What the frick were they thinking? It looks like some Marry Kate and Ashley PS2 game from 2004.
You don't even need character creation in a TCG game, and if you do, at least make them anime characters in a Pokemon center lobby or something. Fricking SOMETHING.
I CAN'T STAND IT IT'S A ZILLIOAN DOLLAR CORPORATION
>that TCG deluxe suitcase >Pokemon Go and Master sex… again >release date of the expansion pass >more about detective Pikach
That’s all >but muh BW leaks >but muh PMD
Stay delusional if you want, but don’t cry like a b***h afterwards
>>but muh BW leaks
For the sake of my sanity after the "Battle Frontier project has started!" and Diamond/Pearl remakes, I hope they're just rumors and nothing more
>I hope they're just rumors and nothing more
It's literally just people being moronic
https://twitter.com/Riddler_Khu/status/1680186535336108032
Leaker is a moron who does stupid riddles for Scarlet & Violet but people are assuming it's for a future Unova game
battle frontier was shit content and it was good it was replaced with something fun
emerald was/is one of the best games in the franchise but it baffles me how people latched onto the worst part of it
It’s people who are pvp averse but want to feel like they are good at Pokemon battling. And even though the 7 star raids are hard people don’t consider that “real Pokemon”’because it’s against wild Pokemon+not pvp rules
are you still expected to train teams legitimately for comp, or is it just a "Everyone does it no one talks about it" kind of thing
11 months ago
Anonymous
The latter, but with insane puritanical screeching and threats if you get caught
11 months ago
Anonymous
how do you even get caught
i know there was some sort of "legitimacy sticker" they added a few gens ago but then you can just put that on in the generator too
11 months ago
Anonymous
You can fake the sticker but pokemon fans are highly autistic and will check your rental teams if they can get ahold of them and check if they're genned. The guy that makes the tool for genning pokemon even does it to people lmao
11 months ago
Anonymous
>The guy that makes the tool for genning pokemon even does it to people lmao
Just for the record he does it to make fun of people for being morons since genning pokemon that look legit is easy and you'd have to be a moron to make an illegal mon.
>Single player content is shit, I want to fight lazily designed shitty wild pokemon bosses with a bunch of morons instead of having anything meaningful to do
this. gen v is already nu-pokemon dogshit that ruined the seriers.
what are they going to do add more Black folk? more ice cream pokemon? give every gym leader 2 pokemon instead of 3?
>give every gym leader 2 pokemon instead of 3?
This I can't understand, by the second gym you have a team of six pokemon, in S/V none of the fricking gym leaders even have a full team
>Scarlet & Violet Mew Event >Scarlet & VIolet Mewtwo Tera Raid >Detective Pikachu Returns footage >Pokemon GO/Masters EX/ Cafe Remix/Unite/Sleep news >Pokemon Worlds Championships >Pokemon TCG news >Pokemon Concierge news >Either a music video or a nostalgia video that goes over all the generations >Scarlet & Violet DLC news, 1-2 new Pokemon revealed, a new Tera Mask Gimmick shown
And maybe a reveal of a brand new Mystery Dungeon game if we're really lucky.
But remember, every single Pokee-girl is a lesbian.
I expect them to walk out with Gardewives they've cultivated in Nihon exclusively-patented artificial wombs. >You get a Gardewife! >And you get a Gardewife!
Fricking imagine they really created real female gardevoirs as girlfriends and also they introduce artificial wombs and will announce something like this. "Pokemon GO made people go outside, pokemon SLEEP made people sleep better, now its time to solve incel and low birthrate problems."
I expect that a bunch of braindead idiots are going to spam whatever low-quality garbage is being passed off as pokemon these days on Ganker instead of the containment board where it belongs.
Probably something about international release of the new anime since tpci are apparently too worthless to manage a simulpub and the community have had to step up to sub it
It's pretty good it's got an actual adventure plot beyond drive to be the best and advances that plot at a decent pace, if you're gonna give it a try bear in mind episodes 1 and 2 are meant to be viewed at the same time, you might get a wrong idea watching just 1 at first, a male co protag shows up soon after as well. you do have to be willing to tolerate a certain amount of streamer shit with the girl protag being big into one but I guess that's what the kids are into these days
explain this tranime nonsense to someone who doesn't speak moon runes
she's mocking him for failing to defeat a bunch of kids (the protagonists)
It's pretty good it's got an actual adventure plot beyond drive to be the best and advances that plot at a decent pace, if you're gonna give it a try bear in mind episodes 1 and 2 are meant to be viewed at the same time, you might get a wrong idea watching just 1 at first, a male co protag shows up soon after as well. you do have to be willing to tolerate a certain amount of streamer shit with the girl protag being big into one but I guess that's what the kids are into these days
[...]
she's mocking him for failing to defeat a bunch of kids (the protagonists)
[...]
Yes
Also there is an adult supporting class close in importance to the kids as well
I'm afraid Ash beat you to that one, and then Friede probably beat you again since she's playing a new completely different pikachu in the new series as well
they have never mentioned NSO in a pokemon presents ever
why would they do it now?
it's like absolute single digit IQ morons thinking a pokemon game will be announced in a Nintendo Direct and then going full moron when there's zero pokemon in a Nintendo Direct
>it's like absolute single digit IQ morons thinking a pokemon game will be announced in a Nintendo Direct and then going full moron when there's zero pokemon in a Nintendo Direct
Did you not watch the last Direct?
And in return destroyed any sense of mystery or uniqueness the game could ever offer, no longer do you want to see what's at the end of a dungeon, it's just ticking off checkboxes
its gonna be mobile game fluff for 10 mins then dlc showcase for the last 25 mins
anyone expecting them to announce anything major during this is on weapons grade copium, pokemon never makes major announcements until they are done selling you the last thing.
>Expectations?
Disappointment, even if it's something I once wanted and get I will still end up disappointed. But realistically it's just going to be mostly shitty mobile games and more news on the gen 9 dlc and detective pikachu stuff probably
Maybe if we're lucky they will announce another spinoff game since those are the only games that have a chance of not being shit in the franchise anymore but given how much tpci hates them we probably won't
Everything we know points towoards the project being indefinitely shelved.
It will never be officially cancelled since Hollywood doesnt officially announce a project is cancelled, they just quitely let it fall into the background until everyone forgets about it.
