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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oof

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the new one bad?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So the game is designed to be retroactively playable with the previously purchased content and races; that's the draw. Otherwise no one would want to play it.
        And that's literally that because they decided to release the game with the retroactive portion not playable- and when TW:WH2 it took them about a month I believe to get it working?
        This is likely to take them around 8 months to 1 year for it to be fully properly implemented.
        Also the TW:WH3 campaign right now is essentially just 4 demon factions and 2 human ones and its boring and its not fun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People are waiting for immortal empires. Game was also released a half-broken mess, like all Total war games (this is not a justification, I stopped playing myself because of this shit).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2 had a shitty main campaign, saved by the mortal empires and their B team that handles the DLCs (unlike the A team that did the main campaign they actually understand what the players want).
        While the B team was fixing their game, the A team, having learned absolutely nothing by the main campaign in 2 that absolutely no one played, proceeded to do the same exact thing again, but somehow even more annoying and frustrating.
        Hopefully immortal empires campaign will save the game, and B team will move over and start making actually good stuff in form of DLCs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        unfinished. reintroduced bugs because its based on an older build. lacking the main content people want to play. which wont be done for like a year by the smaller dlc team it got dumped on to fix everything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not bad, it just doesn't have Mortal Empires yet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Actually it is bad. But it's made much, much worse by its mario party garbage campaign. I don't understand how these morons didn't realize 95% of their playerbase just wants to paint the map their color. Honestly 3 never should have existed, it should have just been DLC expansions until they had the entire warhammer map and all of the races plus whatever cool OC donutsteel stuff they wanted to do with cathay, khuresh and ind. Because most people didn't mind them making up shit, just make up cool shit not some shitty board game overlay for the campaign system that you've been running with for 20 years, that everyone enjoys.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I own the game, I had a good amount of fun with it. Currently waiting for ME because there's only so much fun you can have with 8 factions and a limited map.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I own the game
              You own nothing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I own your mom's pussy, b***hboy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And I'm happy.
                Your point?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was rushed and released in an unfinished state. The updates for Immortal empires (which connects TW1, TW2 and TW3) look very promising, but it should've been almost done on release.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just playing other games until the immortal empires beta releases
      Hopefully the chaos warrior rework is fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't Warhammer 2 made free for a while? Would make sense for it to have more players if that was the case.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just waiting for IE to migrate.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They made their money on it I guess, but just imagine if the game was free-to-play with big updates and microtransactions. Could have been the biggest game since OG WoW.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >free-to-play
      Will be filled with shitty thirdworlders who would do nothing but drag down the quality of the game. F2P games are shit, and you know that.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a game where almost a million players paid 60 dollars each is hilarious to OP
    thinkin' OP is moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let's say it was a full million for a full $60 each, that's $60mil. With Steam's cut that gets reduced down to $42mil.

      Now let's make a very rough estimate for how many people likely worked on the game and for how long, let's say 300 people for 3 years. Each person might get an average salary of $150k. In total, that would be $45mil of paid salary for employees that worked on a game that only brought back $42mil. In this scenario it wouldn't have even broken even, and we aren't even taking into account the cost for facilities and equipment and marketing.

      The upfront cost of the game was never meant to pay for it, the in-game cash shop was supposed to make up the rest. But you can't do that when most of your players have quit. That's why this is a blunder and $60mil really isn't all that much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually I goofed hard in my math, for 3 years of that scenario it would be 135mil paid in salaries. That makes it much, much worse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Average salary of 150k? You out of your fricking mind?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Amazon is based in Seattle, that's what devs are paid out here, probably even more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Amazon is based in Seattle, that's what devs are paid out here, probably even more.

          im neither of you but new world dev team is in california, so it could cost a lot
          but they also definitely outsourced support and potentially a lot of asset stuff so I dunno

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not at all. That's probably an underestimate. https://www.levels.fyi/?compare=Amazon,Facebook,Google&track=Software%20Engineer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this is assuming you're part of amazon's sales software engineer (the people who run the actual trillion dollar site) not their gaming division who most likely gets paid way less.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Here's a listing for a senior position in their games department. That's just base pay too. You get stocks and decent bonus on top of that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >senior
                so one person not the average employee

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not actually that high of a position. It's generally 2 levels above the lowest position. You should be the equivalent of a senior engineer at a company like that within 5 years. In any case, that base salary is almost identical to what levels.fyi lists for Amazon's senior software engineer, so I don't know what you think you're arguing here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >$60mil really isn't all that much.
        the absolute state of this fricking board i swear

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          homie New World easily cost more than double that amount.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also new world wasnt a $60 game. It launched at 30 bucks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The all time high concurrent player count doesn't represent how many people bought the game moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        New World sold 5mil copies its first month of sales... What the frick are you smoking?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where are they based off that they don't even have to pay tax?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Gamedev
        >Avg 150k salary
        AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let's say it was a full million for a full $60 each, that's $60mil. With Steam's cut that gets reduced down to $42mil.

      Now let's make a very rough estimate for how many people likely worked on the game and for how long, let's say 300 people for 3 years. Each person might get an average salary of $150k. In total, that would be $45mil of paid salary for employees that worked on a game that only brought back $42mil. In this scenario it wouldn't have even broken even, and we aren't even taking into account the cost for facilities and equipment and marketing.

