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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was wrong with this scene?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they died :'(

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rips

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're fine, the Elder comes by with a Soft later

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This really fricked with me back then and I had to put the controller down for a minute.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >character dies
        >"waa this fricked with me!!!!"
        You would never handle actual sad scenes if something so mundane made you shit your pants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have a theory. Tellah tried using Esuna on them before quitting and declaring that it won't work since they petrified themselves of their own free will. But that just means that they were casting it like a buff spell and he SHOULD have used Dispel to cure it instead. Berserk works the same way- in some games it's considered an ailment and needs Esuna to cure, and in some it's considered a buff and needs Dispel instead. Presumably the Mysidian elder just wasn't as much of a dumbass, and that's how he was able to free them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Actually Tellah knew all that and just didn't want to deal with the little shits anymore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The more important point is if they lifted the spell before disabling the trap, everyone, including the kids would die. When Baron gets liberated, the kids are de-stoned and thus show up before the trip to the moon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hated that, though. Everyone turning out to be okay at the end cheapened their sacrifices to me.
          >One of the most powerful magic users on the planet died turning his petty quest for revenge into a moment to actually save the world because of you
          >The two magical proteges of their generation died protecting the guy who nearly genocided their culture because they believed in his redemption
          >The one guy who always believed in you is willing to die in an explosive cave in to keep you safe
          >Two rulers essentially become crippled to ensure your quest is successful

          >It's okay, though; they all get better n time for the last level of the game!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's Cid's suicide bombing in midair to close a hole only he actually didn't die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easilly that creepy fricking quests in BG3. You have to get into a mansion of a mafia don so you have, HAVE to dress up as a woman (and run around the town to buy best clothes to be the must frickable trap) and you end up raped by a bunch of shirtless mustached bodybuilders. Larian is fricked up in the head.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bg3

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe he didn't like you and he wanted to be polite about it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Story of my life..

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was just a joke, bro. You didn't laugh?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked this, pretty hilarious to have a high level grand adventure end with an AD&D bastard GM joke.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually a shitty player joke. Obsidian has contempt for their audience.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That scorn is deserved.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Biting the hand that feeds is very childish behaviour.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >contempt for their audience
          It’s true. Irony is a disease. Almost every Western dev fell to this subversion.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure if it's an intended joke so much as a rushed ending. Even has sawyer doing the VO for that part. Works as a mechanism to get the mc out of the picture I suppose, but I'm sure with time they would have implemented something better.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >They just needed more time! It was rushed!
            Obsidiots, gentlemen.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That was well known at the time, it also took a very long time for the game to get to a playable state, in regards to bugs and features. This was what, 2006? So I feel well before that particular excuse had worn thin.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >This was what, 2006? So I feel well before that particular excuse had worn thin.
                They were already 2/2. But, yeah, we are looking back in this analysis. We don't have to make excuses for their frickups anymore. The ending sucked, it was a bad joke.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I mean yeah they had to cut what would have been an early inn management gameplay like the crossroads keep in the dock district. The burnt out building next to the Sunken Flagon you would have rebuilt. The developers also complained about spending to much time working on character spell casting animations effects for Warlocks. Hell even Motb has some cut content though not as bad as the first one. Also the OC was basically a bunch of small quest they end up stitching together as to show off the games assets for multiplayer custom server game makers; example: the temple of seasons.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There are better ways to do a "heroes all die" in the end ending. You could at least give them a last stand, make it a tragic yet heroic sacrifice. This was just dumb.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's shitty writing that you get punished for this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not everyone
      neeshka survives, sand probably too, and the player

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      man does amon jerro die in that fall. that is such a buster way to go out

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The ending of Greedfall.

      OP said worst, not best.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Killing everyone for Constantin is an objectively correct choice.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Letting the cousin become a god because the MENA analogues poisoned him was the only correct ending. Constantin was a bro.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking based and I'm going to pretend my fem!de Sardet romanced him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of asshurt this caused in people makes it one of the best moments of all time. As an older European, this is the kind of raunchy low brow joke I expect Belgians, British and French people to make. But to Unitedstatians, this was worst day of their life. Truly amazing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >euros are degenerate
        WHO COULD HAD GUESSED!