>>New legends game >Not gonna happen
why, exactly?
i mean I know you're going to throw some random shitposting, but try to come up with a reason
they ditched mainline for the first time in history to make legends, why do you think it's impossible for that to happen again?
don't tell anyone >content updates for previous mobile games (go, ex, unite) >promo event for pokemon sleep >scarlet/violet DLC details, release dates >detective pikachu returns extra trailer (release oct 6)
genuinely not a single thing they could release that would make me excited about pokemon anymore, especially if its made by GF.
if its another mystery dungeon, ill give it a shot, but im not going out of my way to play it. the spark is long gone, as well as their quality control
Here's the asia english one, not sure if any other stream is up yet, according to this it's in half an hour but that may just be when they start streaming a still image or something
Here's the asia english one, not sure if any other stream is up yet, according to this it's in half an hour but that may just be when they start streaming a still image or something
maybe there will be a slight difference or 2 from the western english one but I doubt it will be anything that significant, might even get more subs and less dubs
God I would kill even just for an OR/AS Switch port with Battle Frontier + Gym Rematches at this point
I hate Game Freak so fricking much, why does every new game in this series have to be tepid dogshit
I remember getting really happy as a kid thinking where these games would be in 10, 20 years' time given the advances of technology and now look where we are
It’s a combo of them having the same deadline as the 2D games despite them not being experienced with console level modelling and them not having to try because cultists will buy it anyway
>despite them not being experienced with console level modelling
They don't even do half of the work since the pokemon and player models are outsourced to creatures.
I seriously can't believe people are still pushing this idea that like
Gamefreak just copies and pastes the models into the game and then 95% of the work is done
>Gamefreak just copies and pastes the models into the game and then 95% of the work is done
You're not being serious are you?
Anon, every gen 1 to 5 model was first made for the pokedex 3d/pro which admittedly was kind of fun since the pro version had quizzes and voice acting for pronunciation
They've barely had any alterations over the years.
Do they ever announce physical merch at these things? I want a model kit of the Brave Asagi, they gave out those cardboard models of it with that Japanese magazine so it doesn't seem totally impossible, I just have my doubts about it being in a presents, still the market for plastic models has gotten a lot bigger the last few years I think so maybe it's possible
>What are the chances of the DLC actually going live now
ZERO
the DLC is finished already but no way is it dropping in the dead of summer when they mentioned fall like 20 times
CHRIS BROWN IS A POKEMON
DARK/FIGHTING SPECULATED TYPING
THE CHRIS BROWN POKEMON IS ALWAYS MALE TYPING AND DOES BONUS DAMAGE AGAINST FEMALE OPPONENT POKEMON
Ever since America took a bigger place in Gamefreak decisions, Pokemon games have gone to shit, the only one decently feeling like the good old times was Arceus
First time I tried to use it i couldn't even get it to work right, although I went back years later and got it working, decided the game was shit, I only installed it because I ended up with a physical deck precon that came with a code
and here comes the homosexual poketard to defend his beloved nostalgia crap franchise
why didnt you click the link and read through the contents? i remember how they were promoting lgbtqia+ and non whites in gen 1
Yeah thought they would show this, wonder what the japs who are already like 20 episodes in are seeing right now, no fricking reason they couldn't have had it out in english day 1, even dubbed, good thing there are fansubs
MOBILE GAAAAAAAAAAAMES I LOVE POKEMON GO I LOVE POKEMON MASTERS I LOVE POKEMON CAFE SHUFFLE I LOVE POKEMON SLEEP I LOVE POKEMON FRICK MY butthole FOR IOS AND ANDROID
You just know detective gaysexachu was a 3DS game lazily shifted to the switch
pretty sure there was rumors of a sequel since the first game released but it just disappeared
it would explain why the game looks like dogshit phone game
>shitty ports for absolute morons that are too brain damaged to emulate 20 year old games >good
Literally kys
They didn't even bother to port the japan exclusive sequel of TCG because FRICK YOU
HOLY SHIT IS THAT
IS THAT MEWTWO??
FROM
HOLY SHIT ITS MEW
MEW FROM
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i wouldn't mind if the normal clothes looked like this, especially over the garbage we got
Still no skirts though
Isn't that tease of the little turtle at the end meaningless to the vast majority of the audience outside japan who haven't seen the new anime due to TPCIs gross incompetence in getting international releases out
unfortunately the palworld dev hasn't finished a game and just leaves their games to die so i don't have high hopes for palworld despite being pokemon with guns
we superman 64 now, least it's better than vrooom in the night sky
reminds me I haven't watched the few most recent videos since i've been away from home, i'll do that after this and it will be more worthwhile than watching this was
I hope the game is good because none of these pokémon ones will be
Imagine being a Dipplin.
You want to evolve into a dragon or a dragon turtle pie thing but your trainer dips you into red caramel trapping your body and ensuring you'll never evolve.
All mobileshit and TCG GBC/Pokémon Stadium 2 to NSO, a Detective Pikachu 2 trailer that reveals jack shit we didn't know about, awful awkward soundless anime trailers, Mewtwo terraraids in SV and now an overview of the SV DLC (again).
If we can get that sexy photographer surely the women and gays should get a sexy rendition of Todd from pokémon snap as well
I could go for some frozen chocolate mochi right now, man I would love to go to one of those japanese festivals, I think this year they did something themed after one in my capital city but I didn't realize until it had already passed
Absolutely god awful and a waste of time
I literally have TCG 2 on my switch right now, I am physically unable to do the onions face when those frickers show me roms
Raikou gave me a kek, so it's going to be a 0.1/10 from me
>no postgame battle facilities >just stupid ass story shit and worthlesss gimmick such as more photo angles
duuuuude i pirated sv and i still feel ripped off
what the shit
>now proudly presenting, pokemon shoe- >huh, what's that? the entire stock? you told me detroit was the safest place to store them! >...you said cheapest? not safest? tomato, potato; this is on your head, shinji >sorry about that folks! now presenting! uh. ehm. oh right, this'll do: paldean pokemon in pokemon go! >y-yay! exciting right?
It's 3 hours from now
I just want a good tcg client
WHY does Live still have 2006-era avatars?
The biggest thing I hate about live is the blurry cards
literally have to zoom every card to read it
>The biggest thing I hate about live is the blurry cards
This is the worst part. It's like Unity is doing something with the mipmaps or whatever.
>WHY does Live still have 2006-era avatars?
What the frick were they thinking? It looks like some Marry Kate and Ashley PS2 game from 2004.
You don't even need character creation in a TCG game, and if you do, at least make them anime characters in a Pokemon center lobby or something. Fricking SOMETHING.
