redirects to forum
>2600 users online
u wot m8
When's the remaster out?
So what was the point of this "game"? It had to have been a money laundering scheme for sure.
You need to stop using this term for everything.
money laundered reply
wiener laundering mother
I imagine it was supposed to be an FMV game but somehow wound up with not even enough budget for a cheap FMV game so they resorted to photographs instead.
A very comfy slideshow of early 90s California.
That was comfy indeed, especially during the Hollywood walk of fame part.
>its the 90s, the advent of digital media, home cameras become affordable and you can even burn it to CD and distribute
>people do all sorts of shit to cash in
>but no, its money laundering scheme
I share this board with literal vegetables.
Plumbers are Chads!
what is the guy on the left from? i've seen this and i've seen the 'jak drawing but i've never actually bothered to find out what the source video was.
It’s James Youniverse (it’s on the wiki). The specific video it’s from isn’t known (he deleted all his old videos).
Wasn't it his reaction to a Star Wars trailer like Eric Butts
>TAKE YER DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
what did he mean by this?
>I'M GONNA RAPE YOU
Boomers shat their stomachs out at this humor
I should go back and rewatch old AVGN
She never did nudes did she
Pretty sure the literal game has her exposed breasts with a cheat code
She did. Quite corking.
She did a shitton of topless and nude wrestling under the name Hollywood.
>and nude wrestling under the name Hollywood.
hollywood was her Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling alias
that was not a nude wrestling promotion
True, but California Wildcats was, and she used it there, too.
>nude wrestling
I didn't know that was a real thing.
That's literally how it started
there's tons of them dude
ballgags, tied up, the works
Pretty sure she did. Randomly found her once on myvideo when that used to be a great place to find feet videos back in the day.
First ever cinematic video game. Eat it sony
nobody would ever know this game existed if it wasnt for ecelebs
Only reason they know is because last year they released a definitive edition
bald
I really hate how mods and jannies have been deleting AVGN threads, was going to talk about how it lost it soul
No more James and Mike Mondays.
But honestly seeing Kyle and Bootsy gradually go their separate ways was really depressing.
This whole image is pure soul, just kicking back with the boys and gaming together on the couch.
No, it's because of the AVGN.
No one under the age of 30 knows what an AVGN is. The test is basically whether or not you used to check out GameTrailers back when that was a thing. Zoomoids are too young to have done that.
I'm 24 and have known about AVGN since I first started browsing the web in middle school. Are you actually moronic, you know zoomers grew up on the net, right?
>I'm 24
KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS
Only the most quality posts on Ganker.
You will always see us as moronic underage posters. Even though 2007 is long over. Look at you in your rocking chair while anon has a suit and tie. Still treating him like he was 7.
The widespread illiteracy and shortened attention spans are going to make it a lot more difficult to throw off the mantle of being moronic and underaged than it otherwise would be. When I sincerely post my own thoughts and theories, I don't care whether the broccolihead who responds only to try to insult me is 8 or 88. People who are incapable of sincerity and are too embarrassed by the idea of typing their own thoughts or agreeing with someone else, should not post. This also extends to gen a, maybe even more so.
>anon so used to screaming at people decade younger at him still being kids
>anon doesnt realise he's now an old man yelling at clouds
what a sad picture
Can confirm as another 24 year old i knew who AVGN was since i was a kid
It's a good thing I'm not under the age of 30 then isn't it?
>no one under the age of 30 knows who AVGN is
>I am under 30 and know who he is
>KYS!!!!!!!!
Actually senile
Ah, the flood of FMV cancer back when CD-ROMs were just starting to be a thing.
Makes sense as a thing for terminal contrarians to pretend to be nostalgic about.
I knew of it as PC Gamer's lowest rated game of all time. I think it got 2%.
yes, and?
where do i find her uncensored nudes?
you don't want to, trust me. very ugly pussy and fake tatas. just use the power of imagination.
Someone take a ban for the boys and post her breasts already for frick sake
golden era GB. never again.
>Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, Japan
and the sequel?
Oh god, can you imagine if Seedy Eye games makes this after they wrap up their surprisingly decent meme games?
She was insanely hot though, you have to admit. Even if the game itself was really terrible and stupid, I would absolutely give her the job just to pound her butt silly.
get it?
NO!