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard of lampshading but this is ridiculous.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >save him from being eternally imprisoned inside Vault 87
    >won't go inside a chamber full of radiation which he is immune to
    Muties, not even once

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ghoul companion was even more moronic than this because he's a slave who literally physically can't disobey an order he's given

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start game
    >naked trannies
    I just wanted to play video games.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then play a different one.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Then play a different one.
        Okay, how about
        >ACK

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >start game
          >naked trannies
          I just wanted to play video games.

          I am 90% certain that the game starts with default non-trans genitals when you pick the apropriate body type, so it has to be you that tweaked them on.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >non-trans genitals
            what are "trans" genitals?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw forgot to devote a section of the character sheet to PC's genitals

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >start game
          >naked trannies
          I just wanted to play video games.

          Less chuds in video games = More healthy video game community

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            KYS homosexual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      On one hand, i hate seeing the troony shit everywhere, too.
      On the other hand, bodysculpting is big part of the setting. It would be weirder NOT having any dick girls there.

      Also, the game is 18+ and there is nudity filter in settings.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >On the other hand, bodysculpting is big part of the setting. It would be weirder NOT having any dick girls there.
        Literally nobody would notice it if it weren't available in the game. Someone would cry about "muh gender identity!" and that's about it. The fact is that this is perverse and makes a mockery of the human body. It isn't good for society because it pushes every "xyz pride" and "normalize xyz" campaign that the rainbow mafia pushes for. Same thing for the screenshot in this post:

        >Then play a different one.
        Okay, how about
        >ACK

        , and this post,

        , which is just thinly veiled bestiality. We should not accept degrading sexual delusions in games or movies. Nothing justifies it.

        This game has good mesage and teaches vaalues and morals. You want baldurs gay bear degeneracy.

        The game definitely gets cheesy, but I do agree it's a good message.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >this is perverse and makes a mockery of the human body
          >he said, discussing cyberpunk
          11/10 bait

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There is no need to have degeneracy in game. People will see it and think it normal but it not normal. Games need good moral in them like games from asia. Western games are degeneracy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Black person, do you remember when they were promoting Cyberpunk they posted the ad for in-game drink brand with a dickgirl in straight-up sexualized manner? Trannies went mad with "buh-uh don't sexualize us" while completely missing the point that setting is based on doing this kind of shit. Bread and games so idiots won't notice they are being used.
            Just to add, devs caved in - graphic is on vending machines around game, but the slot in the machine is hiding the genitals. Still drives point across if you know the context. Hell, there is a sidequest where you have to drive a man with faulty cyberwiener to the ripperdoc, extreme sexualization is part of the setting, I'd rather have coherent world than having someone's fee-fees not being hurt. Frick trannies, but being ass-mad about them in fricking Cyberpunk is just fricking moronic.

            >Guys, guys! PENIS GIRLS are a FOUNDATIONAL part of the cyberpunk genre! We CANNOT have cyberrpunk without it! Suddenly the world would be incoherent and the story would fall apart!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is why you can't give the leftists an inch. Even when they make some point that migh sound like it "makes sense" or "it fits". They will always use everything against you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                give the leftists an inch and they'll give you nine of 'em