      The upfront cost of the game was never meant to pay for it, the in-game cash shop was supposed to make up the rest. But you can't do that when most of your players have quit. That's why this is a blunder and $60mil really isn't all that much.

      please never get a job that involves anything beyond addition and subtraction

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post sega's mmo numbers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just as much on Microsoft as it is Sega

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and can't forget the million players on xbox!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        post sega's mmo numbers

        Best part is that troony community manager lied in a interview saying that the major update last month brought in so many players.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You talkin about puzzle pirates?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE BEST PART IS THEY'RE STILL UPDATING IT...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >copevengers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they have twitch drops for this currently as well

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would have gone with Amazon prime bonuses if I were them, but maybe Amazon told them to frick off they didn't want their service sullied by that sht.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nah they have prime bonuses too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Square Enix spent 10s of millions on licensing fees and made fricking Kamala Khan the central protagonist. They've lost 200mil in total to this moronic blunder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You love to see it. Capeshit is a cancer of this era's culture.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's almost impressive actually to flop that spectacularly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they tried to sell XP boosts after making the XP grind worse
      >and after saying all the MTX would be cosmetic
      hilarious. utter desperation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >adds spiderman and he swings like absolute shit and make his movement not fun
      >spiderman comes to fortnite and they add swinging better and can attach to vechiles to ski around and whatnot
      How the hell did a BR game did a better job at being spiderman than the actual avenger game?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because despite what Ganker would have you believe and whatever you feel about the player base aside, Fortnite is stupidly well done, maintained, and consistently updated.
        Unironically the best BR on the market now that no-build mode is permanent

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dumb moron PUBG is better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >PUBG where 50% of the players are bots, 40% of the players are chinks, and 99% of players are using hacks
            Yeah man totally great game. PUBG was good during the pre-1.0 beta test realm and that's about it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just logged on yesterday to my level 38 and there was a queue. Granted, it was a 3 person queue but still.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amazed there's still that many

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's morons grinding out the battle pass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ah I can understand that, the desire to get the most out of what you paid for.

    • 2 years ago
      Alessio

      If you ignore the fact it's the latest Battlefield game, and that it peaked at 100k... 6-8k players is not that bad. You should still be able to find people to play with.
      What's funny is that it has less players than Battlefield 5 AND Battlefield 1.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        words words words

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's 6,500 players too many

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is up-to-date? Its got a higher active playerbase than I thought.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It got an expansion recently, so i'd assume it was that.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would probably be higher if it wasnt priced so badly. They want 70 dollars for it? When a lot of people already paid 60 or so for it on the console? Frick that. If it was 20 bucks or around there people would have bought it. Also doesnt count anyone dumb enough to have bought it on epic store.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It has been on sale for like 30% off since launch till like yesterday. Still too much though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, this one looks normal for an RPG

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tales of arise had bigger numbers, that's just fricking sad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >game took 2 years to release on steam
      >that'll be $69.99 + tax + tip please
      do they think that shit will work if they decide to do the same thing with kingdom hearts, stranger of paradise and nu-twewy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >old as frick
      >extremely overpriced
      >fresh off not one, not two but THREE exclusivity deals expiring to allow it to be put on this platform
      Even a good game would probably not survive this situation, and 7R is a shitty game on top. Those 13k sales were on the FF7 brand alone, from fanatics or people who didn't yet know what a shitshow this is even after two years of it having come out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >13k sales
        Add a zero to the end of that and you're getting closer to the actual number.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I meant 13k players, not sales.
          It's probably more than it had official sales on EGS for all the six months it was stuck there, at least.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty good for such an old game tbh

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >easy mode
    >doesn't post the easiest pick of all time
    Didn't it make the news for dropping to 1 player?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Journalists dont like bringing up how hard Platinum has fallen. Same reason nobody talked abiut Sol Cresta.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What exactly possessed Platinum to believe the people who said they would totally buy this April fool's joke for real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody talks about Sol Cresta because it's a shmup, the vast majority of journos don't have a clue about the genre

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post Halo.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >steamcharts got started in 2013
    >original was SEVEN YEARS OLD when its data started being recorded
    >peak playercount is still higher than the pozzed remaster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This series is exactly my generation and we knew it was shit even then. We only played it because it was installed on the school PCs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >remaster also came out on GOG
      yeah no shit people aren't playing it on steam

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None of (You) play these games
    What is your favourite game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not been posted but I played and enjoyed radical heights.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, I think the floor doesn't exist...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DIdn't they kill this game off?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, effectively. But it's still relatively funny that they fricked it so bad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they should have known when they announced it to a room full of die-hard fans and they started booing.

          That type of tone-deafness is only eclipsed by Blizzard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >11
      >29
      do you think there's a discord group out there dedicated to playing artifact while literally everyone left?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know lawbreakers hung on for a little while by everybody getting in discord to plan matches so maybe.
        But then you will only need 2 people for a game of artifact and ping won't matter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody post the pasta

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >could have been the best TCG
      JUST

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      26 all-time peak? this cant be right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Was a shock to me when I learnt as well, I guess the entire fanbase is contained within the Ganker threads
        Or is there some patreon only build people are playing instead or something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a singleplayer mostly linear TPS with zero marketing other than the blatant shill threads, and story updates are months apart so there aren't any big peaks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >26 all-time peak?
        It's probably the dev and 25 alt accounts. homosexual can't stop shilling his goblina here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man despite seeing that game pop up all the time here I knew it was just being shilled by either the dev or some nutcase fan. 26 is pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick. i see threads for this game all the time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      one thing that comes up in almost every thread is:
      >I wont buy it because I dont want my friends think I`m a pedo"
      and then anon learns how to hide games on steam which also hides it from stats.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ this is fricking embarrassing. I would unironically kill myself if I played this game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine playing this shit game and knowing you're the only one. How does the dev cope with having made such a flop?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking knew this pedo shit was being legit shilled here. Mods need to ban it from the site.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How many more times is the one schizo going to respond to this post?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >goblin dev mad because more people hate his pedobait game than actually play it
        lol
        lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even care about the "game" but you seriously need to take your meds.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I-I don't even care about the game
            Sure. Just like you're not even the dev, or don't even have pedo shit open on another monitor while you work on a shit update that won't do anything to increase your double digit player count lmao.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Again, take your meds and stop inventing scenarios.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no I'm not shilling my own game here and getting my discord to bump the threads
                Who do you think you're fooling anymore? We have cold hard numbers.

