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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The GCD loop is slow and boring and sets the pace of every fight with little variety
    The classes are also all homogenized

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to your fricking containment cesspools where you can talk about grooming, diapers and womens clothes.
    >>>/vg/

    [...]

    [...]

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I will make one more thread once this archives

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could you come up with an original post this time though?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy. Classic wow is more fun to play because it's actually a game and not a troony simulator.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody tell him

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game is bad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      inv to the lala mod telegram pls

      i will not give you my info to samson option me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not in any telegram lala group
        I don't even use telegram

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          where do i go for files without joining a discord group that asks for all my personal info

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            spudfarmerbud for shortstack mods
            ask /trash/ for any others
            you may have to ask around a few people manually since despite it all these mods are e-girl-adjacent

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey I know that guy.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            My favorite thing in the past couple months is you trying to sucker up to pinkhomosexual to get into the truly degenerate mod secret club. Nothing more pathetic!

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    man these threads are dead, at least with endwalker we had theories but now there is nothing to discuss until the launch of the expansion

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ShB and EW killed the setting. DT looks like it will be more of the same.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prove your not an xiv cultist
    MMOs are for morons

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    have a nice day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disgusting troony

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You could just ask me to bump the thread Anon

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You could have a nice day finally

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        SEXOOOOOO

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    feet aren't detailed enough

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The strive to meet every demand of the rabid playerbase, but never asking anything back of them like learning to play their jobs, instead opting to streamline every playstyle while increasing the spectacle and making bosses even more scripted is gonna burn them out chasing higher play numbers that also leave at a moments notice when they run out of numbers to increase instead of a solidly made gameplay base with unique job abilites and giving each a chance to shine out in the world and in instances.

    Shadowbringers is my least favorite expansion for what they did to Scholar.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    2.5s GCD is aids. I legitimately struggled to even stay awake on anything but NIN, and NIN is too dependent on having a smooth low ping connection.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://github.com/Soreepeong/XivAlexander
      Use this whenever github comes back

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    trying to get my zodiac weapon, shouldn't this old woman have a quest for me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you done the quest "one man's trash" here in hyrstmill

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol nope, thank you anon

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          np zodiac weapons are an absolute fricking bugger if you don't already know what to do
          thank god for sonar and zodiac buddy

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game peaked at 5.0

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      personally i think the game has yet to peak so far

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Endwalker sucked. I hope to god the new expac is good.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          bozja zone alone will give us way more to do in later stages of the expac especially if they have an alliance raid series attached to them like bozja did
          that + a new limited job with a blue mage update + the two new jobs looking cool + the new thing they're cooking

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing I'm excited for is beastmaster. But I think it's going to be just as disappointing as summoner.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              they're forced to make it more interesting than most of the combat jobs by default, it's a limited job so it will at bare minimum do shit that's not likely or possible with the traditional ones

              so far all they've said on it is that it'll have a collection element like blue mage but otherwise i'm keen on what it'll have to offer, i would think something like pankration from XI

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      5.0 was sick content wise but also the advent of the absolute babification of the battle system which a lot of people ignore for some reason

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      4.3

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1.0*

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        too obvious

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you say so

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    overpriced bad gameplay bad lore bad story bad graphics bad playerbase bad fetish material

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like shit
    the fanbase seems cringe as frick
    it has no coherent or consistent art style
    also I've never played it and I'll pass on that homosexual shit.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganbare little chiken, may we meet again under a starry night

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like lil omega, especially after the post endwalker quests

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw running into Alpha and Omega in the wild
      The fact that they even bothered to add them to EW zones is a nice touch.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's too bad there isn't much reason to hang out in zones outside of major cities. I never would've seen them out in the wild if it wasn't for fishing and them happening to be near a few spots

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have zero excitement for Dawntrail. Do I pass?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://pastebin.com/rirHmeAZ
    Have a Gankerx lalagay filter. Add an image yourself if it isn't on here. Or update this pastebin if you want. They're here early today.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t touched the game for over a year now. Did some of the first released savage endwalker raids then just decided to stop playing. Don’t know if I’ll come back. Rather just play OSRS.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homoscape

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sena Bryer.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Any pastebins yet that list all the audio files that need to be replaced with 0 byte dummies to remove el creaturo?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah here's a list I have
            https://pastebin.com/wQC8Tpzi