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't it supposed to be a dystopia? Mental illness, degenerates and body horror fit right in. So what's the issue?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So the trans pride flag was ironic?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It was blatant pandering after they got booty-blasted about the soda ad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Black person, do you remember when they were promoting Cyberpunk they posted the ad for in-game drink brand with a dickgirl in straight-up sexualized manner? Trannies went mad with "buh-uh don't sexualize us" while completely missing the point that setting is based on doing this kind of shit. Bread and games so idiots won't notice they are being used.
          Just to add, devs caved in - graphic is on vending machines around game, but the slot in the machine is hiding the genitals. Still drives point across if you know the context. Hell, there is a sidequest where you have to drive a man with faulty cyberwiener to the ripperdoc, extreme sexualization is part of the setting, I'd rather have coherent world than having someone's fee-fees not being hurt. Frick trannies, but being ass-mad about them in fricking Cyberpunk is just fricking moronic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They didn't cave. They left it as it was originally seen.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry, I guess I failed to notice the big ads, you see vending machines much more often.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why it needed in game? Why you want to see homosexual wiener? Why westerners all homos?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                To show how morally bankrupt the setting of Cyberpunk 2077 is when the marketing material for a softdrink is a she-he with a massive erect dick and everywhere you look shit like that is pushed into your face.
                That everything that could go wrong did go wrong.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why you want morally bankrupt game?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why you hate futa?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL
                Just no.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anglos are responsible for all the homosexual in the world.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Japs were practicing homosexuality way before anglos set their foot on Japan you dumb brownoid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Japs were practicing homosexuality
                IMPOSSIBRU THIS IS A OUTRAGE RETRACT THIS WHOR ASHIT STATEMENT!!!!!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Black person, do you remember when they were promoting Cyberpunk they posted the ad for in-game drink brand with a dickgirl in straight-up sexualized manner? Trannies went mad with "buh-uh don't sexualize us" while completely missing the point that setting is based on doing this kind of shit. Bread and games so idiots won't notice they are being used.
              Just to add, devs caved in - graphic is on vending machines around game, but the slot in the machine is hiding the genitals. Still drives point across if you know the context. Hell, there is a sidequest where you have to drive a man with faulty cyberwiener to the ripperdoc, extreme sexualization is part of the setting, I'd rather have coherent world than having someone's fee-fees not being hurt. Frick trannies, but being ass-mad about them in fricking Cyberpunk is just fricking moronic.

              Final Fantasy had sci-fi and somehow it didn't have troony wiener. Maybe it's just the mayo ghoul problem?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Final Fantasy had sci-fi and somehow it didn't have troony wiener.
                Because Final Fantasy is only adhering to an aesthetic, not because it genuinely wants to delve any further than that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Final Fantasy
                >Science Fiction

                Those trash games, like 95% of all JRPGs, are part of the "science fantasy" blob, without any vision, direction, or narrative coherence.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if no trannies then no real science fiction

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I talk about JRPGs.
                >He immediately thinks about trannies.

                Heh.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Absolutly repulsive. This is fine but Japanese games have to be censored? Or is it only ok when white people do it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >westerner complain degenerate game need more degeneracy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Refund the game and frick off, video games exist because horny japanese men made anime sex majong for their pcs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you know there are literal transBlack folk in Night City? I thought that was interesting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >bodysculpting is big part of the setting
        Then why aren't their more heavily modified bimbos? b***hes already get implants and bbls and I'm somehow meant to believe nearly everyone in a cyberpunk dystopia is the same level of flat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          because your standards of beauty are old and dusty 5 times over in that setting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Then play a different one.
      Okay, how about
      >ACK

      you control the buttons you press, you can just change it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's your fault for making one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's completely realistic and expected that dickgirls will make up like 5-10% of the population if technology ever gets that advanced.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Randomize it and complain it on /vrpg/
      You illiterate zoomer homosexuals should be burned to death without single no exception

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He’s German and he speaks better English than you do, moron-kun.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good same gayging homosexual, I wish your mother eviscerated womb alive for sin excreting another homosexual to this gay world

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pity (you).

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >samegayging

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >without single no exception
        Nice English, did you learn it from being so literate?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          English is a cringe language of israelites and homosexuals. Like all things anglo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I am 90% certain that the game starts with default non-trans genitals when you pick the apropriate body type, so it has to be you that tweaked them on.

      90% of Cyberpunk "problems" are like this, fricking moronic zoomers can't do anything right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How large can you make it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Then play a different one.
      Okay, how about
      >ACK

      >be a teenager in the 2000s
      >everyone who plays on PC basically claims the TRUE reason to play on PC is mods
      >tons of dickgirl mods ran rampant
      >flash forward to the present
      >theses same people are shitting themselves in rage that dickgril is something you can be without modding

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, they still jerk off to futas. Just like they will rant for hours how their favorite animu having crossdressers and femboys is actually based and redpilled.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Then play a different one.
      Okay, how about
      >ACK

      The game gave you the option to change your genitals and you mund instantly went to making a female character and giving her a dick.
      Says a lot about you...
      Do you have something to tell us Anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >making a female character and giving her a dick.
        Minmaxing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It shouldn't be an option. There are people out there that wouldn't be doing all that shit if they weren't putting all this temptations everywhere.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >temptation
          Mhm.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >people are just born trans and gay you bigot!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You better be careful out there, anon. Don't want a game to suddenly turn you into one of them.

