Pokemon are NOT "freinds"

All this "your pokemon are your friends" are such bullshit. Friendship requires equal power relations which is impossible between pokemon and trainer, even with the nicest trainer in the world. It's a LIE, a lie to cover up the inconvenient truth to trivialize the unequal power dynamic between trainer and pokemon.

First of all, they don't consent to their trainers. Their entire automy is stripped away with their freedom tied to their trainer. They are ordered to carry out any task the trainers wish, whether it's blood sports, or some other utility like climbing rocks, lighting caves, or modes of transport. So basically, they are tools. Villain gangs might be bad people, but at least they're honest about treating their pokemon like tools. So yeah, they are correct, pokemon are tools not friends, because you don't exploit your friends or order them to do things that you want. The only thing worse than people that do bad things are people who do bad things that act righteous. That's literally every trainer in the pokemon world who are supposed to be "the good guys".

N was right, anyone that actually respected their pokemon would not hold them captive to be summoned at will. They are not familiars that signed a contract, they're just beings that were either forcefully abducted after minding their own business, or bred out of their natural habitat to fulfill the wishes of the humans in a life or servitude, like a slave.

There is no justice in the pokemon world.

END THE HYPOCRISY! POKEMON LIBERATION NOW!

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shup up harmonia

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRO GET A LIFE, THESE ARE FICTIONAL CREATURES

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokémon Black / White 1/2 pretty much tells you that Pokémon only obey you because the Pokéball brainwashes them into being more friendly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of BW is that everything Team Plasma is saying is bullshit. You can tell by the fact that it goes against what the franchise itself has told us since day 1.

      Poke Balls don't do anything other than act as a method of transportation for Pokemon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? No, BW tells you the exact opposite.

        bw2 retracts this, after realizing that it contradicted bw1's entire concept. see

        So Hugh's sister Liepard didn't leave because it loved team plasma?
        And why is it staying inside its pokeball if it's clearly not friendly towards her?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? No, BW tells you the exact opposite.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >iris
        >a reliable source of lore and information
        good one anon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Characters in fiction are never wrong, the writers wrote that dialogue for a reason.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's Drayden talking.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So Hugh's sister Liepard didn't leave because it loved team plasma?
        And why is it staying inside its pokeball if it's clearly not friendly towards her?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          bw2 retracts this, after realizing that it contradicted bw1's entire concept. see [...]

          BW2 didn't retract anything, it just acknowledged that Pokemon can bond even to bad people, that was the whole point of the Plasma house.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have a Charizard
        >throw ball to summon it
        >it doesn't like you
        >picks up the ball and flies away
        >the vast majority of people can never catch it again because of the anti-theft mechanisms

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          if this happens you can go to your pc and recall it manually

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >because of the anti-theft mechanisms
          Those are just other trainers, note every game says the other trainer swatted the ball away.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      like this shit i guess. forgive me haven't play bw/bw2. shocking i know.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pokemon are NOT "freinds"
    They are literally sex slaves

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Pokemon were real, my method of training would involve abuse rather then friendship.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*tips fedora*

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    N stopped caring about pokemon when he got his dick wet like a true traitor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      N is a cautionary tale about allowing your pure judgment to be clouded by lust and the pursuit of ass/pussy.
      When you start thinking with the wrong head, you fail the people you ought to care the most about.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        anyways i'd still frick him

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The canon is that wild Pokemon battle you to determine if you're worthy to train them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using the anime as hard canon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not from THE anime, that's from the nu-anime with Liko and Roy

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anime
    >canon

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon are our wives.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >games say Pokemon can leave if they want to
    >anime says Pokemon only get captured if they want to be
    Wow, I can't believe a children's series isn't dark and edgy. They should make it more like that PETA parody game.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hi Ghetsis. still believe in this liberation thing 13 years later, eh?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would only use a mindbreaking device on my Zoroark wife if there's a potential chance some homosexual would chuck a ball at her, possibly separating us forever. And only if she's okay with that beforehand

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God isn't real
    Free will isn't real either
    Pokemon. Are. Not. Your. Friends.
    They are just a bunch of glorified digital coding on a computer.
    They. Are. Not. Real.
    Stop being a bunch of babies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men.
      Cannot.
      Be.
      Babies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's where a Ditto comes in to help you both

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this is true then why did my Ninetales say yes when I proposed to her?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Pokemon you see are the ones that want to fight. The vast majority stay hidden from humans.

    They test your strength by using all of theirs to fight for their freedom. Reducing their health without causing them to faint shows not only wit as it was bested by equal strength, but also compassion as you showed it mercy.

    You bestow upon them incomparable power through training and evolution that is unattainable in the wild, and in return they use that power on your behalf.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why cant i be friends with people where theres a large power differential? I mean if we like eachotehrs company it seems fine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back to

      [...]

      with you. This board is for the superior human race ONLY.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So true. Like really. I've Always thought that since thé 4g with N, thé freedom about Pokémon question being asked for thé first Time for me.

    Maybe moewss (idk in english thé Team Rocket's cat) is free, we always sée him out of pokeballs etc. Hé could juste walk away or even talk to his trainer about it. So he's either happy either vey well indotricated...

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Friendship requires equal power relations
    Welp Johnny, I got that promotion.
    Looks like we can't be friends anymore, OP wills it.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My partner Lucario evolved and got stronger from our friendship.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no lucario gf to huff your scent on your clothes

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please help me find that one CBT pic of a smug Sneasel/Weavile splitting a humans wiener into 2

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be quiet pokemarxist.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    N only changed his mind because that's what the franchise needed. The enslavement of Pokemon HAS to be moral for the franchise to continue.
    Gamefreak will never seriously tackle these issues because themes of animal liberation are fricking poison to the bottom line. Most people aren't interested in those types of stories, anyways.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. butthurt Weavile
    Are you still mad because I Mach Punched your b***h ass last Friday?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're not "freinds": they're actually FRIENDS. The ESL has become self-aware.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, pokemon aren't friends, they're wives and mothers for your children.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon are friends with benefits

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >First of all, they don't consent to their trainers.
    Don't the pokeballs literally work like that? Hence they can break out?

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >abducted after minding their own business
    I was the one minding my own business. I was just walking through the grass and they attacked me.

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