                Constant threads for a game that doesn't even break 30 players? You've been exposed you shill homosexual. What's wrong, did reddit ban you for being a pedo so you came here? Frick off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are seriously mentally ill, how do you even function in everyday life?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                More like how do you function knowing you spent 3 years on a pedobait non game only a couple dozen players max lmao.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Better than another thread about fricking ubisoft game, can't wait november where there 10 threads about that fricking pirate game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's okay for pedo dev to shill his pedo shit because ubisoft does it!
                Go back to your pedo game discord goblin shill.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but I would rather have a thousand goblinism threads over just 1 globohomosexual thread.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Steamdb estimates Onirism is owned by at least 6 thousand people.

                Looks like the goblinism discord is here. Too bad there's not enough of you to actually make a difference lmao.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I never cared for onirism, but I will bump the threads just to take a piss on you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your game will never break 30 players.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even like goblinism because it's Western shit. I just dislike globohomosexual more.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I-I don't even like goblinism
                >but
                I see you goblin shill.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >seeing text that doesn't exist
                Meds.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >globorism

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Steamdb estimates Onirism is owned by at least 6 thousand people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what the frick? I thought it's some obscure porn game, but it's that shooter with e-girl MC. I see threads about it here literally every day. So this is true power of schizo shills....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The threads never talk about the gameplay because they're made by the dev and his discord shills, and they know the actual game part of it is shit. Not that protag is cute though. She looks like a fricking goblin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and people think uoh threads are naturall and part of vee culture

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's clearly the pedo dev shilling here. He's been at it for 3 years and can't even manage to get his game to 100 players at the very least lmao.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some of those are, but not the ones dedicated to that game. That girl is ugly as shit, you can't possibly think the people posting about the cute blonde Pragmata e-girl are the same ones posting about that goblina.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          Pedorisim dev is clearly trying to cash in on actual popular games like nobeta, except his game is shit and the girl is ugly as frick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nobeta doesn't need shilling, it sold hundreds of thousands already and has a successful patreon. Goblinism is the one that can't manage a playercount higher than 26 after 3 years of constant shilling lmao.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uuuoooahh posting I think is natural because blowing rope to e-girl is not new nor exclusive to Ganker. Onrism and I suspect Nobeta is being actively skilled by the creator.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        and people think uoh threads are naturall and part of vee culture

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dont even need a chart for this one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I knew this was gonna flop but I really thought as shit as they are the game freak name would hold at least a bit of Pedigree and I never would have imagined it flopping THAT hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bruh i didn't even know this was on steam LMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They really need to give pokemon to a different company, they're carried so fricking hard by the brand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >give pokemon to another company
        ???
        it's not like Nintendo owns the IP and can do what they want with it. The IP is split 3 ways, with Nintendo owning the lowest share (32%)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't that mean they could go multiplat theoretically?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, because Nintendo wouldn't allow it. Despite owning the lowest amount of shares overall, Nintendo has a decent chunk of shares of both Creatures and Gamefreak (the other 2 companies that hold the other 68%), which is why Nintendo only owns 32% and not 33%.

            It's one of those things where it's basically just easier for all parties involved if Pokemon games are only on Nintendo devices (and I guess Mobile now, since JP doesn't consider mobile games a direct competitor to tradtional console games)

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad this game bombed not just because it actually deserved to bomb with how atrocious it was but also because Capcom homosexuals (read SF and Marvel players) needed some humbling experience in the FGC

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shilled by DUNKEY and he couldn't even get sales on that shit- Holy frick that's sad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who knows how well it sold on the Switch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      $35 for a fricking indy mirrors edge timing thing-
      no thanks, miss me with that shit. $10 is likely a yes, and 15 is a maybe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you just reminded me of the king of JUST FRICK MY SHIT UP

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick happened

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ITS CALLED AN ARTSTYLE OK

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            literally soul/souless

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still play the first one local with my nephews on occasion. Really fun doing local teams or local FFA. The simplistic graphics turned them off at first but after a few rounds they basically had rabies and were determined to learn how to disarm each other every chance they could. Really fun times.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn doesn't even have a dude fencing in the image just a fricking worm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was in an indie world so maybe it at least did better on switch, but it was a long period between that presentation and release

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >3.2k peak is supposedly bad for literal who indie
      You morons never cease to amaze me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      $35 for a fricking indy mirrors edge timing thing-
      no thanks, miss me with that shit. $10 is likely a yes, and 15 is a maybe

      It's 20 and oh sorry that some people have individual taste and don't just do whatever the most people do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dunkey is such a homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >making fun of a game that actually really good
      frick you Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That seems pretty good for an indie title though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good, frick the people that made it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hope they haven't broken even after blowing budget on overused voice actors and cutscenes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it sold well and is still played
      you sound like a jelly wannabe game dev

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Single player indie game has low player count? Shocking. It's actually a good game and I can just sit back and relax while I try to get the fastest time I can. But I also like these types of games.

      Seum
      Deadcore
      Lovely Planet

      All fun.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there are more people watching artifact on twitch than playing the fricking game on steam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Watching Artifact
      People are using the Artifact section to stream shows, movies and sometimes porn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But why, is it more loosely moderated than Just Chatting?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think there was a bit of a meme regarding doing that at some point and people still do it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I watched morbius 3 times on it
        also lmao at it getting rereleased in theaters and bombing a second time because sony thought memes would carry over to tickets

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So does he say 'it's morbin time' or not?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no, he does say "I am venom" though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I actually wanted to see it in cinema the first time but never got round to it and still didn't feel any desire to see the re release lmao. I then later watched a comedic synopsis that made it sound pretty shit so I never made any attempt to see even a pirate stream.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's not awful but its like one of those early 2000s superhero movies, except they also trimmed as much of it as they could so it has a lot of abrupt cuts, scenes that could exist almost anywhere in the movie, and plot hooks that go nowhere

            like an example, there's an annoying detective who exists and somehow has superhuman abilities that is never explained. like morbius vampire jumps up 30 flights of stairs, and the detective somehow gets to him on the top floor before he can fly away or escape or something. apparently he was supposed to have a robotic arm and shit but they just cut that entire shit out.

            jared leto's acting is also shit, and the vampire transformation is just permanently turning on that face of bilbo baggins from LOTR doing a jumpscare