              I mean gays, not satanists

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing an unpatched game
    bruh, update your game. I sent Fawkes in there and he was like "sure, whatever"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that was added by DLC, half a year after the game came out
      so if you didn't buy the DLC or if you played the game at release, you died at the end and there was no postgame because the 2 radiation immune followers you could have would just refuse to do something that would kill you but not kill them

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Followed by one of the best

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Followed by one of the best
      I agree that whole scene was kino, but watching corruptions of this game has ruined me and all I can think of when I see this scene or references to it is Flint beating the shit out of everybody while King P's theme plays

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not exactly right. In the plot, the father managed to fix the purifier and then the Enclave launched a hostile takeover. If they had control over the water, they could control the people, so the father made the difficult decision to destroy the purifier, sacrificing his own life in the process. You were there to avenge your father and help defeat the Enclave.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. The Enclave is not to be trusted. Dad knew this. Do not give them any of your water

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Eden is the only problem with the Enclave in FO3.
          Autumn has good intentions.
          You can even talk him down by explaining that Eden wants to poison the water.
          Broken Steel makes it a moot point though, because his leadership is replaced by nameless and faceless dorks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If they had control over the water, they could control the people
        why woudl they want to control the people they dont see as people in the first place but as subhumans that need to be removed?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >take the least-mutated ones as test subjects and slaves
          >burn the rest
          Alternatively
          >lure them in with food and water so you don't have to scour the entire wasteland hunting them down

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            can you imagine a fallout 3 game where we could actually learn the story instead of having to make a headcanon for almost every plot point? isn't it amazing how nothing is deeper than the absolute face value?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not headcanon, just shunted into a note in an unmarked Enclave location.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine destroying a machine that could save humanity just because you disagreed with someone else's politics.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Humanity is not so worthwhile that personal satisfaction is worth staving off just to save the lot of ingrates. Besides, they were already hanging on anyway. It's not my duty to save them, but it is my duty to find my own peace of mind.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The purifier purified the entire water supply, it wasn't really something you could control. The Enclave could better take credit for it if they controlled the facility, but that's still stupid.

        Clearly it was built around Eden's plan being the threat, but they backtracked at some point to give that to the player as an "Evil" ending.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The purifier didn't purify all water. It purified a basin. You can see this basin in Broken Steel. The goal was to expand this technology across the wasteland, but Dr. Li quit the project to work for the Institute. The Brotherhood was willing to distribute the water as a sign of good faith to the protagonist, but it was evident this created too many problems for them. It's a nice epilogue to the story and answers questions people have about the plot.

          >If they had control over the water, they could control the people
          why woudl they want to control the people they dont see as people in the first place but as subhumans that need to be removed?

          You answered your own question, moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The ACTUAL conflict was never properly explained. EDEN helps you hoping you would carry out his Enclave programming which of course is a suicidal decision on your part. Autum is SUPPOSED to be saying "Frick it the Enclave will rule this region and use the water as leverage instead of murdering everyone who could b working under us" but they literally NEVER even bother explaining it because they are too busy rushing towards the final giant robot battle

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why would the enclave want to rule over people they want to exterminate?
              To them they are all mutated lifeforms they want to get rid off?
              Why play nice?
              They could literally wipe out most settlements with a single vertibird.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because the Enclave is dead. The thing left in DC is a fraction of the Enclave running into DC trying to rebuild and 3/4ths of the way through the game you blow their main base ad the President they followed turns on them trying to make you conduct the "kill the filthy muties" pan because his programming told him do Enclave stuff. They are saying "frick it we will rule this region" with the tattered remains of their fraction of a faction which is just strong enough to beat back a single Brotherhood chapter unless a Protagonist and Liberty Prime show up.