I CAN'T STAND IT IT'S A ZILLIOAN DOLLAR CORPORATION
>that TCG deluxe suitcase
>Pokemon Go and Master sex… again
>release date of the expansion pass
>more about detective Pikach
That’s all
>but muh BW leaks
>but muh PMD
Stay delusional if you want, but don’t cry like a b***h afterwards
>>but muh BW leaks
For the sake of my sanity after the "Battle Frontier project has started!" and Diamond/Pearl remakes, I hope they're just rumors and nothing more
>no pwt
>no subway
>no white tree/black tower
cope
They will announce a remake and it’s going to be complete dogshit no doubt … but not today
They will announce it next year
>I hope they're just rumors and nothing more
It's literally just people being moronic
https://twitter.com/Riddler_Khu/status/1680186535336108032
Leaker is a moron who does stupid riddles for Scarlet & Violet but people are assuming it's for a future Unova game
battle frontier was shit content and it was good it was replaced with something fun
emerald was/is one of the best games in the franchise but it baffles me how people latched onto the worst part of it
It’s people who are pvp averse but want to feel like they are good at Pokemon battling. And even though the 7 star raids are hard people don’t consider that “real Pokemon”’because it’s against wild Pokemon+not pvp rules
>pvp averse
I would do pvp battles if training a proper team didn't take 10 years
are you still expected to train teams legitimately for comp, or is it just a "Everyone does it no one talks about it" kind of thing
The latter, but with insane puritanical screeching and threats if you get caught
how do you even get caught
i know there was some sort of "legitimacy sticker" they added a few gens ago but then you can just put that on in the generator too
You can fake the sticker but pokemon fans are highly autistic and will check your rental teams if they can get ahold of them and check if they're genned. The guy that makes the tool for genning pokemon even does it to people lmao
>The guy that makes the tool for genning pokemon even does it to people lmao
Just for the record he does it to make fun of people for being morons since genning pokemon that look legit is easy and you'd have to be a moron to make an illegal mon.
It hasn’t been hard to max out Pokemon for like 5 years
>Single player content is shit, I want to fight lazily designed shitty wild pokemon bosses with a bunch of morons instead of having anything meaningful to do
got called out like the shitter you are a minute before your post lmao
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mobile game updates
exact same scarlet violet dlc trailer as the nintendo direct from june
animated music video for shitty jrock band
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Board culture, sorry cheddar.
>Board culture
of the fricking /vp/ containment board moron
I wanna see how they'll butcher gen 5 with remakes
gen 5 is already the bottom of the barrel, and can't be made worse in any way whatsoever
this. gen v is already nu-pokemon dogshit that ruined the seriers.
what are they going to do add more Black folk? more ice cream pokemon? give every gym leader 2 pokemon instead of 3?
>more ice cream pokemon?
They got lazy with pokemon designs in gen 3
>give every gym leader 2 pokemon instead of 3?
This I can't understand, by the second gym you have a team of six pokemon, in S/V none of the fricking gym leaders even have a full team
Almost no gym leaders in the entire series have a full team. That criticism is not valid for just one game
Of course it's valid, most of the games I've played had full 6 pokemon teams on most of the gym leaders
>Scarlet & Violet Mew Event
>Scarlet & VIolet Mewtwo Tera Raid
>Detective Pikachu Returns footage
>Pokemon GO/Masters EX/ Cafe Remix/Unite/Sleep news
>Pokemon Worlds Championships
>Pokemon TCG news
>Pokemon Concierge news
>Either a music video or a nostalgia video that goes over all the generations
>Scarlet & Violet DLC news, 1-2 new Pokemon revealed, a new Tera Mask Gimmick shown
And maybe a reveal of a brand new Mystery Dungeon game if we're really lucky.
But remember, every single Pokee-girl is a lesbian.
>8/8
Dungeonitis
i already have my groudons prepared
Just something detective Pikachu related
I expect them to walk out with Gardewives they've cultivated in Nihon exclusively-patented artificial wombs.
>You get a Gardewife!
>And you get a Gardewife!
what abotu the gardevoirs (male)
Fricking imagine they really created real female gardevoirs as girlfriends and also they introduce artificial wombs and will announce something like this. "Pokemon GO made people go outside, pokemon SLEEP made people sleep better, now its time to solve incel and low birthrate problems."
>Japan's populace becomes 40% half-pokemon int he next 5 years
>"Pokemon GO made people go outside, now it's time for men to come inside"
ftfy
>troonyvoir
Ill stick to REAL waifumons
I want them to finally start insulting the fanbase verbally. Like you have the CEO come on stage and say "buy the game b***hes"
I expect that a bunch of braindead idiots are going to spam whatever low-quality garbage is being passed off as pokemon these days on Ganker instead of the containment board where it belongs.
anon Ganker is the containment board
why do you think there are like 10 or so """containment""" boards for talking about video games, isn't that odd?
new mainline game or a remaster or something to remove the bad taste from violet
>remove the bad taste from the best selling game in years
I don't see it.
going from 0 to 1 is still shit
Actually going from 0 to 1 is literally an infinite improvement.
Think so. Swsh ran like hot ass too and was literally bricking people's switches on release.
doesnt it look and run like shit tho?
But SV was an objective improvement on the last mainline game and is like the third highest selling in the franchise?
Probably something about international release of the new anime since tpci are apparently too worthless to manage a simulpub and the community have had to step up to sub it
Oh right speaking of the anime some of you might not have seen this yet
Is this shit any good? I haven't watched Pokemon since I was a kid but the E7 director being on it sounds interesting.
It's decent I guess
Way way way better than Ashnime even if it's not really a hard thing to do
>Way way way better than Ashnime
>bruh what if Ash went to a new continent and then caught friends and failed the championship
It's pretty good it's got an actual adventure plot beyond drive to be the best and advances that plot at a decent pace, if you're gonna give it a try bear in mind episodes 1 and 2 are meant to be viewed at the same time, you might get a wrong idea watching just 1 at first, a male co protag shows up soon after as well. you do have to be willing to tolerate a certain amount of streamer shit with the girl protag being big into one but I guess that's what the kids are into these days
she's mocking him for failing to defeat a bunch of kids (the protagonists)
Yes
Also there is an adult supporting class close in importance to the kids as well
explain this tranime nonsense to someone who doesn't speak moon runes
is that Pikachu's voice actress?
Thats what I thought
great now i want to frick pikachu
I'm afraid Ash beat you to that one, and then Friede probably beat you again since she's playing a new completely different pikachu in the new series as well
>now
I dread the announcement of GenV remakes.