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sanna <3

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some anti-charts?
    Who knew this game did so well?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That new Terminator game I guess?
      The new movies are garbage yet the game seems pretty successful. Probably the same with that Jurassic World game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Played this recently, it was pretty fun although kinda misses the point of the movies lol. Would recommend to fellow dino autists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Judging by the dinosaur nerds on Twitter I think they're just happy to get anything with a dinosaur in it.
      A noble pursuit, it's just a shame they're a few rungs away from furries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Every so often I check in on that The Isle dinosaur game and it seems Dino Nerds are happy so long as they can frolic about as Whateversaurus, actual gameplay or development be damned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it's a fun game. The sequel sucks, wait for the third game.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >even in its sorry semi-abandoned state, TF2 is still firmly in the top10, 15 years later
    Legendary.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's only because of botting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's bots and Valve inflating the numbers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's only because of botting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            You know there are other ways to play TF2 that isn’t Casual mode, right?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah 24/7 2fort/hightower

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            >this uneducated trite again
            Teamwork tf grabs player numbers from a single time instant. Steam API polls all players from a full hour interval. No shit the latter will be several times higher.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Valve's own in-game numbers lie!!
              >trust this third party site instead, goy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So if valve is supposedly pushing their own playercount to make the game look less dead, why would their own counter show less players than the third-party site? Doesn't make any sense

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >why would their own counter show less players than the third-party site? Doesn't make any sense
                Why do you think they stopped showing those numbers in their games....

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why is the third-party site partaking in inflating valves numbers?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because Valve send them that information, if you didn't know this they control Steam and can easily make it look like a billion players is playing a game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so by that logic this whole thread is pointless because all the numbers are possible lies

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My guess is that it made them look bad to have their real numbers compared against everyone else's inflated numbers. It's not as if all these other games make their player numbers widely available in anyway. Blizzard has been caught lying about user numbers numerous times.

                The biggest difference is
                >Muh player numbers
                Isn't used to try to justify people play their games. They do that with gameplay. Blizzard just uses ass and lemming mindset.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >uneducated trite
              You mean to say "tripe". Trite is an adjective, not a noun.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Game?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like elden ring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Reviews are mixed due to Ganker community campaign against the game
      Well now isn't this true?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Searching for posts with the image hash ‘9Q1p6XS4CMojgaI38p9HsA==’. 81 results found.
        Did you change the imagefile again, troony? I've seen one of these image with 400+ posted, another with 300+ and so on.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh sorry am I not allowed to save images from other anons for future purposes now?
          I saved up this one too and search it as well if you want.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How much is from soft paying you? You have been posting these images non-stop for over 6 months now.
            Is the wage at least worth it?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing. I do it for the sole pleasure of getting the seething replies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he does it for free

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What an earth causes such behaviour? If I don't like a game, I just don't play it, what causes multiple people to actively go out of their way to make negative threads about it on Ganker?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOO DON'T TALK ABOUT VIDEOGAMES ON THE VIDEOGAME BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            All I'm getting from this shit is discord is full of even more mentally ill freaks than Ganker

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was a guy making up a fake conversation so he could spam that image in EVERY single Elden ring thread to deflect any kind of criticism.
          It's pretty much the go to tactic for shills now, they make up some fake scenario like a "discord group leak" that says they are raiding the site....then they spam this in every single thread or any time someone has any negative opinions on the game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Told you so

            Autism.
            [...]
            lol.

            Shills refuse to actually try and talk about the negative things in their game, instead now they just spam these images to deflect any criticism instead of actually discuss the game. You will see this more and more.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And you refuse to aknowledge the severe autism this board had about the game.
              The game is flawed, yes. It is by means no masterpiece yet it is still a good game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >And you refuse to aknowledge the severe autism this board had about the game.
                You mean like shills faking discord leaks and spamming them every single thread for 6 months+?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean like the immense Shazam Posting prior to the release of the game. That whole tortanic stuff that you're playing dumb about now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see Shazam posters posting the same images 6+months straight while you paid shills do it.
                And I'm not even joking that you've been doing it for over 6 months.

                https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/588265853/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't see Shazam posters posting the same images 6+months straight while you paid shills do it.
                You're right. We see seething threads about the game everyday.
                Which makes you wonder what kinds of people are behind them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >someone talks about Elden Ring player numbers in a steam player number thread
                >NOOOO IT MUST BE THE SHAZAM DISCORD GROUP SEE I POSTED THE IMAGE FOR THE 1000'th TIME THIS WILL SHOW THEM
                yeah.....so much seething about this game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >someone talks about Elden Ring player numbers in a steam player number thread
                More like someone posted an irrelevant image that doesn't have anything to do with the quantity of players the game has at the moment.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't see Shazam posters posting the same images 6+months
                Where the frick were you in the year+ lead up to Elden Ring?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Outed yourself as a massive newbie, frick off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Autism.

          It was a guy making up a fake conversation so he could spam that image in EVERY single Elden ring thread to deflect any kind of criticism.
          It's pretty much the go to tactic for shills now, they make up some fake scenario like a "discord group leak" that says they are raiding the site....then they spam this in every single thread or any time someone has any negative opinions on the game.

          lol.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the joy of doing pointless things as a group.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, Elden Ring was cancer by flooding Ganker for months and making other discussions inpossible.
          It's the same shit with every popular normalgay game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There will always be autist when there is a super popular game. It happened with Cyberpunk. It happened with Breath of the Wild. It happened to Elden Rings.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            At least Cyberpunk had a good reason to be shitposted.
            Cyberpunk and the birth of Shazam were a complete mistake.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I always said the same thing about TORtanic.
              The downside to any truly spectacular game flop is that there will inevitably be some autists who desperately want it to happen again to continue the good times, but they also confuse cause and effect. They believe that if they rain dance (shitpost) hard enough, they can make it happen themselves.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >TORtanic
                That shit completely ruined Ganker. For practically every single new AAA game that comes out there's always a handful of autistic dipshits that try to make it the new TORtanic (now Shazam) and it's fricking awful.