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Win

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's soloable these days from older expansions?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything through HW at least. I soloed Rathalos recently so some SB stuff too.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did ya guys do anything cool today?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i gooned to lala porn i found on twitter

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ________no____

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finished the Omega raid quest and regular rathalos

      ________no____

      >Chaos boss in alphascape
      >Some other dude:WE HAVE COME TO KILL CHAOS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got an email saying my house's auto demolition started so I logged on and went inside

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We cleared Susano EX and Lakshmi EX on MINE today, I forgot how easy those fights were. Next week we'll be starting Shinryu EX on MINE.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember clearing Lakshmi on the first day of official release (after early access) on the first pull blind with the entire rest of the group being from Balmung. Unbelievably easy trial. The normal mode honestly felt harder.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    also it's bad

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's Stardiver

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ruined by the lala

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm like 80% sure that Nidhogg skills are on the chopping block for the 'goon rework

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        we've been leaning more into blasting magical dragon beams/breath at people than jumping. maybe drg will get a full ranged setup like ninja can do

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it'll be reoriented more towards jumping but the dragon skills will still be a factor, that said I don't see Nidhogg skills surviving even if that's pretty much just Nastrond and Stardiver. Lots of focus in "pure" dragon skills, I caught that Coerthan Torment is a "pure" version of how Estinien uses Ala Morn

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stardiver is far too cool looking to get rid of. it may just end up replacing dragonfire dive

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly it's not that cool, you can't even see most of the animation

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                if people b***h about kaiten's animation then they're gonna b***h about stardiver. especially since stardiver is/was a capstone ability

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who cares, the game moves on, things change, deal with it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cringe golem opinion

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOO you can't change a skill added to the game 8 years ago
                Do you want new things or to use the same old things forever?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cool skills should remain and don't need to evolve. Stardiver is cool and emblematic of your connection to Estinien and Nidhogg.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not cool though, most of the animation is offscreen and at least in it's design until now it's a weak attack. It only looks cool when a npc is using it within an encounter.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >most of the animation is offscreen
                That's the nature of jumps, but Stardiver has the glyphs and the draconic scream to spice it up.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you can't see then, it works when Nidhogg uses it against you because everyone is standing there looking up at it, when your character uses it you miss 90% of what is happening. I'm 100% fine if it gets removed (it won't) and I'd prefer if dragonfire gets deleted.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                we'll turn all pve kits into 4 abilities. we're going full MOBA

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MMO's are cancer and the players should be locked from the internet for their own good.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got bored of the game after 5.0 and haven't come back since

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Midgardsormr is full of cuck homosexuals and I hate every single one of you.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many players take the game too seriously and treat it like it’s real life
    Seal Rock seems wacky with the nodes pop up in convenient spots for certain teams (intentional?)

    At least my EB finally came back

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY FRICKING HEROES

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fricking salty we never got a real Yojimbo fight.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think modding was for homosexuals but I just found out how to turn my in-game house maid into a cute e-girl wearing a naked apron with cum dripping down her thighs, so I think it's kind of based now

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any general rules of thumb one should know when playing a tank in regards to defensive cooldowns? Like, an order in which to use them? I've been using Rampart for the first pull and Reprisal for the second combined with Arm's Length, only unlocked Vengeance a level or two back.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just cycle through them. use them when you are done running. sprint is a tanking cooldown for pulling. if your healer is a white mage, they'll be stunning the pack for ~10 seconds at the start so sit on them till then

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No specific order, just cycle through them. Rampart -> Whatever "light" cooldown you have (Bulwark, Camouflage + Aurora, etc) -> whatever "medium" cooldown you have, in whatever order you like, there's no strict rotation of defensive cooldowns you have to follow. Reprisal and Arm's Length use already puts you head and shoulders above a lot of tanks.