>Expectations?
I expect nothing and I'm still let down.
pokemon turned me into a furry (and through a ton of weird fetish art, bisexual as well) and i really hate this franchise by dooming me to this world.
20 minutes of mobile shit shilling
5 minutes about pokemon events/torunaments
5 minutes about DP2
5 minutes about S/V DLC
the Only sure thing is pic related.
they have never mentioned NSO in a pokemon presents ever
why would they do it now?
it's like absolute single digit IQ morons thinking a pokemon game will be announced in a Nintendo Direct and then going full moron when there's zero pokemon in a Nintendo Direct
>it's like absolute single digit IQ morons thinking a pokemon game will be announced in a Nintendo Direct and then going full moron when there's zero pokemon in a Nintendo Direct
Did you not watch the last Direct?
>patterngayging again
This anon got what he wants, just not the rest of the games that makes playing stadium bearable.
They better announce the remake of Black and White but without those chibi models.
Shit, I don’t know why I still watch these
>New Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
>Not a remaster
>It's going to be Ultra LudoKino like never before
As long as it doesn't have the gay facebook friend system from SMD
Gates to Infinity was the better game and I'm tired pretending otherwise
Not with that text speed it ain't
only in story
if we got gates story and characters with super gameplay and explorers recruiting then its kino
I genuinely miss that shit in DX, made getting pokemon I actually want a lot less cancerous.
And in return destroyed any sense of mystery or uniqueness the game could ever offer, no longer do you want to see what's at the end of a dungeon, it's just ticking off checkboxes
You still got randomized rewards for beating certain dungeons.
>rewards
Who the frick cares, if I wanted RNG loot I'd play a game actually built around that concept
its gonna be mobile game fluff for 10 mins then dlc showcase for the last 25 mins
anyone expecting them to announce anything major during this is on weapons grade copium, pokemon never makes major announcements until they are done selling you the last thing.
you've got those numbers backwards. mobile fluff is gonna take up 80% of the presentation.
>Expectations?
Disappointment, even if it's something I once wanted and get I will still end up disappointed. But realistically it's just going to be mostly shitty mobile games and more news on the gen 9 dlc and detective pikachu stuff probably
Maybe if we're lucky they will announce another spinoff game since those are the only games that have a chance of not being shit in the franchise anymore but given how much tpci hates them we probably won't
kantoooooooooooooooooo
Coliseum and XD double pack.
From the announcement animation, I expect a sequel to the Detective Pikachu movie.
Everything we know points towoards the project being indefinitely shelved.
It will never be officially cancelled since Hollywood doesnt officially announce a project is cancelled, they just quitely let it fall into the background until everyone forgets about it.
Please give me something MD related I beg you
Expecting Mostly Mobile Game shit but my Pipedream is this
Pokken exists
Major Hopium here
We have emulators anon
What ones are there for ios
I wanna play black and white 2 in bed
sorry to tell you but it's never happening
>Hoping to pay for free games
I don't get it?
>add them in
>can't even link the gameboy games to the 64 unlike Project 64
>can't home your pokemons
Can't wait!
Please understand
>New dungeon game
>New legends game
>S/V DLC info
>Pokemon GO, Sleep and every other app shit getting some update or mention
I don't think theres gonna be a new remake announced, probably next year around february/march for the holidays 2024
>New dungeon game
Not gonna happen
>New legends game
Not gonna happen
>>New legends game
>Not gonna happen
why, exactly?
i mean I know you're going to throw some random shitposting, but try to come up with a reason
they ditched mainline for the first time in history to make legends, why do you think it's impossible for that to happen again?
Because this Presents is focused on the DLC
They only show off new games in February aka during the Pokemon Day
oh my mistake i thought you meant ever not just in this specific video
POKEMON HOe-girlVE 2 LET'S GO CHAT LETS GOOOOOOOOO
It's the Black & White remake son.
They're gonna say, "Please take a look" in Japanese and then they gonna show it.
don't tell anyone
>content updates for previous mobile games (go, ex, unite)
>promo event for pokemon sleep
>scarlet/violet DLC details, release dates
>detective pikachu returns extra trailer (release oct 6)
Hold on that's not Gen 5
This isn't even a prediction
This is just being realistic
Spot on huh
>no cafe
We're deviating!
Did they fix S/V yet?
Why would they? They already got their money and a billion dollars extra
For me, it's Klefki. intelligent, nihilistic, and with a WICKED sense of pranks
Groudon.
Welp...
Most important announcement got leaked...
Still bullshit that you can't get the shiny costume if you already have the normal one.
genuinely not a single thing they could release that would make me excited about pokemon anymore, especially if its made by GF.
if its another mystery dungeon, ill give it a shot, but im not going out of my way to play it. the spark is long gone, as well as their quality control
See you in 7 months.
>mystery dungeon remake again
>detective pikachu 2
>10 mins of mobile shit
>DLC mons revealed and first date given
>nothing else.
I know you've been playing the Trading Card Game recently. I know.
anybody got the link?
Here's the asia english one, not sure if any other stream is up yet, according to this it's in half an hour but that may just be when they start streaming a still image or something
Pokemon hasn't been good in over a decade.
You are legitimately a slop eater if you're remotely interested.
whelp atelier bombed with a new gacha announcement, i hope pokemon is better, i have no hope. I just want quality, the forma is there
more of this
Did you see 2 weeks agos and last weeks anime episodes? actually almost this weeks as well had it
link ffs
bros, I just want to be the very best, like no one ever was
id rather kms than watch that
You don't like the cat or your extreme racism keeps you from appreciating rap?
Surely they'll let us refight the E4. Finally get the best group in ages and you can't even interact with them again aside from Hassel
I want a new Orre game. But i know that will never happen...
>not battle tower component in the DLC
This will be their time to remove all expectations that they will provide it in Gen 10.
>every dick sucking youtuber is streaming the video
>can't find the video itself naturally
WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON IN israeliteTUBE?