                It's also hilarious considering how well both TOR and CP2077 did profit wise in the end

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                TOR was an early example of an absolutely awful game doing well financially by hooking whales into a israeli cash shop

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Posting the edit
        Fromtroons, not even once

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You trannies know people can just search the archives and see which one came first, right?
          Which begs the question, why the insistence on trying to disprove there's a group of discordtroons trying to besmirch ER?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Probably because he is either one of them or because
            >game popular bad.
            Remember the various voting threads? Because I remember.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I remember they kept switching the site they used because they genuinely thought it was botted, fricking hilarious

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And they got absolutely ass blasted.
                Fun times.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are they like this? Why do they despise success?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                God that's pathetic, imagine just hoping a game turns out bad just to win some '''''''''''''''''''''''internet points'''''''''''''''''''' with a bunch of randoms

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody should ever hope a game is bad. Why would you? If it's good you can enjoy it and have fun. It just makes sense to want every game to be good.
                People that want every game to fail are not gamers to me. They are anti-fun loving gays and nothing but.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you have no actual proof in the first place? The image he made in response is making fun of your blatantly faked image. The fact that you spammed it for months just makes it even more pathetic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              why would he call it an edit if not to imply the one he posted was the original (which, as already stated, it isn't)?
              it's a shame that no one takes actual ER criticism seriously, but that's a hole shazamtroons dug themselves

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So after several months you still have no actual proof of a discord group or raid? This picture consists first of a pic of a bot. Which anyone can make. Easily . Second and third pic anyone could fake right now. Just change profile pic and name. You show no discord ids. You show no server. You show no members list.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's hilarious how blatantly obvious you guys are. You're basically the only ones that ever reply to this picture, and you always say the same "YEAH WELL YOU CANT BACK IT UP ANY MORE THAN THE PROOF YOUVE ALREADY PROVIDED!"

          It's blatant that you're part of the group that got caught on discord organizing anti-ER raids and you're butthurt as frick over the success of the game. Just move on with your life already, everyone else has.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not an argument. Back it up with proof. Otherwise i won this argument. If your next reply isnt with actual proof then consider this your loss.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shills get off on believing they've deceived people.

            They deceive themselves first and foremost. Learn to exploit their ignorance and hubris to make them humiliate themselves.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Learn to exploit their ignorance and hubris to make them humiliate themselves.
              I'd rather just not engage with them other than in an occasional random post calling them out on their blatant bullshit. Calling one out post that I see out of 50+ isn't that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things.

              However, replying to them and baiting them to "show how stupid they are" is quite literally exactly what they want - bringing more (and constant) attention to them and whatever they're shilling. Hubris indeed.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Still no forge or coop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I need coop
      Wait Ganker has friends

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Halo players have at least 1 friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's still fun though, you can even play with bots that are like real humans in difficulty but without the camping and energy sword sweat.

      Best of all it's free, Can't complain about something free.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Bots that are like real humans in difficulty
        lmao are you fricking kidding
        you get a bot in a ranked match on your team you auto lose
        The game's a fricking mess. 343 shouldn't just be shut down, they should all be killed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean like if you play all bots, It feels like a real match and the difficulty is on par.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was the most popular fps on the planet at some point in time, Microsoft literally ruins everything they touch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is going to be Master Duel within 3 months

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Soon.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more anti-charts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this game?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a clicker game shilled by streamers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A 2000s era flash game but with castlevania ripoff sprites.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's genuinely just Robotron/Gauntlet with no level or enemy pattern design, giving you an absolutely overpowered kits so dopamine hits.
        The freaking Hoe-girlve ripoff, Holocure, is much better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worms is too strong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It had its time. Pretty sure the game sold well.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in defense of it, of course it's going to be extremely console heavy, its both a fighting game and a game that while having nostalgic elements for older teens and young adults, is still a kids game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I almost bought this kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i bought it, fricked around for a while, had some laughs, then refunded it
        very worthwhile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fake and trans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never ever pander to meleegays.
      But also the other guys right console is probably overrepresented

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Viacom's fault for not shelling out dollarydoos for voice acting.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are people posting single player games? i would expect single player games to not have as high of a player count period and to be much lower than what it was at release

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Think about how dumb someone with an average IQ is. Now remember that half of the people posting here have an IQ lower than that.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Sisters... we were supposed to be the GOTY... 10/10 masterpiece.......

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't a multiplayer game. We've all beat it like 4 times.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It isn't a multiplayer game
        people still playing are playing pvp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Half of it is multiplayer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It isn't a multiplayer game
          people still playing are playing pvp

          >Half of it.
          The multiplayer is completely optional. Invasions and jolly cooperation aren't mandatory.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >optional
            they still are the reason why so many people are still playing the game. give a look on the player activity for souls games on PC on the months before and after the servers were taken down because of the possible bug and you'll see

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So? Multiplayer is still optional and not a core mechanic that you need to progress in the main story. Multiplayer in souls games are a bonus nothing more and nothing else.
              Personally I keep playing it because I enjoy playing other builds and because I love to easily handle bosses after knowing their patterns.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >So?
                so saying it's not a multiplayer game when it has multiplayer elements that are 90% of the reason why people still play the game is silly. it would probably have two times more people if the pvp was better

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ER has the weakest multiplayer in the series.
          No covenants, no way to invade solo hosts, disconnects after two minutes.
          It's mostly a single player game, they've even introduced ashes that are basically single player summons.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Half of it
          why you tell lies on the internet?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The multiplayer is optional and very poorly designed to the point it seems an afterthought that they added very late in development so autists wouldnt reeeeeeee at them for not adding online.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >implying
        This shit is like 100+ hours long 80% of which are filler.
        Most people played it once tops, if you look at the achievement you'll probably see that the majority probably didn't even bother finishing it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >if you look at the achievement you'll probably see that the majority probably didn't even bother finishing it.
          If you look at the achievements for nearly every game out there you'll see that the majority didn't bother finishing it. People that actually finish a game are in the vast minority of gamers.
          Except for Sony first party "movie" games, for whatever reason those things have insanely high completion rates compared to other similar AAA games