                Now this doesnt make the story GOOD all of a sudden it just means there is a thin line of logic behind whats happening and at least its better than "Sorry my inscrutible motives wont be explained because the writers are lazy so ill just call you too stupid to get why we replaced the guy running your Soda fountion with a Snyth and sent a death squad that in 4 seconds to 37 missile turrets"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You answered your own question, moron
            How did I answer my own question?
            Why would they want to control people they want to kill anyway by repairing a water purifier that they should want to destroy?
            Why do they want to take over a building that they dont need to take over when they could just destroy it instead?

            >It's a nice epilogue to the story and answers questions people have about the plot
            But it doesnt answer any questions

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >How did I answer my own question?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the only way that makes sense is if they were all in on Eden's plan, but they are not, they want to "take over the capital wasteland" for no stated reason whatsoever

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"why would they want to have power?"
                >"hmmmmmmm someone needs to explain this to grug."

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >average fallout 3 fan can't even understand simple questions and reads them wrong
                i'm not surprised

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"why would they want to have power?"
                >"hmmmmmmm someone needs to explain this to grug."

                >3gay can't argue or even explain his own thoughts so he posts wojaks and says u stoopid

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're asking why the government seeks power then you deserve to be laughed at. You can't insult a story's logic after that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thats not what the question was. You're the moron here. Insert wojak

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"Thats not what the question was. You're the moron here. Insert wojak"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon, why would the GENOCIDAL faction whose stated mission is "kill all muties on sight" would care about controlling a city? it can't be for genocidal purpouses because autumn is against the modified fev's plan which is the most "enclave" course of action. iirc i don't even think autumn tells us what his goal even is but i may be wrong on that.

            perhaps having power for the sake of power or for the evulz is a good enough answer for you

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't want to explain basic shit to a literal mouth breathing moron. Every single person in the world somehow understands the concept of power except you.
              >why would the GENOCIDAL faction
              That's meta knowledge. Enclave officers don't know this. Only the presidents in Fallout 2 and 3 said the Enclave are genocidal. It's a secret.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Only the presidents in Fallout 2 and 3 said the Enclave are genocidal.
                Fallout 2 literally begins with Enclave soldiers gunning down innocent Vault Dwellers.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And American soldiers thought they were in Iraq looking for warheads

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >innocent Vault Dwellers
                They willingly associated with US Army mutineers, I wouldn't call them innocent.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, Autumn rebels because he doesn't believe in killing the entire wasteland like Eden.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The main issue is that the writer(s) assumed that a big magical water purification plant would be necessary to have clean drinking water in a post apocalypse.
      In reality you can just filter it through clay and dirt, even if its contaminated. In fact, modern filters and treatment techniques would be less effective at decontaminating irradiated water.
      It doesn't really matter because none of this is relevant to what makes Fallout 3 fun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The entirety game of game developed by:
    Bioware
    Square
    Square Enix
    Enix

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ruins everything about the game's story

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thank frick they cancelled the DLC. Salvaged the story by the skin of their teeth.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        except the cancelled true DLC became the novel and therefore the true ending

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thank frick they cancelled the DLC. Salvaged the story by the skin of their teeth.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's basically a happy ending for everyone in the game.

        Noctis doesn't die.
        Luna gets brought back to life.
        Ardyn gets his name/honor restored in the history books
        Bahamut, the true evil, is defeated when Ardyn does a heroic sacrifice to give Noctis and Luna an opening to finish him off

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So the ending of the game doesn't have any of this? Glad I didn't play this shit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nope.

            The ending of the game was:
            Noctis dies defeating Ardyn
            Ardyn's Starscoruge is gone
            Stella stays dead

            A sad, but well done, ending.

            Then the Ardyn DLC went "Oh yeah, Ardyn was literally Jesus and was trying to stop Bahamut but failed and turned evil." Leading to implications that the world will be fricked at some point after FF15's Game ending because everyone that could stop Bahamut is dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's basically a happy ending for everyone in the game.

      Noctis doesn't die.
      Luna gets brought back to life.
      Ardyn gets his name/honor restored in the history books
      Bahamut, the true evil, is defeated when Ardyn does a heroic sacrifice to give Noctis and Luna an opening to finish him off

      Does this literally ruin every theme of the main game and the movie as well?
      That heavy sacrifices are what makes a king out of a man. And the whole story being a call to maturity?