It doesn't exist, I opened the official pokemon youtube channel, it isn't there
oh, frick idk what magic you did to find it
have to literally search "official pokemon youtube channel" to find it, ran into the same problem you did
Mew looked cool
see
maybe there will be a slight difference or 2 from the western english one but I doubt it will be anything that significant, might even get more subs and less dubs
UK one
If it's anything like nintendo streams you might end up with less dubs on the uk one
so you can have fun loudly proclaiming the lack of anything good in the presents yes
I haven't enjoyed a full pokemon game in 15 years
God I would kill even just for an OR/AS Switch port with Battle Frontier + Gym Rematches at this point
I hate Game Freak so fricking much, why does every new game in this series have to be tepid dogshit
I remember getting really happy as a kid thinking where these games would be in 10, 20 years' time given the advances of technology and now look where we are
It’s a combo of them having the same deadline as the 2D games despite them not being experienced with console level modelling and them not having to try because cultists will buy it anyway
>despite them not being experienced with console level modelling
They don't even do half of the work since the pokemon and player models are outsourced to creatures.
I think it's in house as of Legends.
I seriously can't believe people are still pushing this idea that like
Gamefreak just copies and pastes the models into the game and then 95% of the work is done
Can you blame them when you see the rest of the modeling they do?
SV was a 360 launch game.
>Gamefreak just copies and pastes the models into the game and then 95% of the work is done
You're not being serious are you?
Anon, every gen 1 to 5 model was first made for the pokedex 3d/pro which admittedly was kind of fun since the pro version had quizzes and voice acting for pronunciation
They've barely had any alterations over the years.
To be fair, they have finally altered them with PLA and SV. Their Gen 8 excuse was completely bullshit too
Yellow was the last pokemon I ever played, should I still watch this?
No
Here's your presents, Ganker and /vp/. Say something nice about it.
Do they ever announce physical merch at these things? I want a model kit of the Brave Asagi, they gave out those cardboard models of it with that Japanese magazine so it doesn't seem totally impossible, I just have my doubts about it being in a presents, still the market for plastic models has gotten a lot bigger the last few years I think so maybe it's possible
holy shit finding the actual source was hard among all the vtuber reaction trash channels
Yeah, just had to type "pokemon official channel" in the bar
New shitzard forms
What are the chances of the DLC actually going live now, instead of just giving us a date for it?
>having hope
you must be new here
>What are the chances of the DLC actually going live now
ZERO
the DLC is finished already but no way is it dropping in the dead of summer when they mentioned fall like 20 times
ANYONE ELSE CRYING!?
No. I am filled with hatred.
I'm always crying, usually in sadness but when it comes to pokémon usually in lust
I don't respect you as a human being, I have nothing but contempt for people like you.
Mods should always sticky a thread once a live event of any sort is going. I could barely find this one.
>Expectations?
Nothing.
>expectations
it will be crap as always
It's going to be absolutely nothing
Pokken. Pleeease.
Masks!
Hey Chris, how's Rhianna doing?
>sleep recap
>some shit about the moba
>dlc recap and a new form/mon
>ends with some celebrity musician (garbage tier) collab
yup its pokemon time
>no pokemon legends 2
It's over. It's so fricking over bros
IT'S CHRIS BROWN
>Facemasks
>he's afraid of cloth
Last year
>moronic Amerilard thinks Japanese people started wearing masks because of covid and not something that's been used and worn there for decades
Black person I'm Australian.
you still probably sweat bacon grease
and now it's become retroactively bad to wear them and the only moral thing for them to do is stop
>multiple announcements
there might be something good in there
maybe
probably not tho
Chris Brown, what pale skin you have!
Pokemon Dungeon, but Wizardry style.
Are they gonna apologize for kicking that kid out of that event (and venue and onto the streets of a dangerous city) over gender nonsense or what.
CHRIS BROWN IS A POKEMON
DARK/FIGHTING SPECULATED TYPING
THE CHRIS BROWN POKEMON IS ALWAYS MALE TYPING AND DOES BONUS DAMAGE AGAINST FEMALE OPPONENT POKEMON
PIKACHU RAMEN
nostalgia wanking: the franchise
Eh, I could think of franchises that are worse than that.
no, pokeshit is the worst when it comes to it
Nah, digimon is much worse in that regard. Especially with omnimon wanking and his 500 variants.
>Expectations
none
loved the series but may finally be done with it, its sad
mr. bean looking ass homie
We need Pokken 2. Give me Pokken 2. Or Pokémon Musou.
Why do they always get the most bored dubbers of all time
pokemon is such soulless corporate garbage
1 new game for the switch please
cruise ships and photo locations
A
FRICKING
BOAT
I hope the boat sinks
We get it you have money
Nice boat, pokegays.
This kinda sucks
It's Pokemon. You're never getting a good game again
This is how every Pokemon direct is structured.
The first 15 minutes are just filler.
S.S. Anne real
guess we have the SS Anne now
Using the boat to escape from Groudon I see
Otanoshimi
>star wars music intensifies
Andy goes? Goes where?
Imagine the smell on that cruise
yeah man frick I love the smell of seawater
cruises are comfy, look around and just the ocean for miles
I hate how Pokemon has become a brand over a video game franchise
Seems they're pushing the tourism.
Ever since America took a bigger place in Gamefreak decisions, Pokemon games have gone to shit, the only one decently feeling like the good old times was Arceus
eww
>amerimutt
>pokemon is oddish
kek
Why are there so many brown people in that new cartoon?
>Natural talent in Pokemon TCG
What a shitty talent.
Bruh are you ficking kidding me? Get this westoid shit out of here.
They went woke
Here's your TGC bro
trading card cartoon
>woke show about brown people
Why bother mentioning trading cards?
It's all so fricking tiresome
>all this tcg stuff
now maybe if their official sim wasn't ass
First time I tried to use it i couldn't even get it to work right, although I went back years later and got it working, decided the game was shit, I only installed it because I ended up with a physical deck precon that came with a code
uhh, videogames?
ESG Pokemon, because having a thousand pokemon wasnt diverse enough
>tranning card game
Who cares?
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>The deep inhale as he's describing the shitty ESG cartoon
lol
>more non whites shoved in your face
they are living up to their new standards, i see
https://corporate.pokemon.com/en-us/inclusion-and-social-impact/
America looks like a third world shithole
>woke pokemon where everyone is brown
i miss when pokemon was for high IQ white people only
Oh right, more DP.
>DING DING DING DING
WOKEMON
detective pikachu 2 genuinely looks like a 3ds game. There is just, no lighting
>There is just, no lighting
I don't think you understand how light works.
There is shading, shadows but no lighting.
Not him because lighting is gay and not ludopilled.
I honestly don't understand why Detective Pikachu is shilled so hard, is it some out of touch suit's pet project or something?
RACHEL SEX
HOLY SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO
POKEMON SIMS EDITION
>sanjeev
>soulless american cartoon
>99% of people are brown
>actual game made by japs
>99% of people are white
Did that Pikachu just do a nazi salute lol?