      It only really matters when you're DRK because you'll both want to use TBN and have the shield break as often as possible. If your healer's a WHM either use TBN after they've exhausted the stun cooldown or see if they're holding off on using Holy until you've gotten a TBN break in. Or just ask I guess.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a WHM i ignore the tank and commence Holy spam as soon as I spend my blood lilies if applicable. Anything else is incorrect since most packs are dead before the stun wears off

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many more games of cc do i need to finish this

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not FFXI

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    does this game have much C H A O S in it??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A bit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF1's Chaos is a boss in the Omega raids in Stormblood
      There's one or two very slight Stranger of Paradise references one is Gilgamesh fricking off in the Hildibrand questline and not being present for Endwalker's quests, saying he "had business elsewhere"
      No other specific references

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There's one or two very slight Stranger of Paradise references one is Gilgamesh fricking off in the Hildibrand questline and not being present for Endwalker's quests, saying he "had business elsewhere"
        Are you moronic? How did you come to the conclusion that's a reference to Strangers of Paradise.. oh wait you play FFXIV... that answers it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          90% of XIV players have never touched another FF in their life

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd say 50% have atleast played a FF game, and 10% have beaten any FF game.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont blame them the whole franchise is garbage

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A fake version of him is an optional boss.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prove you're not a bot. Say what you like about FFXIV, and how you'd feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Say what you like about FFXIV
      I enjoy the worldbuilding, though a lot of the mystique has fallen off since Endwalker. I also very much enjoy the music.
      >and how you'd feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning.
      I didn't eat breakfast this morning so I don't have to imagine, but I would feel neutral because it's the norm.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mystique has fallen off since Endwalker
        The big challenge of DT's story will be making enough good plot threads and mysteries to make people want to see what comes after.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have copied WoW's coding more. It's the reason why combat feels so gimped and jobs arer homogenized. This game will NEVER have good pvp because of it too.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    R34 shouldn't allow goose to be uploaded

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      both .xxx and paheal have always had a problem with mass amounts of untagged garbage getting added

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      R34? That is two consenting players, moron.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >steals your character data via Anamnesis and then gposes you getting railed by my fat dicked lala
        >you wouldn't even know
        I have raped countless Limsa AFKers and they aren't even aware of it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why go through so much effort when it's no better than imagining it in your own mind? You can "imagine", right? Rotate a red and green apple in your mind?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a lot better because you can make it into reality and you can make porn for any kind of fetish imaginable. Honestly XIV is the best porn game in history.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you can make it into reality
              Anon, I...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean as 'real' as any other porn is. As effective as imagination is, you don't have to imagine it. You can create it, put it down on paper, and share it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he's never used his going into games machine to go into FFXIV

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't recommend it. Limsa Lominsa smells like fish buttholes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like the atmosphere in Limsa, but I've been in docks and fishing towns. The smell is disgusting and the seagulls shit goddamn everywhere.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And cat buttholes, and elf buttholes, and lala buttholes, and bunny buttholes

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's between you and God, buddy

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it your character if anyone else can make it in the character creator? It's not like they have a lot of options.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Couple it with Mare and you can rape the super modded mod beasts too

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You aren't getting their data unless you pair up with them and if you managed to do that, they are probably down to frick anyway.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Public syncshells exist

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread being spammed all the fricking time is basically a cult

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoW imploding on itself and the runup to Endwalker means that there is now a permanently mindbroken hatebase that actively watches the site for XIV threads to mobilize the instant they are posted.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure why not
    >Gameplay of most classes doesn't feel smooth compared to other tab target mmos, falls even further behind when you get to action mmos.
    >Character customization that everyone praises is still pretty limited when most races just have 1-3 actually good faces so everyone ends up looking the same anyway.
    >The game does a bad job of getting new players off the story track to actually try trials/pvp/etc.
    >Without the use of 3rd party shaders the game is uglier than most mmos (this is mostly forgiveable since its so old and the update is on the horizon)
    The next few are me just being very nitpicky
    >Armor design leans less into true fantasy a lot of the times and more into ff7/8/13 aesthetics which is a blend of modern fashion and high fantasy that I just don't appreciate. I feel like the "fantasy" of final fantasy is being replaced by more and more sci-fi I
    I know the other games have a lot of sci-fi at their roots but i liked sword and board feel of 11/14 original
    >Once you do the story/hunts, you basically never have a single reason to return to the old world, it has WoW's capitol city hub problem.
    >CC should reward more exp to make it a viable leveling alternative.
    >PvP feels like genuine shit 90% of the time and since the CC update frontline has become even more of a clusterfrick
    I enjoy it, it's weirdly become my go-to mmo when I get the urge. But once that honey moon period is over it's not a game that makes me want to keep playing like WoW, Wildstar, etc.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ran out of poetics 4 mahatmas in, I'm going to kill myself
    At least this feels like a victory lap after the atmas and light farming

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its fricking boring and i found out the end game is even worse

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats it took You just 150 hours, i took 5k hours before realizing it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        take the world of warcraft pill

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry I'm straight.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            as she posts in a final fantasy thread

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah that's why I'm here and not in a WoW thread.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't forget anybody who plays the "haha ur in a fino fano thread" has to do so in a fino fano thread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >end game

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the frick is xiv?