      Noctis having to choose between his childhood dreams of friends and love and finally sacrificing himself to save the kingdom?

      God, I miss this game so much.
      If only exploring wasn't shit and jrpgs weren't so linear

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Bro, you need to grow up, real men kill themselves

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Japanese way, adopted by the world in general now. Get young men with talent to kill themselves and remove potential threats to your old men cabal.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah between that and "Dont you see wanting out of your wheelchair is escapism? Now listen to your onee-chan because I have senority in the hieracrhy and break your back again" is some dumb JP bullshit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >"Dont you see wanting out of your wheelchair is escapism?"
              Why do people always ignore the part where Li-Grim was going to steal everyone's souls and was just using Mewt because his desire the was the strongest? Put into the larger Ivalice lore, she's an Occurian construct trying to bring back their eternal slavery system.
              Marche was 100% right.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because the story is told in such a half assed manner that you only know that by the end of the fricking game and MOST of it is him working on pure asspullery. Its not noticed in Japan you arent supposed to question him you are supposed to know your place and be happy with what you have

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Its not noticed in Japan you arent supposed to question him you are supposed to know your place
                Except FFTA's story goes against that stuff more strongly than most FF games, possibly even more than any other FF. Not only is the mechanics of Law and the State part of the main gameplay loops (the Judges and penalties), but the gameplay itself REQUIRES you to undermine those systems via the Law Cards in story and in late game battles.
                I hate to break it to you, but they have hippies and counter-culture in Japan. Even 'oppressive' 'totalitarian' 'hegemonic' states have counter-cultures. A society's "main thread" does not mean that everyone within it is aligned.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No shit the country that invented 2ch and lead to this place existing doesnt agree with every moronic thing they are taught and ostricized for not agreeing with? Why stick feathers up my ass and call me a chicken thats an amazing revelation

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In short, you're mad because you don't play video games.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                KRAFT CHEESE IS GUD IM SO RANDOM LUL

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This has been the way since the the first chiefdom existed.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not universally, Temujin, and many others, built an empire by rewarding talent. The big change is the technological precision with which self-hatred is engendered through mass production.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Does this literally ruin every theme of the main game and the movie as well?
        >That heavy sacrifices are what makes a king out of a man. And the whole story being a call to maturity?

        Yep all of that is thrown away

        >Noctis having to choose between his childhood dreams of friends and love and finally sacrificing himself to save the kingdom?

        don't recall Noctis having this dilemma in XV. Then again I don't recall anything about that lameass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just you wait until FF7R3's golden ending. You haven't seen anything yet.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First secand of bg3.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Killing Wrex.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of the few actually good moments in that shit game

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >turn water purifier on for a few weeks
    >let people drink it and spread the news
    >everyone is dunking their heads in the river and drinking in the watery goodness
    >turn the purifier to poison mode
    >everyone who drinks it dies
    >wasteland purified without firing a single bullet
    Simple.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, but this doesn't solve the issue of the 10 billion super mutants running around who they'll have to shoot anyway.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just tell them they can't breed and they blow themselves up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I don't get that either, how will this kill all the muties in the rest of the wasteland? Fallout 2 enclave had an actual grand plan. Capital wasteland enclaves just screwed off to east coast to poison 13% of the mutie population with the other 87% still gonna be able to commit WELL OVER half the crime

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ukaizu or however it's called the abandoned city in PoE 2 and the ending in general. The game goes from a 8/10 to dogshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the t-rex golem

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I never fought it, someone thought that linking the endboss fight to a badly explained decision I took 20-30 hours before (more than a week rl) was a good idea.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          damn rip, didn't even know that was a thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >PoE 2 and the ending in general. The game goes from a 8/10 to dogshit.
      Yup. It was so bad that I blocked it out and can’t even remember it. Didn’t it turn out to be Sawyer being petty and hating the games fans and ruining it on purpose?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn’t it turn out to be Sawyer being petty and hating the games fans and ruining it on purpose?
        pretty sure that's you being a mindbroken schizo.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill your own people and blame the ennemy, it should divise them.

