Pokmon does not exist and I do not live in Pokmon

Do you accept that you will never live in Pokémon live the best adventure in the best world? I've always wanted to live in Pokémon since I was 6 years old. I'm 23 years old and I still want to live in Pokémon because it's the most beautiful world with the best soul

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe when we get to heaven

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so I hope so when I was 6 years old I wanted to go to heaven to live in the world I really wanted the reality was not good enough

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You sound autistic, are you diagnosed?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he was a child, dingdong. you didn't have an imagination as a kid?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He still says he wants to live in the pokemon world, and he can't cope
            That's not normal bruh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am not autistic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok if you say so, not judging was just asking because I am way older but very autistic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't understand, do you want to live in Pokémon like me? How old are you?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              almost 40, and yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you have a normal childhood? I think I lacked social contact and brain stimulation, my mother didn't have much money because I don't have a father either, he left when I was 4 years old

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah i am an unironic schizo, that needs to pump like 5 pills at night and 3 during the day to function, I just say "autistic" as a general catch word.
                I was born like that, so I have always been weird and asocial.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A person married with a normal life is said to be willing to trade their life for Pokémon. It's not so abnormal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well real life sucks dick.
                Anyway...

                How old are you? Tell me about yourself, I'm interested. I want to know the regions where you want to live since when you want to live in Pokémon I want to know everything

                I want to be a ditto-mudkip that can shapeshift and live in goldenrod and around in the grassy lands, due to the nature of my composition, I need to stay living with my pokemon outside of main cities and places where others could find out ]I am a weird ditto mudkip
                We make our settlement and I bring occsional supplies when I dare to risk it in city or towns, and we survive farming berries and gather resources from the wild.
                Now tell me to kill myself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                For me it is unthinkable that you are not a troll but I respect your wishes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But I am 100% serious anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok so you're just mentally moronic

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maybe gen 1-2

    right now its peak uncomfy

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i wish i could live there too it would be great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How old are you? Tell me about yourself, I'm interested. I want to know the regions where you want to live since when you want to live in Pokémon I want to know everything

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        same age kek, i think id like to live in sinnoh because they have all of the nice lakes and they get a lot of snow so in the winter you could go up to mount coronet or snowpoint and go skiing. I think floaroma would be a very nice place to live in also. would probably do like ash does in the anime though and travel all regions competing in the pokemon leagues. what about you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have several parallel Pokémon worlds because I don't want to live in Kanto and see hoen Pokémon with Kanto Pokémon. So I imagine a world where only Kanto exists or another one where hoen Kanto jotho exists. The Pokémon anime and the video games are for me 2 very different worlds so I imagine a universe similar to the anime or a world similar to the video games there are also pokemon worlds for the mangas but I will not speak about all of them.

          I want to live like Ash or sometimes live a simple life with my girlfriend and my friends who are born in Pokémon

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao what a thread
    I want to live in the pokemon world too

    t. 31 yo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based, can you give us your autism version? where would you go, what would you do, how will it play out
      Which is your team, etc

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That would be too embarrassing, maybe some other day.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >embarrased in anon board
          Ok anon.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Pokemon were real you'd still be a homosexual NEET
    Pokemon would be mundane to you and be as interesting as having a cat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Except I am not a neet, your move.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to go to the Pokémon world and find a girlfriend almost all Pokémon girls have a soul and they are all beautiful

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this thread made me realize half of everyone on this board is on the mid life crisis stage of their lives

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s only half over

      NOOOOO

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope VR or AR gets close enough I can somewhat have "real" pokemon

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cope with this fact knowing no matter at which point in my life I am there will ALWAYS be a fricking pokemon game released that year

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I still want to live in Pokémon because it's the most beautiful world with the best soul.
    Nice words.

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