I was with it until Breath of the Wild. Granted, I missed the DS Zeldas inbetween. But until BotW, I liked every game I played.
Not having individual temples and bosses kinda ruined it for me.
That's immediately where my mind went too. You could even tell in the before photo he had some type of hormonal issue. I remember meeting a dude in college like this where he was chubby but also had huge as frick girl hips. He got hazed for it so bad that even after he got married to some 2/10 troll he just went full gay and started trying to say he was always trans. Nah, you just had fricked up genetics and a fricked up diet
This dude's just gotta clean up his diet a bit, get those essential fat-soluble vitamins, etc., maybe hit up some ox bile to help with gallbladder & liver issues, do some resistance training to get his hormones balanced out better, some iodine & selenium...
Men like this in real life always end up being flamingly gay or "bisexual." The only reason a grown man in his 20s or 30s would look or dress like that still is for one of those reasons. I'm a nerd too but most guys do grow out of that shit by college or their early 20s by losing weight, changing wardrobes, and cooling it with the hobbies. Clearly this guy hasn't done 2 of those things and probably just figures people should "accept him as he is" or something. Sure, I'm down with that. But I'll still think you're a loser
I can't help but feel like people like this walk around always anxious about wasting their time here on earth.
Otherwise, why would you be trying to convince other people to get "adult hobbies" rather than just tending to those adult hobbies yourself? What are you doing on Ganker, a board for a bunch of autistic weirdoes who may or may not actually talk about videogames?
i used to be really underweight like 2 months ago but then i forced myself to gain 30 pounds in a month, but now i cant stop gaining weight i think im addicted to junk food now
30 pounds in a month? Jesus, anon. Ive always been underweight so I have to eat like a maniac to gain a few pounds. I just gave up and embraced it. Im 34 and weigh 140. Most ppl my age are fat fricks so whatever.
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Isn't it supposed to work by inserting alt code blanks? Godamnit I've known this site since those threads were still a thing and don't know how to. I feel moronic
The only Zelda games I've ever liked enough to beat are Minish Cap, OoT, Phantom Hourglass and Skyward Sword. I have most of the games but very rare do I ever get into a Zelda mood. Unfortunately, I'm not morbidly obese so I cannot prove I like the games I have played.
how do you even eat this much to be so fat? by the looks of him you would have to be eating over 4000 calories a day, fast food for breakfast lunch and dinner, while not moving a single inch, it gets to the point where its impressive how slovenly the human body can get, is it shooped?
man your pic hit me with a nostalgia bomb. I remember all the people raging when that was in the wow community art showcase thing because it was furry porn. then years later pic related gets in there too, big lol
I'm not though.
I only like the 2D Zeldas. Going 3D ruined the series forever.
I like the more "adventurous" feel of the 3D games
I was with it until Breath of the Wild. Granted, I missed the DS Zeldas inbetween. But until BotW, I liked every game I played.
Not having individual temples and bosses kinda ruined it for me.
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Stroll on, Stu. I liked you in the one game you existed in.
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I can't i'm 6'1 and weigh 180.
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but I'm not a Zelda fan. I'm a femboy/trap/twink Link fan.
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He wouldn't have a soul if he remained like he was on the left
how did he grow 2in shorter
look at those child bearing hips
this hahaha. that hip to shoulder ratio.
western men have been transformed into freaks by microplastics and hormones in food
or you know, he's just a fat homosexual
At least he is not a manlet
frick you dude i also have wide hips
That's immediately where my mind went too. You could even tell in the before photo he had some type of hormonal issue. I remember meeting a dude in college like this where he was chubby but also had huge as frick girl hips. He got hazed for it so bad that even after he got married to some 2/10 troll he just went full gay and started trying to say he was always trans. Nah, you just had fricked up genetics and a fricked up diet
hey good for him ive been growing fatter for months shit isnt easy
>Not overeating isn't easy
post stomach.
> OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
Scurry on back to the pigsty.
just go for walks and eat healthy you fat shit. it's literally that easy. Dont forget to drink enough water.
>Lift weights
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I'm ngmi
This dude's just gotta clean up his diet a bit, get those essential fat-soluble vitamins, etc., maybe hit up some ox bile to help with gallbladder & liver issues, do some resistance training to get his hormones balanced out better, some iodine & selenium...
Men like this in real life always end up being flamingly gay or "bisexual." The only reason a grown man in his 20s or 30s would look or dress like that still is for one of those reasons. I'm a nerd too but most guys do grow out of that shit by college or their early 20s by losing weight, changing wardrobes, and cooling it with the hobbies. Clearly this guy hasn't done 2 of those things and probably just figures people should "accept him as he is" or something. Sure, I'm down with that. But I'll still think you're a loser
Wow. Thats such great insight. Thanks for sharing.
>cooling it with the hobbies
What's the alternative? Work?
Adult hobbies that don't include consuming media made for children or jerking off for eight hours a day would be a start
I can't help but feel like people like this walk around always anxious about wasting their time here on earth.
Otherwise, why would you be trying to convince other people to get "adult hobbies" rather than just tending to those adult hobbies yourself? What are you doing on Ganker, a board for a bunch of autistic weirdoes who may or may not actually talk about videogames?
this was such an incredible poorly thought out and presented post that I cringed in real life.
This is how I've dressed since my early 20s. I never liked wearing nerdy clothes.
drop the glasses and train exclusively delts and shoulders and he's now normal
he cute :3
No way he doesn't have some kind of hormonal imbalance, no man with a normal amount of testosterone has those hips
its mostly fat collected on his mid-section he just needs to keep losing weight but he's done a great job
> Literally no change at all, pic's just from further away and a different elevation
It's like you fricks have never seen a fat girl angle shot
>balding
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I have a copy of the Historia on my shelf which I periodically reference during lore discussions.
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i used to be really underweight like 2 months ago but then i forced myself to gain 30 pounds in a month, but now i cant stop gaining weight i think im addicted to junk food now
30 pounds in a month? Jesus, anon. Ive always been underweight so I have to eat like a maniac to gain a few pounds. I just gave up and embraced it. Im 34 and weigh 140. Most ppl my age are fat fricks so whatever.
Sugar is addictive dude, you better rip that addiction ASAP, being underweight is way better than fricking diabetes
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It's literally impossible to triforce nowadays, you can stop trying. There are other ways to prove your worth.
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this better fricking work
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But then how they do it?? Is it some kind of trick with html or formatting...
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the only good zelda games are the original and LTTP
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Isn't it supposed to work by inserting alt code blanks? Godamnit I've known this site since those threads were still a thing and don't know how to. I feel moronic
It's changed a few times over the years. I think most anons here are doing it with spaces:
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I have jerk offd to young Ruto, young Zelda, young Link, young Malon, Saria, Toon Link, Toon Zelda, and Tetra several times.
Thanks for letting us know, Anon.
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The good thing about having this much weight is that the neck is guaranteed to snap when you step off.
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I don't get how you can eat so much to get this fat. Eating a lot feels fricking gross and I don't like the bloated feeling.
you're really not that interesting
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I only like the top down games. I hate the 3d ones.
how do you even eat this much to be so fat? by the looks of him you would have to be eating over 4000 calories a day, fast food for breakfast lunch and dinner, while not moving a single inch, it gets to the point where its impressive how slovenly the human body can get, is it shooped?
Probably depression. As I've went from 140 pounds to 170 pounds over the last 2 years
man your pic hit me with a nostalgia bomb. I remember all the people raging when that was in the wow community art showcase thing because it was furry porn. then years later pic related gets in there too, big lol
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I'm not. Haven't played one since Majora's Mask. 3D Zelda is fricking TRASH.
ur a coward and a pussy. you just afraid of seeing link's sexy tight boy ass in high res.
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