I DON'T GET IT
anybody else enjoy watching game grumps play through these games?
Their fans send them in a ton of these so they're like the go to for me
>game grumps
are you literally 12 years old?
I love watching streamers/tubers play Harvester for the first time, too bad most of them don't get to the all the events. Vargskelethor was a very good watch.
Why don't 19 year old girls look like this anymore?
She was 30
You could tell she's a hag.
>You know, we get at least 200 qualified applicants for each position here, and without exception, every single solitary applicant is desperate! Do you hear me? Desperate! Do you think I can't see through all this corny melodrama of yours? Do you think I'm an idiot? You're acting. All of you applicants are acting. You're acting like you don't know where your next meal is going to come from. I hate people looking for work. You're all filthy slimes. You're part of that seething, oozing mass of unemployment. Just look at you! You waltzed in here with your perky little face and your bouncy little breasts and you think you're going to walk out with a job. Well, I'm going to kick that sweet little butt of yours out on the street. You and your sniveling little suburban education. You think you can just go into your crying act and get a job any time you want? I'll bet you're a Daddy's Girl. Aren't you? AREN'T YOU? Used to getting what you want whenever you want it? All you have to do is start bawling your little head off and Daddy gives you whatever you want. Well, things are different in the real world! Jobs are for those who are worthy. Jobs are precious and few, as you've just discovered. Perhaps this will be a lesson for you, young lady. Perhaps you'll take your next job seriously- if you can get another job, you peabrained preppy urbain volvo-driving vulva? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THE EMPLOYER'S POINT OF VIEW? Huh? The guy who pays half your Social Security? Who do you think pays your dental and health insurance? Santy Claus? And who do you think pays through the nose on workman's comp when you fake an injury? Do you think jobs grow on trees? Who do you think creates jobs? You don't give a...
Literally what did he do wrong?
Wore ties
>plumbers don't wear ties? more like plumbers don't wear AAAAAASSSSSSS!!
That particular s*ylet is quite good, but ths film it leaves on that glass is unappealing
DAMN!
I HAD NO IDEA SHE'D ACTUALLY DO IT
Is she wearing that lingerie properly? Shouldn't the underwire line up with the bottom of your bust?
definitely looks a bit lower than it should be
And the panties go over the garters, or else you'd have to strip completely naked to pee.
Mommy
Did that remaster actually happen?
Yes, was released a couple months ago. Don't know why they're not releasing it on Steam.
YOU'RE DISGUSTING *punch*
AAA 'cinematic' slop released today owes its success to a true pioneer
kek i actually kind of want this but man
>limited run
why did he do it bros
¿ʇi ʇǝפ
NO! I don't get it!
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
Still more of a game than the last of cucks, god of onions, etc
>her BDSM fetish porn images
ha
But he does wear a tie.
So he's clearly not a plumber
But he has a plumber's gait
he had a plunger in one scene
This could be anybody's plunger
YOU CAN'T EVEN TRUST THE DAMN TITLE
HE'S GOT A GUN
*chases you*
*catchy music plays*
>Plumbers don't wear ties
>The plumber literally wears a tie
What did they mean by this?
A FRICKING CHICKEN MASK
THERE ARE DOGS CLAPPING
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW DOGS WERE WATCHING
>We will never go back to soulfull era AVGN like plumbers episode
Bros...
AND HOW IS IT LATER THAT NIGHT? IT'S NOT NIGHT. IT'S NOT. FRICKING. NIGHT.
what the frick was his problem?
finally, a good thread.
Didn't Civvie "Frick whitey" 11 make a video on this?
I have foggy memories about this tuber. But I heard he also shilled Starfield or is that GGman? Damn, it's been long since I followed them
Now see how your sick curiosity led into this mess?
My god.
What kind of perverted monster ARE YOU?
The karate chick is cute
Simply epic
>altf4
>uninstall
>submit refund ticket
Simple as that
>these problematic elements were as wrong then as they are today
Isn't this the exact same wording from the TR remake?
Do you enjoy playing video games?
Wouldnt a plumbers tie get covered in dookie
Hence why they don't wear them
holy fricking garbage boomer thread
Black folk arent even pretending to be talking about video game either
filtered zoomer will never touch a 3DO
so is the remaster fapable or not?
i dont mind a retro fap
Hollywood is unironically hot
Those are some nice gazongas