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If I had nogames I'd finish them too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a big number for a single player game.
      Even after three months.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It has nearly the same users as Skyrim. A single player game that is over a decade old.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are 40k players at ER while there's 20k in Skyrim though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Skyrims all time peak is also 15x times lower than Elden rings

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. ER truly made a record.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Skyrim also has a frickton of mods for more casual players, while most mods for Elden Ring just make it harder. Only well known one that doesn't is the seamless co-op.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for posting this. I love watching fromedromes piss and shit their pants coping

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SHAZAM WON

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post LawBreakers

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    VGTG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss you every day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that game. Even at its peak it was still the worst game in a once great series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 players? Is it still playable?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a tribes clone that re-releases with mod support on september 2nd
      https://store.steampowered.com/app/1231210/Midair_Community_Edition/
      You gays better put you money where your mouth is, this time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >midair
        That is not a TA clone, that is a meta Starsiege Tribes clone, TA had the perfect balance for everyone, sanic, basement dweller, and fatsos.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It'll have mod support so I'm not TOO worried.
          If it's too bad, I'll try and make some voicepacks for the 6 anons that'll be playing it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I will forever hate HiRez for their homosexualry and I will buy this. 90% sure it's going to be pushed back again though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and I will buy this
          It's f2p, anon.. though there will be microtransactions according to their early access description.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Under 6% player retention

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no one has posted Blunderborn yet

      This is actually good for a fighting game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SFV has around 20% retention, yes the all-time peak is good but it doesn't help that 94% of players abandoned Strive
        Tekken has around 40% but that's mostly bots

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >but that's mostly bots
          why do you think that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was proven

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Where?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you’ve never played tekken.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have I love Tekken but most players are bots

                Where?

                https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/comments/gu73e9/what_percentage_of_players_are_bots/
                It's also on a series of threads on twitter but I don't have them at the moment also matchmaking takes a long while

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he is a coping capwiener

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This is actually good for a fighting game
        good if you're not a yuropoor, otherwise you're gonna play against the same people forever

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah. welcome to fighting games. enjoy your stay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao. Soivers actually thought it was going to stay a main game. Then when it died under a year they desperately try to act like it is suppose to happen and it is good it died.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is this game still going steady.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ultimate autism simulator
      also good one at that
      also mods

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It surprises me that a lot of Paradox games are in 5-digit numbers for users. I know there's multiplayer, but no one plays that, right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hoi and CK are amazing in multiplayer, EU not so much, but its a good game to learn with a friend

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are there really pickup Hoi games? I assumed everyone played with their own groups and that random matches are hellholes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i dont know about that, i play with a discord group

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's what I figured regarding multiplayer Paradox games but I don't think that the multiplayer is why it's so huge in player numbers, which is surprising because the game looks like autism at first sight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Autism map painters are obviously very popular. They have much better staying power than FOTMFPS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing else like it overall.
      Civ is turn based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      played 1000 hours, got bored and stopped playing for years.
      Then anbennar mod came out and its just eu4 but better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's fun painting maps, it tickles a special kind of autism within me

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Remove the entire sandbox in your Sandbox MMO because you let a clique of streamers be your beta testers and they gaslit you into thinking no one wants a RustMMO + Runescape
    >Hire basically 0 coders so your game is so easily exploited you do weekly resets instead of trying to stamp out the issues when they appear
    >Have 0 endgame content apart from random world chests boosting your gearscore and RNG, so every server has 100+ people congalining open dungeons just to open chests then log off
    And the best part
    >Sell the game for PVP enthusiasts with full loot drop on death (Thus why crafting is the way it is), then let aforementioned clique tell you to have pvp be optional
    New World: What could have been

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did this game do so well? I'm impressed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's an MMO with constant content updates, what did you expect?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's an MMO with constant content updates, what did you expect?
        yeah but 95% of MMOs fricking flop hard by the first 6 months. they are lucky to last more than 2 years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How did this game do so well? I'm impressed

          that game is like 9 years old

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Warframe isn't a mmo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was basically the only game to play on ps4 because it had zero games, was free, and was heavily marketed. also helps its crossplay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You actually made me look this up there's no crossplay yet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Crossplay has been asked fornfor years and never happened because pc is always 3 weeks ahead or more in patches.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is doing a lot worse now than 4 years ago. It used to average 100k players and be in the top 5 on steam. Very slow updates, which mostoy only included increasingly annoying grinds and lack of endgame content killed the hype a lot.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Even this board forgot about them already.
    Was expecting it be in earlier post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      surprised that many people still play l4d2. Game doesn't have that much replay value.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Active mod community

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Does it have any mods that aren't just custom epic meme models?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would expect a mod community to be 1000, 5000 on a good day. 30000+? They can't be all modders

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I gotta argue that. I still have it installed. It's a fun game to play even for a short time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just because it doesn't have shitty progression doesn't mean its no fun you dumb frick zoomer.
        Go back to JRPG if you want that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But it does have progression?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No its not, the frick are you talking about?
            Achievement is not progression.
            B4B literally got character levels, skills and card collectible in their vanilla game.
            The moment their players realized that all of thoose are boring and shit the player number start dwindling down.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You progress through the story maps, are you moronic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There are no story, are you moronic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have never played l4d2

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, I played L4D.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then why are you responding to my post?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You respond to me first.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have actual brain damage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bro versus mode and hundreds of modded maps, honestly devs that dont allow mods are moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those numbers are as real as Chinese stream views. Valve heavily inflates their Steamchart numbers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        their numbers and API are so accurate and open that people were able to create exact sales numbers for games until they shut that one loophole down, kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blizzard cope.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who are these people?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Game is good no doubt honestly its fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ok but what about this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I swear some of these unpopulated multiplayer games that have like 2 or 3 people playing are the Mafia using it to communicate to each other or some shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's just memers idling for maximum internet points

