Poker Thread

You guys play online poker?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kunoichi thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

      Licky lick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        licky...lick?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          child pornography is embedded in this image

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no it isn't

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking NTR thread

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, always assumed it was rigged somehow or they'd frick you over when it comes time to withdraw money.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know how to play poker.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >poker
    Yes.
    >online
    No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Ash look like a borderlands character

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reinstalling poker night 2 now, respond with either 'based' or 'cringe' depending on how you feel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based
      I've been playing Prominence Poker again lately

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but we dont really bet money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What was this poser program called again?
      And where can I play poker with them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dunno about the program but the site is spnati

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This game is fun, I just wish the dialogue wasn't so cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pick better characters then

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is this child perpetually horny?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >child

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is shit this. We already have overcome shit like this. It's fine to be a pedophile when it's just jerking off to drawings, no need for the denial arc to return.
        If a particular porn damages your brain it's cuck shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's fine to be a pedophile

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I play prominence poker alot. It's bullshit.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty brat…

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A little, but I prefer mahjong I suck at both

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used too. Poker stars, it was fun, but now I'm looking after my sister and only do activities with her, maybe I should teach her how to play and do it together

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    playing one table for hours and working yourself up to ten buy-ins feels so good

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anal

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to play real poker online and not the play money bullshit
    >Its banned in Australia
    So I guess my answer is no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same except I live in Texas
      I hate living in this nanny state

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wait I thought Texas was all about muh freedom

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mutts can’t even grow their own vegetables. It’s illegal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >can't gamble
          >can't smoke weed
          >the state can cut off your business funding if you don't play their politics
          Texas is a nanny state

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What you mean?
      Poker is banned in Australia even if it doesn't involve money?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I meant real money games online are banned in Australia. You can still use apps/programs that have play money. The problem with play money games is that there are no stakes so the game is played completely different

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >play money
          That's a weird way to call it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sites like Juicy stakes still allow Australian players to play. Only thing is that theres little to no rake back and prohibitives fees to withdraw money. Good if you just wanna scratch the itch at lowstakes though,

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stack the deck online, so no

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth seriously learning poker in the hopes of making money playing online?
    I'm from a 3rd world shithole and really hate working, so even a couple hundred dollars a month would mean that I can take significantly less shifts at my dead-end part-time job. For what it's worth, I've dabbled in digital card games like Hearthstone and Legends of Runeterra before with reasonable success (mid-high Legend/Master, i.e. top of the ladder, in both), but never really got into traditional gambling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >seriously learning poker in the hopes of making money playing online?
      This is how a crippling gambling addiction begins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well unlike Hearthstone and LoR, you can't just buy your way to a good deck, you actually have to learn the game and play it well.
      If you want to make money online, good luck. Even slightly winning players will lose to the rake, you have to be among the best to make good money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I made millions in PokerStars VR,
      but even I'm not that delusional to think I can make money playing against real players with real money at stake

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know how to play poker

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poker chase? Yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wat game was she from

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My friends do, they make a few hundred bucks a night.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING HATE TEXAS HOLDEM
    PLAY SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID FRICKING AMERICANS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Texas Hold 'Em is kino

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not really, ever since burgers were banned the easy money disappeared

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how to play poker yet I have some interest for it because of Poker Night 1 (mostly because of the TF2 items)
    any good resources for learning it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding this. I also want to learn because my local casino has a poker room and while I don’t want to try to become a wizard or make a living at it, I also don’t want to get fleeced. Also, is the strategy much different for limit poker vs no limit? I like the idea of playing with a smaller bankroll because of the above reasons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding this. I also want to learn because my local casino has a poker room and while I don’t want to try to become a wizard or make a living at it, I also don’t want to get fleeced. Also, is the strategy much different for limit poker vs no limit? I like the idea of playing with a smaller bankroll because of the above reasons.

      If you don't know the basics play against bots until you do. if you know the basics the best way is to play against other players. there are books but most go way more in-depth than a simple "I don't want to get fleeced". Maybe get Essential Poker Math on libgen?
      limit is a completely different game and you'll probably lose more in the long run because it's so tempting to call or even raise with hands that have no business doing so. better to play lower stakes

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So I'm out of the loop on sports, I remember a few years ago I would never see any ads pushing for betting on sports but now I see that shit constantly (along with NFT and crypto ads) on anything that doesn't have adblock.

    Did something legal change with that so now all the big companies are trying to get people to bet or is it just a sudden spike of interest or something? I don't know shit about betting.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to play back when it was actually profitable, as in pre-2010 when everyone was fish and it was easy to just dish out money playing absolutely stock TAG poker. Used to churn out way above average national salary out of this to the point where I was considering ditching university and going full time.

    Glad I didn't though as it deteriorated over the next decade considerably to the point where HUD's are illegal on most poker rooms.

    Grinding multiple tables at once destroys your attention span though and you will come to the point where you calculate in your head how many dollars will it cost you to go take a leak right now and if you're not doing it too often. Glad that part of my life is over but it was kinda fun

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DAMN
    BRATS
    NEEDS
    CORRECTION

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I make about $10k a year from it

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