>only modern game with a National Dex
>totally free to play
>all you need is a smart phone
>gets you fit and healthy
>keeps you fit and healthy
>gets you in the pants of hot weeb girls ages 18-22
PoGo bros... WE WON!
Pokmon Go Chads Stay Winning
>totally free to play
It's not free at all, it's a tedious and grindy piece of shit that wants you pay to speed it up
Cope, you're just bad at the game.
Free to play is a completely unacceptable business model because the games are designed to be grindy in order to psychologically manipulate people into spending money on them.
Anything that tries to psychologically manipulate people into spending money should be illegal.
Just walk, fatty.
Anyone that gets manipulated by that kind of trite deserves it.
The only thing Pokemon Go manipulates people into doing is exercising and engaging with their local community.
both of those are wholly untrue.
spoofing is the best way to play the game, and communities are all dead because we aren't in summer 2016 any more.
ah, so you are american
Not that anon, but American, when Go came out it was awesome. People were everywhere and I’d meet with friends downtown and have drinks and play. Now it’s mostly spoofers and car sitters. Except for that weird crew that hangs out at the mall. But no thanks.
>I'm an anti-social homosexual who refuses to interact with new players, this is totally the game's fault and not mine
Download Campfire, dipshit.
Just because I still play Pokémon Go doesn’t mean I wanna play with any other losers that still do.
It's literally DESIGNED to manipulate people. You don't have a choice. The game is designed to wear down your patience. It constantly assaults your brain.
Just walk, bro.
I don't play grindy games. I only play games that respect my busy schedule
>my bus schedule
wagie, wagie, get in the cagie!
Pretty bold coming from the one who never comes out of their mother’s basement
I leave the basement every day to play Pokémon Go, you moron.
I’ve been playing the game for free for years. Just don’t spend money. Go fight a gym
The game is designed to annoy you into spending money on it. These "games" are manipulative by design, they hire psychologists to help them design these shitty games
Guess I’m just too strong minded.
Based as frick, ftp is a blight on the gaming industry
At least Go isn’t a gatcha game I suppose
>he has to pay because he's fat and stupid to do light exercise
lol I guess you are american?
>it's a tedious and grindy piece of shit that wants you pay to speed it up
What are you doing that's so tedious and grindy? Please don't tell me you're trying to get all 4-star, shiny, max-CP pokemon.
Bro, walking around my neighborhood and catching Pokemon is so grindy and tedious! They should just have the Pokemon pre caught for me already!
If I didn't just spend the past two weeks arguing with VGCucks complaining that Game Freak won't do *exactly this*, that joke might be funnier.
Team Oldgay
Team Keyed. Team Charizard from Kanto. Team Genwunner. Team gets the girl.
Sometimes I wonder how many people in America got robbed or became victims of various crimes due to consequences of playing GO and following into some ghetto.
You can't blame a video game for the existence of Africans.
True, they are from much more older game.
I've heard its players were called 'cops'.
Not a damn single declarative statement in this post is true.
t. scat/vomit troony
National Dex is objectively true, there are currently 804 unique Pokemon in Go. More than Sword and Shield and Scat/Vomit.
Never mind the fact that it takes four days minimum to get the required amount of coins to buy 50 more box slots to fill with more useless Pikachu costumes
Based. Soon it will become the only official pokemon game in existence to have more than 810 mons and consolegays will seethe forever
>tfw he's a GoChad
>download game years ago to see what all the fuss is about
>play somewhat regularly, participate in event days to get a bunch of shinies
>STILL haven't been able to complete several events because no Ditto
>STILL haven't evolved a large number of mons because they rarely, if ever, show up
>STILL can't complete a single 5-star raid because nobody is ever playing this
Some "game" you got here
Host raids on Leekduck Raid Now. There are Japs who will carry you.
Damn, Nat Dex? Sweet! How do I get Arceus in this game?
Sinnoh Tour, 2024.
Into the trash it goes then. Especially if it's going to be paywalled.
the guy looks cool in his hat
Go taught me how to love again.
Based.
You know he's bald.
I deleted Go when it asked me to grind my Pokemon up for currency. It's the antithesis of soul.
>p--please give Hanke your location data
No. And don't even talk about the laggy tapfest GBL is.
Cope.
Anyone else think that the old man in OP pic is kinda hot?