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me if my toaster of a computer was good enough, I want to play it. Is it the only AAA Tower Defense game?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some deranged trap is still keep the /vg/ thread alive for whatever reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The artstyle of that game was top tier. Not bad combat either. Greed killed it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Loved the art but the game was confusing as frick with the amount of systems in it. Not to mention the cashshop being a pile of steaming shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man I used to play this all the time when it first released.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of these are moronic because the games were originally launched on different platforms or it's a single player game with no replayability/big mods so of course it's going to die. It amazes me how some people on Ganker think Steam is the only way to play games. Literal zoomers.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lets be honest do you think ever played with more than one thousand or two thousand different unique players? a game having a pop of 10000 or 100000 doesnt make much difference

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I access the Wonderful 101 steamchart page?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See if you can get the numbers from the steam community page instead.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are these good numbers for a 5 year old port of a 10 year old game after the sequel got announced

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it has more players than segas mmo after their big once every 6 months major update came out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'd say so

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the game is also on GoG, fragmented playerbase

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well for a single player game that's on every other platform and GOG, especially one with a smaller fan base, I'd say 2-3k people playing through steam at any given time isn't too bad

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like New World

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this game is a perfect example of a dev's hubris getting the better of them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally small team have some respect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Epic offers to buy studio for $1.5 billion
        >devs reject and then brag about it on twitter
        >game dies within 2 months
        no, it really is funny

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Devs thought that steambabies actually buy games, big mistake.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hi and Hello tim

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I respect their integrity, but you can't pay the bills with respect. They should've taken the money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      halo infinite mp being free cucked them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you're going to post this game do it right gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cheaters killed multiplayer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I rarely encounter these frickers

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ha! Look at that! Out of a million people who bought the game, only a thousand is still playing!
    So, how does that affect the million sales?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      numbergays are just built different than regular humans. like on /vt/ one of the most popular threads is one where they just compare numbers between different streamers all day long. it's fricked

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homies posting singleplayer games

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >using steam charts when there is steamdb
    But what makes this shit even funnier is that Bezos called this game a success after multiple failures with 'just believe in yourself bro' type of tweet

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where we`re you when pokemon was kill?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >40k all time peak for an indie game
      >trying to spin in as a failure
      eat a dick anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like theythem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wish my friend fricking played the game with me, he got salty because his starter pokemon wasn't as strong as mine
      it was just fighting things it wasn't effective against bro, chill, that being said the psychic monkey is based and OP when i played

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually really enjoy infinite and can't wait for forge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /hg/ shill

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there's a /hg/?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          /hg/ shill

          lol there actually is one but noone shills Infinite there aside from 2 people, most of them just default to MCC and tell the rest to delete Infinite on sight
          also it's just schizo shitposting 90% of the time, it'sfunny at times but I wouldn't recommend it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Halo infinite is free, and its the best halo experience for free. Paying for a feature that you'll never use is idiotic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would enjoy infinite more if the multiplayer fricking functioned
      campaigns fun at least

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is this supposed to prove? Those are singleplayer games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        POE1 to POE2 has a dropoff of 50% peak
        PF1 to PF2 has a 100% increase at it's peak.
        Basically that anons way of saying that the Pathfinder series is better than the Pillars series I guess.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Obsidian number go down, literal who slav number go up in comically similar fashion. Hope this helps friend

          That's fair I guess.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Obsidian number go down, literal who slav number go up in comically similar fashion. Hope this helps friend

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Game is good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. nobody

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          t. everyone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mordhau was good
          But devs were too slow and so adamantly against the idea of letting fans have any control
          took them years to release an SDK and there has been NOTHING to incentivize using it. No contests, no community maps have been taken into official servers, nothing. And of course, matchmaking in a game with such a small playerbase is fricking disgusting.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >release an SDK and there has been NOTHING to incentivize using it. No contests, no community maps have been taken into official servers, nothing
            This is such a brainlet homosexual zoomer take that you need to remove yourself from Ganker and never remove.
            The point of map making and mod making is to do it. It's not to win contests or money or clout on official servers. This kind of "what's the point" attitude has directly lead to the stagnation of the industry for decades.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              People that want to play objective maps play on official servers. People that want to duel and roleplay play on custom maps. What if you want to make an objective map? Who is your audience? Who is going to look for a server that offers this, let alone find it?
              I was on a server where they were running Castle Wars. Nevermind how it's fricking CTF, a game type Mordhau doesn't naturally have, it's god damn Castle Wars and it works great. The server has died because nobody plays it and relied on scheduled events out of a Discord. The map was wonderful, but because matchmaking feeds players into official servers where design has been going into the shitter and those that don't want objective modes go straight to duel servers and minecraft random weapon FFA, custom obj servers can not exist because there's nobody playing them. You make these custom maps for a portfolio, to talk about things you've made, not for anybody to enjoy. Without anybody to play them, you can't even test them properly.

              Matchmaking was a mistake and runs completely counter to a creative community environment.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >five year old single player indie sidescroller

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Considering over 200k of them are bots,this is pretty impressive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I believe this includes Chinese players while most games don't, but I could be wrong. Also bots aren't a thing in this game moron, in-game bots yes but not like the bots you see in TF2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Also bots aren't a thing in this game moron
        lmao you are functionally moronic if you think PUBG isn't flooded with bots.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >i-it's just true okay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I played this game from the first week of Early Access till about a year ago.
            It was flooded with bots way back then, it's flooded with bots now.
            Easy way to tell if your game is full of bots - let the game auto-eject you from the plane and watch as there's 20-30 players in nearly every single match that are AFK bots.

            I suppose they MIGHT have fixed it in the last year since I quit, but considering it's been a massive issue the game has faced since they added loot crates to the marketplace, and was still a massive issue when I quit, I doubt it's actually been fixed.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We have a group of 4 that still plays this game because we hate ourselves. There are no drops in this game so this doesn't exist anymore.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                meds and bbc

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What do the mediterranean people have to do with the subsaharian people?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >events that never occur

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmao frick off you clown
                the producer literally talks about how it's a problem

                there were even articles written about it in top tier gaming outlets like pcgame
                https://www.pcgamer.com/pubg-afk-farming/
                as well as literally just typing in "pubg bot farm" into youtube and having thosuands of videos of people farming BP off afk bots.

                but sure, it never happened.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              woah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >in-game bots yes but not like the bots you see in TF2.