>gradually I began to hate team rocket
OYAKODON
Is Mayor Myers the obvious bad guy?
Why does Tim have such a good looking sister, in addition to having a college girl mate lust for him?
>LE POKEMANZ WENT WOKE WAAAH
brock is black and hes a gen 1 character
>literally slanted eyes
>dude he's totally a homie
Lmao
>Brock is black
That homie is Okinawan you semen slurping gay
Brock is whiter than the hands that typed this post
There are no Black folk in Kanto.
He is Okinawan
hey homosexual, explain the contents of this link
Brock is the okinawan cope but actually true this time, it has only been true again once a quarter century later with Roy
bro this game looks like ass and the budget was less than what I spend on games in a year
this is straight up a 3ds game on switch
what the frick
At least making a show about people playing the game in the real world isn't as moronic as when shadowverse did it
why does everyone look like a cocomelon character in detective pikachu???
can we have a new TCG game like the gameboy games instead?
There is a lot this company can do.
>Explorer's of Sky Remake
>Pokken 2
>Pokémon Musou
And what do we get? Nothing.
Did Pokken even do well?
It did alright for a low budget fighter.
No clue, but it's genuinely fun to play. Bamco went all out.
no, it did embarrassingly bad
>SS Anne in real life
sounds like a great idea
>galarian darmanitan
Indie company makes indie game.
Please understand
I want David Cage to remake Beyond Two Souls with detective pikachu.
what a bullshot that image is on the e-shop, detective pikachu looks worse than mobile games
and here comes the homosexual poketard to defend his beloved nostalgia crap franchise
why didnt you click the link and read through the contents? i remember how they were promoting lgbtqia+ and non whites in gen 1
>i remember how they were promoting lgbtqia+ and non whites in gen 1
I mean there was a homosexual in the gen 1 games.
GAYnime news is not news, move onto the games you fricking lazy sacks of shit
>games
They probably have some dlc and a phone app to show for this year
>GAYnime
wow good one anon
Yeah thought they would show this, wonder what the japs who are already like 20 episodes in are seeing right now, no fricking reason they couldn't have had it out in english day 1, even dubbed, good thing there are fansubs
their losing their minds to some mesugaki that got introduced last week. voiced by pikachu's va too I think
MSGK series.
Yes please tell me about things I am already aware of thank you Game Freak
Just tuned in
Have I missed anything yet
pokemon is wokemon now
damn
i mean, i watched the movie so maybe one day i'll play the game
Absolutely nothing unless you care about Detective Pikachu 2.
who the frick still play pokemon go?
Eh, I use it as a reason to go out and walk otherwise I wouldn't have to since i work at home.
That said once the MH one releases I'm moving.
>pokemon go frick yourself
>Pokemon GOY
pokemon go frick yourself
How are this company's presentations so fricking sterile holy shit.
its pure nostalgia wanking aimed at brainless morons
did we just get a random anime trailer with nothing?
Pawmi is the best pikachu-mon to date.
Pawmi > Pikachu
I do not care about shoes.
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEE
Those shoes look like complete dogshit
Are they still seriously trying to make pokemon go a thing?
MOBILE GAAAAAAAAAAAMES I LOVE POKEMON GO I LOVE POKEMON MASTERS I LOVE POKEMON CAFE SHUFFLE I LOVE POKEMON SLEEP I LOVE POKEMON FRICK MY butthole FOR IOS AND ANDROID
>shoes
MORE POKEMON GO SHILLING HAHAHAHA
Am I getting RBY on Switch or not? I want to body my friends online.
>pokemon step
gato sexo
Frick this, this sucks. Here’s a puzzle to make thread more interesting
0000
right
wrong
0000
2368
Too easy professor, I need a harder one.
FRICK YOU
2368
>A can only be 1 or 2
>substitute A=1, doesn't work
>substitute A=2, works
how about a REAL layton puzzle next?
oh its shoes because you walk for pokemon go, now i get it
that was fricking odd
Nah, the colors were all Freemasonry code. Very specific and deliberate.
they were references to the games of each generation, moron
I'm schizophrenic please excuse me.
oh yeah, unite is a thing
>pokemon go is the only game with all pokemon now
Grim
I thought it was gonna be some pedometer stuff
>I thought it was gonna be some pedometer stuff
it would be off the charts in this thread!!!
>mobileshit
>mobashit
>gachashit
>7th year
Jesus, is it that old already?
Shit i'm not into asshomosexuals but a wave defense mode is pretty cool, won't make me play it though
I bet it still runs like ass on switch too.
I still play pokemon go
pokemon unite go frick yourself
>That complete lack of fanfare and enthusiasm for the mewtwo reveal
lmao
You just know detective gaysexachu was a 3DS game lazily shifted to the switch
pretty sure there was rumors of a sequel since the first game released but it just disappeared
it would explain why the game looks like dogshit phone game
Considering they drudged the canceled everybodies 1 2 switch out and released anyway for some reason wouldn't surprise me if they are doing it again
i wonder why the pokehomosexual didnt reply to my posts yet
i remember how pokeshit had blm and lgbtqiap+ shit too lol
>dub
Wonder if the JP is using her voice from the anime, and if this will be her anime dub voice
>Her voice
master sex
Speaker sounds like she has braces
these are marketed towards children anon
>Trailers have voice acting for scenes in game that don't have
It's like they are laughing at us
Holy frick do they have anything to show? It's been 15 minutes and so far it's been dlc, gacha, phone apps and a cruise ship full of fatsos
You should know how these things work by now, they leave the things people want for the end.
That can't be her voice what
>black shilling
>Black femboy
Rape.
can you imagine being excited for this garbage? i can't it's like being excited for capeshit to me
>Pokémon Masters
I hope the Pokémon company suffers the same fate as SE
VICTOR
GAY HORSE DETECTED.
A FRICKING SUSHI BOARD
sedonaaaaaa
No one plays these gay ass mobile games. Get the frick out of here.
so boring
fricking sushi pokemon
the fact that pokemon master sex A PHONE GAME has better graphics and artstyle than ScVi is fricking soul crushingly sad
It uses the same models anon.
GAMEFREAK IS TRASH
SEX WITH NEMONA!!!!
STRAIGHT SHOTA SEX WITH FLORIAN!!!!
YURI e-girl SEX WITH JULIANA!!!!
NEMANA!!!!