    >It worked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eyh, has been working fine for arab countries so far

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eyh, has been working fine for arab countries so far

      i thoughtbeit LUCT was based on Yugoslavs' Wars?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Post the worst moments in RPG history.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This game has good mesage and teaches vaalues and morals. You want baldurs gay bear degeneracy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >

        >Post the worst moments in RPG history. (You)
        >This game has good mesage and teaches vaalues and morals. You want baldurs gay bear degeneracy.
        ive never played baldurs gate i just think japs sometimes have a skewed sense of whats cool

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Laguna is a dork.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          laguna was never "cool".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do NOT try and summon him (you know who I mean), please, he's already got a thread to himself here.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda like it in theory.
    I wish there were more companions that took a hard stance and said no on certain things.
    The fact that it's also a philosophical/quasi-religious thing for Fawkes makes arguing with him harder because he's not gonna listen to a rational objective argument.
    But in practice it falls to shit because up until now Fawkes has never given any sign he sees or even cares about your personal destiny and is more than happy to do whatever you ask.
    Of course they then backpeddle this with the broken steel DLC so it's all moot anyway.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So much of that game was just about shitting on fans of the old games. Like that necromancer called "Balthazar", who can question about his name and he actually says in the game that it's not his real name and he just copied from the bhaalspawn monk from ToB.
      They mock the player, they do it right to your face and yet people are still celebrating it as a great game and a continuation of the franchise.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How is that mocking the old games? Jt's not like you don't meet drizzt in the first one or find portraits of the dnd cartoon characters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does the armor looks so bad? It's like cosplay props made out of plastic or styrofoam or something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with it?

      Why does the armor looks so bad? It's like cosplay props made out of plastic or styrofoam or something.

      The original armor set is literally LARP foam villain cosplay from wallmart. I think the artists did a good job making it actually look somewhat practical in bg3.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What's wrong with it?
        Sarevok wasn't an imbecile murder minion like Orin, content with being a lapdog. He saw the divine spark as a means to greater powers.
        Sarevok was also better as a redeemed (sir) villain in 2, and the epilogue showing him still thinking about Tamoko hinted that he didn't truly desire power above all else.
        Then he came back as a literal gatekeeper and incestuous fricker because Larian
        Everything in bg1-2 is always subdued and ridiculed for cheap laughs in 3.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What's wrong with it?
        Sarevok wasn't an imbecile murder minion like Orin, content with being a lapdog. He saw the divine spark as a means to greater powers.
        Sarevok was also better as a redeemed (sir) villain in 2, and the epilogue showing him still thinking about Tamoko hinted that he didn't truly desire power above all else.
        Then he came back as a literal gatekeeper and incestuous fricker because Larian
        Everything in bg1-2 is always subdued and ridiculed for cheap laughs in 3.

        Also
        >My hubris was my downfall
        >got fricked by a bhaalspawn and his buddies Minsc & Jaheira
        >You wanna fight me, Bhaalspawn with his buddies Minsc & Jaheira? Come then!
        ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of the best parts of the game if you're playing as Durge. The whole game is just substantially better as Durge, really.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not even a debate.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >worst
    kys troony

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon wouldn't kill his wife to save her from being a literal sex slave
      Anon, this isn't Jamal having consensual sex behind your back, this is the Caesar's Legion we're talking about.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't respond to bait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >piss or poop
      Neither are good

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every combat section in the second half of VTMB picrel and the leadup to it are especially egregious.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    low hanging fruit, but still

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >types noclip in the console
      heh nothing personnel kid

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Westerner is angry that story has theme and good message. Westerner want it to be about homos and trannies.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bro why did you glance at the trans genital options in the character creation screen
    If you told me rpg discourse was gonna look like this a decade ago...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Saints Row 2 (2008) didn't actually show your dick, but you could pick a male voice for a female character. Returning characters from Saints Row 1 will mention that you look different, and ask if you did something with your hair.
      Such innocent times.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You could pick "other" as a gender in Ultima 3 in 1983. The past has fallen. Billions must never be born.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The moment in NIS games when you play them.

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