        ???

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >in-game bots
          bots spawned in by the game, like if you played a match of quake with bots
          >not like the bots you see in TF2
          free to play accounts being automated by an outside program

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's saying that in PUBG there are AI/bots in game to pad out the player count, similar to how your first couple of matches in other BR games put you against nothing but AI/bots, but there are NOT bots by the way of someone macroing/hacking to automate their character in game.
          Which is total cope, the game is festering with bots, both AI/in game, and player controlled/out of game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I am a moron

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these homies posting games with like 5k players

    as someone who is excited when I find out a cool indie multiplayer game has like 500 players this comes off as just pathetic. As long as there is enough of a playerbase to get into a game regularly then what the frick is the problem.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes aside. I see new world pulling an eso or ff14 where it slowly grows in popularity after the bombing of a start

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you're a moron. New World is dead.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KEK
    OH NONONONONONO NEWWORLDKEKS???? BOZOSISTERS???????????

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many of these games are also on other storefronts with possible sizable player counts?

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got this on release because my friends wanted to play it, we all refunded it after the first couple hours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember seeing gameplay of this and thinking it was the most design-by-committee game possible. It was like it was tailor made to be a shitty streamer game that'd be dropped as soon as their contracts ran out.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I paid money to join the beta, they really promised a new ragnarok online

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The closed beta was really the only good version of this game. It has the worst monetization I've ever seen on par with how Diablo Immortal.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish this game was more popular, I love the format and the gunplay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a really good chart. Had no idea it was still popular.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It sounds like something that came out like 7 years ago and that nobody played, really the worst thing about the game is the name.

        Devs are floundering now though, I guess they have a decent playerbase but new sales are diminishing. If you ask me, they need a large content push before the holidays, expansion pack level of stuff to market.

        Instead they decided to tease a worse version of the ingame premium currency store.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty good
      Both the game and the chart, there could be a possibility of it going f2p in 2.0

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >15th game with most players right now
      such a dead gaem

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally who

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some random indie L4D knockoff with 70s retro-future aesthetics. Looks interesting enough in the trailers but nothing I'd ever actually pay for. If it was on a game pass or Timmys Freebies I'd probably download it and frick around with it for a weekend with the homies and then never think about it again (ala WWZ)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The most soulless thing I have ever played captcha G0Y 4DNT

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why the inspect element

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >BILLION DOLLAR FRANCHISE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >24-hour peak: 1
      Clifford starting the game staring at the main menu while pouring another glass

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    at least you aren't Clifford Blazoople

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact for those that didn't play it.
      The game launched in early access with a cash shop on day 1.
      Legitimately, not remotely shitposting or memeing, at least 15-20% of the games map was unfinished, with random greyscale blockouts for where certain buildings would be, or first run throughs of a house where it's just a bunch of grey shapes with zero texturing or skins applied.
      And it wasn't like this was contained into one small portion of the map. You'd go into a neighborhood and inbetween two fully finished houses would just be a gray shape that somewhat resembled a basic house shape with basic walls but no doors or features or texturing.

      It was really fricking bizarre and clearly a last ditch move to get some more funding. I've never experienced anything remotely close to that in gaming (outside of games that are essentially shitposting in video game form created by 1 or 2 people)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I WANT THE BR AUDIENCE

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the FRICK do you mess up the biggest videogame in Asia like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing no one plays it through Steam

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it has its own launcher

        Those are at most 1k players. I don't think you know just how big DFO is in Asia. It's the highest-grossing video game of all time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it has its own launcher

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who liked and played it for quite awhile I think it just doesn't gel with western players. It's Chinese popularity too ended up dictating how content was made and version differences are pretty matched to area audiences except the English one still isn't though they have just started trying to change it from what I've heard (Quit a bit after Sirocco raid.) Time investment is pretty high for a new player trying to spend as little real money as possible.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Battleborn have something for this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Battleborn is fricking dead m8

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bad. Ass.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Surprisingly low all time peak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1000 players
      There was a whole shitshow here like 10 hears ago, FOR THIS?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it wasn't that people played it
        game journos just talked it up as a 10/10 like every single site
        they praised every aspect of it and it 100% did hurt the industry

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game got so BTFOd that nobody has even mentioned it here for months kek

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really really wanted Disgaea to be a success on PC because I absolutely love the franchise but asking people to pay €70 for it is just ridiculous.

    I'm glad it has these pitiful numbers. It got released less than 2 weeks ago btw.

    For some reason uploading files from my IP range is blocked so here's the url:

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always get a big of a laugh out of this one, specifically the charthj05

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cant open link to see peaks for some reason. can anyone else?
    https://steamcharts.com/app/1072710

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state of New Genesis.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not even a year old

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >strike gold
      >dump it into the river to keep digging for coal
      the Konami MO

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >$60 after 1 year EGS exclusivity
    >needed a flowchart to navigate through store page
    get fricked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone already got it on EGS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With no bullshit people got it from Ebic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this on gamepass too? Probably most people either bought it on egs, or played it on gp

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the jokes? I don't understand these punchlines.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is no joke, this is zoomer humor. Outside of certain games, low player count isn't really funny.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cool story bro, of course the mods on irc gives a frick that you would dare to disrupt their ERP sessions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up goblin shill.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://steamdb.info/app/1144400/graphs/
    >same daily activity for 2.5 years
    >9564 reviews, 496 English, 9068 Chinese
    >a fricking visual novel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      QRD?

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter if it's not rataining players, it doesn't have a sub. They made thier money from the sales

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is goblinism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is this bad?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like Gex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtu.be/JW-Q_DnV3B4

      Why is this bad?

      Looks like Gex.

      Hi pedorisim dev. When are you gonna have a nice day over how much of a failure your pedo game is?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Post game

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Less players than MCC

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where are my landsharks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought I was the only one who remembered that game. It's never happening.

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