>The chat absolutely grilling the stream
they're eating the pokemon D:
Well done! How about this? (Draw it with ms paint to move or something)
what's the ESG score on this one?
Tumblr/10
0. ESG score is only about the company itself.
Oh it can matter for your media, but only in the sense of it being really bad to promote nuclear power.
oh wow i'm so bored I just blindly assumed that was a DLC trailer without paying attention a tall
Where are the 34 year old men?
Finally a good game.
ah frick
an actual announcement
give me a sequel you fricks
>nostalgia wanking
>mobileshit
>gachashit
>more mobileshit
finally, some good fricking games
Holy frick finally a real video game
>a fricking port now
ahh yea that's what I'm talking about, finally some good games
I had a crush on her when I was a kid.
Finally, Sovl
That's cool I guess, I liked that GBA yugioh battle city game so It would be hypocritical for me to call that worthless to have
Thank god nintendo gave up om mobile games. Imagine if the directs were 80% mobile games
scary thought
why are they teasing us with concept art the game will never look as good as
>pokemon TCG and pokemon stadium on the switch virtual console
this is pretty much the best news yet
>shitty ports for absolute morons that are too brain damaged to emulate 20 year old games
>good
Literally kys
They didn't even bother to port the japan exclusive sequel of TCG because FRICK YOU
0/10 show
Fricking silence would have been better
die mad
Die being too moronic to open a single web page to play shitty roms https://arcadespot.com/game/pokemon-trading-card-game/
cry
Unfortunately this will never get an official translation because it has an entire casino area.
Where is the game?
Why is Pokemon Stadium rated T?
Machoke/Machamp's nipples
There was no E10+ rating back then, so I assume it had something small that pushed it from E to T.
ooh I like the card game one
You will own absorutely nothing *raughs*
FRICKING POKEMON SLEEP LETS GOO
>a game that makes waking up something to look forward to
Going for the millennial audience, then.
Pokemon Presents Sleep
old games returning are the best news so far
absolute shit state of the franchise
ME right now
I sleep.
Where the frick is pokemon GO to the polls?
>game made to be played with the gameboy games
>release it alone
FRICK YOU>
>makes waking up something to look forward to
Wanna tell us something, bro?
straightened sleep is literally me
bros even /vp/ hates this so far
/vp/ hates pokemon more than anyone else on the website
POKEMON SLEEP IS NOT INTENDED FOR DETECTION, DIAGNOSIS OR TREATMENT OF ANY MEDICAL CONDITION OR DISEASE
>Nurse Joy diagnoses you with cancer
Pokancer
based translator does not know how to pronounce pokemon
where the frick is the in-game footage
game?
cute
>Web series
Yawn
>another Black
You literally cannot make this shit up.
WHERE ARE THE FRICKING VIDEO GAMES
STILL SHILLING BLACK MALES
who needs to fix games?
have a web anime instead
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW, HOLY FRICK.
Why is everyone on these games brown
HOW IS THIS COMPANY STILL ALIVE?
most brainless and deranged fanbase
HOLY SHIT IS THAT
IS THAT MEWTWO??
FROM
HOLY SHIT ITS MEW
MEW FROM
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IS THAT MEWTWO?
F-F-F-FROM
KANTOOOOOOOOOOO?????
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gimme shmup where you play as mew against mewtwo
IS THAT
A GEN ONE POKEMON????
I WILL BUY YOUR GAME NOW
that's probably what they were thinking in the meeting when they came up with this shit
How sad.
>same fricking pokemon
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO! nostalgia wank!
its
fricking
nothing
>IS THAT A MEWTWOOOO
>HECKING MEWTWWOOO
>BAAAAAAT
please just give me a ds pokemon port and dont change the graphics
Guess this is easier than having actual events
I never got to do an event, almost had a chance once but missed it
In game events weren't all that special all things considered, it was usually just a mon being handed to you anyway.
>all these zoomers seething over classic pokemon getting attention instead of nu-garbage like genesect
KEK
>KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I've grown up on gen 1 and 2 and think it's hilarious how they need to pander to the older gens to stay relevant.
The genetic pokemon
More like
The GENERIC pokemon
lol got them
hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
Poor zoomers. They didn't get anything from their recent gens 🙁
Remember DS-era Pokemon?
You couldn't sneeze without getting a fricking Trozei or Rangers game? Take me the frick back.
FINALLY THE DLC
How do people defend this shit? Pokemon is DEAD
MEW2
how can anyone get excited for this garbage man
>discordtrannies from /vp/ already starting their bullshit
>actual game footage
>looks like shit
lol
>Literally the only good news of the entire Direct was the rerelease of 20 years old roms
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gameplay?
>next mainline pokemon game will be on Switch 2
Let's just forget this gen existed at all...
It could be on the PS5 and it would still run at 10 fps because Gamefreak can't code for shit
DO NINTENTODDLERS SERIOUSLY PAY 60 DOLLARS FOR THOSE TEXTURES?
LMAO
Spain?
Yeah the base game was already spain
Still no skirts though
Isn't that tease of the little turtle at the end meaningless to the vast majority of the audience outside japan who haven't seen the new anime due to TPCIs gross incompetence in getting international releases out
>clenching a fist
>in a pokemon game
HOLY SHIT THIS IS FIRE AMIRITE BROS??
STORM OF MON
BORN FROM POKE
i wouldn't mind if the normal clothes looked like this, especially over the garbage we got
>giraffe Raikou
Owari da.
Does this game still run at like 10FPS?
you know it!
Oh no, that leaker was right about special Tera forms.
Flying is kinda cool
not even worth pirating jesus christ
more Black folk
She is cute though.
And I like how she appears to be calm and autisitc. Like me.
>Pokemon Stadium
>Can't link it with the Game Boy Pokemon games.
What's the point.
WTF IS THAT RAIKOU?!
GUYSGUYSGUYS THERES FIVE MINUTES LEFT THERE COULD STILL BE SOMETHING INTERESTING COMING TRUST THE PLAN
>Let's take a closer look at what we just saw
OWARI DA
What did the japs see while we were seeing the horizons trailer? still the same thing?
is that rice, from JAPAN
I'm glad they at least translated Oni as Ogre instead of that demon nonsense, although I would still prefer they just keep it as Oni
it's going to be spent explaining all the clip vomit you just witnessed
Was that a fricking GIRAFFE RAIKOU?
>youtube chat going fricking crazy
This is why we can't have nice things anymore.
