PS2 Laser just died. It's your fault?

PS2 Laser just died.

It's your fault /vr/

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now stick an hdd in that b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a slim though...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OPL over ethernet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What he said.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i tried to play ff12 like this but the cutscenes stutter 🙁 everything else has worked good though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            OPL has compatibility settings that are worth tinkering with. there's a guide here: https://www.ps2-home.com/forum/page/opl-game-compatibility-list-1
            but i've also found that randomly setting compatibility settings works too for games that the guide doesnt have information on, or if their stated fix doesnt work for me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            enabling modes 1 or 2 in OPL settings for the game might help with stuttering.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, sometimes Ethernet connection will stutter
            It’s nowhere near as fast as HDD

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SCPH-7000X slims still have the sudoku routine put in place by Sony. You dun goofed with that ESR son. Start looking into USB/SMB over OPL

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a SCHP-75004, what sudoku routine do you mean? I played it using ESR for a really long time.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's time for a lesson in The Impermanence of All Things(tm).

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No way to repair the system?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There might be. I have no experience with it though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do some research in that case. Fixing ones own possessions gives a really good feeling.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he fell for the original hardware meme
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how's that PCSX2 treating you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That looks blurry as shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          half the polygon budget went into that gun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Runs perfectly on my 7 year old CPU

        Cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >creates thread asking why PS2 emulation is so shit
          >talks about PS2 being so blurry
          Lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >emulators in the 90s were janky and obviously inaccurate but people didn't care because "holy shit I am playing Nintendo on my computer!!"
      >PS2 emulation is going to be stuck at this level forever
      >all PS2s will eventually die
      HAHAHAHAHA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        playstation emulators suck because there are no good playstation exclusives

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure PCSX2 will reach PS1 levels of emulation some day. Recently the Duckstation dev took over PCSX2 and the emulator is already 10x better

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly have no clue what the autists in this thread are talking about. My pcsx2 works great. Same with duckstation, one of my favorite emulators. Runs like a scalded dog baby, and if you have above room-temp IQ you can figure out how to configure the video settings/plugins to make it look great.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Original hardware gays have to believe emulators are unplayable garbage to justify their hobby of collecting overpriced plastic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>PS2 emulation is going to be stuck at this level forever
        To be fair would not be terrible if the pcsx2 development ceased today. As long CPUS keep getting faster and better, pcsx2 in software will be doable at full speed even for future low-end pcs.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay I don't think it's the laser now. It gets stuck on the browser screen with no stars moving even with no disc plugged in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The stars not moving just means the internal clock broke.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right

        It's not even that hard to replace the laser, you just have to unscrew a few things and plug the new one in

        I'm not sure it's the laser. I'm not getting a Disc Read error and I don't hear the console doing anything. Previously I had some problems with the thing not booting and I had to hold the disc tray down for a while to get it to work. I think the motor just doesn't want to pick up the CD anymore for some reason.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I know what it is. Assuming you have a slim, the open/close sensor isn't working. You have put something kinda heavy on top like a few books(some people suggest putting the console upside down but that is absolutely moronic). Also I'm not sure if you're "Right" is sarcastic but the blue lights not moving literally is just the clock not working; this is fact. Either way your PS2 is in it's final days and you need to start hoarding asap.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Welp I slapped the disc tray a few times and now it boot up again

            I scrolled through the thread again and am seeing that it is a slim. Stop slapping it moron, just put something on top of it. If you don't, it's going to suddenly think you "opened" it while you're in the middle of a game.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hey man slapping worked. I tried to put something heavy on it but it didn't. Guess I need something heavier.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Right. Something like that seems to be the case. I did decide to buy a Fat model just now because my Slim doesn't want to detect the webcams I bought for Police 9/11 for some reason.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just hoard PS2s. They all die.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even that hard to replace the laser, you just have to unscrew a few things and plug the new one in

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got recommendations for replacements lazer? OP needs your help.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For a slim?
      no, but anyone that uses discs should check this out

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Welp I slapped the disc tray a few times and now it boot up again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like there some loose solder or something

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy sour grapes I didn't knew a $2 console could make anons seethe so hard

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you want help doing repairs feel free to ask, PS2 slims are a bit of a mess but it's worth trying. All you're really gonna need is a blade to cut the warranty sticker, the appropriate Philips driver, some white lithium grease, contact cleaner, a few q-tips and some 91% isopropyl alcohol and maybe 15 minutes of time to work on it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the problem? I replaced the laser in my PS2 Slim a few years back and it was pretty simple. Just find the right part, order the replacement, and stick it in. It should be fine.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you not just replace the laser?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Replace it?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You sure it's dead? Mine didn't read PS1 discs and had cutscene stutters when playing from DVD, but after I cleaned the laser it works fine. I have a 30004R though if that matters.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of, is 30$ a fair price for a fat PS2 with all accessories? Only issue is that the controller is not original.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In my country they go for 50 euros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but keep in mind the fat PS2s disc tray goes out pretty quickly. Very hit-or-miss, I lucked out and mine honestly lasted for fricking ever. At least 10 years or so with no problems, and I fixed the disc tray myself when it went out.

      Original hardware gays have to believe emulators are unplayable garbage to justify their hobby of collecting overpriced plastic

      Nothing wrong with collecting as a hobby, but I get so irritated when people shit on emulators. It's like, these people put in countless hours and make this great software with a million plugins/options, and like jannies I think they do it for free.. I personally appreciate the hell out of it, but these spastics come along and rage about it, maybe you're right kek.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do coomlectors always call others poorgays but then haggle over 30 fricking dollars lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a collector. It would be my second console I ever owned. Only console I had was a Pegasus IQ-502 as a kid, I was always a PC gamer. I'm asking because I don't want to overpay.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a moron and running burned disks

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you may be able to get more life out of it by adjusting the affected laser's pot.
    google it.
    beware, there are two lasers (cd and dvd) and hence two pots, and if you adjust it incorrectly you will overcurrent your laser and kill it.
    t. used to repair these in a used vidya shop during the PS2s heyday

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