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an fourteen cultist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      An ex eye vee

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Xhiv

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Final Fantasy HIV

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no one mentioned netcode being the worst dogshit ever known to mankind
    And theres no hope they will ever fix this issue that makes the game 10x times worse than it has to be

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not fricking counter strike
      it is a fricking slow ass mmo
      "oh no this card game doesn't have 128 tickrate"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off homosexual when i press an ability it has come out the instant i press it. When im out of shit on my screen it should count as being out. Shit eating homosexual

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          dont care
          kys

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Responds
            >Twice
            >Dont care
            Sure troony. Dogshit ass fricking netcode made by literal dogshit ass devs who cant code ven if their life depended on it

            Im actually baffled that this shit is still allowed in 2024

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            its not fricking counter strike
            it is a fricking slow ass mmo
            "oh no this card game doesn't have 128 tickrate"

            The problem with the dogshit netcode is that it limits fight design. Having everything be snapshot based makes having fast paced fights that require good reflexes impossible. The closest we've gotten to somethng like that is barbie ex and it's been 10years LOL.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              mmo players are slow and barely conscious anon. ff is also a genre that has appealed far more to turn based players than action, and their recent forays into action kinda sucked

              its simply not what one should be looking for in the game. if you want fast inputs, i recommend shootan or rhythm, rather than trying to turn one genre into something its not and attempting to be the king of the kiddy pool

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pyromancer sends his regards.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Fall guys event
              >Narrowly avoid a pole
              >Get hit anyway because my character was standing in the aoe when its invisible castbar filled up
              Yeah that shit sucks. Its definitely my fault for getting hit in that situation but getting used to dodging castbars instead of the actual attack feels like getting used to having ants in the house. It's far from ideal.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a cultist though, fear me

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They needed to overhaul the entire engine like 8 years ago.

    What's the point of anything if the game still feels feels laggy (don't pretend it isn't, I know some of you morons coped about the fallguys event) and the idea of a glamour catalogue and more bagspace get shut down with "the data couldn't handle it"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're absolutely terrified of having to do data migrations, they don't seem to have the knowledgebase to pull those off after refactoring the entire backend.
      And looking at shit like the whole housing lottery bug fiasco, you know they'd find a way to completely frick player data in such a scenario.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >xenos
      This guy is like 1step away from being the Asmanbald of XIV. His opinions on the game these days are designed to cater to the casual audience when he himself is a hardcore raider. Plus he will always strawman his arguments to make himself look smarter than he actually is.
      >WELL ACHSUALLY "Y" WAS ALSO BAD, SO "X" IS AUTOMICALLY GOOD IN EVERY ASPECT NOW
      Also frick cotanking with him in Ultimate, his peanut brain can't understand simple flexes and forces you adjust for him

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow more morons that stumble into the ten year old game and shout "WOOOOW WHY HAS IT BEEN LIKE THIS FOR TEN YEARS!!!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feminine post.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Suggests that the game should be improved for enjoyment
      >Calls that person a moron for complaining about something that should have been fixed in heavensward.
      I don't get these kind of replies lol. I guess player's just enjoy eating shit and sucking yoshi-p's dick

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the writing. i just couldn't get into the writing.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The coolest PLD weapon design looks like cheap plastic and has a frick-ugly glow. Hoping the graphics update fixes it

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yay I can't wait to spend another expansion with Graha and the Twins being pushed to my face.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I played it years ago it was just World of Warcraft but less fun because of the global cooldown on everything and not letting you cast instants while moving or something. It was like a fake turn based game.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new storyline
    >jobs as boring as they've ever been
    >mods breaking with the graphical update

    I wouldn't be surprised if post-launch subscriptions plummet worse than they have before.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leveling job
    >Old dungeon I dont remember the mechanics of
    >Die
    >Feel like killing myself from shame
    How do shitters live with this feeling all the time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitters
      >feeling shame
      They'll find someone or something else to blame, don't worry.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did variant dungeons always reward so little tomes or did it get nerfed?

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