>trailer consists solely of random half-second shots that make no sense
what the actual frick??? I'm too old for this
I haven't bought a Pokemon game since BW2
not talking to you, talking to the 100000 anons that ARE buying it.
they try to make it exciting but it fails hard at it
lol, the frick?
I hate it, I hate it so much. But at least that fricking stupid imagination theory is dead now.
Copy that
Long Raikou is Long
OHNONONONONOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAH
he looks so dumb
OH NO NO NO NO NO
This fricking sucks, but knowing pokegays will defend it sucks even more.
>ahaha, it's Resident Evil 6!
what did they do to him
That's fricking it. I'm done.
>we want the persona audience
i haven't bought a pokemon game in years maybe even over a decade
So uh... they literally did not announce anything new at all? holy shit this is sad
if youre still watchin I feel bad for you son
>Giraffe Raikou
My sides are in orbit
>30 minutes of literally nothing.
Pokemon keeps suprising me with how awful it can get.
kid needs a haricut, he looks like a loser.
Pokemon will be made to kneel
unfortunately the palworld dev hasn't finished a game and just leaves their games to die so i don't have high hopes for palworld despite being pokemon with guns
we superman 64 now, least it's better than vrooom in the night sky
reminds me I haven't watched the few most recent videos since i've been away from home, i'll do that after this and it will be more worthwhile than watching this was
I hope the game is good because none of these pokémon ones will be
Pokegays...
They're insulting you right in front of your face...
OMG YAAAAAS TAKE ALL MY MONEY!!
Rawdogging Carmine while Kiernan watches
yawn
>fezandipiti
they aren't even trying with these fricking names
>flamigo
what gave you that idea?
cute belly
Imagine being a Dipplin.
You want to evolve into a dragon or a dragon turtle pie thing but your trainer dips you into red caramel trapping your body and ensuring you'll never evolve.
these character designs are fricking awful
YO
OPEN WORLD POKEMON SNAP MINIGAME?
THATS ACTUALLY COOL
PERRIN
MY DICK
HELP
>Okidogi
Just started watching, what did I miss?
Nothing
You are better off not knowing
literally nothing minus card game and stadium 2 later today
Stadium 2 sounds great. I'm guessing that's a Online+Expansion game?
Giraffe RAIKOU
All mobileshit and TCG GBC/Pokémon Stadium 2 to NSO, a Detective Pikachu 2 trailer that reveals jack shit we didn't know about, awful awkward soundless anime trailers, Mewtwo terraraids in SV and now an overview of the SV DLC (again).
In short, nothing.
Selfies!
>Locking EV items behind DLC AGAIN
If we can get that sexy photographer surely the women and gays should get a sexy rendition of Todd from pokémon snap as well
I could go for some frozen chocolate mochi right now, man I would love to go to one of those japanese festivals, I think this year they did something themed after one in my capital city but I didn't realize until it had already passed
>"""""beautiful land"""
>All those jaggies
ogrebros it's our time
Perrin. My wife.
The DLC unironically looks good and far better than the base game.
MORE BLACK SHILLING
Now you're just seeing things
He looks like he came straight off the pimp council scene from Black Dynamite
Those name
>BB-League
>literally the baby league
put me out to pasture
i deserve no less for watching this
>the black one is the smartest
Reminds me of the butler girl from Hunter x Hunter
Why are there so many N word in this game?
ESG score
It's funny how Unova, the american generation, didn't have half as many black characters in their games
The DLC just has 2.
>Biodome
What Pokemon would Pauly Shore have?
You know a direct has been shit when no anon has posted any picture of the stuff during it
loooool
I mean, I guess it's kind of better than the original?
Points for trying to fix one of the most godawful designs from gen 8 I guess
>Alolan forms in blueberry terrarium
I KNEW THESE FRICKS WERE PART OF THE AETHER FOUNDATION
Is that duraludon evo supposed to be London Bridge?
Pokemon guiding lands
Sweet, more husbando time with Gary
>Eviolite Duraladon
Fricking hell
WHAT DID YOU THINK Ganker
-3/10
I knew it'd be bad but holy shit
I think that Raikou is the ugliest pokemon I have ever seen, it is uglier than any Fakemon I have ever seen
IT WAS FRICKING NOTHING
I want back the time I wasted watching it.
nopmd/10
I had fun shitposting with you all
Thats all I ever expect from pokemon
>the only notable things were related to gen 1 and 2
the franchise is dead
giraffe raikou and the TGC plus stadium 2 are the only memorable thing about this direct
absolute fricking garbage and i saw a lot of copium from the twitter Black folk in the stream. dead franchise. fun to laugh at though.
Absolutely god awful and a waste of time
I literally have TCG 2 on my switch right now, I am physically unable to do the onions face when those frickers show me roms
Raikou gave me a kek, so it's going to be a 0.1/10 from me
What the frick was the purple stuff all about in the announcement trailer lol
mewtwo
it really was fricking nothing
>throwing styles
if you throw underhand ur gay I don't make the rules
>And that's all!
jej saved
why would he expose himself like that? for what reason?
Mentally sane people do not care about their inevitable baldness.
>inevitable
>basic biology
baldies are seething
t. balding anon in denial
Don't worry kiddo. I could be completely bald and I'd still have more hair on my head than your prepubsecent ass has on your entire body.
OH NO OH NO
Because he's not an insecure little incel so he's not ashamed of basic biology.
repent to the cross shaped bald spot
his hair and his franchise died for our sins
Wait what was with the trailer for the presents with those glitch effects then
For Mew and Mewtwo
Ah yeah I guess, I was expecting something more substantially digital though
>no postgame battle facilities
>just stupid ass story shit and worthlesss gimmick such as more photo angles
duuuuude i pirated sv and i still feel ripped off
what the shit
>no gba games on NSO for Stadium connectivity
Not surp, but still disappointed
Why do all their games look so bad with regards to the graphics? It all feels a decade+ old
I missed it
Any clothing options yet?
roru
rumao
kimono, that's it
just the shitty green nurse scrubs
They had shoes ready for sale but black people stole them all
>now proudly presenting, pokemon shoe-
>huh, what's that? the entire stock? you told me detroit was the safest place to store them!
>...you said cheapest? not safest? tomato, potato; this is on your head, shinji
>sorry about that folks! now presenting! uh. ehm. oh right, this'll do: paldean pokemon in pokemon go!
>y-yay! exciting right?
SHINY DONS WHEN AAAAARRRRGHHHHHH
At least gen 5 is safe.
>CG trailer to announce a fricking download code for mew
this was dogshit